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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  12. In
  13. case you were wondering
  14.  
  15. 3
  16. 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:30,340
  17. how I wound up in this
  18. farcical situation,
  19.  
  20. 4
  21. 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,407
  22. let me catch you up.
  23.  
  24. 5
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  26. My name is Barbra Dolly Brennan.
  27.  
  28. 6
  29. 00:01:43,486 --> 00:01:47,288
  30. My parents named me after Barbra
  31. Streisand and Dolly Parton,
  32.  
  33. 7
  34. 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:48,389
  35. their favorite singers.
  36.  
  37. 8
  38. 00:01:48,391 --> 00:01:53,092
  39. I'm a cosplayer, model,
  40. blogger, and fitness goddess.
  41.  
  42. 9
  43. 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,428
  44. What is that, you ask?
  45.  
  46. 10
  47. 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:56,362
  48. What are you, a hermit?
  49.  
  50. 11
  51. 00:01:56,364 --> 00:01:59,466
  52. It means I spend my days
  53. doing selfies, posing,
  54.  
  55. 12
  56. 00:01:59,468 --> 00:02:04,103
  57. and doing endless videos
  58. of my ass doing squats.
  59.  
  60. 13
  61. 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:05,172
  62. Endless squats.
  63.  
  64. 14
  65. 00:02:05,174 --> 00:02:06,407
  66. Hundreds of squats.
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:08,274
  70. Thousands of squats.
  71.  
  72. 16
  73. 00:02:08,276 --> 00:02:10,945
  74. You can find me at
  75. Breaking underscore Barbi.
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:15,582
  79. Sounds easy but it's
  80. actually really hard.
  81.  
  82. 18
  83. 00:02:15,584 --> 00:02:17,284
  84. It means that anything I do
  85.  
  86. 19
  87. 00:02:17,286 --> 00:02:20,321
  88. suddenly turns into a
  89. photo shoot, a video opp,
  90.  
  91. 20
  92. 00:02:20,323 --> 00:02:22,388
  93. or an opportunity for a collab.
  94.  
  95. 21
  96. 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:26,493
  97. This type of work comes
  98. with a major downside,
  99.  
  100. 22
  101. 00:02:26,495 --> 00:02:27,560
  102. meeting a nice guy.
  103.  
  104. 23
  105. 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,996
  106. You have to be choosy, you know.
  107.  
  108. 24
  109. 00:02:29,998 --> 00:02:32,733
  110. I mean, like, what if
  111. I'm seen with a guy
  112.  
  113. 25
  114. 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:36,436
  115. that doesn't even have at
  116. least 10,000 followers?
  117.  
  118. 26
  119. 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:38,505
  120. That would be unthinkable.
  121.  
  122. 27
  123. 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:40,239
  124. I have my reputation.
  125.  
  126. 28
  127. 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:42,643
  128. And then I met Jake.
  129.  
  130. 29
  131. 00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:45,314
  132. 250,000 followers.
  133.  
  134. 30
  135. 00:02:46,414 --> 00:02:47,481
  136. Plenty of water.
  137.  
  138. 31
  139. 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:51,484
  140. Got the first aid kit in
  141. case of any emergency.
  142.  
  143. 32
  144. 00:02:51,486 --> 00:02:52,252
  145. - Got bandages.
  146. - OMG, he is
  147.  
  148. 33
  149. 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:54,554
  150. - so fire.
  151. - Ointment, wet wipes.
  152.  
  153. 34
  154. 00:02:54,556 --> 00:02:56,090
  155. - Food rations.
  156. - I wonder how many hash tags
  157.  
  158. 35
  159. 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,560
  160. I can fit into this post.
  161.  
  162. 36
  163. 00:02:59,328 --> 00:03:00,727
  164. Sunscreen.
  165.  
  166. 37
  167. 00:03:00,729 --> 00:03:02,228
  168. Lip ointment.
  169.  
  170. 38
  171. 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:03,763
  172. Antibacterial gel.
  173.  
  174. 39
  175. 00:03:03,765 --> 00:03:05,465
  176. Flashlight.
  177.  
  178. 40
  179. 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,267
  180. He asked
  181. me to go hiking with him
  182.  
  183. 41
  184. 00:03:07,269 --> 00:03:08,401
  185. on our first date.
  186.  
  187. 42
  188. 00:03:13,308 --> 00:03:14,210
  189. I just can't even.
  190.  
  191. 43
  192. 00:03:42,604 --> 00:03:44,304
  193. Antibacterial gel.
  194.  
  195. 44
  196. 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:45,439
  197. Flashlight.
  198.  
  199. 45
  200. 00:03:45,441 --> 00:03:46,276
  201. Compass.
  202.  
  203. 46
  204. 00:03:51,212 --> 00:03:52,181
  205. Extra battery.
  206.  
  207. 47
  208. 00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:54,614
  209. Security blanket.
  210.  
  211. 48
  212. 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:56,517
  213. - He's so into this!
  214. - Rope and tackle.
  215.  
  216. 49
  217. 00:03:56,519 --> 00:03:57,351
  218. Look at all those
  219.  
  220. 50
  221. 00:03:57,353 --> 00:03:59,085
  222. cute things he brought.
  223.  
  224. 51
  225. 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:02,089
  226. And most importantly,
  227. a radio and GPS tracker
  228.  
  229. 52
  230. 00:04:02,091 --> 00:04:03,357
  231. so we can't get lost
  232.  
  233. 53
  234. 00:04:03,359 --> 00:04:05,225
  235. and we can call for help
  236. in case of an emergency.
  237.  
  238. 54
  239. 00:04:05,227 --> 00:04:06,560
  240. - I
  241. - totes need a selfie.
  242.  
  243. 55
  244. 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:08,061
  245. Oh, like right now.
  246.  
  247. 56
  248. 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:08,697
  249. Selfie.
  250.  
  251. 57
  252. 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,433
  253. - My turn.
  254. - Jessica will be
  255.  
  256. 58
  257. 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:14,003
  258. totally jelly when she
  259. sees me with this guy.
  260.  
  261. 59
  262. 00:04:16,204 --> 00:04:17,538
  263. All right, I think
  264. that's everything.
  265.  
  266. 60
  267. 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,772
  268. You ready?
  269.  
  270. 61
  271. 00:04:18,774 --> 00:04:20,507
  272. You better believe it.
  273.  
  274. 62
  275. 00:04:20,509 --> 00:04:21,442
  276. Yep.
  277.  
  278. 63
  279. 00:04:21,444 --> 00:04:22,310
  280. You wanna do a last check?
  281.  
  282. 64
  283. 00:04:22,312 --> 00:04:23,776
  284. We're gonna be up
  285. there for a while.
  286.  
  287. 65
  288. 00:04:23,778 --> 00:04:24,577
  289. - I
  290. - have everything I need
  291.  
  292. 66
  293. 00:04:24,579 --> 00:04:26,546
  294. right here, baby.
  295.  
  296. 67
  297. 00:04:26,548 --> 00:04:28,248
  298. Don't need this.
  299.  
  300. 68
  301. 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,053
  302. Lip gloss, headset, mud mask.
  303.  
  304. 69
  305. 00:04:32,153 --> 00:04:34,490
  306. And a little something
  307. for the hot tub.
  308.  
  309. 70
  310. 00:04:40,129 --> 00:04:40,860
  311. I'm good.
  312.  
  313. 71
  314. 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:43,266
  315. All right, let's do this.
  316.  
  317. 72
  318. 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:52,609
  319. Did I
  320. tell her how cute she looks?
  321.  
  322. 73
  323. 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:57,510
  324. Hey, can I, can I
  325. put my keys on you?
  326.  
  327. 74
  328. 00:04:57,512 --> 00:04:58,647
  329. Yeah, sure.
  330.  
  331. 75
  332. 00:05:28,144 --> 00:05:29,709
  333. I'm glad you swiped right.
  334.  
  335. 76
  336. 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:33,413
  337. It's really hard to find
  338. girls that like to free-climb.
  339.  
  340. 77
  341. 00:05:33,415 --> 00:05:35,682
  342. What the
  343. hell is he talking about?
  344.  
  345. 78
  346. 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:38,584
  347. Oh, my profile.
  348.  
  349. 79
  350. 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:41,587
  351. I thought free-climbing
  352. was some sort of sex thing.
  353.  
  354. 80
  355. 00:05:41,589 --> 00:05:43,623
  356. Well, when the app
  357. asked for what level,
  358.  
  359. 81
  360. 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,858
  361. I obviously wrote expert.
  362.  
  363. 82
  364. 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:46,695
  365. Gosh.
  366.  
  367. 83
  368. 00:05:53,168 --> 00:05:53,802
  369. Oh.
  370.  
  371. 84
  372. 00:05:55,336 --> 00:05:57,603
  373. This is pretty
  374. hardcore, even for me.
  375.  
  376. 85
  377. 00:05:57,605 --> 00:05:59,473
  378. Wait, is he serious?
  379.  
  380. 86
  381. 00:05:59,475 --> 00:06:01,175
  382. I thought we were gonna
  383. take some cute selfies
  384.  
  385. 87
  386. 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:02,479
  387. and go back to his place.
  388.  
  389. 88
  390. 00:06:03,745 --> 00:06:04,978
  391. We could've started
  392. with something simpler,
  393.  
  394. 89
  395. 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:07,716
  396. but I mean, I'm sure at your
  397. level this is a piece of cake.
  398.  
  399. 90
  400. 00:06:08,783 --> 00:06:10,216
  401. Way to go, Barbs.
  402.  
  403. 91
  404. 00:06:10,218 --> 00:06:11,687
  405. You're gonna get
  406. yourself killed.
  407.  
  408. 92
  409. 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,593
  410. Was that a pterodactyl?
  411.  
  412. 93
  413. 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,692
  414. OMG, I'm so gonna die.
  415.  
  416. 94
  417. 00:06:19,694 --> 00:06:21,894
  418. I mean, anything can
  419. happen out there.
  420.  
  421. 95
  422. 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:23,663
  423. I can be eaten by a
  424. bear, fall of a cliff,
  425.  
  426. 96
  427. 00:06:23,665 --> 00:06:26,802
  428. butt-raped by aliens, dragged
  429. away by wolves, anything!
  430.  
  431. 97
  432. 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:28,969
  433. Let's go.
  434.  
  435. 98
  436. 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,773
  437. And
  438. I just got these shoes.
  439.  
  440. 99
  441. 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,310
  442. Ugh, just look at that butt.
  443.  
  444. 100
  445. 00:06:35,511 --> 00:06:37,747
  446. He definitely
  447. doesn't skip leg day.
  448.  
  449. 101
  450. 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:42,618
  451. Totally worth it.
  452.  
  453. 102
  454. 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:44,420
  455. No sweat.
  456.  
  457. 103
  458. 00:06:45,387 --> 00:06:47,654
  459. - I
  460. - hope he eats pineapple.
  461.  
  462. 104
  463. 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,416
  464. Aw, that's so sweet.
  465.  
  466. 105
  467. 00:07:16,418 --> 00:07:18,388
  468. She's going slow
  469. and waiting for me.
  470.  
  471. 106
  472. 00:07:20,255 --> 00:07:21,857
  473. Aw, he's so sweet.
  474.  
  475. 107
  476. 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,365
  477. OMG, it is pineapple!
  478.  
  479. 108
  480. 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,201
  481. Mm!
  482.  
  483. 109
  484. 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:44,711
  485. - I
  486. - can't wait to invite her
  487.  
  488. 110
  489. 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,216
  490. to my mansion in Hawaii.
  491.  
  492. 111
  493. 00:07:47,382 --> 00:07:48,649
  494. This isn't so bad,
  495.  
  496. 112
  497. 00:07:48,651 --> 00:07:51,817
  498. but I could totally go
  499. for a latte right now.
  500.  
  501. 113
  502. 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,786
  503. You
  504. know, I'm gonna slow down
  505.  
  506. 114
  507. 00:07:53,788 --> 00:07:55,355
  508. and let her get ahead of me,
  509.  
  510. 115
  511. 00:07:55,357 --> 00:07:56,960
  512. so if she falls I can catch her.
  513.  
  514. 116
  515. 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:03,899
  516. Everything about her is perfect.
  517.  
  518. 117
  519. 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,666
  520. I hope
  521. there's a Starbucks up there
  522.  
  523. 118
  524. 00:08:06,668 --> 00:08:07,502
  525. or something.
  526.  
  527. 119
  528. 00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:13,707
  529. - I
  530. - can see myself spending
  531.  
  532. 120
  533. 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:16,411
  534. the rest of my life
  535. with this girl.
  536.  
  537. 121
  538. 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:29,792
  539. Phew,
  540. almost at the top.
  541.  
  542. 122
  543. 00:08:33,828 --> 00:08:35,798
  544. Sure hope we're not
  545. going down that way.
  546.  
  547. 123
  548. 00:08:37,732 --> 00:08:38,567
  549. Whew!
  550.  
  551. 124
  552. 00:08:54,615 --> 00:08:55,451
  553. Jake?
  554.  
  555. 125
  556. 00:08:56,784 --> 00:08:58,852
  557. There's no signal up here.
  558.  
  559. 126
  560. 00:08:58,854 --> 00:08:59,855
  561. Jake?
  562.  
  563. 127
  564. 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:03,493
  565. Jake?
  566.  
  567. 128
  568. 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:05,561
  569. Jake?
  570.  
  571. 129
  572. 00:09:07,929 --> 00:09:09,765
  573. What are you doing down there?
  574.  
  575. 130
  576. 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:27,649
  577. Ugh, there's no signal up here!
  578.  
  579. 131
  580. 00:09:28,951 --> 00:09:29,786
  581. Ugh.
  582.  
  583. 132
  584. 00:09:32,086 --> 00:09:34,387
  585. Maybe
  586. there's some signal,
  587.  
  588. 133
  589. 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:36,859
  590. mm, over here.
  591.  
  592. 134
  593. 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:50,903
  594. Whoa!
  595.  
  596. 135
  597. 00:09:54,809 --> 00:09:55,644
  598. Jake?
  599.  
  600. 136
  601. 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:00,082
  602. Are you okay?
  603.  
  604. 137
  605. 00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:18,565
  606. O!
  607.  
  608. 138
  609. 00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:19,900
  610. O!
  611.  
  612. 139
  613. 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:21,600
  614. M!
  615.  
  616. 140
  617. 00:10:21,602 --> 00:10:23,002
  618. M!
  619.  
  620. 141
  621. 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:24,537
  622. G!
  623.  
  624. 142
  625. 00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:25,704
  626. G!
  627.  
  628. 143
  629. 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:36,715
  630. Did I just kill the
  631. hottest guy ever?
  632.  
  633. 144
  634. 00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:37,950
  635. I didn't know about the rock.
  636.  
  637. 145
  638. 00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:39,486
  639. I mean, I didn't
  640. put the rock there.
  641.  
  642. 146
  643. 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:40,454
  644. The rock, who put
  645. the rock there?
  646.  
  647. 147
  648. 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:41,954
  649. Like, Mother Nature and stuff.
  650.  
  651. 148
  652. 00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:42,789
  653. It's not my fault.
  654.  
  655. 149
  656. 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:43,623
  657. I didn't do it.
  658.  
  659. 150
  660. 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,458
  661. It's not me.
  662.  
  663. 151
  664. 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,157
  665. I would never do that.
  666.  
  667. 152
  668. 00:11:03,044 --> 00:11:04,844
  669. Now I'm totally lost.
  670.  
  671. 153
  672. 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:08,047
  673. No signal, no date,
  674. no food, no water.
  675.  
  676. 154
  677. 00:11:08,049 --> 00:11:11,453
  678. Didn't see this bag of dicks
  679. coming straight at my face.
  680.  
  681. 155
  682. 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,854
  683. This is insane!
  684.  
  685. 156
  686. 00:11:14,856 --> 00:11:16,055
  687. I can't believe I'm out here.
  688.  
  689. 157
  690. 00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:20,797
  691. And the worst part is I can't
  692. upload these amazing selfies.
  693.  
  694. 158
  695. 00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:25,866
  696. Why don't they put cell
  697. towers out here or something?
  698.  
  699. 159
  700. 00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:28,901
  701. Ugh, ugh, like, no
  702. signal anywhere.
  703.  
  704. 160
  705. 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,206
  706. I mean, if you're gonna
  707. be banished up here,
  708.  
  709. 161
  710. 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,009
  711. you're gonna wind up
  712. dead anyway soon, right?
  713.  
  714. 162
  715. 00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:37,946
  716. Figures.
  717.  
  718. 163
  719. 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:45,020
  720. I bet all my friends are
  721. worried sick about me.
  722.  
  723. 164
  724. 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,954
  725. It's not bad.
  726.  
  727. 165
  728. 00:11:48,956 --> 00:11:50,956
  729. It could be worse, right?
  730.  
  731. 166
  732. 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,161
  733. I mean, like, I'm
  734. getting back to nature.
  735.  
  736. 167
  737. 00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:57,066
  738. I'm becoming like zen and stuff.
  739.  
  740. 168
  741. 00:11:58,299 --> 00:12:02,038
  742. Ugh, my feet are killing me.
  743.  
  744. 169
  745. 00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:06,006
  746. Wow, this is a great
  747. location for squat videos.
  748.  
  749. 170
  750. 00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:07,541
  751. I mean, look at this place.
  752.  
  753. 171
  754. 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:09,979
  755. I can totally make
  756. so much content here.
  757.  
  758. 172
  759. 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:24,123
  760. Oh, oh no.
  761.  
  762. 173
  763. 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:25,093
  764. Oh no, oh no, oh no.
  765.  
  766. 174
  767. 00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,127
  768. Oh god.
  769.  
  770. 175
  771. 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,994
  772. I hope there's like some,
  773.  
  774. 176
  775. 00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:30,729
  776. some signal up here.
  777.  
  778. 177
  779. 00:12:30,731 --> 00:12:31,964
  780. There's no way, oh, no way.
  781.  
  782. 178
  783. 00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:35,035
  784. This is, this is
  785. not happening to me.
  786.  
  787. 179
  788. 00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:37,737
  789. No, this is not happening
  790. to me right now.
  791.  
  792. 180
  793. 00:12:37,739 --> 00:12:40,272
  794. Come on, signal,
  795. come on, come on!
  796.  
  797. 181
  798. 00:12:40,274 --> 00:12:42,842
  799. God, oh god, this can't be!
  800.  
  801. 182
  802. 00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:45,248
  803. Oh, oh, I'm not, no!
  804.  
