Buffaloed

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Fuck!

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♪ You've gotta have heart ♪

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♪ All you really need is heart ♪

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♪ When the odds are sayin'
you'll never win ♪

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♪ That's when the grin
should start ♪

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♪ You've gotta have hope ♪

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♪ Mustn't sit around and mope ♪

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♪ Nothing's half as bad
as it may appear ♪

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♪ Wait till next year and hope ♪

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♪ When your luck
is battin' zero ♪

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♪ Get your chin up
off the floor ♪

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♪ Mister you can be a hero ♪

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♪ You can open any door ♪

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♪ There's nothin' to it
but to do it ♪

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♪ You gotta have heart ♪

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♪ Miles and miles and miles
of heart ♪

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♪ Oh it's fine to be a genius
of course ♪

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♪ But keep that old horse
before the cart ♪

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♪ First you've gotta
have heart ♪

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♪ You've gotta have heart ♪

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♪ Yes, you gotta have heart ♪

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♪ When your luck
Is battin' zero ♪

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♪ Get your chin up
off the floor ♪

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♪ Mister you can be a hero ♪

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♪ You can open any door ♪

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♪ There's nothin to it
but to do it ♪

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♪ You gotta have heart ♪

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♪ Miles and miles and miles
Of heart ♪

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♪ Oh it's fine to be a genius
of course ♪

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I'm gonna kill you,
you fucking jagoff!

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That's me, Peg Dahl.

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People call me Peg,
Peggy, or Pegger.

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The maroon suit
and shitty nurse shoes

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may not tell you this,
but I'm a hustler.

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My unathletic ass just ran
half way across Buffalo,

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because an asshole
in that building

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fucked with my money.

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Do not fuck...

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...with my money.

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Before I climbed ranks
in the most prolific

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legal shakedown in America,

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I was just an aggressive little shit with a gift for gab

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and a slight hostility
towards...

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Buffalo, New York:
the epicenter of the rust belts.

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A city whose favorite meal
is a discarded chicken part.

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Hmm

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A city hopelessly dedicated
to a staple of disappointment.

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Hey. Don't rag on my Bills.

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A city whose appreciation
for unhealthy lifestyles

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ultimately led...

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...to my father's death.

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Okay. What's this about?

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- I drew that.
- "Peg Inc."

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Our mission is to never ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...

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be scared of the financial
"what ifs."

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What if I can't afford clothes,
so my daughter wears

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her brother's disgusting
hand-me-downs?

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- Not true.
- Shut up.

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What if I can't afford food,

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so my kids only eat
ten cent wings?

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A small investment
of a thousand dollars...

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...in a semi-risky fund
could grow to cover

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the cost of an ivy league
education

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which is the beeline...

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...to the Fortune 500
and financial freedom

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- and she's gone.
- Hello?

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I told you, that was
my husband's credit card.

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You're not getting nothing...

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...because
there's nothing to get.

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Goodbye.

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To continue, Henry Ford said...

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I love your presentation
but sit your tush down

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on the sofa and eat your wings.

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Hey, didn't you listen?
I hate wings.

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- I like wings.
- Because you're grody.

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- You're grody.
- Why can't we have normal food,

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- like a tuna casserole?
- Casseroles are pricey.

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So, you're not gonna help?

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You know what,
I can't afford supper,

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let alone 1000 dollars.

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Well, if I had 1000 dollars,
I'd give it to you.

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You don't and you won't.

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Peg, I can't think about
investments right now.

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The salon is not doing so well.

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- Then, get another job.
- Half of Buffalo is outta work.

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You're talking outta your ass,
Ma.

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- Peg Dahl!
- Dad would've helped me.

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Listen, I love you more than
the sun and the moon

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and the stars above,
but you gotta learn to start

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thinking about other people

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and not thinking about yourself
all the time.

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Now sit down
and eat your wings.

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Fine.

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It became clear to me
that my mom didn't have

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the vision.

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Are you seeing this?

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If we were ever gonna
get out, I needed answers.

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This is hilarious.

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When I came to American,
I had nothing.

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Now I have everything
I could ever dream.

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The cars, the boats, the women. Total financial freedom.

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Can we switch the channel?

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Now I can pass this information onto you.

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I already paid that one!
How come...

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The only person responsible for your financial freedom is you.

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So, what you wait for? Come on.

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Let's make money!

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From that moment on,

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my life became
a single-minded pursuit!

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I love 'em so much,
I could barely part with them.

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What are you doing?

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Getting 75 percent margins, Ma.

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Get in here or you're grounded.
Now!

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- Go Bills.
- Go Bills.

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I became a student
of money.

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While other kids begged
for allowances,

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I studied profit margins.

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While other kids were
scrapbooking pictures

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of pretty ponies,

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I was compiling
financial advice.

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I was grooming myself to be
the next Warren Buffet.

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I had a plan; go to
an Ivy League school,

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then to Wall Street,
then get so rich,

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some little girl was gonna say

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she's grooming herself
to be the next me.

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But college
is expensive, people.

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And babysitting wasn't gonna
pay for it.

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I got smokes, one dollar
a piece! I got smokes.

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One dollar a piece!

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How many can I get?

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Here we go, here we go,
here we go.

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Got smokes.
One dollar a piece.

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Hey, hey, hey.
Gimme them smokes, bitch.

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You can have as many
as you want...

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...for one dollar a piece.

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I said, gimme them smokes
before I crack your noggin'.

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Give me your best shot, dickwad.

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- Principal!
- Oh, no, no!

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- Hey!
- Get out.

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- Don't sit there.
- Got your thing here.

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I love that!

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How'd you make
such a big graphic?

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My buddy's dad has like
a gigantic printer.

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So fancy.

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Hey, shouldn't you put
your money in a bank?

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Three percent interest
isn't worth 30 percent in taxes.

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If I fill ten of these boxes,
we're set for... life.

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- Oh, my god!
- What?

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- What is it?
- Oh, my god!

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- You got in!
- No, I didn't!

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- You did! You got in!
- No, I didn't!

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Oh, my God.

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To Pegger!

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The first one in the fam

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to go to
a fancy-schmancy school!

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Honey!

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What's going on?

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We can't pay for this.

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What? We'll get a scholarship
or loans

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- or something.
- Mm-mm, no.

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If we took out loans
for all four years,

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it would be 70 grand
in interest.

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Just... in interest.

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Well, I don't know all
about that.

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I never had a kid
go to college before.

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- No offense, honey.
- None taken.

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- But, good casserole, Ma.
- Thank you.

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I like peas in my casserole.

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If Dad were here, he'd find a way

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to get the money.

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You know, that's true.
He always had a hustle.

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I remember one year,

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he took me to the Bills game
for my birthday

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but then we got there,
he scalped the tix.

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Yeah, I was so pissed.
I was the one

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that bought them tix.

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Where'd you make that graphic?

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Tabatha! Gabby! Tabatha!

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Anybody seen this black girl,
too much eyeliner.

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Oh, my God. These are like best
seats ever.

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Where is she? Ugh.

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- You okay, lady?
- Huh?

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- You okay?
- Oh.

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So sweet, yeah, I'm all right.
I just...

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I think my friend flaked.

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Not really sure why because
these are the best seats ever.

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They're like fifty-yard-line,
seven rows up!

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- Fifty-yard-line?
- Yeah, fifty-yard-line.

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- I'll take 'em. I got, one...
- You will? You sure?

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- ...two...
- That will do. Yeah,

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just give me that.

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Anyone need any tickets?

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- No, you look good in that wig.
- You look good.

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- No, you look amazing.
- No, you do!

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God bless the Bills, you know.
You guys are just the best.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Oh, my God! I just found
two tickets on the floor.

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Two tickets, two tickets,
two tickets.

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Do you need a ticket.

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See you later. All right.
Okay.

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Two hundred, two hundred,
you know what, I just...

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I can't do that... Tim.

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You said your name is Tim.
You just gotta trust me here.

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I wouldn't screw you over.
I'm a Bills fans.

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Okay, sure.
I counterfeited Bills tix.

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But it was for a bigger cause. Higher education.

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Higher education is the key
to financial freedom.

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Ma'am...

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Your scam is desecrating
the sacred ground

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of our Buffalo Bills.

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No, it's not.

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The defendant is facing
12 counts

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of second-degree forgery,

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a class D felony carrying
a minimum sentence of 40 months.

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Sorry about the mess. I'm,
uh, workin' through lunch here.

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- It's fine.
- What kinda wings do you like?

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Well, I'm not the one
on trial, Your Honor.

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But if I had to pick,
it would be Anchor Bar.

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Unless the wings you're eating
right now

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are from a different, uh,
pa... part.

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In which case, I... I like
all wings. I like all wings.

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You were right.

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- Anchor's my spot.
- Not Duff wings?

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- What are you, a tourist?
- You insulting my wings?

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You wanna come over here
and say that to my face, jagoff?

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Who you calling a jagoff,
jagoff?

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Mistrial, mistrial.

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...you jagoff...

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And, just like that,
my plan was officially toast.

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No Ivy League school.
No Fortune 500.

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I had to create my own form
of higher education.

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But you know, prison wasn't
all that bad.

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Not all the best professors
are at Yale and Harvard.

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Hookin' ain't worth the hassle
anymore.

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Thinking about going into
phone sexing.

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- Frances.
- Yeah.

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Um, can you give me
a run down

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of the market in here.

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Oh, that's all through Backer.

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Backer.

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Yeah,
she's really tough.

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So, they call her Backer

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'cause she is like
a defensive end for the Bills.

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Okay, but what...
does she provide?

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Uh, TP, cigs, tamps, pads,
cuppa noodles...

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Okay. Fine.
What doesn't she provide?

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Oh!

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Yogurts!
Two smokes a tube!

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Thank you very much!

250
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:38,959
Yogurts! Two smokes a tube.
Yogurts! Two smokes a tube.

251
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,223
Gimme them 'gurts, bitch.

252
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,008
- You must be Backer.
- Gimme them 'gurts,

253
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,358
or I'm gonna break
your tiny little ass in two.

254
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,892
Okay, well, I think we can come
to some sort of agreement...

255
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,276
I'm making lots of friends
in here.

256
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,801
It's not that bad.

257
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,343
Shut it. I know you had
your brother

258
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,407
sneak in them yogurt cups.

259
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,717
They're tubes, Ma.

260
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241
- Hey, Rhonda.
- Hey!

261
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,634
JJ is a good boy.
He works 14 hours a day.

262
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,593
He doesn't have time
for your schemes.

263
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,030
Fourteen hours a day doing what?

264
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,163
He bought that bar
from the Yeager's.

265
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,617
I just took over
the payment.

266
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,383
Ma, are you talking to me?

267
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,361
'Cause I can't hear you
when you're drying and talking

268
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,517
at the same time.

269
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,301
Ma, you got anymore
Genny in here?

270
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,129
You've had enough Genny, okay.

271
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,218
You can have a pop.

272
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,718
We got orange pop,
grape pop and cherry pop.

273
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,787
Ah, you got a cornucopia
of pop there.

274
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,397
Watch the sass, Rhonda.

275
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,748
Hey, you good?

276
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:29,965
Okay.

277
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,446
God dang it.

278
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,275
- God dang it what?
- Ugh, the other line.

279
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,015
Other line like...

280
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,584
like as in collectors
are still after you?

281
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,588
Those asses
are calling looking for you.

282
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,852
Sorry, for me? My debts
not too steep.

283
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,626
They're not looking for me.

284
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,464
It grew.

285
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:54,077
Restitution, court fees, fines.
Plus that whole rigamarole

286
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,645
with your victims suing
for emotional distress.

287
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,299
But that case was thrown out.

288
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,059
So, that's not... that's not...
that's not possible.

289
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,781
Well, your lawyer's
fees weren't.

290
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,782
So, how much?

291
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,134
You're pushing
$50,000, Peg.

292
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,486
- Fuck! Motherfucking fuck!
- Inmate, inmate.

293
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,662
- Fuck, fuck!
- Inmate...

294
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,229
- JJ?
- Yeah.

295
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,058
Will you hang up the phone
for me, please?

296
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,819
- Hey, Pegger. Hello.
- Motherfucker...

297
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,410
God fucking damn it!

298
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,282
Refrain from damaging
prison property.

299
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,676
Cheryl, it's me, Peg.

300
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,071
Please stop busting my balls,
you know.

301
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,245
Sorry, Peg.

302
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,030
Okay.

303
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,399
- Ready?
- Yeah, ready?

304
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,558
Maybe it was better
this way.

305
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,386
I mean, I didn't need college.

306
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,432
Mm-hmm?

307
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,477
Gates and Jobs
didn't graduate college.

308
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,177
They also didn't spend 40 months in the clink.

309
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,527
Not that getting out
would be better.

310
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,573
As a convicted felon, I was
gonna have a bitch of a time

311
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,619
getting a lease, a loan,

312
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,100
or any job that wasn't some
variation of shoveling shit.

313
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,754
So, when are you getting
a job?

314
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,017
Ma, give her a break.
She just got out.

315
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,062
She's right. I need a job.

316
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,673
Kath, can you get in here!
I'm dripping!

317
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,328
- Hey, Pegger.
- Hi, Rhonda.

318
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:12,982
- Welcome back.
- Thank you

319
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,786
Oh, honey, you got some
roots happening.

320
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,899
We are gonna take care of that
later today.

321
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,510
Hey, if you want, you can work
at my bar until you find

322
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,947
- something better.
- Really?

323
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,644
See that?
JJ is a good boy.

324
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,864
Don't go getting him involved
in any more crap.

325
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,519
Fucking A.

326
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,915
Excuse...

327
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,896
This toilet is out of order,
what are you...

328
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,398
Are you... Screw this.
This is insane.

329
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,185
Hey, come on,

330
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,641
- I got health code standards.
- No, give me ten percent of net receipts

331
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,825
or I wipe this on everything.

332
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,624
Fine.

333
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,918
JJ, I was joking.

334
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,497
What are you doing?

335
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,257
- How am I supposed...
- Oh, my God! My God...

336
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,935
Just stand up
for yourself more.

337
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,434
Okay, fine. Then get off
of my bar.

338
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,938
No, you are better than
this though.

339
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,941
You know what I'm better than?
You, 'cause I'm a bar owner.

340
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,335
And you're a janitor.
And I like being a bar owner.

