We Miss Mooty

We Miss Mooty

Based on: Hot Patootie - Rocky Horror Show
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxyyoh1Zsa4

[Note: This is part of a larger thing, but could be sung on its own]

Virgin:
Whatever happened to this website?
When we were having fun it was alright
A few years ago it seemed the future was bright
But then moot left and it started to decline
Suddenly there’s a new boss called Hiro
And then it became clear that we just didn’t know
What he would do and how the site would go
And then adverts appeared and it seemed to be a sign

We miss Mooty
Fuck Hiro
This is not the site I know
Etc.

And election time really seemed to take its toll
Even vidya threads would quickly turn to /pol/
I guess I should accept it was inevitable
It wasn’t about vidya games that everybody raged
And janitors now threads at random delete
Unless the thread starts with a screencapped tweet
I kinda miss the days back when I was a neet
And the terrible threads they’d get aggressively saged

We miss Mooty
Fuck Hiro
This is not the site I know
Etc.

Oldfag:
Fucking incels!
[The virgin screams as the oldfag beats him to death, followed by applause]