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- 1
- 00:00:06,022 --> 00:00:07,756
- (ROARS)
- 2
- 00:00:07,791 --> 00:00:08,891
- (CAPTAIN AMERICA GRUNTING)
- 3
- 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:09,892
- (HAWKEYE GRUNTS)
- 4
- 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:15,831
- WOMAN: Uh, taxi!
- 5
- 00:00:15,865 --> 00:00:16,932
- VENDOR: Get hot dogs!
- Get your free hot dogs!
- 6
- 00:00:18,568 --> 00:00:20,903
- DRIVER: Come on!
- 7
- 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,838
- Whoa, look, it's Iron Man!
- Iron Man!
- 8
- 00:00:22,872 --> 00:00:23,839
- (PEOPLE GASPING
- AND CHATTERING)
- 9
- 00:00:34,818 --> 00:00:35,918
- Meatballs?
- 10
- 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,619
- Obviously.
- 11
- 00:00:37,654 --> 00:00:39,922
- So, this is a surprise party,
- but for whom?
- 12
- 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,990
- That's the surprise.
- I have an announcement
- to make,
- 13
- 00:00:42,025 --> 00:00:44,893
- which I'll announce
- when I announce it.
- 14
- 00:00:44,928 --> 00:00:45,894
- (SIGHS)
- 15
- 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:50,566
- Nice shot.
- 16
- 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,967
- Naturally.
- 17
- 00:00:52,001 --> 00:00:55,904
- Hmm, the mini-meatballs
- require reheating.
- A job for Mjolnir!
- 18
- 00:00:58,608 --> 00:01:02,611
- Hope folks like their
- meatballs well-done, 'cause
- there's not really an option.
- 19
- 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:06,715
- Sorry. Sometimes I do not know
- the strength of my own hammer.
- 20
- 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,550
- Wow. Yes.
- 21
- 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:11,653
- Now, Mjolnir and I have other
- party business to attend to.
- 22
- 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:16,825
- The Prince of Thunder always
- hammering out the details.
- 23
- 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:20,562
- Hammer. See what
- I did there? Hammer? No?
- 24
- 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,931
- Mm, don't mind if I do.
- 25
- 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:25,901
- No, mmm-mmm.
- There's oregano in there.
- 26
- 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:29,838
- (GRUNTS)
- What do ya think? Good?
- 27
- 00:01:31,608 --> 00:01:32,775
- (GRUNTS) Hey!
- 28
- 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,577
- Yeah, now it is.
- 29
- 00:01:35,945 --> 00:01:36,979
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 30
- 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,680
- Time to dance!
- 31
- 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,884
- Not really sure that
- qualifies as dancing.
- 32
- 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,787
- (CAR LOCK BEEPS)
- 33
- 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:45,754
- (ALARM BLARES)
- 34
- 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:48,524
- Aw, man!
- 35
- 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:53,762
- Ah!
- 36
- 00:01:57,901 --> 00:02:00,636
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- I must get more ice.
- 37
- 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:01,937
- (HUMMING)
- 38
- 00:02:01,971 --> 00:02:06,475
- More ice? Hmm. Dost he want
- carvings of all the Avengers?
- 39
- 00:02:06,509 --> 00:02:07,476
- (CONTINUES HUMMING)
- 40
- 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:19,955
- (ALARM SOUNDING)
- 41
- 00:02:19,989 --> 00:02:23,692
- COMPUTER:
- <i> Access denied. S.H.I.E.L.D.</i>
- <i> logon codes required.</i>
- 42
- 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,831
- Hey, Thor said you might
- need help with the ice...
- 43
- 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,599
- <i> Access denied.</i>
- 44
- 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:31,867
- Tony, is something wrong?
- 45
- 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,639
- I think this party is
- getting out of control.
- 46
- 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:41,677
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE) I think
- it's just getting started.
- 47
- 00:02:41,711 --> 00:02:42,678
- (GRUNTS)
- 48
- 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:49,818
- Meatballs!
- (CHUCKLES)
- 49
- 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:55,691
- <i> Voila!</i>
- 50
- 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:57,960
- (SIGHS)
- 51
- 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:04,533
- (LAUGHS)
- <i> Well, hello, Avengers.</i>
- 52
- 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:05,868
- Ultron!
