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SPACE PIRATE ACADEMY

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  1. [17:44:14] <castfromhp> But no Tree I'm serious about asking Damien at the end of Academy if we can do that
  2. [17:44:23] <Elin> so
  3. [17:44:24] <Elin> am
  4. [17:44:24] <Elin> I
  5. [17:44:30] <castfromhp> Even justify lower levels because cryo stasis
  6. [17:45:14] <castfromhp> I need to write this down somewhere to not forget the brilliance.
  7. [17:45:17] <Elin> there's probably a cure for being crippled in the future
  8. [17:45:19] <castfromhp> Zoof you in on this?
  9. [17:45:24] <castfromhp> Trice would make a fantastic space pirate
  10. [17:45:38] <zoofman> ?
  11. [17:45:42] <castfromhp> The biggest obstacle is convincing Wheels to be a pirate.
  12. [17:45:42] <zoofman> I'm
  13. [17:45:45] <castfromhp> Oh, read up in Academy.
  14. [17:45:46] <zoofman> doing homework let me read up after this
  15. [17:45:57] <castfromhp> [17:37:48] <castfromhp> I think at the end of the campaign everyone should put themselves into cryogenic stasis.
  16. [17:45:57] <castfromhp> [17:38:05] <castfromhp> And then we can all wake up in the FUTURE and use the accrued interest from bank accounts to buy a spaceship and be space pirates.
  17. [17:45:57] <castfromhp> [17:38:38] <castfromhp> We just have to rope Mons into running something that ridiculous.
  18. [17:45:57] <castfromhp> [17:38:47] <Elin> we should do that INSTEAD of going on to second year
  19. [17:45:57] <castfromhp> [17:38:47] <castfromhp> (though I bet Damien would do it)
  20. [17:46:02] <Elin> or maybe there ISN'T and Rica's like "fuck this if I can't walk I'll just transplant my brain into AI and become the spaceship's navigation system"
  21. [17:46:09] <castfromhp> oh shit
  22. [17:46:11] <castfromhp> oh shit
  23. [17:46:12] <Elin> and she'll operate all the medical systems onboard of course
  24. [17:46:12] <castfromhp> Yes
  25. [17:48:42] <Elin> I expect being much less stuck-up by the end of at least first year to be a definite thing anyway, she'd totally be tolerable like that
  26. [17:48:44] <Elin> ... maybe
  27. [17:49:07] <castfromhp> Oh my god. Aria is our in on everything. The perfect spy and infiltrator.
  28. [17:49:35] <castfromhp> I was imagining Mika as captain due to the initial idea of it just being her as a space pirate, but she could make an excellent ship's mechanic too.
  29. [17:49:43] <Elin> she's both
  30. [17:49:56] <Elin> ... though if Felicia comes too she'd be pretty captain material
  31. [17:50:03] <Elin> of course everyone will know Aria's a ditto by then
  32. [17:50:18] <Elin> still going to be arguing with the AI system constantly of course
  33. [17:50:22] <Elin> (and it'll be moe as fuck)
  34. [17:50:46] <castfromhp> No, Felicia is the ship scientist.
  35. [17:50:52] <Elin> orite
  36. [17:50:56] <castfromhp> She's our scientist salarian
  37. [17:51:15] <Elin> What about Bella?
  38. [17:51:54] <Elin> Will dreamshit even matter in spehss? Is her dream doctor stuff even worth having an entire ship role for instead of just a side-hobby?
  39. [17:52:05] <castfromhp> Dream doctor and navigator. The future is Dune. You need prescience to navigate through space, so she enters trances with dream tea to divine a way through the dangers of space travel.
  40. [17:52:23] <castfromhp> She also gets restatted as Dream Augur
  41. [17:52:44] <Elin> b-but the AI programs do all the navigating
  42. [17:52:53] <Elin> you don't need a MANUAL navigator on a SPACESHIP
  43. [17:52:55] <castfromhp> Corinne is the muscle and gives us respectability because her whole family is big in the space underworld by then.
  44. [17:53:00] <castfromhp> Have you never read Dune?
  45. [17:53:06] <castfromhp> Now shush.
  46. [17:53:08] <Elin> well uh
  47. [17:53:10] <Elin> ... okay
  48. [17:53:43] <castfromhp> Well fine, Rica can be navigator. >:I
  49. [17:53:51] <castfromhp> Dream stuff...
  50. [17:54:51] <castfromhp> Well, I do still imagine dream tea i nthe future as some sort of heighted-awareness/prescience drug, so obviously does stuff related to that.
  51. [17:54:52] <Elin> No fine, she can have it! Rica's programs just HELP with it.
  52. [17:55:12] <castfromhp> Who haven't we covered? Fucking Varg. What does Varg do on a spaceship there's no nature there.
  53. [17:55:52] <castfromhp> Ali designs our disguises for when we have to do infiltrative missions. John...I don't know what John does.
  54. [17:56:06] <Elin> uhh... what was that thing Trigun had where there was like grass and shit on the spaceship so the people on it wouldn't go insane from lack of earth shit?
  55. [17:56:43] <castfromhp> Oh right, but we're space pirates and we're metal as fuck so we don't need that.
  56. [17:56:54] <Elin> that's true
  57. [17:57:17] <Elin> hmmm... varg is just like...
  58. [17:57:22] <Elin> goooood I don't even know
  59. [17:57:34] <Elin> you should really pastebin all this and give it to mons btw, WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT
  60. [17:57:39] <Elin> or at least to dee ell
  61. [17:57:41] <Elin> this is too good
  62. [17:57:54] <Elin> hipsterpants decides to join space law enforcement instead btw
  63. [17:57:55] <Elin> pirates are mainstream
  64. [17:58:02] <castfromhp> Oh duh, Varg's family is all GUARDIANS OF THE LAND and stuff, right? By the future they're probably some BIG IMPORTANT thing, so Varg is on the run for his freedom lest he be assimilated.
  65. [17:58:16] <Elin> >his
  66. [17:58:16] <Elin> >he
  67. [17:58:23] <castfromhp> God DAMNIT
  68. [17:58:30] <Elin> hahahaha
  69. [17:58:39] <castfromhp> VARG GETS FTM SURGERY WHILE IN CRYO >:I
  70. [17:58:49] <Elin> NOBODY NOTICES THE DIFFERENCE
  71. [17:58:58] <castfromhp> Anyway should I dump this to DL now?
  72. [17:59:16] <Elin> uhhh who are we missing
  73. [17:59:20] <Elin> wait, let's take Ceci with us
  74. [17:59:35] <Elin> you know, assuming she doesn't turn out to be the leader of masque or something
  75. [17:59:46] <Elin> or hell even if she does let's take her anyway, masque is probably SMALLTIME in the future
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