basmati blue eng

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Morning, Dad.

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Oh, hi, honey.
I got a surprise.

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Oh, I don't like surprises.

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In honor of launching Rice Nine
in India,

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Mogil is doubling our staff
and our research budget.

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That's a good face.

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I have so many ideas, Dad.

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Your mother would be very proud.

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Well, uh, time to go.
I'll see you at the lab.

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Bye.

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We're gonna do it, Mom.

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Yes.

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Dad, look at this.

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The ribosome is resistant
to the MD mosaic virus.

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Rice Nine.
Resistance to drought, flood,

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pestilence and blight.

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Nine percent more protein.

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As many nutrients
in a single cup

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as a steak dinner,
and salad and baked potato.

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With or without sour cream?

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With sour cream.

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As promised,
the father-daughter team

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behind Rice Nine.

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One cup of Rice Nine
has as much calcium

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as a 30-gram dollop
of sour cream.

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Would you guys like to take
a look in the microscope?

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- Oh, yes.
- Dr. Linda Watt.

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And don't let her youth
fool you.

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Movie time, gentlemen.

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India.

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Five hundred million farmers,
1.1 billion rice eaters,

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all of them potential customers.

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Bilari, the birthplace
of Basmati rice.

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How did you figure that out?

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It's not a fact,
it's an article of faith

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with our marketing department.

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Who say that launching Rice Nine

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in the hallowed cradle
of Basmati rice

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will be an auspicious event.

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We need the Indians to trust us.

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And at the moment, they don't.

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Berg, you said Jeffries
would be perfect

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as Mogil's friendly face
in India.

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Turns out his face
was a little too friendly.

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He got caught
with a governor's wife.

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- I...
- Shut up, Berg.

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We could lose India
because of that.

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And we cannot lose India.

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No, we cannot.

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We need someone who can
make them forget Jeffries.

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We need someone
they can believe in.

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With the power to melt
hardened hearts.

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Someone with delicacy.

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Hearts and minds.

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Trust.
That someone works inside Mogil.

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Let's think outside the box.

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Hmm. Too passive.

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A long shot.

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Talk to me. Talk to me.

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Fire that fellow.

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Young Dr. Watt.

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Dr. Watt, a question.

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Isn't it true you created this

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just so Mogil can patent
and own it?

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No, we created it to help
farmers all over the world.

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Rice Nine produces 22%
more rice per acre.

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And the patents pay for the lab.

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But she's a scientist.

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A seed that could feed
the world.

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And I'm... proud.

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Doctors Watt.

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Mr. Gurgon. What a surprise.

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Well, well.
The creators of Rice Nine.

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I've got some good news for you.

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We're sending you
to India tomorrow.

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- Me?
- What?

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I don't even like leaving
my own neighborhood.

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I mean, who does?

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Jeffries screwed the pooch.

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And we don't have a sales rep
who can help us.

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I don't even have a passport.

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It's just three weeks.

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In and out.

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This is too important.

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I'm not
a public relations person.

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She's practically
running the lab now.

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- That's where you want her.
- Absolutely, of course. Yes.

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But there won't be a lab
if we lose India.

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Train station.

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This street.

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No, I got it. Or not.

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Ow!

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I'm sorry.
Please take it.

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No, you take it.

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What? You have to try this tea.

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It's from the Northeast.
It's delicious.

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India's destiny's at stake.

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It's a tragedy to let
such a mind go to waste.

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And you know, my professor said
I was best in class.

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A blend of natural brilliance
and dedication.

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I'm paraphrasing,
but only slightly.

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I was studying
at a great college.

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First in my family.
Now my talents go to waste

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because I can't afford
my tuition.

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Here, auntie, let me help you.

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You know, yesterday
I was working

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towards my country's future,

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and by dinner time I'll be
in the fifth century.

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How are the crickets?
You know, the ones in the lab

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that eat at night and the ones
in the apartment

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- that eat during the day.
- They're good.

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But they, um... they won't touch
the manicotti.

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No. No.

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The frozen manicotti
is actually for you.

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I know that it says two minutes
on high, but... blech!

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It's actually two minutes,
44 seconds works the best.

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How are you doing?

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- Should I be worried?
- No, it's not so bad.

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It's actually kind of like
Penn Station.

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I hate to say it,
but I think I have to go.

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I love you. Ooh!

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Don't worry yourself, Ma.

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I've thoroughly prepared myself
to ferry this old man around

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while he takes less note of me
than a stray dog.

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You're as important
as you make yourself.

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Uh...

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Um...

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Pardon me,
you're Dr. Watt's assistant?

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Oh, you mean the old guy?

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Tweedy coat, glasses.

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Um...

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I'm him. Or I'm me.

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- Oh...
- I'm Dr. Linda Watt.

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It's okay.

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Your father must be
so proud of you.

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This is my son,
William J. Patel.

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I will be your government rep,
and don't you worry.

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We will turn this Mogil mess
right around, Dr. Watt.

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Linda. You can call me Linda.

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Linda.

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- Please.
- Oh, great.

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- Oh, I...
- I'll get...

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Please, let me.

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Just, um... It's okay.

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Thank you.

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Of course.

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Believe we're riding
in mama's limo.

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He is. He's in the
Agriculture Ministry.

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Who's his new
American girlfriend?

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Ah. Does my brother
have a crush?

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Come on,
get on with it!

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- Hiiii!
- What's the rush?

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If we're late your mother's
abandonment issues

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will make her cook
a lot of food.

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And if we don't eat all of it,

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then her irrational fears will
cause a persecution complex.

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What?

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Psychology programs
on the radio.

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Don't ask.

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Come on, Freud, Jung,
get on with it! Ahh!

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Chromosome!

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Oh, you're awake.

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Am I? Where am I?

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Um, your home. We're here.

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Have a seat.

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So, tomorrow I will show you
the wonder of Bilari.

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Uh, no, I can't.

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I've never done anything
like this before,

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so I really need to focus
on getting ready.

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There's just the one wonder,
really.

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Thank you, but I have over
100 specimen slides to prepare.

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Your plan is to show slides
to farmers?

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Mm-hmm.

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Linda, these are simple men...

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Honey, we're glad you've come
to drag these savages

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- out of the Stone Age.
- Oh, but I don't think...

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Farmers are the feet on which
the nation stand.

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I know.

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I know that.

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I'm with you.

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Good morning, Rajit.

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Wake up, Rajit.

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Good morning!

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Dad!

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Yes.

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The lab is equipped.

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There's rice,
and air circulation

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and people who hang things
on the walls.

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It's perfect.

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Ish.

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That was nothing.

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Just a little deviation
from the norm.

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Sorry.

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I can't believe
I'm back to this. I...

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It's a stem borer egg.

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You know they'll kill
half the crop.

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I was studying a stinkweed
called hyzarium geranus

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that would have killed these.

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Ah. I told everyone
you went away on a vacation.

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Yeah, you just plant them
between the rice rows

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and you don't need any
expensive pesti...

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They thought I was on vacation.

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You know how they are.
"Your son is very smart.

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He found a way
to get out of working."

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Sorry.

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Not smart enough to figure out
how to pay for college.

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They mock you out of insecurity.

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I want to know how this
makes you feel.

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Trapped.

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Suffocated.

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Ooh.

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Wait.

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I might have enough money
to buy stinkweed plants.

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People will line up to buy them.

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Wait, wait. Come back!

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This is my ticket back
to college.

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Come back!
We were making real progress.

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Not possible.

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I had this thing charging
all night.

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Never say impossible.

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The power was out all night.

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You know what, take me home.

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I will order the slides
from the house phone.

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And you can charge your phone
in the car.

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Don't leave me here.

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I'll get the part,
drive you home.

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You can order new slides.
No problem.

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Patel, make sure this new rep
stays sober.

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You don't have
to worry about Linda, sir.

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Linda?

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Don't even think about
trying anything with her.

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No, sir, of course not.

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Look, the Indian farmers
really need this.

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- Yes, sir.
- Hope you're your father's son.

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The farmers loved him.

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You'll take her to 35 cities
in 20 days.

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She lectures and inspires,
you handle the contracts.

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Yes, sir.

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I won't let you down,
Director Kapoor. Thank you.

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No. Thank your mother.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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Do you speak English?

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English?

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00:24:28,912 --> 00:24:30,812
Yes, lady memsahib.

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I'm speaking English many.

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Please, thank you.

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Are you going into town?

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Yes, lunching.
Monkey masala today.

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Monkey masala?

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Very bad monkey.

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Monkeys many hungry.
Very chewing.

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Cooking long times.

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Oh.

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00:24:48,298 --> 00:24:49,366
Oh, is that for rice?

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00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:51,932
No.

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00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:54,739
It's for killing monkeys.
Come, watching.

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00:24:56,205 --> 00:24:58,842
- I haven't seen any monkeys.
- Shh. It's good weapon.

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00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:10,154
Uh, this how we making hello.

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Hello.

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A traditional greeting.

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00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:23,030
We don't do this
where I'm from.

264
00:25:23,032 --> 00:25:25,200
But we should.

265
00:25:25,202 --> 00:25:27,439
It's fun.

266
00:25:29,338 --> 00:25:31,174
Hello.

267
00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:34,812
Hello.

268
00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:36,180
Hello.

269
00:25:42,819 --> 00:25:44,455
This is a monkey bridge.

270
00:25:51,895 --> 00:25:53,995
Listen, it's impossible
to catch jet lag.

271
00:25:53,997 --> 00:25:55,564
But the man back there
said you can.

272
00:25:55,566 --> 00:25:57,364
- Hi.
- Linda. What a surprise.

273
00:25:57,366 --> 00:26:00,402
Hi. I met these guys.
This is Rajit and this is Buddy.