  805. 183
  806. 00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:48,047
  807. Oh!
  808.  
  809. 184
  810. 00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:50,016
  811. Body, you can't do
  812. this to me right now!
  813.  
  814. 185
  815. 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:52,919
  816. Oh goodness, oh, oh, oh!
  817.  
  818. 186
  819. 00:12:52,921 --> 00:12:54,353
  820. How did the savages do it?
  821.  
  822. 187
  823. 00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:55,821
  824. Oh!
  825.  
  826. 188
  827. 00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:57,123
  828. I'm not gonna be
  829. like a barbarian,
  830.  
  831. 189
  832. 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,892
  833. but I don't think
  834. I have any choice.
  835.  
  836. 190
  837. 00:12:59,894 --> 00:13:01,261
  838. Oh, what am I gonna do?
  839.  
  840. 191
  841. 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,228
  842. Toilet paper, mm!
  843.  
  844. 192
  845. 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,066
  846. Leaves.
  847.  
  848. 193
  849. 00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:09,902
  850. Okay, okay, maybe I
  851. could use some of these.
  852.  
  853. 194
  854. 00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:11,003
  855. Right here, okay.
  856.  
  857. 195
  858. 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,805
  859. Now, now I need to find a spot.
  860.  
  861. 196
  862. 00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:14,040
  863. Oh!
  864.  
  865. 197
  866. 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,208
  867. I can't wait any longer!
  868.  
  869. 198
  870. 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,176
  871. Oh, I need a spot, oh!
  872.  
  873. 199
  874. 00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:18,011
  875. What about right here?
  876.  
  877. 200
  878. 00:13:18,013 --> 00:13:18,877
  879. Yes, this looks fine.
  880.  
  881. 201
  882. 00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:19,912
  883. Okay, all right.
  884.  
  885. 202
  886. 00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:20,946
  887. Pants down.
  888.  
  889. 203
  890. 00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:21,783
  891. Okay.
  892.  
  893. 204
  894. 00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:36,831
  895. Oh, that's so good.
  896.  
  897. 205
  898. 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,366
  899. Woo!
  900.  
  901. 206
  902. 00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:41,001
  903. Yes.
  904.  
  905. 207
  906. 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:41,935
  907. Woo!
  908.  
  909. 208
  910. 00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:44,103
  911. My pants feel looser now!
  912.  
  913. 209
  914. 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,207
  915. Oh, I feel so cleansed.
  916.  
  917. 210
  918. 00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:51,276
  919. I guess it's not such
  920. a bad day after all.
  921.  
  922. 211
  923. 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:52,845
  924. Feel so fresh.
  925.  
  926. 212
  927. 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,728
  928. I once saw some TV show about
  929. this guy in the woods and junk
  930.  
  931. 213
  932. 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,267
  933. and he would just find stuff
  934. that would help him survive.
  935.  
  936. 214
  937. 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:15,134
  938. I wish I paid attention to it,
  939.  
  940. 215
  941. 00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:17,036
  942. but he was like so hot
  943.  
  944. 216
  945. 00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:19,140
  946. and I really didn't
  947. understand a word he said.
  948.  
  949. 217
  950. 00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,844
  951. Hm, I wonder if I could
  952. find him out here.
  953.  
  954. 218
  955. 00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,210
  956. Maybe I could get a ride.
  957.  
  958. 219
  959. 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,281
  960. He's always got like a
  961. helicopter or something.
  962.  
  963. 220
  964. 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,883
  965. Ew, is that a spider?
  966.  
  967. 221
  968. 00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:32,118
  969. I hate spiders!
  970.  
  971. 222
  972. 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,121
  973. Ugh, this place so
  974. needs a cleaning!
  975.  
  976. 223
  977. 00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:38,190
  978. Where are the park maids?
  979.  
  980. 224
  981. 00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:39,227
  982. Ew!
  983.  
  984. 225
  985. 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,227
  986. I hate this place!
  987.  
  988. 226
  989. 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:42,365
  990. I hate nature!
  991.  
  992. 227
  993. 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,132
  994. I wonder if this
  995. place has bears in it.
  996.  
  997. 228
  998. 00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:49,469
  999. I mean, it looks
  1000. like a bear place,
  1001.  
  1002. 229
  1003. 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,372
  1004. and if I was a bear, I'd
  1005. totally hang out here.
  1006.  
  1007. 230
  1008. 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:56,108
  1009. Hey, is this where the
  1010. WeHo Bear Club hangs out?
  1011.  
  1012. 231
  1013. 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,377
  1014. What the!
  1015.  
  1016. 232
  1017. 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,746
  1018. You're gonna burn in
  1019. hell for what you did!
  1020.  
  1021. 233
  1022. 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,983
  1023. Three years cardio kickboxing!
  1024.  
  1025. 234
  1026. 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,219
  1027. Whoa, cool your jets, turbo.
  1028.  
  1029. 235
  1030. 00:15:06,221 --> 00:15:09,455
  1031. I, uh, was looking
  1032. for someone else.
  1033.  
  1034. 236
  1035. 00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:10,959
  1036. Gonna need this for later.
  1037.  
  1038. 237
  1039. 00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,263
  1040. You gonna kill some peanut
  1041. butter sandwiches with that?
  1042.  
  1043. 238
  1044. 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,199
  1045. I lost my weapon.
  1046.  
  1047. 239
  1048. 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,670
  1049. I woke up and it was gone, okay?
  1050.  
  1051. 240
  1052. 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,172
  1053. I'm looking for someone.
  1054.  
  1055. 241
  1056. 00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:25,905
  1057. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,
  1058.  
  1059. 242
  1060. 00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:27,206
  1061. whoa whoa whoa, I totally
  1062. found him like that.
  1063.  
  1064. 243
  1065. 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,342
  1066. He was at the bottom of the hill
  1067.  
  1068. 244
  1069. 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,243
  1070. and the blood and the rock
  1071. was already on top of him
  1072.  
  1073. 245
  1074. 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:31,243
  1075. and I was totally gonna go
  1076. down there and help him out,
  1077.  
  1078. 246
  1079. 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,911
  1080. but you know, I'm wearing
  1081. high-heel sneakers
  1082.  
  1083. 247
  1084. 00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:34,817
  1085. - and I can't go down there...
  1086. - Found who?
  1087.  
  1088. 248
  1089. 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:38,387
  1090. Nobody.
  1091.  
  1092. 249
  1093. 00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:42,254
  1094. Are you the police?
  1095.  
  1096. 250
  1097. 00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:44,223
  1098. Police.
  1099.  
  1100. 251
  1101. 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:45,324
  1102. No.
  1103.  
  1104. 252
  1105. 00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:48,294
  1106. I'm Homeland Security.
  1107.  
  1108. 253
  1109. 00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:51,033
  1110. Oh.
  1111.  
  1112. 254
  1113. 00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:53,201
  1114. Whew.
  1115.  
  1116. 255
  1117. 00:16:00,274 --> 00:16:02,108
  1118. What happened to your head?
  1119.  
  1120. 256
  1121. 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:02,945
  1122. It's nothing.
  1123.  
  1124. 257
  1125. 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,882
  1126. I'm looking for someone.
  1127.  
  1128. 258
  1129. 00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:12,053
  1130. Have you seen this woman?
  1131.  
  1132. 259
  1133. 00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:17,556
  1134. That is the worst
  1135. selfie I have ever seen.
  1136.  
  1137. 260
  1138. 00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,258
  1139. You need to learn better angles.
  1140.  
  1141. 261
  1142. 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,328
  1143. You can make yourself look
  1144. about 10 pounds lighter.
  1145.  
  1146. 262
  1147. 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,429
  1148. And you need a
  1149.  
  1150. 263
  1151. 00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:34,807
  1152. filter too because I
  1153. could totally see pores.
  1154.  
  1155. 264
  1156. 00:16:34,809 --> 00:16:36,111
  1157. So you haven't seen her?
  1158.  
  1159. 265
  1160. 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,384
  1161. OMG!
  1162.  
  1163. 266
  1164. 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,054
  1165. You get cellphone
  1166. service out here?
  1167.  
  1168. 267
  1169. 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,525
  1170. Who is your carrier?
  1171.  
  1172. 268
  1173. 00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,261
  1174. Nassau.
  1175.  
  1176. 269
  1177. 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:56,930
  1178. Are they good?
  1179.  
  1180. 270
  1181. 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:57,533
  1182. Stellar.
  1183.  
  1184. 271
  1185. 00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:00,199
  1186. Interstellar.
  1187.  
  1188. 272
  1189. 00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:03,268
  1190. Because I can't get
  1191. a single bar out here.
  1192.  
  1193. 273
  1194. 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,337
  1195. Are their roaming rates okay?
  1196.  
  1197. 274
  1198. 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,942
  1199. Astronomical, but
  1200. we're subsidized.
  1201.  
  1202. 275
  1203. 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,378
  1204. Wow.
  1205.  
  1206. 276
  1207. 00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:13,348
  1208. Excuse me.
  1209.  
  1210. 277
  1211. 00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,187
  1212. - Hm?
  1213. - Sir.
  1214.  
  1215. 278
  1216. 00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:22,855
  1217. My sit rep is as follows.
  1218.  
  1219. 279
  1220. 00:17:23,892 --> 00:17:25,924
  1221. Agent Vicky is still MIA.
  1222.  
  1223. 280
  1224. 00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:28,327
  1225. The package is recovered.
  1226.  
  1227. 281
  1228. 00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,295
  1229. Mm-hm.
  1230.  
  1231. 282
  1232. 00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:30,930
  1233. I'm wounded but able.
  1234.  
  1235. 283
  1236. 00:17:30,932 --> 00:17:32,899
  1237. The situation...
  1238.  
  1239. 284
  1240. 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:34,267
  1241. Is FUBAR.
  1242.  
  1243. 285
  1244. 00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:38,304
  1245. No, no no no no no no.
  1246.  
  1247. 286
  1248. 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,405
  1249. No, Bogley shot
  1250. down the transport.
  1251.  
  1252. 287
  1253. 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,209
  1254. Requesting recovery team.
  1255.  
  1256. 288
  1257. 00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:45,111
  1258. They are everywhere!
  1259.  
  1260. 289
  1261. 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,581
  1262. Send in Agent Radcliff.
  1263.  
  1264. 290
  1265. 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:52,520
  1266. Roger that, sir.
  1267.  
  1268. 291
  1269. 00:17:56,223 --> 00:17:58,658
  1270. So I'm not in trouble?
  1271.  
  1272. 292
  1273. 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,196
  1274. Are you an illegal alien?
  1275.  
  1276. 293
  1277. 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,462
  1278. Six eyes, tentacles?
  1279.  
  1280. 294
  1281. 00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:04,432
  1282. I'm from Texas.
  1283.  
  1284. 295
  1285. 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,302
  1286. Close enough.
  1287.  
  1288. 296
  1289. 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,374
  1290. I can't believe you
  1291. get signal out here.
  1292.  
  1293. 297
  1294. 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,546
  1295. I've been looking for
  1296. signal for like an hour.
  1297.  
  1298. 298
  1299. 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,482
  1300. God, I wish I had some
  1301. water or something.
  1302.  
  1303. 299
  1304. 00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,485
  1305. You sound like you're
  1306. totally choking.
  1307.  
  1308. 300
  1309. 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:31,490
  1310. Oh, do you think if I get
  1311. higher up the mountain,
  1312.  
  1313. 301
  1314. 00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:33,294
  1315. like I could get a signal there?
  1316.  
  1317. 302
  1318. 00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:42,434
  1319. You know what?
  1320.  
  1321. 303
  1322. 00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:43,538
  1323. Can I borrow your
  1324. cellphone to...
  1325.  
  1326. 304
  1327. 00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:48,309
  1328. Hello?
  1329.  
  1330. 305
  1331. 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,613
  1332. So you haven't seen her?
  1333.  
  1334. 306
  1335. 00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,246
  1336. No!
  1337.  
  1338. 307
  1339. 00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,415
  1340. Creepy much?
  1341.  
  1342. 308
  1343. 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,417
  1344. Just like I need a,
  1345.  
  1346. 309
  1347. 00:18:57,419 --> 00:18:59,384
  1348. I need a new phone or something.
  1349.  
  1350. 310
  1351. 00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,422
  1352. This one's terrible.
  1353.  
  1354. 311
  1355. 00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:18,036
  1356. Hey, do you know how to
  1357.  
  1358. 312
  1359. 00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:19,439
  1360. get
  1361.  
  1362. 313
  1363. 00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:20,442
  1364. out of here?
  1365.  
  1366. 314
  1367. 00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,564
  1368. I have
  1369. like 3.4 million followers.
  1370.  
  1371. 315
  1372. 00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:47,400
  1373. I have millions of likes,
  1374. collaborations, sponsorships.
  1375.  
  1376. 316
  1377. 00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:49,469
  1378. I spend all my
  1379. time showing people
  1380.  
  1381. 317
  1382. 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,406
  1383. what a perfect and
  1384. sexy life I have.
  1385.  
  1386. 318
  1387. 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:57,442
  1388. And I have no real friends.
  1389.  
  1390. 319
  1391. 00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:59,647
  1392. I don't have any real friends.
  1393.  
  1394. 320
  1395. 00:20:01,348 --> 00:20:03,415
  1396. I don't spend time with anyone.
  1397.  
  1398. 321
  1399. 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:06,054
  1400. All my friends are
  1401. social media friends.
  1402.  
  1403. 322
  1404. 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:10,055
  1405. There is literally
  1406. no one out there
  1407.  
  1408. 323
  1409. 00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,460
  1410. that gives a damn about me.
  1411.  
  1412. 324
  1413. 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,727
  1414. If I don't upload
  1415. for a few days,
  1416.  
  1417. 325
  1418. 00:20:14,729 --> 00:20:16,528
  1419. everyone will
  1420. forget I even exist,
  1421.  
  1422. 326
  1423. 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:19,599
  1424. and there is a new face already
  1425. poised to take my place.
  1426.  
  1427. 327
  1428. 00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:20,432
  1429. Uh-huh.
  1430.  
  1431. 328
  1432. 00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:21,601
  1433. I hate Jessica!
  1434.  
  1435. 329
  1436. 00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:23,471
  1437. Her makeup is
  1438. always so on point!
  1439.  
  1440. 330
  1441. 00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:27,440
  1442. Well, sure she looks
  1443. like ass in real life
  1444.  
  1445. 331
  1446. 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,307
  1447. without all her filters.
  1448.  
  1449. 332
  1450. 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:30,776
  1451. Totally met her at a meetup,
  1452.  
  1453. 333
  1454. 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,513
  1455. and I laughed so
  1456. hard when I saw her.
  1457.  
  1458. 334
  1459. 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:34,616
  1460. What a dumb hoe.
  1461.  
  1462. 335
  1463. 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,616
  1464. She shouldn't show
  1465. her face in public
  1466.  
  1467. 336
  1468. 00:20:37,618 --> 00:20:40,353
  1469. when she uses all those tricks
  1470. to make her skin all flawless
  1471.  
  1472. 337
  1473. 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:43,623
  1474. and all those camera angles to
  1475. make herself look all skinny.
  1476.  
  1477. 338
  1478. 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,124
  1479. She is a walking lie,
  1480.  
  1481. 339
  1482. 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:49,194
  1483. and I can't even post
  1484. that pic of me and Jake.
  1485.  
  1486. 340
  1487. 00:20:49,196 --> 00:20:50,496
  1488. R.I.P.
  1489.  
  1490. 341
  1491. 00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:51,567
  1492. He was so lit.
  1493.  
  1494. 342
  1495. 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:56,235
  1496. I am so hungry.
  1497.  
  1498. 343
  1499. 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:58,336
  1500. If I don't eat
  1501. something like soon,
  1502.  
  1503. 344
  1504. 00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:00,672
  1505. I'll start losing
  1506. all my booty gains.
  1507.  
  1508. 345
  1509. 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:01,710
  1510. Bag of dicks.
  1511.  
  1512. 346
  1513. 00:21:04,511 --> 00:21:06,578
  1514. Oh, mushrooms.
  1515.  
  1516. 347
  1517. 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:10,248
  1518. Non-GMO, gluten-free, and
  1519. totally organic, right?
  1520.  
  1521. 348
  1522. 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,117
  1523. I mean, you can't
  1524. get much fresher
  1525.  
  1526. 349
  1527. 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,055
  1528. than straight out of
  1529. the forest, right?
  1530.  
  1531. 350
  1532. 00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:17,155
  1533. Smells like shiitake.
  1534.  
  1535. 351
  1536. 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:19,292
  1537. I, I wish I could look it up.
  1538.  
  1539. 352
  1540. 00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:20,162
  1541. Dammit!
  1542.  
  1543. 353
  1544. 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:24,497
  1545. Well, what if I just try one?
  1546.  
  1547. 354
  1548. 00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:27,266
  1549. I can always make
  1550. myself throw up, right?
  1551.  
  1552. 355
  1553. 00:21:27,268 --> 00:21:28,767
  1554. I'm like great at vomit.
  1555.  
  1556. 356
  1557. 00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:30,436
  1558. I practiced in high school.
  1559.  
  1560. 357
  1561. 00:21:30,438 --> 00:21:32,738
  1562. No way Suzie Baker was
  1563. gonna be thinner than me.
  1564.  
  1565. 358
  1566. 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,242
  1567. That bitch.
  1568.  
  1569. 359
  1570. 00:21:40,414 --> 00:21:43,115
  1571. Hm, tastes pretty good.
  1572.  
  1573. 360
  1574. 00:21:43,117 --> 00:21:45,884
  1575. I'm like so paleo right now.
  1576.  
  1577. 361
  1578. 00:21:45,886 --> 00:21:48,557
  1579. Just like that raw vegan
  1580. place I tried last month.
  1581.  
  1582. 362
  1583. 00:21:50,357 --> 00:21:53,628
  1584. Ugh, I'm like a total
  1585. savage barbarian right now.
  1586.  
  1587. 363
  1588. 00:23:58,786 --> 00:23:59,788
  1589. Oh!
  1590.  
  1591. 364
  1592. 00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:03,258
  1593. A unicorn.
  1594.  
  1595. 365
  1596. 00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:08,864
  1597. Take me to that rainbow.
  1598.  
  1599. 366
  1600. 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,245
  1601. Whoa!
  1602.  
  1603. 367
  1604. 00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,346
  1605. Pretty colors!
  1606.  
  1607. 368
  1608. 00:25:01,648 --> 00:25:03,315
  1609. Get out of the way!
  1610.  
