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TF2 WEAPONS [WIP]

Jul 29th, 2016
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  1. SCATTERGUN
  2. Level 1 Scattergun
  3.  
  4.  
  5. THE FORCE-A-NATURE
  6. Level 10 Scattergun
  7. [+] +50% faster firing speed
  8. [+] Knockback on the target and shooter
  9. [+] +20% bullets per shot
  10. [-] -10% damage penalty
  11. [-] -66% clip size
  12. This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  13.  
  14.  
  15. THE SODA POPPER
  16. Level 10 Scattergun
  17. [+] +50% faster firing speed
  18. [+] 25% faster reload time
  19. [+] On Hit: Builds Hype
  20. [-] -66% clip size
  21. When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  22. This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  23.  
  24. The #1 Fan
  25. The Soda Popper
  26. The Winger
  27. The Atomizer
  28. Bonk Boy
  29.  
  30.  
  31. THE SHORTSTOP
  32. Level 1 Peppergun
  33. When weapon is active:
  34. [-] Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  35. Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
  36. Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
  37.  
  38. Mann Co's latest in high attitude break-action personal defense.
  39.  
  40. The Special Delivery
  41. The Shortstop
  42. Mad Milk
  43. The Holy Mackerel
  44. The Milkman
  45.  
  46. Item Set Bonus:
  47. Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
  48.  
  49.  
  50. THE BACK SCATTER
  51. Level 57 Scattergun
  52. [+] Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  53. [-] -34% clip size
  54. [-] No random critical hits
  55. [-] 20% less accurate
  56.  
  57.  
  58. BABY FACE'S BLASTER
  59. Level 10 Scattergun
  60. [+] On Hit: Builds Boost
  61. [+] Run speed increased with Boost
  62. [-] -34% clip size
  63. [-] 10% slower move speed on wearer
  64. [-] Boost reduced on air jumps
  65. [-] Boost reduced when hit
  66.  
  67. The Public Enemy
  68. Baby Face's Blaster
  69. Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
  70. Dillinger's Duffel
  71. The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
  72.  
  73.  
  74. PISTOL
  75. Level 1 Pistol
  76.  
  77.  
  78. MAD MILK
  79. Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
  80. [+] Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  81. Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.
  82. Can be used to extinguish fires.
  83.  
  84. The Special Delivery
  85. The Shortstop
  86. Mad Milk
  87. The Holy Mackerel
  88. The Milkman
  89.  
  90. Item Set Bonus:
  91. Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. THE FLYING GUILLOTINE
  95. Level 4 Cleaver
  96. Style: Thirsty
  97. [+] Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
  98. [+] Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  99. [+] 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  100. [-] No random critical hits
  101.  
  102.  
  103. PRETTY BOY'S POCKET PISTOL
  104. Level 10 Pistol
  105. When weapon is active:
  106. [+] On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  107. [+] Wearer never takes falling damage
  108. [-] 25% slower firing speed
  109. [-] 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  110.  
  111. The Public Enemy
  112. Baby Face's Blaster
  113. Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
  114. Dillinger's Duffel
  115. The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
  116.  
  117.  
  118. BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH
  119. Level 5 Lunch Box
  120. Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds.
  121. Cannot attack during this time
  122.  
  123.  
  124. CRIT-A-COLA
  125. Level 5 Lunch Box
  126. While under the effects, +25% movement speed, your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
  127. You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  128.  
  129.  
  130. THE WINGER
  131. Level 15 Pistol
  132. [+] +15% damage bonus
  133. [+] +25% greater jump height when active
  134. [-] -60% clip size
  135.  
  136. The #1 Fan
  137. The Soda Popper
  138. The Winger
  139. The Atomizer
  140. Bonk Boy
  141.  
  142.  
  143. THE LUGERMORPH
  144. Level 5 Pistol
  145. The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
  146. There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it?
  147.  
  148.  
  149. BAT
  150. Level 1 Bat
  151.  
  152.  
  153. THE SANDMAN
  154. Level 15 Bat
  155. [+] Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  156. [-] -15 max health on wearer
  157.  
  158.  
  159. THE ATOMIZER
  160. Level 10 Bat
  161. [+] Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  162. [-] 30% slower firing speed
  163. [-] -20% damage vs players
  164.  
  165. The #1 Fan
  166. The Soda Popper
  167. The Winger
  168. The Atomizer
  169. Bonk Boy
  170.  
  171.  
  172. THE WRAP ASSASSIN
  173. Level 15 Bat
  174. [+] +25% increase in recharge rate
  175. [+] Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  176. [-] -65% damage penalty
  177. These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up.
  178. Indulge them by batting these fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  179.  
  180. Santa's Little Accomplice
  181. The Wrap Assassin
  182. The Bootie Time
  183. The Big Elfin Deal
  184.  
  185.  
  186. THE BOSTON BASHER
  187. Level 25 Bat
  188. [+] On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  189. [-] On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  190.  
  191.  
  192. THE FAN O'WAR
  193. Level 5 Gunbai
  194. [+] Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  195. [+] On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  196. [-] -75% damage penalty
  197. Winds of Gravel Pit
  198. Scout brings on his deadly fan!
  199. You are marked for death
  200.  
  201.  
  202. THE CANDY CANE
  203. Level 25 Bat
  204. [+] On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  205. [-] 25% explosive damage vulnerabilty on wearer
  206.  
  207.  
  208. THE HOLY MACKEREL
  209. Level 42 Fish
  210. Getting bit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  211.  
  212. The Special Delivery
  213. The Shortstop
  214. Mad Milk
  215. The Holy Mackerel
  216. The Milkman
  217.  
  218. Item Set Bonus:
  219. Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
  220.  
  221.  
  222. THE SUN-ON-A-STICK
  223. Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
  224. [+] 100% critical hit vs burning players
  225. [+] +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  226. [-] -25% damage penalty
  227. Spiky end goes into other man.
  228.  
  229.  
  230. UNARMED COMBAT
  231. Level 13 Severed Arm
  232. So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  233.  
  234.  
  235. THE BAT OUTTA HELL
  236. Style: Universal
  237.  
  238.  
  239. THE NECRO SMASHER
  240. Level 50 Hammer
  241.  
  242.  
  243. THE HAM SHANK
  244. Level 5 Pork Product
  245. This makeshift classic is a prison staple.
  246. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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