274
00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,537
Yeah. Um...

275
00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:05,339
I want you to meet
a village elder from the shrine.

276
00:26:05,341 --> 00:26:06,441
Shri Barshlam.

277
00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:08,812
Linda.

278
00:26:09,445 --> 00:26:10,447
Greet him.

279
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,282
Oh.

280
00:26:12,849 --> 00:26:14,284
Oh!

281
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,373
Oh...

282
00:26:42,479 --> 00:26:43,247
Um...

283
00:26:44,114 --> 00:26:47,281
He says you must learn
to ride a horse.

284
00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:49,049
Oh.

285
00:26:49,051 --> 00:26:50,618
Thank you.

286
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,255
Let's get out of here.

287
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,325
Crazy.

288
00:26:57,327 --> 00:26:58,395
What?

289
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,529
Amused?

290
00:27:02,531 --> 00:27:04,132
- Yeah.
- Mm, little bit.

291
00:27:04,134 --> 00:27:05,634
Kind of.

292
00:27:05,636 --> 00:27:08,403
You may think this is very
funny, but as a rice farmer

293
00:27:08,405 --> 00:27:10,905
she is the most important person
in your life.

294
00:27:10,907 --> 00:27:12,440
Oh, look at this.

295
00:27:12,443 --> 00:27:15,009
Suddenly, Prince William
knows all about farming.

296
00:27:15,011 --> 00:27:18,078
Hey, Buddy's goat is the most
important thing in his life.

297
00:27:18,081 --> 00:27:20,414
One day, know what, our love
won't be forbidden.

298
00:27:25,122 --> 00:27:27,422
What does she know
about farming, huh?

299
00:27:27,424 --> 00:27:29,423
She thought a hoe
was for killing monkeys.

300
00:27:29,425 --> 00:27:31,026
And her fingertip,
did you notice?

301
00:27:31,028 --> 00:27:31,895
It had no callus.

302
00:27:33,464 --> 00:27:35,000
It was soft as ghee.

303
00:27:36,566 --> 00:27:38,302
It was pretty soft.

304
00:27:39,502 --> 00:27:40,303
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

305
00:27:41,538 --> 00:27:43,637
- Monkey masala?
- If you're buying.

306
00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:45,640
- Yeah, I can buy you some.
- Thank you, sir.

307
00:27:45,642 --> 00:27:48,375
I always wanted to see
a Broadway show.

308
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:49,711
The Empire State Building.

309
00:27:49,713 --> 00:27:52,047
Maybe go to a Yankee game.

310
00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:55,517
I know I only ran into you
because your phone died.

311
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:57,588
- And your car died.
- Mm.

312
00:27:58,622 --> 00:28:00,154
But I'm glad it did.

313
00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,925
Yeah, I'm glad too.

314
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,124
You rescued me.

315
00:28:04,127 --> 00:28:05,727
I can't save you
from everything.

316
00:28:05,729 --> 00:28:07,662
Shri insists you go riding,
so...

317
00:28:07,664 --> 00:28:10,132
Oh.
Well, I used to love to ride.

318
00:28:10,134 --> 00:28:11,700
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

319
00:28:11,702 --> 00:28:14,736
I mean, you could come too.
But first...

320
00:28:14,738 --> 00:28:17,072
After we get
the farmers onboard.

321
00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:18,140
- Right.
- You know what?

322
00:28:18,142 --> 00:28:19,406
You should meet their kids.

323
00:28:19,409 --> 00:28:20,607
One...

324
00:28:20,609 --> 00:28:21,444
Two...

325
00:28:22,645 --> 00:28:24,612
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we interrupting?

326
00:28:24,614 --> 00:28:26,413
No, no. Please come in.

327
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:28,749
Oh, um... It's an emergency
at the Ministry.

328
00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:31,555
I'm sorry, I have to go.
I'll see you later.

329
00:28:33,222 --> 00:28:35,656
Girls... Go practice.

330
00:28:35,658 --> 00:28:39,227
I'm Sita. And you're Linda.
The beautiful American

331
00:28:39,229 --> 00:28:41,730
who's replacing the drunk,
adultering salesman.

332
00:28:41,732 --> 00:28:43,530
Wow, word really gets around.

333
00:28:43,532 --> 00:28:44,635
We call it the Rice Paddy Radio.

334
00:28:45,802 --> 00:28:48,670
You're new here, so you're
coming to my family's house

335
00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:50,204
- for dinner tonight.
- Cool.

336
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,606
- Yeah, you now.
- Oh. Oh, no, no, no.

337
00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:56,643
Hands in position.

338
00:28:56,645 --> 00:28:58,078
One, two...

339
00:28:58,081 --> 00:28:59,549
This is it. One.

340
00:29:01,518 --> 00:29:02,988
Two.

341
00:29:10,193 --> 00:29:12,227
Our son is a scientist too.

342
00:29:12,229 --> 00:29:14,229
Rajit always did experiments.

343
00:29:14,231 --> 00:29:16,131
He was always top of his class.

344
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,534
He researches
agricultural sustainability.

345
00:29:19,536 --> 00:29:21,669
Impressive.
I can't wait to meet him.

346
00:29:21,671 --> 00:29:23,738
He's considered an expert
on stinkweed.

347
00:29:23,741 --> 00:29:24,806
Wow.

348
00:29:24,808 --> 00:29:26,441
Such a diligent student.

349
00:29:26,443 --> 00:29:27,808
Rajit.

350
00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:29,044
That's him?!

351
00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:31,046
That's the monkey hunter.

352
00:29:31,048 --> 00:29:32,614
Traditional family greeting.

353
00:29:33,817 --> 00:29:35,453
Real mature, Rajit.

354
00:29:38,488 --> 00:29:40,055
That was pretty funny.

355
00:29:40,057 --> 00:29:42,289
Well, you know,
we met once before.

356
00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:43,994
On the train? I was on the roof.

357
00:29:49,699 --> 00:29:51,833
You gave me the last tea.

358
00:29:51,835 --> 00:29:53,069
From the Northeast.

359
00:30:01,078 --> 00:30:03,511
How did you end up coming here?

360
00:30:03,513 --> 00:30:05,613
- Do you eat cows?
- Are you married?

361
00:30:05,615 --> 00:30:07,749
No. Who has time for that?

362
00:30:07,751 --> 00:30:09,584
Not that it... That it's always...

363
00:30:09,586 --> 00:30:13,320
She's taking time to think and
become more of her own person.

364
00:30:13,322 --> 00:30:14,522
Rajit is single though.

365
00:30:14,524 --> 00:30:17,624
Yeah, Sima ran up to
Delhi to be a cosmetologist.

366
00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:19,626
Yeah, and that was a win-win.

367
00:30:19,628 --> 00:30:22,297
That marriage was arranged
by the gods!

368
00:30:22,299 --> 00:30:24,165
But you young people
with your anxiety...

369
00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,102
...and your narcissism.

370
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:30,238
- So, Rajit, you're a student?
- Yes.

371
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,208
Well, he's working on his degree
in Agricultural Science.

372
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,710
- Not anymore.
- I'm taking a sabbatical.

373
00:30:35,713 --> 00:30:38,345
- You know how it is.
- Absolutely.

374
00:30:38,347 --> 00:30:40,515
Reboot.
Come back with fresh eyes.

375
00:30:40,517 --> 00:30:41,720
Yes.

376
00:30:59,836 --> 00:31:01,505
That's a very sad story.

377
00:31:02,239 --> 00:31:04,141
- Mm.
- But true.

378
00:31:05,308 --> 00:31:06,740
You can keep the guitar.

379
00:31:06,743 --> 00:31:08,843
- Oh, I couldn't.
- Yeah.

380
00:31:08,845 --> 00:31:11,246
Some hippie left it
many years ago.

381
00:31:11,248 --> 00:31:14,249
It's just lost that...
patchouli smell.

382
00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:16,250
The British
stole the silverware,

383
00:31:16,252 --> 00:31:17,719
that's why we eat
with our hands.

384
00:31:18,922 --> 00:31:22,293
So, how does a scientist
get into seed sales?

385
00:31:23,659 --> 00:31:25,359
I don't know.

386
00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:27,862
- They sang me a song.
- Oh, yeah?

387
00:31:27,864 --> 00:31:28,962
Yeah.

388
00:31:28,964 --> 00:31:31,932
I think you're really gonna
like it here, doctor.

389
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:32,869
Hey.

390
00:31:33,802 --> 00:31:35,773
Welcome to my office.

391
00:31:38,174 --> 00:31:40,642
- It's very roomy.
- Mm-hm.

392
00:31:40,644 --> 00:31:41,942
You must be very important.

393
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,547
Oh, very.

394
00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:48,883
And then the stem-borers.

395
00:31:48,885 --> 00:31:49,983
They're like the piranhas
of the paddies.

396
00:31:49,985 --> 00:31:52,819
Yes, they can eat twice
their weight in six hours.

397
00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:54,622
I have nightmares
about those guys.

398
00:31:54,624 --> 00:31:56,691
But you know there is a ferbacia
that can kill it.

399
00:31:56,694 --> 00:31:58,358
Hedysarum geranus.

400
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,361
That is my sixth favorite weed.

401
00:32:00,363 --> 00:32:02,833
- Wow, that is so weird.
- Yeah.

402
00:32:04,702 --> 00:32:07,701
I never met anybody
who likes weeds.

403
00:32:07,703 --> 00:32:09,707
What an unexpected night.

404
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:16,844
That's Aman. My ride.

405
00:32:16,846 --> 00:32:18,315
- Of course.
- Mm-hm.

406
00:32:19,281 --> 00:32:22,416
It was nice... re-meeting you.

