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- Part I: Clara and MilAnon
- >The day has come for your long planned summer BBQ
- >You've invited a few people over to your house and everything was ready
- >Beers, various hard liquors, burgers and steaks, and even oysters to boot to throw on the grill
- >A small assortment of soda as well for the kids who didn't want big boy drinks
- >You were expecting Mous and his wife Jasmine at any moment
- >Emi might show up a bit late and you weren't too sure about the 'Mechanic' and his lovely wife Lilith
- >Clara, your amazing snow leopard wife, was sitting on the couch playing video games while you sat with your cub Lucatiel, relentlessly tickling her little paws and making faces at her
- >Eventually you hear a slight knock at the door
- >"It's open!" you call out
- >Emi, a tigress of normal stature has her head through the door and upon seeing you, smiles and steps inside
- >"Hey Anon! Hi Clara! Am I the first one here?" she asks looking around the room
- >You nod as Lucatiel cooes
- >She finally spots the ball of fur in your lap, and you're almost terrified for her safety as the much larger one is immediately by your side
- >"Aww can I hold her for a bit? I love this little cub!" she's a little too excited about it
- >Still, you smile and carry Lucatiel over to her, and the moment she's in her arms a wide motherly grin comes forth
- >Your girl could be used as a hospital grade sedative from the way Emi was careful holding her
- >These big cats and their motherly instincts helped quite a lot, too
- >Sitting back down on the couch you looped an arm around Clara who is staring at a menu in Destiny 2
- >"I want to make one of these Hunter capes for Halloween, babe," she said admiring her character
- >"Can't wait to see it," you say through a laugh as she's now fighting off giant 4 armed aliens who rudely interrupted her
- >She's still active as ever when playing games, bouncing around joyfully while she got her revenge
- >It wasn't long before the(and you never really did ask for his name) Mechanic and Lilith arrived
- >The man wore casual with the short raccoon matching, and both of them holding a tray of sorts
- >They gave a couple of "Hey!"s when they joined in the party
- >You had to save Clara from a gigantic spherical robot that she happened to forget as she ran towards Lilith
- >The sound of wrenching metal and the sight of sic dance moves drowned out their talk about woman stuff
- >The Mechanic is leaning over the couch with a tray in hand
- >"Beers are in the fridge," is all you say to him
- >"Cool, I brought ribs," he replied in his gruff voice
- >"You invite Chickenman?"
- >"Yessir, both Mous and Jasmine," you gave with a nod
- >"Cool, owe him a bottle of whiskey and I brought it just in case"
- >You laugh and keep playing while he heads to the kitchen
- >Beer in hand and opened with that tray still in his hand, he's over by your sliding glass door
- >"Mind if I start cooking the ribs? Lilith likes them a certain way"
- >"You do you man"
- >He's out the door lighting the grill with the trio of women all fawning over Lucatiel
- >She seemed to be loving it from the giggling she made
- >The sound of a car with terrible gas mileage but a lot of give told you the Chickenman and crew were finally here
- >"Hey guys," you call out to them while you stood from the couch
- >Another man and his generously sized tiger wife were stepping through the door
- >You paused mid stride at the third coming in
- >...Though this being your party and feeling incredibly resilient to Italian disasters, you still made the effort to shake his hand
- >"Hey man, beers in the fridge, the Mechanic is out back starting some ribs, and he brought you a whiskey or something"
- >"Nice. By the way this is Bingle," he gestured to the Anthro standing behind him, "his mom asked me to bring him along," he finished with a potentially strained grin on his face
- >You took a look behind him
- >Bingle was attempting to straighten his hair while texting on an expensive new phone model
- >Noticing you, he gave a wave with a paw that held it, and on the screen was that exact same pose with multiple filters layered on it
- >Oh, he's going to be a fun one then
- >Still, you haven't actually talked to the guy yet
- >When everyone else had settled on in, the third wheel stepped in after
- >You weren't really sure if he was a fox or a wolf, and his all jet black fur and unusually brilliant blue eyes further confused your limited knowledge of canines
- >When he made his way to the kitchen your attention went back to Mous
- >You assumed Jasmine joined in on Lucatiel's mobbing from the sounds of more giggling behind you
- >"I see you still have that rust bucket El Camino, you should get a Pontiac"
- >"Nothing beats it man - besides, if I wanted a Firebird ripoff I'd get a Camero"
- >So far so good; this was going to be a good night
- >The night had settled, and after everyone had a few drinks the lot of you were currently lazing about and played Cards Against Humanity
- >People were starting to get a little tired into the game, and even more so when Lucatiel finally managed to conk out
- >The sleeping arrangements were already planned and ready, thankfully
- >You had Mous and Jasmine set up in the Guest room
- >The Mechanic and Lilith got the just as comfortable spare bed in your game room
- >Emi not so surprisingly suggested your's and Clara's room
- >And Bingle got the couch
- >At least attempt to have anyways, you weren't too sure if your cat would like to give up her bed to a stranger
- >Not that you would mind if he couldn't, as Mr. Peppercorn Starshake here was sitting there spewing verbal diarrhea to you in an ill advised attempt at impressing you
- >"That's what they call me! Seriously! But even then, I get to bed all those Anthros you've ever beaten off to"
- >You can see the Mechanic slowly getting pissed as Bingle kept talking and wouldn't pick a goddamn card
- >You know he's always been a bit quick to anger, but talk of his casual adventures through STI land were starting to grate on you too
- >He was the one who had the most drinks in the group, with you being a respectable third
- >You weren't entirely sure who got second but frankly that wasn't important right now; not when his current boasting of personal greatness always lead to an eye or two staying a little bit longer on Clara and Emi
- >A bit of relief to the sewage came from you hearing Lucatiel cry in the other room
- >Clara began to make a move to get up, but you waved her down and stood up instead
- >You needed to get away from that fox (which Mous had corrected you on,) and calm down
- >Lucatiel calmed down a bit when she saw you, and cradled in your slowly rocking arms your cooing got her even more so
- >You thought you accomplished all those things, anyways as her crying little eyes clenched down even more
- >She must of been hungry
- >Still cradling and rocking her in your arms, you carried her back to the living room
- >You got Clara's attention when she heard her
- >"She must be hungry and wants her mama," you confirmed
- >Soon the gentle rocking of your arms was replaced by the thicker, furrier ones of Clara
- >She moved from her seat and sat on the couch
- >"None of you mind if I breastfeed her here, right?"
