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  8. You've reached
  9. Doug. Sorry I missed your call.
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  13. Please leave a name and number
  14. and I'll get back to you.
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  18. Hi, you've reached
  19. Dr. Stuart Price with Divine Dentistry.
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  23. Please leave a message after...
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  27. Hey, this is Phil.
  28.  
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  31. Leave me a message or don't.
  32. Do me a favor, don't text me. It's gay.
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  36. - Anything?
  37. - I tried them all.
  38.  
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  41. It keeps going straight to voicemail.
  42.  
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  45. Well, there has to be an explanation.
  46.  
  47. 10
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  49. Sweetie, it's Vegas.
  50. You lose track of time in casinos.
  51.  
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  54. There's no windows, there's no clocks.
  55. He's probably on a heater.
  56.  
  57. 12
  58. 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:34,343
  59. And you never walk away from the table
  60. when you're on a heater.
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  64. You do if you're getting married.
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  68. - Hello?
  69. - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil.
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  73. Phil, where the hell are you guys?
  74.  
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  77. I'm freaking out.
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  81. Yeah, listen.
  82.  
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  85. Uh...
  86.  
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  89. We fucked up.
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  93. <font color="#FFFFFF">- What are you talking about?
  94. - The bachelor party, the whole night. It...</font>
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  98. <font color="#FFFFFF">Things got out of control, uh...</font>
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  102. <font color="#FFFFFF">...and we lost Doug.</font>
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  106. <font color="#FFFFFF">- What?
  107. - We can't find Doug.</font>
  108.  
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  111. <font color="#FFFFFF">What are you saying, Phil?
  112. We're getting married in five hours.</font>
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  116. <font color="#FFFFFF">Yeah.</font>
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  120. <font color="#FFFFFF">That's not gonna happen.</font>
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  124. <font color="#FFFFFF">To my left a little.</font>
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  128. <font color="#FFFFFF">Thank you.</font>
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  132. <font color="#FFFFFF">Okey-dokey.</font>
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  136. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Whoa, watch it, pervert!
  137. - Alan, he's just doing your inseam.</font>
  138.  
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  141. - He's getting very close to my shaft.
  142. - All done. You can change now.
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  146. Right. Thanks, Floyd.
  147. Thank you very much.
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  151. All right, buddy,
  152. we should get a move on.
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  156. You know, Doug, I was thinking...
  157.  
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  160. If you wanna go to Vegas without me,
  161. that is totally cool, you know?
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  165. What are you talking about?
  166.  
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  169. You know, Phil and Stu, they're
  170. your buddies, and it's your bachelor party.
  171.  
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  174. Come on, Alan. Those two love you.
  175.  
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  178. And also, I don't want you to feel
  179. like you have to hold back...
  180.  
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  183. ...because your wife's brother's there.
  184. I just...
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  188. It's not like that.
  189.  
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  192. It's not like that. I already told you, Alan.
  193.  
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  196. Okay? We're just spending the night
  197. in Vegas. It's no big deal.
  198.  
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  201. Besides, you're not just my wife's brother,
  202. you're my brother now.
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  206. I want you to know, Doug,
  207. I'm a steel trap.
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  211. Whatever happens tonight,
  212. I will never, ever, ever, speak a word of it.
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  216. Okay. Yeah, I got it. Thank you.
  217. I don't think that...
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  221. Seriously. I don't care what happens.
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  225. - I don't care if we kill someone.
  226. - What?
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  230. You heard me. It's Sin City.
  231.  
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  234. I won't tell a soul.
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  238. Okay. I got it.
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  242. - Thank you.
  243. - No, thank you.
  244.  
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  247. I love you so much.
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  251. - Ha. I knew it.
  252. - Dad.
  253.  
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  256. Oh, stop it, I'm just jerking around.
  257.  
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  260. Alan, put some pants on.
  261. You have weird legs.
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  265. Yes, Daddy.
  266.  
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  269. - His legs look fine, Dad.
  270. - Oh, please.
  271.  
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  274. He has his mother's legs. It's just freaky.
  275.  
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  278. Alan, I'm just teasing.
  279. You have wonderful legs.
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  283. They're better than your mother's.
  284. They're beautiful.
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  288. Can you believe this?
  289. Just two more days.
  290.  
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  293. I know. You getting nervous?
  294.  
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  297. - You wanna back out?
  298. - Shut up.
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  302. Just tell me. Oh. Mm.
  303.  
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  306. You know, I don't need to go to Vegas.
  307. It's dumb.
  308.  
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  311. It's not dumb. It's one night.
  312. Have fun, you deserve it.
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  316. I know, but we should have
  317. gone last weekend.
  318.  
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  321. We have so much to do.
  322. L... I'm gonna cancel.
  323.  
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  326. My brother packed his bag two weeks ago.
  327. You're not canceling.
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  331. - Really?
  332. - Yeah.
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  336. - Two weeks?
  337. - Yeah, he's excited.
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  341. Thanks again for bringing him,
  342. by the way.
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  346. You don't need to thank me,
  347. it's nothing. He's a cool guy.
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  351. It's not nothing
  352. and he's not a cool guy...
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  356. ...so thank you.
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  360. Thank you.
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  364. Thank you.
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  368. Hey, Sid.
  369.  
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  372. I just wanted to thank you guys again
  373. for everything you're doing this weekend.
  374.  
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  377. - We couldn't be more excited.
  378. - Ah, that's great.
  379.  
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  382. Yeah, okay. You love us
  383. and we love you. Terrific.
  384.  
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  387. So talk to me about Vegas.
  388.  
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  391. - Uh... It should be pretty mellow.
  392. - Mm-hm.
  393.  
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  396. Do some gambling, maybe catch some rays,
  397. have a few laughs.
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  401. Yeah, some laughs. I got you.
  402.  
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  405. How you getting out there?
  406.  
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  409. Uh, we're gonna take my car.
  410. Gonna pick up my friends after this.
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  414. - Prius? You're taking a Prius to Vegas?
  415. - Yeah.
  416.  
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  419. You know, when you go to Vegas...
  420.  
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  422. 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,186
  423. ...you gotta go to Vegas.
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  427. No. Sid.
  428.  
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  430. 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,487
  431. - Really?
  432. - Come on, we're family now.
  433.  
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  436. - You sure? I mean, you love this car.
  437. - Doug, it's just a car.
  438.  
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  441. Just make sure to put some Armor All
  442. on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in.
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  446. Absolutely. That's easy.
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  450. Oh, and, uh, don't let Alan drive,
  451. because there's something wrong with him.
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  455. Understood.
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  459. Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him.
  460.  
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  463. I will be the only one driving this car.
  464. I promise.
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  468. Good.
  469.  
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  472. Remember, what happens in Vegas
  473. stays in Vegas.
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  477. Ah!
  478.  
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  481. Except for herpes.
  482. That shit'll come back with you.
  483.  
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  486. All right. Hold on. I still need
  487. some of your permission slips...
  488.  
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  490. 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,322
  491. ...and $90 for the field trip
  492. to the Griffith Observatory next weekend.
  493.  
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  496. Pay now, or forever regret missing out
  497. on the experience of a lifetime, guys.
  498.  
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  501. You're good, you got it.
  502.  
  503. 110
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  505. - Thanks, Mr. Wenneck.
  506. - Thank you. Hey.
  507.  
  508. 111
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  510. You really came through,
  511. thank you.
  512.  
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  515. Whoa, Max. What gives?
  516. What, no planetarium?
  517.  
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  520. My mom won't give me the money.
  521. I'm grounded.
  522.  
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  524. 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,714
  525. - Well, how much you got on you?
  526. - I don't know.
  527.  
  528. 115
  529. 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,217
  530. Like, 20 bucks.
  531.  
  532. 116
  533. 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,761
  534. Well, give me the 20
  535. and I'll cover the rest.
  536.  
  537. 117
  538. 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:36,515
  539. - Really?
  540. - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it.
  541.  
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  543. 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,683
  544. But give me the 20
  545. so I know you're serious.
  546.  
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  548. 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,603
  549. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck.
  550. - Yeah.
  551.  
  552. 120
  553. 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,291
  554. Hold on, I got it.
  555.  
  556. 121
  557. 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,127
  558. Ahem, do you have to park so close?
  559.  
  560. 122
  561. 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,130
  562. - Yeah. What's wrong?
  563. - I shouldn't be here.
  564.  
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  566. 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,382
  567. Why is that, Alan?
  568.  
  569. 124
  570. 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,969
  571. I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet
  572. of a school.
  573.  
  574. 125
  575. 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:17,514
  576. - What?
  577. - Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
  578.  
  579. 126
  580. 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,061
  581. - Mr. Wenneck, I was...
  582. - It's the weekend.
  583.  
  584. 127
  585. 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,146
  586. I don't know you. You do not exist.
  587.  
  588. 128
  589. 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,149
  590. - Shit.
  591. - Heh, heh, heh.
  592.  
  593. 129
  594. 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,985
  595. - Nice car.
  596. - Yeah.
  597.  
  598. 130
  599. 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,820
  600. - I'm driving.
  601. - Whoa, no chance, buddy...
  602.  
  603. 131
  604. 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,072
  605. Don't step... God. Watch the leath...
  606.  
  607. 132
  608. 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,033
  609. Shut up and drive before these nerds
  610. ask me another question.
  611.  
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  614. - Animal.
  615. - Who's this?
  616.  
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  618. 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,163
  619. - It's Alan. Tracy's brother.
  620. - I met you, like, four times.
  621.  
  622. 135
  623. 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,624
  624. Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?
  625.  
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  627. 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,168
  628. Don't forget your Rogaine.
  629.  
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  632. Rogaine, check.
  633.  
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  635. 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,049
  636. And don't forget to use it.
  637.  
  638. 139
  639. 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:56,511
  640. I can totally tell when you forget,
  641. your hair just looks thinner.
  642.  
  643. 140
  644. 00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:00,223
  645. Using of the Rogaine, check.
  646.  
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  649. Make sure to call me
  650. right when you get to the hotel...
  651.  
  652. 142
  653. 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,645
  654. ...not like that conference in Phoenix.
  655.  
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  657. 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,315
  658. I had to wait two hours
  659. for you to call me.
  660.  
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  662. 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,151
  663. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker.
  664. I was late to the podium.
  665.  
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  668. - Still?
  669. - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
  670.  
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  673. - What is the matter?
  674. - I don't know.
  675.  
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  677. 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,453
  678. I hope you're not gonna go to
  679. some strip club when you're up there.
  680.  
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  683. Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley.
  684.  
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  687. I don't even think they have strip clubs
  688. in wine country.
  689.  
  690. 150
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  692. Well, I'm sure if there is one,
  693. Phil will sniff it out.
  694.  
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  697. It's not gonna be like that.
  698.  
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  701. Besides, you know how I feel about that.
  702.  
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  705. I know, I know. It's just boys
  706. and their bachelor parties, it's gross.
  707.  
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  710. You're right, it is gross. Mm-mm.
  711.  
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  713. 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,521
  714. And you know what else, honestly?
  715.  
  716. 156
  717. 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:53,401
  718. Why would I risk this for,
  719. you know, a couple of minutes...
  720.  
  721. 157
  722. 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:58,657
  723. ...of some 19-year-old hard body
  724. in a schoolgirl outfit?
  725.  
  726. 158
  727. 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,992
  728. - Yeah.
  729. - Why would I ever need, like...
  730.  
  731. 159
  732. 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,079
  733. - You're right. And if you ever do...
  734. - What?
  735.  
  736. 160
  737. 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,373
  738. ...I will fucking kick your ass.
  739.  
  740. 161
  741. 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,877
  742. Thank you. Thank you for that.
  743.  
  744. 162
  745. 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:14,422
  746. That is exactly what I needed to hear.
  747.  
  748. 163
  749. 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,132
  750. Not to mention it's pathetic.
  751.  
  752. 164
  753. 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,761
  754. Those places are filthy.
  755. And the worst part is...
  756.  
  757. 165
  758. 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,138
  759. ...that little girl...
  760.  
  761. 166
  762. 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:26,017
  763. ...grinding and dry humping
  764. the fucking stage up there...
  765.  
  766. 167
  767. 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,938
  768. ...that's somebody's daughter up there.
  769. - I was just gonna say that.
  770.  
  771. 168
  772. 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,108
  773. See? I just wish your friends
  774. were as mature as you.
  775.  
  776. 169
  777. 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,486
  778. They are mature, actually.
  779. You just have to get to know them better.
  780.  
  781. 170
  782. 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,489
  783. Paging Dr. Faggot.
  784.  
  785. 171
  786. 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,119
  787. Dr. Faggot!
  788.  
  789. 172
  790. 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,916
  791. - I should go.
  792. - That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
  793.  
  794. 173
  795. 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,629
  796. Have a good weekend.
  797. I'm gonna miss you.
  798.  
  799. 174
  800. 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,642
  801. Whoo!
  802.  
  803. 175
  804. 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,186
  805. Road trip!
  806.  
  807. 176
  808. 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,608
  809. Vegas! Vegas, baby!
  810.  
  811. 177
  812. 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,860
  813. Vegas!
  814.  
  815. 178
  816. 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,238
  817. You're nuts!
  818.  
  819. 179
  820. 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,245
  821. Come on, just till Barstow.
  822. Everybody's passing us.
  823.  
  824. 180
  825. 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:32,333
  826. Absolutely not. I promised Sid.
  827. I will be the only one driving this car.
  828.  
  829. 181
  830. 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,668
  831. Besides, you're drinking.
  832.  
  833. 182
  834. 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,005
  835. Oh, what are you, a cop now?
  836. You know I drive great when I'm drunk.
  837.  
  838. 183
  839. 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,216
  840. True. Don't forget,
  841. Phil was always our designated drunk driver.
  842.  
  843. 184
  844. 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,761
  845. Yeah. You wanna explain it
  846. to them, Alan?
  847.  
  848. 185
  849. 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,055
  850. Guys, my dad loves this car
  851. more than he loves me, so, yeah.
  852.  
  853. 186
  854. 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:49,476
  855. Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid
  856. at home so I could go with you guys.
  857.  
  858. 187
  859. 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,187
  860. - You know how difficult that was?
  861. - That's really sweet.
  862.  
  863. 188
  864. 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,314
  865. - Yeah.
  866. - Dude, I was being sarcastic.
  867.  
  868. 189
  869. 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,565
  870. I fucking hate my life.
  871.  
  872. 190
  873. 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:59,068
  874. - I may never go back. I might stay in Vegas.
  875. - Here we go.
  876.  
  877. 191
  878. 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,237
  879. Doug, enjoy yourself,
  880. because come Sunday...
  881.  
  882. 192
  883. 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,783
  884. ...you're gonna start dying
  885. just a little bit every day.
  886.  
  887. 193
  888. 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,870
  889. Yeah. That's why I've managed
  890. to stay single this whole time, you know?
  891.  
  892. 194
  893. 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,831
  894. - Oh, really? That's why you're single?
  895. - Yeah.
  896.  
  897. 195
  898. 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,958
  899. Cool. Good to know.
  900.  
  901. 196
  902. 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,545
  903. - Am I all right over there, Alan?
  904. - Yeah, you're good.
  905.  
  906. 197
  907. 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,801
  908. Aw, Jesus Christ!
  909.  
  910. 198
  911. 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,804
  912. - Oh, my God!
  913. - That was awesome!
  914.  
  915. 199
  916. 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,264
  917. That was not awesome.
  918. What's wrong with you?
  919.  
  920. 200
  921. 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:34,229
  922. - That was insane. We almost just died.
  923. - You should have seen your face.
  924.  
  925. 201
  926. 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,773
  927. - Classic.
  928. - That's funny. Ha-ha.
  929.  
  930. 202
  931. 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,691
  932. It's not funny.
  933.  
  934. 203
  935. 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,254
  936. - Boy, you've got a sweet ride there.
  937. - Don't touch it.
  938.  
  939. 204
  940. 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,008
  941. Don't even look at it. Go on, get out.
  942.  
  943. 205
  944. 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,220
  945. You heard me.
  946. Don't look at me, either.
  947.  
  948. 206
  949. 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,433
  950. Yeah, you better walk on.
  951.  
  952. 207
  953. 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,770
  954. - He's actually kind of funny.
  955. - Yeah, he means well.
  956.  
  957. 208
  958. 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,314
  959. I'll hit an old man in public.
  960.  
  961. 209
  962. 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,484
  963. Is he all there? Like, mentally?
  964.  
  965. 210
  966. 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,779
  967. I think so. He's just an odd guy.
  968. You know, he's kind of weird.
  969.  
  970. 211
  971. 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,531
  972. - I mean, should we be worried?
  973. - No.
  974.  
  975. 212
  976. 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,157
  977. - All right.
  978. - No.
  979.  
  980. 213
  981. 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,160
  982. Tracy did mention
  983. that we shouldn't let him gamble.
  984.  
  985. 214
  986. 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,954
  987. Or drink too much.
  988.  
  989. 215
  990. 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,958
  991. Jesus, he's like a gremlin.
  992. Comes with instructions and shit.
  993.  
  994. 216
  995. 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,294
  996. And one water.
  997.  
  998. 217
  999. 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,629
  1000. - All good with Melissa?
  1001. - Oh, yeah.
  1002.  
  1003. 218
  1004. 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:47,093
  1005. Told her we're two hours
  1006. outside of wine country, and she bought it.
  1007.  
  1008. 219
  1009. 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,305
  1010. You think it's strange you've been
  1011. in a relationship for years...
  1012.  
  1013. 220
  1014. 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,098
  1015. ...and you have to lie about Vegas?
  1016.  
  1017. 221
  1018. 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,976
  1019. Yeah, I do.
  1020. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
  1021.  
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  1023. 00:14:55,144 --> 00:15:00,356
  1024. Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can
  1025. fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
  1026.  
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  1028. 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,566
  1029. Hey.
  1030.  
  1031. 224
  1032. 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,236
  1033. Okay, first of all, he was a bartender.
  1034.  
  1035. 225
  1036. 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,654
  1037. And she was wasted.
  1038.  
  1039. 226
  1040. 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:11,284
  1041. And, if you must know,
  1042. he didn't even come inside her.
  1043.  
  1044. 227
  1045. 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,994
  1046. And you believe that?
  1047.  
  1048. 228
  1049. 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:17,749
  1050. Uh, yeah, I do believe that,
  1051. because she's grossed out by semen.
  1052.  
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  1054. 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,500
  1055. That'll be 32.50.
  1056.  
  1057. 230
  1058. 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,837
  1059. It's 32.50, you gonna pay for it?
  1060.  
  1061. 231
  1062. 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:30,136
  1063. It says here we should work in teams.
  1064. Who wants to be my spotter?
  1065.  
  1066. 232
  1067. 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,973
  1068. I don't think you should be doing
  1069. too much gambling tonight, Alan.
  1070.  
  1071. 233
  1072. 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,100
  1073. Gambling?
  1074. Who said anything about gambling?
  1075.  
  1076. 234
  1077. 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,519
  1078. It's not gambling
  1079. when you know you're gonna win.
  1080.  
  1081. 235
  1082. 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,563
  1083. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
  1084.  
  1085. 236
  1086. 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,273
  1087. It's also illegal.
  1088.  
  1089. 237
  1090. 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:47,070
  1091. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon,
  1092. like masturbating on an airplane.
  1093.  
  1094. 238
  1095. 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,657
  1096. I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
  1097.  
  1098. 239
  1099. 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,077
  1100. Yeah, maybe after 9/11,
  1101. where everybody got so sensitive.
  1102.  
  1103. 240
  1104. 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,705
  1105. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
  1106.  
  1107. 241
  1108. 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,961
  1109. Either way, you gotta be super smart
  1110. to count cards, buddy, okay?
  1111.  
  1112. 242
  1113. 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,379
  1114. - Oh, really?
  1115. - It's not easy.
  1116.  
  1117. 243
  1118. 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,631
  1119. Well maybe we should tell that
  1120. to Rain Man...
  1121.  
  1122. 244
  1123. 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,884
  1124. ...because he practically bankrupted
  1125. a casino, and he was a retard.
  1126.  
  1127. 245
  1128. 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,219
  1129. What?
  1130.  
  1131. 246
  1132. 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,054
  1133. He was a retard.
  1134.  
  1135. 247
  1136. 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,139
  1137. Retard.
  1138.  
  1139. 248
  1140. 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,765
  1141. Here we go.
  1142.  
  1143. 249
  1144. 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,977
  1145. Hi, welcome to Caesars.
  1146.  
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  1148. 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,353
  1149. - Hello.
  1150. - Checking in?
  1151.  
  1152. 251
  1153. 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,897
  1154. Yeah. We have a reservation
  1155. under Dr. Price.
  1156.  
  1157. 252
  1158. 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,275
  1159. Okay, let me look that up for you.
  1160.  
  1161. 253
  1162. 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,568
  1163. Dr. Price?
  1164.  
  1165. 254
  1166. 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,697
  1167. Stu, you're a dentist, okay?
  1168. Don't try and get fancy.
  1169.  
  1170. 255
  1171. 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,285
  1172. - It's not fancy if it's true.
  1173. - He's a dentist. Don't get too excited.
  1174.  
  1175. 256
  1176. 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,371
  1177. And if, uh, someone has a heart attack,
  1178. you should still call 911.
  1179.  
  1180. 257
  1181. 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,248
  1182. We'll be sure to do that.
  1183.  
  1184. 258
  1185. 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,793
  1186. Can I ask you a question?
  1187. Do you know if the hotel's pager-friendly?
  1188.  
  1189. 259
  1190. 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,838
  1191. - What do you mean?
  1192. - I'm not getting a sig on my beeper.
  1193.  
  1194. 260
  1195. 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,300
  1196. - I'm not sure.
  1197. - Is there a payphone bank?
  1198.  
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  1200. 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,470
  1201. Bunch of payphones? Business.
  1202.  
  1203. 262
  1204. 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,181
  1205. Um, there's a phone in your room.
  1206.  
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  1208. 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,266
  1209. That'll work.
  1210.  
  1211. 264
  1212. 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,312
  1213. So I have you in a two-bedroom suite
  1214. on the 12th floor, is that okay?
  1215.  
  1216. 265
  1217. 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,772
  1218. It sounds perfect.
  1219.  
  1220. 266
  1221. 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,316
  1222. Actually, I was wondering
  1223. if you had any villas.
  1224.  
  1225. 267
  1226. 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,069
  1227. - We're not even gonna be in the room.
  1228. - It's unnecessary.
  1229.  
  1230. 268
  1231. 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,362
  1232. No big deal. We can share beds.
  1233. It's one night.
  1234.  
  1235. 269
  1236. 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,573
  1237. If we're share beds,
  1238. I'm bunking with Phil.
  1239.  
  1240. 270
  1241. 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,576
  1242. - You good with that?
  1243. - No, I'm not.
  1244.  
  1245. 271
  1246. 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,163
  1247. Guys, we are not sharing beds.
  1248. What are we, 12 years old?
  1249.  
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  1251. 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,332
  1252. Lisa, I apologize.
  1253. How much is the villa?
  1254.  
  1255. 273
  1256. 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,460
  1257. Well, we have one villa available,
  1258. and it's 4200 for the night.
  1259.  
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  1261. 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,754
  1262. - Is it awesome?
  1263. - It's pretty awesome.
  1264.  
  1265. 275
  1266. 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,133
  1267. - We'll take it. Give her your credit card.
  1268. - I can't give her my credit card.
  1269.  
  1270. 276
  1271. 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,762
  1272. - We'll split it.
  1273. - Are you crazy? No, this is on us.
  1274.  
  1275. 277
  1276. 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,100
  1277. You don't get it.
  1278. Melissa checks my statements.
  1279.  