407
00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:30,459
You should stop by my lab.

408
00:32:30,461 --> 00:32:32,359
I'll show you my rice.

409
00:32:32,361 --> 00:32:34,295
- Okay.
- Okay.

410
00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:36,730
Bye, Linda!

411
00:32:38,234 --> 00:32:39,767
Bye.

412
00:32:50,312 --> 00:32:51,312
Ta-da!

413
00:32:51,314 --> 00:32:52,850
Ooh!

414
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,786
Luckily, I have no end
to my self-esteem.

415
00:32:58,788 --> 00:32:59,789
Don't move!

416
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,926
Turns out I do have an end
to my self-esteem.

417
00:33:05,928 --> 00:33:07,729
I have negative air pressure

418
00:33:07,731 --> 00:33:10,731
to keep the foreign pollens out.
But those were pretty.

419
00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:12,267
Exora cocinea?

420
00:33:12,269 --> 00:33:14,969
Of course. Exora cocinea.

421
00:33:14,971 --> 00:33:17,005
I'm a gentleman, you know.

422
00:33:17,007 --> 00:33:17,873
You should join me tonight.

423
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,674
Farmers are gonna be here
in an hour.

424
00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:24,045
No slides! I wish I had
some experience teaching.

425
00:33:24,048 --> 00:33:26,913
I'm supposed to win back
their hearts and minds.

426
00:33:26,915 --> 00:33:28,883
What does that even mean?

427
00:33:28,885 --> 00:33:31,385
Hmm. Wouldn't it be more poetic
if it was in a circle?

428
00:33:31,387 --> 00:33:34,257
You know, the endless
cycle of life kind of thing?

429
00:33:35,858 --> 00:33:37,660
- Would you care to join me?
- T-shirts!

430
00:33:41,065 --> 00:33:43,897
Um... you know what?

431
00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:44,934
I'll come back.

432
00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:48,068
Bye.

433
00:33:48,071 --> 00:33:50,438
Oh, thanks for the flowers.

434
00:33:50,441 --> 00:33:51,408
You're welcome.

435
00:33:57,847 --> 00:33:59,817
- Rajit.
- Billy.

436
00:34:00,783 --> 00:34:02,049
Scoring off those bananas.

437
00:34:02,051 --> 00:34:03,454
Nice outfit.

438
00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:09,292
Have a good day.

439
00:34:11,493 --> 00:34:12,959
I brought you local bananas.

440
00:34:12,961 --> 00:34:15,029
Put these on.
This is a sterile lab.

441
00:34:15,031 --> 00:34:16,263
And get the musa acuminata
out of here.

442
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,933
It's a sub-species, first of
all, and they're really sweet.

443
00:34:18,935 --> 00:34:20,567
Please put this on
or go outside.

444
00:34:20,569 --> 00:34:21,703
Oh, my God, are you serious?

445
00:34:21,705 --> 00:34:23,805
You know your rice is going to
have to grow outside.

446
00:34:23,807 --> 00:34:25,474
It's called Mother Nature,
there's flowers.

447
00:34:25,476 --> 00:34:27,075
People walk around barefoot,
it's beautiful.

448
00:34:27,077 --> 00:34:29,109
- You don't know what I'm doing.
- I know.

449
00:34:29,112 --> 00:34:31,347
That's why I'm here.
You invited me, remember?

450
00:34:32,816 --> 00:34:35,919
Wow. So this is what an American
rice paddy looks like.

451
00:34:37,986 --> 00:34:40,988
How come the life cycles are in
a line, not a circle?

452
00:34:40,990 --> 00:34:44,459
- I like when it's in a circle.
- Because this one's not.

453
00:34:44,461 --> 00:34:46,993
I'm sorry.

454
00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:48,962
I'm just... I'm exasperated.

455
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:51,031
Don't worry, India does that
to all newcomers.

456
00:34:51,033 --> 00:34:52,866
Uh-uh. I'm pretty sure
it's just you.

457
00:34:52,868 --> 00:34:53,901
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hm.

458
00:34:53,903 --> 00:34:56,803
Okay, well, then consider these
apology bananas.

459
00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:59,141
They can be a sub-species
of apology banana.

460
00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:00,607
Outside.

461
00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:03,076
Rajit!
Rajit, work!

462
00:35:03,078 --> 00:35:05,613
Okay, but I'm gonna come back
to further my education.

463
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:07,482
- Okay.
- Okay, and I'll leave these...

464
00:35:07,484 --> 00:35:09,417
- Don't leave them here!
- I know, I know.

465
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:12,018
Have a good day. That's a really
cute hat. We match.

466
00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:16,557
- Rajit.
- Okay, bye.

467
00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:18,461
You're in avoidance mode.

468
00:35:25,802 --> 00:35:28,804
So Rice Nine,
it's different because...

469
00:35:28,806 --> 00:35:31,004
Did you really hit
our town elder?

470
00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:33,140
Uh, it was a misunderstanding.

471
00:35:34,811 --> 00:35:37,145
It was just a tap.

472
00:35:37,147 --> 00:35:38,513
What makes it different...

473
00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,480
Drought resistant,
pest resistant,

474
00:35:40,482 --> 00:35:42,649
vitamins,
nine percent more protein.

475
00:35:42,651 --> 00:35:44,185
We even know the jingle.

476
00:35:44,187 --> 00:35:47,456
Oh.

477
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:51,993
Yeah, I brought my microscope...

478
00:35:51,995 --> 00:35:54,194
But your slides were ruined.
So we heard.

479
00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,930
On Rice Paddy Radio.

480
00:35:55,932 --> 00:35:58,866
So nothing to show now.

481
00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:00,070
Yeah.

482
00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:04,439
I don't know why I'm here.
I should...

483
00:36:04,441 --> 00:36:06,443
be in the lab with my dad.

484
00:36:23,193 --> 00:36:25,560
Uh, Rajit's father told us

485
00:36:25,562 --> 00:36:28,863
your vulnerability would evoke
our paternal instincts.

486
00:36:28,865 --> 00:36:31,131
Jeffries never even
spoke with us.

487
00:36:31,134 --> 00:36:33,234
And you went to a farmer's house
and had a meal.

488
00:36:33,236 --> 00:36:36,102
And you give us these nice hats
and slippers.

489
00:36:40,109 --> 00:36:42,944
Hey, you know what is cool
under a microscope?

490
00:36:42,946 --> 00:36:44,212
A human hair.

491
00:36:44,214 --> 00:36:45,417
Ow!

492
00:36:47,216 --> 00:36:48,249
I'll show you.

493
00:36:48,251 --> 00:36:50,685
Hm?

494
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:51,955
I'm intrigued.

495
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,964
What we're talking about
is natural management.

496
00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,933
That means planting more
of my stinkweed,

497
00:37:05,935 --> 00:37:07,734
- and planting further apart.
- Ah.

498
00:37:07,736 --> 00:37:10,136
Plant less plants.
That does sound natural.

499
00:37:10,138 --> 00:37:12,205
For a lazy man.

500
00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:14,175
What else?
Should we get more sleep?

501
00:37:14,177 --> 00:37:16,511
Mogil's got it all figured out
with Rice Nine.

502
00:37:16,513 --> 00:37:17,745
Even the stem beetles.

503
00:37:17,747 --> 00:37:20,515
Rice Nine is armored
with a protective sheath.

504
00:37:20,517 --> 00:37:21,817
What is this Rice Nine?

505
00:37:21,819 --> 00:37:24,685
You really should have come to
Dr. Linda's class this morning.

506
00:37:24,687 --> 00:37:26,020
This is her rice?

507
00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:27,154
Don't you talk
to your girlfriend?

508
00:37:27,156 --> 00:37:28,723
Hey, she's not my girlfriend,
okay?

509
00:37:28,726 --> 00:37:30,591
That's beside the point.
I, a farmer

510
00:37:30,593 --> 00:37:32,727
from your own village am here.
I'm trying to help you.

511
00:37:40,737 --> 00:37:42,004
Learn something.

512
00:37:43,741 --> 00:37:46,140
The farmers like Rice Nine, Dad.

513
00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:48,174
They just needed to know
there was someone behind it

514
00:37:48,176 --> 00:37:49,645
- they could trust.
- Dr. Linda, hi.

515
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,147
- Dr. Linda, hello.
- Hi.

516
00:37:53,149 --> 00:37:55,182
Sounds like you made
some friends today.

517
00:37:55,184 --> 00:37:58,589
Now to win over
the rest of the country.

518
00:38:01,057 --> 00:38:04,024
Our little rice is all grown up.

519
00:38:05,694 --> 00:38:08,696
This harvest we're exchanging
our old, crappy rice

520
00:38:08,698 --> 00:38:11,999
for shiny, new, high-yield
Rice Nine.

521
00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:12,732
Hm.

522
00:38:12,734 --> 00:38:14,200
They're having an event.

523
00:38:14,202 --> 00:38:15,970
"Rice Exchange Day".

524
00:38:15,972 --> 00:38:19,807
Right here, in the hallowed
cradle of Basmati rice.

525
00:38:19,809 --> 00:38:21,609
Hallowed cradle?
What are you talking about?

526
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:23,213
It's catchy.

527
00:38:27,316 --> 00:38:30,283
Listen, if you think
some big agro-business

528
00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:32,352
is gonna look out for your best
interests, you're crazy.

529
00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:35,221
Move your cloud of doom
out of my sunlight.

530
00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:36,691
I can't see my cards.

531
00:38:43,265 --> 00:38:45,332
And I was not on vacation!

532
00:38:58,046 --> 00:39:00,249
Oh, hey, guys. Great news.

533
00:39:01,249 --> 00:39:03,049
I survived my presentation.

