DM - BrendanToday at 5:23 PM
@Caspian - Mark  @Gale - Mason  you can role play the misadventures of Slamber, Blark, and Blason!
[5:23 PM]
While we wait for Slamber/Blamber Amber to finish her RP.(edited)
[5:24 PM]
After the men in dark leathers and the somewhat flamboyant one left, Blason who was working hard at the forge, looked up to see a horse trotting down the road, a rider waving merrily at him.
[5:25 PM]
In an instant he knew it was his brother, Blendan.
[5:26 PM]
“Helloooooooooo!” Blendan calls out towards Blason. “Helllloooooooooooo dear brother!” his laughter and joy evident even as a distance such as this!

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:27 PM
Oh god no

DM - BrendanToday at 5:30 PM
What? You wanted more RP
[5:31 PM]
I give the people what they want and they still turn on me.
[5:31 PM]
Brendan to Mark, apparently:


Caspian - MarkToday at 5:32 PM
Add Blpicer, let him RP for you(edited)

DM - BrendanToday at 5:32 PM
I spend all of 5 seconds making this channel. It’s not like these things are just made out of thin air Mark. Jesus.

Gale - MasonToday at 5:34 PM
Blason regards his brother atop the horse. "Brother. What's the reason for this... pleasant... visit."
[5:34 PM]
(btw my discord does a thing whenever "Blason" is in chat)
[5:34 PM]
(it shows this face https://i.imgur.com/FISqk9s.png(edited)


DM - BrendanToday at 5:34 PM
Rofl
[5:35 PM]
“Brother!” Blendan says joyously, “Speak like a man my dear sibling! You know I can’t hear you when you speak softly like a field rabbit! Bwah ha ha ha ha!” This comment strikes Blason as ironic as his brother Blendan is quite shorter than him and has always been the “soft one”.

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:37 PM
Blark kicks out one of the inn room doors, entering the main room totally exposed. "Who the f@#$ stole my clothes?!"

DM - BrendanToday at 5:38 PM
A rolling laugh comes from the fields as Blamber, and Slamber chuckle merrily. “Morning too cold for you Blark?” They laugh hysterically. “Seems to be below freezing!” shouts Slamber, beholding Blake’s diminutive...boots.

Gale - MasonToday at 5:39 PM
(oh my god.)

DM - BrendanToday at 5:40 PM
“Aye,” says Blendan. “Were I to bring such a small sausage to markets I dare say I’d be forced into the beggars house!” Blendan says chortling.

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:46 PM
Blark takes one of the nearby iron pots and holds it high like a weapon, "I'll send ye to the beggars house lookin' for a new pair o' stones ye piece o' shite!"

DM - BrendanToday at 5:47 PM
Blendan, clearly impressed by the now threatening, yet nude Blark, drops to his knees, and begs for his life. “Dearest cousin Blark. Yee must know it was only a jest!”
[5:48 PM]
Slamber runs forward, hurling herself in front of Blendan. “Aye my love, spare him! He only meant to jest! Come, let us retreat to the fields where we may harvest our family’s hard work.”

Gale - MasonToday at 5:51 PM
(with every message sent in this cursed chat, i feel a piece of my soul die)

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:52 PM
Blark throws the pan to the side, "Aye, ye jest well Blendan, my quarrel is not with you, but the devious crook that hath relieved me of my garments! Please, help me find the dammed rat and burn it from its place of hiding!"

DM - BrendanToday at 5:53 PM
Blason tears his shirt off revealing muscles that gods envy. “Hold yer teeny weeny there Blark! How dare ye threaten me own blood!” as Blason charges towards Blark, he transforms into his werebear form, roaring ferociously.

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:53 PM
(Watch as my English gets older and older as time goes on HAHA)

DM - BrendanToday at 5:54 PM
Blark, not one to take a threat lying down, transforms into his half-dragon true self! “Engarrde!” he shouts, holding his member as he could a sword.
[5:54 PM]
(Amber is making me write this btw.)

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:54 PM
(I know, you don't have to tell me)

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DM - BrendanToday at 5:55 PM
Coming to a store near you, wherever Harlquin Romance books are sold.
[5:56 PM]
I always thought being a writer would be cool. I never figured I’d be forced to write smut for high fantasy.

Gale - MasonToday at 5:56 PM
my time to shine

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:56 PM
Mason is the king of smut o:

Gale - MasonToday at 5:56 PM
"Blark! That weapon looks mighty heavy. Need a hand?"
[5:57 PM]

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:57 PM

DM - BrendanToday at 5:57 PM
Blendan uses his ring of invisibility and retreats inside the inn, locking himself in a room, and putting beeswax into his ears. He then tries to forget what he saw and hides from the visuals that tormented his innocent journey prior.

Caspian - MarkToday at 5:58 PM
Again... When Gale meets Caspian
[5:58 PM]
My god

DM - BrendanToday at 5:59 PM
Blark nods enticingly, turning around slightly and bending over to pick up his belt. “Oops...” he says, with no hint of accident in his tone. “It seems I forgot to grab my large belt. Come give me a hand Blason!”
[5:59 PM]
Fuck I’m out
[5:59 PM]
I can’t do this any more

Gale - MasonToday at 5:59 PM

[6:00 PM]
YOU STARTED THIS WAR

DM - BrendanToday at 6:00 PM
Amber, I did my best but someone else will have to finish.
[6:00 PM]
This is beyond me

Gale - MasonToday at 6:00 PM
PLUNGED skyrim BAROVIA INTO CHAOS

Caspian - MarkToday at 6:01 PM
Lul, he said "plunged"

Gale - MasonToday at 6:01 PM


Caspian - MarkToday at 6:01 PM
My stomach hurts from laughing >_<

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DM - BrendanToday at 6:01 PM
Blason walks forward, the sweat glistening off his hairy pectorals. “Come my little one. We must fix this hard task before us.”(edited)

Gale - MasonToday at 6:02 PM
thank you
[6:02 PM]
that edit was needed