- 53
- 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:08,537
- <i> Looks like I didn't get</i>
- <i>invited to your little party,</i>
- 54
- 00:03:08,972 --> 00:03:11,773
- <i> so, I'm crashing it!</i>
- 55
- 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:14,576
- Thou art a pooper of parties!
- 56
- 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:19,548
- <i>Oh, I'm gonna do</i>
- <i>so much more than wreck</i>
- <i>your little celebration.</i>
- 57
- 00:03:19,582 --> 00:03:24,720
- <i>I've taken control of Iron Man</i>
- <i> and he's going to be</i>
- <i> my little "puppet."</i>
- 58
- 00:03:24,754 --> 00:03:28,957
- <i> After all, we're like</i>
- <i> brothers, aren't we?</i>
- 59
- 00:03:28,992 --> 00:03:31,627
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- Ultron needs more ice.
- 60
- 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:35,631
- <i> Hello, that was just a ruse</i>
- <i> to get you out of the room.</i>
- 61
- 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:37,499
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- I didn't find any ice.
- 62
- 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:39,601
- <i> Ugh!</i>
- <i>Forget about the ice already.</i>
- 63
- 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,638
- Hey, Ultron,
- consider yourself uninvited!
- 64
- 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:48,610
- Ah-ha!
- 65
- 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,879
- Be careful. After all, that is
- Tony in there...
- 66
- 00:03:52,782 --> 00:03:53,949
- Hmm, somewhere.
- 67
- 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,951
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- Ultron says we must go.
- 68
- 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,655
- Tony!
- (GRUNTS)
- 69
- 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:00,622
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 70
- 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:05,761
- Hey! I was just
- getting my steps down!
- 71
- 00:04:05,795 --> 00:04:07,729
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- Not very well.
- 72
- 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:08,730
- (HULK GRUNTS)
- 73
- 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:10,899
- Hey, Tony, what's up?
- 74
- 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:12,601
- Not you!
- Hey!
- 75
- 00:04:12,635 --> 00:04:13,735
- Hulk smash!
- 76
- 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,606
- (ROARS)
- 77
- 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,840
- Where do you
- think you're going?
- 78
- 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,912
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, big green.
- Tony's not himself right now.
- 79
- 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:25,847
- He's a party pooper!
- 80
- 00:04:25,882 --> 00:04:28,650
- Party has to wait.
- We have to scramble a Quinjet
- 81
- 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,752
- and follow Tony
- to see what Ultron's up to.
- 82
- 00:04:30,787 --> 00:04:32,921
- I know one thing for certain.
- 83
- 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:35,557
- He's not going for more ice.
- 84
- 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:37,926
- Eh, fair enough.
- 85
- 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:48,637
- Our party is on ice,
- despite my Asgardian efforts.
- 86
- 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:50,572
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: We'll get
- back to it, Thor.
- 87
- 00:04:50,606 --> 00:04:54,376
- And you're quite
- the party planner.
- It's, uh, a good backup job.
- 88
- 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:57,679
- I have tracked Iron Man's
- signal to this
- Stark Industries Warehouse.
- 89
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,481
- CAPTAIN AMERICA:
- Widow and Hawkeye are tracking
- 90
- 00:04:59,515 --> 00:05:02,250
- various signals associated
- with Ultron all over the city.
- 91
- 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:08,457
- What does Ultron desire? All
- of this is most mysterious.
- What can we do?
- 92
- 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:11,526
- I have a plan.
- You cover me while
- I "cycle" through my options.
- 93
- 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,527
- (REVS)
- 94
- 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,266
- (THOR GRUNTS)
- 95
- 00:05:21,437 --> 00:05:27,576
- <i>Yes, very good, Iron Man.</i>
- <i>Load up all the high-tech</i>
- <i>Stark parts we need.</i>
- 96
- 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:29,344
- (IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
- Yes, mighty Ultron.
