Joker/Luna C-S Rank

LUNA: Gimme this one and this one! Oh, and I'm also buying everything over there!

JOKER: I was wondering what idiotic woman would be buying all this junk... So it was you, Luna?

LUNA: Hey! You calling me an idiot, Joker!?

JOKER: I'm just calling it as I see it. So, what are you going to do with all those jars? Starting a jar-selling business, are you?

LUNA: Well, if you must know... I can worry about that after I buy them, can't I!?

JOKER: You really are an idiot.

LUNA: N-nothing wrong with that, is there...? I really like them... And it's none of your business what I do with my own money!

JOKER: I suppose not. Do as you like. It doesn't concern me in the slightest. So, how are you going to carry so many jars back?

LUNA: Huh? I-I guess I didn't think of that... Did you call out to me because you wanted to help me carry them?

JOKER: ...

LUNA: Joker... Th-thanks... N-NOT! I'd never say that!

JOKER: You don't have to.  I have no desire to help you with those jars anyway. I'll be going now. Good luck with those jars.

LUNA: Wha-!? Y-you jerk! Don't make me waste that thank you!
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B RANK

LUNA: I had a terrible time the other day! And it was all your fault!

JOKER: Oh? Did I do something?

LUNA: You ditched me, a weak little girl, and came back here alone, remember!? I had to carry all those jars back by myself!

JOKER: Not my problem. You're the one who decided to buy them, right?

LUNA: Y-yeah, but... You could have helped, couldn't you!?

JOKER: I didn't need to help you, because... you aren't a weak girl.

LUNA: Rude! Are you trying to say I'm not a girl!?

JOKER: No. All I meant was that you aren't weak.

LUNA: Huh...

JOKER: You are a strong girl, are you not?

LUNA: Y-yeah I am! I'm strong! Stronger than anyone else out there!

JOKER: Indeed. Your exploits on the battlefield left me astounded. I recognized your strength.

LUNA: D-did you?

JOKER: And from that, I judged that you didn't need any assistance. And, you did, in fact, carry all those pots home yourself.

LUNA: Y-yeah! B-but that isn't the point! Are you trying to talk your way outta this!?

JOKER: Hmph. Should have known that wouldn't work. The only reason I didn't help you was because I didn't want to waste my own time

LUNA: A-and I was just about to thank you, too!

JOKER: But, I truly do recognize your strength.

LUNA: H... Hmph! There you go again! Th-thanks for acknowledging me... Not! I'd never say that!
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A RANK

LUNA: You sewing something, Joker?

JOKER: Yeah, this, too, is part of a butler's job.

LUNA: Hey, not bad. I think I might be impressed.

JOKER: If you wanna pay me some respect, then do so all you want.

LUNA: I-I don't respect you. I mean, I'm a better tailor than you anyway!

JOKER: Oh geez... Can't you ever settle for less than first place?

LUNA: Of course not! There's no point if I can't be number one!

JOKER: You are incomprehensible to me. I have no interest in being the best. However, it looks like you'll put up with anything in the name of being the best.

LUNA: That's right. You can't be the best without putting in the effort.

JOKER: Hmph. Straightforward, or just simple...? Either way, that truly does suit your character.

LUNA: W-what the heck!? Are you making fun of me again!?

JOKER: No, I'm honestly impressed with you.

LUNA: R-really? Then I don't mind...

JOKER: Alright, I'm done sewing now.

LUNA: Wow... you're really good at this.

JOKER: Don't hide it. You can pay me your respects if you want, alright?

LUNA: I-I don't respect you! I don't... But, I'll acknowledge your sewing skills. You'd better be thankful!

JOKER: Hmph. What an intriguing girl.
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S RANK

JOKER: Luna, you did say you like being number one, didn't you?

LUNA: Yeah, so what?

JOKER: Then rejoice. You've achieved number one in yet another field.

LUNA: Huh? Did I? Well, that's great... but I don't even know what I did...

JOKER: Still don't get it? Then I'll tell you.

LUNA: Sure. What am I the best at now?

JOKER: You are number one... in my heart.

LUNA: ... Huh?

JOKER: Marry me, Luna.

LUNA: H-hey! Wait a minute! I don't get what's going on! I... I'm number one in your heart?

JOKER: That's right. Are you happy? You love being number one, don't you?

LUNA: I... I like being number one... but hearing that you love me...

JOKER: I suppose I've fallen for your straightforward attitude, so marry me. I can't think of anyone but you.

LUNA: N-no, wait a sec! I've just been listening while you're doing all the talking... LLet me get a word in too!

JOKER: Good point. Well then, what do you think?

LUNA: I-It's true that I love being number one... but... just hearing you tell me all of a sudden... that I'm number one in your heart... doesn't make me happy at all! I mean, why am I number one!? Does that mean you've got a number two and a number three?

JOKER: No... You are the only one I have.

LUNA: If that's the case, then you don't have to say that I'm number one! I'd wish... you'd just confess your feelings to me normally...

JOKER: ...

JOKER: Luna. I love you. Will you marry me?

LUNA: S-see? That's how you should have done it in the first place! If you did... then I would've been happy too...

JOKER: So, you'll marry me, right?

LUNA: ... Yes. Please be good to me.

JOKER: Yeah, let's spend our lives together.