- >A choir of no's, in various levels of drunkenness, answered back
- >You were already on your way to grab a blanket to cover them just for the sake of decency
- >When you came back however Bingle had moved next to Clara
- >A little close, much to your displeasure
- >"Lactating huh? I've done a few shoots with ladies who did - some of the milk was bitter, but I bet yours is reaaalllly sweet"
- >youfuckinserious
- >You cleared your throat
- >"Watch it little fox," you growled out
- >"Hey I'm allowed to talk to this fine lady about her breast milk!" he protested back looking at you
- >Now, you can respect the effects of alcohol
- >It didn't save him from your perfected military scowl, sharpened from years of service that could wilt even the highest generals before it
- >You had it set to eleven as you stared the little fox down
- >Like the glass flower he is, he shattered under it
- >He still had the ability to slink back off to the seats with the silence of everyone else crushing him even more
- >You gave Clara the blanket and gave her a quick kiss
- >She clutched it a little tighter around her self when you left
- >You all sit back down and continued playing the card game while Clara fed your cub
- >It was going well until Lucatiel fussed a bit sending the blanket tumbling down
- >For a moment Clara's exposed breast could be seen before she was able to grab the blanket and cover herself again
- >This, apparently, meant Bingle had to talk again
- >"i woundt mind tryng some of yur milk if you dont mind," he couldn't hold his liquor either
- >He took another shot from whatever source he had beside him
- >"now i would of course," he hiccuped
- >Don't you fucking say what you think he's going to say
- >"now i- "
- >You really wanna pull this bonny boy?
- >"i would of course prefer it from the source"
- >Yeah, OK.
- >Your hands slammed down on the table as you and the Mechanic stood up
- >Lilith had his arms in hers, but no one dared to stop yours
- >"Time for you to go little fox"
- >You had him by his collar and lift him with ease
- >"ha! what're you gonna do beat me up? Chick has my back!"
- >You looked at Mous
- >You knew you could probably take him in a fight, but neither of you would come out unscathed and you didn't want to burn that bridge
- >He looked back at you, and then towards Bingle
- >He picked up a shot of whiskey that the Mechanic had given him, and with pinkey outstretched as he continued to stare
- >*Siiiiip*
- >The smug grin from Bingle's face disappeared real quick like
- >"Now Anon I was just kidding about the-"
- >So that's what they sound like
- >You thought this and more while the kit limply lied there and bleeding on your floor
- >All it took was a single punch apparently
- >And, oh, you don't remember muzzles looking like that - especially when the lions felt it too
- >You grace his fur with the dirt on your lawn, and the side of his face was spectacularly caked when he looked back at you
- >He coughs out a fang or two and raised a paw
- >"Call a cab," you say, and you shut the door
- PartII: Mechanic and Lilith
- >Chickenman owed you big for this favor
- >You made sure he knew it the second he asked you
- >He wanted you to help fix that wretched fox's car
- >Not Granny Cass, oh no, she was positively delightful
- >No, It was for her shiteating son Bingle
- >You couldn't stand him personally
- >Men( Anthro or otherwise ) that constantly talk themselves up annoyed you to no end
- >The only reason why you were doing this is that a favor in return was no small thing to sneeze at
- >The Chickenman had done pretty well for himself, and you were willing to bite the pavement just this once for a little something good in return
- >It's why you're on your creeper underneath his POS Lotus Esprit x180
- >'A rigid car for a rigid star, if you know what I mean,' he told you
- >Damn thing looked like yellow depressed spatula
- >"He needs a new Alternator belt, new spark plugs..." you grumbled to himself
- >It was obvious that he drove it into the ground
- >You didn't even feel like telling him the engine he's killing wasn't even stock
- >You doubt he'd even know what you meant
- >Its oil was black as tar, the transmission fluid a solid brown instead of bright red, and no coolant was left in the radiator
- >You were honestly surprised it even made it here
- >With this kind of model, how in the hell did he manage to keep it on
- >...
- >"Yeah the whole thing keeps overheating and I dunno why," you heard him call out to you
- >He was in your garage
- >Again
- >"GET OUT OF THE GARAGE AND SIT IN THE OFFICE" you yelled at the scampering black furred legs
- >He kept wandering out of your office's comfortable seats to play around with your tools
- >As much as you wished he would accidentally set himself on fire with your welder, you didn't want to need a new one
- >As you continued to work you heard a familiar car pull in
- >Lilith must be home from class
- >You rolled your creeper out from under the car and stood up
- >Lilith, mindful of your stains, gave you as best a hug as she could while you stole a quick kiss from her
- >"Hey Lil how was class?"
- >"It was ok. A little dull, but I passed my test though!"
- >"Good job babe!"
- >A high five and a smile later and you excused your self back under the car
- >Your smile drooped with the knowledge of who owned this corpse
- >'The sooner I get this done, the faster I can get rid of him,' was your personal mantra mid oil change
- >"Hey Anon, who's car is that? Aren't you usually closed today?" asked a standing Lilith somewhere to your right
- >You pointed to the office window from under the car
- >You saw her feet raise up on her toes for a few seconds before slowly coming back down
- >"Oh... him," was all she said
- >A perfectly understandable response
- >The sound of a door opening and closing led to another, black furred pair of legs
- >God dammit
- >"Well hello there sweet thing~ What are you doing in a dirty place like this?" came a sickening voice
- >Your garage is not dirty
- >Still you ignored the fox to the best of your ability
- >You knew Lilith could handle herself
- >Lilith's legs moved back
- >"Uhm, I live here with my Husband you know that!" came her loud reply
- >"Also, get out of the garage!"
- >His footpaws started to creep forward toward Lilith
- >"Well of course!" he began, standing infront of her, "but this is no place for a refined lady like yourself..."
- >You don't know what he was doing up there, but a tentative Lilith's leg stepping back told you enough
- >"Why don't we take your car and get dinner? Let hubby here fix my car"
- >"Bingle I swear to god if you touch me I'll hit you with a goddamn wrench," her legs stood firm
- >You grabbed your own wrench
- >Just to be sure
- >His footpaws were right next to Lilith's now
- >"Hey hey I was just trying to-"
- WONK
- >The sound of metal hitting bone echoed through your garage
- >You saw Bingle's footpaws take a few unsteady steps back, and soon enough the rest of him fell onto the cement floor with a soft thud
- >You slide out from under the car to the sight of Lilith holding a monkey wrench in her paws
- >"I warned him!"