341
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,816
I wanna stop trying
not to be poor

342
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,254
and start trying to get rich.

343
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,387
- I make a fine living.
- Fine?

344
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,607
I hate that word.

345
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,889
Fine is like mediocrity's
dumb cousin.

346
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,051
It's probably
one of your collectors.

347
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,529
Stop calling my brother.

348
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,314
Yeah, that'll probably
convince them.

349
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,273
That was... That was real
convincing there.

350
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,190
- JJ.
- Yup.

351
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,236
I have, uh, a secret
that I wanna tell you.

352
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,142
- No, you're gonna hit me.
- No. I'm not.

353
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,326
Come here.

354
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,634
- Here.
- Okay, fine.

355
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,592
Okay. It's not that big
of a deal.

356
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,030
But, I'm gonna smack
the Buffalo out of you.

357
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,383
Sorry, oh, my God, I kicked you
in the b...

358
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,124
This is ADA Graham Feany.

359
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,018
We have a spousal altercation
at 1010 Allen.

360
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,146
Please send units.
Thank you, Sir.

361
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,737
Wait, what is he doing here?

362
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,478
- No.
- Stop it. Get it out of my

363
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,827
- fucking ass.
- Hey.

364
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,655
Hey, hey, asshole.

365
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,372
The police have been called.
So, put your wife down.

366
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,010
- That's my sister, man. Jesus.
- Mind your own business.

367
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,428
Just goofing around, okay.

368
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,977
- But that was fun.
- No balls.

369
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,337
- I know. I forgot.
- I told you.

370
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,973
Next time no balls.
This time, whoops.

371
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,800
- But it was fun.
- Sorry, sorry, uh...

372
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,890
I apologize, it just appeared...
it seemed as if you were in...

373
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,345
in distress.

374
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,286
I'm not some Buffalo damsel
in distress.

375
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,820
I know how that just sounded.
But I was just trying to help.

376
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,334
Do I look like I need
your help?

377
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,423
To be honest... kind of.

378
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,607
Says the guy with
condiment stains on his shirt.

379
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,904
I didn't... think that was...

380
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,882
- Can I have a water.
- ...noticeable.

381
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,560
Look, we got off
on the wrong foot.

382
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,388
Um, my name's Graham.

383
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,366
Let me... let me buy you beer.
I'll buy you a beer.

384
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,652
No, thanks.

385
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,065
Yeah, she just got out
of prison.

386
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,568
- That's not why.
- Why not?

387
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,526
Because I'm not gonna
have a drink with the guy

388
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,700
that put me in there.

389
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,010
Oh, you're the one whose
lawyer attacked the judge!

390
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,229
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's her.

391
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,641
- That's me.
- What are the odds.

392
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,145
Um, I'm...

393
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,887
You would've only gotten
probation if he just...

394
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,150
Looks like your friends
are here.

395
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,520
Oh, excuse me, excuse me.

396
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,767
Why don't you just block
the number?

397
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,962
'Cause they'll just call from another number.

398
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,181
There's no stopping these guys.

399
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,684
- Hello.
- What are you...

400
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,947
This is Sal Scarpetta
calling for one Peg Dahl,

401
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:20,039
about your $29,243
debt with...

402
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300
Right. What about it?

403
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,662
Oh, shit. You're still there.
Um...

404
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,565
Well, uh...

405
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,307
I'm willing to make a deal.

406
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,111
- Okay. And...
- If you settle right now,

407
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,875
I'll discount it to $5,000.

408
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,705
- Yeah?
- Oh, that was it.

409
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,404
Okay, very cool. Sal.

410
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,027
That was the worst
sales pitch I've ever heard.

411
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,147
I ain't in sales.

412
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,062
What do you mean
you're not in sales?

413
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,674
Your job is to convince me

414
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,589
to give you my money.
That's sales.

415
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,982
And the best salesman is an
informed listener.

416
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,550
Did you do a Learning Annex
or something?

417
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,335
Look. You're not listening.

418
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,727
As a debt collector...

419
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,867
you're not selling a product,
right?

420
00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,903
You're selling a feeling.

421
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,343
You're selling... relief.

422
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,693
Relief from the weight
of failure.

423
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,522
So, here is your protocol.

424
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,785
Learn from the client,
use the new information

425
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,701
to gain trust,
then present relief. Idiot.

426
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:18,314
Okay. Since you know so much,
how do I sell relief?

427
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,633
You work in a noisy office.
Probably a bullpen.

428
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,425
Bullpen's create competition
amongst the employees,

429
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,861
therefore, you get paid
on commission.

430
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,582
And by the desperation
in your voice,

431
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,956
I can tell that you need a win
or you may lose your job.

432
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,673
You can hear that?

433
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:33,286
Be grateful, at least you have
a job. I'm broke.

434
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,550
- Scrubbing toilets.
- Yeah, my job ain't bad.

435
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,311
But I have to work Sundays.
So, I miss Bills games.

436
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,335
Bills games?

437
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,648
- You're in Buffalo?
- Yeah. A lot of agencies are.

438
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,606
We collect from everywhere.

439
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,827
Especially Florida but,
most of us are in Buffalo.

440
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,524
Interesting, Sal... Sal, okay.
That's...

441
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,005
So, you like Anchor Bar
or Duffs?

442
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,702
Duffs, of course.

443
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,530
Well, now I definitely want
to help you

444
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:04,055
because you're a Buffalonian
like me.

445
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,494
I can get you that win.
I can.

446
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,931
You just gotta do one
simple thing for me.

447
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,717
Erase the line that reads
"Peg Dahl, $29,243."

448
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,373
Let's help each other out.
Come on, you and me, Sal.

449
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,245
Al... Sal, is it Al or Sal?

450
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,203
Whoa.

451
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,224
I honestly just considered
erasing your shit.

452
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,598
Almost, why don't you just
do it?

453
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,295
You know, I... I gave you
the protocol,

454
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,079
it's your turn. Kill the debt.
Please.

455
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,647
Sorry. I can't give up
a $500 rip.

456
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,651
You take a ten percent
commission?

457
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,958
Yeah.

458
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,979
At the beginning of this call,
you offered me

459
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,136
a $25,000 discount on
a $30,000 debt.

460
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,312
So, you lost $2,500
before I even picked up?

461
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,836
I'm sorry,
what did you just say?

462
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012
- They say there are...
- Hello.

463
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,014
...moments in life
that you'll never forget.

464
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,192
Your wedding day...the birth of a kid.

465
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412
For me, it was the day
Sal Scarpetta

466
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,676
talked too damn much.

467
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,287
Where are your offices?

468
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,598
Fuck Ivy League.
I had a new plan.

469
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,253
Hi.

470
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,561
Hey.

471
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,868
I, uh, I take it you're Sal.

472
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,846
And you're the chick
with the great advice.

473
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,004
- I got another tip for you.
- Okay.

474
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,504
- Cut that disgusting mullet.
- I give him a job...

475
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,463
- But my girl likes it.
- Then you should dump her.

476
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,334
- Fuck that curly-haired shit-for-brains.
- Yeah.

477
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,918
Now, where's your boss?

478
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,579
Son-of-a-bitch!

479
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,016
I can't believe one of my own
double sold my paper!

480
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,647
- Will you frickin' calm down?
- I'll rip his fucking throat.

481
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,150
Hey, you going
to Mom's for the game?

482
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,891
Oh, yeah. Of course.

483
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,913
Do me a favor. Tell your wife
not to be so stingy

484
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,939
with the marshmallows in her
ambrosia salad. Huh?

485
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,854
Her name is Tammy, ya jerk.

486
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,857
- Hi.
- Oh.

487
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,227
What are you doing bringing some
random chick in here, Scarpetta?

488
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,383
I ain't paying you
shit without a paternity test.

489
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,951
No. Boss, this the debtor
I told you about.

490
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,431
The one that turned me.

491
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,259
Oh, really!

492
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,392
Well, Sal said you're, uh,
like a prodigy on the phone.

493
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,206
But he didn't mention
you're such a piece.

494
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,962
- What?
- What's keeping you from working at HSBC or M&T?

495
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,357
Forty months at Albion.

496
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,358
Huh.

497
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,751
Josh Wisenewski.

498
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,492
They call me "Wizz"

499
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,122
'cause I'm the smartest
fuck in the business.

500
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,146
Come.

501
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,762
- Oh, my God!
- We collect on everything.

502
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:29,200
Medical bills, credit cards,
student loans.

503
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:30,945
If it's been charged-off
by the bank,

504
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,548
we do whatever it takes
to get it back.

505
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,249
That sounds like...
like a mob shakedown.

506
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,772
A shakedown backed
by Wall Street.

507
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,757
Hey, what's the difference
between a hooker

508
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,698
- and a debt collector?
- I like this joke.

509
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,186
A hooker takes your money
before screwing you.

510
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,218
- I get it.
- This...

511
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,046
- is paper.
- I know.

512
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,006
No, debt is called "paper."

513
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,662
I control the paper.
You do good, I give you more.

514
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,273
So, It's just... debt is just
sheets of paper?

515
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:02,016
Ah, the big agencies
have software with the cloud

516
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,887
and that razzmatazz,

517
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,212
but I'm not about to let some
jagoff from Lithuania

518
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,499
- hack my shit.
- Right.

519
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:07,998
I'm old-school. You wanna
steal from me,

520
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,110
you gotta do it to my face.

521
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,547
- Who's stolen from you?
- Who hasn't?

522
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,116
Them farm boys
in Lockport.

523
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,249
The dagos in Niagara Falls.

524
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,316
Them jerks that work out
of the meat packing plant

525
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,341
in the Fruit Belt.

526
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,363
But I put 'em all in their place
and now they are begging

527
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,707
- for my scraps.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

528
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,955
- See this?
- Yeah.

529
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,478
This is war.

530
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,891
The agencies that collect
the most are the agencies

531
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,134
- that survive.
- Hmm.

532
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,920
- Where do you get the paper?
- My brother, Mitch.

533
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,097
- The guy with the pube-stache?
- One and the same.

534
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,970
Mitch buys the paper
from the banks for 20 bips.

535
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:46,321
Sells it to us for anywhere
between a 100 and 500 bips,

536
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,105
depending on dilution.

537
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,779
Diluted debt is... is cheaper
but it's harder to collect.

538
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,413
Okay. What's a... "bip?"

539
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:52,849
Basis point.

540
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,156
One hundredth of a cent.
You follow?

541
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,902
Are you confused?
They want you to be confused?

542
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,426
Forget the bips.
Here's the deal.

543
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,605
Let's say... you...
owe the bank money.

544
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:12,086
That bank doesn't wanna
chase your lazy ass down,

545
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,957
because it's not profitable
enough.

546
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:17,657
So, they sell your debt
to this Pubestache

547
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:20,050
for pennies on the dollar.

548
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,401
Then he doubles his money
by unloading it on this guy,

549
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,707
the self-proclaimed,
"smartest fuck in the bizz."

550
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,494
These guys are the ones
clogging your phones every day.

551
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,322
Every cent that they collect
over their purchase price

552
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,934
is profit. Cash out the wazoo.

553
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,870
There are barely any laws
regulating debt collection

554
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,568
and there aren't enough
resources to enforce

555
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:40,897
the ones that do exist.

556
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:43,073
They can garnish wages,
revoke a license,

557
00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,616
put a lien on your house
or business.

558
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,096
And that is just
the legal stuff. Get it?

559
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,120
Good. Continue.

560
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,819
- So...
- So?

561
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,677
- ...what do you think?
- What do I think?

562
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:55,912
I think that, uh, I think...
I think that I, uh...

563
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,960
I think that I...
I have an offer.

564
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,736
You wanna make me an offer?

565
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:03,354
Yeah, I wanna make you an offer.

566
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,835
If I get to the top
of that board, in one month...

567
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,664
you erase my debt,
50,000 dollars.

568
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,198
Which you can buy
from your brother

569
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,551
at whatever discount
he gives you.

570
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:12,624
What do you say?

571
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,147
Top of that board.

572
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,501
All right, listen up, ass bags.

573
00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:22,199
This chick here thinks
she's better than you.

574
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:27,596
Three cases of Genny to whoever
can collect more than her

575
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:28,814
in the next week.

576
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,182
Yeah, whose desk is she getting?

577
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,383
- What?
- Whose desk is she getting?

578
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,187
She is getting the desk
of the son-of-a-bitch

579
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,561
who double sold my paper!

580
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,546
- Was that necessary?
- You got a deal.

581
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,136
Oh. Okay.

582
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,580
- This is Big D.
- Darren Meedham. Hi.

583
00:24:55,058 --> 00:25:00,063
I'm calling about the, uh,
$5,141.43 debt,

584
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,065
that is yours. That you have...

585
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,372
Yeah, I'm not paying
that shizz.

586
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:07,027
Well, on your
college application,

587
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,918
you've listed Sherry Meedham
as your emergency contact.

588
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,944
Should I call Sherry
to resolve this?

589
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,513
No, no. Uh, please don't call
my mom!

590
00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:16,340
Yo, turn that shit off.

591
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,212
Look, I would pay, I just...

592
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,170
I don't have money.
Yeah.

593
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,650
Use your student loans.

594
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,062
You can delay
your tuition payment,

595
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,523
you can't delay my call
to Sherry.

596
00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,922
Okay, just take it out
of my account.

597
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,096
Okay.

598
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,536
Uh, well then, okay.

599
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:38,798
That was easy.

600
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,277
That was really easy.

601
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,456
Yeah, yeah...

602
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:57,773
I need another... another slip.

603
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,124
No, ma'am... Okay.

604
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:04,824
Clearing your debt
will decrease your stress,

605
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:07,957
which will absolutely increase
your milk supply.

606
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,265
Right, I...

607
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,007
Okay, thank you.

608
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,534
But, money is just a tool.
It's just a tool.

609
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,068
He will take you wherever
you wish,

610
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,731
but it will not replace you
as the driver.

611
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,713
Wait, I need more paper.
You are the driver.

612
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,541
You are the driver.
You are the driver.

613
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,020
Okay.

614
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,493
I'm glad to have done this.

615
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,547
All right, goodbye. Goodbye.

616
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,550
There is an amazing feeling
you get

617
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,900
when you find
your true calling.

618
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,424
Every move you make
seems like the right one.

619
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,948
Are you serious?

620
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,708
Yeah, we have the legal
authority to pull

621
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,169
your fireman's license.
I don't... want to.

