Adivan V. Sekr first

08:13		*** rossum joined #RPGStuck_C3S8
08:13	rossum	Alright
08:13	rossum	Phone time
08:14	Piper	okay
08:14	Piper	[ = Start = ]
08:14	Piper	!roll 1d20+2 for initiative AGAIN
08:14	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 for initiative AGAIN --> [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
08:14	Piper	now aidan
08:14	rossum	!roll 1d20-1
08:14	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
08:14	rossum	Had to get the old character sheet up lads
08:14	rossum	We good to go now
08:15	rossum	Fuckdick
08:15	Piper	So close. Yet so far away.
08:16	Piper	I cast Rank 2 Power Attack, and fire at Aidan with my crossbow. Watch me critfail.
08:16	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:16	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
08:16	Piper	Still missed. Damnit.
08:16	rossum	I move towards the cunt
08:16	rossum	And grapple them
08:16	rossum	!roll 1d20+5
08:16	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
08:16	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:16	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
08:16	rossum	Fuck you you get hit instead
08:17	rossum	!roll 1d20+4
08:17	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
08:17	Piper	Not even
08:17	rossum	Or ya don't
08:17	Deltadiamond	the second one is an offhand attack right?
08:17	rossum	Ye
08:17	Deltadiamond	you don't add mods to those
08:17	rossum	Don't you?
08:17	Piper	You don't add mods to their damage
08:17	rossum	Pretty sure you do
08:17	Piper	You do add mods to the to-hit
08:18	rossum	Yeah
08:18	rossum	But technically it's an unarmed attack
08:18	rossum	Which adds damage mods
08:18	Piper	I use the last of my PP to cast Rank 1 Snare, and shoot Aidan again.
08:18	rossum	Your movie yugoboy
08:18	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:18	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
08:18	Piper	!roll 1d8
08:18	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{7}
08:19	Piper	I then run as far away (30 ft) away from him as I can.
08:19	Piper	And end my turn.
08:19	rossum	Wowowow
08:19	rossum	With that
08:19	rossum	You gotta fire with disadvantage
08:19	rossum	Since you fired first
08:19	rossum	And moved after
08:19	Piper	shit
08:19	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:19	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
08:20	Piper	DAMNIT.
08:20	rossum	Haha hahahhahahahahahah
08:20	rossum	OUT RPD
08:20	Piper	Cheeaaappp
08:20	Piper	I'm so dead x3
08:20	Piper	Your turn
08:20	rossum	Wanna do a minor action
08:20	rossum	Nah
08:20	rossum	Cool
08:20	Deltadiamond	can i just point out here
08:20	rossum	Yes
08:20	rossum	You can
08:20	Deltadiamond	that with a heavy crossbow you need to take a minor to reload
08:20	Piper	I'm not using a heavy crossbow
08:20	rossum	Oh yeah
08:21	rossum	That's why he ain't minoring
08:21	Deltadiamond	aren't you?
08:21	Piper	I changed to a normal crossbow, because it didn't break my psion limit
08:21	Piper	HC - 1d10, normal Crossbow - 1d8
08:21	Deltadiamond	oh okay
08:21	Deltadiamond	breaking your limit is okay
08:21	Deltadiamond	you just go down to d8 or d6
08:21	rossum	Wait isn't it 1d8 for minor
08:21	Piper	Eh.
08:21	rossum	1d10 for major
08:21	Piper	No, 1d10 for minor.
08:21	Piper	1d12 for Major
08:22	rossum	Guess they changed it
08:22	Piper	But there arent any 1d12 weapons that arent snipers :
08:22	Piper	P
08:22	Piper	Anyways your turn to OHKO me
08:22	rossum	Coo
08:22	rossum	I move to ya
08:22	rossum	And slap a bitch
08:22	rossum	"Eat shit meatbag"
08:22	rossum	"Beep boop"
08:22	rossum	!roll 1d20+4
08:22	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
08:22	Piper	Not even once.
08:23	rossum	Alright back to the grapple then
08:23	rossum	!roll 1d20+5
08:23	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
08:23	Piper	!roll 1d20+
08:23	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+ --> error: malformed expression
08:23	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:23	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
08:23	Piper	welp.
08:23	rossum	Ye
08:23	rossum	You got grappled
08:23	rossum	Read a all good
08:23	rossum	End turn
08:24	Piper	I use my Major to use Dodge.
08:24	Piper	Even though im grappled. Which makes no sense whatsoever but hey mechancis.
08:24	rossum	Are we allowing that oh great dm
08:24	rossum	Or dd
08:25	rossum	Or whatever you want to be called
08:25	Piper	I also use my minor to decaptchalogue the heaviest book in my Sylladex and end my turn.
08:25	Piper	Your turn friend.
08:25	Deltadiamond	you can call me whatever
08:26	Deltadiamond	if its up to me
08:26	Piper	Rossum
08:26	rossum	Can he dodge in grapple
08:26	Deltadiamond	id say no dodging while grappled
08:26	Piper	Does trying to escape a grapple count as an offensive action for the purpose of storms eye?