  1280. 278
  1281. 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,893
  1282. We just need a credit card on file.
  1283.  
  1284. 279
  1285. 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,146
  1286. We won't charge you until check out,
  1287. so you can figure it out then.
  1288.  
  1289. 280
  1290. 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,817
  1291. That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa.
  1292. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.
  1293.  
  1294. 281
  1295. 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,444
  1296. Fine.
  1297.  
  1298. 282
  1299. 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,197
  1300. - Can I ask you another question?
  1301. - Sure.
  1302.  
  1303. 283
  1304. 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,657
  1305. You probably get this a lot.
  1306.  
  1307. 284
  1308. 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,034
  1309. This isn't the real Caesars Palace,
  1310. is it?
  1311.  
  1312. 285
  1313. 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,577
  1314. What do you mean?
  1315.  
  1316. 286
  1317. 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,288
  1318. Did, uh...
  1319.  
  1320. 287
  1321. 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,334
  1322. - Did Caesar live here?
  1323. - Um, no.
  1324.  
  1325. 288
  1326. 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,170
  1327. I didn't think so.
  1328.  
  1329. 289
  1330. 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,848
  1331. Holy shit.
  1332.  
  1333. 290
  1334. 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,851
  1335. Now, this is Vegas.
  1336.  
  1337. 291
  1338. 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,564
  1339. Oh, my... This place is enormous.
  1340.  
  1341. 292
  1342. 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,815
  1343. Now we're talking.
  1344.  
  1345. 293
  1346. 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,860
  1347. Is this all one suite?
  1348.  
  1349. 294
  1350. 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,195
  1351. Thank you, guys.
  1352.  
  1353. 295
  1354. 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,239
  1355. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"?
  1356.  
  1357. 296
  1358. 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,491
  1359. You're welcome.
  1360. It's only because I love you.
  1361.  
  1362. 297
  1363. 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,496
  1364. Hey, guys. Look, free almonds.
  1365.  
  1366. 298
  1367. 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,124
  1368. - Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back.
  1369. - Wait, I'm just hungry.
  1370.  
  1371. 299
  1372. 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,252
  1373. - Well, I know, but...
  1374. - Stu, what the fuck?
  1375.  
  1376. 300
  1377. 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,631
  1378. It's a pressure-sensitive plate. When you pick
  1379. it up, you have 30 seconds to put it back...
  1380.  
  1381. 301
  1382. 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,800
  1383. <font color="#FFFFFF">- ...or they bill you.
  1384. - That's pretty neat.</font>
  1385.  
  1386. 302
  1387. 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,428
  1388. <font color="#FFFFFF">It may be neat,
  1389. but it's also very expensive, so...</font>
  1390.  
  1391. 303
  1392. 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,889
  1393. <font color="#FFFFFF">Those almonds are probably, like, $14.</font>
  1394.  
  1395. 304
  1396. 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,932
  1397. Stu,<font color="#FFFFFF"> relax.</font>
  1398.  
  1399. 305
  1400. 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,436
  1401. <font color="#FFFFFF">Phil, Melissa is like
  1402. a forensic accountant, okay?</font>
  1403.  
  1404. 306
  1405. 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,771
  1406. <font color="#FFFFFF">She scours my statements.
  1407. If you want nuts...</font>
  1408.  
  1409. 307
  1410. 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,941
  1411. <font color="#FFFFFF">...put your own credit card down.
  1412. - Watch this.</font>
  1413.  
  1414. 308
  1415. 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,405
  1416. Problem solved.
  1417. <font color="#FFFFFF">Alan,</font> enjoy your almonds.
  1418.  
  1419. 309
  1420. 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,949
  1421. <font color="#FFFFFF">I don't want them. He ruined it.</font>
  1422.  
  1423. 310
  1424. 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:07,038
  1425. All right, let's pick a room, let's get
  1426. dressed.<font color="#FFFFFF"> Be ready</font> in 30 minutes.
  1427.  
  1428. 311
  1429. 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:12,460
  1430. <font color="#FFFFFF">I just wish you could see this place,</font>
  1431. because you, of all people, would love it.
  1432.  
  1433. 312
  1434. 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,963
  1435. Yeah. No, it's so quaint.
  1436.  
  1437. 313
  1438. 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,175
  1439. Yeah, no, there's no TVs, no phones.
  1440.  
  1441. 314
  1442. 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:23,429
  1443. They just have these cute little antique
  1444. radios in all the rooms.
  1445.  
  1446. 315
  1447. 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,223
  1448. Yeah.
  1449.  
  1450. 316
  1451. 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,808
  1452. What else? Um...
  1453.  
  1454. 317
  1455. 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,645
  1456. We met the, uh, proprietor.
  1457.  
  1458. 318
  1459. 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,189
  1460. - Oh, I bet you...
  1461. - What's his name?
  1462.  
  1463. 319
  1464. 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,649
  1465. Um, Caesar. PalacƩ.
  1466.  
  1467. 320
  1468. 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,318
  1469. Yeah, like the salad.
  1470.  
  1471. 321
  1472. 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,906
  1473. Okay. Well, listen, I gotta go,
  1474. because we're gonna hit this wine tasting.
  1475.  
  1476. 322
  1477. 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:46,327
  1478. Wait, wait. I love you. Okay. Bye.
  1479.  
  1480. 323
  1481. 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,580
  1482. I'm not even gonna say anything,
  1483. it's so embarrassing.
  1484.  
  1485. 324
  1486. 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,999
  1487. - Where's Alan?
  1488. - He, uh, he went downstairs.
  1489.  
  1490. 325
  1491. 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,168
  1492. He said he had to grab a few things.
  1493.  
  1494. 326
  1495. 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:59,507
  1496. Good, because I have something
  1497. to show you.
  1498.  
  1499. 327
  1500. 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,343
  1501. Uh-Oh.
  1502.  
  1503. 328
  1504. 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,512
  1505. - What the hell is that?
  1506. - What do you think?
  1507.  
  1508. 329
  1509. 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,890
  1510. If it's what I think it is,
  1511. I think it's a big fucking mistake.
  1512.  
  1513. 330
  1514. 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,686
  1515. I'm gonna propose to Melissa
  1516. at your wedding. After the ceremony.
  1517.  
  1518. 331
  1519. 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,356
  1520. - Stuey, congratulations!
  1521. - Thank you, Doug.
  1522.  
  1523. 332
  1524. 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,526
  1525. - That's a beautiful ring.
  1526. - Yeah. It's my grandmother's.
  1527.  
  1528. 333
  1529. 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,654
  1530. She made it all the way through
  1531. the Holocaust with that thing.
  1532.  
  1533. 334
  1534. 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,699
  1535. Wait, have you not listened
  1536. to anything I have ever said?
  1537.  
  1538. 335
  1539. 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,286
  1540. Phil, we've been dating for three years.
  1541. It's time. This is how it works.
  1542.  
  1543. 336
  1544. 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,706
  1545. A, that is bullshit.
  1546. And B, she is a complete bitch.
  1547.  
  1548. 337
  1549. 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,041
  1550. Hey, that's his fiancƩe.
  1551.  
  1552. 338
  1553. 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,670
  1554. What? It's true. It's true.
  1555. You know it's true. She beats him.
  1556.  
  1557. 339
  1558. 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,798
  1559. That was twice, and I was out of line.
  1560.  
  1561. 340
  1562. 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,384
  1563. She's strong-willed. And I respect that.
  1564.  
  1565. 341
  1566. 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,386
  1567. Wow. Wow.
  1568.  
  1569. 342
  1570. 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,431
  1571. He's in denial.
  1572. Not to mention, she fucked a sailor.
  1573.  
  1574. 343
  1575. 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:49,890
  1576. Hey, he wasn't a sailor.
  1577.  
  1578. 344
  1579. 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,477
  1580. He was a bartender on a cruise ship.
  1581. You know that.
  1582.  
  1583. 345
  1584. 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,940
  1585. Guys, I'm standing right here.
  1586. So I can hear everything that you're saying.
  1587.  
  1588. 346
  1589. 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,234
  1590. Hey, guys. You ready to let the dogs out?
  1591.  
  1592. 347
  1593. 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,902
  1594. - What?
  1595. - Do what?
  1596.  
  1597. 348
  1598. 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,404
  1599. Let the dogs out. You know.
  1600.  
  1601. 349
  1602. 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,575
  1603. Who brought this guy?
  1604.  
  1605. 350
  1606. 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,994
  1607. Yes, Alan, we are ready
  1608. to let the dogs out.
  1609.  
  1610. 351
  1611. 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,080
  1612. - Hey, congrats.
  1613. - Thank you.
  1614.  
  1615. 352
  1616. 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,927
  1617. I love this fucking town.
  1618.  
  1619. 353
  1620. 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,104
  1621. - You're not really wearing that, are you?
  1622. - Wearing what?
  1623.  
  1624. 354
  1625. 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,148
  1626. The man-purse.
  1627.  
  1628. 355
  1629. 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,276
  1630. You're actually gonna wear that
  1631. or are you guys fucking with me?
  1632.  
  1633. 356
  1634. 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,571
  1635. It's where I keep all my things.
  1636. I get a lot of compliments on this.
  1637.  
  1638. 357
  1639. 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,990
  1640. Plus, it's not a man-purse.
  1641. It's called a satchel.
  1642.  
  1643. 358
  1644. 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,283
  1645. Indiana Jones wears one.
  1646.  
  1647. 359
  1648. 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,786
  1649. So does Joy Behar.
  1650.  
  1651. 360
  1652. 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,708
  1653. - We're going up, guys.
  1654. - Yeah, that's perfect.
  1655.  
  1656. 361
  1657. 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,543
  1658. Really?
  1659.  
  1660. 362
  1661. 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,337
  1662. We're going up?
  1663.  
  1664. 363
  1665. 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,886
  1666. I'm just saying,
  1667. it's clearly marked, okay?
  1668.  
  1669. 364
  1670. 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,138
  1671. We are definitely
  1672. not supposed to be up here.
  1673.  
  1674. 365
  1675. 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,558
  1676. Come on, we're paying for a villa.
  1677. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
  1678.  
  1679. 366
  1680. 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,727
  1681. - Yeah, but...
  1682. - Just wedge the door open.
  1683.  
  1684. 367
  1685. 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,188
  1686. - Guys, come on up here.
  1687. - Fine.
  1688.  
  1689. 368
  1690. 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,528
  1691. How the hell did you find this place?
  1692.  
  1693. 369
  1694. 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,196
  1695. Don't worry about it.
  1696.  
  1697. 370
  1698. 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,948
  1699. Oh!
  1700.  
  1701. 371
  1702. 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,325
  1703. - You all right?
  1704. - Yeah.
  1705.  
  1706. 372
  1707. 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,995
  1708. - Look at the view up here.
  1709. - You happy?
  1710.  
  1711. 373
  1712. 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,414
  1713. - This is great.
  1714. - Whoa!
  1715.  
  1716. 374
  1717. 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,833
  1718. Are you kidding?
  1719.  
  1720. 375
  1721. 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,377
  1722. - Alan, how we doing, buddy?
  1723. - Good.
  1724.  
  1725. 376
  1726. 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,338
  1727. - What do you got over there, Alan?
  1728. - That's the Eiffel Tower.
  1729.  
  1730. 377
  1731. 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,549
  1732. Uh-oh.
  1733.  
  1734. 378
  1735. 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,426
  1736. - Right?
  1737. - A little JƤgermeister.
  1738.  
  1739. 379
  1740. 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,219
  1741. - Good idea.
  1742. - There it is. Good call.
  1743.  
  1744. 380
  1745. 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,470
  1746. On the roof.
  1747.  
  1748. 381
  1749. 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:55,558
  1750. Um, no, this is good.
  1751. I'd like to make a toast.
  1752.  
  1753. 382
  1754. 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,685
  1755. To Doug and Tracy.
  1756.  
  1757. 383
  1758. 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,646
  1759. May tonight be...
  1760.  
  1761. 384
  1762. 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,107
  1763. ...but a minor speed bump...
  1764.  
  1765. 385
  1766. 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,943
  1767. ...in an otherwise very long
  1768. and healthy marriage.
  1769.  
  1770. 386
  1771. 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,528
  1772. - Cheers.
  1773. - Cheers.
  1774.  
  1775. 387
  1776. 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,737
  1777. Short and sweet.
  1778.  
  1779. 388
  1780. 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,325
  1781. Oh, it's like college.
  1782.  
  1783. 389
  1784. 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,911
  1785. - All right. I wanna talk about something.
  1786. - All right.
  1787.  
  1788. 390
  1789. 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,371
  1790. - I want to...
  1791. - I'd like to...
  1792.  
  1793. 391
  1794. 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,583
  1795. I'd like to say something...
  1796.  
  1797. 392
  1798. 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,377
  1799. ...that I prepared...
  1800.  
  1801. 393
  1802. 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,255
  1803. ...tonight.
  1804. - All right, Alan.
  1805.  
  1806. 394
  1807. 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,136
  1808. "Hello.
  1809.  
  1810. 395
  1811. 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,639
  1812. How about that ride in?
  1813.  
  1814. 396
  1815. 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,892
  1816. I guess that's why they call it
  1817. Sin City.
  1818.  
  1819. 397
  1820. 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:45,274
  1821. You guys might not know this,
  1822. but I consider myself a bit of a loner.
  1823.  
  1824. 398
  1825. 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,652
  1826. I tend to think of myself
  1827. as a one-man wolf pack.
  1828.  
  1829. 399
  1830. 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:53,908
  1831. But when my sister brought Doug home,
  1832. I knew he was one of my own.
  1833.  
  1834. 400
  1835. 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:58,704
  1836. And my wolf pack, it grew by one.
  1837.  
  1838. 401
  1839. 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,665
  1840. So were there two...
  1841. So there were two of us in the wolf pack.
  1842.  
  1843. 402
  1844. 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:06,128
  1845. I was alone first in the pack,
  1846. and then Doug joined in later.
  1847.  
  1848. 403
  1849. 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,714
  1850. And six months ago...
  1851.  
  1852. 404
  1853. 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,926
  1854. ...when Doug introduced me to you guys,
  1855. I thought:
  1856.  
  1857. 405
  1858. 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:16,096
  1859. 'Wait a second. Could it be? '
  1860. And now, I know for sure.
  1861.  
  1862. 406
  1863. 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,891
  1864. I just added two more guys
  1865. to my wolf pack."
  1866.  
  1867. 407
  1868. 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,268
  1869. - All right.
  1870. - All right.
  1871.  
  1872. 408
  1873. 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,978
  1874. "Four of us wolves...
  1875.  
  1876. 409
  1877. 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:27,066
  1878. ...running around the desert together
  1879. in Las Vegas...
  1880.  
  1881. 410
  1882. 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,693
  1883. ...looking for strippers and cocaine."
  1884.  
  1885. 411
  1886. 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:30,903
  1887. So tonight...
  1888.  
  1889. 412
  1890. 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,113
  1891. ...I make a toast.
  1892. - Whoa.
  1893.  
  1894. 413
  1895. 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,157
  1896. - What...?
  1897. - What do you got there?
  1898.  
  1899. 414
  1900. 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,785
  1901. - Dude, what the fuck?
  1902. - What the hell are you doing?
  1903.  
  1904. 415
  1905. 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,458
  1906. - What is that?
  1907. - Blood brothers.
  1908.  
  1909. 416
  1910. 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,126
  1911. - Don't... Why did you...?
  1912. - Damn it.
  1913.  
  1914. 417
  1915. 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:47,419
  1916. - Here.
  1917. - Alan...
  1918.  
  1919. 418
  1920. 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,129
  1921. - No.
  1922. - No, I'm not doing that.
  1923.  
  1924. 419
  1925. 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,839
  1926. - Go ahead, Stuart.
  1927. - Make him stop.
  1928.  
  1929. 420
  1930. 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,551
  1931. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves.
  1932. Give me the knife.
  1933.  
  1934. 421
  1935. 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,470
  1936. Slowly. Thank you.
  1937. Okay. Thank you very much.
  1938.  
  1939. 422
  1940. 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,472
  1941. - You all right? Are you okay?
  1942. Mm-hm.
  1943.  
  1944. 423
  1945. 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,307
  1946. - Do you need a doctor?
  1947. - He's good.
  1948.  
  1949. 424
  1950. 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:01,642
  1951. - You sure?
  1952. - I'm good.
  1953.  
  1954. 425
  1955. 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,603
  1956. All right, good,
  1957. because I need everybody to focus.
  1958.  
  1959. 426
  1960. 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:08,607
  1961. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk
  1962. about some... I wanna talk about memory.
  1963.  
  1964. 427
  1965. 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,652
  1966. No, better yet,
  1967. I wanna talk about selective memory.
  1968.  
  1969. 428
  1970. 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:16,991
  1971. You see, whatever happens here tonight
  1972. may as well never have happened at all...
  1973.  
  1974. 429
  1975. 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,494
  1976. ...because this circle's about as far
  1977. as it's ever gonna go.
  1978.  
  1979. 430
  1980. 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:24,290
  1981. In other words, forget everything.
  1982.  
  1983. 431
  1984. 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,293
  1985. Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
  1986.  
  1987. 432
  1988. 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:32,172
  1989. Okay, good or bad, we don't remember
  1990. so we got nothing to talk about.
  1991.  
  1992. 433
  1993. 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,175
  1994. Nothing, guys. Nothing.
  1995.  
  1996. 434
  1997. 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,261
  1998. Deal?
  1999.  
  2000. 435
  2001. 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,096
  2002. - Deal.
  2003. - Deal.
  2004.  
  2005. 436
  2006. 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:43,684
  2007. - Perfect. Alan, come here, buddy.
  2008. - Get in here, crazy.
  2009.  
  2010. 437
  2011. 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:48,230
  2012. All right, to a night
  2013. we'll never remember...
  2014.  
  2015. 438
  2016. 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,943
  2017. ...but the four of us
  2018. will never forget.
  2019.  
  2020. 439
  2021. 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,033
  2022. - There it is.
  2023. - Hear, hear.
  2024.  
  2025. 440
  2026. 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,201
  2027. Hey, thanks, guys.
  2028.  
  2029. 441
  2030. 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,181
  2031. Hm.
  2032.  
  2033. 442
  2034. 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,516
  2035. Stupid tiger.
  2036.  
  2037. 443
  2038. 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,983
  2039. What the fuck?
  2040.  
  2041. 444
  2042. 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,029
  2043. Control yourself, man.
  2044. Goddamn, will you put on some pants?
  2045.  
  2046. 445
  2047. 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,115
  2048. - Phil, do not go in the bathroom.
  2049. - AI, just calm down. It's me.
  2050.  
  2051. 446
  2052. 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,701
  2053. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom.
  2054.  
  2055. 447
  2056. 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,537
  2057. - What's going on?
  2058. - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!
  2059.  
  2060. 448
  2061. 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,207
  2062. - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out.
  2063. - Don't go in.
  2064.  
  2065. 449
  2066. 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:56,168
  2067. Don't go in, don't go in.
  2068. Be careful. Don't, don't.
  2069.  
  2070. 450
  2071. 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,672
  2072. - Oh! Holy fuck! He's not kidding.
  2073. - See? See?
  2074.  
  2075. 451
  2076. 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,133
  2077. - There's a tiger in there.
  2078. - No, there isn't.
  2079.  
  2080. 452
  2081. 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,676
  2082. Yeah!
  2083.  
  2084. 453
  2085. 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:08,347
  2086. - It's big. Gigantic.
  2087. - You okay, buddy?
  2088.  
  2089. 454
  2090. 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,058
  2091. No. I am in so much pain right now.
  2092.  
  2093. 455
  2094. 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,645
  2095. Goddamn. Look at this place.
  2096.  
  2097. 456
  2098. 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,854
  2099. Whew.
  2100.  
  2101. 457
  2102. 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:20,359
  2103. I know. Phil, they have my credit card
  2104. downstairs. I am so screwed.
  2105.  
  2106. 458
  2107. 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:23,195
  2108. How does a tiger get in the bathroom?
  2109. It almost killed me.
  2110.  
  2111. 459
  2112. 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,239
  2113. Hey, bro?
  2114. You mind putting on some pants?
  2115.  
  2116. 460
  2117. 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,449
  2118. I find it a little weird
  2119. I have to ask twice.
  2120.  
  2121. 461
  2122. 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,244
  2123. Pants at a time like this?
  2124. I don't have any p...
  2125.  
  2126. 462
  2127. 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:33,664
  2128. What the fuck happened last night?
  2129.  
  2130. 463
  2131. 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:37,167
  2132. Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
  2133.  
  2134. 464
  2135. 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,629
  2136. I can't... Oh, shit.
  2137.  
  2138. 465
  2139. 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,467
  2140. Oh, my God.
  2141.  
  2142. 466
  2143. 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,594
  2144. My lateral incisor's... It's gone!
  2145.  
  2146. 467
  2147. 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:52,015
  2148. It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down.
  2149. We're fine. Everything's fine.
  2150.  
  2151. 468
  2152. 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,433
  2153. Alan, go wake up Doug.
  2154.  
  2155. 469
  2156. 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:57,437
  2157. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck
  2158. out of Nevada before housekeeping shows.
  2159.  
  2160. 470
  2161. 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:01,191
  2162. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth.
  2163. I have no idea how it happened.
  2164.  
  2165. 471
  2166. 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,651
  2167. You're freaking me out, man.
  2168.  
  2169. 472
  2170. 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,279
  2171. I got a massive headache, okay?
  2172. Let's just calm down.
  2173.  
  2174. 473
  2175. 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:08,031
  2176. How am I supposed to calm down?
  2177. Look around you.
  2178.  
  2179. 474
  2180. 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,410
  2181. - Hey, guys, he's not in there.
  2182. - Did you check all the rooms?
  2183.  
  2184. 475
  2185. 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,246
  2186. Yeah, I looked everywhere.
  2187. Plus, his mattress is gone.
  2188.  
  2189. 476
  2190. 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,832
  2191. He probably went to the pool
  2192. to get something to eat.
  2193.  
  2194. 477
  2195. 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,458
  2196. I'll just call his cell.
  2197.  
  2198. 478
  2199. 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:22,087
  2200. I look like a nerdy hillbilly.
  2201.  
  2202. 479
  2203. 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,394
  2204. - Hello?
  2205. - Alan.
  2206.  
  2207. 480
  2208. 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,812
  2209. Hey.
  2210.  
  2211. 481
  2212. 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,316
  2213. - It's Phil.
  2214. - Oh, hey, Phi...
  2215.  
  2216. 482
  2217. 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,985
  2218. This is Doug's phone.
  2219. This is Doug's phone.
  2220.  
  2221. 483
  2222. 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,153
  2223. - No shit.
  2224. - Yeah.
  2225.  
  2226. 484
  2227. 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,368
  2228. What the fuck is that?
  2229.  
  2230. 485
  2231. 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,460
  2232. Whose fucking baby is that?
  2233.  
  2234. 486
  2235. 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,338
  2236. Alan, are you sure you didn't see
  2237. anyone else in the suite?
  2238.  
  2239. 487
  2240. 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:06,548
  2241. Yeah, I checked all the rooms.
  2242. No one's here.
  2243.  
  2244. 488
  2245. 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,009
  2246. Check its collar or something.
  2247.  
  2248. 489
  2249. 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,053
  2250. Shh. Shh.
  2251.  
  2252. 490
  2253. 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,847
  2254. - It's okay, baby.
  2255. - Stu, we don't have time for this.
  2256.  
  2257. 491
  2258. 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,683
  2259. Let's go hook up with Doug,
  2260. we'll deal with the baby later.
  2261.  
  2262. 492
  2263. 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,019
  2264. Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby
  2265. in the room.
  2266.  