534
00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:05,086
You guys should stop by
and check it out

535
00:39:05,089 --> 00:39:06,724
before I take this show
on the road.

536
00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:12,660
So, any questions about rice,
just let me know.

537
00:39:12,662 --> 00:39:15,129
Did you know we've been farming
for over 5,000 years?

538
00:39:15,131 --> 00:39:17,665
It just feels that way.

539
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:19,700
That came out wrong.

540
00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,138
I'm just here to help.

541
00:39:22,205 --> 00:39:25,205
- Which is a great opportunity.
- Sure.

542
00:39:25,207 --> 00:39:27,741
Did you know in today's India
we're worth more

543
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,209
than just, I don't know,
tech support

544
00:39:29,211 --> 00:39:30,877
for some screaming,
sobbing American

545
00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:32,346
who's erased their hard drives?

546
00:39:32,348 --> 00:39:35,216
- Mogil sent me here...
- Oh, the benevolent Mogil.

547
00:39:35,218 --> 00:39:37,350
You ever heard the phrase
a wolf in sheep's clothing?

548
00:39:37,352 --> 00:39:40,321
Yeah. It's a lot like a person
who pretends to be helpful

549
00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:42,055
and really they're just
screwing with somebody.

550
00:39:42,057 --> 00:39:43,189
You thought we had monkeys.

551
00:39:43,191 --> 00:39:44,457
Because you lied to me.

552
00:39:44,459 --> 00:39:47,227
If you weren't so self-involved
you would have remembered me

553
00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:48,895
from the train and you wouldn't
have fallen for it.

554
00:39:48,897 --> 00:39:51,165
Maybe you're not as memorable
as you think.

555
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:53,200
Because so many men
are falling at your feet

556
00:39:53,202 --> 00:39:54,834
that you can't even remember
who they are.

557
00:39:54,836 --> 00:39:56,270
How can you be so vain?

558
00:39:56,272 --> 00:39:58,705
Wow, you're mad at me
because I don't remember you

559
00:39:58,707 --> 00:39:59,675
and I'm the one who's vain?

560
00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:01,711
Well...

561
00:40:03,211 --> 00:40:05,446
You thought we ate monkeys!

562
00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:31,872
Aman, could you stop the car?

563
00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:33,274
I feel like walking.

564
00:40:33,276 --> 00:40:34,475
Walking?

565
00:40:34,477 --> 00:40:36,477
I just want to look
at the stars.

566
00:40:36,479 --> 00:40:38,181
Sure, sure.

567
00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:56,576
Rajit, why is it
when you tell me

568
00:43:56,578 --> 00:44:00,046
not to sign the Mogil contract
I want to sign it more?

569
00:44:00,048 --> 00:44:01,682
You're not listening.

570
00:44:01,684 --> 00:44:04,685
Look, with stinkweed my
rice harvest is gonna outweigh

571
00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:05,685
anything you've ever grown.

572
00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:08,321
You do know we've grown rice
for 5,000 years

573
00:44:08,323 --> 00:44:09,689
- around here, young man.
- Ha-ha-ha!

574
00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,692
We're talking about
a contest here, all right?

575
00:44:11,694 --> 00:44:14,028
At harvest time,
take equal sections

576
00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:15,995
of Linda's paddy field
and Rajit's field

577
00:44:15,997 --> 00:44:17,698
and weigh them
against each other.

578
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,799
Biggest harvest wins.

579
00:44:18,801 --> 00:44:21,035
Look, you're gonna forget about
Rice Exchange Day,

580
00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:22,502
or Rice Nine or whatever,

581
00:44:22,504 --> 00:44:24,604
and you're gonna line up
to buy my stinkweed.

582
00:44:24,606 --> 00:44:26,473
Just keep your gossipy mouths
shut, okay?

583
00:44:26,476 --> 00:44:29,375
Oh, you're gonna keep it
a secret from your girlfriend?

584
00:44:29,377 --> 00:44:30,643
She's not his girlfriend.

585
00:44:30,645 --> 00:44:32,379
Okay, look, I'm gonna tell her,
all right?

586
00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:34,647
It's just, uh,
scientific protocol.

587
00:44:34,649 --> 00:44:35,918
- Oh.
- Scientific...

588
00:44:37,452 --> 00:44:39,986
- Just shut up about it, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, right.

589
00:44:39,988 --> 00:44:42,455
And if William pressures you
to sign...

590
00:44:42,457 --> 00:44:46,060
Tell him the stars aren't lucky
until after Diwali.

591
00:44:46,062 --> 00:44:49,529
Maybe he really did
learn something on vacation.

592
00:44:49,531 --> 00:44:52,366
Hmm, no point signing
the Mogil contracts

593
00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:54,167
until we see how this turns out.

594
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:56,736
Ooh. An epic battle
for our affections.

595
00:44:56,738 --> 00:44:59,575
Let's spread the word.

596
00:45:41,584 --> 00:45:44,118
It's me again.
Did anybody sign anything yet?

597
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,120
Dr. Watt is making sense.

598
00:45:46,122 --> 00:45:47,522
And she speaks from the heart.

599
00:45:47,524 --> 00:45:49,790
Please, I'm telling you
my stinkweed's gonna work.

600
00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:52,058
Just give me until the harvest,
and I'll prove it.

601
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,526
Don't sign those contracts.

602
00:45:53,528 --> 00:45:55,229
It's nothing
to worry about, right?

603
00:45:55,231 --> 00:45:56,696
There's always the anomaly.

604
00:45:56,698 --> 00:45:58,101
Just one bad day.

605
00:46:06,142 --> 00:46:07,707
Congratulations, Rajit.

606
00:46:07,709 --> 00:46:10,079
Rice Paddy Radio
says nobody's signing.

607
00:46:13,182 --> 00:46:16,683
12 cities and bupkis.
Not a single contract signed.

608
00:46:16,685 --> 00:46:17,651
This is bad.

609
00:46:17,653 --> 00:46:20,154
Are you hearing anything
on Rice Paddy Radio?

610
00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:21,157
Rice Paddy what?

611
00:46:47,316 --> 00:46:50,283
It's Linda's office,
they have her on the line.

612
00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:53,854
Dr. Linda Watt.
I was just thinking about you.

613
00:46:53,856 --> 00:46:55,622
Sorry, it's William J. Patel.

614
00:46:55,624 --> 00:46:57,061
But I had to get through.

615
00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:00,227
Lapel.

616
00:47:00,229 --> 00:47:01,162
It's Patel.

617
00:47:01,164 --> 00:47:03,596
You're even handsomer
than I'd imagined.

618
00:47:03,598 --> 00:47:04,832
What's up?

619
00:47:04,834 --> 00:47:06,866
Actually, it's about
that wonder rice of yours,

620
00:47:06,868 --> 00:47:09,303
the rice that produces no seed.

621
00:47:09,305 --> 00:47:10,736
- Lapel.
- Patel.

622
00:47:10,738 --> 00:47:12,339
Rice is a seed.

623
00:47:12,341 --> 00:47:14,175
About that contract of yours...

624
00:47:14,177 --> 00:47:15,709
I had to read the fine print
three times

625
00:47:15,711 --> 00:47:18,212
before I could understand
the implications.

626
00:47:18,214 --> 00:47:20,181
Implications?

627
00:47:20,183 --> 00:47:24,884
Once you take their rice,
they're trapped... by yours.

628
00:47:24,886 --> 00:47:26,886
And you have the farmers
lining up for it,

629
00:47:26,888 --> 00:47:28,622
thanks to Linda's passion.

630
00:47:28,624 --> 00:47:31,258
- Now Lapel...
- My name is Patel.

631
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:35,195
I know it's your instinct
to shout those implications

632
00:47:35,197 --> 00:47:37,864
from the top of
the tallest pagoda.

633
00:47:37,866 --> 00:47:39,737
Linda has no idea, does she?

634
00:47:40,737 --> 00:47:43,136
- Scotch, is it?
- Excuse me?

635
00:47:43,138 --> 00:47:45,305
Royal Salute,
is that your drink?

636
00:47:45,307 --> 00:47:46,642
Uh...

637
00:47:49,644 --> 00:47:52,314
Berg, he takes it
on the rocks.

638
00:47:56,919 --> 00:47:58,718
Nice, isn't it?

639
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,921
As it happens,
you called at a most...

640
00:48:01,923 --> 00:48:03,689
They're on the line, MG.

641
00:48:03,691 --> 00:48:05,758
Auspicious moment.

642
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,695
Are you with us, Geneva?

643
00:48:08,263 --> 00:48:10,663
Are you with us, London?

644
00:48:10,665 --> 00:48:11,932
Berlin.

645
00:48:11,934 --> 00:48:14,301
Alan Wood.

646
00:48:14,303 --> 00:48:15,701
Good morning.

647
00:48:15,703 --> 00:48:17,604
Hello, Uncle Gene.

648
00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:19,309
Are you with us, Lapel?

649
00:48:20,809 --> 00:48:23,743
Well, I'm listening but I'm not
with anybody, just...

650
00:48:23,745 --> 00:48:25,345
Don't be coy.

651
00:48:25,347 --> 00:48:28,415
You called.
A rupee for your thoughts.

652
00:48:28,418 --> 00:48:30,950
Well, to be honest,
I'm not so sure the farmers

653
00:48:30,952 --> 00:48:33,187
will be able to pay for the seed
year after year.

654
00:48:33,189 --> 00:48:36,290
Well, if they don't have cash,
there are other ways to pay.

655
00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:38,225
Land, for example.

656
00:48:38,227 --> 00:48:41,328
I mean, why should farmers
have to worry about owning land.

657
00:48:41,330 --> 00:48:42,365
Hmm.

