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[6:52 PM] NotButter: and you get 10 points if you survive
[6:52 PM] Lem: can he like
[6:52 PM] Lem: drop nails on you
[6:52 PM] NotButter: nails only hold stuff together
[6:52 PM] NotButter: but you have cannons
[6:52 PM] NotButter: and i fyou put a box down then shoot a cannon
[6:52 PM] NotButter: it pushes the box and peopl get pushed off the edge
[6:53 PM] NotButter: cause if you got skills you can jump over cannon
[6:53 PM] NotButter: quicktips with butter
[6:53 PM] Lem: i thought you were
[6:53 PM] NotButter: thinkfreedom
[6:53 PM] Lem: feverchild
[6:54 PM] NotButter: yeah
[6:54 PM] Lem: #freeDom2018
[6:54 PM] NotButter: no
[6:55 PM] Lem: what the fuck is a meter maid
[6:56 PM] Lem:

[6:56 PM] Lem: clicking on the wikipedia link
[6:56 PM] Lem: doesn't even have that article
[6:56 PM] Lem: what calling card
[6:56 PM] Lem: did they just pay off the parking fee
[6:56 PM] Lem: and let you know that
[6:56 PM] Lem: i don't get it
[6:56 PM] NotButter: yes
[6:57 PM] NotButter: its called being nice
[6:57 PM] Lem: i doubt
[6:57 PM] NotButter: its illegal now
[6:57 PM] NotButter: im prettys ure
[6:57 PM] Lem:

[6:57 PM] NotButter: hmm
[6:58 PM] Lem: okay
[6:58 PM] Lem: i get it
[6:58 PM] Lem: just bad search engine optimisation
[6:58 PM] Lem: a normal meter maid is just a parking warden
[6:58 PM] Lem: but the female version
[6:58 PM] Lem: now there's a place called
[6:58 PM] Lem: surfers paradise
[6:58 PM] Lem: and they have special meter maids
[6:58 PM] Lem: where instead of giving you parking tickets
[6:59 PM] Lem: their job is to renew your parking
[6:59 PM] Lem:

[6:59 PM] NotButter: pretty neat
[7:00 PM] NotButter: [•] You have played for 48 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes and 17 seconds.
[7:00 PM] Lem:

[7:01 PM] NotButter: :thinking:
[7:01 PM] Lem: i did not know you played transformice that much
[7:01 PM] NotButter: Registration date : 16/04/2013
[7:01 PM] NotButter: aaa
[7:01 PM] NotButter: Soul mate : Zacup
[7:01 PM] NotButter: oh man last online like 2015
[7:01 PM] Lem: was he in any of the screenshots
[7:01 PM] Lem: or she
[7:01 PM] NotButter: probably not
[7:01 PM] Lem: sounds like a guy name though
[7:02 PM] Lem: were they in any of the screenshots
[7:02 PM] Lem: i mean you already answered but
[7:02 PM] Lem: there
[7:02 PM] NotButter: adont think so
[7:02 PM] NotButter: man i sitll remember how we met
[7:03 PM] NotButter: i gort better memories form tfm
[7:03 PM] NotButter: than school
[7:03 PM] Lem: i know that feeling but
[7:03 PM] Lem: how did you meet
[7:03 PM] NotButter: oh righyt
[7:03 PM] NotButter: ok so items you can get a max of 80 of each
[7:03 PM] NotButter: anyway i wanted 80 of each
[7:04 PM] NotButter: so i'd gift him a color
[7:04 PM] NotButter: like a fur
[7:04 PM] NotButter: for his mouse if he traded me tiems
[7:04 PM] NotButter: brb event
[7:07 PM] NotButter: ok im back
[7:07 PM] NotButter: anyway that was the whole story
[7:07 PM] NotButter: you cant just directly trade those things though
[7:07 PM] NotButter: so you have to place trust in them
[7:07 PM] Lem: i don't quite get it
[7:08 PM] Lem: but i guess it's nice
[7:08 PM] Lem: what happened
[7:08 PM] Lem: you haven't spoken since 2015
[7:08 PM] NotButter: stoped playing
[7:08 PM] NotButter: i did
[7:08 PM] NotButter: then when i started again he wasnt there
[7:08 PM] NotButter: i saw him once
[7:08 PM] Lem: wanna hear a sick origin story
[7:09 PM] Lem: doesn't matter because i'm saying it anyway now
[7:09 PM] NotButter: yess
[7:09 PM] Lem: so like this guy
[7:09 PM] Lem:

[7:09 PM] Lem: still talk to him super often
[7:09 PM] NotButter: thats me
[7:09 PM] Lem: 2nd guy
[7:09 PM] Lem: basically
[7:09 PM] Lem: in year 6
[7:10 PM] Lem: i remember watching people totalbiscuit and jesse cox play terraria
[7:10 PM] Lem: and i thought it was the sickest game ever
[7:10 PM] Lem: so i pirate the game and i play it for a bit
[7:10 PM] Lem: but it's meh
[7:10 PM] Lem: so i join
[7:10 PM] Lem: hmm wait lemme think
[7:11 PM] Lem: i'm thinking what group it was i joined
[7:11 PM] Lem: oh
[7:11 PM] Lem: https://puu.sh/zpRl7/a3de2ac097.png

[7:11 PM] Lem: probably just terraria
[7:11 PM] Lem: on steam
[7:11 PM] Lem: and they were having a contest called
[7:11 PM] Lem: gun game tournament
[7:11 PM] Lem: where you get different terraria guns and you pvp
[7:12 PM] Lem: and you had like what 12 teams
[7:12 PM] Lem: and the winners get like £50 or something
[7:12 PM] Lem: so in the comments you either say your teams or you try and make one
[7:12 PM] Lem: and you need 4 people
[7:12 PM] Lem: so i just see three other guys
[7:12 PM] Lem: there was
[7:12 PM] Lem: corex
[7:12 PM] Lem: makir
[7:12 PM] Lem: sevbii
[7:12 PM] Lem: so i was like
[7:13 PM] Lem: hey corex makir sevbii, team?
[7:13 PM] Lem: and then like a day later we're entered into the team
[7:13 PM] Lem: and then i'm like sick
[7:13 PM] Lem: but i don't know what to do because i'm like twelve
[7:13 PM] Lem: so we get into a server in terraria
[7:13 PM] Lem: and corex doesn't really do anything
[7:14 PM] Lem: and fucks off later on
[7:14 PM] Lem: i still have him in my friends but i have never spoken to him
[7:14 PM] Lem: so then sevbii is like
[7:14 PM] Lem: hey lemmy come talk on skype
[7:14 PM] Lem: and i'm twelve so i'm like
[7:14 PM] Lem: nah i don't have a mic
[7:14 PM] Lem: even though i had a laptop i didn't want to you know
[7:14 PM] Lem: be twelve
[7:15 PM] Lem: but he was like it's fine me and makir talk on text
[7:15 PM] Lem: and i'm like sick
[7:15 PM] Lem: so he invites me to this skype group
[7:15 PM] Lem: it has 4 people
[7:15 PM] Lem: him and makir
[7:15 PM] Lem: who knew each other for a while before
[7:15 PM] Lem: then there's owenhal and eragon (?)
[7:15 PM] Lem: not sure if he was in the group at the time but he was around
[7:16 PM] Lem: so in the end
[7:16 PM] Lem: the gun game tournament gets cancelled
[7:16 PM] Lem: but we still go on terraria the whole summer
[7:16 PM] Lem: and play the game
[7:16 PM] Lem: then i find out
[7:16 PM] Lem: that sevbii is my age
[7:16 PM] Lem: and makir is a year older(edited)
[7:16 PM] Lem: and owenhal is like 2 years younger
[7:17 PM] Lem: and i'm like
[7:17 PM] Lem: wth that's sick
[7:17 PM] Lem: because i thought everyone on the internet was at least like 16
[7:17 PM] Lem: so we just do whatever
[7:17 PM] Lem: be twelve year olds
[7:17 PM] Lem: unironically use XD
[7:17 PM] Lem: stuff like that
[7:17 PM] Lem: then like a year later or so
[7:17 PM] Lem: yh 2013
[7:18 PM] Lem: i'm like hey sev i found out about this sick game called league of legends
[7:18 PM] Lem: and he's like
[7:18 PM] NotButter: oh dear