622
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,868
- I don't...
- I'm trying to save people out here.

623
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,827
Think about all the people that
you won't be able to save

624
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,829
when I pull your license.

625
00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:09,888
So...

626
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,762
All right, asswipes.
We got a new number one.

627
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,578
Peg, where you've been?
I haven't seen you in weeks.

628
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,146
Did you eat all fish sticks?
We need 'em on Friday.

629
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,626
No, I don't... Ma, I...

630
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,063
I can't talk. I'm at...
I'm at work.

631
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,717
Remember I have a job.
I have a job.

632
00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:58,154
- What's your job?
- What does it matter? I...

633
00:27:58,328 --> 00:28:00,504
Relief. I'm relieving people
of the burden of debt.

634
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,570
- Are you a debt collector?
- I, uh, gotta go, Ma.

635
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,594
Bye.

636
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,441
I wouldn't say no
to a fish stick.

637
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,870
- You get his paper.
- Thanks.

638
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,830
Woah, Wizz.

639
00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:25,399
That... I'm just making sure
that this is right.

640
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:27,618
- That says 1998.
- Mm-hmm.

641
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,578
You can collect
20-year-old debt?

642
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,581
Debt never dies.

643
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,801
It never dies.

644
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,327
Debt never dies.

645
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:42,807
Right.

646
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,342
Hello

647
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,316
May I please speak
to Mrs. Barbra Cooney?

648
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,172
If you're calling
about the debt,

649
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,827
it's in my husband's name
and he passed away. Good day.

650
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:03,350
Wait, uh, are you...

651
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,918
still in St. Stevens, Ohio?

652
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,007
I am, dear. Why?

653
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,404
I brought you some cupcakes.

654
00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,843
Blue ones.

655
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,670
And you drove

656
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,890
- all the way from Buffalo?
- Mm-hmm.

657
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:23,936
Yeah, well your relief...

658
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,808
is worth five hours
of my time.

659
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:32,379
I appreciate the visit, dear,
but I won't pay that debt.

660
00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:34,033
Oh, I understand.

661
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,253
You depended on your
husband in life...

662
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:39,995
and he abandoned you in death.

663
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,171
But there's a saying...

664
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,609
"Debt... never dies."

665
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,222
And you've carried this debt
for years.

666
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,312
And it will continue to exist
when you're gone.

667
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,749
It will be passed
onto your children.

668
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,203
I'm sorry and your
grandchildren.

669
00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,389
And your great-grandchildren,

670
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,894
and your
great-great-grandchildren,

671
00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,654
and your great-great-great-
grandchildren.

672
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:03,105
But now is your time to release
the burden.

673
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,673
To be free.

674
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,718
To... make sure that your...

675
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,074
- Hi, Mrs. Cooney?
- Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

676
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,408
It's all right.

677
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,990
Why are you here, again?

678
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,209
- Why am I here?
- Oh, look.

679
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:24,431
You brought cupcakes.

680
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,216
You closed Cooney
for 20 grand?

681
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,656
Wow, honestly, I'm...
I'm impressed.

682
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,049
- Yeah.
- Twenty grand.

683
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,009
Where's my... Where's my money?

684
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,793
Calm your tits, okay.
I'm trying to pay

685
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,447
- you a compliment.
- Pay me my money.

686
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,903
Where's my ten percent...

687
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,078
...you know what I mean,
pay me my money.

688
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,605
How long we've been
milking her?

689
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,368
Like, uh, a while, huh.

690
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,632
No one's ever hit it this big.
So, respect.

691
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:55,854
Sorry,
what are you talking about?

692
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,291
Oh, we collected on the original
account years ago.

693
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,162
We keep calling because...

694
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,339
why not squeeze out every
last drop?

695
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,126
Nice.

696
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:09,605
Okay.

697
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:10,995
Thank you. Thank you.

698
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:14,742
Thank you.

699
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:23,882
Two grand.

700
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,928
Yup, it's your commission.

701
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,626
You mocking on me?

702
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,066
- No, minus expenses.
- You mocking on me?

703
00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,415
He's mocking on me.

704
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:38,200
Hey, you should be proud.
Okay?

705
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,724
That's really good
for a first timer.

706
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,423
I collected a hundred
and twenty-five grand.

707
00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,033
Hey. Come here.

708
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,635
- You're good for a chick.
- Don't you...

709
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,647
Okay. You got talent.

710
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,433
But you ain't the best.

711
00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:55,565
I wanna make you better.

712
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,741
Okay?

713
00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:01,006
So, if you wanna get better,
stay close to me...

714
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,138
and I'll take care of you.

715
00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:10,841
Get your fucking arm off
of me.

716
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,365
Now.

717
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:14,845
Thank you.

718
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,021
Okay.

719
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,460
If you wanna be
a bar bitch...

720
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:22,984
why don't you get me
a two Blues and a shot.

721
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:34,909
Thanks for bringing these guys.

722
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,408
I mean, they're the worst
but they're drinking a shit ton.

723
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:38,913
Asshole.

724
00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,654
- You okay?
- No, I'm not.

725
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:42,609
Just because I work
for these dickwads,

726
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:43,962
they think I'm their bitch.

727
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,313
- So, quit.
- Sorry, excuse me?

728
00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:50,229
- Where did you even come from?
- You should quit.

729
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,207
I can't buy you dinner if you
are working for

730
00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:53,580
the Wisenewski brothers.

731
00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,514
I buy my own dinner.
So, thank you very much.

732
00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:57,888
Plus, it'd be best if you
just get away from 'em.

733
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,281
Before I lock their asses up.

734
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,866
You're investigating collectors?

735
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,632
Yes, ma'am.

736
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,741
And you're consorting
with the worst of the worst.

737
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,636
Like that guy.
Chad Brombkiewcz.

738
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,875
He'll pretend to be
Child Protective Services

739
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,162
while harassing a mother.

740
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,512
Or that guy, Rick Pellicana.

741
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,413
He'll call a debtor's family
at a hospital

742
00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,231
and say he'll pull the plug
if they don't pay.

743
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,084
Oh, woah, woah! Don't say
a fucking word to him, Peg!

744
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,279
- I can talk to whoever I want.
- What did I say, huh?

745
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:22,759
- Stay away from my people.
- I can talk to whoever

746
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,065
- the fuck I want.
- All right, come on.

747
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,264
Hey, don't touch her man.

748
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,222
- Hey.
- Nah, nah, nah.

749
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,528
Don't you touch me.

750
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,202
- You gonna hit a women.
- Why wouldn't I?

751
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,306
Hey.

752
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,664
Did you call my wife a twat?

753
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,816
- Not now, Mitch.
- Just stay out of this one.

754
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,407
Did you call my wife a twat?

755
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:39,906
And don't you fucking lie
to me, Joshua.

756
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,330
Or I'll cut off
your fucking supply.

757
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,934
Oh, I might have said that
only a twat

758
00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,459
would skimp on the marshmallows
in an ambrosia salad.

759
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,026
So, I don't know, does she?

760
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:49,923
You son-of-a-bitch!

761
00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:51,899
Mitch, you don't want this.

762
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,074
I love this.

763
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,250
Hey.

764
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,252
At this moment,
it became clear

765
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,994
that if I continued
to work for these douchebags,

766
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,170
I was gonna turn into
one of these douchebags.

767
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,955
It was time...
to become my own boss.

768
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:06,803
We should get out of here,

769
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,196
before you get your ass
handed to you. Come on.

770
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,612
Let's go. Let's go. Now.

771
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,386
- Did you bring your car?
- Yeah.

772
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,114
Give me your keys,
you're in no condition to drive.

773
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,662
- Is she a twat?
- Tammy is an angel!

774
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:17,229
I live on Delaware,
take Franklin.

775
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,033
Right, no, I'm not going
to a stranger's house

776
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,121
in the middle of the night.
You can sleep it off

777
00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:21,146
at my house.

778
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,104
Where'd the fuck she go?

779
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,325
Get her back in here.

780
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:31,982
You leaving with him?

781
00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:37,005
This is why I don't hire
bitches.

782
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,255
You have a very nice home.

783
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,170
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

784
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,433
And that is quite
the wall piece.

785
00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,610
Is it supposed to be oozing
like that?

786
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,104
No, it's infested or something
and I think it's disgusting.

787
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,701
My dad hated it too.
My mom likes it.

788
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,395
- I don't know why.
- Where's your dad?

789
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:57,703
Uh...

790
00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:00,489
My dad died when I was younger.

791
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,057
- Heart attack.
- Sorry.

792
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,581
Drank too much.
Ate too much crap food.

793
00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:09,454
He was a good guy.

794
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,761
- Oh.
- Yeah.

795
00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,459
Great guy, actually.

796
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,418
- Always thinking bigger.
- Bigger?

797
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:20,030
Yeah. This one time, he bought
all the cards at Bingo,

798
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,139
and he had my brother
and I running around,

799
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,512
marking dots
and stuff like that,

800
00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,384
and then pissing off all
the old people.

801
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:27,188
He was really funny.

802
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,083
That's cool.
How much did he win?

803
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,304
I don't know but at that time
if felt like a million.

804
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,740
- Hmm.
- You know.

805
00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,742
Yeah. So, uh...

806
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,329
why do you work
for Wisenewski?

807
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,353
Worked.

808
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,312
Today was my last day.

809
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:43,532
Good.

810
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,317
- Uh... Good.
- That piece of shit.

811
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,578
Wouldn't want any...

812
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,059
conflict of interest between us.

813
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,974
Mm-hmm. But here's the thing,

814
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,352
there's gotta be interest
before there can be conflict.

815
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,369
Uh-huh.

816
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:56,882
- Just saying.
- Hmm.

817
00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:01,202
What was it like working...
uh... never mind.

818
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:02,508
You wanna ask me about Wizz?

819
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,725
- I kinda do.
- Okay.

820
00:36:04,031 --> 00:36:05,554
Go ahead. Quid pro quo.

821
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,207
You start.

822
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,821
All right, okay.

823
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,148
How long have you worked
for him?

824
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,651
Few weeks.

825
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,785
How do you monitor
illegal activities at agencies?

826
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,307
Consumer complaints.

827
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:21,091
Have you ever seen anyone
engage in

828
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,547
- phantom debt collection?
- I don't know what that means.

829
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,226
Have you convicted
any collectors?

830
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:28,708
I have eleven open cases.
Four previous convictions.

831
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:30,922
What about "re-dos", collecting
the same debt twice.

832
00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:32,886
- You ever seen that?
- Mm-mm, no.

833
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,544
Are you trying to flip me?

834
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:43,026
- No. I'm not.
- No?

835
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,985
But back to "re-dos". Now,
most collectors,

836
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,030
they prey on older people
because they...

837
00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,273
You just kissed me because
you don't wanna

838
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,123
- answer me.
- No.

839
00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,454
You don't wanna answer anymore
questions, do you?

840
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:00,998
Will you shut up?

841
00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:07,181
Two-fifteen.

842
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,445
JJ's ten forty-five.

843
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:15,015
Hi.

844
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,498
Good morning.

845
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:20,672
Mm.

846
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,110
Good morning.
Do we have time for...

847
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,243
- Um...
- No.

848
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:27,157
- No?
- No, sorry.

849
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,115
I gotta go to work.

850
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:32,771
Okay.

851
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:34,774
Wait, I thought you quit.

852
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:36,689
I did quit.

853
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:38,734
I quit working for Wizz.

854
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,823
What?

855
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,975
I'm going out on my own.
I'm gonna do it right.

856
00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,890
No threats, no bullshit.
I know if I run it cleanly,

857
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,655
I can make more money
than all those d-bags.

858
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,094
Cool. All right. Cool.
Excuse me.

859
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,312
- Oh, all right.
- Yeah.

860
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:53,401
What a gentleman.

861
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,403
- At least, I'm trying.
- Thanks.

862
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,231
Do what you gotta do.

863
00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:58,798
All right.

864
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,784
Did you just turn your
underwear inside out?

865
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:07,109
Second sides.

866
00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:09,199
Excuse me?

867
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,377
Second sides. You flip 'em over,
you get an extra day.

868
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,078
Is something wrong?

869
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,647
- Yes, something's wrong.
- Well, tell me what's wrong.

870
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,399
Peg, you're starting your
own firm.

871
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,043
Just know,

872
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,611
when you break the law...

873
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:31,918
I'ma be right there
to lock you up.

874
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,094
Right alongside every single
one of 'em.

875
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:35,486
Well, that's impossible.

876
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:37,879
I'm a woman.

877
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:41,188
- They separate sexes in prison.
- Mm-hmm. Mm.

878
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,582
Stop. I'm mad at you.

879
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,453
I'm gonna do it right.

880
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,455
I wanna do it right.

881
00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:50,675
Nah.

882
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,742
Every collector, every single
one of 'em, they start off

883
00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,202
with the best intentions.

884
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,441
- And then they turn.
- So, I'm like everyone else.

885
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,465
- That's what you're telling me.
- I'm just saying.

886
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,382
- No, I hear what you're saying.
- Good.

887
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,341
- But you're wrong.
- Okay.

888
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,103
Do I smell cigarettes?

889
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,300
Yeah, Ma?

890
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,594
- Yeah?
- That's my...

891
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,129
- Oh.
- I... It's a lot. Ma.

892
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,698
Can I get some privacy?

893
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,309
Not when you're jiggling
giblets with a random guy

894
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:16,876
- in my house.
- I'm sorry.

895
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:18,268
I'm... Good morning.

896
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:19,618
- This is my mom.
- Hello.

897
00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:21,489
You must... Mrs... Ms. Dahl.

898
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,467
- How... I'm Graham...
- Oh, you guys have fun,

899
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,121
- I'm gonna get coffee.
- ...Feany. All right.

900
00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:27,234
- Hi, Rhonda.
- So, you're a lawyer.

901
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,125
Yes, ma'am, I'm a lawyer.

902
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:31,543
- Oh. Hey, good morning.
- Hi.

903
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,414
Uh, you must be Peg's grandma.

904
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,503
What did you say?

905
00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:38,550
Who's this jagoff razzin' me?

906
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,943
Oh, Peg got herself a lawyer.

907
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:44,294
Oh, nice catch.
Not officially caught.

908
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,168
- Anyway, um, gotta go.
- So, can I, um...

909
00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:51,040
- What?
- Can... Can I see you again?