658
00:49:39,455 --> 00:49:41,654
So, who would own
the farmers' land?

659
00:49:41,656 --> 00:49:43,489
One big local landowner.

660
00:49:43,492 --> 00:49:44,359
Understand?

661
00:49:45,361 --> 00:49:47,995
With a big cowboy hat
and it's from profit.

662
00:49:47,997 --> 00:49:48,897
Simple as that.

663
00:50:12,453 --> 00:50:15,421
Take out your steno pads,
ladies.

664
00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:25,901
Oh, Evelyn!

665
00:50:27,002 --> 00:50:28,304
What's that look, Lapel?

666
00:51:19,121 --> 00:51:20,956
This is a hat...

667
00:51:22,057 --> 00:51:23,792
for a hero.

668
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:33,335
Well?

669
00:51:35,838 --> 00:51:36,872
Now I see the implications.

670
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,515
It's no accident we've been
thrown together like this, son.

671
00:52:22,517 --> 00:52:23,519
It's destiny.

672
00:52:24,486 --> 00:52:26,923
You're bound, bound for glory.

673
00:52:29,092 --> 00:52:31,826
Don't let me down.

674
00:52:31,828 --> 00:52:34,528
And there'll be a place
for you...

675
00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:35,598
in New York City.

676
00:52:44,439 --> 00:52:46,408
Why isn't anyone signing these?

677
00:52:47,443 --> 00:52:48,375
Rumesh?

678
00:52:48,377 --> 00:52:51,076
Contracts must after
until after Diwali.

679
00:52:51,078 --> 00:52:52,548
The stars are bad.

680
00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:01,955
Only two farmers have signed and
it's almost Rice Exchange Day.

681
00:53:01,957 --> 00:53:03,089
How am I gonna face my father?

682
00:53:03,091 --> 00:53:05,859
- This is the best rice...
- Okay, okay. Wait, listen.

683
00:53:05,861 --> 00:53:09,229
Shh. Don't even think about
the contracts. That's my job.

684
00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,296
I know farmers.

685
00:53:10,298 --> 00:53:13,667
Everything, including contracts,
is "in the stars".

686
00:53:13,669 --> 00:53:15,935
Well, those stars
better shift fast.

687
00:53:15,937 --> 00:53:17,537
After the holiday, they'll sign.

688
00:53:17,539 --> 00:53:19,138
- Diwali?
- Mm-hm.

689
00:53:19,141 --> 00:53:22,075
Diwali's kind of like Christmas,
so nobody will sign on Diwali.

690
00:53:22,077 --> 00:53:23,509
But they will, after.

691
00:53:23,512 --> 00:53:25,481
You've impressed them so much.

692
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:31,250
Chief, could you get us
a couple of Cokes, please?

693
00:53:31,252 --> 00:53:32,455
There are some in the fridge.

694
00:53:34,256 --> 00:53:35,558
Oh, yes.

695
00:53:36,258 --> 00:53:37,560
I'm on it.

696
00:53:38,993 --> 00:53:41,127
So...
we're going dancing tonight.

697
00:53:41,129 --> 00:53:42,131
What?

698
00:53:42,930 --> 00:53:44,099
It's in the stars.

699
00:53:50,071 --> 00:53:51,140
One, please.

700
00:53:55,243 --> 00:53:58,113
Hm. From the Northeast.

701
00:54:01,015 --> 00:54:02,584
Oh. Thank you.

702
00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:10,957
You don't look ready
to go dancing.

703
00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:12,161
Show me another dress.

704
00:54:13,127 --> 00:54:15,030
My other dress is a lab coat.

705
00:54:16,631 --> 00:54:18,265
What are you do...

706
00:54:18,267 --> 00:54:20,033
What are you doing?

707
00:54:20,035 --> 00:54:22,736
Artie's dress will fit.

708
00:54:22,739 --> 00:54:24,040
It's decided.

709
00:54:24,973 --> 00:54:26,109
I'll have Rajit drive you.

710
00:54:50,198 --> 00:54:51,634
Hey, girl!

711
00:54:57,039 --> 00:54:58,040
Come in.

712
00:55:00,075 --> 00:55:01,210
How was your vacation?

713
00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:04,280
Very relaxing.

714
00:55:11,653 --> 00:55:13,018
Dance!

715
00:55:31,106 --> 00:55:32,008
Hey!

716
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,841
- What is going on?
- Don't worry.

717
00:55:34,843 --> 00:55:38,243
Let's try this.
Right, screw in the light bulb.

718
00:55:38,245 --> 00:55:39,714
Pet a goat.

719
00:55:40,381 --> 00:55:43,249
Light bulb. Pet goat.

720
00:55:43,251 --> 00:55:45,687
Light bulb. Pet goat.

721
00:56:14,682 --> 00:56:16,649
I'm going to get
something to drink.

722
00:56:16,651 --> 00:56:18,354
Okay.
I'll be right here.

723
00:56:27,662 --> 00:56:29,030
Sorry.

724
00:56:32,299 --> 00:56:33,700
Hey.

725
00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:35,167
Nice to see a familiar face.

726
00:56:35,169 --> 00:56:38,203
Yeah. You know, you've got
some really good moves.

727
00:56:38,205 --> 00:56:40,372
You must have been Indian
in a past life.

728
00:56:40,374 --> 00:56:42,308
You have some moves too.

729
00:56:42,310 --> 00:56:44,843
Yeah, I must have been white
in a past life.

730
00:56:47,281 --> 00:56:50,450
It's really great getting out.
I've been so stressed.

731
00:56:50,452 --> 00:56:52,285
Why? You can tell me.

732
00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:54,656
My father's practically
a psychologist.

733
00:56:57,091 --> 00:56:59,662
Nobody's signing the contracts.

734
00:57:00,797 --> 00:57:02,761
I don't know why. It's...

735
00:57:02,763 --> 00:57:04,330
I've been losing sleep over it.

736
00:57:04,332 --> 00:57:07,700
I'm... sure
it's nothing personal.

737
00:57:07,702 --> 00:57:08,701
I know. I know.

738
00:57:08,703 --> 00:57:11,136
It's just me thinking about it
all the time.

739
00:57:11,138 --> 00:57:13,172
It's, um, it's Diwali.
You know, the stars.

740
00:57:13,175 --> 00:57:15,140
They're lousy for contracts.

741
00:57:15,142 --> 00:57:16,475
I heard. It's okay.

742
00:57:16,477 --> 00:57:18,179
I-I just...

743
00:57:18,181 --> 00:57:20,683
drive myself crazy sometimes.

744
00:57:21,817 --> 00:57:23,818
But you know,
tonight is about fun.

745
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:25,154
So...

746
00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:27,890
To fun!

747
00:57:29,256 --> 00:57:30,725
I'll let you go.

748
00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:40,837
How 'bout just one dance?

749
00:58:07,764 --> 00:58:10,296
Hey!
Are you looking for Linda?

750
00:58:10,298 --> 00:58:12,932
- Yeah.
- She's upstairs.

751
00:58:12,934 --> 00:58:14,836
Oh. Thanks.

752
01:01:08,576 --> 01:01:10,042
Linda...

753
01:01:10,044 --> 01:01:11,446
about Diwali.

754
01:01:12,446 --> 01:01:14,379
I've gotta confess something.

755
01:01:14,381 --> 01:01:16,318
Show me your hand stamp.

756
01:01:17,419 --> 01:01:18,888
Out of here.

757
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,586
What's this all about?

758
01:01:20,588 --> 01:01:22,154
This is how
all my nights out end.

759
01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:24,991
- I'll find you tomorrow.
- Move it, move it!

760
01:01:24,993 --> 01:01:28,461
- There you are.
- They just threw Rajit out.

761
01:01:28,463 --> 01:01:30,064
That's terrible.

762
01:01:54,723 --> 01:01:56,358
Up, up, up!

763
01:02:07,502 --> 01:02:10,102
I think I finally
caught Linda's eye.

764
01:02:10,104 --> 01:02:13,975
Any girl can see you're
the world's most lovable boy.

765
01:02:15,642 --> 01:02:18,146
Your father would have
wanted you to have this.

766
01:02:20,415 --> 01:02:21,650
He'd be so proud.

767
01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:15,570
It's in Ma's jewelry box.

768
01:03:16,470 --> 01:03:18,573
The song Dad wrote for her.

769
01:03:19,707 --> 01:03:22,111
The song you should sing
for Linda.

770
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,055
Ah!

771
01:03:34,289 --> 01:03:36,589
I'm gonna tell her about the
secret rice weighing contest.

772
01:03:36,591 --> 01:03:38,558
I'm gonna beg her forgiveness,

773
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,825
and I'll sing her this song.

774
01:03:39,827 --> 01:03:43,229
Skip the begging
and just sing the song.

775
01:03:43,231 --> 01:03:44,198
Trust me.

776
01:04:37,718 --> 01:04:41,154
It is possible that
Linda's rice will win.

777
01:04:41,156 --> 01:04:43,126
- Win what?
- Oh!

778
01:04:44,292 --> 01:04:46,158
Why do those bags say
"Rajit" and "Linda"?

779
01:04:48,296 --> 01:04:51,229
Did you harvest
my Rice Nine paddy?

780
01:04:52,799 --> 01:04:54,803
Is that hedysarum geranus?

781
01:04:56,671 --> 01:04:57,873
That is stinkweed.

782
01:05:27,234 --> 01:05:29,401
- Hello?
- Linda? Hello.

783
01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:30,937
Dad, hi.

784
01:05:30,939 --> 01:05:32,905
I'm flying out there
for the big day.

785
01:05:32,907 --> 01:05:34,439
- No, Dad...
- Yes?

