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  1. [18:31] <!DM-sama> You awaken after a night of hard elf dickings.... no wait.
  2. [18:31] <!DM-sama> That's wrong.
  3. [18:31] <!DM-sama> You awaken after having missed the chance at a night of hot elf dickings.
  4. [18:31] <!DM-sama> Reaper continues his sleeplike meditation across from you.
  5. [18:32] <!DM-sama> That's right, you have one more room to clear before you qualify.
  6. [18:33] * AuroraAlpha stands up and presses her hand to her forehead, yawning softly.
  7. [18:34] <!DM-sama> Reaper stirs.
  8. [18:34] <!DM-sama> His eyes bolt open instantly and he stands.
  9. [18:34] <!DM-sama> "Finally..."
  10. [18:35] <AuroraAlpha> "Yeah, because I can control how long I sleep."
  11. [18:35] <AuroraAlpha> "Stupid trance..."
  12. [18:35] <!DM-sama> "Yeah, because I can control being born an elf."
  13. [18:36] * AuroraAlpha crosses her arms. "No, but you can control your mouth, can't you?"
  14. [18:36] <!DM-sama> "At least I got to fondle you in your sleep, and the best part is you'll never know if I'm joking or not!"
  15. [18:36] <AuroraAlpha> "I wouldn't put it past you, pervert."
  16. [18:36] <!DM-sama> "You'd enjoy it anyway."
  17. [18:37] <!DM-sama> (JUST FUCK ALREADY)
  18. [18:37] <AuroraAlpha> "And how would you know if I did?"
  19. [18:37] <AuroraAlpha> (SHUT UP NARRATOR)
  20. [18:38] <!DM-sama> "There's one way to find out..."
  21. [18:38] <!DM-sama> Reaper makes grabby hands.
  22. [18:38] * AuroraAlpha shakes her head and chuckles. "Let's get this shit over with."
  23. [18:39] <!DM-sama> It a flash he whirls his scythe around and slashes at the shadowy form moving toward you.
  24. [18:39] == Reaper [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadyDnD
  25. [18:40] <Reaper> (Gotta get the dicebot running)
  26. [18:40] <Reaper> Roll 1d20+15
  27. [18:40] <!DM-sama> Reaper rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  28. [18:41] <!DM-sama> Reaper's blow lands on the shadowy thing and it goes comically bouncing along before coming to a stop.
  29. [18:42] <AuroraAlpha> "...What in the hell.."
  30. [18:42] <!DM-sama> It appears to be some kind of clown.... a small... you're pretty sure it's a girl... wearing a colorful yellow and red checkered costume with a comedy mask covering her face.
  31. [18:42] <!DM-sama> "Hyahyahyahyahya~"
  32. [18:43] == ANTS [[email protected]] has joined #FunksteadyDnD
  33. [18:43] <!DM-sama> "Owwie~~~"
  34. [18:43] <ANTS> (HHRGH)
  35. [18:43] <!DM-sama> The small jester stands up and dusts herself off.
  36. [18:43] <AuroraAlpha> "............What in the hell?"
  37. [18:44] <!DM-sama> "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW~"
  38. [18:44] <!DM-sama> "You guys are slow so I came to make you move on!~"
  39. [18:44] <AuroraAlpha> "...So what I'm not allowed to sleep now?"
  40. [18:45] * Reaper twitches a little at seeing this thing unharmed.
  41. [18:45] * AuroraAlpha looks at Reaper "Exactly...how long have we been here?"
  42. [18:45] <Reaper> "About 17 hours."
  43. [18:45] <AuroraAlpha> "Wh-What?! SEVENTEEN HOURS?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP!?"
  44. [18:45] <Reaper> "I tried, three times."
  45. [18:47] <!DM-sama> "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~"
  46. [18:47] * AuroraAlpha opens her mouth and quickly shuts it, crosses her arms as an annoyed expression crosses her face.
  47. [18:47] <!DM-sama> "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!~"
  48. [18:47] <AuroraAlpha> (Choices)
  49. [18:47] <!DM-sama> The jester starts to dance around.
  50. [18:48] <!DM-sama> Fight the jester thingy or move on to the next room.
  51. [18:49] <AuroraAlpha> Move on, that thing is fucking creepy.
  52. [18:49] <!DM-sama> "YAY!~ I'M CREEPY!~"
  53. [18:49] <AuroraAlpha> "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"
  54. [18:50] * AuroraAlpha glares at the jester
  55. [18:50] <!DM-sama> The jester cartwheels as you and Reaper move toward the portal.