- >You chuckle
- >"You did"
- >You propped his unconscious body onto a stained oily chair, making extra sure you supported his weight with your own just as wet clothes
- >You made your way back to a slightly more relaxed Lilith, a pat on her head with an ungloved hand finally gets her to head into the house
- >Sliding back under the car you can still see him sitting there
- >At least now you can work in peace
- PartIII : The Survivor and Zahrah
- >You are a survivor
- >And possibly, the only human left
- >Years ago you stumbled upon some unintended company in the form of a short, bitey Wolverine named Zahrah
- >The biting part coming from when you had to untangle her from your trap
- >Soon after life had gotten great for you and your then new loving mate
- >You are a survivor only in name with how the two of you thrive in your forest home
- >It was today however, that put a threat to your peaceful lifestyle
- >You are in desperate need of supplies today, and ones that you couldn't normally find
- >Your cabin had power, running water, and a nice water heater to boot
- >But Zahrah wanted some cheeses
- >Even though you learned plenty during your time in the wastelands you never learned to make cheese
- >Not from a lack of trying though, it's just that it would be extremely uncomfortable to start learning
- >So you're currently doing the next best thing: riding out to the nearest colony with Zahrah giddily bouncing on your lap on your mad quest to find a newer, friendlier, talking source
- >Bonus points if they had power to store the cheeses
- >Your usual place just so happens to check all the boxes, and soon you pulled into town
- >The two of you get a lot of "Hi Anon, hi Zahrah" greetings since you both worked as constant and reliable traders
- >It also helped that you stuck out like a sore thumb in a world full of talking animal people
- >You ride through the colony for a little while before parking in front of a small shop
- >A sign above the door had the words "MILK and CHEESE" highlighted by mismatched glowing letters
- >Shutting off the ATV you and Zahrah head in
- >A small bell dings somewhere in the back and a large Anthro cow appears from a door behind the counter
- >"How can - oh, hi Anon, hi Zahrah! Here for the usual?"
- >You smile at her and gesture to Zahrah
- >"Her choice, I'll eat anything cheese related"
- >Zahrah stood at the counter and bounced on her paws trying to look over it
- >After a couple failed attempts and a small twist with a pout, she threw her arms into the air
- >"Anon lift me! I can't see what Molly has!"
- >You obliged, and reached down and set her on your shoulders
- >"Oooh she has the cheddar! And Gouda! Anon I want them all!"
- >With her thighs around your head, you're loving her extra bouncy behavior today
- >"Get a little of each then babe," you gave with a little smirk
- >You can almost hear Molly's wistfulness as you bicker with your love
- >Thankfully she is also a very patient woman when it comes to Zahrah constantly switching between choices
- >In the end Zahrah picked 3 pounds of cheddar and 2 pounds of provolone
- >"You sure that's all you want?" you say as you pay the cow
- >"MHM!" she ignores your sarcasm with arms full of cheese
- >She's still happily chatting away with Molly when you took the cheese from her to store it in a cooler
- >When she walks out you hear a whistle
- >"Whew! Check out that portable blowjob machine!"
- >You look up from your quad to see a pitch black fox in mismatching black scrap metal studded leathers
- >He's strolling towards you and Zahrah with his bright blue eyes hungrily looking at her
- >Anyone could of mistaken him for a wolf from his size, but you had been around Anthros long enough to tell the difference
- >Zahrah is frowning at him, and you're just confused
- >"Excuse me?" you both say
- >She had learned a bit of patience since you both became life-mates, but even that had limits
- >The fox just kept walking forwards to her, ignoring you completely
- >When he's finally close, he drapes an arm over your shoulder with his eyes locked on Zahrah
- >"You're just the right height for us to have a LOT of fun"
- >She frowns harder while looking over her glasses at him
- >A flash of light sparking across her lenses got his arm to tense up
- >"You realize I'm here with my mate, right?"
- >"Eh?"
- >You can't honestly tell if he's blind or just dumb as shit from his now genuine look of surprise when he turned to look at you
- >He got off of you real quick and brushed off the 'dirt' when he recovered
- >"Another anthro with a human huh?" he says under his breath
- >More humans?!
- >"Your mate can come too, but he has to watch," the fox said in earnest
- >"Did you seriously not hea-" he wasn't paying attention to you anymore
- >He clapped his paws together and leaned down over Zahrah
- >"Can I ask you a question?" he started to pull out a wallet, "do you have to kneel to give him a blowjob, or can you stand normally"
- >Zahrah's fur is puffed in anger
- >"Can I axe you a question too?" she started to walk next to the ATV
- >"You mean ask?" he says back
- >"Nope"
- >Zahrah pulls her axe off the bike and sets upon him like the wolverine she is
- >His screams and cries paled in comparison to your lovable shorstack's warcry
- >In the end she managed to chop both his legs off below the knees
- >And now, he's eye level with her
- >You're still staring at the stunned gasping stubby fox, and a light pat on your hand snaps you out of it
- >You rev up the ATV and she gets into her usual spot
- >The both of you turn to look at him, his words still failing to come out
- >"Might want to get that flesh wound checked out," you start
- >"Portable blowjob machine!" Zahrah finished over the roar of the ATV as you ride away
- Part IV: King Anon and Radka
- >Your reign thus far has been interesting
- >The famine has been reduced by the beastmen's supposed evil life magic
- >Trading with the pack opened new routes for the merchants to follow
- >And talks of peace spread like wildfire, and many of your people soon found comforts with the beings they were told were slaves
- >It's going pretty well, surprisingly so
- >You just weren't used to being a ruler
- >From a young age you were trained to be a warrior
- >And from there, a knight
- >You could also throw a pretty nasty fireball and plants like you a bit more now
- >Yet here you were, King of the lands you grew up in because the former one couldn't be bothered to help his people
- >But no, you didn't want to be the seat of power
- >He made that choice for you when he murdered one of your loves
- >Marie the sheep beast woman
- >She taught you life magic, helped teach you love has no boundaries if you let it
- >Radka, your still alive reindeer beast woman wife was actually the one who initiated your polygamous lifestyle
- >You were there when Marie died, unable to act and only watching
- >That moment still haunts your dreams
- >You kept two long knives, the handles made from her horns on you at all times
- >But today was not a day to dwell upon it
- >Supposedly you had a foreign emissary coming from afar
- >You assume it's from the Lady Zig
- >You're still unsure how that night had been possible; assured in the sense that it was an ale induced dream
- >Flying metal machines? Four armed beings? A jest at best
- >And yet Radka swore it happened , And so had Marie when she was alive
- >So you sat there awaiting your guest
- >You're left waiting much longer than you're used to
- >Either being kind has spoiled you or this emissary was just that rude
- >A little later some half hearted fanfare announced the person you're meeting, who is currently accompanied by two very annoyed guards
- >He's casual in his stroll through your throne room
- >You are greeted before a disinterested hybrid
- >You think so anyways
- >A fox perhaps, or maybe a wolf from the size
- >His gem studded vestments clashed horribly against his black fur and stunningly blue eyes
- >"Grettings se-" you clear your throat of your old habbits
- >"I am King Anon," you start again, "what news have you?"