  1611. 369
  1612. 00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:05,817
  1613. You're gonna get
  1614. yourself killed!
  1615.  
  1616. 370
  1617. 00:25:10,991 --> 00:25:14,326
  1618. Do you know how to get
  1619. to grandma's house?
  1620.  
  1621. 371
  1622. 00:25:14,328 --> 00:25:16,895
  1623. I don't know where
  1624. your grandma is.
  1625.  
  1626. 372
  1627. 00:25:20,535 --> 00:25:21,566
  1628. What's wrong with you?
  1629.  
  1630. 373
  1631. 00:25:21,568 --> 00:25:22,903
  1632. Did you eat something out here?
  1633.  
  1634. 374
  1635. 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:26,771
  1636. Are you hungry?
  1637.  
  1638. 375
  1639. 00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:28,542
  1640. I have muffins and cookies.
  1641.  
  1642. 376
  1643. 00:25:31,712 --> 00:25:32,780
  1644. Uh,
  1645.  
  1646. 377
  1647. 00:25:33,881 --> 00:25:35,450
  1648. I only
  1649.  
  1650. 378
  1651. 00:25:37,785 --> 00:25:39,785
  1652. eat gluten-free cookies.
  1653.  
  1654. 379
  1655. 00:25:39,787 --> 00:25:41,757
  1656. Give those to your grandma.
  1657.  
  1658. 380
  1659. 00:25:52,866 --> 00:25:53,902
  1660. Um...
  1661.  
  1662. 381
  1663. 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:02,040
  1664. Hey Mister Wolf, did
  1665. you see what I just saw?
  1666.  
  1667. 382
  1668. 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:03,843
  1669. Was that Little Red Riding Hood?
  1670.  
  1671. 383
  1672. 00:26:03,845 --> 00:26:05,811
  1673. It
  1674. sure was, Barbi.
  1675.  
  1676. 384
  1677. 00:26:05,813 --> 00:26:08,413
  1678. I think that was
  1679. Little Red Riding Hood.
  1680.  
  1681. 385
  1682. 00:26:08,415 --> 00:26:09,849
  1683. What do you think?
  1684.  
  1685. 386
  1686. 00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:12,817
  1687. You're far
  1688. more delicious though.
  1689.  
  1690. 387
  1691. 00:26:47,555 --> 00:26:49,858
  1692. Have you seen Agent Mahoney?
  1693.  
  1694. 388
  1695. 00:26:51,592 --> 00:26:53,659
  1696. Tall, bald, glasses.
  1697.  
  1698. 389
  1699. 00:26:53,661 --> 00:26:55,997
  1700. The better to see me with!
  1701.  
  1702. 390
  1703. 00:27:21,154 --> 00:27:23,759
  1704. They must have no vision
  1705. in the pink spectrum!
  1706.  
  1707. 391
  1708. 00:28:23,017 --> 00:28:24,085
  1709. They can't see pink.
  1710.  
  1711. 392
  1712. 00:28:37,097 --> 00:28:39,097
  1713. Sir, I have discovered a
  1714. fault in their technology.
  1715.  
  1716. 393
  1717. 00:28:52,813 --> 00:28:54,880
  1718. It can change the course
  1719. of our whole battle.
  1720.  
  1721. 394
  1722. 00:28:55,982 --> 00:28:57,783
  1723. Alert Agent Radcliff that
  1724. the aliens cannot see pink.
  1725.  
  1726. 395
  1727. 00:29:03,156 --> 00:29:04,492
  1728. Oh, pretty!
  1729.  
  1730. 396
  1731. 00:29:22,809 --> 00:29:24,977
  1732. Okay,
  1733. I'm starting to suspect
  1734.  
  1735. 397
  1736. 00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,812
  1737. that those were not
  1738. gluten-free mushrooms,
  1739.  
  1740. 398
  1741. 00:29:26,814 --> 00:29:28,846
  1742. because I haven't
  1743. tripped balls like this
  1744.  
  1745. 399
  1746. 00:29:28,848 --> 00:29:31,115
  1747. since that weekend freshman
  1748. year in the Hamptons
  1749.  
  1750. 400
  1751. 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,754
  1752. when Jessica stole my
  1753. first serious boyfriend.
  1754.  
  1755. 401
  1756. 00:29:35,288 --> 00:29:37,655
  1757. What was his name again?
  1758.  
  1759. 402
  1760. 00:29:37,657 --> 00:29:41,326
  1761. I mean, we were like totally
  1762. destined to be together.
  1763.  
  1764. 403
  1765. 00:29:41,328 --> 00:29:43,728
  1766. He was so rough and tough,
  1767.  
  1768. 404
  1769. 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:46,100
  1770. just like a hot barbarian.
  1771.  
  1772. 405
  1773. 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:49,969
  1774. I would've given him
  1775. so many followers,
  1776.  
  1777. 406
  1778. 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:53,107
  1779. but he chose Jessica and
  1780. all he got was herpes.
  1781.  
  1782. 407
  1783. 00:29:54,808 --> 00:29:57,042
  1784. OMG, is that him,
  1785.  
  1786. 408
  1787. 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:58,146
  1788. what's-his-nuts?
  1789.  
  1790. 409
  1791. 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,046
  1792. He looks so much
  1793. better in a loincloth.
  1794.  
  1795. 410
  1796. 00:30:05,185 --> 00:30:07,054
  1797. Antibiotics do wonders.
  1798.  
  1799. 411
  1800. 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,857
  1801. Check out this cute outfit.
  1802.  
  1803. 412
  1804. 00:30:12,859 --> 00:30:15,628
  1805. I have a sword, armored boobs!
  1806.  
  1807. 413
  1808. 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,062
  1809. Looking good, Barbi.
  1810.  
  1811. 414
  1812. 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,735
  1813. Hm.
  1814.  
  1815. 415
  1816. 00:30:22,336 --> 00:30:24,103
  1817. This looks sharp.
  1818.  
  1819. 416
  1820. 00:30:24,105 --> 00:30:26,575
  1821. This hallucination
  1822. is like so lit.
  1823.  
  1824. 417
  1825. 00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,209
  1826. That's right.
  1827.  
  1828. 418
  1829. 00:30:30,211 --> 00:30:31,376
  1830. Sploosh.
  1831.  
  1832. 419
  1833. 00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:34,046
  1834. You're gonna need a lot more
  1835. water to put out this fire.
  1836.  
  1837. 420
  1838. 00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:35,146
  1839. Mm-hm.
  1840.  
  1841. 421
  1842. 00:30:35,148 --> 00:30:38,083
  1843. Man, my abs look amazing.
  1844.  
  1845. 422
  1846. 00:30:38,085 --> 00:30:39,317
  1847. Why
  1848. did we break up again?
  1849.  
  1850. 423
  1851. 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:41,056
  1852. I totally can't remember.
  1853.  
  1854. 424
  1855. 00:30:43,156 --> 00:30:45,024
  1856. I bet she wants me.
  1857.  
  1858. 425
  1859. 00:30:45,026 --> 00:30:46,290
  1860. If
  1861. this gets any hotter,
  1862.  
  1863. 426
  1864. 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:48,192
  1865. I'm gonna need a boat.
  1866.  
  1867. 427
  1868. 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,197
  1869. Check it, uh-huh.
  1870.  
  1871. 428
  1872. 00:30:52,199 --> 00:30:54,298
  1873. Call that a sword?
  1874.  
  1875. 429
  1876. 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,971
  1877. I'll
  1878. call it anything you want.
  1879.  
  1880. 430
  1881. 00:30:59,874 --> 00:31:01,675
  1882. Wait, what just happened?
  1883.  
  1884. 431
  1885. 00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:04,776
  1886. BARBARIAN
  1887. VOICEOVER: Mm, baby!
  1888.  
  1889. 432
  1890. 00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:05,811
  1891. Wait, what?
  1892.  
  1893. 433
  1894. 00:31:07,948 --> 00:31:09,250
  1895. Hail to the king.
  1896.  
  1897. 434
  1898. 00:31:10,884 --> 00:31:13,121
  1899. Well
  1900. this escalated quickly.
  1901.  
  1902. 435
  1903. 00:31:14,387 --> 00:31:15,789
  1904. Oh, he's serious.
  1905.  
  1906. 436
  1907. 00:31:18,025 --> 00:31:20,159
  1908. Maybe he means
  1909. somebody back there.
  1910.  
  1911. 437
  1912. 00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:22,061
  1913. Nope, just me.
  1914.  
  1915. 438
  1916. 00:31:22,063 --> 00:31:24,462
  1917. Well, I didn't get
  1918. all fantasy dressed up
  1919.  
  1920. 439
  1921. 00:31:24,464 --> 00:31:26,731
  1922. for nothing, I guess.
  1923.  
  1924. 440
  1925. 00:31:26,733 --> 00:31:28,232
  1926. And I have this sword,
  1927.  
  1928. 441
  1929. 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:31,005
  1930. so my brain must've known
  1931. something like this would happen.
  1932.  
  1933. 442
  1934. 00:31:32,772 --> 00:31:35,074
  1935. Gonna make her work for it.
  1936.  
  1937. 443
  1938. 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,645
  1939. This chick's gonna ruin my pump!
  1940.  
  1941. 444
  1942. 00:31:39,046 --> 00:31:41,246
  1943. Your
  1944. pump looks just fine to me.
  1945.  
  1946. 445
  1947. 00:31:41,248 --> 00:31:42,346
  1948. I could totally take him.
  1949.  
  1950. 446
  1951. 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,216
  1952. I know what he likes.
  1953.  
  1954. 447
  1955. 00:31:45,452 --> 00:31:46,788
  1956. She slapped my ass.
  1957.  
  1958. 448
  1959. 00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:50,055
  1960. I kinda like it.
  1961.  
  1962. 449
  1963. 00:31:50,057 --> 00:31:52,157
  1964. Oh,
  1965. we're still doing this.
  1966.  
  1967. 450
  1968. 00:31:54,494 --> 00:31:57,129
  1969. When did foreplay
  1970. become so hard?
  1971.  
  1972. 451
  1973. 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,432
  1974. - I
  1975. - knew I shouldn't have taken
  1976.  
  1977. 452
  1978. 00:32:01,434 --> 00:32:03,235
  1979. my pre-workout pill early.
  1980.  
  1981. 453
  1982. 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,438
  1983. I'm so glad
  1984.  
  1985. 454
  1986. 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,006
  1987. I've been doing yoga classes.
  1988.  
  1989. 455
  1990. 00:32:08,008 --> 00:32:10,241
  1991. They really keep
  1992. me nice and loose.
  1993.  
  1994. 456
  1995. 00:32:10,243 --> 00:32:11,744
  1996. I can totally hold my own.
  1997.  
  1998. 457
  1999. 00:32:11,746 --> 00:32:12,978
  2000. I always could.
  2001.  
  2002. 458
  2003. 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:16,148
  2004. Not to mention I look
  2005. amazing with this hand.
  2006.  
  2007. 459
  2008. 00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:17,015
  2009. - I
  2010. - wonder if she saw that lion
  2011.  
  2012. 460
  2013. 00:32:17,017 --> 00:32:18,449
  2014. that I killed last week.
  2015.  
  2016. 461
  2017. 00:32:18,451 --> 00:32:19,287
  2018. Oh, yeah.
  2019.  
  2020. 462
  2021. 00:32:22,088 --> 00:32:23,087
  2022. What I
  2023. love about this fantasy is that
  2024.  
  2025. 463
  2026. 00:32:23,089 --> 00:32:26,892
  2027. Jessica would never look
  2028. as good as I do in this.
  2029.  
  2030. 464
  2031. 00:32:26,894 --> 00:32:30,027
  2032. I mean, have you
  2033. seen this hotness?
  2034.  
  2035. 465
  2036. 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:31,863
  2037. Man,
  2038. that's a nice loincloth.
  2039.  
  2040. 466
  2041. 00:32:31,865 --> 00:32:33,465
  2042. I wonder if she's
  2043. wearing underwear.
  2044.  
  2045. 467
  2046. 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:34,369
  2047. Wait, am I?
  2048.  
  2049. 468
  2050. 00:32:36,269 --> 00:32:37,536
  2051. This barbarian fantasy
  2052.  
  2053. 469
  2054. 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:40,972
  2055. is so much better
  2056. than the light show.
  2057.  
  2058. 470
  2059. 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:43,344
  2060. Ha, gotcha!
  2061.  
  2062. 471
  2063. 00:32:44,478 --> 00:32:48,212
  2064. But
  2065. that was my favorite sword.
  2066.  
  2067. 472
  2068. 00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:49,250
  2069. Aw.
  2070.  
  2071. 473
  2072. 00:32:50,217 --> 00:32:51,219
  2073. I'm sad.
  2074.  
  2075. 474
  2076. 00:32:54,221 --> 00:32:55,853
  2077. Oh come on!
  2078.  
  2079. 475
  2080. 00:32:55,855 --> 00:32:57,288
  2081. You're finished already?
  2082.  
  2083. 476
  2084. 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,990
  2085. But I'm not done yet!
  2086.  
  2087. 477
  2088. 00:32:58,992 --> 00:33:00,258
  2089. - I
  2090. - don't wanna fight you anyway.
  2091.  
  2092. 478
  2093. 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:01,126
  2094. I can get your sword.
  2095.  
  2096. 479
  2097. 00:33:01,128 --> 00:33:02,295
  2098. - It's like right there.
  2099. - Stupid girl.
  2100.  
  2101. 480
  2102. 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:04,162
  2103. I'll give
  2104. you a hand and everything.
  2105.  
  2106. 481
  2107. 00:33:04,164 --> 00:33:05,363
  2108. I'll go get it for you.
  2109.  
  2110. 482
  2111. 00:33:08,201 --> 00:33:09,203
  2112. Wait, come back!
  2113.  
  2114. 483
  2115. 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,938
  2116. Ugh, it's like high
  2117. school prom all over again
  2118.  
  2119. 484
  2120. 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,340
  2121. except I'm not fat anymore.
  2122.  
  2123. 485
  2124. 00:33:15,342 --> 00:33:19,147
  2125. Ugh, things get rough and he
  2126. goes crying to his mother.
  2127.  
  2128. 486
  2129. 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:23,815
  2130. And now it's just me
  2131. left behind with a rabbit
  2132.  
  2133. 487
  2134. 00:33:23,817 --> 00:33:25,052
  2135. and no batteries.
  2136.  
  2137. 488
  2138. 00:33:27,253 --> 00:33:29,254
  2139. Ugh, now I remember the problem.
  2140.  
  2141. 489
  2142. 00:33:29,256 --> 00:33:30,988
  2143. He's too into himself,
  2144.  
  2145. 490
  2146. 00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,891
  2147. all pump and no go.
  2148.  
  2149. 491
  2150. 00:33:32,893 --> 00:33:35,262
  2151. Jessica can totally
  2152. keep him, blech.
  2153.  
  2154. 492
  2155. 00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:39,331
  2156. All those muscles spending
  2157. hours at the gym, for what?
  2158.  
  2159. 493
  2160. 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,465
  2161. And then he dumps me.
  2162.  
  2163. 494
  2164. 00:33:40,467 --> 00:33:41,900
  2165. Me!
  2166.  
  2167. 495
  2168. 00:33:41,902 --> 00:33:44,335
  2169. I mean, have you seen
  2170. how hot I look now?
  2171.  
  2172. 496
  2173. 00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:46,904
  2174. Most people would
  2175. hallucinate being a superhero
  2176.  
  2177. 497
  2178. 00:33:46,906 --> 00:33:48,140
  2179. or a ballerina.
  2180.  
  2181. 498
  2182. 00:33:48,142 --> 00:33:49,908
  2183. Me, oh no.
  2184.  
  2185. 499
  2186. 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:53,178
  2187. What is my subconscious
  2188. trying to tell me?
  2189.  
  2190. 500
  2191. 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,345
  2192. Worst
  2193.  
  2194. 501
  2195. 00:33:54,347 --> 00:33:56,113
  2196. fantasy
  2197.  
  2198. 502
  2199. 00:33:56,115 --> 00:33:56,917
  2200. ever.
  2201.  
  2202. 503
  2203. 00:35:15,094 --> 00:35:15,929
  2204. Pretty.
  2205.  
  2206. 504
  2207. 00:37:14,614 --> 00:37:17,749
  2208. Why'd you pop my balloons?
  2209.  
  2210. 505
  2211. 00:37:18,284 --> 00:37:20,087
  2212. I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
  2213.  
  2214. 506
  2215. 00:37:21,121 --> 00:37:21,820
  2216. Oh my god!
  2217.  
  2218. 507
  2219. 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,655
  2220. Oh my god, oh my god!
  2221.  
  2222. 508
  2223. 00:37:24,824 --> 00:37:26,724
  2224. This cannot be my life!
  2225.  
  2226. 509
  2227. 00:37:26,726 --> 00:37:27,726
  2228. A monster, really?
  2229.  
  2230. 510
  2231. 00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:28,793
  2232. Slow down, bitch!
  2233.  
  2234. 511
  2235. 00:37:30,496 --> 00:37:31,463
  2236. I'm tired!
  2237.  
  2238. 512
  2239. 00:37:31,465 --> 00:37:33,264
  2240. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
  2241.  
  2242. 513
  2243. 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:43,374
  2244. It's all right.
  2245.  
  2246. 514
  2247. 00:37:43,376 --> 00:37:44,708
  2248. - You good?
  2249. - Mm-hm.
  2250.  
  2251. 515
  2252. 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:46,110
  2253. We're good.
  2254.  
  2255. 516
  2256. 00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:46,744
  2257. We're good.
  2258.  
  2259. 517
  2260. 00:37:46,746 --> 00:37:48,512
  2261. Okay.
  2262.  
  2263. 518
  2264. 00:37:48,514 --> 00:37:51,184
  2265. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
  2266.  
  2267. 519
  2268. 00:37:54,621 --> 00:37:57,488
  2269. Oh my god, he's
  2270. swinging an ax at me!
  2271.  
  2272. 520
  2273. 00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:06,233
  2274. I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
  2275.  
  2276. 521
  2277. 00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:09,434
  2278. You're such a dead little bitch!
  2279.  
  2280. 522
  2281. 00:38:12,606 --> 00:38:14,106
  2282. You're such a dead little bitch!
  2283.  
  2284. 523
  2285. 00:38:21,648 --> 00:38:23,818
  2286. I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
  2287.  
  2288. 524
  2289. 00:38:28,588 --> 00:38:29,590
  2290. Oh my god!
  2291.  