  2267. 493
  2268. 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,022
  2269. - There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom.
  2270. - It's not our baby.
  2271.  
  2272. 494
  2273. 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,107
  2274. Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one.
  2275.  
  2276. 495
  2277. 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,360
  2278. All right, fine.
  2279. Okay, we'll take it with us.
  2280.  
  2281. 496
  2282. 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,695
  2283. Could you at least just find some pants?
  2284.  
  2285. 497
  2286. 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,957
  2287. Why can't we remember a goddamn thing
  2288. from last night?
  2289.  
  2290. 498
  2291. 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,752
  2292. Because we obviously
  2293. had a great fucking time.
  2294.  
  2295. 499
  2296. 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:47,547
  2297. Why don't you just stop worrying
  2298. for one minute?
  2299.  
  2300. 500
  2301. 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,049
  2302. Be proud of yourself.
  2303.  
  2304. 501
  2305. 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:53,345
  2306. <font color="#FFFFFF">I don't know, Phil.
  2307. Maybe it's because I'm missing a tooth.</font>
  2308.  
  2309. 502
  2310. 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:58,684
  2311. Or <font color="#FFFFFF">maybe it's</font> because
  2312. there's a tiger in our hotel room...
  2313.  
  2314. 503
  2315. 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:02,396
  2316. <font color="#FFFFFF">...which, incidentally,
  2317. is completely destroyed.</font>
  2318.  
  2319. 504
  2320. 00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,024
  2321. <font color="#FFFFFF">Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know.</font>
  2322.  
  2323. 505
  2324. 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:10,904
  2325. <font color="#FFFFFF">Maybe it's because we found a baby,
  2326. a human baby.</font>
  2327.  
  2328. 506
  2329. 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,781
  2330. That's it.<font color="#FFFFFF"> That's</font> it.
  2331.  
  2332. 507
  2333. 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,910
  2334. <font color="#FFFFFF">It's because we found a fucking baby.</font>
  2335.  
  2336. 508
  2337. 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,581
  2338. - <font color="#FFFFFF">You shouldn't curse around the child.
  2339. - Really? You shouldn't be around a child.</font>
  2340.  
  2341. 509
  2342. 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,590
  2343. <font color="#FFFFFF">Oh, how cute. What's his name?</font>
  2344.  
  2345. 510
  2346. 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,554
  2347. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Ben.
  2348. - Carlos.</font>
  2349.  
  2350. 511
  2351. 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,640
  2352. <font color="#FFFFFF">Carlos?</font>
  2353.  
  2354. 512
  2355. 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,569
  2356. Thank you.
  2357.  
  2358. 513
  2359. 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,783
  2360. Hey, Phil, look.
  2361.  
  2362. 514
  2363. 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,248
  2364. He's jacking his little weenis.
  2365.  
  2366. 515
  2367. 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:07,127
  2368. - Pull yourself together, man.
  2369. - Not at the table, Carlos.
  2370.  
  2371. 516
  2372. 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,175
  2373. I looked everywhere.
  2374.  
  2375. 517
  2376. 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:16,595
  2377. Gym, casino, front desk.
  2378. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here.
  2379.  
  2380. 518
  2381. 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,221
  2382. He's fine. He's a grown man.
  2383.  
  2384. 519
  2385. 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:21,475
  2386. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down.
  2387. Here, have some juice.
  2388.  
  2389. 520
  2390. 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:27,731
  2391. I can't have juice right now.
  2392.  
  2393. 521
  2394. 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,484
  2395. Okay. All right.
  2396. Let's just track this thing.
  2397.  
  2398. 522
  2399. 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,321
  2400. What's the last thing
  2401. we remember doing last night?
  2402.  
  2403. 523
  2404. 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,656
  2405. Well, the first thing was
  2406. we were on the roof...
  2407.  
  2408. 524
  2409. 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,450
  2410. ...and were having those shots of JƤger.
  2411.  
  2412. 525
  2413. 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,954
  2414. And then we ate dinner
  2415. at The Palm. Right?
  2416.  
  2417. 526
  2418. 00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,164
  2419. That's right.
  2420.  
  2421. 527
  2422. 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:48,001
  2423. And then we played craps at
  2424. the Hard Rock, and I think Doug was there.
  2425.  
  2426. 528
  2427. 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,420
  2428. That sounds right.
  2429. No, no. He definitely was.
  2430.  
  2431. 529
  2432. 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:53,423
  2433. You know what, guys?
  2434. I don't even remember going to dinner.
  2435.  
  2436. 530
  2437. 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,426
  2438. What the fuck?
  2439. I don't think I've ever been this hung-over.
  2440.  
  2441. 531
  2442. 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,845
  2443. After the Hard Rock, I blacked out.
  2444. It was like emptiness.
  2445.  
  2446. 532
  2447. 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,641
  2448. Okay. We have up until 10 p. M...
  2449.  
  2450. 533
  2451. 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,061
  2452. ...so that gives us a 12-hour window
  2453. where we could have lost him.
  2454.  
  2455. 534
  2456. 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:10,232
  2457. - What is this?
  2458. - Oh, my God. That is my tooth.
  2459.  
  2460. 535
  2461. 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,443
  2462. Why do you have that?
  2463. What else is in your pockets?
  2464.  
  2465. 536
  2466. 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:16,696
  2467. This is a good thing. No.
  2468. Check your pockets. Check your pockets.
  2469.  
  2470. 537
  2471. 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,365
  2472. Do you have anything?
  2473.  
  2474. 538
  2475. 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,618
  2476. I have an ATM receipt
  2477. from the Bellagio.
  2478.  
  2479. 539
  2480. 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:28,166
  2481. Eleven-oh-five for $800!
  2482. I am so fucked.
  2483.  
  2484. 540
  2485. 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:32,546
  2486. I have a valet ticket from Caesars.
  2487. Looks like we got in at 5:15 a.m.
  2488.  
  2489. 541
  2490. 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:34,714
  2491. Oh, shit. We drove last night?
  2492.  
  2493. 542
  2494. 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,926
  2495. Driving drunk. Classic.
  2496.  
  2497. 543
  2498. 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,056
  2499. What's on your arm?
  2500.  
  2501. 544
  2502. 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,976
  2503. - What the fuck is that?
  2504. - Jesus, Phil.
  2505.  
  2506. 545
  2507. 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,020
  2508. - You were in the hospital last night.
  2509. - I guess so, yeah.
  2510.  
  2511. 546
  2512. 00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:51,565
  2513. - You okay?
  2514. - Yeah, Alan. I'm fine.
  2515.  
  2516. 547
  2517. 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,567
  2518. What the hell is going on?
  2519.  
  2520. 548
  2521. 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,361
  2522. Well, Stu, Stu, this is a good thing.
  2523. We have a lead now.
  2524.  
  2525. 549
  2526. 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,029
  2527. Hey, Stu, watch this.
  2528.  
  2529. 550
  2530. 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:05,370
  2531. - You ever seen a baby do that?
  2532. - Dude, Alan, not cool.
  2533.  
  2534. 551
  2535. 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:12,878
  2536. So, uh, are you sure you're qualified
  2537. to be taking care of that baby?
  2538.  
  2539. 552
  2540. 00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,921
  2541. What? I've found a baby before.
  2542.  
  2543. 553
  2544. 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:17,382
  2545. - You found a baby before?
  2546. - Yeah.
  2547.  
  2548. 554
  2549. 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,259
  2550. - Where?
  2551. - Coffee Bean.
  2552.  
  2553. 555
  2554. 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,137
  2555. Wait, what?
  2556.  
  2557. 556
  2558. 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:25,432
  2559. Hey, Phil? I don't think Doug
  2560. would want us to take the Mercedes.
  2561.  
  2562. 557
  2563. 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,683
  2564. Relax, we'll be careful.
  2565.  
  2566. 558
  2567. 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,436
  2568. My dad is crazy about that car.
  2569. He left Doug in charge...
  2570.  
  2571. 559
  2572. 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,855
  2573. Alan. We got bigger problems here.
  2574.  
  2575. 560
  2576. 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,940
  2577. Doug could be in the hospital,
  2578. he could be hurt.
  2579.  
  2580. 561
  2581. 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:38,904
  2582. - Let's worry about the car later.
  2583. - Uh, guys? Check it out.
  2584.  
  2585. 562
  2586. 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,701
  2587. All right, grab it from the other side.
  2588.  
  2589. 563
  2590. 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,870
  2591. Is that the mattress from Doug's room?
  2592.  
  2593. 564
  2594. 00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,456
  2595. What the fuck?
  2596.  
  2597. 565
  2598. 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,792
  2599. Hey, man, what's going on here?
  2600.  
  2601. 566
  2602. 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,296
  2603. Some asshole threw his bed
  2604. out the window last night.
  2605.  
  2606. 567
  2607. 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,798
  2608. - No shit.
  2609. - Yeah.
  2610.  
  2611. 568
  2612. 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,967
  2613. Some guys just can't handle Vegas.
  2614.  
  2615. 569
  2616. 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,553
  2617. Ha-ha.
  2618.  
  2619. 570
  2620. 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,514
  2621. Oh, God.
  2622.  
  2623. 571
  2624. 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:08,475
  2625. It's gonna be okay, Stu.
  2626.  
  2627. 572
  2628. 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,853
  2629. How the hell did we manage that?
  2630.  
  2631. 573
  2632. 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,735
  2633. - Here's your car, officers.
  2634. - Oh, God.
  2635.  
  2636. 574
  2637. 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,780
  2638. All right, everybody act cool.
  2639. All right, don't say a word.
  2640.  
  2641. 575
  2642. 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:25,242
  2643. Come on, let's just get in and go.
  2644. Come on.
  2645.  
  2646. 576
  2647. 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,829
  2648. - Stu, you got a five?
  2649. - No.
  2650.  
  2651. 577
  2652. 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,166
  2653. - I'll hit you on the way back.
  2654. - Thank you, sir.
  2655.  
  2656. 578
  2657. 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,752
  2658. Oh, my God.
  2659. Oh, my God.
  2660.  
  2661. 579
  2662. 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,506
  2663. You just nailed the baby.
  2664.  
  2665. 580
  2666. 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:40,674
  2667. Are my glasses okay?
  2668.  
  2669. 581
  2670. 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:44,219
  2671. Your glasses are fine, dick.
  2672.  
  2673. 582
  2674. 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,893
  2675. This is so illegal.
  2676.  
  2677. 583
  2678. 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,312
  2679. Can't you see the fun part in anything?
  2680.  
  2681. 584
  2682. 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:58,024
  2683. Yeah, we're stuck in traffic
  2684. in a stolen police car...
  2685.  
  2686. 585
  2687. 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,193
  2688. ...with a missing child
  2689. in the back seat.
  2690.  
  2691. 586
  2692. 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,861
  2693. Which part of this is fun?
  2694.  
  2695. 587
  2696. 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:06,866
  2697. - I think the cop-car part's pretty cool.
  2698. - Thank you, Alan. It is cool.
  2699.  
  2700. 588
  2701. 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,868
  2702. Doug would love it.
  2703.  
  2704. 589
  2705. 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,371
  2706. Come on.
  2707.  
  2708. 590
  2709. 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,876
  2710. - Check this out.
  2711. - Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil.
  2712.  
  2713. 591
  2714. 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,044
  2715. Don't do this!
  2716.  
  2717. 592
  2718. 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,547
  2719. - Take it easy.
  2720. - Just try to call more attention to us.
  2721.  
  2722. 593
  2723. 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,048
  2724. - Attention.
  2725. - Sorry.
  2726.  
  2727. 594
  2728. 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:24,175
  2729. Attention, please. Move out of the way.
  2730.  
  2731. 595
  2732. 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,844
  2733. I repeat, please disperse.
  2734.  
  2735. 596
  2736. 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:31,850
  2737. Phil, stop the car, I wanna get out.
  2738. Stop the car, I wanna get out. Pull over.
  2739.  
  2740. 597
  2741. 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:36,396
  2742. Ma'am, in the leopard dress,
  2743. you have an amazing rack.
  2744.  
  2745. 598
  2746. 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:39,691
  2747. Get off the sidewalk!
  2748. Get off the sidewalk!
  2749.  
  2750. 599
  2751. 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,318
  2752. I should have been a fucking cop.
  2753.  
  2754. 600
  2755. 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,409
  2756. Look, I already told you.
  2757.  
  2758. 601
  2759. 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,746
  2760. You came in with a mild concussion,
  2761. some bruised ribs. No big deal.
  2762.  
  2763. 602
  2764. 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:55,415
  2765. Although none of you could articulate
  2766. how it happened.
  2767.  
  2768. 603
  2769. 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,043
  2770. Do you remember how many of us
  2771. were here?
  2772.  
  2773. 604
  2774. 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,502
  2775. Ah...
  2776.  
  2777. 605
  2778. 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:03,256
  2779. I don't know. I think it was just you guys.
  2780. Definitely no baby.
  2781.  
  2782. 606
  2783. 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:07,052
  2784. - And one other guy.
  2785. - That's our guy. Was he okay?
  2786.  
  2787. 607
  2788. 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:11,264
  2789. Yeah. He was fine.
  2790. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were.
  2791.  
  2792. 608
  2793. 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:15,101
  2794. All right, come forward.
  2795. And turn.
  2796.  
  2797. 609
  2798. 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:16,269
  2799. All right.
  2800.  
  2801. 610
  2802. 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,647
  2803. There you go. And cough.
  2804.  
  2805. 611
  2806. 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,694
  2807. Cough. Cough. Give me one more.
  2808.  
  2809. 612
  2810. 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,031
  2811. All right. Thattaboy.
  2812.  
  2813. 613
  2814. 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,867
  2815. Okay, Felix, you can put your robe on.
  2816.  
  2817. 614
  2818. 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,161
  2819. And the nurse will be in here
  2820. in a minute.
  2821.  
  2822. 615
  2823. 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,455
  2824. I'll see you after the weekend.
  2825.  
  2826. 616
  2827. 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,541
  2828. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, doctor.
  2829.  
  2830. 617
  2831. 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:44,381
  2832. Guys, I really gotta go. I'm sorry.
  2833. I have a surgery up on the fourth floor.
  2834.  
  2835. 618
  2836. 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:48,385
  2837. No, I know. But we just need
  2838. a couple more minutes of your time.
  2839.  
  2840. 619
  2841. 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:55,225
  2842. Yeah. Tuck it right in there.
  2843. I don't want to re-sterilize.
  2844.  
  2845. 620
  2846. 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,060
  2847. Walk with me.
  2848.  
  2849. 621
  2850. 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:04,692
  2851. Okay, here we go. Patient name,
  2852. Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a.m. Arrival.
  2853.  
  2854. 622
  2855. 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,737
  2856. Minor concussion, like I said.
  2857. Some bruising. Pretty standard.
  2858.  
  2859. 623
  2860. 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,989
  2861. Do you mind if I look?
  2862. I'm actually a doctor.
  2863.  
  2864. 624
  2865. 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:14,619
  2866. Yeah, you said that several times last night.
  2867. But really, you're just a dentist.
  2868.  
  2869. 625
  2870. 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:19,791
  2871. Okay, this is interesting.
  2872. Your blood work came in this morning.
  2873.  
  2874. 626
  2875. 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,668
  2876. Wow.
  2877.  
  2878. 627
  2879. 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,755
  2880. They found a large amount of Ruphylin
  2881. in your system.
  2882.  
  2883. 628
  2884. 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,759
  2885. Ruphylin. Roofies.
  2886. Commonly known as the date-rape drug.
  2887.  
  2888. 629
  2889. 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,679
  2890. What, so, what are you saying,
  2891. I was raped last night?
  2892.  
  2893. 630
  2894. 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:35,014
  2895. Actually...
  2896.  
  2897. 631
  2898. 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:42,313
  2899. I don't think so.
  2900. But someone did slip you the drug.
  2901.  
  2902. 632
  2903. 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,023
  2904. I'm not surprised
  2905. you don't remember anything.
  2906.  
  2907. 633
  2908. 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:48,695
  2909. Doc, none of us can remember anything
  2910. from last night. Remember?
  2911.  
  2912. 634
  2913. 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,115
  2914. Yeah. How could someone
  2915. have drugged all of us?
  2916.  
  2917. 635
  2918. 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,491
  2919. I wouldn't worry about it.
  2920.  
  2921. 636
  2922. 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:56,369
  2923. The stuff's out of your system.
  2924. You're gonna be fine.
  2925.  
  2926. 637
  2927. 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,247
  2928. Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor.
  2929. Is there anything else?
  2930.  
  2931. 638
  2932. 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:03,751
  2933. Like, something we may have been talking
  2934. about, or some place we were going?
  2935.  
  2936. 639
  2937. 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:05,712
  2938. Actually, there was something.
  2939.  
  2940. 640
  2941. 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,298
  2942. You guys kept talking about some wedding
  2943. last night.
  2944.  
  2945. 641
  2946. 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,092
  2947. Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's
  2948. getting married tomorrow.
  2949.  
  2950. 642
  2951. 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,595
  2952. - You know what? I want the 100 back.
  2953. - No, no. Easy.
  2954.  
  2955. 643
  2956. 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:16,306
  2957. You kept talking about some wedding
  2958. you just came from.
  2959.  
  2960. 644
  2961. 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,807
  2962. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel.
  2963.  
  2964. 645
  2965. 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:21,436
  2966. You kept saying how sick the wedding was
  2967. and getting all crazy about it.
  2968.  
  2969. 646
  2970. 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,813
  2971. Okay, I hope this helps.
  2972. I really have to leave.
  2973.  
  2974. 647
  2975. 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,357
  2976. Best Little Chapel,
  2977. do you know where that is?
  2978.  
  2979. 648
  2980. 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:30,361
  2981. I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map
  2982. and Fuck Off.
  2983.  
  2984. 649
  2985. 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,240
  2986. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
  2987.  
  2988. 650
  2989. 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:37,577
  2990. Figure it out yourself, okay?
  2991. You're big boys.
  2992.  
  2993. 651
  2994. 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:50,757
  2995. What about the baby?
  2996.  
  2997. 652
  2998. 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,176
  2999. Leave him in the car.
  3000. We're gonna be five minutes.
  3001.  
  3002. 653
  3003. 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,178
  3004. Whoa, we're not leaving a baby in the car.
  3005.  
  3006. 654
  3007. 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,014
  3008. He'll be fine. I cracked the window.
  3009.  
  3010. 655
  3011. 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:05,104
  3012. - What if they don't remember us?
  3013. - Well, let's just find out.
  3014.  
  3015. 656
  3016. 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,650
  3017. I'm sor... Excuse me, sir? Hi.
  3018.  
  3019. 657
  3020. 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,278
  3021. Look at these guys.
  3022.  
  3023. 658
  3024. 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:15,532
  3025. What happened? You miss me?
  3026. You miss Eddie? You want more from me?
  3027.  
  3028. 659
  3029. 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:19,035
  3030. How are you, my friend?
  3031. Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy.
  3032.  
  3033. 660
  3034. 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,245
  3035. What's going on, man?
  3036.  
  3037. 661
  3038. 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:24,123
  3039. Listen, I'm gonna tell you something.
  3040. I know some sick people in my life.
  3041.  
  3042. 662
  3043. 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:28,962
  3044. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard
  3045. I ever met in my life, man.
  3046.  
  3047. 663
  3048. 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:30,964
  3049. - This guy?
  3050. - This guy is out of his mind.
  3051.  
  3052. 664
  3053. 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,633
  3054. What's going on,
  3055. you fucking crazy motherfucker?
  3056.  
  3057. 665
  3058. 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,927
  3059. I thought he was gonna eat my dick.
  3060.  
  3061. 666
  3062. 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,638
  3063. What happened?
  3064. No love for Eddie? You don't hug me?
  3065.  
  3066. 667
  3067. 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,890
  3068. No, no. It's not that, Eddie.
  3069.  
  3070. 668
  3071. 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:45,478
  3072. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time
  3073. remembering what happened here last night.
  3074.  
  3075. 669
  3076. 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,231
  3077. Yeah, was there a wedding here?
  3078. Do you do weddings here?
  3079.  
  3080. 670
  3081. 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,651
  3082. You are cracking my balls, man.
  3083.  
  3084. 671
  3085. 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,988
  3086. I love these guys.
  3087. Zolea, what are you doing?
  3088.  
  3089. 672
  3090. 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,699
  3091. Bring my friends some tea,
  3092. some baklava, huh? Come on.
  3093.  
  3094. 673
  3095. 00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:01,661
  3096. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick.
  3097. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain.
  3098.  
  3099. 674
  3100. 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:05,081
  3101. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy,
  3102. forget it. You're gonna get sex.
  3103.  
  3104. 675
  3105. 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,584
  3106. That's it here, man.
  3107. No problem for me, though.
  3108.  
  3109. 676
  3110. 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,003
  3111. You want chicks?
  3112. I can get you beautiful chicks...
  3113.  
  3114. 677
  3115. 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,005
  3116. ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions.
  3117.  
  3118. 678
  3119. 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:15,466
  3120. Clean, tight.
  3121. The tits like that, the nipple like that.
  3122.  
  3123. 679
  3124. 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,344
  3125. Obviously we were here.
  3126. We're looking for our friend Doug.
  3127.  
  3128. 680
  3129. 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:21,014
  3130. - Do you remember?
  3131. - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey.
  3132.  
  3133. 681
  3134. 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:22,348
  3135. - Yeah.
  3136. - You saw him?
  3137.  
  3138. 682
  3139. 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:23,516
  3140. Of course.
  3141.  
  3142. 683
  3143. 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:27,270
  3144. Is there anything you can tell us about
  3145. what may have happened last night?
  3146.  
  3147. 684
  3148. 00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:30,690
  3149. You don't remember nothing?
  3150.  
  3151. 685
  3152. 00:43:34,486 --> 00:43:38,531
  3153. - Congratulations, Stu, you got married.
  3154. - This... This can't be happening.
  3155.  
  3156. 686
  3157. 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,868
  3158. - Oh, God.
  3159. - Look at that.
  3160.  
  3161. 687
  3162. 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:49,250
  3163. I'll tell you one thing,
  3164. you look seriously happy here, man.
  3165.  
  3166. 688
  3167. 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,878
  3168. That's it. My life is over.
  3169.  
  3170. 689
  3171. 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,796
  3172. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens.
  3173.  
  3174. 690
  3175. 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,466
  3176. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know
  3177. anything about this.
  3178.  
  3179. 691
  3180. 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,719
  3181. - This never happened. I'll take care of it.
  3182. - Come on. Put it here.
  3183.  
  3184. 692
  3185. 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:00,887
  3186. Hey, what's all that?
  3187.  
  3188. 693
  3189. 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:05,058
  3190. The High Roller package.
  3191. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs.
  3192.  
  3193. 694
  3194. 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,393
  3195. - What?
  3196. - You have baseball caps, huh?
  3197.  
  3198. 695
  3199. 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:10,980
  3200. And fancy calendars, all with pictures
  3201. of Stu and Jade.
  3202.  
  3203. 696
  3204. 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,231
  3205. Her name's Jade?
  3206.  
  3207. 697
  3208. 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:15,652
  3209. Yeah, and she's beautiful, man.
  3210. Clean, very tight. Tits like that.
  3211.  
  3212. 698
  3213. 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:18,571
  3214. - But that's because she had a baby.
  3215. - That explains the baby.
  3216.  
  3217. 699
  3218. 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,907
  3219. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos.
  3220. - Great. All right.
  3221.  
  3222. 700
  3223. 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:23,201
  3224. <font color="#FFFFFF">Uh, here's the deal.
  3225. We made a mistake last night.</font>
  3226.  