[7:18 PM] Lem: yeah boi that game is sick
[7:18 PM] Lem: i've been playing it for like 3 years
[7:18 PM] Lem: and i'm like wth
[7:18 PM] Lem: so he's like
[7:18 PM] Lem: make an account on the NA servers
[7:18 PM] Lem: actually is this still interesting
[7:18 PM] Lem: because this is a recap of half a decade
[7:18 PM] NotButter: i dont mind
[7:18 PM] Lem: okay
[7:18 PM] Lem: your words(edited)
[7:19 PM] Lem: so i make an account on the NA server
[7:19 PM] Lem: and you know how ping is a thing
[7:19 PM] Lem: on EUW i would have 20 ping
[7:19 PM] Lem: but on NA i have like 180
[7:19 PM] Lem: so the delay is really bad
[7:19 PM] Lem: he made his account on NA
[7:19 PM] Lem: because when he started playing there was only the NA server
[7:19 PM] Lem: and you have to pay to get a transfer
[7:20 PM] Lem: but i don't mind the 180 ping
[7:20 PM] Lem: because i'm 13 and i'm trash at the game
[7:20 PM] Lem: he was in
[7:20 PM] Lem: silver 5 at the time
[7:20 PM] Lem: and i thought he was like a god at the game
[7:20 PM] Lem: so i get to like
[7:20 PM] Lem: level 27
[7:20 PM] Lem: out of 30
[7:20 PM] Lem: and then you can start playing ranked
[7:20 PM] Lem: and then at school
[7:20 PM] Lem: this guy called
[7:20 PM] Lem: martin is like
[7:21 PM] Lem: hey matej
[7:21 PM] Lem: you ever heard of league of legends
[7:21 PM] Lem: and i'm like
[7:21 PM] Lem: WOA dude
[7:21 PM] Lem: that game is sick
[7:21 PM] Lem: so i tell him
[7:21 PM] Lem: to make an account on NA as well
[7:21 PM] Lem: and for like the next year or so
[7:21 PM] Lem: we play the game for ages
[7:21 PM] Lem: in like Bonze 4 / 5
[7:21 PM] Lem: which is literally like
[7:22 PM] Lem: as bad as you can get in the game
[7:22 PM] Lem: with josh also sometimes playing
[7:22 PM] Lem: oh i skipped an arc
[7:22 PM] Lem: yeah this is when we get eragon
[7:22 PM] Lem: because sev has been on the internet talking to strangers
[7:22 PM] Lem: for longer than i have
[7:22 PM] Lem: he was in a counter strike 2D clan
[7:23 PM] Lem: and he's like
[7:23 PM] Lem: yh i'll invite you to it
[7:23 PM] Lem: and it was like a dead clan
[7:23 PM] Lem: but it was pretty cool
[7:23 PM] Lem: there were cool stories
[7:23 PM] Lem: like this guy called
[7:23 PM] Lem: fx_freekills
[7:23 PM] Lem: was really toxic
[7:23 PM] Lem: and everyone hated him
[7:24 PM] Lem: so they decided to kick him
[7:24 PM] Lem: but then they found out that he had a cousin who also played the game
[7:24 PM] Lem: called sak0n
[7:24 PM] Lem: and they got him in the clan and thought he was cool as shit
[7:24 PM] Lem: but then like after a year
[7:24 PM] Lem: they found out that it was the same guy
[7:25 PM] Lem: so from this place we get eragon who's like our age
[7:25 PM] Lem: and we play some other video games with him also
[7:25 PM] Lem: then
[7:25 PM] Lem: we play league for a while
[7:25 PM] Lem: and sev also knows a guy called nick
[7:25 PM] Lem: and nick is like 2 years older but
[7:25 PM] Lem: he's cool
[7:25 PM] Lem: ooh i forgot
[7:25 PM] Lem: that at this point everyone was speaking in mics