- >He never stopped lazily turning his head looking around
- >"My name's Bingle," he gave a mock bow, "I'm not sure why I was sent to this dirty place"
- >"Dirty? You've got a strange sense of humor," you say through a fake smile
- >You clear your thoughts, deciding it was a tactless way to keep a secret
- >You stand up from the uncomfortable weight of your throne
- >"Walk with me, Sir Bingle," and with the tap of a guard's halberd he finally acknowledges you
- >The first thing he decides to do was sneeze
- >"Right, yeah," he said through his sleeve
- >You sigh, thinking at how terrible it must be to live as a moron
- >You lead him through your castle with the uninterested fox walking behind you
- >"I did not ask to be king," you begin, and slow down for him to catch up
- >A back-stab, no matter how inept the attempt may be would surely ruin your weekend
- >"I became it for the good of the people," you stop in front of a door having finished your words
- >"I sense you are lost Sir Bingle, I see the wounds time has left upon you"
- >He raised an eyebrow at that while you opened the door
- >Portraits of Marie line the walls with a small table in the center of the room
- >You quietly walked towards it with Bingle stomping behind you
- >A single drawing Marie made sits upon it
- >It's the last self portrait she drew
- >Every painting of her since was based on this
- >"You need to find the person that is the catalyst to your life"
- >The sight of the picture drew a hand over one of your knives
- >"Even if they are sometimes taken from you"
- >Your grip was a little tighter when you turn to the fox
- >His disinterest is only broken with another sneeze
- >...
- >"Very well Sir Bingle, if you are not here for a reason then I suggest you leave"
- >"No, no!" he puts on a 'smile' and makes his way to the table
- >"I agree completely!"
- >He's looking over the contents on the table, leaning forward a little closer with a paw cupping his chin
- >He gave a "hmm" when he looked over the drawing a little more
- >And then he picked it up
- >"A woman made you thi-"
- >"Bingle! Put that down," you take a step towards him
- >His muzzle is scrunched up
- >"Thi-i-i-"
- >You moved to grab him
- >"ACHOO"
- >Mucus and wetness cover the drawing
- >You're speechless at that
- >"Ooops, sorry about your picture"
- >He sneezed again, and with a shrug he tosses it back onto its pedestal
- >His delusion stirred a fire you once felt a long time ago
- >"How dare you fox!" you grab his shoulders and force him away
- >"You enter my house, insult my court, and ruin one of my prized possessions like it's nothing!" you were roaring, and with every word you pushed a little harder
- >His paws are grabbing at your arms
- >They fly into the air when you hold him against a wall
- >"That's your prized possession?" that now fear tinged smile was back
- >One of his paws points back to the table
- >"A shitty drawing? Really?"
- >You stared at him
- >He started to flinch from the sight of your now red knife and the pain in his neck
- >You let go, and he collapses with you no longer supporting his weight
- >Blinking out of your haze, you slowly turned the knife around in your hand
- >A dot of red paints the horned handle
- >"I'm sorry Marie..."
- >You take the cloth from your robe and gently rub it across the handle
- >"I was just trying to teach him what you did for me"
- >You sigh, and call for a servant
- >He's shocked at what he sees, but he loses it from your pained expression
- >It quickly hardened
- >"Send word to Bongwater. Tell him I have a special meal for him"
- Part V : Titan, Jane and Isabelle
- >Going out together has been increasingly more difficult for the three of you
- >The three of you being yourself, Jane, and Isabelle of course
- >Jane's and your schedules were almost the same, but Isabelle had a different one
- >You worked nights and she generally worked during the day
- >But today was a special occasion
- >By some random miracle the three of you could all go out and have a good time together
- >Since it was so rare, you and Jane had decided to let Isabelle to pick where to go
- >Of course she would choose the UltraLux
- >"What? I just want to see where you two work," was her defense
- >And so after a bit of prep work and squeezing into Jane's FloCar the three of you made it to the UltraLux
- >It felt weird going through the main entrance and getting blasted by all of the ritzy glamorous signs advertising fantastic ways to go broke
- >A solid door in a concrete wall is more your speed
- >You can't deny the idea was great with how Isabelle keeps looking around in awe at everything
- >"You guys work HERE!?" you swear she was bouncing in place
- >"Eeee! It's so exciting!"
- >She happily drags you from table to machine to bar to table and back again
- >That woman can pull when she wants too
- >Jane is spared from losing an arm and casually follows behind you
- >Every almost-trip and misstep earned you a poorly hidden giggle behind you
- >Soon enough she dragged you out to the center, and for the first time in the night she was finally calm
- >"Where do you work usually Anon? I wanna see!"
- >You lamely gesture around you
- >And got a punch in the shoulder for it
- >"Not like that! Where do you hang out?"
- >You smile and decide to indulge her
- >You lead her and Jane to an unassuming side door, and with a quick scan of your hand on a bio-metric scanner it dings and opens with a slight 'vwoosh'
- >A short walk through a small hidden hallway and soon all three of you stand in a small elivator
- >Jane had an arm in yours while the two of you watched Isabelle fog up the glass
- >You don't know why the sight of concrete and wires were so interesting to the her
- >But, even that was over too soon
- >Another short walk(with the thought about getting a leash) later you all end up in the staging area
- >It's a small but comfortable room with a center table, large TV's and various red cushions and chairs dotting the line
- >Your boss even splurged and got a plant to go with it
- >"This is where we are all given our assignments," you start to explain after giving a short tour
- >Isabelle looks around with a slight frown
- >"Why is it fancy up there and not down here?"