  2292. 525
  2293. 00:38:30,556 --> 00:38:32,224
  2294. Oh my god!
  2295.  
  2296. 526
  2297. 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:36,193
  2298. Where am I gonna get
  2299. another balloon out here?
  2300.  
  2301. 527
  2302. 00:38:37,463 --> 00:38:38,295
  2303. No!
  2304.  
  2305. 528
  2306. 00:38:38,297 --> 00:38:39,566
  2307. Leave me alone!
  2308.  
  2309. 529
  2310. 00:38:43,769 --> 00:38:47,671
  2311. Where am I gonna get
  2312. another balloon out here?
  2313.  
  2314. 530
  2315. 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:50,610
  2316. Party supply
  2317. stores for clowns!
  2318.  
  2319. 531
  2320. 00:40:08,688 --> 00:40:09,923
  2321. That was crazy.
  2322.  
  2323. 532
  2324. 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:13,657
  2325. Say a command.
  2326.  
  2327. 533
  2328. 00:40:13,659 --> 00:40:15,327
  2329. Call home.
  2330.  
  2331. 534
  2332. 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,628
  2333. - Hi, honey.
  2334. - Honey, yeah.
  2335.  
  2336. 535
  2337. 00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:20,467
  2338. Hey so, I just pulled
  2339. over to take a quick leak.
  2340.  
  2341. 536
  2342. 00:40:21,635 --> 00:40:22,467
  2343. Unbelievable.
  2344.  
  2345. 537
  2346. 00:40:22,469 --> 00:40:23,635
  2347. You wouldn't believe.
  2348.  
  2349. 538
  2350. 00:40:23,637 --> 00:40:25,737
  2351. There was a chick,
  2352. a blonde chick,
  2353.  
  2354. 539
  2355. 00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:27,639
  2356. tripping balls
  2357. out in the forest,
  2358.  
  2359. 540
  2360. 00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:29,840
  2361. like losing her freaking mind.
  2362.  
  2363. 541
  2364. 00:40:29,842 --> 00:40:32,543
  2365. - Drugs?
  2366. - Yeah yeah, I know, right?
  2367.  
  2368. 542
  2369. 00:40:32,545 --> 00:40:33,345
  2370. Kids today.
  2371.  
  2372. 543
  2373. 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,516
  2374. I mean, ugh, kids.
  2375.  
  2376. 544
  2377. 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,651
  2378. Oh no, why is he chasing me!
  2379.  
  2380. 545
  2381. 00:41:18,525 --> 00:41:19,360
  2382. Shh!
  2383.  
  2384. 546
  2385. 00:41:44,518 --> 00:41:45,318
  2386. Ow.
  2387.  
  2388. 547
  2389. 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:18,286
  2390. What?
  2391.  
  2392. 548
  2393. 00:42:28,961 --> 00:42:29,797
  2394. Oh my god!
  2395.  
  2396. 549
  2397. 00:42:58,391 --> 00:42:59,090
  2398. Yes!
  2399.  
  2400. 550
  2401. 00:43:01,594 --> 00:43:02,429
  2402. Oh, yes!
  2403.  
  2404. 551
  2405. 00:43:03,797 --> 00:43:04,729
  2406. Oh!
  2407.  
  2408. 552
  2409. 00:44:54,574 --> 00:44:56,110
  2410. No no no no no no no!
  2411.  
  2412. 553
  2413. 00:44:57,744 --> 00:44:58,579
  2414. No!
  2415.  
  2416. 554
  2417. 00:45:01,014 --> 00:45:02,016
  2418. No!
  2419.  
  2420. 555
  2421. 00:45:04,251 --> 00:45:05,619
  2422. No, don't die!
  2423.  
  2424. 556
  2425. 00:45:09,222 --> 00:45:10,854
  2426. Fresh and clean.
  2427.  
  2428. 557
  2429. 00:45:10,856 --> 00:45:14,025
  2430. Nothing like a morning shower
  2431. in natural springwater.
  2432.  
  2433. 558
  2434. 00:45:14,027 --> 00:45:15,994
  2435. Is this what my parents
  2436. were talking about
  2437.  
  2438. 559
  2439. 00:45:15,996 --> 00:45:18,829
  2440. when they lived in that hippie
  2441. commune back in the '80s?
  2442.  
  2443. 560
  2444. 00:45:18,831 --> 00:45:21,766
  2445. I think they wore like
  2446. jogging suits or something.
  2447.  
  2448. 561
  2449. 00:45:21,768 --> 00:45:24,001
  2450. Hm, something feels weird.
  2451.  
  2452. 562
  2453. 00:45:24,003 --> 00:45:26,838
  2454. Were there way too many
  2455. minerals in the water?
  2456.  
  2457. 563
  2458. 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,805
  2459. Maybe I need some
  2460. lotion or something.
  2461.  
  2462. 564
  2463. 00:45:28,807 --> 00:45:30,208
  2464. My neck is feeling kinda itchy.
  2465.  
  2466. 565
  2467. 00:45:33,947 --> 00:45:35,280
  2468. Focus, Barbi.
  2469.  
  2470. 566
  2471. 00:45:35,282 --> 00:45:37,084
  2472. It's just all in your head.
  2473.  
  2474. 567
  2475. 00:45:38,284 --> 00:45:39,784
  2476. Maybe I didn't sleep off
  2477.  
  2478. 568
  2479. 00:45:39,786 --> 00:45:41,853
  2480. all the effects from
  2481. those mushrooms.
  2482.  
  2483. 569
  2484. 00:45:41,855 --> 00:45:44,655
  2485. No, I'm definitely feeling
  2486. something back there.
  2487.  
  2488. 570
  2489. 00:45:44,657 --> 00:45:45,956
  2490. Where's my mirror?
  2491.  
  2492. 571
  2493. 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:46,993
  2494. Let's see.
  2495.  
  2496. 572
  2497. 00:45:49,128 --> 00:45:51,128
  2498. Are those my pores?
  2499.  
  2500. 573
  2501. 00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:51,929
  2502. Ugh!
  2503.  
  2504. 574
  2505. 00:45:51,931 --> 00:45:54,132
  2506. I totally need some
  2507. new foundation.
  2508.  
  2509. 575
  2510. 00:45:54,134 --> 00:45:56,135
  2511. Maybe a waterproof
  2512. one or something.
  2513.  
  2514. 576
  2515. 00:45:57,137 --> 00:45:59,874
  2516. Better, I mean, not bad
  2517. for the savage wild.
  2518.  
  2519. 577
  2520. 00:46:00,673 --> 00:46:01,940
  2521. I wonder where I am.
  2522.  
  2523. 578
  2524. 00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:04,575
  2525. I've been walking
  2526. nonstop for hours.
  2527.  
  2528. 579
  2529. 00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:05,976
  2530. I wish I was
  2531. tracking my calories.
  2532.  
  2533. 580
  2534. 00:46:05,978 --> 00:46:09,048
  2535. My calorie burn must
  2536. be off the charts.
  2537.  
  2538. 581
  2539. 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:13,119
  2540. Ugh, what is this
  2541. freaking itching!
  2542.  
  2543. 582
  2544. 00:46:15,021 --> 00:46:17,091
  2545. Did I touch some poison
  2546. ivy or something?
  2547.  
  2548. 583
  2549. 00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:19,724
  2550. I have a photo shoot next week,
  2551.  
  2552. 584
  2553. 00:46:19,726 --> 00:46:21,159
  2554. and if I'm still alive,
  2555.  
  2556. 585
  2557. 00:46:21,161 --> 00:46:23,994
  2558. I can't have a rash I
  2559. can't cover up with makeup.
  2560.  
  2561. 586
  2562. 00:46:23,996 --> 00:46:25,095
  2563. Wait, what the hell is this?
  2564.  
  2565. 587
  2566. 00:46:25,097 --> 00:46:27,867
  2567. Fuzzy, pointy, it's moving.
  2568.  
  2569. 588
  2570. 00:46:56,362 --> 00:46:57,196
  2571. Spider.
  2572.  
  2573. 589
  2574. 00:48:29,255 --> 00:48:31,025
  2575. Oh, you're awake.
  2576.  
  2577. 590
  2578. 00:48:32,858 --> 00:48:33,693
  2579. Yeah.
  2580.  
  2581. 591
  2582. 00:48:35,295 --> 00:48:37,295
  2583. What happened?
  2584.  
  2585. 592
  2586. 00:48:37,297 --> 00:48:38,229
  2587. You slipped and fell.
  2588.  
  2589. 593
  2590. 00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:39,767
  2591. Lucky I was there to catch you.
  2592.  
  2593. 594
  2594. 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,467
  2595. Wow.
  2596.  
  2597. 595
  2598. 00:48:42,469 --> 00:48:44,235
  2599. I could've died.
  2600.  
  2601. 596
  2602. 00:48:44,237 --> 00:48:45,802
  2603. Yeah, I know.
  2604.  
  2605. 597
  2606. 00:48:45,804 --> 00:48:48,174
  2607. Pretty amazing, right?
  2608.  
  2609. 598
  2610. 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,278
  2611. Kenny Radcliff, ma'am.
  2612.  
  2613. 599
  2614. 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,313
  2615. Barbi Radcliff.
  2616.  
  2617. 600
  2618. 00:48:56,315 --> 00:48:57,150
  2619. I mean, Brennan.
  2620.  
  2621. 601
  2622. 00:49:00,018 --> 00:49:02,021
  2623. Oh, sorry, I went
  2624. through your bag.
  2625.  
  2626. 602
  2627. 00:49:03,956 --> 00:49:05,222
  2628. You were out of water
  2629.  
  2630. 603
  2631. 00:49:05,224 --> 00:49:07,258
  2632. so I gave you a refill
  2633. and some food rations.
  2634.  
  2635. 604
  2636. 00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,458
  2637. And a ring.
  2638.  
  2639. 605
  2640. 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:09,894
  2641. You mean a ring.
  2642.  
  2643. 606
  2644. 00:49:09,896 --> 00:49:13,063
  2645. OMG, OMG, OMG, it's
  2646. really happening!
  2647.  
  2648. 607
  2649. 00:49:13,065 --> 00:49:17,200
  2650. I'm gonna be the next
  2651. Mrs. Barbi Kenny Radcliff!
  2652.  
  2653. 608
  2654. 00:49:17,202 --> 00:49:20,204
  2655. I'm not gonna die alone
  2656. in my house with 10 cats
  2657.  
  2658. 609
  2659. 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:24,242
  2660. who will eat my eyes after
  2661. I'm dead like my mom said!
  2662.  
  2663. 610
  2664. 00:49:24,244 --> 00:49:27,979
  2665. It's so beautiful!
  2666.  
  2667. 611
  2668. 00:49:27,981 --> 00:49:30,180
  2669. I'm gonna get this
  2670. appraised right away.
  2671.  
  2672. 612
  2673. 00:49:30,182 --> 00:49:32,182
  2674. What is this, like 100 carats?
  2675.  
  2676. 613
  2677. 00:49:32,184 --> 00:49:33,117
  2678. I'm so worth it.
  2679.  
  2680. 614
  2681. 00:49:37,289 --> 00:49:38,291
  2682. My precious!
  2683.  
  2684. 615
  2685. 00:49:39,826 --> 00:49:41,327
  2686. Take that, Jessica!
  2687.  
  2688. 616
  2689. 00:49:42,461 --> 00:49:44,864
  2690. Thank you very much.
  2691.  
  2692. 617
  2693. 00:49:47,333 --> 00:49:48,900
  2694. You should probably
  2695. stick to the trails.
  2696.  
  2697. 618
  2698. 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:49,534
  2699. Trails?
  2700.  
  2701. 619
  2702. 00:49:49,536 --> 00:49:50,834
  2703. What trails?
  2704.  
  2705. 620
  2706. 00:49:50,836 --> 00:49:53,271
  2707. I'm totally lost.
  2708.  
  2709. 621
  2710. 00:49:53,273 --> 00:49:54,838
  2711. In more ways than one.
  2712.  
  2713. 622
  2714. 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,072
  2715. - Huh?
  2716. - Oh, nothing.
  2717.  
  2718. 623
  2719. 00:49:56,074 --> 00:49:57,210
  2720. Are you out here alone?
  2721.  
  2722. 624
  2723. 00:50:00,146 --> 00:50:00,981
  2724. Sort of.
  2725.  
  2726. 625
  2727. 00:50:03,349 --> 00:50:05,048
  2728. Well if you hike that way
  2729. for about a mile and a half,
  2730.  
  2731. 626
  2732. 00:50:29,976 --> 00:50:31,141
  2733. you'll come across the road.
  2734.  
  2735. 627
  2736. 00:50:31,143 --> 00:50:32,543
  2737. Sooner or later the ranger
  2738. will come by and pick you up,
  2739.  
  2740. 628
  2741. 00:50:32,545 --> 00:50:33,347
  2742. get you home.
  2743.  
  2744. 629
  2745. 00:50:35,849 --> 00:50:37,084
  2746. Are you coming?
  2747.  
  2748. 630
  2749. 00:50:38,284 --> 00:50:39,253
  2750. No.
  2751.  
  2752. 631
  2753. 00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,952
  2754. I've got unfinished business.
  2755.  
  2756. 632
  2757. 00:50:44,056 --> 00:50:46,325
  2758. Oh, so you go that way?
  2759.  
  2760. 633
  2761. 00:50:52,231 --> 00:50:53,465
  2762. Hello?
  2763.  
  2764. 634
  2765. 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:54,032
  2766. I really
  2767. need to start paying attention
  2768.  
  2769. 635
  2770. 00:50:54,034 --> 00:50:56,066
  2771. when people talk to me.
  2772.  
  2773. 636
  2774. 00:50:56,068 --> 00:50:58,269
  2775. It's just so rare that I
  2776. actually talk to someone
  2777.  
  2778. 637
  2779. 00:50:58,271 --> 00:50:59,936
  2780. face to face, you know?
  2781.  
  2782. 638
  2783. 00:50:59,938 --> 00:51:01,905
  2784. It's so much easier
  2785. to text them.
  2786.  
  2787. 639
  2788. 00:51:01,907 --> 00:51:06,209
  2789. Hm, maybe my people skills
  2790. are somehow lacking.
  2791.  
  2792. 640
  2793. 00:51:06,211 --> 00:51:07,912
  2794. Like, if I listened
  2795. to Kenny's directions,
  2796.  
  2797. 641
  2798. 00:51:07,914 --> 00:51:09,817
  2799. maybe I'd already
  2800. be home by now.
  2801.  
  2802. 642
  2803. 00:51:11,284 --> 00:51:14,117
  2804. Wait, is that someone there?
  2805.  
  2806. 643
  2807. 00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:16,253
  2808. Maybe they know where I am.
  2809.  
  2810. 644
  2811. 00:51:16,255 --> 00:51:17,521
  2812. She looks familiar.
  2813.  
  2814. 645
  2815. 00:51:17,523 --> 00:51:19,590
  2816. Where have I seen her before?
  2817.  
  2818. 646
  2819. 00:51:19,592 --> 00:51:21,525
  2820. Does she do hair tutorials?
  2821.  
  2822. 647
  2823. 00:51:26,965 --> 00:51:28,432
  2824. Help me!
  2825.  
  2826. 648
  2827. 00:51:28,434 --> 00:51:30,066
  2828. Maybe she
  2829. knows where to get signals
  2830.  
  2831. 649
  2832. 00:51:30,068 --> 00:51:32,271
  2833. so I can find Kenny
  2834. and swipe right.
  2835.  
  2836. 650
  2837. 00:51:33,672 --> 00:51:36,240
  2838. Excuse me, excuse me.
  2839.  
  2840. 651
  2841. 00:51:36,242 --> 00:51:38,208
  2842. Do you know how to
  2843. get out of here?
  2844.  
  2845. 652
  2846. 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:45,485
  2847. Oh my god, what is that smell?
  2848.  
  2849. 653
  2850. 00:51:48,121 --> 00:51:49,452
  2851. Oh, thank god!
  2852.  
  2853. 654
  2854. 00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:50,320
  2855. Help me!
  2856.  
  2857. 655
  2858. 00:51:50,322 --> 00:51:51,688
  2859. My arm is crushed!
  2860.  
  2861. 656
  2862. 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:53,292
  2863. Hey, are you okay?
  2864.  
  2865. 657
  2866. 00:51:54,193 --> 00:51:56,026
  2867. Help me, I'm stuck!
  2868.  
  2869. 658
  2870. 00:52:04,436 --> 00:52:05,970
  2871. What happened?
  2872.  
  2873. 659
  2874. 00:52:07,373 --> 00:52:08,171
  2875. My arm's
  2876. crushed, I can't move it!
  2877.  
  2878. 660
  2879. 00:52:08,173 --> 00:52:09,307
  2880. Oh that looks bad.
  2881.  
  2882. 661
  2883. 00:52:09,309 --> 00:52:12,510
  2884. Your dry-cleaner is never
  2885. gonna get that out, honey.
  2886.  
  2887. 662
  2888. 00:52:12,512 --> 00:52:14,211
  2889. I know, right?
  2890.  
  2891. 663
  2892. 00:52:14,213 --> 00:52:15,315
  2893. Now can you help me?
  2894.  
  2895. 664
  2896. 00:52:18,650 --> 00:52:21,120
  2897. What is that stench?
  2898.  
  2899. 665
  2900. 00:52:23,422 --> 00:52:26,691
  2901. The effervescent scent
  2902. of the great outdoors.
  2903.  
  2904. 666
  2905. 00:52:26,693 --> 00:52:29,427
  2906. Hey, were you gonna
  2907. cut your arm off?
  2908.  
  2909. 667
  2910. 00:52:29,429 --> 00:52:31,228
  2911. Yeah, duh.
  2912.  
  2913. 668
  2914. 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:32,432
  2915. I can't take it anymore!
  2916.  
  2917. 669
  2918. 00:52:33,599 --> 00:52:35,266
  2919. I know, right?
  2920.  
  2921. 670
  2922. 00:52:35,268 --> 00:52:37,336
  2923. I would totally kill myself
  2924. if I had to smell this.
  2925.  
  2926. 671
  2927. 00:52:39,237 --> 00:52:40,239
  2928. What happened?
  2929.  
  2930. 672
  2931. 00:52:41,606 --> 00:52:43,007
  2932. I was in a plane crash.
  2933.  
  2934. 673
  2935. 00:52:43,009 --> 00:52:43,974
  2936. Didn't you see?
  2937.  