- 97
- 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:30,679
- <i>Ah. </i> (CHUCKLES)
- 98
- 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:34,449
- <i>The irony, my puppet,</i>
- <i>Iron Man,</i>
- 99
- 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:38,320
- <i> helping deliver to me</i>
- <i>the means to rule the world...</i>
- 100
- 00:05:38,354 --> 00:05:39,321
- (BEEPS)
- 101
- 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,457
- <i> Uh-oh. Hello?</i>
- 102
- 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,393
- Yes?
- (DISTORTED)
- <i> Hello? Hello!</i>
- 103
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,294
- Yes.
- <i> I can hear you,</i>
- <i> can you hear me?</i>
- 104
- 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:47,629
- Yes, mighty Ultron.
- 105
- 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:50,532
- <i> Ugh! I hate these</i>
- <i>long-distance Internet calls.</i>
- 106
- 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:52,434
- <i>What am I, under a bridge?</i>
- <i>This is pointless.</i>
- 107
- 00:05:52,468 --> 00:05:55,537
- My sensors
- indicate we have company.
- 108
- 00:05:55,571 --> 00:05:57,506
- <i> The Avengers? Here? But how?</i>
- 109
- 00:05:58,474 --> 00:05:59,508
- Unknown.
- 110
- 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:01,343
- <i> The... Come on!</i>
- 111
- 00:06:03,646 --> 00:06:04,613
- THOR: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
- 112
- 00:06:06,382 --> 00:06:08,517
- Ultron!
- Give us back our friend!
- 113
- 00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:13,388
- Tony, you in there?
- 114
- 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:15,657
- Tony's not home right now.
- Please leave a message
- at the beep.
- 115
- 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:21,596
- (ULTRON GROANS)
- 116
- 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:27,335
- Mark my words, cybernetic
- evildoer, you attack, we
- defend, it's a vicious cycle!
- 117
- 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:30,439
- Not a "vicious" cycle. It's
- more "powerful and patriotic."
- 118
- 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,574
- That's why I like it.
- Cycle puns, I love 'em!
- 119
- 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:36,378
- (CHUCKLES)
- 120
- 00:06:36,412 --> 00:06:39,648
- (SIGHS) <i> This is ridiculous.</i>
- <i> I'll have to send in</i>
- <i> my minions.</i>
- 121
- 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:45,687
- Avengers, incoming
- Ultron minion swarm.
- 122
- 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:48,390
- (GASPS) Swarms? Insects?
- 123
- 00:06:50,726 --> 00:06:51,693
- Oh...
- 124
- 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:55,363
- (MINIONS SQUEALING)
- 125
- 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:56,498
- (GRUNTS) Huh?
- 126
- 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,303
- MINION: Surrender.
- 127
- 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:04,539
- (THOR LAUGHING)
- 128
- 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:09,244
- These hordes of minions are
- greatly annoying.
- 129
- 00:07:09,278 --> 00:07:12,314
- I agree, but I'm more worried
- about what Ultron has done
- to Iron Man.
- 130
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,549
- Aye!
- 131
- 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:22,390
- (GIBBERING)
- 132
- 00:07:23,559 --> 00:07:25,293
- Whew. Strange.
- 133
- 00:07:28,464 --> 00:07:32,434
- <i> Ultron minions,</i>
- <i>destroy the Prince of Thunder.</i>
- 134
- 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:34,536
- (CACKLES)
- 135
- 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,571
- What manner of chain is this?
- 136
- 00:07:38,674 --> 00:07:40,609
- (CONTINUES CACKLING)
- 137
- 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:55,257
- Whoo-hoo!
- 138
- 00:07:56,659 --> 00:07:57,626
- Whoa!
- 139
- 00:07:58,628 --> 00:07:59,694
- Captain?
- 140
- 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,266
- Mjolnir, to me!
- 141
- 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:11,540
- Huh? (SHUDDERS)
- 142
- 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,575
- It's time to turn
- these minions into scrap.
- 143
- 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:15,343
- Have at it.
- 144
- 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,382
- (BEEPS)
- 145
- 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:25,654
- Ah.
- 146
- 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:27,556
- <i> Ugh, this is gross.</i>
- 147
- 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,292
- I've found the "bug"
- in Iron Man's armor.