786
01:05:34,441 --> 01:05:35,875
You don't have to come out here.

787
01:05:35,877 --> 01:05:39,946
I know, but Gurgon said...
or did something.

788
01:05:45,352 --> 01:05:47,819
I want to be there.
I'm so proud of you.

789
01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:48,356
I see.

790
01:05:49,423 --> 01:05:51,323
Well, that's...
that's great, Dad.

791
01:05:51,325 --> 01:05:53,327
- Um... bye.
- Good-bye?

792
01:06:16,684 --> 01:06:18,017
Oh!

793
01:06:26,494 --> 01:06:27,959
- Stinkweed!
- Linda...

794
01:06:27,961 --> 01:06:30,395
Diwali. Lousy stars?

795
01:06:30,397 --> 01:06:32,497
Violence is not the answer.

796
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,935
It depends on the question.

797
01:06:35,470 --> 01:06:37,738
These are for you.

798
01:06:43,910 --> 01:06:47,346
I was going to tell you, but
then I got afraid, and then...

799
01:06:47,348 --> 01:06:48,513
it became too late!

800
01:06:48,516 --> 01:06:51,752
All those sleepless nights
because you're a lying jerk!

801
01:07:12,874 --> 01:07:13,774
Dr. Linda, hi!

802
01:07:16,310 --> 01:07:17,813
Linda. Linda!

803
01:07:18,979 --> 01:07:21,980
Look. I told you they'd all sign
after Diwali.

804
01:07:21,982 --> 01:07:23,116
Dr. Linda, you won!

805
01:07:23,118 --> 01:07:26,051
Farmers are signing
all over the country.

806
01:07:26,053 --> 01:07:28,821
93 contracts
in our office alone.

807
01:07:28,824 --> 01:07:31,089
Good stuff, Dr. Linda.
You weighed in great.

808
01:07:31,091 --> 01:07:34,959
Yes. Rice Nine is the best.

809
01:07:34,961 --> 01:07:37,495
Sorry, Rajit. Cheer up.

810
01:07:37,497 --> 01:07:39,700
You'll find another way
back to college.

811
01:07:47,842 --> 01:07:48,809
Linda!

812
01:07:49,844 --> 01:07:51,012
I've got champagne.

813
01:07:52,114 --> 01:07:53,982
Come on up. Let's toast.

814
01:08:01,857 --> 01:08:03,725
Linda! Linda.

815
01:08:36,456 --> 01:08:38,391
You're a really
fast runner.

816
01:08:38,393 --> 01:08:40,159
Did you like the flowers?

817
01:08:40,162 --> 01:08:42,160
I did. How did you grow
the stinkweed?

818
01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:44,497
Hey, how about we talk about
something not serious

819
01:08:44,499 --> 01:08:47,065
for 30 seconds, okay? Please.

820
01:08:47,067 --> 01:08:50,903
It's funny, I know India
is this huge country

821
01:08:50,905 --> 01:08:54,140
but to me it's just...
the train.

822
01:08:54,142 --> 01:08:56,409
The farm towns.

823
01:08:56,411 --> 01:08:58,177
Yeah, there's still lots to see,
you know.

824
01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,613
There's Khelar... uh, Bernasi.

825
01:09:00,615 --> 01:09:03,015
My God,
Punjab is just beautiful.

826
01:09:03,017 --> 01:09:05,016
- The Taj Mahal.
- Taj Mahal?

827
01:09:05,018 --> 01:09:08,620
No, I hate the Taj Mahal.
Do not go there.

828
01:09:08,622 --> 01:09:11,056
How can you hate the Taj Mahal?

829
01:09:11,058 --> 01:09:12,557
How can I...

830
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,058
Do you know Shah Jahan
cut off the hands

831
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:16,529
of the 20,000 craftsmen
who built the Taj Mahal

832
01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:18,530
so they would never create
anything beautiful ever again.

833
01:09:18,532 --> 01:09:19,867
I will never set foot in there.

834
01:09:22,103 --> 01:09:24,806
You're cute when you're
righteously indignant.

835
01:09:29,577 --> 01:09:30,846
I know.

836
01:09:32,112 --> 01:09:34,113
Since we were talking
about sightseeing...

837
01:09:34,116 --> 01:09:35,581
Mm-hm?

838
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:37,583
Am I allowed
in the temple?

839
01:09:37,585 --> 01:09:39,985
We've got so many gods
we can't keep track

840
01:09:39,987 --> 01:09:42,588
of who's allowed.
Come on, I'll show you.

841
01:09:42,590 --> 01:09:44,957
There's so much music here.

842
01:09:44,959 --> 01:09:47,125
People are dancing, singing.

843
01:09:47,127 --> 01:09:49,494
And then the farmers,
they'll take a small portion

844
01:09:49,497 --> 01:09:52,131
of their seed, and they'll
put it in a bowl like this

845
01:09:52,134 --> 01:09:53,932
- as an offering.
- Do they circle around it?

846
01:09:53,934 --> 01:09:55,967
Yes, exactly.
It's an ancient tradition.

847
01:09:55,969 --> 01:09:58,537
It's like the growth cycle,
and the bowl is like the world

848
01:09:58,539 --> 01:09:59,608
offering up its...

849
01:10:00,575 --> 01:10:02,040
I don't know.

850
01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:04,909
I hope they don't stop
doing the ceremony.

851
01:10:04,911 --> 01:10:06,148
It would be a shame.

852
01:10:07,248 --> 01:10:09,914
- Oh, here.
- What's this?

853
01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:11,583
Oh, a promotional
rice seed packet.

854
01:10:11,585 --> 01:10:13,185
Wow, that's what
I always wanted.

855
01:10:13,187 --> 01:10:14,589
Look at the back.

856
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,261
- Monkey seeds.
- Mm-hm.

857
01:10:22,263 --> 01:10:24,263
I knew Mogil
was up to something.

858
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:28,566
What is that head wiggle
that Indians do?

859
01:10:28,568 --> 01:10:29,601
Hm?

860
01:10:29,603 --> 01:10:31,270
Does it mean yes, no, maybe?

861
01:10:31,272 --> 01:10:34,177
Exactly. Come on, try it.

862
01:10:35,710 --> 01:10:37,008
No.

863
01:10:37,010 --> 01:10:38,610
- Yeah.
- No. Wow, that's horrible.

864
01:10:41,183 --> 01:10:42,714
Okay, okay, let me help you.

865
01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:44,083
Okay.

866
01:10:44,085 --> 01:10:46,955
Move just your head, like this.

867
01:10:48,089 --> 01:10:50,658
Mm-hm. Yeah, that's it.

868
01:10:53,627 --> 01:10:56,294
I can't believe I thought you
were some corporate stooge

869
01:10:56,296 --> 01:10:59,030
out to destroy the lives
of these farmers.

870
01:10:59,032 --> 01:11:00,231
Corporate stooge?

871
01:11:00,233 --> 01:11:01,699
Well, you're not.

872
01:11:01,701 --> 01:11:03,067
Thank you.

873
01:11:03,069 --> 01:11:05,303
Did you clear me
of cannibalism too?

874
01:11:05,305 --> 01:11:08,240
You make everything sound
horrible for no good reason.

875
01:11:08,242 --> 01:11:11,009
You have a good reason to make
everything sound horrible?

876
01:11:11,011 --> 01:11:12,514
- Linda...
- What?

877
01:11:18,184 --> 01:11:19,920
You're going to sing now?

878
01:11:21,188 --> 01:11:23,992
Come with me. Please.

879
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,119
Wait. What did you mean
when you said

880
01:14:08,121 --> 01:14:09,488
we should stop the ceremony?

881
01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:11,957
No, I said it would be a shame.

882
01:14:11,959 --> 01:14:13,792
You know, ritual is metaphor.

883
01:14:13,794 --> 01:14:17,495
There's no reason to stop just
because the rice is sterile.

884
01:14:17,497 --> 01:14:18,797
Sterile?

885
01:14:18,799 --> 01:14:20,732
Rice Nine doesn't produce seed.

886
01:14:20,734 --> 01:14:22,935
Rice can't be seedless.
Rice is a seed.

887
01:14:22,937 --> 01:14:25,838
Not anymore. You don't plant
the rice that you harvest.

888
01:14:25,841 --> 01:14:27,940
You eat that and then you plant
Rice Nine seed.

889
01:14:27,942 --> 01:14:30,374
Which we're expected
to buy from Mogil

890
01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:32,778
- every time we plant?
- Naturally.

891
01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,946
And grow 22 percent more rice.

892
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:36,214
With less water.

893
01:14:36,217 --> 01:14:38,816
No... What? That's impossible.

894
01:14:38,818 --> 01:14:41,253
Who invented this, Frankenstein?

895
01:14:41,255 --> 01:14:42,788
Maybe you'd like
to rephrase that.

896
01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:45,923
Oh, I'm sorry. Dr. Frankenstein.

897
01:14:45,925 --> 01:14:47,292
Farmers buy seed.

898
01:14:47,294 --> 01:14:49,861
I know why your poster
had a flat line.

899
01:14:49,864 --> 01:14:52,196
You killed the circle of life.

900
01:14:53,768 --> 01:14:57,201
I am going to love visiting
the Taj Mahal!

901
01:14:57,203 --> 01:14:58,936
Fine. Go!

902
01:14:58,938 --> 01:15:00,974
Those hands are on your head!

903
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,347
Oh, my gods.

904
01:15:12,486 --> 01:15:14,888
Oh, no!

905
01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,891
Rice Nine is armored
with a protective sheath

906
01:15:17,893 --> 01:15:18,958
Yeah, armored.

907
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,260
Not only more protein
and vitamins,

908
01:15:21,262 --> 01:15:23,764
but resistant to pests as well.