910
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,653
- Really?
- Yeah, I just... I'll pay.

911
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,369
- Oh, you wanna wine and dine me?
- I'll pay.

912
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,022
- I'll pay.
- Okay. Just prove to me

913
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,526
that you're legitimate
and we'll talk.

914
00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,049
Bye.

915
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,098
You'll pay for what?

916
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:05,794
- Can you just wait?
- You'll pay for dinner.

917
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,055
No, no, no.

918
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,580
- No.
- Now he's gone.

919
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,190
- A man should pay for dinner.
- Ma.

920
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,950
- The man is the provider.
- No, he's...

921
00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:14,063
- Now, you gotta go...
- I'm being the provider.

922
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,065
You gotta get a provider.

923
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,502
All right, enough,

924
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,068
- you guys. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

925
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:20,698
Here's is the thing, I'm doing
something big.

926
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,308
- What?
- I'm doing something big

927
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:24,292
and it would be beneficial
to have him on my side.

928
00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,162
So, if you can just
shut your mouth.

929
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,513
Okay.

930
00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:30,863
- You're early.
- I got a ride.

931
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,537
- What are we doing today? Upper lip?
- Yeah sure.

932
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,128
- Chin.
- Aw, okay.

933
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,565
God, hey,
what are you doing?

934
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,848
What are you banging around
in your dad's stuff for?

935
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,872
If you wanna be the boss,
you gotta dress the part.

936
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,789
Would it kill you
to wear a skirt

937
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,617
once in a while.
Come on, Peg.

938
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,488
You just landed a nice guy.

939
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,708
Don't you think it's time
you settle down.

940
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,282
Ma, in my two decades
on this earth,

941
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:53,045
have I ever seemed
like the settling type?

942
00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,526
Haven't you ever dreamed
of something more?

943
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,242
I had a dream.

944
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,114
That John Travolta
took off his wig

945
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,726
and, on his scalp,
was another John Travolta face.

946
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,030
Double Travolta.

947
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,904
I could never get that
image out of my mind.

948
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:14,558
You know what I'm saying.

949
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,085
That's all I got.

950
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,391
What's it for?

951
00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,046
Ambrosia salad...

952
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,396
With the perfect amount
of marshmallows.

953
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,703
- It's a delicate balance.
- Well, I'm sure it is.

954
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,057
- What are you doing here?
- Mm.

955
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,925
- I'm just eating.
- Oh.

956
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,231
Well, why don't you
do your eating anywhere else?

957
00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,633
You only charge Wizz
a hundred bips.

958
00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:40,038
I'm offering you
200 for the same paper.

959
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,126
Oh, so you're here
to talk business?

960
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:42,282
I am here to talk business.

961
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:44,719
If you don't mind, honey.

962
00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,887
I love you. This looks delicious.

963
00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,377
So, you're thinking of branching
out on your own.

964
00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:51,943
Don't.

965
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,553
Three hundred.

966
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,577
My brother
doesn't like competition,

967
00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:57,863
especially from a woman.

968
00:41:58,254 --> 00:41:59,884
If you go out on your own,
you're gonna start a war

969
00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:02,258
- A war you can't win.
- Cash.

970
00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:05,566
Okay.

971
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:06,524
- So, if I were to do this...
- If you were to do this.

972
00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:07,698
- If.
- If.

973
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:08,917
- Big if.
- All right.

974
00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:11,957
That's a lot of paper
for a little lady.

975
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,851
That's a lot of face
for one tiny pube-stache.

976
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:18,579
I'm offering you a 200%
profit increase.

977
00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,451
And I'll never call your wife
a twat.

978
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,718
- Tammy is an angel.
- She is an angel.

979
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,155
Okay, but if anyone asks...

980
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:30,915
you're buying off
the Korczykowskis

981
00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,027
of Cheektowaga.

982
00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:34,534
Where are you getting
your collectors, huh?

983
00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:37,990
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Just like that...

984
00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:39,538
- Yeah.
- ...I was in business.

985
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:41,080
- Yeah, yes.
- And this time...

986
00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,028
- Yeah, yeah!
- I was gonna do it my way.

987
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,867
Ah, oh, oh. Your time is up.

988
00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,653
If you wanna keep talking
with Starla,

989
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:51,438
I'll need a verbal yes.
What the hell!

990
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,760
Let's use your talent
to make some real money.

991
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,964
Oh, hey!

992
00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:59,011
I didn't want
your average collectors.

993
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,534
Hello, women!

994
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:02,362
I wanted outliers,

995
00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:03,992
black swans,
people with natural talent.

996
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,191
Yeah, but I have snacks.

997
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:06,765
Ladies, ladies, don't listen
to him.

998
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,847
We using organic herbs
and spice to make

999
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,979
our family recipes
taste like home.

1000
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:13,155
I looked
for smooth-talking salesman.

1001
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,089
Didn't you go to high school
with my brother?

1002
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,898
Oh, snap.

1003
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,508
Yo, you're JJ Dahl's
little sister.

1004
00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:19,858
- Mm.
- I mean, shit.

1005
00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:22,338
I mean, shit.
Come with me, now.

1006
00:43:22,556 --> 00:43:24,476
People who hustled
in ways you didn't think.

1007
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,603
Frances!

1008
00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,169
Who subverted expectations.

1009
00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:28,582
- Hey!
- ...rent the wrong one.

1010
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,606
- Hey.
- You know...

1011
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,236
...people like me.

1012
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,324
You don't want to rent there.

1013
00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,176
Too stink, shitty landlord.

1014
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,004
Well, why do you rent there?

1015
00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:38,705
I conned the dingus
into giving me a 50-year lease.

1016
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:41,706
- I pay shit.
- You do good business?

1017
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,143
Most of our walk-ins
are Buffalonian assholes

1018
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,579
looking for a rub and tug.

1019
00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:47,537
I did not come
to the promised land

1020
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:48,843
to fondle soft wieners.

1021
00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,802
I came to get rich.

1022
00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:52,455
Maybe it's time for a pivot.

1023
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:54,152
Huh?

1024
00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,507
- Yeah, this will work.
- What?

1025
00:44:01,247 --> 00:44:02,267
Didn't matter what
they'd done

1026
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,379
or where they'd been.

1027
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,164
If they had the skills,

1028
00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:07,253
I'd take a chance
on just about anyone.

1029
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,213
You here to settle
a score? 'Cause I will hurt you.

1030
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:13,868
I'm here to offer you a job.

1031
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:17,916
Look,
you ran a multi-dimensional delivery service.

1032
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,222
A one women Amazon,
all in your head.

1033
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,485
I am the only one that knows
how smart you are.

1034
00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:24,139
And you are very smart.

1035
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,310
You know, even though
I didn't like you,

1036
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,275
I always knew I liked you.

1037
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,581
So, what's the job?

1038
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:34,541
We are called
Personal Expenditure Garnering.

1039
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:37,762
And our mission, is to get rich
by resolving debts

1040
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,590
via the phone, that phone
is your new fuck buddy.

1041
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:41,940
Another fuck buddy.

1042
00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,352
I mean, I... I already
have so many.

1043
00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:44,551
Don't touch me.

1044
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:46,005
I don't where that hand
has been.

1045
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,510
You said there'd be pizza
and pop.

1046
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,817
Guys, focus, please. Sit.

1047
00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:51,644
Now.

1048
00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:55,343
Thank you.

1049
00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:57,302
This is paper.

1050
00:44:58,608 --> 00:44:59,740
We know.

1051
00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:04,963
The more accounts you close,
the more paper you get.

1052
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:08,140
- So, we're debt collectors.
- No.

1053
00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:10,402
We're salesman.

1054
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:14,233
And we're pitching the dream
of financial freedom.

1055
00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:15,408
Debt is jail.

1056
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,627
Break these people out.

1057
00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,325
All right, break 'em out.

1058
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,893
No threats. No intimidation.

1059
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,113
Just... guide them
to the promised land.

1060
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,952
Personal Expenditure Garnering.

1061
00:45:29,161 --> 00:45:30,510
Hiya, Peggy.

1062
00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:32,773
How did you get this number?

1063
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:35,515
I told ya, this business
is war.

1064
00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:37,183
And you just fired
the first shot.

1065
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:40,781
See you around, Peg.
Unless I see you first.

1066
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,566
That doesn't make sense.

1067
00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:47,614
Bye, bye, baby.

1068
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:50,486
What was that about?

1069
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,098
Just a friendly call
from our competition.

1070
00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:54,752
I'm confused.

1071
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,624
Will there or will there not be
pizza and pop?

1072
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,064
Everyone ready
to get started?

1073
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:05,086
Mm-hmm, no...

1074
00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:07,310
I taught these green horns
my keys to collecting...

1075
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:10,637
Don't bullshit me.
I speak five languages.

1076
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,091
...and they
caught on quick.

1077
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,553
You are gonna call me back...

1078
00:46:13,727 --> 00:46:15,247
I gave them
good commission rates,

1079
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,035
decent paper.
and a working phone line.

1080
00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:18,209
...with your credit card.

1081
00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,297
Guess what?

1082
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,561
It fucking worked.

1083
00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,042
Fifty-three thousand dollars.

1084
00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:27,306
You spent three grand
at chickswiththreetits.com

1085
00:46:27,741 --> 00:46:29,787
You've been a bad boy
with money.

1086
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,180
Look, my mom has a saying.

1087
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:34,834
It's about...

1088
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:40,188
recognizing a gift and only
paying 80% today, still,

1089
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:43,017
now that... is a gift.

1090
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,455
They were making money

1091
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,269
faster than they could
ever have imagined.

1092
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,093
But I knew we could do better.

1093
00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:51,765
If we were gonna
hit my targets...

1094
00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:53,593
We need more people.

1095
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,813
Jesus is here to set you free.

1096
00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,529
- We're not interested, sir.
- Don't shut Jesus out of your life.

1097
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:58,903
- Come on.
- He will set you free

1098
00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:01,731
for only $595.
He will wash away

1099
00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:03,733
- the soil of sin.
- What?

1100
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,997
- He will wash away the soil...
- No before that.

1101
00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:07,955
For only $595.

1102
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:10,740
How does Jesus feel about debt?

1103
00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,221
Bad. Bad, double bad.

1104
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,616
We had talent.
God-given talent.

1105
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:20,098
"The wicked borroweth
and repayeth not".

1106
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,926
You already sullied yourself

1107
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,579
in the eyes
of the credit agencies.

1108
00:47:23,753 --> 00:47:26,582
Don't sully yourself
in the eyes of the Lord.

1109
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:29,934
Hallelujah, we were finally
raking it in.

1110
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,155
The only obstacle
in our way...

1111
00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,418
- What the hell? Ugh.
- ...was Wizz.

1112
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,377
Hell no, it ain't no damn fuse.

1113
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:41,771
Hey, sir.

1114
00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,123
Crazy motherfucker.
Thank you.

1115
00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:47,386
Oh, fuck you.

1116
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,605
But, no matter how annoying
or how exhausting,

1117
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,216
we weren't gonna retaliate.

1118
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,696
We weren't gonna sink
to his level.

1119
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,350
We just had to be smarter
than him

1120
00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,874
and his whole frickin' clan...

1121
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,721
Get on the ground
or I'll fucking mace you!

1122
00:47:58,745 --> 00:47:59,789
Yeah, yeah.

1123
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,400
...which wasn't hard.

1124
00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:11,322
Peggy doll!

1125
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,326
More like dead doll!

1126
00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:18,670
No, I got that. I got this.

1127
00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:20,985
Get the fuck outta here.

1128
00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:22,812
Fuck you!

1129
00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:26,860
We're fine. We're good.

1130
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,135
Feany.

1131
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:42,765
Hi, how are you? Do you have
a minute... time...

1132
00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:44,138
Can I have a minute
of your time?

1133
00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:46,421
You sound shaken up.
Is something wrong?

1134
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,925
No. No, no, no.

1135
00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:50,033
I just wanted to take you up
on that dinner offer.

1136
00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:52,233
- You still collecting?
- No.

1137
00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:54,627
I mean, not not no.
But, yes, I mean, not yes.

1138
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,411
Yes, I am collecting.

1139
00:48:58,326 --> 00:49:00,807
I meant... I meant to say...

1140
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:03,375
I meant to say...

1141
00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:06,682
Damn it.

1142
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,035
Ow!

1143
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,324
- Should we call the cops or something?
- No.

1144
00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:21,588
- But Peg...
- But nothing.

1145
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,833
We're good. We are. Okay...

1146
00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:28,399
you're scared of this?

1147
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:29,966
- Uh-huh.
- Yes.

1148
00:49:30,228 --> 00:49:31,751
Don't be, don't be scared.

1149
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:34,319
This... I mean, I don't see
this... all this...

1150
00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:39,063
as a threat.
No, this is... this is, uh...

1151
00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:42,892
a fucking flag.

1152
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:44,982
Here, this is a fucking flag.

1153
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:46,896
This isn't the threat.

1154
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:48,420
We're the threat.

1155
00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:51,249
These slimy fucks are shaking
in their boots

1156
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,251
because they know
we're the fucking best.

1157
00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,993
And we're gonna put them out
of business and you know why?

1158
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,299
Because you listened to me.

1159
00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,475
You believed in me,
so this is good.

1160
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,695
No, this is great.
No, this is magic.

1161
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:05,263
I can feel the future coursing
through my veins.

1162
00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,091
My heart pumping with the spirit

1163
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,918
that you guys
have fed me. So, no,

1164
00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:11,747
we will not cow tow
to a gaggle of scum.

1165
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:14,489
We will relish in our moment
of triumph and get back

1166
00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:17,797
on the motherfucking phones!

1167
00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:23,585
That was righteous. Righteous.

1168
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,326
Yeah, huh.

1169
00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,892
Yeah.

1170
00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:31,245
- So, um, Peg...
- Hmm. Yeah.

1171
00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:34,770
I ran the numbers,
and after the start-up cost

1172
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,584
and the commissions for all
of these guys,

1173
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:39,427
you won't have enough money
to buy more paper.

1174
00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:41,990
So, what are you gonna do?

1175
00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:47,478
Figure it out.

1176
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,872
All right, figure it out.

1177
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:52,613
Okay.

1178
00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:02,639
I'm buying all the paper
you have.

1179
00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:05,497
Buying all the paper you have,
please.

1180
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:08,412
Uh...