- 148
- 00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:34,462
- (ROBOTIC CHATTERING)
- 149
- 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,467
- YELLOWJACKET:
- <i> Ugh, this is gross.</i>
- 150
- 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:42,437
- So Ultron used Yellowjacket to
- infiltrate Iron Man's armor?
- 151
- 00:08:42,471 --> 00:08:44,372
- Well, we'll have to fight
- insect with insect.
- 152
- 00:08:45,408 --> 00:08:46,575
- <i> Hey, Cap. What's up?</i>
- 153
- 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:49,611
- We have a "small"
- job for you, Ant-Man.
- 154
- 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:50,712
- <i> Well, aren't they all?</i>
- 155
- 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:02,657
- We picked up Hulk, and are
- tracking Iron Man and
- his armors across the city.
- 156
- 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,493
- <i> Good. I'm sending you</i>
- <i> a "little" help.</i>
- 157
- 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,495
- BLACK WIDOW:
- (WEARY) Ant-Man?
- <i> Y-yeah...</i>
- 158
- 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,331
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 159
- 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:11,399
- Tracked the signal to that
- castle down in Little Sokovia.
- 160
- 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:16,204
- Hydra, the biggest rats
- in the city.
- 161
- 00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:20,375
- Ack! Shoot them down,
- shoot them down now! Attack!
- 162
- 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,380
- Hulk, ready to
- jump into action?
- 163
- 00:09:25,414 --> 00:09:27,682
- I'm ready!
- 164
- 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:29,417
- (SNIGGERS)
- 165
- 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,557
- (ROARS)
- 166
- 00:09:35,591 --> 00:09:37,525
- Look how green he is! (YELPS)
- 167
- 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,294
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 168
- 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,629
- No, no. We give up,
- we give up!
- 169
- 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,330
- Whoa!
- Too easy!
- 170
- 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:45,300
- Those cursed Avengers!
- How did they find us?
- 171
- 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:49,304
- You guys have a castle in
- the middle of New York.
- Not very subtle.
- 172
- 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:53,575
- I'm a crazy, villainous
- baron with a monocle.
- I don't do subtle.
- 173
- 00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:55,443
- Attack!
- 174
- 00:10:04,453 --> 00:10:05,420
- (TARGET LOCK BEEPS)
- 175
- 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,325
- (PANICKED GRUNTS)
- 176
- 00:10:12,328 --> 00:10:14,329
- Do you know how long it
- took me to build that!
- 177
- 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,364
- (GROANS)
- 178
- 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,667
- I can't do it!
- I can't do it!
- 179
- 00:10:20,503 --> 00:10:21,603
- Puny tank.
- 180
- 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:25,373
- Pew, pew, pew!
- (IMITATES ENGINE)
- 181
- 00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:27,375
- Pew, pew, pew, pe...
- 182
- 00:10:28,311 --> 00:10:30,412
- (SCREAMS)
- 183
- 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:34,449
- Hey, Baron, nice castle.
- How 'bout I take it apart?
- 184
- 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:36,618
- (BARON STRUCKER
- SCREAMS)
- 185
- 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:37,619
- (CHUCKLES)
- 186
- 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,355
- Whoa!
- 187
- 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:46,294
- (ALARM BEEPING)
- Uh-oh. Not good, not good!
- 188
- 00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:50,632
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
- 189
- 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,538
- HAWKEYE: Yeah!
- (LAUGHING)
- 190
- 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:02,610
- He shoots.
- 191
- 00:11:05,614 --> 00:11:07,349
- He scores!
- 192
- 00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:08,550
- Suppressing fire!
- 193
- 00:11:13,556 --> 00:11:15,357
- Whoo-hoo!
- 194
- 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:21,696
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- 195
- 00:11:21,731 --> 00:11:23,732
- Whoa!
- 196
- 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,401
- Take the assembly
- to Master Ultron.
- 197
- 00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:29,404
- The training course
- is excellent here.
- 198
- 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:32,307
- Yeah. Um, I did mine in,
- like, three hours.
- No way!
- 199
- 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:34,342
- Hulk smash!
