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May 15th, 2016
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  1. "I always wanted to be a gay T-rex.' What kind of drugs was I on??" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  2.  
  3. "Oh, she's busy terrorizing somebody's children. Okay." -Agent Nein, 2016
  4.  
  5. "If you fuck like you drive, I bet you never get laid!" -Manic, 2016
  6.  
  7. "If all else fails, I have this horrible titty monster." -Bug, 2016
  8.  
  9. "I was a very sensitive girl, you know, and I didn't want this to happen." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  10.  
  11. "Okay, we're gonna IGNORE that, Quartz. You're gonna be gay as sin, and we're gonna pretend this never happened when this run comes out." -Bug, 2016
  12.  
  13. "I mean, if you have a beehive for an ass, that's gonna make you slow down just a tad. Like, you're carrying multiple bees up your butt. I'd think you'd be a bit slow on the uptake." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  14.  
  15. "Zero Isle had more traps than you could shake an Akbar at." -Raverist, 2016
  16.  
  17. "Unless there's a Triclops afterlife. Whatevs." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  18.  
  19. "In that case, get rid of Dick Punch and go for Dick Ripper." -Raverist, 2016
  20.  
  21. "I'm sorry, you can go fuck yourself. In the butt. With a toothbrush. Like, get it on there." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  22.  
  23. "Generally it's a good idea to kill yourself, but only ironically. Just for the laughs." -Clockenstein, 2016
  24.  
  25. "My erection will bother my upstairs neighbor." -Manic, 2016
  26.  
  27. "Okay, when I said we could have a Nuzchat orgy, I didn't mean it like this." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  28.  
  29. "I'm a premium hunk of man-whore, so apparently everyone wants me." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  30.  
  31. "Clay didn't do anything aside from being fucked by all of us at once." -Tomi Lang, 2016
  32.  
  33. "Where's the church emoticon, because you guys need it." -Bug, 2016
  34.  
  35. "And my horn grew three sizes that day. Then people started to aim for it, no idea why..." -Rhyder, 2016
  36.  
  37. "We can just start a convention and then trick everyone into getting help." -Rhyder, 2016
  38.  
  39. "Well, I already have an Umbreon, so. They can just check their privilege and be on their way." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  40.  
  41. "Oh, so that is what ducking is? Something about mouths...?" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  42.  
  43. "Like, y equals mx plus shit. That's the slope." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  44.  
  45. "He wanted to be so mutilated and abused by you, but you weren't able to do that." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  46.  
  47. "No, I'm being beeist." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  48.  
  49. "This-this is a fun game, guys, don't listen to my... random cursing." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  50.  
  51. "Well, it's not that we're savage. It's that you're soft and delectable." -Raverist, 2016
  52.  
  53. "I got so excited I dropped the last letter of that." -Bug, 2016
  54.  
  55. "It's not easy being the resident Nuzchat whore, okay?" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  56.  
  57. "The goal is not to kill them, the goal is to bury them with chickens." -Manic, 2016
  58.  
  59. "And then it's all 'buzz buzz motherfucker' right on the words I'm trying to read." -Bug, 2016
  60.  
  61. "So basically we have two Dusties. The faux Dusty and the voice chat orgy Dusty." -Tomi Lang, 2016
  62.  
  63. "Oh my god, I sound high as fuck right now." -SpectrumPanda, 2016
  64.  
  65. "Hey, it's Oscar. Oscar is the mouse who lives in our lounge. He and I are tight. How are you doing, Oscar? I'm dying on the inside, but it's okay." -SpectrumPanda, 2016
  66.  
  67. "Aggessively squishing my breasts at you." -ItsKinkajou, 2016
  68.  
  69. "What, like, happy positive or HIV positive? What are we talking about, here?" -Manic, 2016
  70.  
  71. "Admit it: you were thinking that it was Dusty's dick." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  72.  
  73. "The silence tells me that I am rapidly getting towards being quoted." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  74.  
  75. "I gotta shitpost harder; maybe I'll get a job at Denny's." -Bug, 2016
  76.  
  77. "It's like picasso and denny's are having a bukkake sex food orgy in my eyeballs." -Manic, 2016
  78.  
  79. "I mean, out-of-this-world bazongas, I'm not gonna complain." -R4v3rguy, 2016
  80.  
