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  1. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qquXR/120c11cd6e.png
  2. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qr6P9/ba4959deda.png
  3. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qq6F5/4424b7fbb1.png
  4. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qsdXG/7291367d1e.png
  5. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qVNKZ/2f57a0190a.png
  6. acoptch: https://puu.sh/qsYOx/4fa5003ee6.png
  7. Arkanovi: did you have to waterboard him to get this info out
  8. [3:22:52 PM] akm: i think you should know this
  9. [3:23:10 PM] akm: halfway through he tried to make me do some stupid fuckin' shit like be obligated to him to not like
  10. [3:23:23 PM] akm: ~internet date~ people if i didn't date him
  11. [3:23:28 PM] akm: so every single email i sent him after that
  12. [3:23:34 PM] akm: was just made up bullshit
  13. [3:23:45 PM] akm: you know the shit with me stabbing myself if he showed you that
  14. [3:23:48 PM] akm: that was a fucking cat scratch
  15. [3:23:49 PM] akm: LOL
  16. [3:24:06 PM] amicus: yeah he told arkan he knew you were bullshitting and being dramatic
  17. [3:24:11 PM] amicus: you should've used jelly or something on it
  18. [3:24:18 PM] akm: i was just shitposting
  19. [3:24:19 PM] akm: HARD
  20. [3:24:32 PM] akm: has face showed you
  21. [3:24:34 PM] akm: his OWN emails
  22. [3:24:36 PM] amicus: well your shitposting has supplied us meme rations for years
  23. [3:24:39 PM] amicus: no
  24. [3:24:41 PM] akm: thank you
  25. acoptch: [3:24:46 PM] akm: i'm proud that it went far
  26. [3:25:04 PM] akm: oh yeah
  27. [3:25:05 PM] akm: you should know
  28. [3:25:08 PM] akm: he blocked me
  29. [3:25:09 PM] akm: second you added me
  30. [3:25:19 PM] amicus: did he not already have you blocked
  31. [3:25:22 PM] akm: nope
  32. [3:25:34 PM] amicus: he already has some new boyfriend
  33. [3:25:36 PM] akm: to he honest i forgot he existed
  34. [3:25:38 PM] akm: be honest*
  35. [3:25:39 PM] amicus: this entire thing gives me a headache
  36. [3:25:52 PM] akm: like i'll be completely honest here
  37. [3:26:08 PM] akm: i am completely understanding that you can do some weird fucking shit in a relationship to please your partner
  38. [3:26:14 PM] akm: that's why this isn't affecting me as much
  39. [3:26:54 PM] akm: you make mistakes
  40. [3:26:57 PM] akm: you learn to owe up to them
  41. [3:27:01 PM] akm: face was one of them
  42. [3:27:05 PM] amicus: is that picture of him actually his face
  43. [3:27:11 PM] akm: no
  44. [3:27:12 PM] akm: not at all
  45. [3:27:18 PM] amicus: yeah we figured
  46. [3:27:19 PM] akm: but
  47. [3:27:20 PM] akm: the thing is
  48. [3:27:25 PM] akm: it matches his description
  49. [3:27:35 PM] amicus: do you actually not even have his face
  50. [3:27:44 PM] akm: no
  51. [3:27:46 PM] akm: he doesn't have mine either
  52. acoptch: [3:27:47 PM] amicus: he battered you like a sack doll and you didn't even get his face
  53. [3:27:47 PM] akm: no one does
  54. [3:27:53 PM] amicus: he has your dick apparently
  55. [3:27:55 PM] akm: there's not even any information of me on the internet
  56. [3:27:56 PM] akm: oh yeah
  57. [3:27:57 PM] akm: he has my dick
  58. [3:28:00 PM] akm: and it's big
  59. [3:28:02 PM] akm: i have nothing to be ashamed about
  60. Arkanovi: looks like we agree on one thing
  61. acoptch: [3:28:44 PM] akm: going into arkan's comments and commenting