  3227. 701
  3228. 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,620
  3229. We <font color="#FFFFFF">need this marriage </font>annulled.
  3230. You do annulments?
  3231.  
  3232. 702
  3233. 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:28,539
  3234. <font color="#FFFFFF">Of course I do. It breaks my heart
  3235. and gonna make me sad...</font>
  3236.  
  3237. 703
  3238. 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,667
  3239. ...<font color="#FFFFFF">but it's no problem.
  3240. Good price for you.</font>
  3241.  
  3242. 704
  3243. 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:34,545
  3244. <font color="#FFFFFF">I can't do it with just him, though.
  3245. I need the chick. I need both parties.</font>
  3246.  
  3247. 705
  3248. 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,256
  3249. <font color="#FFFFFF">Oh, not a problem. That's great.
  3250. Isn't that great, Stu?</font>
  3251.  
  3252. 706
  3253. 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,759
  3254. Come<font color="#FFFFFF"> on, </font>buddy.
  3255. She probably knows where Doug is.
  3256.  
  3257. 707
  3258. 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,679
  3259. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Awesome.
  3260. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...</font>
  3261.  
  3262. 708
  3263. 00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:46,265
  3264. <font color="#FFFFFF">We need her address.
  3265. She filled out some paperwork, right?</font>
  3266.  
  3267. 709
  3268. 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:47,433
  3269. Of<font color="#FFFFFF"> course.</font>
  3270.  
  3271. 710
  3272. 00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:51,437
  3273. Hey. Excuse me. What is the matter
  3274. with you? Go and get the paperwork, man.
  3275.  
  3276. 711
  3277. 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:54,440
  3278. - I spend my life waiting for you. Come on.
  3279. - Okay. I'm going.
  3280.  
  3281. 712
  3282. 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,818
  3283. And get the baklava, please.
  3284.  
  3285. 713
  3286. 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:05,159
  3287. - Hey, Phil, what about my dad's car?
  3288. - I'm sure Doug has it. We'll get it back.
  3289.  
  3290. 714
  3291. 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,329
  3292. Then I vote we torch the cop car
  3293. and all this shit with it.
  3294.  
  3295. 715
  3296. 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:13,459
  3297. - Torch it? Who are you?
  3298. - I don't know, Phil.
  3299.  
  3300. 716
  3301. 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:16,003
  3302. Apparently I'm a guy who marries
  3303. complete strangers.
  3304.  
  3305. 717
  3306. 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:21,175
  3307. This whole situation is completely fucked.
  3308.  
  3309. 718
  3310. 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,971
  3311. - These mugs. This hat. This car.
  3312. - Hey!
  3313.  
  3314. 719
  3315. 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,141
  3316. It's all evidence
  3317. of a night that never happened.
  3318.  
  3319. 720
  3320. 00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:30,476
  3321. That is why we're torching all of it.
  3322.  
  3323. 721
  3324. 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,062
  3325. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher,
  3326. I got a family, okay?
  3327.  
  3328. 722
  3329. 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:35,898
  3330. I'm all for secrecy,
  3331. but I'm not gonna torch a cop car.
  3332.  
  3333. 723
  3334. 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,859
  3335. - Fine. I'll do it.
  3336. - Can I help?
  3337.  
  3338. 724
  3339. 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,653
  3340. - Yeah, thanks.
  3341. - And how exactly are you gonna do that?
  3342.  
  3343. 725
  3344. 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:44,407
  3345. Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret,
  3346. light it on both ends, put it in.
  3347.  
  3348. 726
  3349. 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,242
  3350. They're attracted to the gas lines.
  3351.  
  3352. 727
  3353. 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,785
  3354. - What? A ferret?
  3355. - Yeah. Yeah.
  3356.  
  3357. 728
  3358. 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:50,496
  3359. Or a tamed raccoon,
  3360. but it's a lot of trouble.
  3361.  
  3362. 729
  3363. 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:52,832
  3364. - If you wanna...
  3365. - Does it matter if it's tamed?
  3366.  
  3367. 730
  3368. 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,335
  3369. Yeah, because if it's untamed,
  3370. it won't take the kerosene as well.
  3371.  
  3372. 731
  3373. 00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,338
  3374. - Is it Doug?
  3375. - I don't have it.
  3376.  
  3377. 732
  3378. 00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,007
  3379. It's Doug, it's Doug.
  3380.  
  3381. 733
  3382. 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,467
  3383. Uh, it's Melissa.
  3384.  
  3385. 734
  3386. 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,136
  3387. - Don't answer.
  3388. - I have to. She's called twice already!
  3389.  
  3390. 735
  3391. 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,471
  3392. - Can I ride shotgun?
  3393. - Don't touch me.
  3394.  
  3395. 736
  3396. 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:08,639
  3397. Hey, sweetheart, how are you?
  3398.  
  3399. 737
  3400. 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:12,018
  3401. There you are.
  3402. This is the third time I'm trying you.
  3403.  
  3404. 738
  3405. 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:15,188
  3406. I know. The reception up here's crazy.
  3407.  
  3408. 739
  3409. 00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:18,107
  3410. I think it's all the sequoia trees,
  3411. block the signal.
  3412.  
  3413. 740
  3414. 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:21,194
  3415. Ugh, I hate that.
  3416. So how was it last night?
  3417.  
  3418. 741
  3419. 00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:24,322
  3420. Ah, it was really fun, actually.
  3421. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
  3422.  
  3423. 742
  3424. 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,032
  3425. That sounds nice.
  3426.  
  3427. 743
  3428. 00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:29,619
  3429. - I'm learning all kinds of vino factoids.
  3430. - Hi.
  3431.  
  3432. 744
  3433. 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,207
  3434. It'd be so cool if I could breast-feed,
  3435. you know?
  3436.  
  3437. 745
  3438. 00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:35,458
  3439. Well, listen...
  3440.  
  3441. 746
  3442. 00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:39,378
  3443. - ...we're about to go for a tractor ride.
  3444. - What the fuck?
  3445.  
  3446. 747
  3447. 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:43,007
  3448. - I should get going. So pretty.
  3449. - A tractor ride?
  3450.  
  3451. 748
  3452. 00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:46,260
  3453. - Go, out of the car!
  3454. - What was that?
  3455.  
  3456. 749
  3457. 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,805
  3458. They started up the tractor.
  3459. I think it backfired.
  3460.  
  3461. 750
  3462. 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,140
  3463. - Where the hell is he?
  3464. - Hey, easy, easy.
  3465.  
  3466. 751
  3467. 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,726
  3468. I think we're looking for
  3469. the same guy, okay?
  3470.  
  3471. 752
  3472. 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,062
  3473. Hey! What the hell, man?
  3474.  
  3475. 753
  3476. 00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,899
  3477. What the fuck, Stu?
  3478. Is that a baby?
  3479.  
  3480. 754
  3481. 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:03,027
  3482. Why would there be a baby?
  3483. We're at a winery. That's a goat.
  3484.  
  3485. 755
  3486. 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:06,155
  3487. - Where is he?
  3488. - I don't know! What are you talking about?
  3489.  
  3490. 756
  3491. 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:09,325
  3492. Sir, can you please start the tractor
  3493. so we can get out of here?
  3494.  
  3495. 757
  3496. 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,410
  3497. I'm trying to, but we're fucking blocked.
  3498.  
  3499. 758
  3500. 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:14,163
  3501. Oh, my God!
  3502. What the hell is happening, Stu?
  3503.  
  3504. 759
  3505. 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,667
  3506. - Hey! There's a baby on board!
  3507. - Someone just said "baby."
  3508.  
  3509. 760
  3510. 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,919
  3511. - Get out of the car!
  3512. - It's a baby goat.
  3513.  
  3514. 761
  3515. 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,213
  3516. Why you making trouble
  3517. for my business, man?
  3518.  
  3519. 762
  3520. 00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,257
  3521. - Go away from here.
  3522. - Get out of the car!
  3523.  
  3524. 763
  3525. 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,551
  3526. - Phil, he's got a gun!
  3527. - No shit he's got a gun!
  3528.  
  3529. 764
  3530. 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:28,928
  3531. - I gotta call you back. Bye.
  3532. - Come on.
  3533.  
  3534. 765
  3535. 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,431
  3536. - Fuck! Shit.
  3537. - He shot me!
  3538.  
  3539. 766
  3540. 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:34,934
  3541. - He shot Eddie!
  3542. - Fuck this shit!
  3543.  
  3544. 767
  3545. 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,189
  3546. Fuck! Fuck!
  3547.  
  3548. 768
  3549. 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,234
  3550. Go, go, go!
  3551.  
  3552. 769
  3553. 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,612
  3554. Fuck.
  3555.  
  3556. 770
  3557. 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,781
  3558. Okay. Oh, that was some sick shit!
  3559.  
  3560. 771
  3561. 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,200
  3562. Who were those guys?
  3563.  
  3564. 772
  3565. 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:53,452
  3566. We're gonna be okay.
  3567. Everything's gonna be okay.
  3568.  
  3569. 773
  3570. 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,454
  3571. What the fuck is going on?!
  3572.  
  3573. 774
  3574. 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,623
  3575. I have no idea.
  3576.  
  3577. 775
  3578. 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:06,549
  3579. Why don't you just let that
  3580. go to voicemail?
  3581.  
  3582. 776
  3583. 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,259
  3584. Ha-ha-ha.
  3585.  
  3586. 777
  3587. 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:12,054
  3588. That's a fake laugh, by the way.
  3589.  
  3590. 778
  3591. 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:19,186
  3592. It's got, uh, Ted Danson and Magnum
  3593. P.I. And that Jewish actor.
  3594.  
  3595. 779
  3596. 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,980
  3597. Shut up, Alan.
  3598.  
  3599. 780
  3600. 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,566
  3601. - What room was it again?
  3602. - It's 825.
  3603.  
  3604. 781
  3605. 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,152
  3606. I know, I did. I already checked with her.
  3607.  
  3608. 782
  3609. 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,698
  3610. I found him, I'll call you back.
  3611. Thank God, he's with his father.
  3612.  
  3613. 783
  3614. 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,827
  3615. I was freaking out. I missed you, sweetie.
  3616.  
  3617. 784
  3618. 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,330
  3619. And I miss you.
  3620.  
  3621. 785
  3622. 00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:42,543
  3623. No.
  3624.  
  3625. 786
  3626. 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:46,839
  3627. - What the hell happened to you guys?
  3628. - Actually, we were hoping you could tell us.
  3629.  
  3630. 787
  3631. 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,926
  3632. What do you mean? I got up this morning,
  3633. I went to get coffee...
  3634.  
  3635. 788
  3636. 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,094
  3637. ...and I came back and you were gone.
  3638.  
  3639. 789
  3640. 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,642
  3641. - Why are you being so quiet?
  3642. - I'm not being quiet.
  3643.  
  3644. 790
  3645. 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,810
  3646. Ha, ha. You're so cute.
  3647.  
  3648. 791
  3649. 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:03,105
  3650. Yeah, I gotta feed Tyler.
  3651. Come inside, you guys.
  3652.  
  3653. 792
  3654. 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:07,443
  3655. Did you hear that? Baby's name is Tyler.
  3656.  
  3657. 793
  3658. 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,947
  3659. Yeah. I thought he looked
  3660. more like a Carlos too, bud.
  3661.  
  3662. 794
  3663. 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:17,870
  3664. Okay, what's up?
  3665. You guys are acting weird.
  3666.  
  3667. 795
  3668. 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,957
  3669. - Look, it's Jade, right?
  3670. - Very funny, Phil.
  3671.  
  3672. 796
  3673. 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,961
  3674. Right, Jade, uh, ahem,
  3675. you remember our friend, Doug.
  3676.  
  3677. 797
  3678. 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,963
  3679. Are you kidding? He was the best man.
  3680.  
  3681. 798
  3682. 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:29,882
  3683. Exactly. Well, we can't find him,
  3684. and we're getting worried.
  3685.  
  3686. 799
  3687. 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:33,052
  3688. Oh, my God, that is so Doug.
  3689.  
  3690. 800
  3691. 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,887
  3692. Ha, ha. Oh.
  3693.  
  3694. 801
  3695. 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,808
  3696. Oh, sweetie, I'm...
  3697. I'm gonna go clean him off.
  3698.  
  3699. 802
  3700. 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,977
  3701. It's all right, Daddy didn't mean it.
  3702.  
  3703. 803
  3704. 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:42,436
  3705. Oh, my God.
  3706.  
  3707. 804
  3708. 00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:44,730
  3709. What the fuck, man,
  3710. you gotta hold it together.
  3711.  
  3712. 805
  3713. 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,565
  3714. - Holy shit.
  3715. - She is super hot.
  3716.  
  3717. 806
  3718. 00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:50,027
  3719. - You should be proud of yourself.
  3720. - She's wearing my grandmother's ring!
  3721.  
  3722. 807
  3723. 00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:52,154
  3724. - What?
  3725. - The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa.
  3726.  
  3727. 808
  3728. 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,323
  3729. You remember,
  3730. my grandmother's Holocaust ring?
  3731.  
  3732. 809
  3733. 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,575
  3734. - Fuck. Okay.
  3735. - She's wearing it.
  3736.  
  3737. 810
  3738. 00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,453
  3739. I didn't know they gave out rings
  3740. at the Holocaust.
  3741.  
  3742. 811
  3743. 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,623
  3744. - He's okay.
  3745. - Oh, good.
  3746.  
  3747. 812
  3748. 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,750
  3749. - He was just hungry, he's fine.
  3750. - Oh, good.
  3751.  
  3752. 813
  3753. 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:09,213
  3754. About last night, uh, ahem, do you
  3755. remember the last time you saw Doug?
  3756.  
  3757. 814
  3758. 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,967
  3759. - Uh, I haven't seen him since the wedding.
  3760. - The wedding. Okay. Great.
  3761.  
  3762. 815
  3763. 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:16,429
  3764. And, uh, we can't re...
  3765. What time was that at?
  3766.  
  3767. 816
  3768. 00:50:16,596 --> 00:50:19,098
  3769. Well, it was, um...
  3770.  
  3771. 817
  3772. 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:24,687
  3773. I guess it was around 1, because I had
  3774. to go back to work and finish my shift.
  3775.  
  3776. 818
  3777. 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,773
  3778. And then when I got out I headed over
  3779. to the hotel with Tyler.
  3780.  
  3781. 819
  3782. 00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:29,275
  3783. And was Doug there then?
  3784.  
  3785. 820
  3786. 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:32,820
  3787. I didn't see Doug because you guys
  3788. were passed out. The room was a wreck.
  3789.  
  3790. 821
  3791. 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,114
  3792. - So I just curled up next to Stu.
  3793. Uh-huh.
  3794.  
  3795. 822
  3796. 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,991
  3797. - Rowr.
  3798. - Oh.
  3799.  
  3800. 823
  3801. 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:42,038
  3802. I got a question.
  3803. Um, you said when your shift ended.
  3804.  
  3805. 824
  3806. 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:46,459
  3807. Does that mean you're a nurse?
  3808. Or a blackjack dealer?
  3809.  
  3810. 825
  3811. 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,795
  3812. - You know this. I'm a stripper.
  3813. - Mm-hm.
  3814.  
  3815. 826
  3816. 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:53,716
  3817. Well, technically I'm an escort, but
  3818. stripping's a great way to meet the clients.
  3819.  
  3820. 827
  3821. 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,968
  3822. - Smart.
  3823. - Savvy.
  3824.  
  3825. 828
  3826. 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:59,847
  3827. But that's all in the past,
  3828. now that I married a doctor.
  3829.  
  3830. 829
  3831. 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,724
  3832. I'm just a dentist.
  3833.  
  3834. 830
  3835. 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:04,560
  3836. - Las Vegas Police! Freeze!
  3837. - Okay.
  3838.  
  3839. 831
  3840. 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:07,396
  3841. Shut that baby up! Shut that baby up!
  3842.  
  3843. 832
  3844. 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,274
  3845. - Oh, God!
  3846. - Okay, okay, okay.
  3847.  
  3848. 833
  3849. 00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:18,491
  3850. After we take the mug shots,
  3851. we bring them down here...
  3852.  
  3853. 834
  3854. 00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:22,244
  3855. ...where they wait to be interviewed
  3856. by the arresting officers.
  3857.  
  3858. 835
  3859. 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:25,790
  3860. Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting
  3861. on these benches.
  3862.  
  3863. 836
  3864. 00:51:25,957 --> 00:51:28,042
  3865. We call this place Loserville.
  3866.  
  3867. 837
  3868. 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:33,005
  3869. Follow me. All right, let's do it. Come on.
  3870.  
  3871. 838
  3872. 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:39,512
  3873. Hello.
  3874.  
  3875. 839
  3876. 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:42,807
  3877. - Hey, Tracy! It's Phil.
  3878. - Hey, Phil.
  3879.  
  3880. 840
  3881. 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:47,186
  3882. - Where are you guys?
  3883. - We are at the spa at the hotel.
  3884.  
  3885. 841
  3886. 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:50,272
  3887. Cool. We're just getting some sun.
  3888. Is Doug around?
  3889.  
  3890. 842
  3891. 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,149
  3892. Of course. Why wouldn't he be?
  3893.  
  3894. 843
  3895. 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,527
  3896. I'm just wondering
  3897. why you're calling me.
  3898.  
  3899. 844
  3900. 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,195
  3901. Um...
  3902.  
  3903. 845
  3904. 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,657
  3905. We made a deal,
  3906. no talking to girlfriends or wives.
  3907.  
  3908. 846
  3909. 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:03,202
  3910. So we're all calling each other's.
  3911.  
  3912. 847
  3913. 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,829
  3914. Okay. What's up?
  3915.  
  3916. 848
  3917. 00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:09,041
  3918. Uh, you are not gonna believe this.
  3919. We got comped an extra night at the hotel.
  3920.  
  3921. 849
  3922. 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,209
  3923. You did?
  3924.  
  3925. 850
  3926. 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:13,170
  3927. Yeah. The suite is... It's ridiculous.
  3928. It's out of control.
  3929.  
  3930. 851
  3931. 00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:17,299
  3932. There's, like, room service and a butler.
  3933. I mean, just the works.
  3934.  
  3935. 852
  3936. 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,343
  3937. We're thinking of spending the night...
  3938.  
  3939. 853
  3940. 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:21,720
  3941. ...and we're gonna come back
  3942. in the morning.
  3943.  
  3944. 854
  3945. 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:25,224
  3946. You wanna stay an extra night?
  3947. But the wedding's tomorrow.
  3948.  
  3949. 855
  3950. 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,894
  3951. That's why we're gonna get up early,
  3952. and we'll be back in plenty of time.
  3953.  
  3954. 856
  3955. 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,355
  3956. Okay. Are you sure that's a good idea?
  3957.  
  3958. 857
  3959. 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,233
  3960. Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3.
  3961.  
  3962. 858
  3963. 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,652
  3964. Okay, Trace, I gotta go.
  3965. We'll talk to you later.
  3966.  
  3967. 859
  3968. 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,154
  3969. Uh...
  3970.  
  3971. 860
  3972. 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,449
  3973. - Come on, chop-chop.
  3974. - Okay, spin around.
  3975.  
  3976. 861
  3977. 00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:44,994
  3978. - That's it.
  3979. - Goddamn it.
  3980.  
  3981. 862
  3982. 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,580
  3983. - Wait a second.
  3984. - I'll go over. I'll go over.
  3985.  
  3986. 863
  3987. 00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:49,665
  3988. - Stop pulling.
  3989. - Can you just...? Hold on.
  3990.  
  3991. 864
  3992. 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,585
  3993. We got it. Alan, just relax.
  3994. And then just... There we go.
  3995.  
  3996. 865
  3997. 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:54,128
  3998. Good.
  3999.  
  4000. 866
  4001. 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:01,802
  4002. Gentlemen.
  4003.  
  4004. 867
  4005. 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,889
  4006. We've got some good news,
  4007. and we've got some bad news.
  4008.  
  4009. 868
  4010. 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,765
  4011. The good news is
  4012. we found your Mercedes.
  4013.  
  4014. 869
  4015. 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:09,852
  4016. - That's great news.
  4017. - That's great. See?
  4018.  
  4019. 870
  4020. 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:14,440
  4021. Yeah, it's over at impound right now.
  4022. We picked it up at 5 a.m. This morning...
  4023.  
  4024. 871
  4025. 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,734
  4026. ...parked in the middle
  4027. of Las Vegas Boulevard.
  4028.  
  4029. 872
  4030. 00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:21,697
  4031. - In the middle. That's weird.
  4032. - Yeah, that is weird.
  4033.  
  4034. 873
  4035. 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:22,948
  4036. There was also a note.
  4037.  
  4038. 874
  4039. 00:53:23,783 --> 00:53:28,913
  4040. It says, uh, "Couldn't find a meter,
  4041. but here's 4 bucks."
  4042.  
  4043. 875
  4044. 00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:31,957
  4045. The bad news is...
  4046.  
  4047. 876
  4048. 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:34,919
  4049. ...we can't get you in front of a judge
  4050. until Monday morning.
  4051.  
  4052. 877
  4053. 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:39,298
  4054. Oh, no, uh, officer, that's just impossible.
  4055.  
  4056. 878
  4057. 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,759
  4058. No, we need to be in L.A. Tomorrow
  4059. for a wedding.
  4060.  
  4061. 879
  4062. 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:46,847
  4063. - You stole a police car.
  4064. - We didn't steal anything. Um, we found it.
  4065.  
  4066. 880
  4067. 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:50,100
  4068. Yeah, if anything, we deserve a reward
  4069. or something, like a trophy.
  4070.  
  4071. 881
  4072. 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:54,146
  4073. - I see assholes like you every day.
  4074. - Every fucking day.
  4075.  
  4076. 882
  4077. 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:56,190
  4078. "Let's go to Vegas,
  4079. we'll all get drunk and laid!
  4080.  
  4081. 883
  4082. 00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:58,484
  4083. - Yeah. Whoo! Woo-hoo.
  4084. - Woo-hoo.
  4085.  
  4086. 884
  4087. 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:01,654
  4088. Let's steal a cop car,
  4089. because it'd be really fucking funny."
  4090.  
  4091. 885
  4092. 00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:04,073
  4093. Think you gonna get away with it?
  4094. Not up in here.
  4095.  
  4096. 886
  4097. 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,325
  4098. - Not up in here!
  4099. - Oh.
  4100.  
  4101. 887
  4102. 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,369
  4103. Uh...
  4104.  
  4105. 888
  4106. 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:10,913
  4107. Sir...
  4108.  
  4109. 889
  4110. 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:12,665
  4111. ...if I may, um...
  4112.  
  4113. 890
  4114. 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:15,501
  4115. ...l'm assuming that that squad car
  4116. belongs to one of you.
  4117.  
  4118. 891
  4119. 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,378
  4120. - Yeah.
  4121. - Yeah.
  4122.  
  4123. 892
  4124. 00:54:17,545 --> 00:54:19,922
  4125. Look, I'm not a cop.
  4126.  
  4127. 893
  4128. 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:23,175
  4129. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.
  4130.  
  4131. 894
  4132. 00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:27,471
  4133. But if one of my kids went missing
  4134. on a field trip...
  4135.  
  4136. 895
  4137. 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,099
  4138. ...that would look really bad on me.
  4139.  
  4140. 896
  4141. 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:34,311
  4142. - What are you getting at?
  4143. - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at?
  4144.  
  4145. 897
  4146. 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:37,856
  4147. No one wants to look bad.
  4148. We gotta get to a wedding...
  4149.  
  4150. 898
  4151. 00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:40,276
  4152. ...and you guys don't need people
  4153. talking about...
  4154.  
  4155. 899
  4156. 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:44,488
  4157. ...how some obnoxious tourists borrowed
  4158. your squad car last night.