1181
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:12,939
so, I took a risk...
hiring all you guys...

1182
00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:15,855
...and you all came through.

1183
00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:18,988
- High five for Jesus.
- All of you.

1184
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,599
Ever very last one of you.

1185
00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:27,693
Now, I'm gonna ask you...
to take a risk... on me.

1186
00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:32,741
- Here's your payment.
- Thirty million in paper.

1187
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:36,223
- How do I pay rent with that?
- I re-invested our profits.

1188
00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:39,052
Listen to me, once we collect
this, we can stop trying

1189
00:51:39,226 --> 00:51:41,707
not to be poor and start
trying to get rich. Okay?

1190
00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:45,189
I know, I know, I know. I know.
I know, it sucks.

1191
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,226
You have to trust me,
and I set up a little something

1192
00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:49,149
to ease the pain.

1193
00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:51,456
Here we are!

1194
00:51:53,762 --> 00:51:55,634
We got an open bar,
all you can eat beefs,

1195
00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,244
enjoy!

1196
00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:59,552
Don't eat the sushi!
I do not trust stadium sushi!

1197
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:03,032
I'm serious, put that down.
Right now, thank you.

1198
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,706
And another Buffalo first down!

1199
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:05,905
- This is nice...
- Mm-hmm.

1200
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:08,299
- ...but we gotta get them paid.
- I know.

1201
00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:11,345
I'm working on it. I'm working
on it.

1202
00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:18,526
Outside, number 78...

1203
00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,361
Are you blind, ref?

1204
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,356
The whole thing is rigged. Shit!

1205
00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,836
Oh, fuck, I said shit.

1206
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:26,795
This is amazing, Peg!

1207
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:28,319
We'll be coming here
every week

1208
00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:30,103
if we keep collecting
like we have.

1209
00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:33,758
I'm hitting the bathroom.

1210
00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:37,893
Oh!

1211
00:52:39,112 --> 00:52:40,113
Good game.

1212
00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:53,038
Hello?

1213
00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,348
What the fuck?

1214
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:00,915
Hello?

1215
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,588
And another Buffalo first down!

1216
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:34,950
Fucking insane!

1217
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,799
Honey, don't you wanna go,
get cleaned up?

1218
00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:40,173
Mm-mm. No. No.

1219
00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:43,872
I paid for this box.

1220
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,135
Fuck, if they take it away
from us.

1221
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,747
Bitches collect menstrual blood.

1222
00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:52,185
Does this idiot really think
we collect blood?

1223
00:53:52,794 --> 00:53:54,231
If anything, we expel blood.

1224
00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:56,450
Well, I hate to state
the obvious

1225
00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,540
but, if they know where you are,
then they know where you aren't.

1226
00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:07,896
- Shit!
- Fuck.

1227
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,072
Oh, my God.

1228
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,573
- That was all our profits.
- All that work for nothing.

1229
00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:14,686
You screwed us, Peg. I quit.

1230
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:15,948
No, I'll get it back.

1231
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,254
- How?
- I'll get it back.

1232
00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:18,748
"Eye for an eye,
tooth for tooth".

1233
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,605
- Matthew 5:38
- No. No, no, hell no.

1234
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,520
Violence will only land us
in jail.

1235
00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,374
- We need to be smarter.
- This a bad time?

1236
00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:27,220
- Shit.
- What?

1237
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,179
What the hell happened?
Ow! God damn it!

1238
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,572
Holy shit, Peg.

1239
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,447
- Fucking...
- What the f...

1240
00:54:33,661 --> 00:54:36,142
Hiya, Peg. Oh.

1241
00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,710
- You having your monthly?
- Get out of my brother's bar.

1242
00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:41,016
Well, as it turns out, uh,

1243
00:54:41,495 --> 00:54:43,584
not only do I have your debt
but I got your mom's.

1244
00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:45,238
What are you talking about?

1245
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:48,546
Good-natured bro put his bar up
as collateral against her refi.

1246
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,243
- So, now it's mine.
- What?

1247
00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:52,767
- Perfectly legal.
- JJ...

1248
00:54:53,551 --> 00:54:55,050
- Can he do that?
- Yes, he can do that.

1249
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,423
Why would you do that?

1250
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:57,294
- Why would you...
- Why can he do that?

1251
00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:58,773
Why can he do that?

1252
00:54:58,947 --> 00:55:00,387
And good luck
buying paper too.

1253
00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:02,100
Mitch won't sell you no more.
Nobody will.

1254
00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,257
Not even the Cheektowagan
Korczykowskis.

1255
00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,303
Ah, you're blacklisted.

1256
00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:11,046
Hey, Chief. How about you
pour us some Crown, huh?

1257
00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:14,311
- JJ is going nowhere.
- Oh, okay, well, uh...

1258
00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:16,724
I don't know, should I just
torch the place...

1259
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:17,986
- Yeah!
- ...for the insurance money?

1260
00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,011
You tell me.

1261
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,560
What am I supposed to do, Peg?

1262
00:55:23,015 --> 00:55:24,277
Crown all around!

1263
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:26,409
Bye, bye, baby!

1264
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,200
Okay.

1265
00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:43,557
How come you're letting me
do your hair?

1266
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:45,895
You never let me do that.
Where are you going tonight?

1267
00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:49,234
Having a drink with someone.

1268
00:55:49,258 --> 00:55:52,784
- Ooh! With the lawyer?
- No. Ma. No.

1269
00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:55,482
- Don't you pay, Peg!
- Please, Ma! Not this.

1270
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,591
- Please, stop calling here.
- Please, just don't do...

1271
00:55:57,615 --> 00:55:58,616
Thank you.

1272
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:01,227
My God. Now that you're one
of them,

1273
00:56:01,401 --> 00:56:04,273
can't you tell those asses
to stop bugging me?

1274
00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,711
I'm trying.

1275
00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:09,322
- Looks pretty.
- Thank you.

1276
00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:11,779
You know, I love you more than
the sun and the moon

1277
00:56:11,803 --> 00:56:13,108
and the stars above.

1278
00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:14,762
And the only reason I pester
you, Peg,

1279
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:17,548
is 'cause I know,
how much potential you have.

1280
00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:23,380
I'm living to my potential,
Ma.

1281
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,992
- I hope so, honey.
- Thanks for the hair.

1282
00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:30,735
Henrietta, can you get me

1283
00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,229
Judge Lippes on the phone,
please?

1284
00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:37,828
Henrietta?

1285
00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,919
Sometimes,
he falls asleep at his desk.

1286
00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,225
And, you can hear him
sawing logs

1287
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,923
all the way down the hallway.

1288
00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:46,838
And, I says to him,

1289
00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:49,710
I says, "Do not sleep
in your office, you jagoff!"

1290
00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:52,539
But he doesn't listen. Never.

1291
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,149
Hi.

1292
00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:56,500
Why didn't you tell me about
this little angel?

1293
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,938
She brought me
the Crown gift set,

1294
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,592
with the fancy glasses.

1295
00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:03,463
- It was nothing. Oh.
- Oh.

1296
00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,945
- Oh, well, she shouldn't have.
- No, it's fine.

1297
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,905
May I talk you, sweet angel,
for a quick second.

1298
00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:12,385
Sure.

1299
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,826
Hey!

1300
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,543
What are you... What are you
doing here?

1301
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,830
I thought we could talk.

1302
00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:24,963
Okay,
right this way.

1303
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,180
- Okay.
- Okay.

1304
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:27,879
- Bye.
- Bye.

1305
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,102
So, uh...

1306
00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:36,989
you here to tell me
that you quit?

1307
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,323
No.

1308
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,057
Are you gonna testify
against Wisenewski?

1309
00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,284
No.

1310
00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:45,592
I came for dinner.

1311
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:46,550
I just wanna go to dinner
with you.

1312
00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:50,963
What makes you think that I'm
gonna go to dinner with you?

1313
00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:55,688
My books.

1314
00:57:56,298 --> 00:57:57,648
Proof, that we're legit.

1315
00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,172
So, how do I know
these aren't forged?

1316
00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:02,324
You think I would forge books
just so I could buy you dinner?

1317
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,089
- Yeah.
- No.

1318
00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,222
Why do you keep pulling
out your leg?

1319
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,920
Because I'm wearing panty hose
and they are very uncomfortable.

1320
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,246
And I'm just gonna
take them off

1321
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,837
because I wanna look, nice.

1322
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,815
I really wanted to look nice,
but they are driving me...

1323
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:17,102
out of my mind. So,
I'll just take it off quickly.

1324
00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:19,060
Thank you. God.

1325
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,343
- They're very, very itchy.
- You're trouble.

1326
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:24,501
That's why you like me.

1327
00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:26,154
You know, it was kind of cute

1328
00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,567
hearing Henrietta talk
about your snoring.

1329
00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,940
Mm.

1330
00:58:29,114 --> 00:58:29,854
She said that you spend
a lot of your nights

1331
00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:31,246
in the office.

1332
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,740
That's great.
That's just perfect.

1333
00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:34,344
Is that why you wear
"second sides"?

1334
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,643
You could get, uh,

1335
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,958
a laundry machine.
You could put it right there.

1336
00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:40,536
Put one there too.
You could put it...

1337
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,909
That's a great idea.

1338
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,643
- I think so.
- Shut up, Henrietta.

1339
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:45,913
- You just gonna redecorate.
- Right there.

1340
00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:50,991
Why don't you send her home
for the night?

1341
00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:52,963
Why?

1342
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,293
Well, I don't think
you want her hearing us.

1343
00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:57,054
Hearing us doing...

1344
00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:00,145
- Have sex?
- Mm-hmm.

1345
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,365
- In my office?
- Mm-hmm.

1346
00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:06,804
- I'm...
- What? Is it against the law?

1347
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:08,240
I don't think so.

1348
00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:09,981
I can look it up.

1349
00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,219
No, don't, shut up.
Go get her out of here.

1350
00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:12,461
- Right now.
- Right.

1351
00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:14,942
Excuse me. All right.

1352
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,683
All right, um...

1353
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:19,468
Hey...

1354
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,824
I genuinely wanna be with him
but I also wanna destroy Wizz.

1355
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,106
So, can I girl kill two birds
with one stone? Yes, she can.

1356
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,787
Dispatch.

1357
00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:36,747
This is Henrietta Chivette,
secretary for ADA Graham Feany.

1358
00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:39,184
Requesting units
at 853 Walnut Avenue.

1359
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:41,360
Possible armed situation.
Thank you.

1360
00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:54,329
- It's me.
- Hi.

1361
00:59:57,376 --> 00:59:59,180
Joshua Wisenewski.

1362
00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:01,423
Exit the building
with your hands up.

1363
01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:03,647
All right, down!
Get down!

1364
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:04,992
It was on.

1365
01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:09,040
If it had to be war...
I was gonna win it.

1366
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,750
I don't... I don't know
what paper is ours

1367
01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:25,056
and what's theirs.

1368
01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,362
Peg just said
to take it all.

1369
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,819
- Come one, everyone.
- I though we couldn't collect stolen paper.

1370
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,715
This is our paper.
Our profits.

1371
01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:33,847
What do I say if it's already
been collected?

1372
01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,328
You think you already
paid this? Don't lie to me.

1373
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,983
"He who breathes out lies
shall perish." Proverbs 19:9.

1374
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,898
- Guys!
- Graham Feany on two.

1375
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:42,527
Take a message.
Watch yourselves while you're out there.

1376
01:00:42,551 --> 01:00:44,111
Yeah, we stole some
of Wizz's paper

1377
01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:45,772
along with our own.

1378
01:00:45,946 --> 01:00:47,826
But, that doesn't make us
like those douchebags.

1379
01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:49,471
We weren't harassing moms

1380
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,691
or stealing from the Barb Cooneys of the world.

1381
01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:53,388
We were doing it right.

1382
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,348
Sure, it came with the added
stress of more harassment.

1383
01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:58,325
But, I could handle that.

1384
01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:01,084
Welcome to the club, Peg. I didn't think you had it in ya.

1385
01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:03,137
Had what in me?

1386
01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:05,202
Come on, you remember
the first thing I taught ya.

1387
01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:07,098
This business is war.

1388
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,448
I got your paper.

1389
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,058
Go ahead and keep
the paper.

1390
01:01:11,232 --> 01:01:13,104
- What?
- I got other plans

1391
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:14,995
- for you now.
- Okay, listen to me, you jagoff.

1392
01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,736
- I'm gonna fucking bury you.
- Bye, bye, baby.

1393
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,978
You're not listening to me.

1394
01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:23,070
I can't get frustrated.
- Hey.

1395
01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,421
Isn't this that guy you screwed?

1396
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,075
You know, that lawyer guy?

1397
01:01:32,863 --> 01:01:34,473
- You're stressed.
- Mm.

1398
01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,431
You can't collect
when you're stressed.

1399
01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,216
What do you know about it?

1400
01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:40,107
Oh, Johns aren't asking
stressed-out hookers

1401
01:01:40,131 --> 01:01:41,436
for dates.

1402
01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:44,091
You know, sometimes, I used
to go and buy myself

1403
01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:47,051
something fancy,
so I could be better at my job.

1404
01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:50,097
- How long did you work?
- Twenty odd years.

1405
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:53,057
I lost all my friends and family
but the money was good.

1406
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,190
Well, now you can have
both money... and friends.

1407
01:01:56,364 --> 01:01:57,409
Mmm.

1408
01:01:57,975 --> 01:01:59,628
I wish I knew you
when I was younger.

1409
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:00,803
God.

1410
01:02:02,414 --> 01:02:04,721
Hey, if you wanna feel better,
I got something for you.

1411
01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,070
Fine, just...

1412
01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:10,465
Okay, hold on. Hold on.

1413
01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,642
No, I don't... I don't do that.

1414
01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:15,514
I... don't need that.

1415
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,735
I don't need that.

1416
01:02:19,997 --> 01:02:21,085
I don't like guns.

1417
01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:30,877
Nice, huh?

1418
01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,314
I've never been any place
this fancy before.

1419
01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:34,488
Right.

1420
01:02:35,142 --> 01:02:37,405
Dad used to talk about
taking us here one day.

1421
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,494
- Remember?
- Yeah.

1422
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,140
Pretty soon, we'll be coming
here as much as we want.

1423
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,629
Gosh!

1424
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,849
She said "yes".

1425
01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:47,720
- Hey.
- Congratulations.