  2938. 674
  2939. 00:52:43,976 --> 00:52:45,008
  2940. What plane crash?
  2941.  
  2942. 675
  2943. 00:52:45,010 --> 00:52:46,476
  2944. Oh never mind.
  2945.  
  2946. 676
  2947. 00:52:46,478 --> 00:52:47,311
  2948. A little help here?
  2949.  
  2950. 677
  2951. 00:52:47,313 --> 00:52:49,012
  2952. Oh, sorry.
  2953.  
  2954. 678
  2955. 00:52:54,387 --> 00:52:55,389
  2956. What's that?
  2957.  
  2958. 679
  2959. 00:52:56,521 --> 00:52:58,088
  2960. Uh, nothing.
  2961.  
  2962. 680
  2963. 00:52:58,090 --> 00:52:59,023
  2964. Don't worry about it.
  2965.  
  2966. 681
  2967. 00:52:59,025 --> 00:53:00,157
  2968. Get me outta here!
  2969.  
  2970. 682
  2971. 00:53:00,159 --> 00:53:00,724
  2972. Uh, hold on.
  2973.  
  2974. 683
  2975. 00:53:00,726 --> 00:53:02,092
  2976. Wait, wait.
  2977.  
  2978. 684
  2979. 00:53:04,697 --> 00:53:06,396
  2980. Is that a dead body?
  2981.  
  2982. 685
  2983. 00:53:10,003 --> 00:53:11,505
  2984. You gotta
  2985. be kidding me.
  2986.  
  2987. 686
  2988. 00:53:17,309 --> 00:53:18,508
  2989. Ew!
  2990.  
  2991. 687
  2992. 00:53:18,510 --> 00:53:20,411
  2993. It is a dead body!
  2994.  
  2995. 688
  2996. 00:53:20,413 --> 00:53:23,546
  2997. Oh, and it looks like someone
  2998. beat the crap out of it.
  2999.  
  3000. 689
  3001. 00:53:23,548 --> 00:53:25,518
  3002. What happened to him?
  3003.  
  3004. 690
  3005. 00:53:27,085 --> 00:53:28,552
  3006. The same thing
  3007. that'll happen to you
  3008.  
  3009. 691
  3010. 00:53:28,554 --> 00:53:31,655
  3011. if you don't get me out of here.
  3012.  
  3013. 692
  3014. 00:53:31,657 --> 00:53:34,361
  3015. You're totally freaking
  3016. me out right now.
  3017.  
  3018. 693
  3019. 00:53:35,561 --> 00:53:37,965
  3020. Haven't you ever seen
  3021. a dead body before?
  3022.  
  3023. 694
  3024. 00:53:40,532 --> 00:53:42,268
  3025. Recently?
  3026.  
  3027. 695
  3028. 00:53:43,402 --> 00:53:44,668
  3029. Uh-huh.
  3030.  
  3031. 696
  3032. 00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:45,639
  3033. Who is this?
  3034.  
  3035. 697
  3036. 00:53:46,672 --> 00:53:48,472
  3037. I'm gonna die here.
  3038.  
  3039. 698
  3040. 00:53:49,307 --> 00:53:50,143
  3041. The dead body.
  3042.  
  3043. 699
  3044. 00:53:52,445 --> 00:53:53,778
  3045. My boss.
  3046.  
  3047. 700
  3048. 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:56,280
  3049. Might've had a
  3050. slight disagreement
  3051.  
  3052. 701
  3053. 00:53:56,282 --> 00:53:58,684
  3054. over a small financial sum.
  3055.  
  3056. 702
  3057. 00:54:00,385 --> 00:54:04,121
  3058. Hey, you can't take
  3059. that, those are state secrets!
  3060.  
  3061. 703
  3062. 00:54:11,197 --> 00:54:13,200
  3063. No, you can't stop me!
  3064.  
  3065. 704
  3066. 00:54:14,233 --> 00:54:15,499
  3067. Cut you.
  3068.  
  3069. 705
  3070. 00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:16,333
  3071. Give me it back.
  3072.  
  3073. 706
  3074. 00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:17,168
  3075. I'm gonna cut you!
  3076.  
  3077. 707
  3078. 00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,302
  3079. Give me it back!
  3080.  
  3081. 708
  3082. 00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,845
  3083. There was a rock slide,
  3084. but that came after,
  3085.  
  3086. 709
  3087. 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,316
  3088. and now I'm here!
  3089.  
  3090. 710
  3091. 00:54:31,516 --> 00:54:32,483
  3092. Oh.
  3093.  
  3094. 711
  3095. 00:54:32,485 --> 00:54:34,584
  3096. Okay. Well do you know
  3097. how to get out of here?
  3098.  
  3099. 712
  3100. 00:54:34,586 --> 00:54:36,487
  3101. Can you please
  3102. help me already?
  3103.  
  3104. 713
  3105. 00:54:36,489 --> 00:54:38,456
  3106. All right already, gosh!
  3107.  
  3108. 714
  3109. 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,825
  3110. It's all about you, isn't it?
  3111.  
  3112. 715
  3113. 00:54:45,498 --> 00:54:47,530
  3114. Oh, there's no way
  3115. I'm gonna move this.
  3116.  
  3117. 716
  3118. 00:54:47,532 --> 00:54:49,432
  3119. And honey, I'm not
  3120. cutting your arm off.
  3121.  
  3122. 717
  3123. 00:54:49,434 --> 00:54:50,767
  3124. That would be way too messy,
  3125.  
  3126. 718
  3127. 00:54:50,769 --> 00:54:53,340
  3128. and have you seen this
  3129. outfit that I'm wearing?
  3130.  
  3131. 719
  3132. 00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,507
  3133. Just get that stick over there
  3134.  
  3135. 720
  3136. 00:54:56,509 --> 00:54:59,679
  3137. and use it like a lever
  3138. to move the rocks.
  3139.  
  3140. 721
  3141. 00:55:01,713 --> 00:55:03,482
  3142. Oh!
  3143.  
  3144. 722
  3145. 00:55:08,554 --> 00:55:09,389
  3146. Will this do?
  3147.  
  3148. 723
  3149. 00:55:11,824 --> 00:55:13,427
  3150. That's too heavy.
  3151.  
  3152. 724
  3153. 00:55:14,693 --> 00:55:17,697
  3154. Can you please hurry it up!
  3155.  
  3156. 725
  3157. 00:55:18,831 --> 00:55:20,767
  3158. All right, all
  3159. right already, gosh!
  3160.  
  3161. 726
  3162. 00:55:33,146 --> 00:55:34,314
  3163. That's good.
  3164.  
  3165. 727
  3166. 00:55:37,617 --> 00:55:38,452
  3167. What the?
  3168.  
  3169. 728
  3170. 00:55:42,822 --> 00:55:44,257
  3171. Where'd she go?
  3172.  
  3173. 729
  3174. 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:57,233
  3175. Why does this keep
  3176. happening to me?
  3177.  
  3178. 730
  3179. 00:55:58,704 --> 00:55:59,739
  3180. Oh god.
  3181.  
  3182. 731
  3183. 00:56:00,706 --> 00:56:02,675
  3184. Why is this always so...
  3185.  
  3186. 732
  3187. 00:56:06,878 --> 00:56:08,778
  3188. What was that about?
  3189.  
  3190. 733
  3191. 00:56:13,518 --> 00:56:14,517
  3192. Okay, that was weird.
  3193.  
  3194. 734
  3195. 00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:17,487
  3196. Hair tutorial girl just
  3197. vanished into the forest
  3198.  
  3199. 735
  3200. 00:56:17,489 --> 00:56:20,624
  3201. and now I'm left with
  3202. a dead farting body.
  3203.  
  3204. 736
  3205. 00:56:20,626 --> 00:56:22,626
  3206. It looks so familiar.
  3207.  
  3208. 737
  3209. 00:56:22,628 --> 00:56:25,396
  3210. Meh, probably just
  3211. my imagination.
  3212.  
  3213. 738
  3214. 00:56:25,398 --> 00:56:28,932
  3215. What I need to do is
  3216. center, regroup my thoughts.
  3217.  
  3218. 739
  3219. 00:56:28,934 --> 00:56:30,601
  3220. I might be seeing things again.
  3221.  
  3222. 740
  3223. 00:56:30,603 --> 00:56:35,472
  3224. Man, those mushrooms have
  3225. some gnarly acid flashbacks.
  3226.  
  3227. 741
  3228. 00:56:35,474 --> 00:56:37,740
  3229. Okay, I need to calm my mind.
  3230.  
  3231. 742
  3232. 00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:39,309
  3233. I need a zen moment.
  3234.  
  3235. 743
  3236. 00:56:39,311 --> 00:56:40,610
  3237. I am a woman,
  3238.  
  3239. 744
  3240. 00:56:40,612 --> 00:56:41,744
  3241. hear me roar.
  3242.  
  3243. 745
  3244. 00:56:45,617 --> 00:56:47,985
  3245. Okay, that was in
  3246. my head, right?
  3247.  
  3248. 746
  3249. 00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:48,822
  3250. Okay.
  3251.  
  3252. 747
  3253. 00:56:52,824 --> 00:56:54,391
  3254. I am a woman,
  3255.  
  3256. 748
  3257. 00:56:54,393 --> 00:56:55,693
  3258. hear me roar.
  3259.  
  3260. 749
  3261. 00:57:08,673 --> 00:57:10,807
  3262. So much for tranquility.
  3263.  
  3264. 750
  3265. 00:57:10,809 --> 00:57:13,309
  3266. And here I was thinking
  3267. I could reach nirvana,
  3268.  
  3269. 751
  3270. 00:57:13,311 --> 00:57:15,915
  3271. like that one time in that
  3272. hot yoga class I tried.
  3273.  
  3274. 752
  3275. 00:57:38,838 --> 00:57:40,507
  3276. And now we're all caught up.
  3277.  
  3278. 753
  3279. 00:57:43,675 --> 00:57:45,842
  3280. I'm getting pretty good
  3281. at this survival thing.
  3282.  
  3283. 754
  3284. 00:57:45,844 --> 00:57:48,345
  3285. I just wish I had some
  3286. pre-workout with me.
  3287.  
  3288. 755
  3289. 00:57:48,347 --> 00:57:50,817
  3290. Ugh, I miss my
  3291. Wow Force protein.
  3292.  
  3293. 756
  3294. 00:57:52,918 --> 00:57:54,584
  3295. But look at me!
  3296.  
  3297. 757
  3298. 00:57:54,586 --> 00:57:56,686
  3299. I'm getting better at
  3300. this free-climbing thing.
  3301.  
  3302. 758
  3303. 00:57:56,688 --> 00:57:58,856
  3304. I'm even starting to enjoy it.
  3305.  
  3306. 759
  3307. 00:57:58,858 --> 00:58:00,291
  3308. I just wish I brought something
  3309.  
  3310. 760
  3311. 00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:01,858
  3312. other than high heel
  3313. sneakers with me,
  3314.  
  3315. 761
  3316. 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:04,827
  3317. but then this outfit
  3318. would not look this cute.
  3319.  
  3320. 762
  3321. 00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,563
  3322. I have this funny feeling
  3323.  
  3324. 763
  3325. 00:58:06,565 --> 00:58:08,768
  3326. that I might've taken the
  3327. long way up this mountain.
  3328.  
  3329. 764
  3330. 00:58:10,869 --> 00:58:12,672
  3331. But maybe there's
  3332. a signal up there!
  3333.  
  3334. 765
  3335. 00:58:14,706 --> 00:58:17,441
  3336. There has got to be
  3337. some signal somewhere
  3338.  
  3339. 766
  3340. 00:58:17,443 --> 00:58:19,512
  3341. in this nature's bag of dicks.
  3342.  
  3343. 767
  3344. 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:25,682
  3345. This fast at cardio is the bomb!
  3346.  
  3347. 768
  3348. 00:58:25,684 --> 00:58:29,019
  3349. Damn, that was
  3350. the ultimate burn!
  3351.  
  3352. 769
  3353. 00:58:29,021 --> 00:58:31,755
  3354. Leg day, smashed!
  3355.  
  3356. 770
  3357. 00:58:39,764 --> 00:58:41,498
  3358. Oh my god, I can't breathe.
  3359.  
  3360. 771
  3361. 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,599
  3362. I can't breathe,
  3363. I can't breathe!
  3364.  
  3365. 772
  3366. 00:58:42,601 --> 00:58:44,037
  3367. I can't breathe,
  3368. I can't breathe!
  3369.  
  3370. 773
  3371. 00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:53,543
  3372. Whew.
  3373.  
  3374. 774
  3375. 00:58:53,545 --> 00:58:54,744
  3376. Ugh, much better.
  3377.  
  3378. 775
  3379. 00:58:54,746 --> 00:58:58,414
  3380. I think I've set some of record
  3381. for wearing a waist trainer.
  3382.  
  3383. 776
  3384. 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,883
  3385. I need a break.
  3386.  
  3387. 777
  3388. 00:58:59,885 --> 00:59:02,589
  3389. That mountain was a little
  3390. rough for my complexion.
  3391.  
  3392. 778
  3393. 00:59:03,856 --> 00:59:05,558
  3394. I'm either gonna be glowing or
  3395.  
  3396. 779
  3397. 00:59:06,891 --> 00:59:08,891
  3398. I'm gonna need some
  3399. industrial strength facials
  3400.  
  3401. 780
  3402. 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,728
  3403. when I get out of here.
  3404.  
  3405. 781
  3406. 00:59:10,730 --> 00:59:11,563
  3407. I mean,
  3408.  
  3409. 782
  3410. 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,766
  3411. I don't think there's any
  3412. dirt left on the ground.
  3413.  
  3414. 783
  3415. 00:59:16,768 --> 00:59:19,436
  3416. It's like all in my pores!
  3417.  
  3418. 784
  3419. 00:59:19,438 --> 00:59:21,871
  3420. Luckily I'm prepared for this.
  3421.  
  3422. 785
  3423. 00:59:21,873 --> 00:59:25,675
  3424. My Super Mega Pore Suck mud
  3425. mask should do the trick.
  3426.  
  3427. 786
  3428. 00:59:25,677 --> 00:59:26,876
  3429. Just need a place to sit down
  3430.  
  3431. 787
  3432. 00:59:26,878 --> 00:59:28,612
  3433. and do a little spa treatment.
  3434.  
  3435. 788
  3436. 00:59:28,614 --> 00:59:31,650
  3437. You know, it's all about
  3438. personal care and hygiene.
  3439.  
  3440. 789
  3441. 00:59:43,829 --> 00:59:44,961
  3442. Good thing I'm all
  3443. alone out here.
  3444.  
  3445. 790
  3446. 00:59:44,963 --> 00:59:48,132
  3447. I mean, if someone sees me
  3448. like this, I would just...
  3449.  
  3450. 791
  3451. 00:59:48,134 --> 00:59:50,099
  3452. Die, you faceless
  3453. form of a space alien!
  3454.  
  3455. 792
  3456. 00:59:50,101 --> 00:59:50,903
  3457. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa
  3458. whoa whoa, it's me!
  3459.  
  3460. 793
  3461. 00:59:53,972 --> 00:59:55,072
  3462. Shit.
  3463.  
  3464. 794
  3465. 00:59:55,074 --> 00:59:56,773
  3466. Didn't recognize you.
  3467.  
  3468. 795
  3469. 00:59:56,775 --> 00:59:58,175
  3470. Almost blew your face off.
  3471.  
  3472. 796
  3473. 00:59:58,177 --> 00:59:59,913
  3474. I'm doing a little
  3475. spa treatment.
  3476.  
  3477. 797
  3478. 01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:02,945
  3479. Yeah. Maybe I should
  3480. blow your face off.
  3481.  
  3482. 798
  3483. 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:04,815
  3484. Your pores were looking
  3485. horrible back there.
  3486.  
  3487. 799
  3488. 01:00:04,817 --> 01:00:05,885
  3489. I know, right?
  3490.  
  3491. 800
  3492. 01:00:07,619 --> 01:00:09,688
  3493. It's all about personal
  3494. care and hygiene.
  3495.  
  3496. 801
  3497. 01:00:10,889 --> 01:00:13,123
  3498. What the hell are you
  3499. still doing here anyway?
  3500.  
  3501. 802
  3502. 01:00:16,061 --> 01:00:18,162
  3503. I told you how to
  3504. get out of here.
  3505.  
  3506. 803
  3507. 01:00:18,164 --> 01:00:20,197
  3508. I followed all your
  3509. directions to the letter
  3510.  
  3511. 804
  3512. 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,802
  3513. and here I am.
  3514.  
  3515. 805
  3516. 01:00:25,871 --> 01:00:27,704
  3517. We need to get
  3518. out of here, now.
  3519.  
  3520. 806
  3521. 01:00:27,706 --> 01:00:29,972
  3522. What are you thinking,
  3523. cocktails, dancing?
  3524.  
  3525. 807
  3526. 01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,874
  3527. No, we need ex-fill ASAP.
  3528.  
  3529. 808
  3530. 01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:33,543
  3531. Are they a band, they new?
  3532.  
  3533. 809
  3534. 01:00:33,545 --> 01:00:34,711
  3535. Never heard of them.
  3536.  
  3537. 810
  3538. 01:00:44,023 --> 01:00:44,923
  3539. Oh Jesus.
  3540.  
  3541. 811
  3542. 01:00:49,494 --> 01:00:52,931
  3543. That's not exactly a
  3544. hunting rifle you got there.
  3545.  
  3546. 812
  3547. 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,668
  3548. No, it's not.
  3549.  
  3550. 813
  3551. 01:00:57,068 --> 01:00:59,873
  3552. You mean you're not
  3553. hiking or hunting?
  3554.  
  3555. 814
  3556. 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,206
  3557. Oh, I'm hunting.
  3558.  
  3559. 815
  3560. 01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:04,842
  3561. I just hope I get it
  3562. before it gets me.
  3563.  
  3564. 816
  3565. 01:01:16,621 --> 01:01:17,554
  3566. What
  3567. the hell, what the hell,
  3568.  
  3569. 817
  3570. 01:01:17,556 --> 01:01:18,155
  3571. what the hell, what the hell!
  3572.  
  3573. 818
  3574. 01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:19,021
  3575. I gotta get outta here!
  3576.  
  3577. 819
  3578. 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:21,057
  3579. I hate the outdoors!
  3580.  
  3581. 820
  3582. 01:01:27,666 --> 01:01:29,999
  3583. OMG, what should I do?
  3584. What do I do, what do I do,
  3585.  