  56. [18:51] <!DM-sama> The two of you quickly leave the tiny creeper to it's creepiness."
  57. [18:53] <AuroraAlpha> So, room choice?
  58. [18:53] == Geobro has changed nick to Geobro|away
  59. [18:53] <!DM-sama> Only conjuration is left.
  60. [18:53] <AuroraAlpha> Oh, splendid.
  61. [18:54] <!DM-sama> You enter the chamber and get attacked by a chicken.
  62. [18:54] <!DM-sama> Roll initiative.
  63. [18:54] == Chicken-kun [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadyDnD
  64. [18:55] <Chicken-kun> roll 1d20+1
  65. [18:55] <!DM-sama> Chicken-kun rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
  66. [18:55] == Chicken-kun has changed nick to Chicken|15
  67. [18:55] <!DM-sama> (I'm not joking)
  68. [18:58] <AuroraAlpha> (sorry, stomach started acting up)
  69. [18:58] <!DM-sama> (Awww....)
  70. [18:58] <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+4
  71. [18:58] <!DM-sama> AuroraAlpha rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  72. [18:58] == AuroraAlpha has changed nick to Aurora|9
  73. [18:58] <Aurora|9> (fuck.)
  74. [18:59] <Chicken|15> "BAKAAAAAAAAAW!"
  75. [18:59] * Chicken|15 claws at Aurora.
  76. [19:00] <Aurora|9> (safk;aljs I FORGOT TO CAST MY BUFFS BEFORE GOD DAMN IT)
  77. [19:00] <Chicken|15> roll 1d20+1
  78. [19:00] <!DM-sama> Chicken|15 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{17}
  79. [19:00] <Chicken|15> roll 1d20+1
  80. [19:00] <!DM-sama> Chicken|15 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  81. [19:00] <Chicken|15> Both miss.
  82. [19:00] <Aurora|9> ...Do I kill it?
  83. [19:01] <Chicken|15> That depends on what you do.
  84. [19:01] <Aurora|9> It's a chicken like..what the hell.
  85. [19:01] <ANTS> (killed me just fine)
  86. [19:01] <Chicken|15> You don't see Reaper anywhere by the way.
  87. [19:01] <Aurora|9> ..Oh what in the shit.
  88. [19:01] <Aurora|9> Greater Charm Song.
  89. [19:01] <Chicken|15> PFFFFFFT
  90. [19:02] <Chicken|15> roll 1d20-2
  91. [19:02] <!DM-sama> Chicken|15 rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{1}
  92. [19:02] <Chicken|15> Okay.
  93. [19:02] <Chicken|15> The chicken bows before you folding a wing over it's chest like an English gentleman.
  94. [19:03] <Aurora|9> Well uh..
  95. [19:03] <Aurora|9> Hum.
  96. [19:03] <Aurora|9> I don't know where to go from here.
  97. [19:03] <Aurora|9> Mind Song
  98. [19:03] <Chicken|15> "corncorncorncorncorncorncorncorncorncorncorncorncorn"
  99. [19:04] <Aurora|9> ...
  100. [19:04] <Chicken|15> It's a chicken what did you expect?
  101. [19:04] <Aurora|9> Can I observe my surroundings while it's busy being gentlechicken?
  102. [19:04] <Chicken|15> You're in a room that's smaller than the others.
  103. [19:04] <Chicken|15> Like a chamber.
  104. [19:04] <Chicken|15> Reaper was probably sent to another one.
  105. [19:05] <Chicken|15> Maybe the challenge conjurs something for you to defeat?
  106. [19:05] <Chicken|15> M-maybe you just got lucky?
  107. [19:05] <Chicken|15> Reaper could be fighting a dragon now for all you know.
  108. [19:06] <Aurora|9> C-Can I keep it as a pet?
  109. [19:06] <Chicken|15> Yes.
  110. [19:06] <Chicken|15> Gentlechicken added to inventory.
  111. [19:07] <Aurora|9> I will teach it to speak, and give it a tophat.
  112. [19:07] <Chicken|15> .........
  113. [19:08] <Aurora|9> ....What?
  114. [19:08] <!DM-sama> Roll a spellcraft check.
  115. [19:08] <Aurora|9> roll 1d20+18
  116. [19:08] <!DM-sama> Aurora|9 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{20}
  117. [19:08] <Aurora|9> ...ff
  118. [19:09] <!DM-sama> Spntaneous spellcraft!