1426
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:49,809
All right.

1427
01:02:50,157 --> 01:02:52,397
I just wanted to take you here
as a way to say I'm sorry.

1428
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:53,987
As an apology,

1429
01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:56,468
to say I'm sorry. Like I just
said, I'm sorry.

1430
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,296
For everything that's happened.

1431
01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,820
Well, fancy dinner
is not gonna...

1432
01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:02,953
fix my problems, Peg.

1433
01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,408
But they do have the best

1434
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,956
chicken parm
this side of Lackawanna.

1435
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,654
- Well, I do like chicky parm.
- Oh.

1436
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:10,525
- So...
- Hey, do you remember,

1437
01:03:10,699 --> 01:03:13,137
when I said I needed to fill up
ten Peggy Banks to get out?

1438
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:16,009
- Yeah.
- JJ, I'm almost there.

1439
01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:17,924
No more "what ifs."

1440
01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:20,840
You were my first investor.
I will never forget that.

1441
01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,470
And with your returns,
you will be able

1442
01:03:22,494 --> 01:03:24,191
to open up a dozen bars.

1443
01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:26,497
Cool, right?

1444
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,630
I don't want that, Peg.

1445
01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:31,329
I just want my bar.

1446
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,288
It made me happy, you know.

1447
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,293
- Are you happy?
- I will be.

1448
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,037
- That's what matters.
- Okay.

1449
01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:49,782
Is there a wait...
Waiter? Waiter?

1450
01:03:50,696 --> 01:03:51,976
Okay, I feel like
they're just...

1451
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,369
they keep walking by,
you know...

1452
01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,416
I feel like there'd be
better service at a place

1453
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,920
this fancy. But whatever.

1454
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,898
Yeah, I'm hungry thinking
about that chicky parm.

1455
01:04:02,099 --> 01:04:03,317
So, has Wizz said anything?

1456
01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:05,145
Uh, no.

1457
01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:07,844
Oh, yes!

1458
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,604
I did hear him say something about
doing something Machiavellian.

1459
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:14,111
He pronounced it like,
"Match-iaveellian"

1460
01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:15,764
like he just learned the word.

1461
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:17,766
It was funny.

1462
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:19,464
Nothing more specific, though?
Like...

1463
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,858
anything else, like, come on.
Come on.

1464
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:23,990
He must've said something.

1465
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,384
- You heard something.
- I see.

1466
01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:27,775
What?

1467
01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:29,735
You want info?

1468
01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,194
That's why you brought me here.

1469
01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,410
No, I brought you here
for dinner.

1470
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:34,131
- No.
- Yes, I did.

1471
01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:35,305
I know you, Peg.

1472
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,200
There's always an angle, right.

1473
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,436
You know, I bought into
your bullshit...

1474
01:04:41,921 --> 01:04:43,096
for so many years, I just...

1475
01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:45,969
can't do it tonight. Okay?
I can't. So...

1476
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,622
So, you're gonna
grow a spine now?

1477
01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,426
Now that I'm trying to do
something nice for you?

1478
01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:50,970
- You're using me.
- I'm not using you.

1479
01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:52,737
You're using me like you
use everybody else.

1480
01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:54,344
- I just...
- You know, sometimes people

1481
01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:55,979
just do nice things
for each other

1482
01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,719
without expecting a return.

1483
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:10,668
Feany is calling again
and he sounds pissed.

1484
01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:12,169
Not now. Not now.

1485
01:05:12,343 --> 01:05:13,648
Not... now.

1486
01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:15,433
- Now, not now. Not now.
- Hey.

1487
01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:17,609
- Yes.
- I was talking to this old John of mine.

1488
01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:19,108
- Mm-hmm. What?
- Who's a lawyer and...

1489
01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:20,481
Why are you talking
to a lawyer?

1490
01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,744
Well, what he said was,
that what we're doing

1491
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,398
could get us in some hot water.

1492
01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:26,212
- Hmm.
- Oh, yeah, Stan Stevens right here.

1493
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:29,099
- Peg.
- Yeah.

1494
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,623
I don't wanna go back to prison
over some small potatoes.

1495
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,018
You trust a lawyer
that pays for sex?

1496
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:36,192
No.

1497
01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:38,238
- No.
- No.

1498
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:41,850
Yeah. We're good. We're fine.
I promise.

1499
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,940
No, thank you,
Mrs. Cooney, yeah.

1500
01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:46,464
No, you won't be receiving
anymore phone calls from me.

1501
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,703
- Huh? Yeah.
- Everything all right?

1502
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,816
Yeah, Lord bless you
and... and protect you.

1503
01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:52,310
- Peg?
- Thank you. Bye-bye.

1504
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,603
- Is something wrong?
- No, we're fine. Thank you.

1505
01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,911
- Thank you.
- Wham dunk on Cooney.

1506
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:02,567
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

1507
01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,981
Fuck. Ow! God...

1508
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,069
damn it.

1509
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,433
Why does the house smell
like stale fish?

1510
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,827
I made a tuna casserole
for supper.

1511
01:06:46,524 --> 01:06:47,524
Gross.

1512
01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:01,495
I'm just... being paranoid.

1513
01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,674
Oh, okay.

1514
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:10,416
Sixty...

1515
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:15,857
You've reached
ADA Graham Feany,

1516
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,859
please leave a message.

1517
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,298
Hi, it's me, I don't know
who else to call, so...

1518
01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:24,257
anyway, there's a guy outside
my house, um...

1519
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:26,477
- Hey.
- Ma, I'm on the phone.

1520
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,740
So, if you could just
call me back.

1521
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,936
- That'd be great. Thank you.
- Pegger, why is your boyfriend creeping outside?

1522
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,484
What?

1523
01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:35,458
Why is your boyfriend
creeping outside?

1524
01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:43,233
Why are you staking out
my house, huh?

1525
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,400
- Because...
- Because, why?

1526
01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:46,453
- ...you ghosted me.
- Hmm?

1527
01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,152
- Because, you ghosted me.
- You're a child.

1528
01:07:49,326 --> 01:07:50,588
- I'm not a...
- You are.

1529
01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,409
- You're acting like a child.
- I'm not.

1530
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:54,809
You... you swatted Wizz
through my office.

1531
01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:57,047
You thought I wouldn't find out?

1532
01:07:57,638 --> 01:07:59,758
More importantly, are you
trying to go back to prison?

1533
01:07:59,858 --> 01:08:01,251
Stop, stop.

1534
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:03,644
- Stop.
- Hey, what's the hubbub?

1535
01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,559
Nothing, Ma!

1536
01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:08,562
Well, stop jabberin' and invite
the man in for some casserole.

1537
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,085
No!

1538
01:08:10,651 --> 01:08:12,436
So, how did you two meet?

1539
01:08:13,915 --> 01:08:14,915
Hmm?

1540
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,789
Graham prosecuted my case.

1541
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:22,837
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1542
01:08:23,751 --> 01:08:24,926
- What?
- You did?

1543
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,189
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I did.

1544
01:08:26,363 --> 01:08:27,581
- Oh, I'm so stupid.
- You are.

1545
01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:28,930
- Oh, no, no.
- You are

1546
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,367
- so stupid.
- No, I'm so sorry.

1547
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,499
- Of course you did.
- It's okay.

1548
01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:36,199
I remember now, you were, uh,
sucking up to the judge.

1549
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,056
- I was not sucking up...
- Yes, you were.

1550
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,569
- ...to the judge.
- You were a little.

1551
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:40,657
- No, I wasn't.
- But that makes you smart.

1552
01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:41,943
But to be fair,

1553
01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:45,338
Peg was already released
when we, um, uh...

1554
01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,123
Squished your sweet meats?

1555
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:48,559
- Wow.
- Jesus Christ, I'm out.

1556
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,253
- I gotta go. Talk to you later.
- Peg.

1557
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,040
- No, no. No.
- Come on, sit down.

1558
01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,041
- Sit your tush down in that...
- You always take it...

1559
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:54,391
way too far.

1560
01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:55,870
Sit your tush down
in that chair.

1561
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:57,872
I made a casserole. Come on.

1562
01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,126
- Please don't do that again.
- I'm sorry.

1563
01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:02,790
I do have a real question
for you, though.

1564
01:09:03,356 --> 01:09:05,445
Do you approve of what she does
for a living?

1565
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,578
- Hmm.
- I don't need his approval.

1566
01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:10,407
- He's the law. I think you do.
- But I'm not breaking laws.

1567
01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,800
You're not doing good either.
You hurt people.

1568
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:15,499
That's what you think I do?

1569
01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:17,948
I collect from people who
knowingly spent money

1570
01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:19,285
that they don't have.

1571
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:20,899
I just don't want anyone
to get hurt,

1572
01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:21,809
- especially you.
- I'm not hurting anyone,

1573
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,115
and that's what...

1574
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,521
you don't understand.
And you don't understand.

1575
01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,641
Lawyer-man, weigh in.

1576
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,601
I am not at liberty to discuss
ongoing investigations.

1577
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,255
- What do you mean?
- Oh.

1578
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:33,995
Well, that doesn't sound
so good.

1579
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,170
I will say this though...

1580
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,086
my grandfather had a large
medical bill

1581
01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,653
that was sent to collections.

1582
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,134
And the agency took his house
on a default judgement.

1583
01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:45,494
They didn't even tell him
the date of the trial.

1584
01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:47,008
So, he had no way
of fighting back.

1585
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:51,404
Judgement came down... bam...
he's living on the street.

1586
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,103
By the time we could gather
everything to countersue,

1587
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,844
he died!

1588
01:09:58,063 --> 01:10:00,413
All for what?
Pennies on the dollar.

1589
01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:04,635
You see, Peg? That's what
you're doing to people,

1590
01:10:04,809 --> 01:10:06,463
- you've got to stop!
- Mom.

1591
01:10:06,637 --> 01:10:08,508
No, you need to close shop,

1592
01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:10,182
- settle down...
- Settle down, would you ever

1593
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,806
say that to JJ?
I've never heard you once

1594
01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:13,315
- say that to JJ.
- Well, I don't have to say...

1595
01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:16,124
- Because I'm a...
- Oh, my God! Baby!

1596
01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,388
- What happened to you?
- Who did that? JJ.

1597
01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,041
Sit down. What happened to you?

1598
01:10:20,303 --> 01:10:21,903
- I grew a spine, like you said.
- Honey!

1599
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,393
Tried to take my bar back.

1600
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,438
- What you said?
- Wizz punched me in the face.

1601
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:27,808
- What did you say to him?
- I didn't say anything. Oh, my God.

1602
01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:29,723
- Are you gonna make this about me? This is his...
- What did you tell him?

1603
01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:30,443
- I didn't tell him anything!
- You think he would stand up

1604
01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:32,271
for himself without you

1605
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:33,054
- telling him to?
- What's with all these freaking flies?

1606
01:10:34,578 --> 01:10:35,903
There are so many fucking flies
in here

1607
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:37,087
and it's that freaking thing!

1608
01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:39,973
What?

1609
01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:43,543
I'm done with this shit.

1610
01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:45,502
Don't you touch my buffalo,

1611
01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:48,026
- Peg.
- I can't stand it anymore!

1612
01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:49,723
Stop!

1613
01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:52,944
- You put that back, Peg!
- It's disgusting.

1614
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:55,468
- Either it goes, or I do.
- You know what? Then you do,

1615
01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:57,514
because that buffalo
doesn't cause trouble

1616
01:10:57,688 --> 01:10:59,167
- and you do.
- So, just let me

1617
01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:00,580
get this straight
for one second, you're choosing

1618
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,432
a dead buffalo
over your own daughter.

1619
01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:03,606
Don't answer that.

1620
01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:10,469
Look at your brother's face.
You did that.

1621
01:11:10,527 --> 01:11:11,615
No... Okay, I did that?

1622
01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:12,983
- Mm-hmm.
- I did that?

1623
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:14,007
- You're sure?
- Yeah.

1624
01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,923
Okay. Do you want me gone, Ma?

1625
01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,665
I do. Yeah.

1626
01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:21,451
- Then, I'm gone.
- Good.

1627
01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,802
- Graham, let's go.
- No! No!

1628
01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:26,934
- What?
- Uh-huh. Excuse me.

1629
01:11:27,848 --> 01:11:30,168
You know, how many complaints
I get from the Cooney Family?

1630
01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,765
- Wait.
- Did you, or did you not

1631
01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:33,395
- collect phantom debt from her?
- Okay...

1632
01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:35,203
- Did you?
- Okay, before you overreact,

1633
01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:36,920
remember that I've gone
out of my way to prove

1634
01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:38,574
that I'm legit and I am legit.
I collect on

1635
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:39,880
hundreds of accounts a day,
all right?

1636
01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:41,601
Yeah, but it's illegal activity.

1637
01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:43,753
You know how many fucking people
I put away for this shit?

1638
01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:46,084
- Just answer the question!
- All right, here we go.

1639
01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:48,739
Four thousand, nine hundred
and thirty-five dollars

1640
01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:51,263
of charge-off parking tickets,
Graham Feany!

1641
01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:53,110
Is this supposed
to make me trust you now?

1642
01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:55,025
No, it's supposed to show
that you're a hypocrite.

1643
01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:56,462
- A hypocrite.
- You think the rules only apply

1644
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:58,052
to people beneath you?
They don't!

1645
01:11:58,226 --> 01:11:59,726
You come here, acting like
you a give a shit about me

1646
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,162
and you send fucking units
to my house.

1647
01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,188
What units?

1648
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,580
Oh, my God!

1649
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:07,497
I didn't call.

1650
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,413
Shit!

1651
01:12:10,587 --> 01:12:11,738
- What's happening?
- That's Wizz.

1652
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,720
Getting revenge and I got this.

1653
01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:15,350
- Don't worry. I'll figure this out.
- Hey. What is happening?

1654
01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,814
- What is going on?
- Hi.

1655
01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:18,266
- I got this.
- What's happening? What's...

1656
01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:19,890
Step aside, Mary Katherine Dahl,
JJ Dahl,

1657
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,748
- you are under arrest.
- No, no, no, that's a mistake.

1658
01:12:21,772 --> 01:12:22,879
You have the right
to remain silent.

1659
01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,252
No, I got this.

1660
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,100
Anything you do or say,
can be used against you

1661
01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,884
- in the court of law.
- Officer, I'm ADA Graham Feany.