  4159.  
  4160. 900
  4161. 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,574
  4162. But look, the point is,
  4163. I think we can work out a deal.
  4164.  
  4165. 901
  4166. 00:54:47,742 --> 00:54:49,660
  4167. <font color="#FFFFFF">Discreetly of course,</font> ma'am.
  4168.  
  4169. 902
  4170. 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,912
  4171. <font color="#FFFFFF">What do you say?</font>
  4172.  
  4173. 903
  4174. 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,631
  4175. Let me <font color="#FFFFFF">ask you a question:</font>
  4176.  
  4177. 904
  4178. 00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:08,387
  4179. <font color="#FFFFFF">Do, uh, any of you gentlemen
  4180. have a heart condition or anything like that?</font>
  4181.  
  4182. 905
  4183. 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,889
  4184. <font color="#FFFFFF">Uh, no.</font>
  4185.  
  4186. 906
  4187. 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:13,642
  4188. <font color="#FFFFFF">Okay, kids,
  4189. you're in for a real treat today.</font>
  4190.  
  4191. 907
  4192. 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:16,729
  4193. <font color="#FFFFFF">These gentlemen have kindly volunteered
  4194. to demonstrate...</font>
  4195.  
  4196. 908
  4197. 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,648
  4198. ...<font color="#FFFFFF">how a stun gun is used
  4199. to subdue a suspect.</font>
  4200.  
  4201. 909
  4202. 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,899
  4203. <font color="#FFFFFF">Ooh!</font>
  4204.  
  4205. 910
  4206. 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:22,526
  4207. <font color="#FFFFFF">- That's right.
  4208. - Wait a sec. What?</font>
  4209.  
  4210. 911
  4211. 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:25,696
  4212. <font color="#FFFFFF">Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun.
  4213. Up close and personal.</font>
  4214.  
  4215. 912
  4216. 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,660
  4217. - What the fuck?
  4218. - Or you can shoot it from a distance.
  4219.  
  4220. 913
  4221. 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:35,164
  4222. Do I have any volunteers? You wanna
  4223. come up here and do some shooting? Huh?
  4224.  
  4225. 914
  4226. 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,667
  4227. All right, how about you, young lady?
  4228. Come on up here. All right.
  4229.  
  4230. 915
  4231. 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,627
  4232. Let's go, handsome, come on.
  4233.  
  4234. 916
  4235. 00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,672
  4236. Not you, fat Jesus, slide it on back.
  4237. You, pretty boy.
  4238.  
  4239. 917
  4240. 00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:46,342
  4241. - Fat Jesus.
  4242. - All right, now, it's real simple.
  4243.  
  4244. 918
  4245. 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:49,261
  4246. All you gotta do is point, aim and shoot.
  4247.  
  4248. 919
  4249. 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:50,846
  4250. All right?
  4251.  
  4252. 920
  4253. 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:54,099
  4254. Okay, look.
  4255. You don't really wanna do this.
  4256.  
  4257. 921
  4258. 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:56,560
  4259. You can do this. Just focus.
  4260.  
  4261. 922
  4262. 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,229
  4263. Don't listen to this maniac.
  4264. Let's think this through.
  4265.  
  4266. 923
  4267. 00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:00,731
  4268. Finish him!
  4269.  
  4270. 924
  4271. 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:03,442
  4272. - Oh, fuck.
  4273. - Yeah!
  4274.  
  4275. 925
  4276. 00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:07,112
  4277. Right in the nuts! That was beautiful.
  4278.  
  4279. 926
  4280. 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,534
  4281. - Well done. Give her a hand, everybody.
  4282. - Good job. Good job.
  4283.  
  4284. 927
  4285. 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,747
  4286. Good job. Well done. Good job.
  4287. That was great.
  4288.  
  4289. 928
  4290. 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:21,085
  4291. Good. Hey, we got one more charge left.
  4292. Anybody wanna do some shooting up here?
  4293.  
  4294. 929
  4295. 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,005
  4296. How about you, big man?
  4297. Come on up here.
  4298.  
  4299. 930
  4300. 00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:46,110
  4301. Okay, same instructions.
  4302. Just point, aim and shoot.
  4303.  
  4304. 931
  4305. 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,782
  4306. There you go. That's the stuff.
  4307.  
  4308. 932
  4309. 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,158
  4310. I like the intensity.
  4311.  
  4312. 933
  4313. 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:55,911
  4314. Eye of the tiger. Good.
  4315.  
  4316. 934
  4317. 00:56:56,079 --> 00:57:00,124
  4318. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man.
  4319. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
  4320.  
  4321. 935
  4322. 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,672
  4323. In the face! In the face!
  4324.  
  4325. 936
  4326. 00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:11,301
  4327. Oh, he's still up. He's still up.
  4328.  
  4329. 937
  4330. 00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:13,011
  4331. - Aah!
  4332. - No.
  4333.  
  4334. 938
  4335. 00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:14,805
  4336. All right, everybody relax, take it easy.
  4337.  
  4338. 939
  4339. 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:18,976
  4340. We've seen it before.
  4341. He just needs a little extra charge.
  4342.  
  4343. 940
  4344. 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,561
  4345. There we go.
  4346.  
  4347. 941
  4348. 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:25,065
  4349. Some of these big boys,
  4350. you gotta give them two shots.
  4351.  
  4352. 942
  4353. 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:29,194
  4354. All right, kids, who wants to get their
  4355. fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.
  4356.  
  4357. 943
  4358. 00:57:30,321 --> 00:57:33,407
  4359. Fuck those guys, you hear me?
  4360.  
  4361. 944
  4362. 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:36,660
  4363. That was bullshit.
  4364. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car.
  4365.  
  4366. 945
  4367. 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:39,705
  4368. - They let us go, who cares?
  4369. - I care!
  4370.  
  4371. 946
  4372. 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:44,751
  4373. You can't just do that. You can't just
  4374. tase people because you think it's funny.
  4375.  
  4376. 947
  4377. 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:47,045
  4378. That's police brutality.
  4379.  
  4380. 948
  4381. 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:53,051
  4382. I'm getting a soda.
  4383. Do you guys want anything?
  4384.  
  4385. 949
  4386. 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:54,553
  4387. No.
  4388.  
  4389. 950
  4390. 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:01,727
  4391. My man doesn't shut up. Jesus Christ.
  4392.  
  4393. 951
  4394. 00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:05,981
  4395. Alan, you okay?
  4396.  
  4397. 952
  4398. 00:58:06,941 --> 00:58:08,984
  4399. I'm just worried.
  4400.  
  4401. 953
  4402. 00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:12,070
  4403. What if something happened to Doug?
  4404. Something bad.
  4405.  
  4406. 954
  4407. 00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:13,864
  4408. Come on, you can't think like that.
  4409.  
  4410. 955
  4411. 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,283
  4412. I mean, what if he's dead?
  4413.  
  4414. 956
  4415. 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,162
  4416. I can't afford to lose anybody
  4417. close to me again. It hurts too much.
  4418.  
  4419. 957
  4420. 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:23,916
  4421. - I was so upset when my grandpa died.
  4422. - Oh, I'm s... How'd he die?
  4423.  
  4424. 958
  4425. 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:27,544
  4426. - World War II.
  4427. - Died in battle?
  4428.  
  4429. 959
  4430. 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:31,089
  4431. No, he was skiing in Vermont.
  4432. It was just during World War II.
  4433.  
  4434. 960
  4435. 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:33,300
  4436. Alan...
  4437.  
  4438. 961
  4439. 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:36,094
  4440. ...Doug is fine.
  4441. - Well, why hasn't he called?
  4442.  
  4443. 962
  4444. 00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:38,722
  4445. I don't know,
  4446. but we're gonna figure it out.
  4447.  
  4448. 963
  4449. 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:43,352
  4450. I'll tell you another thing,
  4451. 6-1 odds our car is beat to shit.
  4452.  
  4453. 964
  4454. 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,561
  4455. Stu, not now.
  4456.  
  4457. 965
  4458. 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:47,564
  4459. No, how much do you wanna bet
  4460. it's fucked beyond recognition?
  4461.  
  4462. 966
  4463. 00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:51,777
  4464. That's enough. Alan's seriously worried,
  4465. okay? Let's not freak him out any more.
  4466.  
  4467. 967
  4468. 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:56,823
  4469. Sorry, Alan.
  4470.  
  4471. 968
  4472. 00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:58,242
  4473. You know what?
  4474.  
  4475. 969
  4476. 00:58:58,409 --> 00:59:02,120
  4477. We'll search the car for clues
  4478. and everything's gonna be okay.
  4479.  
  4480. 970
  4481. 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:05,791
  4482. Oh, shit. I can't watch.
  4483. Just tell me what it looks like.
  4484.  
  4485. 971
  4486. 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,128
  4487. Not looking. Not looking.
  4488.  
  4489. 972
  4490. 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,633
  4491. - Wow. All right.
  4492. - Oh, thank God.
  4493.  
  4494. 973
  4495. 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:16,468
  4496. You see?
  4497.  
  4498. 974
  4499. 00:59:17,136 --> 00:59:18,971
  4500. It's gonna be all right.
  4501.  
  4502. 975
  4503. 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:27,980
  4504. - Anything?
  4505. - Hmm, I got a cigar.
  4506.  
  4507. 976
  4508. 00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:31,066
  4509. Oh, I found, uh...
  4510. These are some black shoes.
  4511.  
  4512. 977
  4513. 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:33,235
  4514. - They women's shoes?
  4515. - I don't know.
  4516.  
  4517. 978
  4518. 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:37,906
  4519. - Whose are those?
  4520. - I don't know. It's a men's size 6.
  4521.  
  4522. 979
  4523. 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:40,659
  4524. - That's weird.
  4525. - What is this, a snakeskin?
  4526.  
  4527. 980
  4528. 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,327
  4529. Oh, come on! Ew!
  4530.  
  4531. 981
  4532. 00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:45,163
  4533. - That's a used condom, Alan.
  4534. - Oh, God. Blech!
  4535.  
  4536. 982
  4537. 00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:47,457
  4538. - Get it out of the car.
  4539. - Gross, it's wet.
  4540.  
  4541. 983
  4542. 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:50,002
  4543. - I don't want the thing.
  4544. - Hey! Come on.
  4545.  
  4546. 984
  4547. 00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:54,339
  4548. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys!
  4549.  
  4550. 985
  4551. 00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:57,175
  4552. - Get it out.
  4553. - Fuck!
  4554.  
  4555. 986
  4556. 00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:59,344
  4557. Oh, my God.
  4558.  
  4559. 987
  4560. 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:03,640
  4561. All right, what the fuck, man?
  4562. We gotta get this shit together, guys!
  4563.  
  4564. 988
  4565. 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:07,853
  4566. What was that?
  4567.  
  4568. 989
  4569. 01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,354
  4570. It's in the trunk.
  4571.  
  4572. 990
  4573. 01:00:10,231 --> 01:00:13,275
  4574. - Doug's in the trunk.
  4575. - Oh, fuck! Holy shit!
  4576.  
  4577. 991
  4578. 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,360
  4579. Holy shit!
  4580.  
  4581. 992
  4582. 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:17,654
  4583. - Open it! Open it! Open it!
  4584. - Okay, okay, okay.
  4585.  
  4586. 993
  4587. 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:19,531
  4588. Okay, okay, okay.
  4589.  
  4590. 994
  4591. 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,076
  4592. Oh God!
  4593.  
  4594. 995
  4595. 01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:26,371
  4596. Please! Please! Please stop!
  4597.  
  4598. 996
  4599. 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:36,715
  4600. Whoa. I'm with you, I'm with you!
  4601.  
  4602. 997
  4603. 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,843
  4604. - You gonna fuck on me?
  4605. - Nobody's gonna fuck on you!
  4606.  
  4607. 998
  4608. 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:44,389
  4609. We're on your side. I hate Godzilla!
  4610. I hate him too. I hate him!
  4611.  
  4612. 999
  4613. 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:47,517
  4614. He destroys cities! Please!
  4615.  
  4616. 1000
  4617. 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:50,520
  4618. This isn't your fault.
  4619. I'll get you some pants.
  4620.  
  4621. 1001
  4622. 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:58,737
  4623. What the fuck was that?
  4624.  
  4625. 1002
  4626. 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:04,284
  4627. I have internal bleeding.
  4628. Somebody call 911.
  4629.  
  4630. 1003
  4631. 01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:07,204
  4632. That was some fucked up shit.
  4633.  
  4634. 1004
  4635. 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:11,041
  4636. Who was that guy? He was so mean.
  4637.  
  4638. 1005
  4639. 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:15,462
  4640. Guys, there's something
  4641. I need to tell you.
  4642.  
  4643. 1006
  4644. 01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:20,509
  4645. Last night on the roof,
  4646. before we went out...
  4647.  
  4648. 1007
  4649. 01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:24,471
  4650. ...I slipped something
  4651. in our JƤgermeister.
  4652.  
  4653. 1008
  4654. 01:01:25,306 --> 01:01:28,100
  4655. - What?
  4656. - I'm sorry, I fudged up, guys.
  4657.  
  4658. 1009
  4659. 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:32,813
  4660. - You drugged us?
  4661. - No, I didn't drug you.
  4662.  
  4663. 1010
  4664. 01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:35,273
  4665. I was told it was ecstasy.
  4666.  
  4667. 1011
  4668. 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,734
  4669. Well, who told you it was ecstasy?
  4670.  
  4671. 1012
  4672. 01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:39,945
  4673. The guy I bought it from
  4674. at the liquor store.
  4675.  
  4676. 1013
  4677. 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:41,780
  4678. Why would you give us ecstasy?
  4679.  
  4680. 1014
  4681. 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:45,450
  4682. I wanted everybody to have a good time
  4683. and I knew you guys wouldn't take it.
  4684.  
  4685. 1015
  4686. 01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:48,620
  4687. It was just one hit each.
  4688. I used to do three hits a night.
  4689.  
  4690. 1016
  4691. 01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:52,916
  4692. But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan,
  4693. it was roofies!
  4694.  
  4695. 1017
  4696. 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,543
  4697. You think I knew that, Stu?
  4698.  
  4699. 1018
  4700. 01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:57,963
  4701. The guy I bought it from
  4702. seemed like a real straight shooter.
  4703.  
  4704. 1019
  4705. 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:01,091
  4706. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store
  4707. wasn't a good guy?
  4708.  
  4709. 1020
  4710. 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,300
  4711. Let's just calm down.
  4712.  
  4713. 1021
  4714. 01:02:02,468 --> 01:02:07,931
  4715. You fucking calm down! He drugged us.
  4716. I lost a tooth. I married a whore.
  4717.  
  4718. 1022
  4719. 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:12,060
  4720. - How dare you! She's a nice lady.
  4721. - You are such a fucking moron.
  4722.  
  4723. 1023
  4724. 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:15,063
  4725. - Your language is offensive.
  4726. - Fuck you!
  4727.  
  4728. 1024
  4729. 01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,649
  4730. All right,
  4731. let's just take a deep breath, okay?
  4732.  
  4733. 1025
  4734. 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:19,901
  4735. Seriously, this is a good thing.
  4736.  
  4737. 1026
  4738. 01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:23,989
  4739. At least it's not some stranger who
  4740. drugged us for God knows what reason.
  4741.  
  4742. 1027
  4743. 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:27,909
  4744. Yeah, you're right, Phil,
  4745. it's totally a good thing.
  4746.  
  4747. 1028
  4748. 01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,412
  4749. We're so much better off now.
  4750.  
  4751. 1029
  4752. 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:34,249
  4753. Here's something
  4754. I would like to remind you two of:
  4755.  
  4756. 1030
  4757. 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:38,712
  4758. Our best friend Doug is probably
  4759. facedown in a ditch right now...
  4760.  
  4761. 1031
  4762. 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,840
  4763. ...with a meth-head butt-fucking
  4764. his corpse.
  4765.  
  4766. 1032
  4767. 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,134
  4768. - That's highly unlikely.
  4769. - It's true.
  4770.  
  4771. 1033
  4772. 01:02:44,302 --> 01:02:48,013
  4773. Does not help.
  4774. All right, let's get our shit together, guys.
  4775.  
  4776. 1034
  4777. 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:51,433
  4778. Let's go back to the hotel,
  4779. and I'm gonna make a couple calls.
  4780.  
  4781. 1035
  4782. 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,602
  4783. Maybe Doug's back there.
  4784. Maybe he's asleep.
  4785.  
  4786. 1036
  4787. 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,854
  4788. Come on. Let's go.
  4789.  
  4790. 1037
  4791. 01:02:56,022 --> 01:03:00,567
  4792. - Stu? Little help?
  4793. - Shut up.
  4794.  
  4795. 1038
  4796. 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:06,281
  4797. - Ow.
  4798. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay?
  4799.  
  4800. 1039
  4801. 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,992
  4802. - Yeah, I'm fine.
  4803. - Alan, I'm sorry.
  4804.  
  4805. 1040
  4806. 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,421
  4807. Wait, guys. Guys.
  4808.  
  4809. 1041
  4810. 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,465
  4811. What about the tiger?
  4812. What if he got out?
  4813.  
  4814. 1042
  4815. 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:28,303
  4816. Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting
  4817. about the goddamn tiger.
  4818.  
  4819. 1043
  4820. 01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:30,222
  4821. How the fuck did he get in there?
  4822.  
  4823. 1044
  4824. 01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:35,811
  4825. - I don't know, because I don't remember.
  4826. - Shh. Stu. Stu, keep it down.
  4827.  
  4828. 1045
  4829. 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:39,397
  4830. Because one of the, uh, side effects of, uh,
  4831. roofies is memory loss.
  4832.  
  4833. 1046
  4834. 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,735
  4835. You are literally too stupid to insult.
  4836.  
  4837. 1047
  4838. 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,780
  4839. - Thank you.
  4840. - Hey.
  4841.  
  4842. 1048
  4843. 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:53,453
  4844. Hey, come on.
  4845.  
  4846. 1049
  4847. 01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:58,708
  4848. Did we leave the music on?
  4849.  
  4850. 1050
  4851. 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:00,377
  4852. Hey. Shh.
  4853.  
  4854. 1051
  4855. 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,798
  4856. Don't make any sudden movements.
  4857.  
  4858. 1052
  4859. 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:07,384
  4860. - Unh. Whoa!
  4861. - Aah!
  4862.  
  4863. 1053
  4864. 01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:09,344
  4865. - Who the hell are you?
  4866. - No, who are you?
  4867.  
  4868. 1054
  4869. 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,595
  4870. Quiet, quiet.
  4871.  
  4872. 1055
  4873. 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:15,767
  4874. Mike Tyson?
  4875.  
  4876. 1056
  4877. 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:19,771
  4878. Shh. This is my favorite part
  4879. coming up right now.
  4880.  
  4881. 1057
  4882. 01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:29,531
  4883. Need a chorus line, guys.
  4884.  
  4885. 1058
  4886. 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,583
  4887. One more time, guys.
  4888.  
  4889. 1059
  4890. 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:43,044
  4891. Oh, Jesus!
  4892.  
  4893. 1060
  4894. 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:45,547
  4895. Oh, fuck!
  4896.  
  4897. 1061
  4898. 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,465
  4899. Why did you do that?
  4900.  
  4901. 1062
  4902. 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:51,970
  4903. Mr. Tyson would like to know
  4904. why is his tiger in your bathroom.
  4905.  
  4906. 1063
  4907. 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,472
  4908. Hold on,
  4909. that was completely unnecessary.
  4910.  
  4911. 1064
  4912. 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,183
  4913. I'm a huge fan.
  4914. When you knocked out Holmes, that was...
  4915.  
  4916. 1065
  4917. 01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,144
  4918. Explain.
  4919.  
  4920. 1066
  4921. 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:03,356
  4922. All right, look, we were drugged last night.
  4923. We have no memory of what happened.
  4924.  
  4925. 1067
  4926. 01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:04,566
  4927. It's true.
  4928.  
  4929. 1068
  4930. 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,194
  4931. We got in all kinds of trouble last night
  4932. and now we can't find our friend.
  4933.  
  4934. 1069
  4935. 01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:11,323
  4936. If you wanna kill us,
  4937. go ahead because I don't care anymore.
  4938.  
  4939. 1070
  4940. 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,491
  4941. - What are you talking about?
  4942. - I don't care.
  4943.  
  4944. 1071
  4945. 01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:16,077
  4946. Why the fuck
  4947. would you wanna steal his tiger?
  4948.  
  4949. 1072
  4950. 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:19,289
  4951. We tend to do dumb shit
  4952. when we're fucked up.
  4953.  
  4954. 1073
  4955. 01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:23,168
  4956. - I don't believe these guys, man.
  4957. - Wait, how did you guys find us?
  4958.  
  4959. 1074
  4960. 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:27,130
  4961. One of you dropped your jacket.
  4962. Found it in the tigers' cage this morning.
  4963.  
  4964. 1075
  4965. 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:28,632
  4966. That's Doug's.
  4967.  
  4968. 1076
  4969. 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,968
  4970. Yeah, Doug.
  4971. His wallet and his room key is in there.
  4972.  
  4973. 1077
  4974. 01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:34,971
  4975. - No, that's our missing friend.
  4976. - I don't give a fuck.
  4977.  
  4978. 1078
  4979. 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:37,223
  4980. - Did you guys see him?
  4981. - I was fast asleep.
  4982.  
  4983. 1079
  4984. 01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:40,352
  4985. Because if he was up, this
  4986. wouldn't have gone down so smoothly.
  4987.  
  4988. 1080
  4989. 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:42,479
  4990. Maybe one of the tigers
  4991. ate his ass like Omar.
  4992.  
  4993. 1081
  4994. 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,022
  4995. Respect.
  4996.  
  4997. 1082
  4998. 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,315
  4999. Wha... What happened to Omar?
  5000.  
  5001. 1083
  5002. 01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:47,859
  5003. Oh, don't worry about Omar,
  5004. he's not with us no more.
  5005.  
  5006. 1084
  5007. 01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:50,278
  5008. Okay, I know this is asking a lot...
  5009.  
  5010. 1085
  5011. 01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:53,406
  5012. ...but do you think we could
  5013. go to your house and look around...
  5014.  
  5015. 1086
  5016. 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:55,283
  5017. ...see if there's any clues?
  5018.  
  5019. 1087
  5020. 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:59,663
  5021. Absolutely. How else you think
  5022. we're gonna get the tiger back anyway?
  5023.  
  5024. 1088
  5025. 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:02,791
  5026. - Come on, champ.
  5027. - I'm sorry?
  5028.  
  5029. 1089
  5030. 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:07,379
  5031. We're not gonna put it in the Bentley.
  5032. You brought it here, you bring it back.
  5033.  
  5034. 1090
  5035. 01:06:07,546 --> 01:06:10,006
  5036. What you think, about 40 minutes?
  5037.  
  5038. 1091
  5039. 01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:12,926
  5040. Don't make me come back for him.
  5041.  
  5042. 1092
  5043. 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,683
  5044. - That was Mike Tyson.
  5045. - Yeah, no shit that was Mike Tyson.
  5046.  
  5047. 1093
  5048. 01:06:19,850 --> 01:06:21,559
  5049. I'm just saying, he's still got it.
  5050.  
  5051. 1094
  5052. 01:06:22,895 --> 01:06:24,396
  5053. Alan.
  5054.  
  5055. 1095
  5056. 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:25,605
  5057. Bud, are you okay?
  5058.  
  5059. 1096
  5060. 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:27,190
  5061. - Oh, my God.
  5062. - Shit!
  5063.  
  5064. 1097
  5065. 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,650
  5066. Fuck, where'd he get him?
  5067.  
  5068. 1098
  5069. 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,859
  5070. Hey.
  5071.  