  119. [19:09] <!DM-sama> Aurora has created a spell to allow creatures that normally lack the capacity for speech to speak.
  120. [19:09] <!DM-sama> Awaken Voice - 3rd level transmutation.
  121. [19:09] <Aurora|9> ..Bitchin.
  122. [19:11] * Reaper steps through a portal in the wall.
  123. [19:11] * Reaper is bleeding a lot.
  124. [19:11] <Reaper> "..... what's with the chicken?"
  125. [19:11] <Aurora|9> "...It attacked me, and I charmed it."
  126. [19:11] <Aurora|9> "....What's with the blood?"
  127. [19:12] == Aurora|9 has changed nick to AuroraAlpha
  128. [19:12] <Reaper> "Had to kill like 4 ogres.... or 5... lost count."
  129. [19:12] <AuroraAlpha> "...And I got attacked by a chicken."
  130. [19:12] <AuroraAlpha> "...What?"
  131. [19:12] <Reaper> "....."
  132. [19:12] <!DM-sama> "CONGRATULATIONS!"
  133. [19:13] <!DM-sama> "You've passed the final first floor trial!"
  134. [19:13] <AuroraAlpha> "...BUT IT WAS A CHICKEN- I need to name him."
  135. [19:14] <!DM-sama> You feel the room rotating.
  136. [19:15] <!DM-sama> Once you are lined up with the entrance the magical doors begin to slide open.
  137. [19:15] <!DM-sama> Will, Ako, Raven, Analita, and Aurora stand there awaiting your return.
  138. [19:16] <!DM-sama> Analise*
  139. [19:16] <!DM-sama> Derped.
  140. [19:16] * AuroraAlpha blinks and holds up the chicken. "Was this a joke?"
  141. [19:17] <!DM-sama> "No dear" Aurora speaks "The first floor conjuration challenge creates monsters for you to fight who's combat skill is equal to yours."
  142. [19:17] <!DM-sama> "It doesn't account for magical skill...."
  143. [19:17] <AuroraAlpha> "...I see!"
  144. [19:17] <AuroraAlpha> "Regardless, I need to name him...and give him a top hat..he's mine now."
  145. [19:18] <Reaper> "..... you're as weak as a chicken without your magic...."
  146. [19:18] <Reaper> "A -chicken-"
  147. [19:18] <AuroraAlpha> "You wish you were feathery, don't lie."
  148. [19:18] * Reaper suppresses a laugh.
  149. [19:19] == Chicken|15 has changed nick to Ako
  150. [19:19] * Ako flying tackle hugs Aurora.
  151. [19:19] <Ako> "I knew you'd do it Aury!"
  152. [19:19] * Lolirora flails her arms and falls backward
  153. [19:19] <AuroraAlpha> (wrong name)
  154. [19:19] * AuroraAlpha flails her arms and falls backward
  155. [19:19] <AuroraAlpha> "HELP I'M BEING RAPED OH GOD"
  156. [19:20] <!DM-sama> Raven holds up a sign reading "GOOD JOB!" in plain bold text.
  157. [19:20] * Ako snuggles.
  158. [19:20] * AuroraAlpha stops flailing and looks at Ako seriously. "What would you name a chicken?"
  159. [19:20] <Ako> "..............."
  160. [19:21] <Ako> "Sir Peckington..."
  161. [19:21] <AuroraAlpha> "...I was thinking the same thing but I don't think it suits him."
  162. [19:21] <AuroraAlpha> "He didn't peck, he tried to claw."
  163. [19:21] * Reaper shakes his head.
  164. [19:21] <Reaper> "I'm going to bed."
  165. [19:21] <AuroraAlpha> "WHAT REAPER ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY BIRD"
  166. [19:21] <AuroraAlpha> "He's jealous of my bird."
  167. [19:22] <Ako> "So jelly."
  168. [19:22] <AuroraAlpha> "You wish you had a bird, you elven shit."
  169. [19:22] <!DM-sama> Lady Aurora turns to Reaper.
  170. [19:22] <!DM-sama> "You can head to the quarters now.
  171. [19:23] <!DM-sama> Aurora and all her guardians will be given rooms there."
  172. [19:23] <!DM-sama> "William take him to his room."
  173. [19:23] <!DM-sama> Will stands up and yawns.