1662
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:29,495
- What is the situation?
- I got this.

1663
01:12:29,519 --> 01:12:31,105
We have a warrant to search
these premises.

1664
01:12:31,129 --> 01:12:33,044
- Signed by who?
- What's it to you, big shot?

1665
01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:35,301
- Check it out.
- Huh! Where there's smoke,

1666
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,917
there's fire. Come on, ma'am.
Let's go.

1667
01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:38,702
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, let go of my mom.

1668
01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:40,921
- Let go of my mom!
- My baby!

1669
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:43,066
- Come on, ma'am.
- Get your hands off my baby.

1670
01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:45,839
Listen to me,
I'll get this figured out.

1671
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:48,471
I know, I'll get a lawyer,
we'll get this all sorted out.

1672
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,627
- I didn't do anything.
- God.

1673
01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:53,020
Mom, don't talk.
I will sort this out.

1674
01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:54,955
I will get us a lawyer.
We will figure it out.

1675
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:56,391
It will be all right. Okay?

1676
01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:57,735
Yeah,
we have a situation.

1677
01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:04,597
Hiya, Peggy! I told you
I was the king.

1678
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:10,081
- Bye-bye, baby.
- Fuck!

1679
01:13:11,648 --> 01:13:12,866
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1680
01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,303
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1681
01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:18,568
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1682
01:13:20,657 --> 01:13:22,354
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1683
01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,228
♪ Baby I gotta go ♪

1684
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,970
♪ You're too much now,
can't take no more ♪

1685
01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:36,716
I'm gonna kill you,
you fucking jagoff!

1686
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,458
What the fuck?

1687
01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,504
That's it.

1688
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:45,029
- Now! Right fucking now!
- Yeah, you're right...

1689
01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:46,509
- Yeah.
- ...it does end.

1690
01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:49,816
'Cause you're through.
I took everything.

1691
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,187
Oh, don't pretend
like you're gonna shoot me.

1692
01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,822
We both know you care
way too much about money

1693
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:59,304
- to go back to jail.
- Yeah, you're right.

1694
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:02,145
You're right, I don't know
what I was thinking.

1695
01:14:03,264 --> 01:14:06,529
I'm not gonna shoot you.-

1696
01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:08,835
But I will kick
your fucking ass, okay?

1697
01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:11,490
That hurt?

1698
01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:13,148
That hurt?
You piece of fucking shit!

1699
01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:17,975
No!

1700
01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:28,289
My fucking nose.

1701
01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:30,770
Ow! Fuck!

1702
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:32,206
No! What the fuck?

1703
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,686
- Take her in!
- What the fuck?

1704
01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:35,300
Why are you arresting me?
Arrest him!

1705
01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:37,951
- He's the one screwing people.
- I know.

1706
01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:39,562
But he didn't fire a weapon.

1707
01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:43,435
You have the right
to remain silent.

1708
01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:44,958
For once.

1709
01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:48,353
Say hi to your mom and brother
for me.

1710
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:49,920
Sayonara, bitch.

1711
01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:54,968
♪ You're smiling now but ♪

1712
01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:03,586
♪ I hold you in my arms ♪

1713
01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,719
♪ Won't let nothing harm you ♪

1714
01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:11,071
♪ Till morning comes ♪

1715
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:18,426
♪ You toss and you turn ♪

1716
01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:20,907
♪ Dreams give you no peace ♪

1717
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,390
♪ Baby what's going on ♪

1718
01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:26,738
Hi.

1719
01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:32,048
Don't worry.

1720
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:34,529
I got this.

1721
01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:36,444
I got this, I'm gonna fix this.

1722
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,404
- I am...
- They got me running

1723
01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,338
an off-the-books business
in a house full of cash, okay?

1724
01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:43,060
- I know, but I...
- I am effed

1725
01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:45,168
- and we both know it.
- No, no, no, because,

1726
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,629
I can afford...

1727
01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:49,893
- a great lawyer.
- You don't have any money.

1728
01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:51,982
They took all your money.

1729
01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,463
And even if you did,
I wouldn't want that money

1730
01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:56,638
helping me.

1731
01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:02,645
Right.

1732
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,737
I messed up,
but what do you want me to say?

1733
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,438
Do you want me to say I'm sorry?

1734
01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:17,311
Do you want me to say I'm sorry?

1735
01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:20,358
I'm sorry.

1736
01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:23,840
I'm sorry I had a dream.

1737
01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:28,496
I'm so fucking sorry
I had a dream.

1738
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,894
Do you ever listen to yourself?

1739
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,767
Honey, do you honestly think...

1740
01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:39,943
that I didn't have a dream?

1741
01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,644
Dreams don't make a lot of sense
when you got two kids crying

1742
01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:47,124
'cause they're hungry...

1743
01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:49,996
and their dad just gambled away
their supper money.

1744
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,347
We almost lost our house.

1745
01:16:55,088 --> 01:16:57,264
I will be in debt for the rest
of my life.

1746
01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:01,225
He played grab ass
with my clients so much

1747
01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,203
that they didn't even show up
for their appointments

1748
01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,228
after a while.

1749
01:17:08,101 --> 01:17:09,981
I know, you think that your dad
was some kind of

1750
01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:11,148
Prince Charming, but...

1751
01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:16,414
you are old enough to know
that he was an asshole.

1752
01:17:19,243 --> 01:17:20,766
Maybe I wasn't a good mom.

1753
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:25,292
Maybe, these cigarettes messed
with your noggin', but...

1754
01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:29,253
I do know, I do know
I taught you the difference

1755
01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,950
between right and wrong.

1756
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:33,605
I know I told you the difference
between good and bad

1757
01:17:33,779 --> 01:17:35,825
and I know I told you
to think of others.

1758
01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,163
Proceed, Mr. Feany.

1759
01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:13,079
The defendant is charged
with one count of discharging

1760
01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:16,648
a firearm and one count
of possession of a weapon,

1761
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,083
as a felon.

1762
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:23,481
Ms. Dahl, before we continue,
I'd like to ask a question...

1763
01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:29,617
- Anchor Bar or Duffs?
- No, no, I got this.

1764
01:18:31,402 --> 01:18:32,403
Anchor Bar.

1765
01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:35,449
See, that's what I always said.

1766
01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:37,582
But, you know
what I just learned?

1767
01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:40,846
I like Anchor's wings...

1768
01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:44,197
but I love
Duffs' blue cheese sauce.

1769
01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:48,680
So, now, I bring Anchor's wings
and my bailiff...

1770
01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:51,509
brings Duff sauce. Crazy, huh?

1771
01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:56,253
So, yous two gonna
strike a deal or what?

1772
01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,735
Peg!

1773
01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,345
So?

1774
01:19:04,609 --> 01:19:05,609
Thinking about it.

1775
01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:08,700
- Okay.
- Okay.

1776
01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:19,580
Ugh!

1777
01:19:20,843 --> 01:19:22,148
Ew, don't touch it!

1778
01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:24,150
You might get
a flesh-eating bacteria!

1779
01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:27,021
All right, you wanna explain
to me what's going on?

1780
01:19:28,372 --> 01:19:30,372
We need to get the other
agencies together tonight.

1781
01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:32,680
It's time...
that we fight back.

1782
01:19:33,203 --> 01:19:35,003
Wait, get the other
agencies together?

1783
01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:37,608
How am I supposed to do that? Those people hate each other.

1784
01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:40,138
Well...
...I know three things,

1785
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,766
that'll definitely motivate
these people;

1786
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:44,040
food, football and finances.

1787
01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,390
So, we need to tell the other
agencies

1788
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:47,957
that if they wanna
make real money,

1789
01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:50,611
a lot of money, more money
that we've ever made,

1790
01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:53,919
if they wanna be the richest
fucks Buffalo's ever seen,

1791
01:19:54,702 --> 01:19:56,966
they need to meet me at JJ's.

1792
01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:01,511
You know, Bob, if the Bill's wanna make...

1793
01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:02,885
Thank you all
for being here.

1794
01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:05,061
I'm very excited to talk
to you all.

1795
01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:07,128
If they don't make this spread,

1796
01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:08,513
I'm going berserk.
I shit you not.

1797
01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:11,807
- Hey.
- Hey!

1798
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:15,027
I know, I know, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I just wanted

1799
01:20:15,201 --> 01:20:16,761
to talk to you.
I have to talk to you...

1800
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:18,172
All right, come on,
make it snappy,

1801
01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:19,764
- what do you wanna talk about?
- Money.

1802
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:22,730
I wanna talk to you about money.
Who wants to talk...

1803
01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:25,124
about money?

1804
01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:27,378
- I like money.
- I wanna talk about money.

1805
01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:28,649
Thank you all for being here.

1806
01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:34,786
Anthony Rogazi, Niagra,
Chris Stevens, Fruit Belt.

1807
01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,354
George.

1808
01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,573
I have no idea how to pronounce
your last name.

1809
01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:41,478
There are so many consonants.
What is it?

1810
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,316
- Wojcieczykski...
- Wohjciec...

1811
01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:45,512
- How is that so hard?
- What are we all doing here?

1812
01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:46,885
- Uh...
- Someone said there'd be

1813
01:20:47,059 --> 01:20:48,863
- pizza and pop.
- Yeah, pizza and pop is coming.

1814
01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:51,411
Is it Pizza Oven? I only eat
Pizza Oven pizza.

1815
01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:52,865
If it ain't Nova's, I'm walking.

1816
01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,022
Clam it!

1817
01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:56,547
Sorry.

1818
01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,941
Uh, what I meant to say is that
the pizza will be pizza.

1819
01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:00,551
What's up with the buffalo head?

1820
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:02,466
- It's disgusting.
- This buffalo...

1821
01:21:04,598 --> 01:21:05,598
is us.

1822
01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:12,171
At one point we were all...
unstoppable beasts.

1823
01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:15,435
Then we lost direction with this
bullshit feuding.

1824
01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:18,482
Think about it, a lone buffalo
is vulnerable.

1825
01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:20,310
A buffalo herd...

1826
01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:23,704
is unstoppable.

1827
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,881
What I'm trying to say
is that if we want to become

1828
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:29,449
beasts again, we have to work
as one herd.

1829
01:21:32,452 --> 01:21:34,106
We have to unite.

1830
01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:36,195
- Unite with you?
- Yeah.

1831
01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,197
If we combine our resources,

1832
01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:39,720
we can fight back
against assholes

1833
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:40,896
like, Graham Feany.

1834
01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:44,003
And when we unite, we won't have
to worry about, what ifs?

1835
01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:45,508
What if...

1836
01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,077
one of my employees is wearing
a wire?

1837
01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:50,035
What if my phone's get tapped?

1838
01:21:50,209 --> 01:21:53,386
What if I don't have the heart
for it anymore?

1839
01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:56,346
You are all inspiring,

1840
01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:58,174
you're all creative
sons of bitches,

1841
01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,045
truly makes me emotional.

1842
01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:04,093
I heard a rumor.
Did one of you guys, uh,

1843
01:22:04,354 --> 01:22:05,634
tell a debtor that
there was, uh,

1844
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,333
a sniper outside her window
ready to shoot

1845
01:22:07,357 --> 01:22:09,098
if she didn't pay?

1846
01:22:09,272 --> 01:22:10,945
Yeah, that was me. That was me.

1847
01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:12,666
You, you genius.

1848
01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,364
That is so good.

1849
01:22:14,538 --> 01:22:16,409
One time, I slashed
this chick's tires

1850
01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,585
so she had to buy new ones
and owe more money.

1851
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,633
That's a great
recurring business model.

1852
01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:23,851
- Thank you.
- Wizz.

1853
01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,680
- Yeah.
- This guy right here...

1854
01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:30,119
is the one who taught me
about re-do's.

1855
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,470
What's the total collected
off old lady Cooney?

1856
01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:36,734
- Like, 200 grand.
- Whoo! Big money.

1857
01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:38,083
You see...

1858
01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:41,131
How much of a relief
would it be to not have to...

1859
01:22:42,914 --> 01:22:44,350
hide in the shadows anymore?

1860
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,006
If we unite, we can be strong.

1861
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:52,184
We can stampede over anybody
that gets in our way.

1862
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,578
All right, okay, but,
let me guess,

1863
01:22:54,752 --> 01:22:56,338
- you wanna run the whole thing?
- No,

1864
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:57,929
of course not,
why would I try

1865
01:22:58,103 --> 01:23:00,063
to take the throne when there
is an existing king?

1866
01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,455
Wizz runs it.

1867
01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:04,738
I like the sound of that.

1868
01:23:04,762 --> 01:23:07,156
- What?
- Obviously.

1869
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:08,417
Now...

1870
01:23:09,854 --> 01:23:10,854
who's in?

1871
01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:16,078
All right, I'm in.

1872
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,515
- You're in,
- Chris: Yeah.

1873
01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:20,014
Chris Stevens is in.
Who else? Who else?

1874
01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,648
Anthony Rogazi. Yeah?

1875
01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,781
- Yeah, we're in.
- Rogazi's in!

1876
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:25,783
- George, you in?
- Yeah.

1877
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:28,307
- My buddy, George...
- Information trust relief...

1878
01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:31,963
Information trust relief,
same con she used on me...

1879
01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:34,966
No... it's not a con.
What do... Sal! Sal!

1880
01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:37,075
I'm selling you, did you learn
nothing for me, Sal?

1881
01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:38,274
I mean, come on.

1882
01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,975
Just listen to the numbers
this year.

1883
01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:42,452
Americans held
one trillion dollars in debt,

1884
01:23:42,626 --> 01:23:45,498
Thirty billion in charge-offs.
Where are you going?

1885
01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:47,979
Thirty billion
in charge-offs. I...

1886
01:23:48,588 --> 01:23:49,763
Uh, don't know what...

1887
01:23:49,981 --> 01:23:51,263
- Okay, that wasn't...
- Bullshit.

1888
01:23:51,287 --> 01:23:52,568
No, that wasn't supposed
to happen.

1889
01:23:52,592 --> 01:23:53,898
- The fuck?
- The fuck?

1890
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,900
- What the fuck is that?
- It's a camera...

1891
01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:57,858
What the fuck is that?

1892
01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,644
I don't know what to do because,
I was waiting for... for Feany

1893
01:24:00,818 --> 01:24:03,603
to come in and we were gonna do
the quote about Machiavelli...

