"Dis-Banned", by Fawad
- Gather around young folks as I tell ye,
- a tale of a person who lives among us all,
- some know him as Boombear, others rookie,
- but it doesn't really matter what you call.
- For he is a person with a gift,
- a talent to annoy, an ability to anger.
- If you desire your spirit to lift,
- do not try and approach this cancer.
- He has an average of 5 posts per day,
- but half of it is him cryin in bed,
- about how meanies bully their way,
- into his precious "clan" thread.
- He talks to his "clan" when no ones there,
- some say he has a medical condition,
- but don't take me wrong Boombear,
- Imaginary friends are VERY fun.
- His reply to almost everything is:
- "For your comment there is no need"
- "Stop trying to criticize and dis",
- He's better off watching Sesame Street.
- Now how unneeded is this comment?
- Your clan threads title is now "Dis-banned"
- and that's really how it all went,
- lots of disses, and a person running the clan one-manned.