clown cafe

hey. how have you been recently? i heard things weren't going so well. i just wanted to let you know that i'm here for you. me and the rest of the clowns. anytime you need us, just call my clown phone. just dial me up, you know my number. i'll drive on over in my clown car, bring all your best friends. we can have a party, we can have a good time. you aren't alone in this. you need to lay back once in a while. need to... clown around, you know. so, i just wanted to reiterate that, i love you. if you need me, just let me know. oh, and one more thing...take my bloon