1894
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:05,264
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1895
01:24:05,301 --> 01:24:06,563
What I'm talking about... Okay,

1896
01:24:06,737 --> 01:24:08,097
I guess you still
don't understand.

1897
01:24:08,260 --> 01:24:09,780
While you were enthralled
by my speech,

1898
01:24:09,957 --> 01:24:12,177
your offices were raided
and stripped of every

1899
01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,353
piece of paper,
your shit was impounded

1900
01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:16,312
as evidence held until trial.

1901
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,836
And your supply, well...

1902
01:24:19,619 --> 01:24:20,620
it was cut off.

1903
01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,274
- Hey John!
- What did I do?

1904
01:24:23,014 --> 01:24:24,711
I'll put the salad
in the fridge.

1905
01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,322
Oh, and you all confessed
on tape.

1906
01:24:28,237 --> 01:24:30,369
And by uniting, we classify
as a RICO charge, so,

1907
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,815
bye, bye, baby.

1908
01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,951
- What do you get out of this?
- I get nothing.

1909
01:24:35,374 --> 01:24:37,028
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Good,

1910
01:24:37,202 --> 01:24:38,745
I can add attempted murder
to your charges.

1911
01:24:38,769 --> 01:24:40,489
- What the fuck?
- Get the fuck off me.

1912
01:24:40,553 --> 01:24:42,183
You have the right
to remain silent.

1913
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,315
What the fuck
is this shit?

1914
01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:46,298
Hey, hey! He's taking one
all the way!

1915
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:47,473
Turn it up!

1916
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:01,922
Oh, my God.

1917
01:25:02,445 --> 01:25:04,273
Oh, my God

1918
01:25:10,975 --> 01:25:12,977
- Thank you for that.
- Hmm.

1919
01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:15,371
I... I still have to book you.

1920
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:17,329
Yeah about that,
there's just, um,

1921
01:25:17,982 --> 01:25:20,115
there's just one thing I have
to do, okay?

1922
01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:22,551
Sorry.

1923
01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:26,860
Okay, sorry. Shit,
I didn't think that would work.

1924
01:25:27,078 --> 01:25:28,621
- Ow. God.
- Did that shit work?

1925
01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:30,101
- Yeah.
- What the hell just happened?

1926
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,450
Well, I fucked 100 douchebags
at once.

1927
01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:32,866
- Yes!
- That's impressive.

1928
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,172
- I've only done ten.
- Okay.

1929
01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:36,107
That's why I didn't want
you guys in there,

1930
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,369
I didn't want you guys
implicated, I'm sorry,

1931
01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:39,221
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Oh.

1932
01:25:39,395 --> 01:25:40,850
- You're my friend. I love you. Thank you.
- I am too.

1933
01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:42,572
Thank you, thank you thank you.

1934
01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:43,940
- Hey, take care of my boyfriend, okay?
- That's your boyfriend?

1935
01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:45,164
I mean, I guess, I don't know.

1936
01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,590
- Yeah, that's your BF.
- Oh.

1937
01:25:50,754 --> 01:25:52,538
- Sweetie!
- Henrietta!

1938
01:25:52,843 --> 01:25:53,843
What are you doing here?

1939
01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,324
What are you doing here so late?

1940
01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:56,865
Oh, I'm working. Where's Graham?

1941
01:25:57,064 --> 01:25:58,588
- On his way up.
- Oh.

1942
01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:00,602
Weren't you supposed to get
those chicky parms?

1943
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:01,895
- I was?
- Mm-hmm.

1944
01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:04,202
Oh. Uh, why?

1945
01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:06,354
To surprise, we're gonna have
a big surprise.

1946
01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:09,120
Oh, all righty.
Sounds good.

1947
01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,209
- A surprise! We're gonna party.
- Okay.

1948
01:26:11,427 --> 01:26:12,776
All right. I'll see you
in a bit.

1949
01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:13,994
- Bye.
- Bye, hon.

1950
01:26:34,145 --> 01:26:35,494
Just to be clear,

1951
01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:39,063
those boxes held
one billion dollars in debt.

1952
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,108
How could I just
let 'em sit there?

1953
01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:29,156
In total, I burned up
52,437 debt sheets.

1954
01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:34,161
Fifty-two thousand, four hundred and thirty-seven people,

1955
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,773
whose phones stopped ringing.

1956
01:27:38,992 --> 01:27:42,169
Today, Josh Wiseneweski and 42 other debt collectors

1957
01:27:42,344 --> 01:27:43,867
were found guilty.

1958
01:27:44,128 --> 01:27:47,087
Prosecutors credit their case to the testimony of Peg Dahl.

1959
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:50,047
A woman famed for erasing
millions of dollars

1960
01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,440
of delinquent debt.

1961
01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:54,399
My deal cleared me of all debt
related charges

1962
01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:57,533
but they couldn't ignore
the destruction of evidence.

1963
01:27:57,707 --> 01:27:59,099
Luckily, half my jury

1964
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,594
had their debt
erased in the fire,

1965
01:28:00,797 --> 01:28:02,494
so I got a lighter sentence.

1966
01:28:02,668 --> 01:28:05,367
And what better way to spend
my time with you lovely ladies,

1967
01:28:05,541 --> 01:28:08,935
than to teach you about...
finance.

1968
01:28:09,719 --> 01:28:12,591
Remember, like Susie Orman said,

1969
01:28:12,765 --> 01:28:16,465
- "Woman fake orgasms..."
- "And men fake finances."

1970
01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:17,988
Okay, so that means...

1971
01:28:19,163 --> 01:28:20,243
So, I got a do-over...

1972
01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:22,079
Like your margins are...

1973
01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:23,864
...one more time
to clean the slate...

1974
01:28:25,604 --> 01:28:27,204
...but, you know, change
is hard, people.

1975
01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:30,261
The only thing I knew
was the hustle.

1976
01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,394
That's all I was ever good at.

1977
01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,310
If I came to the same fork
in the road,

1978
01:28:36,049 --> 01:28:37,312
would I choose the same path?

1979
01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:47,538
Ma.

1980
01:28:48,758 --> 01:28:50,499
- Pegger!
- What are you doing here?

1981
01:28:51,021 --> 01:28:52,501
- Are you...
- Are you kidding?

1982
01:28:52,718 --> 01:28:55,417
- Ah!
- Oh, my sweet baby.

1983
01:28:55,721 --> 01:28:58,898
Oh, I wouldn't have missed
this for the world.

1984
01:29:01,118 --> 01:29:02,859
- Well...
- What?

1985
01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:07,864
Sorry.

1986
01:29:10,954 --> 01:29:12,956
Come on, baby,
let's get you home.

1987
01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:16,089
It's true you were a jagoff
for a little bit there.

1988
01:29:18,004 --> 01:29:20,920
Pegger, Pegger,
Pegger, Pegger, Pegger!

1989
01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:22,269
I'm going to give a speech.

1990
01:29:22,444 --> 01:29:23,967
Am I supposed to give a speech?

1991
01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:25,360
- Yeah!
- Okay.

1992
01:29:25,534 --> 01:29:26,934
You don't get any more pizza
and pop

1993
01:29:27,057 --> 01:29:28,232
unless you give a speech.

1994
01:29:28,450 --> 01:29:31,278
- Testify, sister.
- Okay, um...

1995
01:29:33,324 --> 01:29:35,364
I'm supposed to talk about
what I learned in prison.

1996
01:29:35,457 --> 01:29:36,738
- Yeah.
- Supposed to talk about what I learned in prison.

1997
01:29:36,762 --> 01:29:38,000
I learned, I learned, I learned,

1998
01:29:38,024 --> 01:29:39,678
don't go, right? You know.

1999
01:29:39,852 --> 01:29:42,115
Don't go, just stay away.
Just stay away from there.

2000
01:29:42,986 --> 01:29:43,987
Oh, I learned...

2001
01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:45,989
There are better ways
to erase debt

2002
01:29:46,163 --> 01:29:47,773
than torching
your boyfriend's office.

2003
01:29:48,121 --> 01:29:49,558
I had to... I learned that...

2004
01:29:49,732 --> 01:29:50,883
You did... Yeah, I'm glad
you learned that.

2005
01:29:50,907 --> 01:29:51,951
That's a good lesson.

2006
01:29:54,954 --> 01:29:56,739
Guess what I really learned
is that...

2007
01:29:59,176 --> 01:30:02,701
I love you... I do, I love you
more than the sun...

2008
01:30:05,095 --> 01:30:06,357
and the moon and the stars...

2009
01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,491
and as long
as I have my family...

2010
01:30:11,144 --> 01:30:12,885
and my friends by my side...

2011
01:30:14,844 --> 01:30:16,062
I will always be fine.

2012
01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:19,849
- Bullshit.
- Huh?

2013
01:30:21,503 --> 01:30:22,503
Fine?

2014
01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:25,245
Come on Peg, in what world

2015
01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:27,465
are you mediocrity's
dumb cousin?

2016
01:30:28,597 --> 01:30:29,641
Come here for a sec?

2017
01:30:31,730 --> 01:30:34,254
Oh, no, no, 'cause you're gonna
smack me.

2018
01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:35,691
No, I'm not.

2019
01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:37,672
Yes, you are,
you come over here.

2020
01:30:38,389 --> 01:30:39,389
Okay.

2021
01:30:44,874 --> 01:30:47,616
- What's that?
- Oh, we all, uh...

2022
01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:49,705
We all chipped in.

2023
01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:51,827
You've taken a chance on all
of us and...

2024
01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:54,989
so, we're taking a chance
on you.

2025
01:30:55,101 --> 01:30:56,451
Kinda a second chance.

2026
01:30:57,103 --> 01:30:59,343
- Really a third chance.
- Technically, a fourth chance...

2027
01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:00,497
Mom.

2028
01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:06,765
That's all yours, Peg.

2029
01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:09,050
Though, now, the question is...

2030
01:31:09,942 --> 01:31:10,987
What are you gonna do?

2031
01:31:21,737 --> 01:31:23,149
What am I gonna do?

2032
01:31:23,173 --> 01:31:25,131
What am I gonna do?

2033
01:31:31,355 --> 01:31:32,595
What do you think I'm gonna do?

2034
01:31:33,226 --> 01:31:35,011
From nothing, I built
a successful company

2035
01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:37,404
and the most prolific legal
shakedown in America.

2036
01:31:37,927 --> 01:31:39,624
Imagine how far I could get
with that cash.

2037
01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:42,366
I could take that money
and crush the game. Legally.

2038
01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:48,589
But I won't.

2039
01:31:49,765 --> 01:31:52,158
I'm done clawing my way through

2040
01:31:52,376 --> 01:31:53,986
the black holes
of your bank accounts.

2041
01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:56,772
I'm done convincing myself that
I was relieving your burdens

2042
01:31:56,946 --> 01:31:58,861
when I was killing your dreams.
I'm done...

2043
01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:03,256
selling nothing to those
with less than nothing.

2044
01:32:04,214 --> 01:32:05,215
I'm done.

2045
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:09,001
It's time my line of sight
shifted to the people

2046
01:32:09,175 --> 01:32:10,176
who have everything.

2047
01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:13,615
So, I'm moving on...

2048
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:16,095
to the only hustle
that's even more

2049
01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:19,098
of an unregulated clusterfuck
than debt collecting.

2050
01:32:26,410 --> 01:32:28,499
Let me tell you about
hedge funds.

2051
01:32:31,981 --> 01:32:34,549
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2052
01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:38,814
♪ Got my emotions running wild ♪

2053
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:43,209
♪ And now you're asking
yourself how ♪

2054
01:32:44,776 --> 01:32:47,692
♪ I'm not your baby
ain't your child ♪

2055
01:32:49,215 --> 01:32:52,218
♪ Don't contradict me
when I ask you to decide ♪

2056
01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:54,525
♪ Or choose whether to stay ♪

2057
01:32:54,699 --> 01:32:57,876
♪ Or go, I ain't here
to set nobody free ♪

2058
01:32:58,137 --> 01:33:00,531
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2059
01:33:02,185 --> 01:33:04,840
♪ Act so surprised
when I speak out ♪

2060
01:33:06,624 --> 01:33:09,584
♪ You pacify me
feed my doubt ♪

2061
01:33:10,976 --> 01:33:13,588
♪ Listen I will not be
held down ♪

2062
01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,202
♪ You patronize me when I say
I ought to let you go ♪

2063
01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:21,465
♪ Honey I've decided oh ♪

2064
01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:24,207
♪ You ain't here
to set nobody free ♪

2065
01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:27,819
♪ Why the hell
did I keep on stalling ♪

2066
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,607
♪ While you wore me out,
reality is setting in ♪

2067
01:33:32,868 --> 01:33:35,392
♪ So how you feel
about me now ♪

2068
01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:44,096
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2069
01:33:46,098 --> 01:33:48,797
♪ No it won't work
but you can pout ♪

2070
01:33:50,494 --> 01:33:53,584
♪ Go right ahead
just scream and shout ♪

2071
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,936
♪ I'll drown you out
and mute the sound ♪

2072
01:33:59,503 --> 01:34:03,420
♪ You validated when I said
I ought to let you go ♪

2073
01:34:03,681 --> 01:34:05,596
♪ Honey I've decided oh ♪

2074
01:34:05,901 --> 01:34:08,381
♪ You ain't here
to set nobody free ♪

2075
01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:11,907
♪ Why the hell
did I keep on stalling ♪

2076
01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:17,042
♪ While you wore me out,
reality is setting in ♪

2077
01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,262
♪ So, how you feel
about me now ♪

2078
01:34:19,523 --> 01:34:21,438
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2079
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:23,527
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2080
01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:25,747
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2081
01:34:26,008 --> 01:34:28,053
♪ How you feel ♪

2082
01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:30,186
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2083
01:34:30,534 --> 01:34:32,623
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2084
01:34:32,797 --> 01:34:34,712
♪ How you feel about me now ♪

2085
01:34:34,886 --> 01:34:38,237
♪ Why the hell
did I keep on stalling ♪

2086
01:34:38,498 --> 01:34:43,634
♪ While you wore me out,
reality is setting in ♪

2087
01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:47,159
♪ Now I know that
I kept on stalling ♪

2088
01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:52,251
♪ While you wore me out,
reality has set on in ♪

2089
01:34:52,512 --> 01:34:54,906
♪ So, how you feel
about me now ♪