- >"Because guests usually do not come down here," said a voice cutting through you're answer
- >You turn and see Theo behind you
- >"Ah hey Theo, I was just showing Isabelle here where I worked"
- >He raises a furred eyebrow up at you
- >"Ah, of course. No problem, girlfriends do get curious. I remember my wife wanted to see it too"
- >"Just don't make a mess with her and Ms.Edwards. Or, at at least clean up after," he said with a wink
- >You look at him for a moment before it hits you with what he's implying
- >"Theo, gross! I wouldn't do that HERE! Who the hell would?!"
- >"Ronnie and Chika," he laughs
- >You hope Jane's retches were real
- >"Aww gross, comeon man!" you can hardly hold back a grin
- >He laughs harder
- >"Wait, are you serious?" you lean in close to him
- >His laughter fades and and with a napkin he pulled from his pocket he wipes a tear from his eye
- >"I'm just fucking with you titan," after a pat or two, back into the pocket it goes
- >"But don't use that chair anymore"
- >With a serious face, he points to a chair in the corner that Eugene usually sits on
- >Gross
- >"Anyway, continue your tour for Ms. Isabelle, I'll see you Thursday"
- >He gives you a fist bump, and with a nod towards Jane he disappears into the elevator
- >"That's one of my bosses," you explain as you wait for the elevators to come back down
- >"What about you Jane?" Isabelle chirps happily
- >Jane shuffles uncomfortably beside you
- >"I don't think you'd wanna see that Izzy," she finally says
- >Isabelle looks at her in disbelief
- >"Jane, the three of us have had sex multiple times on and off camera. There is literally nothing embarrassing left to show me"
- >Your smile is back at that
- >The elevator comes back and you usher them both in through the doors
- >"Fine! But I'm not pole dancing for you!"
- >Isabelle looks a little sad, but she pulls out her patented puppy dog eyes
- >"Not even a little bit?"
- >She adds a quivering lip on top of her bright pink stare
- >"Hmm..."
- >Not waiting for an answer she puts on a lewd grin
- >"I would love to see what you can do with this body!"
- >She spanks Jane, earning a squeak of surprise from a very flustered kitty
- >Oooh, someone's getting bold
- >"FINE! But you're gonna pay for it later, and Anon here is gonna help me!"
- >"Nothing you can do to me that I won't like," said Isabelle with a tongue stuck out
- >It's Jane's turn to go lewd
- >"Oh, is that a challenge? Anon~ it looks like Isabelle's ass is yours later!"
- >That smug look of Isabelle's didn't last very long
- >Wha? My...? Do I have to?"
- >Jane nods, "if you want a pole dance you gotta give it up"
- >With a huff and a stomp of her footpaw, she then pulls out a pout
- >"FINE! But it better be an awesome pole dance!"
- >Looks like you're about to have a fun night
- >The elevator ride ends and Jane leads the two of you to a small room with a stage
- >"This is where I usually do private shows!" Jane says with flare
- >She follows up her grand opening with a climb to the stage, and pushes a small button with her footpaw
- >The room dims and a pole rises out of the floor
- >She's pretty quick to get on it, too
- >"I usually change and strip on this stage," she said mid spin
- >"But no touching~" she adds with her arms holding her up and legs spread
- >"Aww, no touching? That's a shame"
- >wat
- >"Who..?" you turn around and see some sort of large wolf anthro behind you
- >A big black with blue eyes and jeans
- >The popped collar on his polo shirt was especially impressive
- >"Hey, this is a private show buddy, get lost" you grunt
- >Instead of listening to you he struts into the room past you
- >"Aww come on now mate! You're just being selfish," he leans against a chair next to Isabelle
- >"You can't book two lovely ladies all for yourself!"
- >A black paw lands on Isabelle's pink hair covered shoulder
- >Her head tilted towards it from how he's clearly grabbed a handful
- >"I don't think you-"
- >"I'm Bingle," he cuts you off, "but you probably know me by my stagename: Peppercorn Starshake!" he adjusts his collar after a small mock bow
- >You didn't start this encounter with a lot of patience
- >And now, you immediately started agreeing with that little voice in your head
- >You clench your fists when Isabelle can't pry him off
- >"I don't give a fuck who you are, fuck off," you growl and take a step closer
- >"Aww, now don't be like that. How about this: we could tag team them!"
- >No fucking way, pal
- >"Though I get the tiddywolf here first"
- >His paws are on an incredibly distressed Isabelle's breasts
- >"KILL HIM," the voice roared over your lover's screaming your name
- >You don't even think twice
- >Your fist soon met the soft feeling of fur
- >Snapping bone and blood quickly follows it
- >And... oh? Oh look!
- >His brain jelly joined in on the fun
- >Where the left side of his face once stood your fist briefly occupies it
- >The entire left side of his skull caved in as his surprisingly lightweight body skidded across the floor
- >Oops, that was a fox
- >Spindly little fuckers aren't they?
- >You agreed, and turning to Isabelle you're quickly by her side
- >"You ok babe?" you ask
- >She doesn't hesitate leaping onto you with a kiss
- >"Ooo yeah Anon, I'm better than ok!" she's a little hysterical
- >"Jane! I'm done seeing where you work!"
- >She furiously nods at that
- >Jane makes her way off the stage and Isabelle pressed to your side
- >Making your way to the door you see Isabelle mistakenly looking back
- >A black footpaw twitched back
- >"OK, STREAM TIME" and she once again pulls you away
- >She looks frazzled, but her heavy panting and tight grip over you tells you otherwise
- >Oh yeah, that predatory sense of lovin acts of violence in their defense
- >Looks like you're gonna have a GREAT night
- Part VI : Vault Anon and Amana
- >Scavenging has been easy lately
- >Gun parts, screws, weapon mods, food
- >Even better with your mudermate Amana with you
- >Better in the sense that raiders don't fuck with a a huge deathclaw
- >One who has the hots for you, specifiaclly
- >Sure, you could'nt go into colonies at all without people gawking, and a laser or plasma bolt would fly our way
- >But people never tried to stiff you on prices now
- >Apparently they were under the impression that you were some kind of ultra amazing animal whisperer
- >You tell them that, but in reality that isn't a perk listed in the voodoo guide to your black magic pipboy
- >Speaking of, you're fiddling with it right now as the two of you walk through the wilds of Not Oregon
- >Amana stomped off a few minutes ago, following the smell of some Animal
- >Like you said - the food part was easy to come by
- >Without fail she would be dragging back some poor animal in half an hour or less
- >Free of charge, no caps needed
- >Only snuggles and hugs
- >One time she dragged another deathclaw to you
- >Thankfully in a less aggressive and much more eatable state, but you were of course a little reserved about eating what could potentially be her own brother
- >She kept bumping you with her muzzle when you tried to shy away, and only your hunger and her rock hard face got you to try it anyways
- >It was surprisingly good
- >After a quick meal of cooked unidentifiable meat chunks you are almost back home
- >It was a cellar built into the floor from a long long time ago, that you reinforced with your pipboy's Cthulhu magic
- >It's a veritable fortress similar to a raider camp, built to last and to weather the storms
- >Your locked front gate is wide open
- >Ok
- >How did they get past your turrets?