909
01:15:27,334 --> 01:15:29,935
On Rice Exchange Day,
you'll load your old seed

910
01:15:29,937 --> 01:15:32,404
onto the Mogil train
and we'll supply you

911
01:15:32,406 --> 01:15:33,672
with the seed of the future.

912
01:15:33,674 --> 01:15:37,308
- Here you go, partner.
- It's a win-win exchange.

913
01:15:37,310 --> 01:15:38,877
Rice Nine.

914
01:15:38,879 --> 01:15:40,345
Join our family.

915
01:15:52,927 --> 01:15:54,458
William, listen.

916
01:15:54,460 --> 01:15:56,061
We've got to warn people, okay?

917
01:15:56,063 --> 01:15:57,995
These contracts,
we'll lose our farms.

918
01:15:57,997 --> 01:16:00,231
We'll be trapped buying seeds
we can't afford.

919
01:16:00,233 --> 01:16:02,336
I know, it sounds crazy
but it's true.

920
01:16:03,504 --> 01:16:04,906
What about Linda?

921
01:16:05,973 --> 01:16:07,472
Linda, she would...

922
01:16:07,474 --> 01:16:09,307
never take part
in something like this.

923
01:16:09,309 --> 01:16:10,812
That's not possible, I mean...

924
01:16:11,612 --> 01:16:13,381
That's why we like her, right?

925
01:16:15,883 --> 01:16:16,785
Yes.

926
01:16:17,417 --> 01:16:18,987
Yes, I suppose it is.

927
01:16:20,621 --> 01:16:23,792
- Chief?
- Good idea, call the police.

928
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:28,392
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about all of this.

929
01:16:28,394 --> 01:16:30,896
- It's nothing personal.
- Hope you got a big, fat bribe.

930
01:16:30,898 --> 01:16:33,365
Hmm, decent. Not life-changing.

931
01:16:33,367 --> 01:16:36,400
- Not life-changing!
- Steady, steady, steady.

932
01:16:36,402 --> 01:16:38,503
You'll be out of here
in two days' time.

933
01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:41,339
So, why don't you think of this

934
01:16:41,341 --> 01:16:42,975
- as a vacation.
- What?!

935
01:16:45,612 --> 01:16:46,914
Sir.

936
01:16:48,381 --> 01:16:49,883
Monkey seeds?

937
01:16:49,885 --> 01:16:52,383
I've always wondered
where monkeys came from.

938
01:16:52,385 --> 01:16:55,287
And now, I have to go
and solve a crime

939
01:16:55,289 --> 01:16:56,588
you will be committing.

940
01:16:56,590 --> 01:16:57,559
What?

941
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,537
My apologies from all of Bilari.

942
01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:13,004
But, I'm happy to announce

943
01:17:13,006 --> 01:17:15,641
that we have already
captured the criminal.

944
01:17:15,643 --> 01:17:17,546
A young farmer named Rajit.

945
01:17:18,444 --> 01:17:19,543
Rajit?

946
01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,848
Yes.

947
01:17:22,015 --> 01:17:24,315
No, that's not possible. He's...

948
01:17:24,317 --> 01:17:25,583
He's upset.

949
01:17:25,585 --> 01:17:27,485
I think he likes being upset...

950
01:17:27,487 --> 01:17:28,889
What is this?

951
01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:34,058
No, don't touch!

952
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:35,593
This is a crime scene.

953
01:17:35,595 --> 01:17:37,064
Chief.

954
01:18:18,738 --> 01:18:21,510
Hey! Hey!

955
01:18:31,384 --> 01:18:34,119
Mr. Gurgon, trains
are coming from all over India

956
01:18:34,121 --> 01:18:35,553
filled with the farmers' rice.

957
01:18:35,555 --> 01:18:37,455
- It's incredible.
- Perfect.

958
01:18:37,457 --> 01:18:39,493
They all want Rice Nine.

959
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,706
Let's enjoy the ride.

960
01:19:14,127 --> 01:19:15,996
Take that rice to the train.

961
01:19:20,033 --> 01:19:20,969
Cheers.

962
01:19:33,214 --> 01:19:34,148
Hey.

963
01:20:00,608 --> 01:20:01,472
Dad, don't wait up for me.

964
01:20:01,474 --> 01:20:03,745
There's something
that I have to do.

965
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,587
William said I could speak
with Rajit.

966
01:20:15,589 --> 01:20:17,189
He's with the head of Mogil.

967
01:20:17,191 --> 01:20:19,059
I don't want to get you
in trouble.

968
01:20:24,598 --> 01:20:28,068
Wow, look at you.

969
01:20:30,136 --> 01:20:31,602
I'll speak first.

970
01:20:34,207 --> 01:20:36,307
I just can't figure out

971
01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:39,311
why you would want to gouge me
out of your life.

972
01:20:39,313 --> 01:20:40,645
Shh.

973
01:20:40,647 --> 01:20:42,146
You seem to hate me.

974
01:20:42,148 --> 01:20:43,651
No, Linda, I don't...

975
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,884
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

976
01:20:46,886 --> 01:20:49,287
I've been horrible.
I've been terrible to you,

977
01:20:49,289 --> 01:20:51,323
but when I'm with you, I feel...

978
01:20:51,325 --> 01:20:52,593
I...

979
01:20:53,693 --> 01:20:55,062
I...

980
01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:02,534
Ugh!

981
01:21:02,536 --> 01:21:04,302
You lied and then I came back.

982
01:21:04,304 --> 01:21:06,838
You're so sweet to me,
and then you're mean to me.

983
01:21:06,841 --> 01:21:08,707
You destroyed my greenhouse.

984
01:21:08,709 --> 01:21:10,644
- What? Greenhouse?
- Don't even.

985
01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:14,178
And you stabbed my monkey seeds.

986
01:21:14,180 --> 01:21:16,347
You stabbed my heart
through my seeds.

987
01:21:16,349 --> 01:21:18,816
No. William must have
stabbed those seeds

988
01:21:18,818 --> 01:21:20,185
- to make you feel that way.
- Enough.

989
01:21:20,187 --> 01:21:22,620
- William stab...
- Enough lying.

990
01:21:22,622 --> 01:21:24,890
I don't even know
why I came here.

991
01:21:24,892 --> 01:21:26,126
Linda.

992
01:21:27,193 --> 01:21:28,692
Ask the farmers if they know

993
01:21:28,694 --> 01:21:30,630
they have to buy seed
every year.

994
01:21:31,665 --> 01:21:32,834
Good-bye, Rajit.

995
01:22:16,911 --> 01:22:20,979
I know that it's probably
a stupid question to ask, but...

996
01:22:20,981 --> 01:22:23,981
the farmers know that
they have to buy seed from us

997
01:22:23,983 --> 01:22:25,984
every year, right?

998
01:22:25,986 --> 01:22:29,421
Of course.
Can you imagine the surprise

999
01:22:29,423 --> 01:22:32,757
if they didn't understand
the implications?

1000
01:22:32,759 --> 01:22:34,258
Mm-hm.

1001
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:35,694
Right.

1002
01:22:35,696 --> 01:22:37,796
How 'bout when
we're finished here,

1003
01:22:37,798 --> 01:22:40,231
we take a little side trip.

1004
01:22:40,233 --> 01:22:42,801
I've always wanted to see
the Taj Mahal.

1005
01:22:46,639 --> 01:22:48,740
Ah, that sounds great.

1006
01:22:48,742 --> 01:22:50,178
Mr. Gurgon,
everything's ready for you.

1007
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:54,878
Honored guests...

1008
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,649
and you are each,
every one of you,

1009
01:22:57,651 --> 01:22:59,620
an honored guest.

1010
01:23:01,755 --> 01:23:03,021
In an auspicious...

1011
01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,757
Ow! Ah!

1012
01:23:06,759 --> 01:23:08,927
Hey! Hey, goat.

1013
01:23:08,929 --> 01:23:11,663
Goat. Hi, goat. Goat.

1014
01:23:11,665 --> 01:23:12,830
Hey, goat.

1015
01:23:12,832 --> 01:23:14,235
Goat, get the key.

1016
01:23:16,402 --> 01:23:18,770
The brilliant Dr. Linda Watt.

1017
01:23:22,942 --> 01:23:25,310
Thank you. Um...

1018
01:23:25,312 --> 01:23:27,846
Thank you, Mr. Gurgon
and thank you, Mogil

1019
01:23:27,848 --> 01:23:30,949
for sending me
to this amazing country.

1020
01:23:30,951 --> 01:23:31,652
I miss Rajit.

1021
01:23:32,853 --> 01:23:34,918
This would have made him
so angry.

1022
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,690
You've taught me your songs
and dances,

1023
01:23:38,692 --> 01:23:40,758
shared your mouth-searing food.

1024
01:23:42,328 --> 01:23:44,232
Your tea...

1025
01:23:47,334 --> 01:23:48,669
Um...

1026
01:23:49,769 --> 01:23:50,804
Uh...

1027
01:23:55,776 --> 01:23:58,342
You know, my first day here...

1028
01:23:58,344 --> 01:24:01,448
I had the best tea
I've ever tasted.

1029
01:24:04,951 --> 01:24:06,453
What a weird guy.

1030
01:24:08,088 --> 01:24:11,056
He doesn't like the Taj Mahal.

1031
01:24:11,058 --> 01:24:12,292
Hmm.

1032
01:24:12,992 --> 01:24:13,861
And, anyway...

1033
01:24:14,995 --> 01:24:18,797
You all know that you have to
buy the seed every year.

1034
01:24:18,799 --> 01:24:19,835
Right?

1035
01:24:28,841 --> 01:24:29,908
Okay.