  174. [19:23] <!DM-sama> "Let's go chuckles." he says as he leads Reaper down the hall.
  175. [19:24] * AuroraAlpha looks up at the elder Aurora. "He's jealous that I have a pet chicken and he doesn't."
  176. [19:24] <!DM-sama> "I'm sure he is dear."
  177. [19:25] <AuroraAlpha> "He's just mad the chicken is going to get more attention than him. Mark my words."
  178. [19:25] <!DM-sama> Master Aurora pats your head.
  179. [19:25] * AuroraAlpha smiles childishly.
  180. [19:25] * Ako snuggles boob.
  181. [19:26] <AuroraAlpha> "Soooo...what now?"
  182. [19:26] <Ako> "Hey, hey!"
  183. [19:26] <AuroraAlpha> "What what?!"
  184. [19:26] <Ako> "Me and Raven have rooms on the same hall as you and smiles."
  185. [19:26] * Ako hugs.
  186. [19:26] <AuroraAlpha> "...I have a room?"
  187. [19:27] <Ako> "We're gonna be total BFF's!~"
  188. [19:27] <Ako> "Yep!"
  189. [19:27] <AuroraAlpha> "...Can't I just be someones roommate?"
  190. [19:27] <AuroraAlpha> "Seems simpler.
  191. [19:27] <Ako> "There's no room silly..."
  192. [19:27] <Ako> "Everyone here is working on research projects and stuff."
  193. [19:27] <AuroraAlpha> "... Oh."
  194. [19:27] <Ako> "All the rooms come with a fully stocked library and alchemy lab.
  195. [19:28] <Ako> It's nifty."
  196. [19:28] <AuroraAlpha> "You know what else is nifty?"
  197. [19:28] <AuroraAlpha> I cast Awaken Voice on the chicken.
  198. [19:28] <Ako> "?" Ako head tilts.
  199. [19:28] <AuroraAlpha> "This."
  200. [19:28] == Reaper has changed nick to Sir_Cluckington
  201. [19:29] <Sir_Cluckington> "Tis a pleasure to meet thee my lady." The gentlechicken bows.
  202. [19:29] <AuroraAlpha> "See? That is awesome."
  203. [19:29] * Ako holds out her hand.
  204. [19:29] * Sir_Cluckington takes her hand in his wing and pecks the back of it.
  205. [19:29] <Sir_Cluckington> "Charmed I'm sure."
  206. [19:30] <Ako> "Uh... yeah... smae here. Hehe~"
  207. [19:30] <Ako> (Awaken voice is permanent FYI)
  208. [19:31] <AuroraAlpha> (All of my fucking yes)
  209. [19:32] <Ako> Are you going to make Sir Cluckington your familiar?
  210. [19:32] <AuroraAlpha> ...I want to ask something.
  211. [19:33] <Ako> ?
  212. [19:33] <AuroraAlpha> If I can, and I learn a whole shit ton of transmutation
  213. [19:33] <AuroraAlpha> Can I make him into whatever shape I desire at that point?
  214. [19:33] <AuroraAlpha> I mean, he was a chicken but imagine the possibilities if I learn my shit.
  215. [19:34] <Ako> No, that wouldn't be [Sound] magic, but you could change his shape with some help from your new broshoujos.
  216. [19:34] <AuroraAlpha> aslfj Damn it.
  217. [19:34] <AuroraAlpha> ;_;
  218. [19:34] <AuroraAlpha> If I could do it I'd make it a drake.
  219. [19:34] <Ako> Or make a magic item to allow him to change his shape.
  220. [19:34] <AuroraAlpha> That'd be pretty cool.
  221. [19:35] == Sir_Cluckington [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  222. [19:35] == Ako [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  223. [19:36] <!DM-sama> You follow Ako to your new room.
  224. [19:36] <!DM-sama> Sure enough when you enter it's better stocked than Papa's lab.
  225. [19:36] <!DM-sama> And there's room for you to move all of Papa's equipment here.
  226. [19:37] <!DM-sama> You hear the door close and turn to see Ako leaning against it.
  227. [19:37] <!DM-sama> "U-um... m-my room is right across the hall."
  228. [19:37] <!DM-sama> "J-just so you know... you know... in case you wanna... hang out."
  229. [19:37] <AuroraAlpha> "...Sounds fun!"
  230. [19:40] <!DM-sama> "W-well... I'm gonna go get back to work then."
  231. [19:40] <!DM-sama> Ako slips out the door and across the hall.
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