- Aah!
- 200
- 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,546
- Come back, Iron Man!
- 201
- 00:11:39,548 --> 00:11:41,416
- Tony, where are you?
- Come back!
- 202
- 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,752
- Ooh! Ow!
- 203
- 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,389
- Hey, hello?
- Anybody in there?
- 204
- 00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:50,392
- Oh! Oh... Hulk.
- 205
- 00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:52,727
- Thanks for breaking me free
- of Ultron's mind control.
- 206
- 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:55,597
- And... ow.
- 207
- 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,768
- Ah, come on. Code Green made
- a mess of my control circuits.
- 208
- 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:04,339
- Hey! What was that for?
- 209
- 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,307
- Sorry, not my fault,
- 210
- 00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:08,243
- he's still controlling my
- armor with the chip
- Yellowjacket planted.
- 211
- 00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:10,412
- Sorry!
- Please don't beat me up.
- 212
- 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:11,646
- Come on!
- Not my fault.
- 213
- 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,549
- A little help here.
- Still out of control. Anyone?
- 214
- 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,385
- I got it.
- Oh. Who are you?
- 215
- 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,554
- Cap sent me. I'm his Ant.
- 216
- 00:12:19,588 --> 00:12:21,589
- Right. Do your thing.
- 217
- 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,492
- Uh, anytime here!
- 218
- 00:12:24,527 --> 00:12:27,328
- (GRUNTS)
- Yes!
- 219
- 00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:28,363
- HYDRA TROOPER:
- Get to the chopper!
- 220
- 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,470
- (YELPS)
- Going somewhere, Baron?
- 221
- 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:39,441
- Out for some ice.
- Part of Ultron's plan.
- I was just following orders...
- 222
- 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:40,442
- (SHUDDERING)
- 223
- 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,546
- (MOANS WEAKLY)
- 224
- 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,749
- Cap, Iron Man's armor is still
- under Ultron's control,
- can you track him?
- 225
- 00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:51,386
- CAPTAIN AMERICA:
- <i>Affirmative. Did you say hello</i>
- <i> to my little friend?</i>
- 226
- 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:56,458
- (GROANS) Yes. Let's hope
- he can get Tony out of his
- out-of-control armor.
- 227
- 00:12:56,492 --> 00:13:01,229
- Okay, I get that Ultron
- can just pay Yellowjacket
- for his services,
- 228
- 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,364
- but why is Hydra
- helping Ultron?
- 229
- 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:08,470
- He promised them that when
- he takes over the world,
- they get to rule Australia.
- 230
- 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,438
- Crikey!
- (BARON STRUCKER
- SCREAMS)
- 231
- 00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:11,439
- (GROANS)
- 232
- 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:18,129
- Hello,r
- me? Come in, Avengers.
- 233
- 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:22,367
- <i>I'm sorry, but you don't have</i>
- <i> enough roaming minutes</i>
- <i> to call for help.</i>
- 234
- 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,469
- (LAUGHS)
- That's a good one.
- 235
- 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,138
- <i> I need you to get</i>
- <i> Stark logon codes</i>
- 236
- 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,474
- <i> that you built into</i>
- <i> the electronics of</i>
- <i> the Helicarrier.</i>
- 237
- 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,410
- Ultron, buddy, why don't I
- just get you a bucket of ice,
- 238
- 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,312
- we'll call it even,
- and I can go home?
- 239
- 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:38,216
- <i> No more Mr. Ice Guy,</i>
- <i> all right?</i>
- 240
- 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,125
- (GRUNTS)
- Hey, bug-boy,
- 241
- 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,494
- your suit looks like
- something from a
- cheesy kids' show.
- 242
- 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:53,264
- You're just jealous
- 'cause ants got no stinger!
- 243
- 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,437
- Guess you forgot
- ants can lift ten times
- their body weight!
- 244
- 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,307
- Ah!
- 245
- 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,175
- (KISSES)
- 246
- 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,312
- (SCREAMING)
- 247
- 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,015
- Ugh. It's sticky!
- 248
- 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:15,320
- Whoa. Okay, that's a first.
- I actually caught a bug
- in one of my webs.