  5072. 1099
  5073. 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:36,658
  5074. This does not seem fair.
  5075.  
  5076. 1100
  5077. 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,745
  5078. It's Rock, Paper, Scissors.
  5079. There's nothing more fair.
  5080.  
  5081. 1101
  5082. 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:44,207
  5083. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Alan should do it.
  5084. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson.</font>
  5085.  
  5086. 1102
  5087. 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,418
  5088. <font color="#FFFFFF">Come on. For Doug.</font>
  5089.  
  5090. 1103
  5091. 01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:49,838
  5092. Why are<font color="#FFFFFF"> you peppering </font>the steak?
  5093. You don't know if tigers like pepper.
  5094.  
  5095. 1104
  5096. 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:53,133
  5097. <font color="#FFFFFF">Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.</font>
  5098.  
  5099. 1105
  5100. 01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:58,388
  5101. Phil, <font color="#FFFFFF">just do it. You</font> should do it.
  5102.  
  5103. 1106
  5104. 01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,850
  5105. <font color="#FFFFFF">I would, but you lost.
  5106. It wouldn't be right.</font>
  5107.  
  5108. 1107
  5109. 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:04,769
  5110. <font color="#FFFFFF">Okay, I jammed five roofies in there.</font>
  5111.  
  5112. 1108
  5113. 01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:07,397
  5114. Just<font color="#FFFFFF"> go in there and throw </font>it in to him.
  5115.  
  5116. 1109
  5117. 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,941
  5118. <font color="#FFFFFF">Fine.</font>
  5119.  
  5120. 1110
  5121. 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,694
  5122. <font color="#FFFFFF">Make sure he eats the whole thing.</font>
  5123.  
  5124. 1111
  5125. 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:19,951
  5126. <font color="#FFFFFF">Fuck.</font>
  5127.  
  5128. 1112
  5129. 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,911
  5130. Oh, fuck.
  5131.  
  5132. 1113
  5133. 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,499
  5134. Hey, kitty.
  5135.  
  5136. 1114
  5137. 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:31,046
  5138. Hey, sweetie, it's okay.
  5139. I got a little snack for you.
  5140.  
  5141. 1115
  5142. 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,798
  5143. Real important that you eat this, okay?
  5144.  
  5145. 1116
  5146. 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,968
  5147. Yeah, just have a little...
  5148.  
  5149. 1117
  5150. 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:41,347
  5151. Shit!
  5152.  
  5153. 1118
  5154. 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,185
  5155. What do we do now?
  5156.  
  5157. 1119
  5158. 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,729
  5159. We wait.
  5160.  
  5161. 1120
  5162. 01:07:57,573 --> 01:08:00,742
  5163. What do tigers dream of
  5164.  
  5165. 1121
  5166. 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:04,496
  5167. When they take a little tiger snooze?
  5168.  
  5169. 1122
  5170. 01:08:04,663 --> 01:08:07,874
  5171. Do they dream of mauling zebras
  5172.  
  5173. 1123
  5174. 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:12,170
  5175. Or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?
  5176.  
  5177. 1124
  5178. 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,173
  5179. Don't you worry your pretty striped head
  5180.  
  5181. 1125
  5182. 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:19,219
  5183. We're gonna get you back to Tyson
  5184. And your cozy tiger bed
  5185.  
  5186. 1126
  5187. 01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:22,555
  5188. And then we're gonna find
  5189. Our best friend Doug
  5190.  
  5191. 1127
  5192. 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:26,351
  5193. And then we're gonna give him
  5194. A best-friend hug
  5195.  
  5196. 1128
  5197. 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:28,103
  5198. Doug
  5199.  
  5200. 1129
  5201. 01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:30,063
  5202. Doug
  5203.  
  5204. 1130
  5205. 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:34,734
  5206. Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug
  5207.  
  5208. 1131
  5209. 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:40,031
  5210. But if he's been murdered
  5211. By crystal-meth tweakers
  5212.  
  5213. 1132
  5214. 01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:44,828
  5215. Well, then we're shit out of luck
  5216.  
  5217. 1133
  5218. 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:52,710
  5219. By the way, we're all gonna die.
  5220.  
  5221. 1134
  5222. 01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,466
  5223. Wait.
  5224.  
  5225. 1135
  5226. 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:03,388
  5227. - Oh, God.
  5228. - Watch it!
  5229.  
  5230. 1136
  5231. 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:06,891
  5232. His nose. That's his nose.
  5233.  
  5234. 1137
  5235. 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:14,566
  5236. Please don't stop. Please don't stop.
  5237.  
  5238. 1138
  5239. 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,236
  5240. Please don't... Goddamn it.
  5241.  
  5242. 1139
  5243. 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,739
  5244. I'm gonna beat you! Ha-ha-ha.
  5245.  
  5246. 1140
  5247. 01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:23,783
  5248. Oh... He won again.
  5249.  
  5250. 1141
  5251. 01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:30,540
  5252. - Hey, fellas. Rough night?
  5253. Mm-hm.
  5254.  
  5255. 1142
  5256. 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,250
  5257. Sweetie, stay close to Mama.
  5258.  
  5259. 1143
  5260. 01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:36,754
  5261. - What's this?
  5262. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  5263.  
  5264. 1144
  5265. 01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:39,924
  5266. Take it easy, little man.
  5267. You don't wanna be touching that.
  5268.  
  5269. 1145
  5270. 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,844
  5271. No, partner, that's not your property.
  5272.  
  5273. 1146
  5274. 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,516
  5275. So, what do you guys got under there?
  5276.  
  5277. 1147
  5278. 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:51,561
  5279. Just a whole bunch of
  5280. "mind your own business."
  5281.  
  5282. 1148
  5283. 01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:54,105
  5284. - Easy, Phil.
  5285. - He's correct. My fault.
  5286.  
  5287. 1149
  5288. 01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:56,441
  5289. - You okay?
  5290. - Aren't we riding an elevator?
  5291.  
  5292. 1150
  5293. 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,444
  5294. Why, is this Jeopardy?
  5295. What the fuck is this bullshit?
  5296.  
  5297. 1151
  5298. 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:03,114
  5299. - Please, with the language.
  5300. - Yes.
  5301.  
  5302. 1152
  5303. 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:06,117
  5304. - I fully agree.
  5305. - Oh.
  5306.  
  5307. 1153
  5308. 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,961
  5309. Hey, guys, when's the next
  5310. Halley's comet?
  5311.  
  5312. 1154
  5313. 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:20,924
  5314. - Who cares, man?
  5315. - Do you know, Stu?
  5316.  
  5317. 1155
  5318. 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:24,636
  5319. I don't think it's for, like,
  5320. another 60 years or something.
  5321.  
  5322. 1156
  5323. 01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:27,764
  5324. - But it's not tonight, right?
  5325. - No, I don't think so.
  5326.  
  5327. 1157
  5328. 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,849
  5329. But you don't know for sure?
  5330.  
  5331. 1158
  5332. 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:31,643
  5333. No.
  5334.  
  5335. 1159
  5336. 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:34,395
  5337. I got this cousin who saw one.
  5338. He said it blew his mind.
  5339.  
  5340. 1160
  5341. 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:37,482
  5342. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out
  5343. on a Halley's Comet.
  5344.  
  5345. 1161
  5346. 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,943
  5347. So if you guys
  5348. know if there's gonna be one...
  5349.  
  5350. 1162
  5351. 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:41,152
  5352. Oh, fuck!
  5353.  
  5354. 1163
  5355. 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,507
  5356. - Oh, my God!
  5357. - Fuck it!
  5358.  
  5359. 1164
  5360. 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:05,510
  5361. Stu! Stu, it got me! Stu!
  5362.  
  5363. 1165
  5364. 01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:08,137
  5365. You got clawed! You're bleeding!
  5366.  
  5367. 1166
  5368. 01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:12,267
  5369. - Oh.
  5370. - I'm panicking.
  5371.  
  5372. 1167
  5373. 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,060
  5374. - Aah!
  5375. - Oh, my God.
  5376.  
  5377. 1168
  5378. 01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,771
  5379. Okay. Okay, okay. Wait, hold on.
  5380.  
  5381. 1169
  5382. 01:11:26,198 --> 01:11:28,700
  5383. - I can't do it.
  5384. - Get your fucking hand back in there...
  5385.  
  5386. 1170
  5387. 01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,702
  5388. ...and steer the car.
  5389. - I'm too nervous.
  5390.  
  5391. 1171
  5392. 01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:33,579
  5393. Alan. We need you, buddy.
  5394. This is your time to shine, okay?
  5395.  
  5396. 1172
  5397. 01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:35,707
  5398. Okay, yeah. Whew.
  5399.  
  5400. 1173
  5401. 01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:37,208
  5402. Daddy's gonna kill me.
  5403.  
  5404. 1174
  5405. 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,043
  5406. - That's it.
  5407. - That's good.
  5408.  
  5409. 1175
  5410. 01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:41,129
  5411. Keep it straight.
  5412.  
  5413. 1176
  5414. 01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:52,223
  5415. - You're late.
  5416. - Whatever, man.
  5417.  
  5418. 1177
  5419. 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,183
  5420. We had to push it the last mile.
  5421.  
  5422. 1178
  5423. 01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:57,186
  5424. Come on in. Mike's got something
  5425. he wants to show you.
  5426.  
  5427. 1179
  5428. 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:05,486
  5429. That thing's out of control, man.
  5430. Seriously, you gotta put it down.
  5431.  
  5432. 1180
  5433. 01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:10,742
  5434. When we got back,
  5435. we took a look at the security cameras.
  5436.  
  5437. 1181
  5438. 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:12,035
  5439. Great.
  5440.  
  5441. 1182
  5442. 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:16,706
  5443. This is how you walk.
  5444. This is how you walk.
  5445.  
  5446. 1183
  5447. 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:20,251
  5448. - Oh, it's Doug.
  5449. - Oh, thank God he's alive.
  5450.  
  5451. 1184
  5452. 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:23,546
  5453. That's our buddy.
  5454. That's who we've been missing.
  5455.  
  5456. 1185
  5457. 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,964
  5458. We're all best friends.
  5459.  
  5460. 1186
  5461. 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,759
  5462. Why don't you just pay attention?
  5463. I don't have all night.
  5464.  
  5465. 1187
  5466. 01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:29,260
  5467. Yeah, of course. Of course.
  5468.  
  5469. 1188
  5470. 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:34,015
  5471. - What are you doing?
  5472. - Hey, guys. Check it out. Watch this.
  5473.  
  5474. 1189
  5475. 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:37,769
  5476. That's me, I'm on TV.
  5477. I've never been on TV before.
  5478.  
  5479. 1190
  5480. 01:12:37,936 --> 01:12:39,020
  5481. What are you doing, man?
  5482.  
  5483. 1191
  5484. 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:41,439
  5485. Really? Really, Alan?
  5486.  
  5487. 1192
  5488. 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,232
  5489. You got a fire hose, man?
  5490.  
  5491. 1193
  5492. 01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:46,194
  5493. Yeah, I was, uh...
  5494.  
  5495. 1194
  5496. 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,990
  5497. You're gonna overflow the pool, man.
  5498.  
  5499. 1195
  5500. 01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:55,078
  5501. - Maybe... Should I wait outside?
  5502. - I think that's a good idea, Alan.
  5503.  
  5504. 1196
  5505. 01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:56,412
  5506. Yeah.
  5507.  
  5508. 1197
  5509. 01:12:58,123 --> 01:13:00,083
  5510. Don't touch anything out there, either.
  5511.  
  5512. 1198
  5513. 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,379
  5514. You know what? He's not our good fr...
  5515. We don't know him that well.
  5516.  
  5517. 1199
  5518. 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,300
  5519. Come on. Come on, come on.
  5520.  
  5521. 1200
  5522. 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:11,761
  5523. By the way,
  5524. where you get that cop car from?
  5525.  
  5526. 1201
  5527. 01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:14,764
  5528. We, uh, stole it from
  5529. these dumb-ass cops.
  5530.  
  5531. 1202
  5532. 01:13:14,932 --> 01:13:16,099
  5533. Nice.
  5534.  
  5535. 1203
  5536. 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,312
  5537. High five that one.
  5538.  
  5539. 1204
  5540. 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,272
  5541. Yeah, that's nice.
  5542.  
  5543. 1205
  5544. 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:24,899
  5545. You know, I just have to say...
  5546.  
  5547. 1206
  5548. 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:28,569
  5549. ...I have never seen a more beautiful,
  5550. elegant, just regal creature.
  5551.  
  5552. 1207
  5553. 01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:31,239
  5554. Check it out. Stu. Stu.
  5555. Fuck this tiger.
  5556.  
  5557. 1208
  5558. 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:34,826
  5559. - Oh, my God. That's awful.
  5560. - Oh, man.
  5561.  
  5562. 1209
  5563. 01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,996
  5564. - Oh, shit.
  5565. - Who does shit like that, man?
  5566.  
  5567. 1210
  5568. 01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:43,835
  5569. Someone who has a lot of issues, obviously.
  5570. I'm a sick man.
  5571.  
  5572. 1211
  5573. 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,212
  5574. Oh, my God.
  5575.  
  5576. 1212
  5577. 01:13:47,464 --> 01:13:48,631
  5578. That's all we got.
  5579.  
  5580. 1213
  5581. 01:13:49,383 --> 01:13:52,427
  5582. This was hugely helpful.
  5583.  
  5584. 1214
  5585. 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:55,513
  5586. Really. Because now we know
  5587. that our buddy Doug...
  5588.  
  5589. 1215
  5590. 01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,599
  5591. ...was with us at 3:30, totally alive.
  5592.  
  5593. 1216
  5594. 01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:04,313
  5595. Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again,
  5596. we are so sorry we stole your tiger.
  5597.  
  5598. 1217
  5599. 01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:05,690
  5600. Don't worry about it, man.
  5601.  
  5602. 1218
  5603. 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,401
  5604. Like you said, we all do dumb shit
  5605. when we're fucked up.
  5606.  
  5607. 1219
  5608. 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:13,698
  5609. - I told you he'd get it.
  5610. - I did say that.
  5611.  
  5612. 1220
  5613. 01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:20,037
  5614. You know, everyone says
  5615. Mike Tyson is such a badass...
  5616.  
  5617. 1221
  5618. 01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:22,874
  5619. ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
  5620.  
  5621. 1222
  5622. 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,959
  5623. I think he's mean.
  5624.  
  5625. 1223
  5626. 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:28,463
  5627. All right. I think it's officially time
  5628. we call Tracy.
  5629.  
  5630. 1224
  5631. 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:32,550
  5632. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something
  5633. that makes sense.
  5634.  
  5635. 1225
  5636. 01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:35,678
  5637. We don't have much of a choice.
  5638. And maybe she's heard from Doug.
  5639.  
  5640. 1226
  5641. 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,847
  5642. That's what I been saying this whole time.
  5643.  
  5644. 1227
  5645. 01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:42,351
  5646. We just need to be completely honest.
  5647. We need to tell her everything.
  5648.  
  5649. 1228
  5650. 01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:47,023
  5651. We don't have to tell her everything.
  5652. We can leave out the stuff...
  5653.  
  5654. 1229
  5655. 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:49,400
  5656. ...about me marrying a hooker.
  5657.  
  5658. 1230
  5659. 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:52,153
  5660. Just stay focused on Doug.
  5661.  
  5662. 1231
  5663. 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:55,573
  5664. - What am I gonna tell my dad?
  5665. - Alan, relax. It's just the inside.
  5666.  
  5667. 1232
  5668. 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,576
  5669. Come on. I got a guy in L.A.
  5670. Who's great with interiors.
  5671.  
  5672. 1233
  5673. 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,632
  5674. - Oh, Jesus!
  5675. - Oh, my God.
  5676.  
  5677. 1234
  5678. 01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:18,554
  5679. - Are you guys okay?
  5680. - What the fuck?
  5681.  
  5682. 1235
  5683. 01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,775
  5684. I know that guy.
  5685. That's the guy from the trunk.
  5686.  
  5687. 1236
  5688. 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:34,195
  5689. Get out of the car. Please.
  5690.  
  5691. 1237
  5692. 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,657
  5693. W... W... Wait.
  5694. Those are the guys that shot Eddie.
  5695.  
  5696. 1238
  5697. 01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:40,243
  5698. - Listen...
  5699. - Let's go!
  5700.  
  5701. 1239
  5702. 01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:42,119
  5703. - Okay.
  5704. - Oh, no.
  5705.  
  5706. 1240
  5707. 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:43,788
  5708. - Easy, easy.
  5709. - Come on.
  5710.  
  5711. 1241
  5712. 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:45,540
  5713. Okay. All right.
  5714.  
  5715. 1242
  5716. 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,667
  5717. - All right, all right.
  5718. - Let's go.
  5719.  
  5720. 1243
  5721. 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:51,587
  5722. Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow!
  5723.  
  5724. 1244
  5725. 01:15:51,755 --> 01:15:53,798
  5726. - I have whiplash.
  5727. - Get this other fat boy.
  5728.  
  5729. 1245
  5730. 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,424
  5731. Get the fat boy.
  5732.  
  5733. 1246
  5734. 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:56,634
  5735. Hey, hey, hey.
  5736.  
  5737. 1247
  5738. 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,720
  5739. - All right, all right.
  5740. - Hey, take it easy, take it easy!
  5741.  
  5742. 1248
  5743. 01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:04,684
  5744. I want my purse back, assholes.
  5745.  
  5746. 1249
  5747. 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,938
  5748. - What? Your purse?
  5749. - That's not a purse, it's a satchel.
  5750.  
  5751. 1250
  5752. 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:13,693
  5753. It's a purse. Okay?
  5754. And you steal from wrong guy.
  5755.  
  5756. 1251
  5757. 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:16,571
  5758. <font color="#FFFFFF">Wait a second, wait a second.
  5759. We stole from you?</font>
  5760.  
  5761. 1252
  5762. 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:17,822
  5763. <font color="#FFFFFF">Okay, you know </font>what?
  5764.  
  5765. 1253
  5766. 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:21,367
  5767. We <font color="#FFFFFF">don't remember anything</font>
  5768. that happened last night...
  5769.  
  5770. 1254
  5771. 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:23,703
  5772. <font color="#FFFFFF">...so help us out a little here.</font>
  5773.  
  5774. 1255
  5775. 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:27,999
  5776. <font color="#FFFFFF">Well, apparently you guys met
  5777. at a craps table late last night.</font>
  5778.  
  5779. 1256
  5780. 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:30,501
  5781. You <font color="#FFFFFF">were on a</font> heater,
  5782. and he played your hot streak.
  5783.  
  5784. 1257
  5785. 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:34,171
  5786. <font color="#FFFFFF">- He ended up winning just under 80 grand.
  5787. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice.</font>
  5788.  
  5789. 1258
  5790. 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:35,423
  5791. <font color="#FFFFFF">Okay, that's good.</font>
  5792.  
  5793. 1259
  5794. 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:38,843
  5795. <font color="#FFFFFF">He put the chips in his purse,
  5796. and then you guys took off with it.</font>
  5797.  
  5798. 1260
  5799. 01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,720
  5800. <font color="#FFFFFF">That doesn't sound like us.</font>
  5801.  
  5802. 1261
  5803. 01:16:40,887 --> 01:16:46,601
  5804. Mine had $80,000 inside.
  5805. And this one? Nothing.
  5806.  
  5807. 1262
  5808. 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,436
  5809. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
  5810.  
  5811. 1263
  5812. 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:51,022
  5813. Ow! Oh, not again.
  5814.  
  5815. 1264
  5816. 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:55,067
  5817. Don't let the beard fool you.
  5818. He's a child.
  5819.  
  5820. 1265
  5821. 01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:57,194
  5822. It's funny because he's fat.
  5823.  
  5824. 1266
  5825. 01:16:57,362 --> 01:17:00,823
  5826. Now, look, this was obviously
  5827. a very simple misunderstanding.
  5828.  
  5829. 1267
  5830. 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,784
  5831. Alan picked up the wrong purse,
  5832. it's no big deal.
  5833.  
  5834. 1268
  5835. 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:07,788
  5836. Okay, if it's, "No big deal,"
  5837. why, when I come after you guys...
  5838.  
  5839. 1269
  5840. 01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:11,792
  5841. ...he starts screaming like crazy and
  5842. throw me in trunk?
  5843.  
  5844. 1270
  5845. 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,044
  5846. What, I did that?
  5847.  
  5848. 1271
  5849. 01:17:13,211 --> 01:17:16,797
  5850. Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm,
  5851. and you want to take him home with you.
  5852.  
  5853. 1272
  5854. 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,926
  5855. - Lucky charm.
  5856. - Oh, it's just funny.
  5857.  
  5858. 1273
  5859. 01:17:23,096 --> 01:17:24,221
  5860. Fuck you.
  5861.  
  5862. 1274
  5863. 01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:29,894
  5864. If you want to see your friend again,
  5865. you get me my 80 grand.
  5866.  
  5867. 1275
  5868. 01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:31,520
  5869. - What?
  5870. - Our friend?
  5871.  
  5872. 1276
  5873. 01:17:31,688 --> 01:17:33,814
  5874. - You have Doug?
  5875. - You know about our friend?
  5876.  
  5877. 1277
  5878. 01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:37,526
  5879. - Doug!
  5880. - Doug!
  5881.  
  5882. 1278
  5883. 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,906
  5884. - Doug's in the car! Doug's in the car!
  5885. - Doug, it's okay!
  5886.  
  5887. 1279
  5888. 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,866
  5889. You chill out, goatee!
  5890.  
  5891. 1280
  5892. 01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:48,204
  5893. - Okay, okay. All right, fine, fine.
  5894. - What do you want?
  5895.  
  5896. 1281
  5897. 01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:51,248
  5898. Not so good now.
  5899. Quid pro quo, douche bag.
  5900.  
  5901. 1282
  5902. 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,541
  5903. What?
  5904.  
  5905. 1283
  5906. 01:17:52,709 --> 01:17:55,419
  5907. Look, we're very sorry.
  5908. But this is an easy fix.
  5909.  
  5910. 1284
  5911. 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:57,672
  5912. - Alan, where's his purse?
  5913. - I don't know.
  5914.  
  5915. 1285
  5916. 01:17:57,839 --> 01:18:00,383
  5917. - It's in the hotel room, right?
  5918. - Yeah, we can get it.
  5919.  
  5920. 1286
  5921. 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:03,427
  5922. We can get you the...
  5923. We can even write you a check right now.
  5924.  
  5925. 1287
  5926. 01:18:03,595 --> 01:18:05,054
  5927. No chance. Cash only.
  5928.  
  5929. 1288
  5930. 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:07,765
  5931. - There's a person in there.
  5932. - Boring.
  5933.  
  5934. 1289
  5935. 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:11,143
  5936. Take nap. Come on.
  5937.  
  5938. 1290
  5939. 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:13,104
  5940. Wait. I'm sorry we're boring you!
  5941.  
  5942. 1291
  5943. 01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:16,774
  5944. - Doug, it's okay.
  5945. - You kidnapped our friend! Kidnapper!
  5946.  
  5947. 1292
  5948. 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:19,235
  5949. - Wait.
  5950. - Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.
  5951.  
  5952. 1293
  5953. 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,946
  5954. Stop.
  5955.  
  5956. 1294
  5957. 01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:24,281
  5958. Stop. Run me over.
  5959.  
  5960. 1295
  5961. 01:18:24,991 --> 01:18:27,451
  5962. - Okay. Whoa. Whoa.
  5963. - Stu, Stu, Stu.
  5964.  
  5965. 1296
  5966. 01:18:28,912 --> 01:18:33,374
  5967. Bring money to Big Rock
  5968. in Mojave Desert at dawn.