  3586. 821
  3587. 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:31,501
  3588. what do I do, what do I do!
  3589.  
  3590. 822
  3591. 01:01:31,503 --> 01:01:33,135
  3592. He's like an outdoorsy guy.
  3593.  
  3594. 823
  3595. 01:01:33,137 --> 01:01:34,537
  3596. Wait, should I help him?
  3597.  
  3598. 824
  3599. 01:01:34,539 --> 01:01:35,805
  3600. Nah, he's fine, he's
  3601. fine, he's fine.
  3602.  
  3603. 825
  3604. 01:01:35,807 --> 01:01:37,641
  3605. I think I'm just
  3606. gonna get in the way.
  3607.  
  3608. 826
  3609. 01:01:37,643 --> 01:01:39,141
  3610. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  3611.  
  3612. 827
  3613. 01:01:39,143 --> 01:01:40,943
  3614. I'll just text him later.
  3615.  
  3616. 828
  3617. 01:01:40,945 --> 01:01:41,780
  3618. He got this.
  3619.  
  3620. 829
  3621. 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:44,046
  3622. What was that?
  3623.  
  3624. 830
  3625. 01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:46,717
  3626. That had to be some
  3627. mutant bear lion octopus.
  3628.  
  3629. 831
  3630. 01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:48,251
  3631. Six eyes, tentacles.
  3632.  
  3633. 832
  3634. 01:01:48,253 --> 01:01:50,220
  3635. The water must be
  3636. totally contaminated
  3637.  
  3638. 833
  3639. 01:01:50,222 --> 01:01:51,722
  3640. out here or something.
  3641.  
  3642. 834
  3643. 01:01:51,724 --> 01:01:53,090
  3644. My mother was right,
  3645.  
  3646. 835
  3647. 01:01:53,092 --> 01:01:57,059
  3648. I am gonna die a
  3649. lonely spinster!
  3650.  
  3651. 836
  3652. 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:59,162
  3653. Well at least my
  3654. pores are glowing now.
  3655.  
  3656. 837
  3657. 01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:00,264
  3658. Not that it matters.
  3659.  
  3660. 838
  3661. 01:02:03,635 --> 01:02:05,936
  3662. Oh look, a cave!
  3663.  
  3664. 839
  3665. 01:02:05,938 --> 01:02:09,776
  3666. What possible dangers
  3667. can lurk inside here?
  3668.  
  3669. 840
  3670. 01:02:10,943 --> 01:02:13,744
  3671. Ugh, it doesn't matter
  3672. anymore anyway, does it?
  3673.  
  3674. 841
  3675. 01:02:13,746 --> 01:02:16,179
  3676. I'm alone, again!
  3677.  
  3678. 842
  3679. 01:02:16,181 --> 01:02:18,548
  3680. Just like my whole life!
  3681.  
  3682. 843
  3683. 01:02:18,550 --> 01:02:19,849
  3684. I miss my phone!
  3685.  
  3686. 844
  3687. 01:02:19,851 --> 01:02:23,086
  3688. Just holding it
  3689. makes me feel better!
  3690.  
  3691. 845
  3692. 01:02:23,088 --> 01:02:25,692
  3693. I'm severed from the collective!
  3694.  
  3695. 846
  3696. 01:02:26,858 --> 01:02:28,958
  3697. I'm never gonna find my
  3698. way out of here, am I?
  3699.  
  3700. 847
  3701. 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:33,030
  3702. There will be stories
  3703. of the lonely crazy lady
  3704.  
  3705. 848
  3706. 01:02:33,032 --> 01:02:35,666
  3707. who lives up in the
  3708. cave in the mountains.
  3709.  
  3710. 849
  3711. 01:02:35,668 --> 01:02:38,137
  3712. It'll be used to scare
  3713. children at night.
  3714.  
  3715. 850
  3716. 01:02:39,271 --> 01:02:40,938
  3717. I'll just stop
  3718. shaving, plucking,
  3719.  
  3720. 851
  3721. 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:43,072
  3722. and just let everything go.
  3723.  
  3724. 852
  3725. 01:02:43,074 --> 01:02:44,874
  3726. I'll eat pasta,
  3727. doughnuts, pizza,
  3728.  
  3729. 853
  3730. 01:02:44,876 --> 01:02:47,844
  3731. stop doing squats and let
  3732. my abs get all flabby.
  3733.  
  3734. 854
  3735. 01:02:47,846 --> 01:02:50,847
  3736. I mean, who do I need
  3737. to look good for?
  3738.  
  3739. 855
  3740. 01:02:50,849 --> 01:02:54,717
  3741. My whole love life
  3742. has just been a mess.
  3743.  
  3744. 856
  3745. 01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:57,220
  3746. All I wanted was
  3747. to find a nice guy,
  3748.  
  3749. 857
  3750. 01:02:57,222 --> 01:02:59,590
  3751. someone who will love me.
  3752.  
  3753. 858
  3754. 01:02:59,592 --> 01:03:01,825
  3755. But who is the real me?
  3756.  
  3757. 859
  3758. 01:03:01,827 --> 01:03:04,026
  3759. I'm not exactly a good person.
  3760.  
  3761. 860
  3762. 01:03:04,028 --> 01:03:07,197
  3763. I mean, I just left
  3764. that guy to die.
  3765.  
  3766. 861
  3767. 01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:08,932
  3768. He was out there screaming,
  3769.  
  3770. 862
  3771. 01:03:08,934 --> 01:03:11,802
  3772. and I just kinda ran away,
  3773.  
  3774. 863
  3775. 01:03:11,804 --> 01:03:13,269
  3776. not to mention poor Jake.
  3777.  
  3778. 864
  3779. 01:03:13,271 --> 01:03:17,740
  3780. I have like the worst luck ever.
  3781.  
  3782. 865
  3783. 01:03:17,742 --> 01:03:18,941
  3784. Now that I've seen
  3785. more of the world,
  3786.  
  3787. 866
  3788. 01:03:18,943 --> 01:03:22,713
  3789. I guess it's not so important
  3790. to have a million followers.
  3791.  
  3792. 867
  3793. 01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:26,215
  3794. Kenny's probably some
  3795. special forces black ops guy
  3796.  
  3797. 868
  3798. 01:03:26,217 --> 01:03:29,786
  3799. who doesn't even have a
  3800. real identity, like my dad.
  3801.  
  3802. 869
  3803. 01:03:29,788 --> 01:03:33,190
  3804. He's not even online
  3805. and he's still hot.
  3806.  
  3807. 870
  3808. 01:03:33,192 --> 01:03:36,092
  3809. Hot guys without social media?
  3810.  
  3811. 871
  3812. 01:03:36,094 --> 01:03:38,061
  3813. Is that even possible?
  3814.  
  3815. 872
  3816. 01:03:38,063 --> 01:03:39,729
  3817. Poor Kenny and Jake.
  3818.  
  3819. 873
  3820. 01:03:39,731 --> 01:03:44,737
  3821. OMG, does this make
  3822. me like a black widow?
  3823.  
  3824. 874
  3825. 01:03:45,103 --> 01:03:46,135
  3826. R.I.P.
  3827.  
  3828. 875
  3829. 01:03:46,137 --> 01:03:47,806
  3830. They were so lit.
  3831.  
  3832. 876
  3833. 01:03:58,317 --> 01:04:00,416
  3834. Huh?
  3835.  
  3836. 877
  3837. 01:04:00,418 --> 01:04:03,088
  3838. Ah, it was a dream.
  3839.  
  3840. 878
  3841. 01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:05,121
  3842. Ugh.
  3843.  
  3844. 879
  3845. 01:04:05,123 --> 01:04:06,992
  3846. Oh, thank goodness.
  3847.  
  3848. 880
  3849. 01:04:12,998 --> 01:04:16,001
  3850. Oh, hello room, I've missed you.
  3851.  
  3852. 881
  3853. 01:04:24,076 --> 01:04:25,010
  3854. Still got it.
  3855.  
  3856. 882
  3857. 01:04:27,945 --> 01:04:28,780
  3858. Mm!
  3859.  
  3860. 883
  3861. 01:05:41,052 --> 01:05:41,887
  3862. Hello?
  3863.  
  3864. 884
  3865. 01:05:43,422 --> 01:05:46,192
  3866. Hello, daughter
  3867. of the universe.
  3868.  
  3869. 885
  3870. 01:05:48,193 --> 01:05:50,260
  3871. My mom's name is Diane.
  3872.  
  3873. 886
  3874. 01:05:50,262 --> 01:05:53,162
  3875. We are all children
  3876. of the universe.
  3877.  
  3878. 887
  3879. 01:05:53,164 --> 01:05:55,132
  3880. No need to worry.
  3881.  
  3882. 888
  3883. 01:05:55,134 --> 01:05:57,200
  3884. Nothing happens randomly.
  3885.  
  3886. 889
  3887. 01:05:57,202 --> 01:06:00,273
  3888. There is a divine
  3889. path to everything.
  3890.  
  3891. 890
  3892. 01:06:01,139 --> 01:06:03,076
  3893. We are all but stardust.
  3894.  
  3895. 891
  3896. 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,342
  3897. Uh-huh.
  3898.  
  3899. 892
  3900. 01:06:05,344 --> 01:06:07,209
  3901. The paths you have chosen
  3902.  
  3903. 893
  3904. 01:06:07,211 --> 01:06:10,349
  3905. and the decisions you've
  3906. made led you here.
  3907.  
  3908. 894
  3909. 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,983
  3910. Uh-huh.
  3911.  
  3912. 895
  3913. 01:06:13,985 --> 01:06:15,452
  3914. And what have
  3915. you learned so far
  3916.  
  3917. 896
  3918. 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,090
  3919. from your journey, my child?
  3920.  
  3921. 897
  3922. 01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:20,990
  3923. Not to wear high-heeled
  3924. sneakers while hiking.
  3925.  
  3926. 898
  3927. 01:06:20,992 --> 01:06:23,260
  3928. Well, that's a start.
  3929.  
  3930. 899
  3931. 01:06:23,262 --> 01:06:25,364
  3932. But what have you
  3933. learned with your heart?
  3934.  
  3935. 900
  3936. 01:06:26,831 --> 01:06:29,032
  3937. Not to lie on
  3938. my dating profile.
  3939.  
  3940. 901
  3941. 01:06:29,034 --> 01:06:30,534
  3942. Closer.
  3943.  
  3944. 902
  3945. 01:06:30,536 --> 01:06:33,235
  3946. Think beyond here.
  3947.  
  3948. 903
  3949. 01:06:33,237 --> 01:06:34,436
  3950. I don't know.
  3951.  
  3952. 904
  3953. 01:06:34,438 --> 01:06:36,907
  3954. I've seen some ratchet
  3955. shit out there.
  3956.  
  3957. 905
  3958. 01:06:36,909 --> 01:06:38,809
  3959. You have questions.
  3960.  
  3961. 906
  3962. 01:06:38,811 --> 01:06:40,543
  3963. Yeah, how do I
  3964. get out of here?
  3965.  
  3966. 907
  3967. 01:06:40,545 --> 01:06:42,813
  3968. Excellent question.
  3969.  
  3970. 908
  3971. 01:06:42,815 --> 01:06:44,815
  3972. The body is just a mortal coil
  3973.  
  3974. 909
  3975. 01:06:44,817 --> 01:06:46,416
  3976. that we're all trapped in.
  3977.  
  3978. 910
  3979. 01:06:46,418 --> 01:06:48,083
  3980. But if you free your mind,
  3981.  
  3982. 911
  3983. 01:06:48,085 --> 01:06:51,987
  3984. it will flow with the
  3985. energy of the universe.
  3986.  
  3987. 912
  3988. 01:06:51,989 --> 01:06:54,124
  3989. I can teach you
  3990. ancient techniques.
  3991.  
  3992. 913
  3993. 01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:57,427
  3994. No, no, I mean how
  3995. do I get out of here?
  3996.  
  3997. 914
  3998. 01:06:57,429 --> 01:07:00,831
  3999. Oh, oh, do you get bars in here?
  4000.  
  4001. 915
  4002. 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:01,965
  4003. No.
  4004.  
  4005. 916
  4006. 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:04,501
  4007. Ask yourself deeper questions.
  4008.  
  4009. 917
  4010. 01:07:04,503 --> 01:07:08,304
  4011. Oh, you mean like
  4012. meaningful questions.
  4013.  
  4014. 918
  4015. 01:07:08,306 --> 01:07:10,072
  4016. Yes, exactly.
  4017.  
  4018. 919
  4019. 01:07:10,074 --> 01:07:11,307
  4020. Ask, my child.
  4021.  
  4022. 920
  4023. 01:07:17,048 --> 01:07:18,447
  4024. How is Jessica getting
  4025. all her followers?
  4026.  
  4027. 921
  4028. 01:07:18,449 --> 01:07:20,352
  4029. She's buying her
  4030. likes, isn't she?
  4031.  
  4032. 922
  4033. 01:07:21,186 --> 01:07:22,188
  4034. Oh my god.
  4035.  
  4036. 923
  4037. 01:07:23,054 --> 01:07:23,889
  4038. Is she real?
  4039.  
  4040. 924
  4041. 01:07:29,327 --> 01:07:30,396
  4042. Let me tell you a secret.
  4043.  
  4044. 925
  4045. 01:07:31,597 --> 01:07:34,130
  4046. The ultimate answer
  4047. you're looking for,
  4048.  
  4049. 926
  4050. 01:07:34,132 --> 01:07:35,865
  4051. it will end your search
  4052.  
  4053. 927
  4054. 01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:38,534
  4055. and will take you to a new
  4056. level of consciousness.
  4057.  
  4058. 928
  4059. 01:07:38,536 --> 01:07:41,470
  4060. Space time will come
  4061. together, and your
  4062.  
  4063. 929
  4064. 01:07:41,472 --> 01:07:43,373
  4065. - questions will be answered.
  4066. - Huh?
  4067.  
  4068. 930
  4069. 01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:46,409
  4070. For example, when the
  4071. ancient gods came down
  4072.  
  4073. 931
  4074. 01:07:46,411 --> 01:07:47,943
  4075. in their flying chariots
  4076.  
  4077. 932
  4078. 01:07:47,945 --> 01:07:50,315
  4079. and seeded mankind
  4080. with their DNA,
  4081.  
  4082. 933
  4083. 01:07:51,215 --> 01:07:53,215
  4084. the aliens never left.
  4085.  
  4086. 934
  4087. 01:07:53,217 --> 01:07:54,217
  4088. They're still here.
  4089.  
  4090. 935
  4091. 01:07:54,219 --> 01:07:57,253
  4092. Touchy-feely Chuck, Bob,
  4093. and Steve tried to help,
  4094.  
  4095. 936
  4096. 01:07:57,255 --> 01:07:59,322
  4097. but accidentally
  4098. caused the disco era
  4099.  
  4100. 937
  4101. 01:07:59,324 --> 01:08:01,057
  4102. and the porn industry.
  4103.  
  4104. 938
  4105. 01:08:01,059 --> 01:08:02,492
  4106. Then there are
  4107. the lizard people.
  4108.  
  4109. 939
  4110. 01:08:02,494 --> 01:08:04,193
  4111. Total assholes!
  4112.  
  4113. 940
  4114. 01:08:04,195 --> 01:08:07,264
  4115. Homeland Security was founded
  4116. to keep them in check.
  4117.  
  4118. 941
  4119. 01:08:07,266 --> 01:08:08,597
  4120. They created the internet
  4121.  
  4122. 942
  4123. 01:08:08,599 --> 01:08:11,367
  4124. to distract the people from
  4125. what's really going on.
  4126.  
  4127. 943
  4128. 01:08:11,369 --> 01:08:12,668
  4129. And that is the secret wisdom
  4130.  
  4131. 944
  4132. 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:15,906
  4133. that only a few chosen
  4134. have ever been given.
  4135.  
  4136. 945
  4137. 01:08:15,908 --> 01:08:19,509
  4138. The knowledge will alter the
  4139. very fabric of the universe
  4140.  
  4141. 946
  4142. 01:08:19,511 --> 01:08:22,415
  4143. and free your mind
  4144. of enslavement.
  4145.  
  4146. 947
  4147. 01:08:24,349 --> 01:08:27,119
  4148. Yeah, I'm gonna go now.
  4149.  
  4150. 948
  4151. 01:08:29,387 --> 01:08:31,220
  4152. What a weirdo.
  4153.  
  4154. 949
  4155. 01:08:31,222 --> 01:08:32,257
  4156. What, really?
  4157.  
  4158. 950
  4159. 01:08:34,493 --> 01:08:37,430
  4160. Looks like I picked the wrong
  4161. day to stop sniffing glue.
  4162.  
  4163. 951
  4164. 01:08:50,641 --> 01:08:53,442
  4165. Oh my
  4166. god, what is wrong with me?
  4167.  
  4168. 952
  4169. 01:08:53,444 --> 01:08:55,544
  4170. Why am I such a perv?
  4171.  
  4172. 953
  4173. 01:08:55,546 --> 01:08:58,348
  4174. That guy had super
  4175. important junk to say.
  4176.  
  4177. 954
  4178. 01:08:58,350 --> 01:08:59,683
  4179. Do I need help?
  4180.  
  4181. 955
  4182. 01:09:26,511 --> 01:09:28,648
  4183. O.M.G.
  4184.  
  4185. 956
  4186. 01:09:29,613 --> 01:09:32,382
  4187. - Barbi?
  4188. - Jessica?
  4189.  
  4190. 957
  4191. 01:09:32,384 --> 01:09:34,183
  4192. What are you doing here?
  4193.  
  4194. 958
  4195. 01:09:34,185 --> 01:09:36,221
  4196. I didn't know you
  4197. hiked these trails.
  4198.  
  4199. 959
  4200. 01:09:39,457 --> 01:09:40,992
  4201. Are you totally copying me?
  4202.  
  4203. 960
  4204. 01:09:41,993 --> 01:09:43,528
  4205. Wait a minute, what trails?
  4206.  
  4207. 961
  4208. 01:09:44,662 --> 01:09:47,399
  4209. The trail that's
  4210. like 10 feet that way.
  4211.  
  4212. 962
  4213. 01:09:53,471 --> 01:09:54,306
  4214. What?
  4215.  
  4216. 963
  4217. 01:09:56,408 --> 01:09:58,040
  4218. I come here every day.
  4219.  
  4220. 964
  4221. 01:09:58,042 --> 01:10:00,545
  4222. How do you think I get
  4223. those inspirational selfies?
  4224.  
