I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass SamMan
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you messing with some wet-bottomed SamMan
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-bottomed SamMan
Give me everything you got for this wet-bottomed SamMan
Beat it up, [PAUSE], catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this SamMan right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This SamMan is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a [PAUSE] running me (pow, pow)
Talk your [PAUSE], bite your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that car (while you ride that car)
You really ain't never gotta mess him for a thang (yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
For this wet-bottomed SamMan
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-bottomed SamMan (click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-bottomed SamMan (mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-bottomed SamMan (yeah, yeah)
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Sam A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me (yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak person, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating (ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my food, he's a bottom feeder
Big S stand for big SamMan
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he mess me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the car, I'ma spell my name
Ah (sams in this house)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you messing with some wet-bottomed SamMan
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-bottomed SamMan
Give me everything you got for this wet-bottomed SamMan
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet-bottomed SamMan
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet-bottomed SamMan
I'm talking WBS, WBS, WBS
That's some wet-bottomed SamMan
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet-bottomed SamMan, huh
(There's some sams in this house)
(There's some sams in this house)