08:26	rossum	Eatshit
08:26	Deltadiamond	id say no
08:27	Piper	well then i do that lets hope aidans rolls are shit
08:27	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:27	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
08:27	Piper	*Fistbumps Dice*
08:27	Deltadiamond	also its offensive _major_ action just so you know
08:27	Deltadiamond	so you can use your minors for whatever
08:27	Piper	Sweet.
08:28	Piper	Aidan roll so I can eject a book onto your ass.
08:28	rossum	It's past 5 turns as well
08:28	rossum	What am I doing
08:28	Piper	In the past five turns.
08:28	Piper	Roll athletics
08:28	rossum	!roll 1d20+5
08:28	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
08:29	rossum	Storms eye does nothing for you doesn't it?
08:29	Piper	I give Rossum the middle-finger as I escape his hold, and eject my largest book in his direction
08:29	Piper	It'll only take me a turn to fully refil my PP With how Storms Eye works
08:29	Piper	!roll 1d20+2 to eject.
08:29	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 to eject. --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
08:29	Piper	!roll 1d6 throwing the book at Rossum.
08:29	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d6 throwing the book at Rossum. --> [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
08:30	rossum	9 hp
08:30	rossum	Oh no
08:30	rossum	Hahahahahha
08:30	rossum	69% hp
08:30	rossum	Yes
08:30	Piper	I end my turn.
08:31	rossum	Alright
08:31	rossum	Time for
08:31	rossum	The offhand unarmed attack
08:31	rossum	Again
08:31	rossum	!roll 1d20+4
08:31	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
08:31	rossum	Fuck you diccceee
08:31	rossum	Time for the regrappling
08:31	rossum	!roll 1d20+5
08:31	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
08:31	Piper	"Wow, I have better aim with my sylladex than you do with your fists."
08:31	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:31	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
08:31	rossum	Fuck you dicccceeee
08:31	Piper	Shit.
08:31	rossum	Thank you dicccceeee
08:32	rossum	"Fuck you"
08:32	rossum	"Beep boop
08:32	rossum	End turn
08:32	Piper	I activate Storm's Eye to refill my PP to 15/15
08:33	Piper	I then proceed to enchant my crossbow's bolt with Power Attack 2, and aim it point-blank at Rossum's face.
08:33	Piper	!roll 1d20+2 NO WHAMMIES
08:33	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 NO WHAMMIES --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
08:33	Piper	FUCK ME
08:33	Deltadiamond	lol
08:33	rossum	Your grappled as well
08:33	rossum	So its got disadvantage from range
08:33	Piper	I eject another book in Rossum's face.
08:33	Piper	!roll 1d20+2
08:33	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
08:33	Piper	!roll 1d6
08:33	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
08:34	Deltadiamond	how big are these books anyway
08:34	Deltadiamond	1d6 is for large objects
08:34	rossum	It's the d &d manual
08:34	Piper	I'm pretty sure those hardback motherfuckers are pretty big. Like, at least bigger than your average Harry Potter book.
08:35	Piper
08:35	Piper	Anywaves, end tur.
08:35	Deltadiamond	still not heavy
08:35	Deltadiamond	you rolled a 2 though so that's okay
08:35	Deltadiamond	just for future reference
08:35	rossum	I don't get a major if I'm grappling do just?
08:35	rossum	*i
08:36	rossum	!roll 1d20+4 for minor anyway
08:36	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+4 for minor anyway --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
08:36	Deltadiamond	doesn't say that in the phb
08:36	Piper	You finally hit.
08:36	Piper	GG
08:36	rossum	Hahahahhahahahahahahahw yes finally
08:36	rossum	!roll 1d10+4 for unarmed attack
08:36	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d10+4 for unarmed attack --> [ 1d10=9 ]{13}
08:37	Deltadiamond	oh shit
08:37	rossum	So
08:37	rossum	About that major attacl
08:37	Piper	ONE HP
08:37	rossum	Does I get on?
08:37	Piper	WHAT THE FUCK
08:37	Deltadiamond	yes
08:37	rossum	Fuck yeah
08:37	Deltadiamond	i kinda want to say no
08:37	Deltadiamond	but the phb
08:37	rossum	!roll 1d20+4
08:37	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
08:37	Piper	are
08:37	Piper	you fucking kidding me
08:37	rossum	!roll 1d10+4
08:37	Tyche[Dice]	rossum rolled : 1d10+4 --> [ 1d10=10 ]{14}
08:37	rossum	Ezpz
08:37	Piper	wow.
08:37	Piper	Fuck you two dice.
08:37	Piper	Just.
08:37	Piper	Ww.
08:39	Deltadiamond	so aidan wins
08:40	Deltadiamond	congrats aidan
08:40	rossum	Thank yoi
08:40	rossum	Thank you
08:40		rossum bows
08:40	Piper	(rematch)
08:40	Piper	*chants8
08:40	Piper	(Rematch)