1036
01:24:29,910 --> 01:24:32,476
Okay, so he was crazy.

1037
01:24:32,478 --> 01:24:35,012
We plant our own seed.
Why would we buy it?

1038
01:24:39,452 --> 01:24:42,387
But... but you can't plant
the harvested rice.

1039
01:24:42,389 --> 01:24:44,756
I'm serious.

1040
01:24:44,758 --> 01:24:45,923
Turn the mic back on, please.

1041
01:24:45,925 --> 01:24:47,124
- What's she saying?
- Uh...

1042
01:24:47,126 --> 01:24:48,826
But rice is a seed.

1043
01:24:48,828 --> 01:24:50,395
Exactly.

1044
01:24:51,331 --> 01:24:53,064
We've put up
our farmers' security.

1045
01:24:53,066 --> 01:24:54,367
This is impossible!

1046
01:24:55,469 --> 01:24:58,069
- Mr. Gurgon...
- You sold it to them.

1047
01:24:58,071 --> 01:25:00,571
And you thought
you weren't a salesman.

1048
01:25:00,573 --> 01:25:01,876
You rock, Doc.

1049
01:25:03,410 --> 01:25:06,511
We would not ask you
to do anything

1050
01:25:06,514 --> 01:25:09,481
that hasn't been done
by every successful farmer

1051
01:25:09,483 --> 01:25:10,848
in America.

1052
01:25:10,850 --> 01:25:13,918
Rice Nine is the way
to a bright future.

1053
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:17,489
- No. No, it's not.
- How 'bout three cheers.

1054
01:25:17,491 --> 01:25:19,423
For the successful farmer.

1055
01:25:19,425 --> 01:25:20,958
Hip hip hooray!

1056
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:25,065
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

1057
01:25:27,401 --> 01:25:28,999
And so it goes.

1058
01:25:29,001 --> 01:25:32,503
Together, we march forward.

1059
01:25:32,505 --> 01:25:34,806
I trust all is in order?

1060
01:25:34,808 --> 01:25:37,508
Our wish is that you fly

1061
01:25:37,510 --> 01:25:39,444
unchained from the past,

1062
01:25:39,446 --> 01:25:41,812
to soar to what heights you may

1063
01:25:41,814 --> 01:25:42,917
on wings of gold.

1064
01:25:44,050 --> 01:25:47,388
Or the precious metal
of your choice.

1065
01:25:52,459 --> 01:25:55,659
Come with us.
Please, please.

1066
01:25:55,661 --> 01:25:56,994
Linda!

1067
01:25:56,996 --> 01:25:58,798
The horse for you.

1068
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,634
Lapel, get that choo-choo train
going.

1069
01:26:03,636 --> 01:26:06,104
Our destinies
are now entwined.

1070
01:26:06,106 --> 01:26:08,844
Join us.

1071
01:26:21,086 --> 01:26:23,924
Hey, hey, stop, stop.
No further.

1072
01:26:25,859 --> 01:26:27,428
Go, go, go, go!

1073
01:26:33,099 --> 01:26:34,835
We have to stop the train.

1074
01:26:43,610 --> 01:26:44,875
Bring crowd control.

1075
01:26:48,682 --> 01:26:49,849
Master Rajit...

1076
01:26:50,885 --> 01:26:53,621
I have nothing to do
with anything.

1077
01:27:11,004 --> 01:27:13,238
It's all right, folks.

1078
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,975
They're just here to protect you
and your future.

1079
01:27:16,977 --> 01:27:19,613
But they're not local boys.

1080
01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:46,003
I want to thank you all

1081
01:27:46,005 --> 01:27:49,140
for participating
in this program.

1082
01:27:50,310 --> 01:27:52,045
Liar.

1083
01:27:53,246 --> 01:27:55,046
Eric.

1084
01:27:55,048 --> 01:27:58,051
I think I'm going to have to
let you go.

1085
01:27:59,586 --> 01:28:01,018
Let go of me! Ow!

1086
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,523
Shall we take the train?

1087
01:28:07,326 --> 01:28:09,593
Hello?

1088
01:28:09,596 --> 01:28:11,599
Lapel, is my choo-choo
ready to go?

1089
01:28:18,138 --> 01:28:19,607
Lapel?

1090
01:28:25,312 --> 01:28:26,680
Lapel?

1091
01:28:27,213 --> 01:28:28,682
Nice outfit.

1092
01:28:35,688 --> 01:28:37,090
Lapel!

1093
01:28:38,692 --> 01:28:40,691
It's ready when you are,
Mr. Gurgon.

1094
01:28:40,693 --> 01:28:42,161
Clickety-clack.

1095
01:28:45,265 --> 01:28:46,733
Get this engine shut down.

1096
01:28:47,634 --> 01:28:50,004
- Now.
- Yes, sir.

1097
01:29:01,781 --> 01:29:03,250
Give my regards to Broadway.

1098
01:29:17,397 --> 01:29:20,397
Get this carcass on the road.

1099
01:29:20,399 --> 01:29:22,603
Mr. Patel told us the departure
was cancelled.

1100
01:29:23,803 --> 01:29:25,171
Who the devil is Patel?

1101
01:29:26,106 --> 01:29:28,271
This rice is ready to roll.

1102
01:29:28,273 --> 01:29:31,409
This train is bound for glory.

1103
01:29:35,648 --> 01:29:36,282
What?

1104
01:29:37,783 --> 01:29:38,882
Press the green button.

1105
01:29:38,884 --> 01:29:39,717
And the red button?

1106
01:29:39,719 --> 01:29:41,689
- Press the green button.
- Green, yes.

1107
01:29:47,359 --> 01:29:49,162
- Ah, there we go.
- There we go.

1108
01:30:28,934 --> 01:30:30,169
I think that's Dr. Watt.

1109
01:30:31,136 --> 01:30:32,837
She's doing better than we are.

1110
01:30:32,839 --> 01:30:33,774
A lot.

1111
01:30:41,347 --> 01:30:43,948
- Dr. Watt, I presume.
- Stop the train!

1112
01:30:43,950 --> 01:30:48,351
The train of progress cannot
and will not be stopped.

1113
01:30:48,353 --> 01:30:49,419
Oh, yeah.

1114
01:31:34,267 --> 01:31:36,366
Huh? Hey.

1115
01:31:36,368 --> 01:31:38,002
In case you didn't know it,

1116
01:31:38,004 --> 01:31:41,305
I have five-year
ironclad contracts

1117
01:31:41,307 --> 01:31:43,376
and they can't get out of them.

1118
01:31:48,414 --> 01:31:50,181
Faster.

1119
01:31:50,183 --> 01:31:51,484
No! No, no, no.

1120
01:32:02,228 --> 01:32:04,965
You might want to check with
William about those contracts.

1121
01:32:16,576 --> 01:32:19,476
Lapel.
Where are those contracts?

1122
01:32:19,478 --> 01:32:21,579
We're processing them now.

1123
01:32:21,581 --> 01:32:24,848
Eric, I fired you. Lapel!

1124
01:32:24,850 --> 01:32:28,586
And the name's Patel.
William Patel.

1125
01:32:28,588 --> 01:32:31,021
Oh. You're Patel.

1126
01:32:39,064 --> 01:32:40,934
Come on, train of progress.

1127
01:32:44,069 --> 01:32:45,468
Get off the tracks!

1128
01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:48,071
Yeah, at that speed
it can stop for me, okay?

1129
01:32:48,073 --> 01:32:50,477
Get down!
The train is coming fast!

1130
01:32:51,611 --> 01:32:53,543
Poor brainwashed puppet.

1131
01:32:53,545 --> 01:32:54,712
I'm on your side.

1132
01:32:54,714 --> 01:32:57,548
I unhinged the rice cars.
William destroyed the contracts.

1133
01:32:57,550 --> 01:32:59,883
- Come on! Come on.
- Yeah, right.

1134
01:32:59,885 --> 01:33:01,319
Ow!

1135
01:33:01,321 --> 01:33:03,354
Idiot! Ugh!

1136
01:33:03,356 --> 01:33:05,056
- Ow!
- Get off!

1137
01:33:05,058 --> 01:33:07,458
- No. You are strong.
- Get off!

1138
01:33:09,495 --> 01:33:10,864
What? Oh.

1139
01:33:36,289 --> 01:33:38,358
Ah...

1140
01:33:41,059 --> 01:33:42,495
Huh...

1141
01:33:44,997 --> 01:33:47,867
Well... you swept me
off my feet.

1142
01:33:49,402 --> 01:33:50,470
Now what?

1143
01:36:37,859 --> 01:36:43,073
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1144
01:36:44,309 --> 01:36:46,476
You know, he used my love song.

1145
01:36:46,478 --> 01:36:49,245
Dad, Rajit's been doing research
on a rye zone

1146
01:36:49,248 --> 01:36:50,548
that repels weevils.

1147
01:36:50,550 --> 01:36:52,850
Cool. I hate weevils.

1148
01:36:54,319 --> 01:36:56,654
Our methods combine perfectly.

1149
01:36:56,656 --> 01:36:59,089
I'm going to miss you
in the rice paddies, my son.

1150
01:36:59,091 --> 01:37:00,027
Really?

1151
01:42:01,794 --> 01:42:03,994
You make everything sound
horrible for no reason.

1152
01:42:03,996 --> 01:42:05,996
That's because you just make...

1153
01:42:05,998 --> 01:42:07,164
Quiet!

1154
01:42:07,166 --> 01:42:09,031
How is there a cow there?

1155
01:42:09,033 --> 01:42:11,001
How is there a cow there?

1156
01:42:11,003 --> 01:42:14,006
- There's a cow there.
- How is there a cow there?