  4225. 965
  4226. 01:10:01,512 --> 01:10:02,711
  4227. You get those here?
  4228.  
  4229. 966
  4230. 01:10:02,713 --> 01:10:05,147
  4231. Yeah.
  4232.  
  4233. 967
  4234. 01:10:05,149 --> 01:10:05,984
  4235. Bag of dicks.
  4236.  
  4237. 968
  4238. 01:10:11,323 --> 01:10:12,258
  4239. Wow.
  4240.  
  4241. 969
  4242. 01:10:14,259 --> 01:10:15,394
  4243. You're wearing that?
  4244.  
  4245. 970
  4246. 01:10:17,429 --> 01:10:18,596
  4247. Brave choice.
  4248.  
  4249. 971
  4250. 01:10:21,332 --> 01:10:23,366
  4251. So, where have you been?
  4252.  
  4253. 972
  4254. 01:10:23,368 --> 01:10:25,501
  4255. You haven't like uploaded
  4256. in like two days.
  4257.  
  4258. 973
  4259. 01:10:25,503 --> 01:10:26,972
  4260. People think you're dead.
  4261.  
  4262. 974
  4263. 01:10:27,706 --> 01:10:29,406
  4264. Yeah.
  4265.  
  4266. 975
  4267. 01:10:29,408 --> 01:10:32,142
  4268. There's like Where's Barbi
  4269. memes all over the web.
  4270.  
  4271. 976
  4272. 01:10:32,144 --> 01:10:33,045
  4273. Really?
  4274.  
  4275. 977
  4276. 01:10:34,311 --> 01:10:35,280
  4277. I was here.
  4278.  
  4279. 978
  4280. 01:10:36,414 --> 01:10:37,246
  4281. Here?
  4282.  
  4283. 979
  4284. 01:10:37,248 --> 01:10:39,214
  4285. Like here?
  4286.  
  4287. 980
  4288. 01:10:39,216 --> 01:10:40,416
  4289. For two days?
  4290.  
  4291. 981
  4292. 01:10:40,418 --> 01:10:42,585
  4293. Yeah, I was totally lost.
  4294.  
  4295. 982
  4296. 01:10:42,587 --> 01:10:44,420
  4297. No way!
  4298.  
  4299. 983
  4300. 01:10:44,422 --> 01:10:46,356
  4301. Shut up, shut up!
  4302.  
  4303. 984
  4304. 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:49,729
  4305. You were here,
  4306. lost for two days?
  4307.  
  4308. 985
  4309. 01:10:51,395 --> 01:10:52,630
  4310. What about the internets?
  4311.  
  4312. 986
  4313. 01:10:54,565 --> 01:10:56,566
  4314. Well, I had no signal,
  4315.  
  4316. 987
  4317. 01:10:56,568 --> 01:10:58,537
  4318. and then naturally,
  4319. my cellphone died.
  4320.  
  4321. 988
  4322. 01:11:02,274 --> 01:11:03,609
  4323. You poor thing.
  4324.  
  4325. 989
  4326. 01:11:05,143 --> 01:11:06,476
  4327. But thanks.
  4328.  
  4329. 990
  4330. 01:11:06,478 --> 01:11:07,509
  4331. Now that you're gone,
  4332.  
  4333. 991
  4334. 01:11:07,511 --> 01:11:08,710
  4335. everyone has dropped your feed,
  4336.  
  4337. 992
  4338. 01:11:08,712 --> 01:11:12,182
  4339. and I'm the number
  4340. one new selfie queen.
  4341.  
  4342. 993
  4343. 01:11:12,184 --> 01:11:13,319
  4344. You snooze you lose.
  4345.  
  4346. 994
  4347. 01:11:15,087 --> 01:11:16,585
  4348. Bitch!
  4349.  
  4350. 995
  4351. 01:11:16,587 --> 01:11:19,455
  4352. I totally knew that you
  4353. were stealing my followers
  4354.  
  4355. 996
  4356. 01:11:19,457 --> 01:11:21,092
  4357. and paying for subscribers.
  4358.  
  4359. 997
  4360. 01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:22,627
  4361. Whatever.
  4362.  
  4363. 998
  4364. 01:11:24,296 --> 01:11:26,798
  4365. I just have so many companies
  4366. wanting to do collabs with me.
  4367.  
  4368. 999
  4369. 01:11:28,466 --> 01:11:31,201
  4370. I'm making so much money.
  4371.  
  4372. 1000
  4373. 01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:34,240
  4374. Good luck
  4375. making a comeback.
  4376.  
  4377. 1001
  4378. 01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:36,606
  4379. At least my
  4380. followers were real.
  4381.  
  4382. 1002
  4383. 01:11:36,608 --> 01:11:39,811
  4384. Aw, you're just a sore loser.
  4385.  
  4386. 1003
  4387. 01:11:41,613 --> 01:11:42,648
  4388. And by the way,
  4389.  
  4390. 1004
  4391. 01:11:44,381 --> 01:11:46,652
  4392. you look like you haven't
  4393. been doing your squats.
  4394.  
  4395. 1005
  4396. 01:11:47,786 --> 01:11:49,320
  4397. Your ass is looking flat.
  4398.  
  4399. 1006
  4400. 01:11:57,362 --> 01:11:58,831
  4401. Jesus, Barbi.
  4402.  
  4403. 1007
  4404. 01:12:00,231 --> 01:12:02,268
  4405. You get lost in the
  4406. woods for two days
  4407.  
  4408. 1008
  4409. 01:12:03,335 --> 01:12:05,703
  4410. and you just let everything go.
  4411.  
  4412. 1009
  4413. 01:12:06,604 --> 01:12:08,170
  4414. Ugh!
  4415.  
  4416. 1010
  4417. 01:12:10,341 --> 01:12:11,174
  4418. Burn!
  4419.  
  4420. 1011
  4421. 01:12:14,813 --> 01:12:15,713
  4422. It burns!
  4423.  
  4424. 1012
  4425. 01:12:17,649 --> 01:12:18,684
  4426. Burn.
  4427.  
  4428. 1013
  4429. 01:12:19,684 --> 01:12:20,552
  4430. Yeah, burn.
  4431.  
  4432. 1014
  4433. 01:12:21,552 --> 01:12:22,587
  4434. Tss!
  4435.  
  4436. 1015
  4437. 01:12:23,689 --> 01:12:25,722
  4438. Too bad you didn't have
  4439. that burn to keep you warm
  4440.  
  4441. 1016
  4442. 01:12:25,724 --> 01:12:27,760
  4443. when you slept here for
  4444. the past two nights.
  4445.  
  4446. 1017
  4447. 01:12:28,659 --> 01:12:31,593
  4448. Throwing some bad shade, girl.
  4449.  
  4450. 1018
  4451. 01:12:31,595 --> 01:12:33,164
  4452. Here's more.
  4453.  
  4454. 1019
  4455. 01:12:35,233 --> 01:12:36,769
  4456. Are you wearing
  4457. your waist trainer?
  4458.  
  4459. 1020
  4460. 01:12:39,738 --> 01:12:41,207
  4461. Mm, no.
  4462.  
  4463. 1021
  4464. 01:12:42,173 --> 01:12:43,341
  4465. You should be.
  4466.  
  4467. 1022
  4468. 01:12:44,408 --> 01:12:46,675
  4469. You're looking a little soft.
  4470.  
  4471. 1023
  4472. 01:12:46,677 --> 01:12:48,678
  4473. Have you been
  4474. skipping ab day too?
  4475.  
  4476. 1024
  4477. 01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,580
  4478. - I was...
  4479. - Oh well.
  4480.  
  4481. 1025
  4482. 01:12:50,582 --> 01:12:51,650
  4483. Good luck.
  4484.  
  4485. 1026
  4486. 01:12:52,817 --> 01:12:55,652
  4487. I still can't believe you got
  4488. lost out here for two days.
  4489.  
  4490. 1027
  4491. 01:12:55,654 --> 01:13:00,593
  4492. There are like trails
  4493. everywhere.
  4494.  
  4495. 1028
  4496. 01:13:01,659 --> 01:13:03,259
  4497. You're such a basic, Barbi.
  4498.  
  4499. 1029
  4500. 01:13:03,261 --> 01:13:05,727
  4501. Laters!
  4502.  
  4503. 1030
  4504. 01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:07,696
  4505. Oh my god, guys, guess what?
  4506.  
  4507. 1031
  4508. 01:13:07,698 --> 01:13:09,831
  4509. I totally just ran into
  4510. this homeless girl.
  4511.  
  4512. 1032
  4513. 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,302
  4514. Look at her, right there.
  4515.  
  4516. 1033
  4517. 01:13:13,904 --> 01:13:16,539
  4518. She tried to mug me!
  4519.  
  4520. 1034
  4521. 01:13:16,541 --> 01:13:17,842
  4522. Like what the eff?
  4523.  
  4524. 1035
  4525. 01:13:18,710 --> 01:13:20,509
  4526. Hash tag real life.
  4527.  
  4528. 1036
  4529. 01:13:20,511 --> 01:13:21,744
  4530. I'm not kidding, people.
  4531.  
  4532. 1037
  4533. 01:13:21,746 --> 01:13:25,447
  4534. Like this happened,
  4535. right here, right now.
  4536.  
  4537. 1038
  4538. 01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:31,157
  4539. What the heck?
  4540.  
  4541. 1039
  4542. 01:13:32,623 --> 01:13:35,491
  4543. I don't even have like a,
  4544. a knife on me or anything,
  4545.  
  4546. 1040
  4547. 01:13:35,493 --> 01:13:36,625
  4548. I don't.
  4549.  
  4550. 1041
  4551. 01:13:36,627 --> 01:13:38,794
  4552. Oh my god, she's
  4553. looking frantic.
  4554.  
  4555. 1042
  4556. 01:13:38,796 --> 01:13:40,495
  4557. I mean, look at her,
  4558. she's in a pink jacket.
  4559.  
  4560. 1043
  4561. 01:13:40,497 --> 01:13:42,264
  4562. Like, I don't even know
  4563. what she's doing out here.
  4564.  
  4565. 1044
  4566. 01:13:42,266 --> 01:13:44,400
  4567. - Bag of dicks!
  4568. - She tried to steal from me.
  4569.  
  4570. 1045
  4571. 01:13:44,402 --> 01:13:45,701
  4572. Like, what?
  4573.  
  4574. 1046
  4575. 01:13:45,703 --> 01:13:46,803
  4576. Wait.
  4577.  
  4578. 1047
  4579. 01:13:46,805 --> 01:13:47,836
  4580. Where's that trail?
  4581.  
  4582. 1048
  4583. 01:13:47,838 --> 01:13:49,272
  4584. It was right there.
  4585.  
  4586. 1049
  4587. 01:13:49,274 --> 01:13:50,505
  4588. She pointed to it
  4589. and everything.
  4590.  
  4591. 1050
  4592. 01:13:50,507 --> 01:13:51,641
  4593. Where did it go?
  4594.  
  4595. 1051
  4596. 01:13:51,643 --> 01:13:52,709
  4597. I'm gonna die
  4598. out here, I swear.
  4599.  
  4600. 1052
  4601. 01:13:52,711 --> 01:13:54,910
  4602. I'm totally gonna die out here.
  4603.  
  4604. 1053
  4605. 01:13:54,912 --> 01:13:56,748
  4606. How is this possible?
  4607.  
  4608. 1054
  4609. 01:13:57,948 --> 01:13:59,382
  4610. What?
  4611.  
  4612. 1055
  4613. 01:13:59,384 --> 01:14:01,651
  4614. Well, that's it,
  4615.  
  4616. 1056
  4617. 01:14:01,653 --> 01:14:03,652
  4618. I'm officially a has-been.
  4619.  
  4620. 1057
  4621. 01:14:03,654 --> 01:14:04,687
  4622. Dead to the world.
  4623.  
  4624. 1058
  4625. 01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:05,854
  4626. She's won.
  4627.  
  4628. 1059
  4629. 01:14:05,856 --> 01:14:07,589
  4630. I'm done, it's over.
  4631.  
  4632. 1060
  4633. 01:14:07,591 --> 01:14:10,695
  4634. Jessica has finally got what
  4635. she wanted and replaced me.
  4636.  
  4637. 1061
  4638. 01:14:11,863 --> 01:14:13,696
  4639. I might as well go
  4640. back to the cave
  4641.  
  4642. 1062
  4643. 01:14:13,698 --> 01:14:17,567
  4644. and party with Red Riding
  4645. Hood and hair tutorial girl.
  4646.  
  4647. 1063
  4648. 01:14:17,569 --> 01:14:18,867
  4649. I'll marry butter knife guy
  4650.  
  4651. 1064
  4652. 01:14:18,869 --> 01:14:22,405
  4653. and we'll have little
  4654. cave-dwelling monks together.
  4655.  
  4656. 1065
  4657. 01:14:22,407 --> 01:14:25,775
  4658. Maybe we'll get a reality show!
  4659.  
  4660. 1066
  4661. 01:14:25,777 --> 01:14:26,845
  4662. The Brennans!
  4663.  
  4664. 1067
  4665. 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,848
  4666. Hey, is that Kenny?
  4667.  
  4668. 1068
  4669. 01:14:31,850 --> 01:14:33,683
  4670. He's still alive?
  4671.  
  4672. 1069
  4673. 01:14:33,685 --> 01:14:36,422
  4674. Does that mean I'm
  4675. not a black widow?
  4676.  
  4677. 1070
  4678. 01:14:38,622 --> 01:14:40,458
  4679. Oh hey, you again.
  4680.  
  4681. 1071
  4682. 01:14:41,493 --> 01:14:42,991
  4683. Are you okay?
  4684.  
  4685. 1072
  4686. 01:14:42,993 --> 01:14:43,826
  4687. It's dangerous.
  4688.  
  4689. 1073
  4690. 01:14:43,828 --> 01:14:45,861
  4691. You need to leave, now!
  4692.  
  4693. 1074
  4694. 01:14:45,863 --> 01:14:46,896
  4695. Obviously.
  4696.  
  4697. 1075
  4698. 01:14:46,898 --> 01:14:48,897
  4699. What the hell is going on?
  4700.  
  4701. 1076
  4702. 01:14:48,899 --> 01:14:51,769
  4703. Every time I see you
  4704. it's some new shit.
  4705.  
  4706. 1077
  4707. 01:14:52,936 --> 01:14:54,771
  4708. That looks disgusting.
  4709.  
  4710. 1078
  4711. 01:14:54,773 --> 01:14:56,571
  4712. What happened to your leg!
  4713.  
  4714. 1079
  4715. 01:14:56,573 --> 01:14:57,973
  4716. It's classified.
  4717.  
  4718. 1080
  4719. 01:14:57,975 --> 01:15:00,878
  4720. I could tell you, but
  4721. I'd have to kill you.
  4722.  
  4723. 1081
  4724. 01:15:01,945 --> 01:15:04,550
  4725. Which at this point
  4726. might not be a bad idea.
  4727.  
  4728. 1082
  4729. 01:15:05,684 --> 01:15:07,853
  4730. Ugh, doesn't matter,
  4731. I'm already dead.
  4732.  
  4733. 1083
  4734. 01:15:12,756 --> 01:15:13,390
  4735. Fine.
  4736.  
  4737. 1084
  4738. 01:15:16,728 --> 01:15:18,396
  4739. I work for a government agency
  4740.  
  4741. 1085
  4742. 01:15:19,564 --> 01:15:21,664
  4743. that deals with
  4744. extraterrestrial allies.
  4745.  
  4746. 1086
  4747. 01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:24,767
  4748. Oh, you mean those three
  4749. little gray guys in the forest?
  4750.  
  4751. 1087
  4752. 01:15:24,769 --> 01:15:26,905
  4753. I thought I was
  4754. totally tripping balls.
  4755.  
  4756. 1088
  4757. 01:15:27,805 --> 01:15:29,607
  4758. You met Chuck, Bob, and Steve?
  4759.  
  4760. 1089
  4761. 01:15:30,608 --> 01:15:31,877
  4762. I think so, maybe.
  4763.  
  4764. 1090
  4765. 01:15:33,811 --> 01:15:35,314
  4766. Does it hurt when you sit?
  4767.  
  4768. 1091
  4769. 01:15:38,382 --> 01:15:39,749
  4770. A little.
  4771.  
  4772. 1092
  4773. 01:15:39,751 --> 01:15:41,451
  4774. Yeah.
  4775.  
  4776. 1093
  4777. 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,820
  4778. I think back on their planet
  4779. that means you're married.
  4780.  
  4781. 1094
  4782. 01:15:43,822 --> 01:15:44,821
  4783. Oh, ew!
  4784.  
  4785. 1095
  4786. 01:15:44,823 --> 01:15:45,858
  4787. No way!
  4788.  
  4789. 1096
  4790. 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:47,924
  4791. Ugh!
  4792.  
  4793. 1097
  4794. 01:15:47,926 --> 01:15:48,892
  4795. Wait, hold on a second,
  4796.  
  4797. 1098
  4798. 01:15:48,894 --> 01:15:50,996
  4799. if they're friendly, why
  4800. are you fighting them?
  4801.  
  4802. 1099
  4803. 01:15:51,930 --> 01:15:54,066
  4804. No, I'm not fighting them.
  4805.  
  4806. 1100
  4807. 01:15:55,367 --> 01:15:56,632
  4808. Chuck, Bob, and
  4809. Steve are great guys.
  4810.  
  4811. 1101
  4812. 01:15:56,634 --> 01:15:59,471
  4813. A little touchy-feely,
  4814. but still great guys.
  4815.  
  4816. 1102
  4817. 01:16:00,805 --> 01:16:02,138
  4818. I'm fighting the other guys.
  4819.  
  4820. 1103
  4821. 01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,638
  4822. What other guys?
  4823.  
  4824. 1104
  4825. 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,974
  4826. The eat your face
  4827. off acid for blood
  4828.  
  4829. 1105
  4830. 01:16:05,976 --> 01:16:08,510
  4831. world domination ones.
  4832.  
  4833. 1106
  4834. 01:16:08,512 --> 01:16:11,147
  4835. Look, there's a lot
  4836. of shit going on here,
  4837.  
  4838. 1107
  4839. 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,549
  4840. but I don't have time to
  4841. tell you all that right now.
  4842.  
  4843. 1108
  4844. 01:16:13,551 --> 01:16:14,453
  4845. Uh, yeah.
  4846.  
  4847. 1109
  4848. 01:17:41,872 --> 01:17:43,205
  4849. Wait!
  4850.  