- >You swore they can run off bullets
- >Well, someone, or something was in there
- >With your combat rifle drawn you descend down the stairwell into your new intruded homme
- >You found it immediately
- >Digging through one of your weapon trunks was what appeared to be a, for lack of a better word, humanoid wolf
- >A black furred one if the lighting wasn't lying
- >You don't want to go near it since the poor thing could be a walking atom bomb
- >One that has his hands on your favorite modded .50cal rifle, that bastard
- >"Man, I've gotta show Chick these! This gear is awesome! I mean, just look at it!"
- >You charge your rifle to get it's attention
- CHIK CHAK
- >The radwolf thing turns around with your precious 50 still in its grubby paws
- >"Eh? A human? Not what I expected but this place is neat!"
- >He points it haphazardly at you
- >"I found it first, so get lost!"
- >Great, it's retarded
- >His bright blue eyes focus on you and your rifle, to which you raise it up in response
- >"This is my home. Get lost before I shoot you"
- >One more load for luck
- >"Or worse"
- >"Yeah, right - my gun's bigger dude! So get lost before I perforate you!"
- >You shake your head at him
- >"Trust me, you're gonna want to drop that"
- >He raises it even more, and without warning he pulls the trigger
- *click*
- >"Rule number 1: Never store a loaded weapon"
- >He stands there staring at you
- >Completely bamboozled
- >It was about to get better from the vibrations in the ground that you start to feel
- >You smile, take a step three feet to the left, and bow
- >Amana tears past you with a roar
- >"HOLY SHI-"
- >Well, that happened
- >The radwolf is nothing more than a pile of fur and bone that Amana is happily tearing into
- >You stroll over calmly and lay a hand on her side
- >Looking closer you give a whistle
- >"That's some good fur! Hey, Amana, let me have that real quick so I can get the pelt"
- >You make a reach for it, and lose both it and the side you were leaning against
- >"HEY! Gimme!"
- >The pile of muscle and death just starts chewing faster and scoots away
- >Dammit, she does this when she eats something she shouldn't be
- >You stop, wiggle your fingers, and pop your neck to get the kinks out
- >Time to use the secret weapon
- >You leap, and grab onto her scaled back
- >As expected she starts to get up, but with your mighty powers you freeze her in place
- >Your fingers have found the side of her neck, and they're gently scratching away
- >Her eyes close almost immediately, and you feel and hear a soft purring start
- >You continue giving scritches while you cautiously reach over, closer and closer
- >Just gotta add the icing on this cake with a long drawn out scratch down the top of her muzzle
- >Aaaannnd...
- >"HEY!" she parrots at you
- >You look over the body you are now holding
- >Too many holes in the hide to even make a napkin
- >Your mind wanders to the legion and their helmets
- >What where they called?
- >'Vexillarius helmets!' your demonic wristband says
- >Yeah, that'l do
- >You make short work of the removing the tattered pelt from the toy you quickly give back to Amana
- >No good can come of making your 8 foot murder monster wife angry
- >Or how easily bypassed your defenses were
- >You got a cool hat out of it though
- Part VII: ComfyAnon and Raquel
- >It's a lovely morning as you and Raquel hike slowly up the infamous 'stairway to heaven' in Oahu
- >Sure, it IS technically illegal to go up them now, but that didn't stop the droves of people who did it anyway
- >You're pretty sure that the police don't even bother to stop people anymore, just because so many of them still want to climb it
- >Still... better safe than sorry in this case
- >You and Raquel had woken up at 4AM and started up the side of the mountain
- >While at times the stairs were steep, Raquel took the challenge in stride using her single arm to pull herself along with amazing strength and dexterity
- >She happily hummed along knowing you were right there behind her, and ready to catch her should the worst happen
- >It's a few hours into this stressful, peaceful hike, and the sun is just now starting to rise
- >The view over the island and sea is breathtaking, second only to the moon you've been staring at up the mountain
- >"Come on Anon! We're almost at the top!"
- >Your smile was as big as the sunrise, probably, and you hurry up after her
- >It's only about 4,000nd more steps and you are in pretty good shape to do it
- >The cool mountain air swirling past you certainly helped
- >Yeah, this vacation was just what you and Raquel needed
- >"Oh my god look at the view!" your maned wolfess happily calls to you
- >No kidding
- >You could see it all
- >Honolulu, Hanauma Bay, Diamond Head and the jungle all around
- >All breathtaking
- >But Raquel's smiling joyous face could definitely kill you on the spot
- >Not to be outdone, not with how much effort it took to craft that smile of hers, you beam back
- >You didn't do it for praise or anything like that, you did it because it was the right thing to do
- >And in the end, the effort was worth it
- >Your thoughts are broken by the sound of struggled panting
- >That's not Raquel is it?
- >You look towards Raquel ready to catch her passed out form
- >...She must of had the same idea with how her arm is stretched out to you
- >Both of you had equally confused looks, but her's even more so while she looked over your shoulder
- >The source of the sound reveals itself when you too turn around
- >"Why would anyone do this for fun? This is torture," gasps a panting black fox, quite literally crawling up the stairs
- >Reaching the top he lamely claws at the ground before finally rolling to his side
- >You can see why he struggled so much
- >He has a full rucksack on and enough supplies to go camping for a few days
- >Was he planning on sleeping here?
- >Well, now that you think about it, this would make for a lovely camping spot
- >You walk over and help the struggling fox to his feet
- >"Hey there man, you going camping up here or something?"