  5969.  
  5970. 1297
  5971. 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:37,837
  5972. - What?
  5973. - Toodle-oo, motherfucker.
  5974.  
  5975. 1298
  5976. 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:44,677
  5977. Well, at least take the bag
  5978. off his head! Fuck!
  5979.  
  5980. 1299
  5981. 01:18:46,304 --> 01:18:47,763
  5982. Oh!
  5983.  
  5984. 1300
  5985. 01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:58,065
  5986. Come on, get out of here.
  5987.  
  5988. 1301
  5989. 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:07,616
  5990. Guys, I'm telling you, I looked for it this
  5991. morning before we left. It's not anywhere.
  5992.  
  5993. 1302
  5994. 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:09,285
  5995. Fuck.
  5996.  
  5997. 1303
  5998. 01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,998
  5999. Stu, how much you got in the bank?
  6000.  
  6001. 1304
  6002. 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,751
  6003. About 10 grand.
  6004. I was gonna use it for the wedding.
  6005.  
  6006. 1305
  6007. 01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:19,003
  6008. You're already married,
  6009. so we're good there.
  6010.  
  6011. 1306
  6012. 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:21,338
  6013. Besides, enough with Melissa,
  6014. she's the worst.
  6015.  
  6016. 1307
  6017. 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:24,175
  6018. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex
  6019. with a pilot or something.
  6020.  
  6021. 1308
  6022. 01:19:24,342 --> 01:19:28,137
  6023. It was a bartender on a cruise.
  6024. What is wrong with you people?
  6025.  
  6026. 1309
  6027. 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:32,600
  6028. - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
  6029. - Yes.
  6030.  
  6031. 1310
  6032. 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:35,478
  6033. What are we gonna do?
  6034. We are so fucked.
  6035.  
  6036. 1311
  6037. 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:37,480
  6038. Hey, guys?
  6039.  
  6040. 1312
  6041. 01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:39,690
  6042. - Did you find it?
  6043. - Nope.
  6044.  
  6045. 1313
  6046. 01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,693
  6047. But check this out.
  6048.  
  6049. 1314
  6050. 01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:32,159
  6051. Change only, 10,000.
  6052.  
  6053. 1315
  6054. 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:39,208
  6055. - Hey, uh, these seats taken?
  6056. - No, feel free.
  6057.  
  6058. 1316
  6059. 01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:46,590
  6060. All right, let's play some blackjack!
  6061.  
  6062. 1317
  6063. 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:11,448
  6064. That's it. Shut up, bitches.
  6065.  
  6066. 1318
  6067. 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:16,996
  6068. Hmm.
  6069.  
  6070. 1319
  6071. 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,209
  6072. - I'll stick.
  6073. - Oh, fuck you! Fuck you!
  6074.  
  6075. 1320
  6076. 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,134
  6077. Splitting fives.
  6078.  
  6079. 1321
  6080. 01:21:31,261 --> 01:21:32,469
  6081. - Too many.
  6082. - Yes!
  6083.  
  6084. 1322
  6085. 01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:39,643
  6086. I don't even know you,
  6087. but I'm gonna tell you that's dumb.
  6088.  
  6089. 1323
  6090. 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:41,979
  6091. - Yes!
  6092. - Oh!
  6093.  
  6094. 1324
  6095. 01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:45,482
  6096. Okay, come on.
  6097. He can't lose. He can't lose.
  6098.  
  6099. 1325
  6100. 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,861
  6101. I think the pit boss is watching him.
  6102.  
  6103. 1326
  6104. 01:22:06,671 --> 01:22:07,922
  6105. - Oh, my God.
  6106. - Are you okay?
  6107.  
  6108. 1327
  6109. 01:22:08,089 --> 01:22:11,425
  6110. I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous
  6111. when I gamble. I'm so silly.
  6112.  
  6113. 1328
  6114. 01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:15,054
  6115. - It happens.
  6116. - Whoa. Hold on a beat, okay?
  6117.  
  6118. 1329
  6119. 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:18,349
  6120. - Let's just take it easy. This is my wife.
  6121. - It's hurting.
  6122.  
  6123. 1330
  6124. 01:22:18,516 --> 01:22:20,017
  6125. Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt?
  6126.  
  6127. 1331
  6128. 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,518
  6129. - Oh, ow.
  6130. - You all right?
  6131.  
  6132. 1332
  6133. 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:23,938
  6134. - I don't know.
  6135. - I don't know either. I don't...
  6136.  
  6137. 1333
  6138. 01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:25,439
  6139. I think you're fine. Let's go.
  6140.  
  6141. 1334
  6142. 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:28,317
  6143. - Really? Okay.
  6144. Upsy-daisy, there.
  6145.  
  6146. 1335
  6147. 01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:31,445
  6148. I'm sorry,
  6149. she's had a little too much to drink.
  6150.  
  6151. 1336
  6152. 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:34,740
  6153. Thanks, buddy. That's for you.
  6154.  
  6155. 1337
  6156. 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:45,834
  6157. And 100, 200, 300, 400.
  6158.  
  6159. 1338
  6160. 01:22:46,002 --> 01:22:49,546
  6161. With all this, that's $82,400.
  6162.  
  6163. 1339
  6164. 01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:53,133
  6165. - Oh, goddamn it. I don't fucking believe it.
  6166. - Whoo!
  6167.  
  6168. 1340
  6169. 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:56,220
  6170. - Alan, you're the man.
  6171. - You are too, Phil.
  6172.  
  6173. 1341
  6174. 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:59,056
  6175. We should come back next week,
  6176. take the whole city down.
  6177.  
  6178. 1342
  6179. 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,432
  6180. Oh, I'm free next week.
  6181.  
  6182. 1343
  6183. 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:04,311
  6184. Or we could just focus
  6185. on getting Doug back, right now.
  6186.  
  6187. 1344
  6188. 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:07,731
  6189. Uh, you know what? Next week's no good,
  6190. the Jonas Brothers are in town.
  6191.  
  6192. 1345
  6193. 01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:10,484
  6194. But any week after that is totally fine.
  6195.  
  6196. 1346
  6197. 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:14,071
  6198. I think it's safe to say that our luck
  6199. has officially turned around, guys.
  6200.  
  6201. 1347
  6202. 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:19,576
  6203. - We are back, baby. We are fucking back.
  6204. - We're back. Classic.
  6205.  
  6206. 1348
  6207. 01:23:19,744 --> 01:23:21,578
  6208. We are back, we are back
  6209.  
  6210. 1349
  6211. 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,080
  6212. That's right.
  6213.  
  6214. 1350
  6215. 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:25,582
  6216. We are getting Doug back
  6217.  
  6218. 1351
  6219. 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:28,919
  6220. And we're the three best friends
  6221. That anybody could have
  6222.  
  6223. 1352
  6224. 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,922
  6225. We're the three best friends
  6226. That anyone could have
  6227.  
  6228. 1353
  6229. 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:35,592
  6230. We're the three best friends
  6231. That anyone can have
  6232.  
  6233. 1354
  6234. 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,762
  6235. And we'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever
  6236. Leave each other
  6237.  
  6238. 1355
  6239. 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:41,724
  6240. We're the best three friends
  6241. That anybody could have
  6242.  
  6243. 1356
  6244. 01:23:41,891 --> 01:23:44,727
  6245. I mean, the three best friends
  6246. That anybody could have
  6247.  
  6248. 1357
  6249. 01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:48,022
  6250. That's right, the three best friends
  6251. That anybody can have
  6252.  
  6253. 1358
  6254. 01:24:06,082 --> 01:24:08,125
  6255. - Now what?
  6256. - Give him the signal.
  6257.  
  6258. 1359
  6259. 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:11,920
  6260. - What signal?
  6261. - Flash your lights. Let him know it's on.
  6262.  
  6263. 1360
  6264. 01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:15,007
  6265. - What's on?
  6266. - The deal.
  6267.  
  6268. 1361
  6269. 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:18,927
  6270. Of course it's on. We just drove 30 miles
  6271. into the desert. He knows it's on.
  6272.  
  6273. 1362
  6274. 01:24:19,095 --> 01:24:21,221
  6275. Phil, just do something.
  6276.  
  6277. 1363
  6278. 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:23,724
  6279. Fine.
  6280.  
  6281. 1364
  6282. 01:24:26,811 --> 01:24:28,645
  6283. - Oh, shit.
  6284. - See?
  6285.  
  6286. 1365
  6287. 01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:30,814
  6288. All right, let's go.
  6289.  
  6290. 1366
  6291. 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:46,246
  6292. Funny fat guy fall on face.
  6293.  
  6294. 1367
  6295. 01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:47,831
  6296. You okay?
  6297.  
  6298. 1368
  6299. 01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:50,793
  6300. All right, we got the money.
  6301. Eighty grand, cash.
  6302.  
  6303. 1369
  6304. 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,128
  6305. Throw it over. Then I give you Doug.
  6306.  
  6307. 1370
  6308. 01:24:53,296 --> 01:24:58,342
  6309. Um, I'm sorry. First of all, good morning.
  6310. And we didn't catch your name last night.
  6311.  
  6312. 1371
  6313. 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,512
  6314. Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow.
  6315.  
  6316. 1372
  6317. 01:25:01,679 --> 01:25:04,014
  6318. Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure.
  6319. My name is Stu.
  6320.  
  6321. 1373
  6322. 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:08,936
  6323. And we would very much appreciate
  6324. an opportunity to see Doug...
  6325.  
  6326. 1374
  6327. 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,022
  6328. ...before we give you the money,
  6329. just to verify that he's okay.
  6330.  
  6331. 1375
  6332. 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:17,486
  6333. - Lf that's cool.
  6334. - Of course, Stu. That is cool.
  6335.  
  6336. 1376
  6337. 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:29,540
  6338. - Oh, thank God.
  6339. - Okay.
  6340.  
  6341. 1377
  6342. 01:25:29,707 --> 01:25:32,668
  6343. See, he fine. Now give me money...
  6344.  
  6345. 1378
  6346. 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,797
  6347. ...or I shoot him,
  6348. and I shoot all you motherfuckers.
  6349.  
  6350. 1379
  6351. 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:40,634
  6352. And then we take it.
  6353. Your choice, bitches.
  6354.  
  6355. 1380
  6356. 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,803
  6357. - Give him the money, Stu.
  6358. - Okay.
  6359.  
  6360. 1381
  6361. 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:55,399
  6362. - It's all there.
  6363. - Let him go.
  6364.  
  6365. 1382
  6366. 01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:00,737
  6367. All right, take it easy. Take it easy.
  6368.  
  6369. 1383
  6370. 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:02,573
  6371. Ta-da.
  6372.  
  6373. 1384
  6374. 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:05,993
  6375. Is this some kind ofjoke?
  6376. Who the hell is this?
  6377.  
  6378. 1385
  6379. 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,202
  6380. That is not Doug.
  6381.  
  6382. 1386
  6383. 01:26:07,370 --> 01:26:10,330
  6384. What you talking about, Willis?
  6385. That him.
  6386.  
  6387. 1387
  6388. 01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:12,916
  6389. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow.
  6390. That's not our friend.
  6391.  
  6392. 1388
  6393. 01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:16,128
  6394. - He... That's...
  6395. - The Doug we're looking for is a white.
  6396.  
  6397. 1389
  6398. 01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:20,883
  6399. Ah! I told you you had the wrong guy,
  6400. little boy.
  6401.  
  6402. 1390
  6403. 01:26:21,050 --> 01:26:23,552
  6404. Damn, Alan,
  6405. what the fuck you got me into?
  6406.  
  6407. 1391
  6408. 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,430
  6409. - You know him?
  6410. - This is the guy that sold me the bad drugs.
  6411.  
  6412. 1392
  6413. 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:29,141
  6414. - How you doing?
  6415. - I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs.
  6416.  
  6417. 1393
  6418. 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:34,438
  6419. - Wait. He sold you the Ruphylin?
  6420. - Ruphylin? I sold you that Ru...? Wha...?
  6421.  
  6422. 1394
  6423. 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:38,692
  6424. - Who gives a shit? Where is Doug?
  6425. - I am Doug.
  6426.  
  6427. 1395
  6428. 01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:41,195
  6429. - Your name's Doug?
  6430. - Yes, I'm Doug.
  6431.  
  6432. 1396
  6433. 01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:44,072
  6434. His name's Doug too. Ha. Classic mix-up.
  6435.  
  6436. 1397
  6437. 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,407
  6438. Come on.
  6439.  
  6440. 1398
  6441. 01:26:45,575 --> 01:26:49,786
  6442. - Hey, Chow. You gave us the wrong Doug.
  6443. - Not my problem.
  6444.  
  6445. 1399
  6446. 01:26:49,954 --> 01:26:53,624
  6447. No, fuck that shit. Now, you give us
  6448. our 80 grand back and take him with you!
  6449.  
  6450. 1400
  6451. 01:26:53,791 --> 01:26:58,462
  6452. - No. Come on. I'll be your Doug.
  6453. - Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I take him back.
  6454.  
  6455. 1401
  6456. 01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:01,548
  6457. <font color="#FFFFFF">Right after you suck on
  6458. these little Chinese nuts.</font>
  6459.  
  6460. 1402
  6461. 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:04,968
  6462. - <font color="#FFFFFF">Ah. That's nasty.
  6463. - Mmm. How that sound?</font>
  6464.  
  6465. 1403
  6466. 01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:06,678
  6467. <font color="#FFFFFF">Unh, pshh.</font>
  6468.  
  6469. 1404
  6470. 01:27:06,846 --> 01:27:10,849
  6471. <font color="#FFFFFF">- So long, gay boys.
  6472. - Wait a second.</font>
  6473.  
  6474. 1405
  6475. 01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:12,768
  6476. <font color="#FFFFFF">He's a nasty little motherfucker.</font>
  6477.  
  6478. 1406
  6479. 01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:14,061
  6480. Did you<font color="#FFFFFF"> ever get any</font> ecstasy?
  6481.  
  6482. 1407
  6483. 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:16,313
  6484. <font color="#FFFFFF">No, I ain't got no fucking ecstasy.</font>
  6485.  
  6486. 1408
  6487. 01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:19,691
  6488. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Goddamn it!
  6489. - Gosh darn it!</font>
  6490.  
  6491. 1409
  6492. 01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:22,986
  6493. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Shit!
  6494. - Shoot!</font>
  6495.  
  6496. 1410
  6497. 01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:34,665
  6498. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Hello?
  6499. - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil.</font>
  6500.  
  6501. 1411
  6502. 01:27:34,832 --> 01:27:38,460
  6503. Phil, where the hell are you guys?
  6504. I'm freaking out.
  6505.  
  6506. 1412
  6507. 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,337
  6508. Yeah, listen.
  6509.  
  6510. 1413
  6511. 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:44,341
  6512. We fucked up.
  6513.  
  6514. 1414
  6515. 01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:46,760
  6516. Thanks for the lift back to town.
  6517.  
  6518. 1415
  6519. 01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,180
  6520. - I got a question for you.
  6521. - What's up?
  6522.  
  6523. 1416
  6524. 01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:52,182
  6525. How did you wind up in Chow's car?
  6526.  
  6527. 1417
  6528. 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,269
  6529. That crazy asshole
  6530. kidnapped me yesterday.
  6531.  
  6532. 1418
  6533. 01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:57,646
  6534. Okay, but why? I mean, why you?
  6535.  
  6536. 1419
  6537. 01:27:57,814 --> 01:28:01,316
  6538. He thought I was with you guys because
  6539. we were hanging over at the Bellagio.
  6540.  
  6541. 1420
  6542. 01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:03,193
  6543. - What?
  6544. - We were at the Bellagio?
  6545.  
  6546. 1421
  6547. 01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:05,320
  6548. We were shooting craps.
  6549. You don't remember?
  6550.  
  6551. 1422
  6552. 01:28:05,488 --> 01:28:07,823
  6553. No. No, we don't remember.
  6554.  
  6555. 1423
  6556. 01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:13,078
  6557. Because some dick drug dealer sold him
  6558. Ruphylin and told him it was ecstasy.
  6559.  
  6560. 1424
  6561. 01:28:13,246 --> 01:28:17,582
  6562. Ruphylin. There you go with that word.
  6563. Ruphylin. What the hell is a Ruphylin?
  6564.  
  6565. 1425
  6566. 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:22,004
  6567. Wow, you are
  6568. the world's shittiest drug dealer.
  6569.  
  6570. 1426
  6571. 01:28:22,171 --> 01:28:27,634
  6572. Ruphylin, for your information,
  6573. is the date-rape drug. You sold Alan roofies.
  6574.  
  6575. 1427
  6576. 01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:31,346
  6577. Oh, shit. I must have mixed up the bags.
  6578. My fault, Alan.
  6579.  
  6580. 1428
  6581. 01:28:31,514 --> 01:28:34,558
  6582. Damn, Marshall gonna be pissed off at me
  6583. on that one.
  6584.  
  6585. 1429
  6586. 01:28:35,059 --> 01:28:38,103
  6587. - Whatever.
  6588. - It's funny, because just the other day...
  6589.  
  6590. 1430
  6591. 01:28:38,271 --> 01:28:41,481
  6592. ...me and my boy, we was wondering
  6593. why they even call them roofies.
  6594.  
  6595. 1431
  6596. 01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:44,651
  6597. - You know what I'm talking about?
  6598. - No. Don't know.
  6599.  
  6600. 1432
  6601. 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:47,279
  6602. Why not floories, right?
  6603. Because when you take them...
  6604.  
  6605. 1433
  6606. 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:50,615
  6607. ...you're more likely
  6608. to end up on the floor than the roof.
  6609.  
  6610. 1434
  6611. 01:28:50,950 --> 01:28:54,244
  6612. What about groundies?
  6613. That's a good new name for them.
  6614.  
  6615. 1435
  6616. 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:55,871
  6617. Or, how about rapies?
  6618.  
  6619. 1436
  6620. 01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:58,957
  6621. - Wait, what did you just say?
  6622. - Rapies.
  6623.  
  6624. 1437
  6625. 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:02,836
  6626. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before?
  6627. - I said groundies.
  6628.  
  6629. 1438
  6630. 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,046
  6631. No, before that.
  6632.  
  6633. 1439
  6634. 01:29:04,213 --> 01:29:09,676
  6635. You said, "You're more likely to wind up
  6636. on the floor than..."
  6637.  
  6638. 1440
  6639. 01:29:09,844 --> 01:29:12,596
  6640. - Phil.
  6641. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L...
  6642.  
  6643. 1441
  6644. 01:29:14,849 --> 01:29:17,726
  6645. - Phil? Hello?
  6646. - Tracy, it's Stu.
  6647.  
  6648. 1442
  6649. 01:29:17,894 --> 01:29:20,103
  6650. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on?
  6651.  
  6652. 1443
  6653. 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:22,230
  6654. Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil.
  6655.  
  6656. 1444
  6657. 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:25,859
  6658. He's completely out of his mind.
  6659. He's probably still drunk from last night.
  6660.  
  6661. 1445
  6662. 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,069
  6663. Where's Doug?
  6664.  
  6665. 1446
  6666. 01:29:27,236 --> 01:29:30,530
  6667. He is paying the bill.
  6668. We just had a delicious brunch.
  6669.  
  6670. 1447
  6671. 01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:33,116
  6672. We're in a hurry to get back,
  6673. so we gotta get going.
  6674.  
  6675. 1448
  6676. 01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:35,452
  6677. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye.
  6678. - Stu.
  6679.  
  6680. 1449
  6681. 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:37,788
  6682. Stu. Fuck.
  6683.  
  6684. 1450
  6685. 01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:41,625
  6686. - What the fuck, man?
  6687. - I know where Doug is.
  6688.  
  6689. 1451
  6690. 01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:50,050
  6691. I don't know, man. It just hit me.
  6692.  
  6693. 1452
  6694. 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:53,136
  6695. You remember when we saw
  6696. Doug's mattress impaled on that statue?
  6697.  
  6698. 1453
  6699. 01:29:53,304 --> 01:29:55,639
  6700. - Yeah, we threw it out the window.
  6701. - No, impossible.
  6702.  
  6703. 1454
  6704. 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:59,351
  6705. - You can't open windows in Vegas hotels.
  6706. - Well, then how did it get...?
  6707.  
  6708. 1455
  6709. 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:01,728
  6710. - Oh, my God!
  6711. - Ha, ha, ha.
  6712.  
  6713. 1456
  6714. 01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:04,940
  6715. - Whoa, wait. What's going on?
  6716. - Doug was trying to signal someone.
  6717.  
  6718. 1457
  6719. 01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:06,566
  6720. - Holy shit.
  6721. - Yes.
  6722.  
  6723. 1458
  6724. 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,611
  6725. - Wait. How did you figure that out?
  6726. - Doug made me realize it.
  6727.  
  6728. 1459
  6729. 01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,655
  6730. - Doug?
  6731. - Uh, not our Doug. Black Doug.
  6732.  
  6733. 1460
  6734. 01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:14,991
  6735. - Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on.
  6736. - Sorry.
  6737.  
  6738. 1461
  6739. 01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:16,993
  6740. Can someone tell me
  6741. where white Doug is?
  6742.  
  6743. 1462
  6744. 01:30:17,161 --> 01:30:18,745
  6745. - He's on the roof, Alan.
  6746. - Yes.
  6747.  
  6748. 1463
  6749. 01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:22,124
  6750. He's on the roof. We must have taken him
  6751. up there as a prank...
  6752.  
  6753. 1464
  6754. 01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:25,210
  6755. ...so he'd wake up on the roof.
  6756. - Like that time in summer camp.
  6757.  
  6758. 1465
  6759. 01:30:25,378 --> 01:30:27,504
  6760. We moved his sleeping bag
  6761. out in the jetty at the lake?
  6762.  
  6763. 1466
  6764. 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,423
  6765. Ha, ha, ha. Which was hilarious.
  6766.  
  6767. 1467
  6768. 01:30:29,590 --> 01:30:32,676
  6769. It's not so funny now, though,
  6770. because we forgot where we put him.
  6771.  
  6772. 1468
  6773. 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,678
  6774. You guys are retarded, you know that?
  6775.  
  6776. 1469
  6777. 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:39,266
  6778. - Holy shit. You think he's still up there?
  6779. - There's only one way to find out.
  6780.  
  6781. 1470
  6782. 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:45,188
  6783. Doug!
  6784.  
  6785. 1471
  6786. 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:47,190
  6787. Doug!
  6788.  
  6789. 1472
  6790. 01:30:47,358 --> 01:30:49,484
  6791. - Doug!
  6792. - Doug, you up here, buddy?
  6793.  
  6794. 1473
  6795. 01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,699
  6796. Where you at, Doug?
  6797.  
  6798. 1474
  6799. 01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:58,994
  6800. Doug!
  6801.  
  6802. 1475
  6803. 01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:03,748
  6804. Hey, guys!
  6805.  
  6806. 1476
  6807. 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,293
  6808. He's over here!
  6809.  
  6810. 1477
  6811. 01:31:08,004 --> 01:31:11,548
  6812. - Hey, I found him! He's over here!
  6813. - Oh, shit.
  6814.  
  6815. 1478
  6816. 01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:15,343
  6817. He's okay.
  6818.  
  6819. 1479
  6820. 01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:17,512
  6821. You're okay. Ha, ha, ha!
  6822.  
  6823. 1480
  6824. 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,682
  6825. Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on.
  6826.  
  6827. 1481
  6828. 01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:23,852
  6829. Oh, we have been looking everywhere
  6830. for you.
  6831.  
  6832. 1482
  6833. 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:27,105
  6834. - He's alive.
  6835. - What the fuck is going on?
  6836.  
