[TRANSLATED] Mini Sengoku Basara 02 sub español

[Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to93tNidQz8]
[Title card: Mini Sengoku Basara! Chosokabe and Mori]

Chosokabe: Yo! I'm back!
Chosokabe: How's it going, Mori?
Chosokabe: ...You're still watching that?
Chosokabe: You're stubborn and have a lot of free time...
Chosokabe: It doesn't matter how many times you watch it.
Chosokabe: We weren't in it this week either.
Chosokabe: ...hey.
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Mori: If you're not going to help me, then it'd be for the best if you go home and don't bother.
Chosokabe: Oi, oi! On top of the fact that I only came to check if you were were alright...
Chosokabe: ...a letter?
Chosokabe: "Sengoku BASARA critiques covering everything broadcasted about the great war;
Chosokabe: Mori Motonari has planned to present a proposal focused on his character."
Mori: You...! Give that back this instant!
Chosokabe: Are you planning on reaching a secret agreement without telling me?
Mori: Don't say it as if I was doing something bad!
Mori: I am one of the main characters...
Mori: Nonetheless, you have to be educated when to comes to negotiations.
Chosokabe: Oh yeah?
Chosokabe: Let’s see, let’s see...
Chosokabe: I'll give it a quick glance.
Mori: Return it to me right now!
Chosokabe: "With all due respect..."
Chosokabe: "And with cause towards the views expressed in the Sengoku BASARA episodes..."
Chosokabe: "I would like to extend my most sincere congratulations to..."
Chosokabe: What the hell is this!?
Chosokabe: I didn't know you could grovel!*
Mori: It's called having "tact". To call someone’s attention, you have to write in a formal manner.
Chosokabe: Lets see, what else did you write...
Chosokabe: "Going back to the critique of the series, from the beginning..."
Chosokabe: "It seems incredibly strange to me..."
Chosokabe: "That the emblematic Mori Motonari does not appear in any scene."
Chokosabe(/mori): "the reason for which I cannot stop showing my surprise through this card."
Mori: "Their duty to make use of people who have knowledge of...
Fuck no. Fuck no I am not translating this shit the words go by too fast and the quality is on 144p this isn't fucking happening tonight. TL;DR someone took a piss in Moris samurai oats.
Mori: "I would feel very honored if you keep this in mind during the next episodes.
Chosokabe: How do you say it...
Chosokabe: Sincerely, don't you think you're being too bland?
Mori: My opinion will be of great importance for the special programming to be approved.
Mori: What I fail to understand is how pirates claim to resolve everything through brute force.
Mori: Demonstrating humility in front of others could be the most favorable.
Mori: When the other side has money, the most ideal thing is to be educated and humble...
Mori: This is...
Chosokabe: It's no good, it’s no good!
Chosokabe: They're not going to listen to the requests of someone so weak and subtle...
Chosokabe: First off...
Chosokabe: It's poorly laid out.
Chosokabe: It's very weak!
Chosokabe: It needs to be more...
Chosokabe: It needs to be rougher while still being educated, but not weak.
Mori: Hey, haven't you listened to a word I've said?
Chosokabe: It's true!
Chosokaeb: "We'll send troops overseas to Seto to support Chosokabe Motochika and his comrade.
Chosokabe: "So we "advise" ending the series with a special episode about the "house of treasure"
Chosokabe: Oh, and Mori will also have a brief appearance.
Chosokabe: It's perfect like this!
Mori: You...!
Mori: Why are you changing my card instead of writing one yourself?
Mori: Seto's sea wasn't even included in the original plan.
Mori: Don't keep changing it!
Chosokabe: Don't you see the opportunities we'll have?
Chosokabe: And without harm towards you!
Mori: Right now, you're already harming me.
Chosokabe: "To those in charge of broadcasting these heroic battles, I dedicate these words:"
Chosokabe: "You're an incompetent group..."
Chosokabe: "If you don't want to face disaster tomorrow morning..."
Chosokabe: It's genius!
Chosokabe: Once I'm done changing a few more things, we'll ask Fuma to give the card.
Mori: I don't remember having agreed to that!
Mori: If you don't put it back the way it was, I'll teach you a lesson!
Chosokabe: As if you could prevent it!
Chosokabe: I'll write what I want!
Mori: Give it back! That card is mine!
Mori: You...!
Chosokabe: Waa!
Chosokabe: Useless!
Chosokabe: You're weak!
Chosokabe: Augh! Stop!
Chosokabe: You...!
Mori: Don't you dare!
Mori: Augh! Leave me alone!
Chosokabe: Idiot!
Chosokabe: Ahhhh!
Chosokabe: Ugh!
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[Note reads:
ACCEPTED:
ASSASSINATION, ESPIONAGE, DELIVERY OF SECRET CARDS, COOKING, DRYCLEANING, DOG WALKING, ETC.

PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
-FUMA]
Chosokabe: Ayyyy! Fu...Fuma!
Chosokabe: This is for delivery...thank you... [card says: "proposal"]
Mori (flashback): "with cause towards the views expressed in the Sengoku BASARA episodes...and respect towards the broadcast of heroic battles:"
Mori (flashback): "With strong pain due to the wind,"
[TN: They mistake "Fuma Kotaro" (kanji) similar to "Messenger of the Wind", with the message ending up as "strong pain due to the wind"]
Mori (flashback): "The sunny region of Aki, governed by Mori Motochika, who safeguards Japan..."
Mori (flashback): "And his comrade, the pirate Chosokabe Motonari, Leader of the Pirates of the Seto Sea, who are in the the house of treasure,"
Mori (flashback): "Make a request to the Planning Department.
Mori (flashback): "With all due respect, we'll go directly to the issue..."
Mori (flashback): "If necessary, we will use force..."
Mori (flashback): "If not today, then tomorrow..."
Mori (flashback): "Next, and with all the same honesty, we send the following opinion..."
Mori (flashback): "Sincerely, we think you are an incompetent group..."
Mori (flashback): "If you allow us to be considerate."
Mori (flashback): "In any form, your game is..."
[to be continued]


*could also be saying "I didn't know you were so miserable!", it's hard to tell.