- >He keeps panting, and only manages to drown it out with a quick drink from a water bottle
- >"Huh? Camping? No this is just a hike!" he took a moment to chug it down, "You gotta take a rucksack on a hike anywhere! In case you get lost, or something"
- >You look back at Raquel who only gives a half shrug
- >Getting lost here is basically impossible, the city below is in full view
- >Someone would have to be a special brand of retarded to have something like that happen
- >You dismiss that line of thinking and try to strike up a conversation
- >With it being a vacation and all you're probably never gonna see this guy again
- >Might as well
- >You offer your hand to the fox and he takes it with a firm shake
- >"I'm Anon and this is Raquel," you begin
- >He puts on a winded grin and looks at Raquel
- >"My name's Bingle," he says after catching his breath
- >Raquel makes her way to a rock nearby and sits down on it, giving a polite wave at the mention of her name
- >The two of you also make your way to rocks, and he takes off his pack while your unburdened self sits next to your fuzzy wife
- >He's looking at you and then back to Raquel with a puzzled look on his muzzle
- >"If I'm not mistaken you're a maned wolf right?" he said with a snap of his fingers
- >Raquel and yourself put on your best 'mildly surprised' smiles
- >It's not every day that someone didn't assume her to be a very lanky fox, so when someone gets it right it tends to make her day
- >"Why, yes I am! I'm impressed you were able to tell"
- >He nods with his hand cupping his chin, deep in thought or deeply proud of his intellect
- >"Is it true your piss smells like dank kush?"
- >Ah, so it's neither
- >As expected, you both went from mildly surprised to horribly shocked
- >You just don't ask a lovingly taken, not for sale lady that
- >"Uh... yeahitdoes," she squeaks
- >He laughs at that
- >"That's a pretty cool fetish you could fill right there! Dank kush watersports"
- >...Wel-
- >"Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA," you frown, "that's a little uncalled for!"
- >He just looks at you in disbelief, that's very hard to see behind another drained waterbottle
- >Finishing it, he zips to Raquel's side and places a padded hand on her shoulder
- >"No, no it is called for," you ignore the fact he's touching your wife for how interesting his story better damn well be
- >"See, I'm a pornstar and"
- >Alright! No more touching!
- >The both of said, with Raquel being extra forceful in pushing him off
- >"Wha? No man, I'm always trying to find new fetishes to cater to"
- >He's looking Raquel up and down earnestly
- >You stand, and the only thing stopping you from heating up is a warm paw grabbing on to you
- >She's just as bothered as you, but even then she didn't want to cause a scene
- >Atop a mountain with only three people, no less
- >"And she's an amputee!" he whistles, "She's like a mixed bag of fetishes, all bundled up into one!"
- >You open your mouth, and promptly get cutoff by the fox
- >"-a few greenscreen socks and we can do the whole 'lovepillow' deal too! How 'bout we get off this mountain and make a film"
- >He walks up to Raquel
- >"You and me, what'dya say?"
- >He holds his paw out to her with bright blue eyes glinting happily that you simply can't see through the red haze
- >Your scowling goes ignored as well
- >It took you hours to get up here and this jerkwad was ruining it
- >He loosely grabs behind him to his backpack and pulls out a camera
- >Holding it in front of him he then looks back to you
- >"Hubby here has to film though," he must of thought he was smooth
- >Not smooth enough to slip out of your tackle
- >"Time for you to go Bingle"
- >With a loud gasp behind you, you now have an incredibly confused fox pinned to the ground
- >"Now listen here you little shit," you seethe through clenched teeth
- >Bingle's muzzle is making a lot of funny faces back at you
- >"My wife and I were having a wonderful vacation before you somehow managed to sour the day with in just a few minutes"
- >He must have used some high end softener with how silky his neck fur felt between your hands
- >You feel a light tapping on the side of your arm
- >You weren't expecting the thing causing it was his own trying to get you to stop
- >...
- >That better be his fucking wallet or keys in his front pockets
- >You drop his throat, which in turn drops his head right onto the dirt floor
- >What kind of weird shit does he do anyways
- >He coughs and gags a bit on the floor, and soon gets up as well
- >You and Raquel watch him slowly compose himself again
- >"Alright!" *wheeze* "ok, fine" *cough* "I get it!" he sputters out
- >You think he gets it
- >He digs in his pockets and pulls out a card, handing it to you
- >On it is the wolf in a much more, 'sparkly' outfit with a phone number written on it
- >"With a grip like that you could make it even better"
- >Are you serious
- >"No," you tear apart the card, but put the pieces away in one of your pockets
- >Don't want to litter, after all
- >He puts his hands up to his side, and rolls his eyes walking backwards
- >He get's to his stuff, and starts picking up the things he's left around
- >"It's like he doesn't even want to watch me bang his girl," he quietly says to himself
- >He didn't get it
- >You don't even realize what you're doing as you seize the fox and hurl him from the cliff
- >His screams cut through the air as he ragdolls down the rockface
- >Another of Raquel's gasps brings you back
- >She has a paw over her mouth and looking at you, wide eyed
- >You kick at the dirt
- >"Eh, sorry babe - did I get carried away?" you say, scratching at the back of your head
- >She leaps onto you with a half-hug
- >"I've just never seen you angry like that before"
- >Her quick kiss betrays her shaking
- >You don't remember spilling water on your pants
- >"Let's just enjoy this view!" she's off of you in a flash, and reaches into her own backpack
- >Pulling out a few boxes she giddily holds them out to you
- >"I made sammiches!" she adds a wiggle to each one
- >You lost it, laughing at the absurdity of what just happened
- >It reminds you of something important however
- >You grab the fox's rucksack, and toss it over the cliff
- >You're somewhat sure it's the same spot he flew over
- >Oh well, you did your best
- >Don't want him getting lost
- Part VIII: The Incubus and Devaki
- >A cup of coffee sits on a table, unmoving, unchanging, and full of joe
- >No matter what goes on in the background, this simple fact doesn't change
- >And no matter how hard the lightning blue veins pulse in your arms, this appears to be it's purpose in the universe
- >The force is definitely against you
- >Ever since you pulled Devaki out of her prison, you've been trying to see the extent of your new found strength and abilities
- >You've tried hydrokinesis, pyrokinesis, geokinesis, aerokinesis, a quick stint at mind reading, and regular old kinesis
- >The only thing you've managed so far was to fart out a few balls of light that would spark out after an hour or so