  4851. 1110
  4852. 01:17:43,207 --> 01:17:45,674
  4853. What am I doing?
  4854.  
  4855. 1111
  4856. 01:17:45,676 --> 01:17:47,843
  4857. I can't just leave him again!
  4858.  
  4859. 1112
  4860. 01:17:47,845 --> 01:17:49,845
  4861. He's saved my ass like
  4862. three times already!
  4863.  
  4864. 1113
  4865. 01:17:49,847 --> 01:17:52,514
  4866. This might be the
  4867. perfect opportunity
  4868.  
  4869. 1114
  4870. 01:17:52,516 --> 01:17:55,250
  4871. for me to actually
  4872. do something good!
  4873.  
  4874. 1115
  4875. 01:17:55,252 --> 01:17:57,986
  4876. It's not like I have
  4877. anything else to live for.
  4878.  
  4879. 1116
  4880. 01:17:57,988 --> 01:18:01,523
  4881. I have to change my goals
  4882. from taking the best selfies
  4883.  
  4884. 1117
  4885. 01:18:01,525 --> 01:18:05,061
  4886. to making the world
  4887. a better place!
  4888.  
  4889. 1118
  4890. 01:18:05,063 --> 01:18:06,295
  4891. From this day forth,
  4892.  
  4893. 1119
  4894. 01:18:06,297 --> 01:18:10,165
  4895. I'll never again take a box of
  4896. doughnuts to Weight Watchers!
  4897.  
  4898. 1120
  4899. 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:14,603
  4900. I'll never watch another house
  4901. full of kittens burn down!
  4902.  
  4903. 1121
  4904. 01:18:14,605 --> 01:18:18,540
  4905. I will never again sell
  4906. Ziploc bags full of corn syrup
  4907.  
  4908. 1122
  4909. 01:18:18,542 --> 01:18:21,544
  4910. as breast implants to cancer
  4911. survivors on the Dark Web.
  4912.  
  4913. 1123
  4914. 01:18:21,546 --> 01:18:25,080
  4915. I will never again donate
  4916. my parents' used sex toys
  4917.  
  4918. 1124
  4919. 01:18:25,082 --> 01:18:26,049
  4920. to children's charity.
  4921.  
  4922. 1125
  4923. 01:18:26,051 --> 01:18:29,919
  4924. I will never again sell
  4925. orphans into slavery!
  4926.  
  4927. 1126
  4928. 01:18:29,921 --> 01:18:34,690
  4929. I will never again set the
  4930. homeless on fire just for lulz!
  4931.  
  4932. 1127
  4933. 01:18:34,692 --> 01:18:37,159
  4934. I will not sit by and
  4935. watch another old lady
  4936.  
  4937. 1128
  4938. 01:18:37,161 --> 01:18:39,896
  4939. get dragged off by coyotes.
  4940.  
  4941. 1129
  4942. 01:18:39,898 --> 01:18:40,763
  4943. Never again!
  4944.  
  4945. 1130
  4946. 01:18:40,765 --> 01:18:44,733
  4947. And I will never,
  4948. ever eat anything
  4949.  
  4950. 1131
  4951. 01:18:44,735 --> 01:18:47,738
  4952. that doesn't say gluten-free!
  4953.  
  4954. 1132
  4955. 01:18:49,106 --> 01:18:51,042
  4956. If only I had my eyes open.
  4957.  
  4958. 1133
  4959. 01:18:52,877 --> 01:18:55,311
  4960. Not always staring at my phone!
  4961.  
  4962. 1134
  4963. 01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:57,048
  4964. Paid more attention!
  4965.  
  4966. 1135
  4967. 01:18:59,050 --> 01:19:00,519
  4968. What am I missing?
  4969.  
  4970. 1136
  4971. 01:20:16,027 --> 01:20:17,927
  4972. There is so much
  4973. more to this world
  4974.  
  4975. 1137
  4976. 01:20:17,929 --> 01:20:20,196
  4977. than what I see on
  4978. that tiny screen.
  4979.  
  4980. 1138
  4981. 01:20:20,198 --> 01:20:24,333
  4982. I'm gonna make amends for
  4983. all the things I did wrong.
  4984.  
  4985. 1139
  4986. 01:20:24,335 --> 01:20:29,271
  4987. Somehow, I will take
  4988. responsibility for my actions.
  4989.  
  4990. 1140
  4991. 01:20:29,273 --> 01:20:33,275
  4992. I will make the
  4993. world a better place.
  4994.  
  4995. 1141
  4996. 01:20:33,277 --> 01:20:35,745
  4997. It's time for me
  4998.  
  4999. 1142
  5000. 01:20:35,747 --> 01:20:40,185
  5001. to finally grab that bag
  5002. of dicks by the balls.
  5003.  
  5004. 1143
  5005. 01:20:42,386 --> 01:20:46,257
  5006. And I start now!
  5007.  
  5008. 1144
  5009. 01:22:39,970 --> 01:22:41,004
  5010. Are you okay?
  5011.  
  5012. 1145
  5013. 01:22:41,006 --> 01:22:43,472
  5014. My leg's pointed in
  5015. three different directions.
  5016.  
  5017. 1146
  5018. 01:22:43,474 --> 01:22:46,875
  5019. I wish that beam put me together
  5020. a little bit straighter.
  5021.  
  5022. 1147
  5023. 01:22:48,445 --> 01:22:49,277
  5024. Ow!
  5025.  
  5026. 1148
  5027. 01:22:49,279 --> 01:22:51,280
  5028. Oh, easy kid.
  5029.  
  5030. 1149
  5031. 01:22:51,282 --> 01:22:52,848
  5032. Where'd you learn
  5033. to shoot like that?
  5034.  
  5035. 1150
  5036. 01:22:52,850 --> 01:22:54,383
  5037. I'm from Texas.
  5038.  
  5039. 1151
  5040. 01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:55,851
  5041. My dad was a Marine,
  5042.  
  5043. 1152
  5044. 01:22:55,853 --> 01:22:58,155
  5045. and my granny has a
  5046. bigger gun than yours.
  5047.  
  5048. 1153
  5049. 01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:02,060
  5050. This is gonna hurt.
  5051.  
  5052. 1154
  5053. 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,261
  5054. Are you sure you
  5055. know what you're doing?
  5056.  
  5057. 1155
  5058. 01:23:05,195 --> 01:23:06,030
  5059. Um, nah.
  5060.  
  5061. 1156
  5062. 01:23:11,301 --> 01:23:12,336
  5063. Thanks.
  5064.  
  5065. 1157
  5066. 01:23:13,371 --> 01:23:14,206
  5067. Looks ratchet.
  5068.  
  5069. 1158
  5070. 01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:21,242
  5071. What the hell are you doing?
  5072.  
  5073. 1159
  5074. 01:23:21,244 --> 01:23:22,480
  5075. Taking off a waist trainer.
  5076.  
  5077. 1160
  5078. 01:23:23,914 --> 01:23:24,546
  5079. What the hell are
  5080. you gonna do with that?
  5081.  
  5082. 1161
  5083. 01:23:24,548 --> 01:23:26,048
  5084. Won't fit my waist.
  5085.  
  5086. 1162
  5087. 01:23:29,020 --> 01:23:30,518
  5088. It's steel-boned.
  5089.  
  5090. 1163
  5091. 01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,323
  5092. Oh you've gotta be kidding me.
  5093.  
  5094. 1164
  5095. 01:23:35,193 --> 01:23:36,261
  5096. I am not kidding you.
  5097.  
  5098. 1165
  5099. 01:23:38,061 --> 01:23:39,331
  5100. Pink is not my color.
  5101.  
  5102. 1166
  5103. 01:23:40,297 --> 01:23:41,899
  5104. It's gonna have
  5105. to work for now.
  5106.  
  5107. 1167
  5108. 01:23:43,100 --> 01:23:45,067
  5109. There was a girl in
  5110. a suit in the forest
  5111.  
  5112. 1168
  5113. 01:23:45,069 --> 01:23:46,235
  5114. stuck under a rock.
  5115.  
  5116. 1169
  5117. 01:23:46,237 --> 01:23:48,236
  5118. Do you know what
  5119. happened to her?
  5120.  
  5121. 1170
  5122. 01:23:48,238 --> 01:23:50,839
  5123. Um, yeah, it's kinda messy.
  5124.  
  5125. 1171
  5126. 01:23:50,841 --> 01:23:54,343
  5127. Um, rogue double agent,
  5128. Homeland Security,
  5129.  
  5130. 1172
  5131. 01:23:54,345 --> 01:23:56,081
  5132. stole something very valuable.
  5133.  
  5134. 1173
  5135. 01:23:57,247 --> 01:23:59,283
  5136. You haven't seen a briefcase
  5137. around here, have you?
  5138.  
  5139. 1174
  5140. 01:24:08,024 --> 01:24:09,558
  5141. You mean this?
  5142.  
  5143. 1175
  5144. 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:14,330
  5145. Um, yeah, that's, uh,
  5146.  
  5147. 1176
  5148. 01:24:14,332 --> 01:24:15,801
  5149. that's definitely it.
  5150.  
  5151. 1177
  5152. 01:24:19,036 --> 01:24:19,968
  5153. Thanks.
  5154.  
  5155. 1178
  5156. 01:24:19,970 --> 01:24:22,406
  5157. Um, this looks pretty good.
  5158.  
  5159. 1179
  5160. 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:24,973
  5161. Can you move?
  5162.  
  5163. 1180
  5164. 01:24:24,975 --> 01:24:26,407
  5165. Yeah, I can move.
  5166.  
  5167. 1181
  5168. 01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:28,212
  5169. I can't dance, but I can move.
  5170.  
  5171. 1182
  5172. 01:24:33,951 --> 01:24:37,052
  5173. You know, you're
  5174. pretty good at this.
  5175.  
  5176. 1183
  5177. 01:24:37,054 --> 01:24:39,356
  5178. You ever considered a
  5179. career in government work?
  5180.  
  5181. 1184
  5182. 01:24:40,358 --> 01:24:41,589
  5183. Could use someone
  5184. with your skills,
  5185.  
  5186. 1185
  5187. 01:24:41,591 --> 01:24:43,959
  5188. but you'd have to leave
  5189. your old life behind.
  5190.  
  5191. 1186
  5192. 01:24:43,961 --> 01:24:47,129
  5193. Well, I've been
  5194. offline for two days,
  5195.  
  5196. 1187
  5197. 01:24:47,131 --> 01:24:49,330
  5198. so everybody already
  5199. thinks I'm dead.
  5200.  
  5201. 1188
  5202. 01:24:49,332 --> 01:24:53,103
  5203. We can give you
  5204. a cool code name like, uh,
  5205.  
  5206. 1189
  5207. 01:24:54,137 --> 01:24:54,972
  5208. Ronan.
  5209.  
  5210. 1190
  5211. 01:24:56,239 --> 01:24:58,607
  5212. Oh, samurai with no master.
  5213.  
  5214. 1191
  5215. 01:24:58,609 --> 01:24:59,444
  5216. I like it.
  5217.  
  5218. 1192
  5219. 01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,010
  5220. Oh that's actually
  5221. just the name
  5222.  
  5223. 1193
  5224. 01:25:02,012 --> 01:25:03,012
  5225. of my favorite sushi
  5226. joint down in Soho,
  5227.  
  5228. 1194
  5229. 01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:05,013
  5230. but I like what you said too.
  5231.  
  5232. 1195
  5233. 01:25:05,015 --> 01:25:07,282
  5234. Hey, Chuck, Bob, and Steve,
  5235.  
  5236. 1196
  5237. 01:25:07,284 --> 01:25:10,119
  5238. why aren't they helping
  5239. you fight the bad guys?
  5240.  
  5241. 1197
  5242. 01:25:10,121 --> 01:25:12,454
  5243. No, those guys
  5244. are lovers, not fighters,
  5245.  
  5246. 1198
  5247. 01:25:12,456 --> 01:25:14,423
  5248. but they make great tech.
  5249.  
  5250. 1199
  5251. 01:25:14,425 --> 01:25:15,327
  5252. Here, hold this.
  5253.  
  5254. 1200
  5255. 01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:25,200
  5256. Yeah, need immediate extraction.
  5257.  
  5258. 1201
  5259. 01:25:25,202 --> 01:25:27,102
  5260. You talk to your MP3 player?
  5261.  
  5262. 1202
  5263. 01:25:39,149 --> 01:25:42,152
  5264. You know, you're,
  5265. you're kinda cute.
  5266.  
  5267. 1203
  5268. 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,956
  5269. Welcome to your new life.
  5270.  
  5271. 1204
  5272. 01:25:46,690 --> 01:25:47,524
  5273. Take us up.
  5274.  
  5275. 1205
  5276. 01:26:28,298 --> 01:26:30,034
  5277. Hey, hey,
  5278. there's my car!
  5279.  
  5280. 1206
  5281. 01:26:32,235 --> 01:26:33,701
  5282. No no no, you guys can
  5283. just drop me off here.
  5284.  
  5285. 1207
  5286. 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:40,041
  5287. Thanks!
  5288.  
  5289. 1208
  5290. 01:26:40,043 --> 01:26:43,144
  5291. Wow,
  5292. not bad for a long weekend.
  5293.  
  5294. 1209
  5295. 01:26:43,146 --> 01:26:45,680
  5296. Three husbands, and
  5297. Kenny's kinda cute.
  5298.  
  5299. 1210
  5300. 01:26:45,682 --> 01:26:48,717
  5301. I'm sure Chuck, Bob, and Steve
  5302. are gonna be totally chill
  5303.  
  5304. 1211
  5305. 01:26:48,719 --> 01:26:50,518
  5306. with me seeing other people.
  5307.  
  5308. 1212
  5309. 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,487
  5310. If it's outside
  5311. the solar system,
  5312.  
  5313. 1213
  5314. 01:26:52,489 --> 01:26:55,223
  5315. it probably doesn't
  5316. count, right?
  5317.  
  5318. 1214
  5319. 01:26:55,225 --> 01:26:57,425
  5320. So much for being a spinster.
  5321.  
  5322. 1215
  5323. 01:26:57,427 --> 01:27:00,465
  5324. I can't wait to go home
  5325. and take a nice shower.
  5326.  
  5327. 1216
  5328. 01:27:01,465 --> 01:27:02,363
  5329. Oh, wait.
  5330.  
  5331. 1217
  5332. 01:27:02,365 --> 01:27:04,532
  5333. I need my keys, duh.
  5334.  
  5335. 1218
  5336. 01:27:04,534 --> 01:27:06,101
  5337. Where did I put those?
  5338.  
  5339. 1219
  5340. 01:27:06,103 --> 01:27:08,169
  5341. Gotta be in here somewhere.
  5342.  
  5343. 1220
  5344. 01:27:08,171 --> 01:27:09,440
  5345. I left them right here.
  5346.  
  5347. 1221
  5348. 01:27:11,574 --> 01:27:12,543
  5349. I left them right here.
  5350.  
  5351. 1222
  5352. 01:27:14,412 --> 01:27:15,544
  5353. Oh no.
  5354.  
  5355. 1223
  5356. 01:27:15,546 --> 01:27:17,382
  5357. Where did I leave them last?
  5358.  
  5359. 1224
  5360. 01:27:23,554 --> 01:27:27,188
  5361. Hey, can I, can I
  5362. put my keys on you?
  5363.  
  5364. 1225
  5365. 01:27:27,190 --> 01:27:28,589
  5366. Yeah, sure.
  5367.  
  5368. 1226
  5369. 01:27:36,634 --> 01:27:40,535
  5370. OMG, that's right.
  5371.  
  5372. 1227
  5373. 01:27:40,537 --> 01:27:41,505
  5374. Bag of dick!
  5375.  
  5376. 1228
  5377. 01:27:46,377 --> 01:27:48,544
  5378. You're
  5379. right, after all that.
  5380.  
  5381. 1229
  5382. 01:27:48,546 --> 01:27:50,611
  5383. I had a spaceship,
  5384.  
  5385. 1230
  5386. 01:27:50,613 --> 01:27:52,815
  5387. and now I have to take the bus.
  5388.  
  5389. 1231
  5390. 01:27:52,817 --> 01:27:54,616
  5391. Worst
  5392.  
  5393. 1232
  5394. 01:27:54,618 --> 01:27:55,420
  5395. weekend
  5396.  
  5397. 1233
  5398. 01:27:56,487 --> 01:27:57,322
  5399. ever.
  5400.  
  5401. 1234
  5402. 01:29:11,427 --> 01:29:12,262
  5403. Whoa!
  5404.  
  5405. 1235
  5406. 01:29:13,697 --> 01:29:16,665
  5407. As if I haven't had
  5408. enough, I lose my keys too.
  5409.  
  5410. 1236
  5411. 01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:19,168
  5412. What kind of freaking
  5413. world is this?
  5414.  
  5415. 1237
  5416. 01:29:19,170 --> 01:29:22,340
  5417. Haven't I had enough
  5418. of this world?
  5419.  
  5420. 1238
  5421. 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:25,507
  5422. This is terrible.
  5423.  
  5424. 1239
  5425. 01:29:25,509 --> 01:29:26,743
  5426. What am I gonna do now?
  5427.  
  5428. 1240
  5429. 01:29:35,586 --> 01:29:36,652
  5430. Oh my god, grandma.
  5431.  
  5432. 1241
  5433. 01:29:36,654 --> 01:29:37,718
  5434. What are you doing here?
  5435.  
  5436. 1242
  5437. 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,588
  5438. Get in the car.
  5439.  
  5440. 1243
  5441. 01:29:39,590 --> 01:29:40,589
  5442. Oh my god!
  5443.  
  5444. 1244
  5445. 01:29:40,591 --> 01:29:42,590
  5446. Thank you so much!
  5447.  
  5448. 1245
  5449. 01:29:42,592 --> 01:29:44,593
  5450. You have no idea what
  5451. I've just been through
  5452.  
  5453. 1246
  5454. 01:29:44,595 --> 01:29:46,394
  5455. for the last two days!
  5456.  
  5457. 1247
  5458. 01:29:46,396 --> 01:29:48,397
  5459. Well not
  5460. anymore, you're okay now.
  5461.  
  5462. 1248
  5463. 01:29:48,399 --> 01:29:50,432
  5464. Yes, thank you!
  5465.  
  5466. 1249
  5467. 01:29:50,434 --> 01:29:51,269
  5468. Yay!
  5469.  
  5470. 1250
  5471. 01:29:51,514 --> 01:29:56,514
  5472. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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