  81. "I'm gonna have to make the one that makes me feel less like a person." -Rhyder, 2016
  82.  
  83. "Why is my virgin butthole a white card!?" - DaKinkles, 2016
  84.  
  85. "I mean it wouldn't matter if I got salt in every orifice, I'd still do it."- Rhyder 2016
  86.  
  87. "I got triple teamed, actually, because fucking Tomi jumped in." - Rhyder 2016
  88.  
  89. "When you take a thermometer and insert it in places..." - Rhyder 2016
  90.  
  91. "Don't worry Holly, we're not going to get naked yet, we'll wait until you leave." - Rhyder 2016
  92.  
  93. "Does that mean he peed on you to ressurect you?" - The Starf Is A Lie 2016
  94.  
  95. "I had sex with an alien so I'm not discriminatory against aliens, yeah." - Claymore, 2016
  96.  
  97. "I always enjoy humping peoples legs." - Claymore 2016
  98.  
  99. "I will take a virgin Lucario if neccessary."- Jimcloud, 2016
  100.  
  101. "The key difference, I think, is that my brother is a butt" -Jimcloud, 2016
  102.  
  103. "Wow...so naked" -Tomi, 2016
  104.  
  105. "I'm always horny, damnit!" -Rhyder, 2016
  106.  
  107. "It's not consensual, but I mean, I guess it's not awful?" - Claymore, 2016
  108.  
  109. "Let me just remove this from my watch history, and we'll forget this ever happened" -Jimcloud, 2016
  110.  
  111. "Cocaine, cocaine, lovely lovely blowcaine" -Kinky, 2016
  112.  
  113. "I can't even remember past three seconds. I'm like a goldfish" -Bug, 2016
  114.  
  115. "You will need several firearms to confront geese." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  116.  
  117. "Implying Saber has a scrapbook full of photos of Kinky's butt." -GoGoGogoat, 2016
  118.  
  119. "I'm not that smooth! I don't pick up all the mothers or anything! Jesus Christ!" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  120.  
  121. "The protagonist is moving them with his large yaoi hands." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  122.  
  123. "I'll try to reduce the twincest to a minimum, but yeah." -Tomi Lang, 2016
  124.  
  125. "I am obviously fapping to the magic that is thousands of nyan cats flying across the solar system." -Rhyder, 2016
  126.  
  127. "My happy cloud is a little less happy now that you're leaving." -Rhyder, 2016
  128.  
  129. "Dusty threw a penis into the pool of vaginas." -Rhyder, 2016
  130.  
  131. "It was fun having you around, Holly, even if you did try to kill me." -Rhyder, 2016
  132.  
  133. "I'm a very dramatic dude, okay? That's why I won the award." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  134.  
  135. "I just choked on my beer. Shame on you." -Tomi Lang, 2016
  136.  
  137. "I would literally detach my dick for the sake of that." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  138.  
  139. "I like to be on top, because, like, it feels weird to reach up on top of i-I know you two fuckers are quoting me right now." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  140.  
  141. "Archie can suck my ass, except not really, because he ain't getting this booty." -SpectrumPanda, 2016
  142.  
  143. "Okay, I need to specify it's red-headed Archie and not Team Aqua Archie, because that Archie can suck my ass, actually. ...I'm very lonely." -SpectrumPanda, 2016
  144.  
  145. "Remove head from sphincter." -ItsKinkajou, 2016
  146.  
  147. "Now, where the dick-giggling... ah, there's my mouse." -ItsKinkajou, 2016
  148.  
  149. "Like, I'm 100% that if I was going to hallucinate, it'd be something pointless like that." -Bug, 2016
  150.  
  151. "This is not a salt mine. This is just, you take the Dead Sea, you take every inch of that, you dump it all over me. Then you go to every salt mine in the world, and you mine all of the salt, and then you pour that on me. And then you lick me. That is how salty I will be." -R4v3rguy, 2016
  152.  
  153. "Oh. Well, I was gonna say gay, but." -Bug, 2016
  154.  
  155. "Was it narcissistic of me to expect my edge to win?" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  156.  
  157. "But yeah, I'm a fucking best friend whore, apparently." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  158.  
  159. "The last couple of weeks propelled me into stardom, and I'm not sure I like fame." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  160.  
  161. "So that's why my soap keeps disappearing, goddammit guys. You guys are jerks." -CunningClaymore, 2016
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