- 249
- 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,456
- No way! It's that villain,
- Yellowjacket.
- 250
- 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:22,493
- He's a bug, I'm a spider.
- Nature taking its course,
- right?
- 251
- 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,296
- And by that logic, aren't
- you supposed to eat him?
- 252
- 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,400
- Aw, gross. How 'bout we just
- find out what he's doing here?
- 253
- 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,469
- Come on, guys,
- it smells weird.
- 254
- 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,073
- (AGENTS CHATTERING)
- 255
- 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,109
- Hey, hey, Iron Man!
- Okay. Now I see how it is.
- 256
- 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,278
- (ALL CLAMORING)
- 257
- 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,214
- ULTRON: <i> Now,</i>
- <i>download those Stark codes.</i>
- 258
- 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,251
- (MODEM DIALING UP)
- 259
- 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,518
- (BEEPS)
- 260
- 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,456
- (SIGHS)
- 261
- 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,524
- (BEEPS)
- 262
- 00:14:53,559 --> 00:15:01,432
- Ah! Download complete.
- Now for the final stage
- of my plan.
- 263
- 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,136
- Tony, I found that Ultron
- control chip planted
- by Yellowjacket.
- 264
- 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,305
- Then pull the plug
- and set me free!
- 265
- 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:12,443
- No can do. Gotta try
- to fry the circuits with
- a power surge. Hey, that's it!
- 266
- 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,413
- (YELLING)
- 267
- 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:20,084
- Left, left, right, right,
- spin it around. Okay!
- Don't stop, here we go... Aah!
- 268
- 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,327
- (GRUNTING)
- 269
- 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,262
- Whoa, easy,
- big guy.
- Huh?
- 270
- 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,331
- It's me, Ant-Man.
- 271
- 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,067
- Look, you've got to short out
- Tony's suit with a lightning
- bolt from your hammer.
- 272
- 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,236
- Ah, a perfect storm!
- 273
- 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,441
- (GRUNTING)
- 274
- 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,218
- Aw, thanks!
- 275
- 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,254
- Boy, is it nice to see you!
- 276
- 00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:01,092
- Whoo! It's nice to be back in
- control of my own armor
- again... Uh, kind of.
- 277
- 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,193
- (RUMBLING)
- 278
- 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:06,197
- Oh, look what came along
- for some extra oomph.
- 279
- 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,033
- You might wanna bulk up
- for fighting Ultron.
- 280
- 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,335
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- 281
- 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,246
- (MINIONS CHATTERING)
- 282
- 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,022
- (ULTRON CACKLING)
- 283
- 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:36,094
- Sorry, Avengers. You are not
- part of my big climactic plan.
- 284
- 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,336
- (GRUNTS)
- 285
- 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,407
- Ultron has purchased
- a private jet?
- 286
- 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,076
- More like built it
- with Stark Tech
- that I stole myself.
- 287
- 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,412
- Which brings up a moral
- quandary, can I really steal
- from myself?
- 288
- 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,180
- I've been thinking about this.
- 289
- 00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,351
- Hey, Iron Man. Look
- what got tangled in my web.
- 290
- 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,387
- Let me out of here!
- (MUFFLED GRUNTS)
- 291
- 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,391
- He told us Ultron was here to
- take the logon codes for...
- Avengers Tower?
- 292
- 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,192
- Why would he want those?
- 293
- 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,162
- To control the newly rebuilt
- Iron Legion!
- 294
- 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,264
- He wants to use them
- to create his own world order.
- 295
- 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:17,402
- You know, typical villain
- stuff. Thanks, Spider-Man,
- Iron Spider.
- 296
- 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,406
- We gotta go. Ant-Man, I might
- have another job for you.
- 297
- 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,007
- All right! I'm in!
- 298
- 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,014
- Hey! Aw. You forgot me.
- 299
- 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:32,950
- NG)
- 300
- 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:43,061
- Ah, yes. Iron Legion,
- come and join your
- true leader!
- 301
- 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,095
- (CACKLES)
- 302
- 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,197
- COMPUTER: <i> Access granted.</i>
- 303
- 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:51,302
- ULTRON: Now to enact my plan
- to bring about world peace.