[7:26 PM] Lem: but i still wasn't because i was 13 or so
[7:26 PM] Lem: so the group of friends was like expanding
[7:26 PM] Lem: we find more people
[7:26 PM] Lem: like
[7:26 PM] Lem: nick knows some people
[7:26 PM] Lem: and then we find some random cool guy in a league game
[7:27 PM] Lem: and so after that we have like 10 people
[7:27 PM] Lem: who play league and other games sometimes
[7:27 PM] Lem: i'll end it there
[7:27 PM] Lem: because it's not all that interesting anymore
[7:27 PM] NotButter: wait
[7:28 PM] NotButter: did you ever get better at lol
[7:28 PM] Lem: oh
[7:28 PM] Lem: yeah so at some point
[7:28 PM] Lem: sevbii is like
[7:28 PM] Lem: hey guys i have friends who play league
[7:28 PM] Lem: but they play it on euw
[7:28 PM] Lem: we should transfer
[7:28 PM] Lem: OH
[7:28 PM] Lem: wow
[7:28 PM] Lem: we actually had
[7:28 PM] Lem: cool guys we played leageu with on NA servers
[7:28 PM] Lem: but they didn't transfer
[7:28 PM] Lem: and timezones and all that
[7:28 PM] Lem: so over time we never really spoke to them
[7:28 PM] Lem: rip
[7:29 PM] Lem: but yeah we got super mad at sev for making us make our accounts on NA
[7:29 PM] Lem: and we transferred our accounts
[7:29 PM] Lem: and then sev immediately got to like gold
[7:29 PM] Lem: and then to like plat at some point
[7:29 PM] Lem: and then i got gold eventually
[7:29 PM] Lem: and martin got to like plat
[7:29 PM] Lem: oh plat as in platinum
[7:30 PM] Lem: it went
[7:30 PM] Lem: bronze/silver/gold/platinum/diamond/challenger
[7:30 PM] Lem: and challenger only had 50 people in it
[7:30 PM] Lem: so then we got better at the game
[7:30 PM] Lem: i got to like platinum one when i was no-lifing the game
[7:30 PM] Lem: sev got to like diamond 5
[7:31 PM] Lem: later on
[7:31 PM] Lem: since challenger is only 50 people
[7:31 PM] Lem: they introduced a division called master
[7:31 PM] Lem: which was between diamond and challenger
[7:31 PM] Lem: and martin got into there for a while
[7:31 PM] Lem: but it's really brutal since you play with like lower rated pros
[7:31 PM] Lem: and you lose more points in a loss than you gain in a win
[7:32 PM] Lem: so a 50/50 win rate won't keep you in it
[7:32 PM] Lem: so he fell out of it
[7:32 PM] Lem: at least that's what he says
[7:32 PM] Lem: for all i know he can just be crap so he can't stay in it
[7:32 PM] Lem: oh
[7:32 PM] Lem: and josh got to like silver(edited)
[7:32 PM] Lem: but he didn't play the game as much as we did after
[7:33 PM] NotButter: do you play anymore
[7:34 PM] Lem:

[7:34 PM] Lem: i played 10 ranked games since like november
[7:35 PM] NotButter: ):
[7:35 PM] Lem: sometimes we get together to play unranked games as a 5
[7:35 PM] Lem: but that's more about just like
[7:35 PM] Lem: hanging out
[7:35 PM] Lem: and we don't really do that much anymore
[7:35 PM] Lem: since we can never get 5 people
[7:36 PM] Lem: in theory
[7:36 PM] Lem: https://puu.sh/zpSlo/120251735b.png

[7:36 PM] Lem: there's 4 people in a call right now
[7:36 PM] Lem: if i asked maybe we could play
[7:38 PM] Lem: they don't want to play :(
[7:38 PM] Lem: fuck sake though