  6837. 1483
  6838. 01:31:27,273 --> 01:31:30,317
  6839. We can explain everything,
  6840. but right now we gotta go.
  6841.  
  6842. 1484
  6843. 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:34,529
  6844. - Hey, bud. You okay?
  6845. - No. Not okay.
  6846.  
  6847. 1485
  6848. 01:31:34,697 --> 01:31:37,449
  6849. You look good, you got some color.
  6850. I'm jealous.
  6851.  
  6852. 1486
  6853. 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:40,076
  6854. - I'm getting married today.
  6855. - Yes, you are.
  6856.  
  6857. 1487
  6858. 01:31:40,244 --> 01:31:42,787
  6859. That's why you need to focus
  6860. and do everything we say.
  6861.  
  6862. 1488
  6863. 01:31:42,955 --> 01:31:46,291
  6864. Because, frankly,
  6865. you're wasting a little bit of time right now.
  6866.  
  6867. 1489
  6868. 01:31:46,459 --> 01:31:47,751
  6869. You fucking asshole!
  6870.  
  6871. 1490
  6872. 01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:52,714
  6873. Oh, my skin burns. My skin burns.
  6874.  
  6875. 1491
  6876. 01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:54,591
  6877. Oh, ow! God.
  6878.  
  6879. 1492
  6880. 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:58,011
  6881. - It's okay. It's not your fault, Doug.
  6882. - Don't touch me. Shut up.
  6883.  
  6884. 1493
  6885. 01:31:58,179 --> 01:31:59,596
  6886. All of you, shut up.
  6887.  
  6888. 1494
  6889. 01:32:00,556 --> 01:32:02,098
  6890. Just get me home.
  6891.  
  6892. 1495
  6893. 01:32:02,266 --> 01:32:03,391
  6894. Mm-hm.
  6895.  
  6896. 1496
  6897. 01:32:03,559 --> 01:32:05,352
  6898. Just get me home.
  6899.  
  6900. 1497
  6901. 01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:08,438
  6902. What about the one after that?
  6903.  
  6904. 1498
  6905. 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:11,733
  6906. You cannot be serious.
  6907.  
  6908. 1499
  6909. 01:32:12,443 --> 01:32:13,985
  6910. Oh, goddamn it.
  6911.  
  6912. 1500
  6913. 01:32:14,153 --> 01:32:15,946
  6914. - What?
  6915. - Every flight to L.A. Is booked.
  6916.  
  6917. 1501
  6918. 01:32:16,113 --> 01:32:17,489
  6919. <font color="#FFFFFF">- What about Burbank?
  6920. - Sold out.</font>
  6921.  
  6922. 1502
  6923. 01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:21,076
  6924. Oh,<font color="#FFFFFF"> fuck! We can't</font> drive there, the
  6925. wedding starts in three and a half hours.
  6926.  
  6927. 1503
  6928. 01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:23,453
  6929. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Alan, where's the car?
  6930. - It's on its way.</font>
  6931.  
  6932. 1504
  6933. 01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:24,955
  6934. <font color="#FFFFFF">You know what?</font>
  6935.  
  6936. 1505
  6937. 01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:28,416
  6938. We can drive there.
  6939. We <font color="#FFFFFF">can make it.</font> Okay?
  6940.  
  6941. 1506
  6942. 01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:31,127
  6943. <font color="#FFFFFF">Hi.</font>
  6944.  
  6945. 1507
  6946. 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:35,924
  6947. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Just give me one second.
  6948. - We will leave without you.</font>
  6949.  
  6950. 1508
  6951. 01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:40,595
  6952. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Is he missing a tooth?
  6953. - Yeah.</font>
  6954.  
  6955. 1509
  6956. 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,558
  6957. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Hey.
  6958. - Hey.</font>
  6959.  
  6960. 1510
  6961. 01:32:44,725 --> 01:32:47,477
  6962. Hey, thanks for helping out last night.
  6963. <font color="#FFFFFF">That was so awesome.</font>
  6964.  
  6965. 1511
  6966. 01:32:47,645 --> 01:32:49,229
  6967. Sure.
  6968.  
  6969. 1512
  6970. 01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:52,524
  6971. Listen, Jade, l...
  6972.  
  6973. 1513
  6974. 01:32:52,692 --> 01:32:55,527
  6975. Look, you don't have to say it.
  6976. I totally understand.
  6977.  
  6978. 1514
  6979. 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:58,822
  6980. - This whole thing was stupid.
  6981. - Huh.
  6982.  
  6983. 1515
  6984. 01:33:00,157 --> 01:33:01,783
  6985. It was stupid, wasn't it?
  6986.  
  6987. 1516
  6988. 01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,834
  6989. - This is yours.
  6990. - Oh, thank you.
  6991.  
  6992. 1517
  6993. 01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:16,006
  6994. I can't believe I gave my grandmother's
  6995. Holocaust ring to someone I just met.
  6996.  
  6997. 1518
  6998. 01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:18,842
  6999. - What was I thinking?
  7000. - You were really fucked up.
  7001.  
  7002. 1519
  7003. 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:20,719
  7004. Clearly.
  7005.  
  7006. 1520
  7007. 01:33:21,721 --> 01:33:24,389
  7008. - You did pull out your own tooth.
  7009. - L...?
  7010.  
  7011. 1521
  7012. 01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:26,182
  7013. I pulled out my tooth?
  7014.  
  7015. 1522
  7016. 01:33:27,476 --> 01:33:29,811
  7017. Why did I pull out my own tooth?
  7018.  
  7019. 1523
  7020. 01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:32,439
  7021. Alan bet you
  7022. that you weren't a good enough dentist...
  7023.  
  7024. 1524
  7025. 01:33:32,607 --> 01:33:34,024
  7026. ...to pull out your own tooth.
  7027.  
  7028. 1525
  7029. 01:33:34,900 --> 01:33:37,819
  7030. Okay. Heh.
  7031.  
  7032. 1526
  7033. 01:33:38,195 --> 01:33:41,364
  7034. - Of course he did.
  7035. - You won.
  7036.  
  7037. 1527
  7038. 01:33:41,532 --> 01:33:44,951
  7039. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah.
  7040.  
  7041. 1528
  7042. 01:33:45,119 --> 01:33:47,037
  7043. That's victory, right there.
  7044.  
  7045. 1529
  7046. 01:33:47,204 --> 01:33:48,913
  7047. It needs to go down.
  7048.  
  7049. 1530
  7050. 01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:50,832
  7051. - It's good. Get in.
  7052. - No. Safety first.
  7053.  
  7054. 1531
  7055. 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:54,502
  7056. - Alan, it's fine. It's down.
  7057. - No, I gotta get it down first.
  7058.  
  7059. 1532
  7060. 01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:58,798
  7061. - Jesus Christ. Look out.
  7062. - Don't mess the car up.
  7063.  
  7064. 1533
  7065. 01:33:58,966 --> 01:34:00,884
  7066. You're gonna mess the car up.
  7067.  
  7068. 1534
  7069. 01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:04,638
  7070. - Hey, what are you doing next weekend?
  7071. - I don't know. Working. Why?
  7072.  
  7073. 1535
  7074. 01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:07,849
  7075. I was thinking maybe I'd come back
  7076. and take you out to dinner.
  7077.  
  7078. 1536
  7079. 01:34:08,017 --> 01:34:10,560
  7080. Really? Like a date?
  7081.  
  7082. 1537
  7083. 01:34:10,728 --> 01:34:15,482
  7084. Yeah. Like a date.
  7085. Only, one that hopefully I'll remember.
  7086.  
  7087. 1538
  7088. 01:34:15,983 --> 01:34:17,734
  7089. Sounds good.
  7090.  
  7091. 1539
  7092. 01:34:21,197 --> 01:34:24,074
  7093. - Stu. Come on.
  7094. - Stu. Come on.
  7095.  
  7096. 1540
  7097. 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:29,537
  7098. I gotta go. Okay. Bye.
  7099.  
  7100. 1541
  7101. 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:34,250
  7102. - Bye.
  7103. - Bye.
  7104.  
  7105. 1542
  7106. 01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:38,171
  7107. All right, here we go.
  7108.  
  7109. 1543
  7110. 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:41,591
  7111. - All right, let's go.
  7112. - Yeah.
  7113.  
  7114. 1544
  7115. 01:34:41,759 --> 01:34:42,759
  7116. Careful.
  7117.  
  7118. 1545
  7119. 01:34:59,902 --> 01:35:02,570
  7120. At least the trip
  7121. wasn't a total disaster.
  7122.  
  7123. 1546
  7124. 01:35:02,738 --> 01:35:05,907
  7125. - What makes you say that?
  7126. - When I woke up on the roof...
  7127.  
  7128. 1547
  7129. 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:09,953
  7130. ...I happened to find $80,000
  7131. worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket.
  7132.  
  7133. 1548
  7134. 01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:11,871
  7135. - Oh!
  7136. - Oh, my God!
  7137.  
  7138. 1549
  7139. 01:35:12,331 --> 01:35:15,834
  7140. Looks like we're going home
  7141. with some money, boys.
  7142.  
  7143. 1550
  7144. 01:35:33,310 --> 01:35:35,145
  7145. Here he comes. That's him.
  7146.  
  7147. 1551
  7148. 01:35:37,356 --> 01:35:40,316
  7149. - Hey, Neeco!
  7150. - Hey. What's up, Alan?
  7151.  
  7152. 1552
  7153. 01:35:40,484 --> 01:35:42,152
  7154. Whoo!
  7155.  
  7156. 1553
  7157. 01:35:43,612 --> 01:35:45,280
  7158. - Whoa, look out.
  7159. - Oh, shit.
  7160.  
  7161. 1554
  7162. 01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:47,449
  7163. Whoa! Whoa!
  7164.  
  7165. 1555
  7166. 01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,120
  7167. - Thanks, Neeco.
  7168. - You got it, man.
  7169.  
  7170. 1556
  7171. 01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:53,705
  7172. - Page me!
  7173. - AdiĆ³s.
  7174.  
  7175. 1557
  7176. 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:56,332
  7177. - Who the hell was that guy?
  7178. - That's my buddy.
  7179.  
  7180. 1558
  7181. 01:36:32,536 --> 01:36:37,373
  7182. Hey. Sorry, MapQuest took us
  7183. on a really crazy route.
  7184.  
  7185. 1559
  7186. 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:01,564
  7187. - How's my hair?
  7188. - It looks good.
  7189.  
  7190. 1560
  7191. 01:37:01,732 --> 01:37:05,902
  7192. - Is it cool like Phil's?
  7193. - It's classic Phil.
  7194.  
  7195. 1561
  7196. 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:12,575
  7197. She looks beautiful, man.
  7198.  
  7199. 1562
  7200. 01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:20,208
  7201. Sorry I'm late.
  7202.  
  7203. 1563
  7204. 01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:23,294
  7205. Vegas.
  7206.  
  7207. 1564
  7208. 01:37:28,050 --> 01:37:31,970
  7209. Where were you?
  7210. And why are you so red?
  7211.  
  7212. 1565
  7213. 01:37:32,429 --> 01:37:36,307
  7214. Honey, it's a long story.
  7215.  
  7216. 1566
  7217. 01:37:37,226 --> 01:37:39,185
  7218. We are gathered here today...
  7219.  
  7220. 1567
  7221. 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,939
  7222. ...because of the strength of love
  7223. and of promises kept.
  7224.  
  7225. 1568
  7226. 01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:46,317
  7227. All I know is I am so sorry.
  7228.  
  7229. 1569
  7230. 01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:49,028
  7231. And I promise
  7232. for as long as we're married...
  7233.  
  7234. 1570
  7235. 01:37:49,196 --> 01:37:53,491
  7236. ...to never, ever put you
  7237. through anything like this again.
  7238.  
  7239. 1571
  7240. 01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:56,494
  7241. Can you forgive me?
  7242.  
  7243. 1572
  7244. 01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:44,334
  7245. - Daddy.
  7246. - Hey, my man.
  7247.  
  7248. 1573
  7249. 01:38:44,501 --> 01:38:46,878
  7250. Excuse me,
  7251. but I'm expecting my husband any minute.
  7252.  
  7253. 1574
  7254. 01:38:47,046 --> 01:38:48,922
  7255. Oh, that's very funny. Come here.
  7256.  
  7257. 1575
  7258. 01:38:50,299 --> 01:38:51,382
  7259. How was your soccer game?
  7260.  
  7261. 1576
  7262. 01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:12,487
  7263. - Stu? You avoiding me?
  7264. - Hey. Melissa.
  7265.  
  7266. 1577
  7267. 01:39:12,655 --> 01:39:15,365
  7268. Oh, my God.
  7269. What happened to your tooth?
  7270.  
  7271. 1578
  7272. 01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:19,702
  7273. Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother.
  7274. Brother of the...
  7275.  
  7276. 1579
  7277. 01:39:19,870 --> 01:39:21,454
  7278. Okay. Ow.
  7279.  
  7280. 1580
  7281. 01:39:21,622 --> 01:39:24,540
  7282. That is disgusting.
  7283. Why haven't you returned my calls?
  7284.  
  7285. 1581
  7286. 01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:27,043
  7287. Well, there was a snafu
  7288. when we stopped...
  7289.  
  7290. 1582
  7291. 01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:29,087
  7292. I called that bed and breakfast in Napa.
  7293.  
  7294. 1583
  7295. 01:39:29,254 --> 01:39:32,423
  7296. They said they had no record
  7297. of you even checking in.
  7298.  
  7299. 1584
  7300. 01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:34,842
  7301. That's because we didn't go to Napa.
  7302.  
  7303. 1585
  7304. 01:39:35,010 --> 01:39:39,013
  7305. - Stu. What the fuck is going on?
  7306. - We went to Las Vegas.
  7307.  
  7308. 1586
  7309. 01:39:39,181 --> 01:39:42,308
  7310. Oh, really? Las Vegas?
  7311. Why would you go to Las Vegas?
  7312.  
  7313. 1587
  7314. 01:39:42,476 --> 01:39:45,019
  7315. My friend was getting married.
  7316. That's what guys do.
  7317.  
  7318. 1588
  7319. 01:39:45,187 --> 01:39:46,938
  7320. - Okay, that's not what you do.
  7321. - Really?
  7322.  
  7323. 1589
  7324. 01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:51,567
  7325. Well, then why did I do it, huh?
  7326. Because I did it. Riddle me that.
  7327.  
  7328. 1590
  7329. 01:39:51,735 --> 01:39:53,236
  7330. Why'd I do it?
  7331.  
  7332. 1591
  7333. 01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:55,613
  7334. All you want me to do
  7335. is what you want me to do.
  7336.  
  7337. 1592
  7338. 01:39:55,781 --> 01:39:57,657
  7339. I'm sick of doing what you want.
  7340.  
  7341. 1593
  7342. 01:39:57,825 --> 01:40:01,369
  7343. In a healthy relationship,
  7344. a guy should be able to do what he wants.
  7345.  
  7346. 1594
  7347. 01:40:01,537 --> 01:40:04,580
  7348. - That is not how this works!
  7349. - Oh, good.
  7350.  
  7351. 1595
  7352. 01:40:04,748 --> 01:40:07,750
  7353. Because whatever this is
  7354. ain't working for me!
  7355.  
  7356. 1596
  7357. 01:40:07,918 --> 01:40:08,960
  7358. - Oh, really?
  7359. - Yeah.
  7360.  
  7361. 1597
  7362. 01:40:09,128 --> 01:40:10,253
  7363. Since when?
  7364.  
  7365. 1598
  7366. 01:40:10,421 --> 01:40:14,966
  7367. Since you fucked that waiter
  7368. on your cruise last June. Boom!
  7369.  
  7370. 1599
  7371. 01:40:17,886 --> 01:40:21,597
  7372. - You told me it was a bartender.
  7373. - Oh, you're right. I stand corrected.
  7374.  
  7375. 1600
  7376. 01:40:21,765 --> 01:40:24,934
  7377. It was a bartender.
  7378. You fucked a bartender.
  7379.  
  7380. 1601
  7381. 01:40:25,102 --> 01:40:26,519
  7382. You're an idiot.
  7383.  
  7384. 1602
  7385. 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:27,729
  7386. You're... You...
  7387.  
  7388. 1603
  7389. 01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:31,274
  7390. You're such a bad person.
  7391.  
  7392. 1604
  7393. 01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:33,443
  7394. Like, all the way through to your core.
  7395.  
  7396. 1605
  7397. 01:40:35,779 --> 01:40:38,656
  7398. Alan, shall we dance?
  7399.  
  7400. 1606
  7401. 01:40:39,783 --> 01:40:40,825
  7402. Let's do this.
  7403.  
  7404. 1607
  7405. 01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:52,295
  7406. - It was a real pleasure meeting you.
  7407. - Fuck off.
  7408.  
  7409. 1608
  7410. 01:40:52,921 --> 01:40:56,049
  7411. - I'm getting my bartender's license.
  7412. - Suck my dick.
  7413.  
  7414. 1609
  7415. 01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:58,176
  7416. No, thank you.
  7417.  
  7418. 1610
  7419. 01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:09,312
  7420. You guys are awe...
  7421.  
  7422. 1611
  7423. 01:41:10,689 --> 01:41:12,648
  7424. - Sid?
  7425. - There he is.
  7426.  
  7427. 1612
  7428. 01:41:12,983 --> 01:41:16,819
  7429. - You wanted to see me?
  7430. - Yeah.
  7431.  
  7432. 1613
  7433. 01:41:16,987 --> 01:41:19,322
  7434. - Congratulations, buddy.
  7435. - Congratulations to you.
  7436.  
  7437. 1614
  7438. 01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:22,366
  7439. - You had us worried there for a second.
  7440. - Sorry.
  7441.  
  7442. 1615
  7443. 01:41:22,534 --> 01:41:23,659
  7444. How was Vegas?
  7445.  
  7446. 1616
  7447. 01:41:23,952 --> 01:41:26,829
  7448. It was... Ahem. It was crazy.
  7449.  
  7450. 1617
  7451. 01:41:26,997 --> 01:41:28,581
  7452. Attaboy.
  7453.  
  7454. 1618
  7455. 01:41:32,336 --> 01:41:34,879
  7456. - Enjoy the car?
  7457. - Mm-hm.
  7458.  
  7459. 1619
  7460. 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,842
  7461. - Remember to put Armor All on the tires?
  7462. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
  7463.  
  7464. 1620
  7465. 01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:44,806
  7466. Let me ask you a question.
  7467.  
  7468. 1621
  7469. 01:41:49,103 --> 01:41:52,313
  7470. How can a cake cost $1400?
  7471.  
  7472. 1622
  7473. 01:41:54,525 --> 01:41:57,568
  7474. - Highway robbery.
  7475. - It's criminal.
  7476.  
  7477. 1623
  7478. 01:41:58,028 --> 01:42:00,988
  7479. Sid, ahem, about the car...
  7480.  
  7481. 1624
  7482. 01:42:07,663 --> 01:42:11,833
  7483. Tracy told you. I told her not to tell you.
  7484. I wanted to tell you.
  7485.  
  7486. 1625
  7487. 01:42:14,294 --> 01:42:17,713
  7488. - Tell me what?
  7489. - Careful, Doug. These women...
  7490.  
  7491. 1626
  7492. 01:42:18,549 --> 01:42:19,715
  7493. ...can't be trusted.
  7494.  
  7495. 1627
  7496. 01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:24,178
  7497. - Tell me what, Sid?
  7498. - The Mercedes.
  7499.  
  7500. 1628
  7501. 01:42:24,346 --> 01:42:26,722
  7502. It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.
  7503.  
  7504. 1629
  7505. 01:42:28,433 --> 01:42:30,726
  7506. - Are you serious?
  7507. - What do you think?
  7508.  
  7509. 1630
  7510. 01:42:40,904 --> 01:42:42,405
  7511. That is awesome.
  7512.  
  7513. 1631
  7514. 01:42:44,116 --> 01:42:45,867
  7515. Thank you. Oh.
  7516.  
  7517. 1632
  7518. 01:42:48,078 --> 01:42:50,788
  7519. Thanks, Daddy. Thanks, Sid.
  7520.  
  7521. 1633
  7522. 01:42:50,956 --> 01:42:53,332
  7523. Close the door.
  7524. - You're awesome.
  7525.  
  7526. 1634
  7527. 01:42:53,500 --> 01:42:55,376
  7528. You are awesome.
  7529.  
  7530. 1635
  7531. 01:42:57,087 --> 01:42:58,504
  7532. Yeah.
  7533.  
  7534. 1636
  7535. 01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:07,889
  7536. Dougie...
  7537.  
  7538. 1637
  7539. 01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:10,516
  7540. ...I gotta tell you, man,
  7541. this was a gorgeous wedding.
  7542.  
  7543. 1638
  7544. 01:43:10,684 --> 01:43:13,603
  7545. - I give it six months.
  7546. - You're a dick.
  7547.  
  7548. 1639
  7549. 01:43:14,605 --> 01:43:18,983
  7550. I don't know what to say.
  7551. Thanks for the bachelor party, I guess?
  7552.  
  7553. 1640
  7554. 01:43:19,776 --> 01:43:24,113
  7555. Yeah. I just wish
  7556. we could actually remember some of it.
  7557.  
  7558. 1641
  7559. 01:43:24,281 --> 01:43:27,658
  7560. - Hey, guys? Look what I found.
  7561. - Whoa, that's my camera.
  7562.  
  7563. 1642
  7564. 01:43:27,826 --> 01:43:30,953
  7565. - It was in the back seat of the car.
  7566. - Oh, Go... Are there photos on it?
  7567.  
  7568. 1643
  7569. 01:43:31,121 --> 01:43:33,456
  7570. Yeah. Some of it's even worse
  7571. than we thought.
  7572.  
  7573. 1644
  7574. 01:43:33,624 --> 01:43:35,666
  7575. <font color="#FFFFFF">- No fucking way. Give me that.
  7576. - Wa... Wa... Wait.</font>
  7577.  
  7578. 1645
  7579. 01:43:35,834 --> 01:43:38,336
  7580. <font color="#FFFFFF">Wait, wait, wait.</font>
  7581.  
  7582. 1646
  7583. 01:43:40,797 --> 01:43:45,343
  7584. <font color="#FFFFFF">We look at these pictures together, okay?
  7585. One time.</font>
  7586.  
  7587. 1647
  7588. 01:43:45,802 --> 01:43:49,972
  7589. <font color="#FFFFFF">- And then we </font>delete the evidence.
  7590. - I say we delete it right now.
  7591.  
  7592. 1648
  7593. 01:43:50,140 --> 01:43:53,809
  7594. Are you nuts? <font color="#FFFFFF">I wanna find</font> out
  7595. how I wound up in the hospital.
  7596.  
  7597. 1649
  7598. 01:43:53,977 --> 01:43:57,980
  7599. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Yeah, it's in there.
  7600. - Guys, one time.</font>
  7601.  
  7602. 1650
  7603. 01:43:58,148 --> 01:43:59,190
  7604. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Deal?
  7605. - Deal.</font>
  7606.  
  7607. 1651
  7608. 01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:01,025
  7609. <font color="#FFFFFF">- Deal.
  7610. - Okay.</font>
  7611.  
  7612. 1652
  7613. 01:44:05,489 --> 01:44:07,031
  7614. <font color="#FFFFFF">Oh, dear Lord!</font>
  7615.  
  7616. 1653
  7617. 01:44:07,199 --> 01:44:08,407
  7618. <font color="#FFFFFF">That's classic!</font>
  7619.  
  7620. 1654
  7621. 01:44:09,199 --> 01:46:08,407
  7622. <font color="#FFD119">Want more fun like "The Hangover" Movie,
  7623. then like this page...............
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