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"I always wanted to be a gay T-rex.' What kind of drugs was I on??" -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Oh, she's busy terrorizing somebody's children. Okay." -Agent Nein, 2016

"If you fuck like you drive, I bet you never get laid!" -Manic, 2016

"If all else fails, I have this horrible titty monster." -Bug, 2016

"I was a very sensitive girl, you know, and I didn't want this to happen." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Okay, we're gonna IGNORE that, Quartz. You're gonna be gay as sin, and we're gonna pretend this never happened when this run comes out." -Bug, 2016

"I mean, if you have a beehive for an ass, that's gonna make you slow down just a tad. Like, you're carrying multiple bees up your butt. I'd think you'd be a bit slow on the uptake." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"Zero Isle had more traps than you could shake an Akbar at." -Raverist, 2016

"Unless there's a Triclops afterlife. Whatevs." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"In that case, get rid of Dick Punch and go for Dick Ripper." -Raverist, 2016

"I'm sorry, you can go fuck yourself. In the butt. With a toothbrush. Like, get it on there." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"Generally it's a good idea to kill yourself, but only ironically. Just for the laughs." -Clockenstein, 2016

"My erection will bother my upstairs neighbor." -Manic, 2016

"Okay, when I said we could have a Nuzchat orgy, I didn't mean it like this." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"I'm a premium hunk of man-whore, so apparently everyone wants me." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Clay didn't do anything aside from being fucked by all of us at once." -Tomi Lang, 2016

"Where's the church emoticon, because you guys need it." -Bug, 2016

"And my horn grew three sizes that day. Then people started to aim for it, no idea why..." -Rhyder, 2016

"We can just start a convention and then trick everyone into getting help." -Rhyder, 2016

"Well, I already have an Umbreon, so. They can just check their privilege and be on their way." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Oh, so that is what ducking is? Something about mouths...?" -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Like, y equals mx plus shit. That's the slope." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"He wanted to be so mutilated and abused by you, but you weren't able to do that." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"No, I'm being beeist." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"This-this is a fun game, guys, don't listen to my... random cursing." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"Well, it's not that we're savage. It's that you're soft and delectable." -Raverist, 2016

"I got so excited I dropped the last letter of that." -Bug, 2016

"It's not easy being the resident Nuzchat whore, okay?" -CunningClaymore, 2016

"The goal is not to kill them, the goal is to bury them with chickens." -Manic, 2016

"And then it's all 'buzz buzz motherfucker' right on the words I'm trying to read." -Bug, 2016

"So basically we have two Dusties. The faux Dusty and the voice chat orgy Dusty." -Tomi Lang, 2016

"Oh my god, I sound high as fuck right now." -SpectrumPanda, 2016

"Hey, it's Oscar. Oscar is the mouse who lives in our lounge. He and I are tight. How are you doing, Oscar? I'm dying on the inside, but it's okay." -SpectrumPanda, 2016

"Aggessively squishing my breasts at you." -ItsKinkajou, 2016

"What, like, happy positive or HIV positive? What are we talking about, here?" -Manic, 2016

"Admit it: you were thinking that it was Dusty's dick." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"The silence tells me that I am rapidly getting towards being quoted." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"I gotta shitpost harder; maybe I'll get a job at Denny's." -Bug, 2016

"It's like picasso and denny's are having a bukkake sex food orgy in my eyeballs." -Manic, 2016

"I mean, out-of-this-world bazongas, I'm not gonna complain." -R4v3rguy, 2016

"I'm gonna have to make the one that makes me feel less like a person." -Rhyder, 2016

"Why is my virgin butthole a white card!?" - DaKinkles, 2016

"I mean it wouldn't matter if I got salt in every orifice, I'd still do it."- Rhyder 2016

"I got triple teamed, actually, because fucking Tomi jumped in." - Rhyder 2016

"When you take a thermometer and insert it in places..." - Rhyder 2016

"Don't worry Holly, we're not going to get naked yet, we'll wait until you leave." - Rhyder 2016

"Does that mean he peed on you to ressurect you?" - The Starf Is A Lie 2016

"I had sex with an alien so I'm not discriminatory against aliens, yeah." - Claymore, 2016

"I always enjoy humping peoples legs." - Claymore 2016

"I will take a virgin Lucario if neccessary."- Jimcloud, 2016

"The key difference, I think, is that my brother is a butt" -Jimcloud, 2016

"Wow...so naked" -Tomi, 2016

"I'm always horny, damnit!" -Rhyder, 2016

"It's not consensual, but I mean, I guess it's not awful?" - Claymore, 2016

"Let me just remove this from my watch history, and we'll forget this ever happened" -Jimcloud, 2016

"Cocaine, cocaine, lovely lovely blowcaine" -Kinky, 2016

"I can't even remember past three seconds. I'm like a goldfish" -Bug, 2016

"You will need several firearms to confront geese." -Z-nogyroP, 2016

"Implying Saber has a scrapbook full of photos of Kinky's butt." -GoGoGogoat, 2016

"I'm not that smooth! I don't pick up all the mothers or anything! Jesus Christ!" -CunningClaymore, 2016

"The protagonist is moving them with his large yaoi hands." -Z-nogyroP, 2016

"I'll try to reduce the twincest to a minimum, but yeah." -Tomi Lang, 2016

"I am obviously fapping to the magic that is thousands of nyan cats flying across the solar system." -Rhyder, 2016

"My happy cloud is a little less happy now that you're leaving." -Rhyder, 2016

"Dusty threw a penis into the pool of vaginas." -Rhyder, 2016

"It was fun having you around, Holly, even if you did try to kill me." -Rhyder, 2016

"I'm a very dramatic dude, okay? That's why I won the award." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"I just choked on my beer. Shame on you." -Tomi Lang, 2016

"I would literally detach my dick for the sake of that." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"I like to be on top, because, like, it feels weird to reach up on top of i-I know you two fuckers are quoting me right now." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"Archie can suck my ass, except not really, because he ain't getting this booty." -SpectrumPanda, 2016

"Okay, I need to specify it's red-headed Archie and not Team Aqua Archie, because that Archie can suck my ass, actually. ...I'm very lonely." -SpectrumPanda, 2016

"Remove head from sphincter." -ItsKinkajou, 2016

"Now, where the dick-giggling... ah, there's my mouse." -ItsKinkajou, 2016

"Like, I'm 100% that if I was going to hallucinate, it'd be something pointless like that." -Bug, 2016

"This is not a salt mine. This is just, you take the Dead Sea, you take every inch of that, you dump it all over me. Then you go to every salt mine in the world, and you mine all of the salt, and then you pour that on me. And then you lick me. That is how salty I will be." -R4v3rguy, 2016

"Oh. Well, I was gonna say gay, but." -Bug, 2016

"Was it narcissistic of me to expect my edge to win?" -CunningClaymore, 2016

"But yeah, I'm a fucking best friend whore, apparently." -Shiny Dustox, 2016

"The last couple of weeks propelled me into stardom, and I'm not sure I like fame." -CunningClaymore, 2016

"So that's why my soap keeps disappearing, goddammit guys. You guys are jerks." -CunningClaymore, 2016