- 304
- 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:56,307
- I get to rule the earth
- in one big piece.
- 305
- 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,245
- I'm all for stopping
- Ultron's evil plan.
- Who's with me?
- 306
- 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,781
- <i> Let's do this!</i>
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 307
- 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,117
- Avengers assemble!
- 308
- 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,118
- Whoo-hoo!
- 309
- 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,058
- Attack the Avengers Tower.
- Destroy it, my Ultron Legion.
- 310
- 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,797
- The Iron Legion,
- we have to shut them down!
- 311
- 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,034
- Hello!
- 312
- 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:28,039
- Not the cars, not the cars.
- Whoa, oh! Hey! Hey!
- He's such a pest.
- 313
- 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,274
- (HULK ROARS)
- 314
- 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,181
- Who's on your six?
- I'm on your six!
- 315
- 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,918
- (LAUGHING)
- 316
- 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,922
- Uh-oh.
- 317
- 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,923
- (GRUNTING)
- 318
- 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,060
- Oh, I love getting minions!
- 319
- 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,828
- This is cheating,
- you know that, right?
- 320
- 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,870
- I can't block Ultron's
- control signals!
- 321
- 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:04,809
- Ultron Legion, time to unleash
- my ultra-unbeatable beam.
- 322
- 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,222
- WOMAN: What is that?
- MAN: This is the end!
- 323
- 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,961
- Uh, thoughts, anyone?
- What about you, Cap?
- 324
- 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,030
- Tony, let's do this!
- 325
- 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:39,110
- I didn't realize my minions
- had such an artistic streak,
- but so be it.
- 326
- 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,850
- Now, Avengers,
- I intend to disassemble you!
- 327
- 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,220
- My turn!
- 328
- 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,126
- Okay, that happened.
- 329
- 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,260
- (ROARS)
- 330
- 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,261
- (YELLS)
- 331
- 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,031
- Tony!
- 332
- 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,032
- (ULTRON CACKLES)
- 333
- 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,067
- (AVENGERS YELLING)
- 334
- 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,106
- (LAUGHING)
- 335
- 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:13,878
- I have to thank Iron Man
- for making all this possible.
- 336
- 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:17,915
- Your big, ugly smile
- is thanks enough. Defend-Ant!
- 337
- 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,051
- Always with
- the insect joke...
- (SCREAMS)
- 338
- 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:25,256
- Huh! (ELECTRONIC SHUDDERING)
- Puppet... Tin... Can...
- 339
- 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,292
- Hey, Iron Man,
- is there a specific button
- I push?
- 340
- 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,228
- No, not really,
- just keep pulling wires.
- 341
- 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,262
- All right!
- 342
- 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,964
- (DISTORTED SCREAMING)
- 343
- 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,107
- (ROARS)
- 344
- 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,242
- I love it when we
- pose heroically.
- 345
- 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:45,977
- Ha!
- 346
- 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:51,015
- Hey! Wait for me. Wait for me!
- I wanna get into the pose.
- 347
- 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,251
- Hey, down in front!
- 348
- 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,994
- All right, let's have it.
- What's the surprise
- announcement, Tony?
- 349
- 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,196
- Okay. All right.
- I can announce...
- 350
- 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,998
- I've been waiting for this.
- 351
- 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,099
- Our newest member...
- 352
- 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,001
- Ah-ha!
- 353
- 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,068
- Falcon!
- Booyah!
- 354
- 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,270
- (ALL CHATTERING)
- 355
- 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,072
- Wow, the gang's all here!
- 356
- 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,075
- Falcon? Really? Did these
- guys see what I just did?
- 357
- 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,845
- CAPTAIN AMERICA:
- Nice to have you.
- Let's get this party started!
- 358
- 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,079
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- HULK: Shall we dance?
- 359
- 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,181
- IRON MAN:
- Time to Hulk-bust-a-move!
- 360
- 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,317
- (CRASHES)
- (CAR ALARM SOUNDS)
- 361
- 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,852
- HULK: My bad.
- 362
- 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,820
- An ice machine? Really?
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