The Fluffy Game

>There's a new party game gaining popularity in your town.
>Easy to play, only need some tape and a few fluffy ponies.
>Mark a circle in the center with the tape.
>Around the circle mark off sectors for each player.
>6 players at this party so circle is divided into 6 equal parts.
>Got it?  Almost time to play.
>Select a first fluffy pony, give it a good squeeze.
>Important to get those bowels emptied out.
>Now set fluffy down in the center circle.
"You better not move out of that circle or you'll be in trouble."
>Show fluffy the sorry stick so it knows you're serious.
>"Fwuffy no move! Fwuffy no want spankies wif sowwy stick!"
>Each player sits in their sector, surrounding fluffy pony.
>3...2...1...begin!
>Every player starts shouting horrifying threats at fluffy.
>"I'm gonna burn your butthole with fire!"
>"I'm going to cut off your nose with my razor!"
>"My bugs are going to eat your eyes!"
>Players scream & make scary faces at fluffy.
>See why it was so important to empty out those bowels?
>Eventually, terrified fluffy runs out of center circle.
>Fluffy will run to one player for comfort.
>"Pwease! Pwease save fwuffy! Meanie munsters scawe fluffy!"
>That player failed to scare fluffy sufficiently.
>He or she is out.
>Player leaves the game and gives fluffy a painful whipping for leaving its center circle.
>Re-sector for 5 players...select new fluffy pony...round 2.
>Last player standing is the winner.
>Honor & glory shall be heaped upon him.