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- SCATTERGUN
- Level 1 Scattergun
- THE FORCE-A-NATURE
- Level 10 Scattergun
- [+] +50% faster firing speed
- [+] Knockback on the target and shooter
- [+] +20% bullets per shot
- [-] -10% damage penalty
- [-] -66% clip size
- This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
- THE SODA POPPER
- Level 10 Scattergun
- [+] +50% faster firing speed
- [+] 25% faster reload time
- [+] On Hit: Builds Hype
- [-] -66% clip size
- When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
- This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
- The #1 Fan
- The Soda Popper
- The Winger
- The Atomizer
- Bonk Boy
- THE SHORTSTOP
- Level 1 Peppergun
- When weapon is active:
- [-] Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
- Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
- Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
- Mann Co's latest in high attitude break-action personal defense.
- The Special Delivery
- The Shortstop
- Mad Milk
- The Holy Mackerel
- The Milkman
- Item Set Bonus:
- Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
- THE BACK SCATTER
- Level 57 Scattergun
- [+] Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
- [-] -34% clip size
- [-] No random critical hits
- [-] 20% less accurate
- BABY FACE'S BLASTER
- Level 10 Scattergun
- [+] On Hit: Builds Boost
- [+] Run speed increased with Boost
- [-] -34% clip size
- [-] 10% slower move speed on wearer
- [-] Boost reduced on air jumps
- [-] Boost reduced when hit
- The Public Enemy
- Baby Face's Blaster
- Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
- Dillinger's Duffel
- The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
- PISTOL
- Level 1 Pistol
- MAD MILK
- Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
- [+] Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
- Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.
- Can be used to extinguish fires.
- The Special Delivery
- The Shortstop
- Mad Milk
- The Holy Mackerel
- The Milkman
- Item Set Bonus:
- Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
- THE FLYING GUILLOTINE
- Level 4 Cleaver
- Style: Thirsty
- [+] Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
- [+] Long distance hits cause mini-crits
- [+] 100% critical hit vs stunned players
- [-] No random critical hits
- PRETTY BOY'S POCKET PISTOL
- Level 10 Pistol
- When weapon is active:
- [+] On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
- [+] Wearer never takes falling damage
- [-] 25% slower firing speed
- [-] 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
- The Public Enemy
- Baby Face's Blaster
- Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
- Dillinger's Duffel
- The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
- BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH
- Level 5 Lunch Box
- Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds.
- Cannot attack during this time
- CRIT-A-COLA
- Level 5 Lunch Box
- While under the effects, +25% movement speed, your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
- You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
- THE WINGER
- Level 15 Pistol
- [+] +15% damage bonus
- [+] +25% greater jump height when active
- [-] -60% clip size
- The #1 Fan
- The Soda Popper
- The Winger
- The Atomizer
- Bonk Boy
- THE LUGERMORPH
- Level 5 Pistol
- The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
- There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it?
- BAT
- Level 1 Bat
- THE SANDMAN
- Level 15 Bat
- [+] Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
- [-] -15 max health on wearer
- THE ATOMIZER
- Level 10 Bat
- [+] Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
- [-] 30% slower firing speed
- [-] -20% damage vs players
- The #1 Fan
- The Soda Popper
- The Winger
- The Atomizer
- Bonk Boy
- THE WRAP ASSASSIN
- Level 15 Bat
- [+] +25% increase in recharge rate
- [+] Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
- [-] -65% damage penalty
- These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up.
- Indulge them by batting these fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
- Santa's Little Accomplice
- The Wrap Assassin
- The Bootie Time
- The Big Elfin Deal
- THE BOSTON BASHER
- Level 25 Bat
- [+] On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
- [-] On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
- THE FAN O'WAR
- Level 5 Gunbai
- [+] Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
- [+] On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
- [-] -75% damage penalty
- Winds of Gravel Pit
- Scout brings on his deadly fan!
- You are marked for death
- THE CANDY CANE
- Level 25 Bat
- [+] On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
- [-] 25% explosive damage vulnerabilty on wearer
- THE HOLY MACKEREL
- Level 42 Fish
- Getting bit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
- The Special Delivery
- The Shortstop
- Mad Milk
- The Holy Mackerel
- The Milkman
- Item Set Bonus:
- Leave a Calling Card on your victims.
- THE SUN-ON-A-STICK
- Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
- [+] 100% critical hit vs burning players
- [+] +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
- [-] -25% damage penalty
- Spiky end goes into other man.
- UNARMED COMBAT
- Level 13 Severed Arm
- So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
- THE BAT OUTTA HELL
- Style: Universal
- THE NECRO SMASHER
- Level 50 Hammer
- THE HAM SHANK
- Level 5 Pork Product
- This makeshift classic is a prison staple.
- Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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