- >The past thirty minutes were spent on getting this cup of coffee to float at you
- >"Practice more, we will guide you," your demoness calls from the couch, comfortable in her favorite pink sweater and not at all struggling at magic
- >"I'm not even sure what I can do though, or how can I practice"
- >She grins, showing off all her wolflike teeth with her head cocked to the side
- >"You have all eternity to learn"
- >Great, she's being like fucking yoda
- >You sigh, and reach out for the coffee mug with the thought of going to work tomorrow weighing you down
- >Work at a place where all of your co-workers are somewhat scared of you now
- >You can't exactly blame them, if you put yourself in their shoes their fear made sense
- >Random co-worker shows up with a fiery blue wolf demon and glowing blue eyes would be terrifying
- >Despite that, when you grasp at the mug it... shimmers, for lack of a better word
- >And it slips through your fingers
- >"Dammit!" you make a dive for the cup, only to realize you were still holding it with bean juice now thrown on your table
- >"Yeah, ok, sure," you grit your teeth and pick yourself up
- >You also spend an unhealthy amount of time staring at the exact replica of the mug you're holding
- >there is literally an exact copy of the mug on the table
- >Wut
- >"Wat," you still stare, mug in hand and a massive stain slowly forming next to you
- >"What did you do Anon?" Devaki is standing above you and peering down at the mug
- >"We have not seen this type of thing before," her three blazing blue eyes are shifting from mug to mug
- >This time, you reach with both hands and make a grab at them
- >They're both solid
- >Huh, that's pretty neat
- >To your surprise there is still a bit of coffee left in your mug, and you take a sip of it
- >It's delicious, because your awesome with a keurig
- >You take a sip from the other one
- >Huh, that's pretty aweful
- >You retch and spit out the mixture, that was a delicious blend of ash, ass, and some kind of dewy lemon-lime soda
- >The smell of sulfur really adds to it, too
- >You remedy this with placing both mugs down and rushing to the kitchen to wash the taste out of your mouth
- >"Anon it is fading," you hear Devaki call out
- >Your mouth cleansed, and on a mission to raid the fridge, you take a quick peak from the side to see that the second mug is in fact, crumbling away
- >Like a structure made of soot it crumbles into nothing until there's no sign of it left
- >"We think if you were concentrating on it, the mug would have lasted longer"
- >You walk back over to the table, the mess, and the doggo
- >"So I can make temporary clones of things? I wonder if I can do that with living things"
- >You're pulled into a furry hug with her muzzle to your ear
- >"That would make our time together at night much more interesting"
- >Her long tongue runs down your face, leaving a slight tingling trail wherever it touches
- >You would be grossed out buy you're used to her licking affection
- >So instead of reeling back you give her a delicate kiss on her nose
- >She has a weakness for affection, you learned
- >Guess demons don't really get to experience it all that often
- >She starts letting out a low gravely purr that you wouldn't expect from a wolf like demon
- >But again, demon, and you yourself could pose as a third rate blue man group stand-in
- >The only noise you did expect is her occasional roaring
- >100% guaranteed when they climax tho
- >Her gravely purr grows even louder when you wrap an arm around her waist and pull her closer to you
- >No small feat considering she is at least 2 feet taller than you
- >It doesn't stop you from pulling her along to the couch, and the two of you begin a super intense cuddle
- >A knock at the door stops you from diving on in
- >You sit up, look around and glance out the living room window
- >You hear another knock
- >It's coming from the closet door
- >"What?" you both say, Devaki looks just as confused as you
- >"the fuck," you finish
- >With a quick walk to your closet door, you prepare to cast fist at whoever was in it
- >Opening the door, you find a black furred wolf Anthro
- >Or a fox, you guess
- >Neither of which are important as furries are now a thing too, apparently
- >You get a glimpse at his crystalline blue eyes, and you relax your raised fist
- >"Is he one of yours?" you say over your shoulder
- >"We do not know this one," you get back
- >You turn to him again, "Who are you and why are you in my closet?"
- >Whatever brief confusion he had, it was quickly replaced with fury
- >"Your closet?! Where the fuck did that fucking skunk send me this time?" he rants, shoving you out of the way and stepping into your apartment
- >He looks around, raises an eyebrow at the wolf on fire, and spots a mug that he soon swipes, and downs what ever was left
- >Aw man, that was the good stuff too
- >Confused, he flips it over, mumbles to himself and sets it back down on the table
- >Swearing gets involved when his fur acts like a rag for the spill
- >"Ok, well, I think you should go," you move towards him
- >Ignoring you, he instead plops down on your couch
- >"Nah," he says, wiping an arm on your couch, "not until Zig pulls me out of wherever the hell I am"
- >You're rather surprised he isn't freaking out about Devaki, you, or the fact that he totally trashed your couch
- >It doesn't halt your rapidly rising annoyance, which in turn Devaki seems to share
- >"We do not want your presence here. Your life force is insufficient and too tainted for us to consume," she gets a little brighter and flamey with each word she says
- >"You. Are. Worthless to us," you aren't sure if the living black rug could bunch up any smaller than that
- >"Anon," you snap to attention
- >"Yesm?"
- >"Rid us of this insufferable nuisance"
- >You give a curt nod, and with a stiff upper lip you march to the couch
- >You have no mercy for this dog that interrupted your cuddle session, and now you're off the leash
- >Grabbing him by the scruff of his neck you drag him to the large bedroom mirror with Devaki daintily following
- >You aren't as gentle when you slam him into the glass, with your grip on his neck choking all words he might say
- >"Reach deep, through reality, through the illusions of life and death," she begins to chant
- >"And force him into that abyss," she's pretty blunt about it
- >You shove the wolf through the mirror into the realm you pulled Devaki from
- >You also left him a surprise
- >The wolf quickly gets up and dusts himself off while he looks around the empty void
- >His eyes finally fall on the exact copy of himself
- >"Who are you?"
- >"I'm you but stronger!"
- >And with that the copy pounces on the wolf thing
- >Devaki is sitting on the bed, and snuggle in beside her
- >"Man, cable's gotten violent lately"
- >The clone is tearing at the other, who's own fists flail back
- >"Indeed"
- >It's just like wrestling, but free, real, and with no Vince McMahon
- >It also doesn't matter who "wins" the fight between them
- >For you now have entertainment for the evening
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