  62. [3:28:53 PM] akm: 'cat ears man here, requesting an invite to that fucking group'
  63. [3:29:04 PM] amicus: he's the one who sent me
  64. [3:29:04 PM] akm: face seems to think taht there's
  65. [3:29:07 PM] akm: 10 erpers in my friends list
  66. [3:29:09 PM] akm: there's not
  67. [3:29:11 PM] akm: there's fucking one
  68. [3:29:19 PM] akm: completely serious
  69. [3:29:20 PM] amicus: is cebruz your key holder or whatever they call them
  70. [3:29:21 PM] akm: there is only one
  71. [3:29:24 PM] akm: no
  72. [3:29:27 PM] akm: i just saw him posting on 4chan
  73. [3:29:29 PM] akm: so i went to his profile
  74. [3:29:32 PM] akm: said nigger on his comments
  75. [3:29:37 PM] amicus: face got all autistic about it and argued with cebruz
  76. [3:29:38 PM] akm: and 'im gay'
  77. [3:29:40 PM] akm: and face flipped out
  78. [3:29:40 PM] amicus: did you see the pastebin
  79. [3:29:45 PM] akm: yes
  80. [3:29:46 PM] akm: i did
  81. [3:29:49 PM] akm: I was fucking laughing my ass off
  82. acoptch: [3:29:55 PM] amicus: owned
  83. [3:30:01 PM] akm: okay
  84. [3:30:03 PM] akm: i'll point something out
  85. [3:30:11 PM] akm: i have the ability to fuck over face
  86. [3:30:15 PM] akm: i just need to point out some shit
  87. [3:30:25 PM] amicus: do not pull some 'be better than your enemy' bullshit
  88. [3:30:32 PM] akm: hell no
  89. [3:30:34 PM] akm: we're botha wful here
  90. [3:30:50 PM] akm: well no
  91. [3:30:59 PM] akm: face is absolutely in the wrong light here
  92. [3:31:06 PM] akm: but hey
  93. [3:31:09 PM] akm: at least i'm not mentally ill
  94. [3:31:14 PM] akm: or at least socially inept
  95. [3:31:21 PM] amicus: yeah good thing
  96. [3:31:32 PM] akm: okay so
  97. [3:31:36 PM] akm: number one here is
  98. [3:31:45 PM] akm: i told that
  99. [3:31:48 PM] akm: cebruz guy
  100. [3:31:50 PM] akm: to send face this
  101. [3:31:51 PM] akm: Cebruz: funny coming from someone who loved him from just looking at his profile
  102. [3:31:55 PM] akm: and oh my god
  103. [3:31:57 PM] akm: waht face fucking says
  104. [3:31:59 PM] akm: killed me
  105. [3:31:59 PM] akm: wwvwvwvwvwv: nah, touhou avatars attract me, that's the truth
  106. [3:32:01 PM] akm: this fucking shit
  107. [3:32:01 PM] akm: right here
  108. [3:32:13 PM] akm: wwvwvwvwvwv: back then he added everyone with a fucking anime avatar and a gay looking profile, no difference
  109. [3:32:14 PM] akm: wwvwvwvwvwv: nah, touhou avatars attract me, that's the truth
  110. [3:32:17 PM] amicus: he asked arkan to be his boyfriend to make you jealous
  111. [3:32:31 PM] akm: do you notice what he just did?
  112. [3:32:37 PM] akm: he just said
  113. [3:32:41 PM] akm: 'no touhou avatars just attract me'
  114. [3:32:47 PM] akm: while accusing me of adding people with touhou/anime avatars
  115. [3:32:50 PM] akm: you have to be FUCKING kidding
  116. [3:32:52 PM] amicus: i see
  117. [3:32:56 PM] akm: have you even checked his profile?
  118. [3:33:01 PM] akm: he invites
  119. [3:33:06 PM] amicus: it turned to ashes after we nuked himn
  120. [3:33:10 PM] akm: and shitposts
  121. [3:33:12 PM] amicus: his username was dog feces for a week
  122. [3:33:14 PM] akm: on like
  123. [3:33:18 PM] akm: anyone with a touhou avatar
  124. [3:33:19 PM] akm: in TF2
  125. [3:33:22 PM] akm: it's absolutely wild
  126. acoptch: [3:33:56 PM] akm: wwvwvwvwvwv: that's why he added me in the first place, actually
  127. [3:34:00 PM] akm: this is completely false by the way
  128. [3:34:03 PM] akm: i put
  129. [3:34:13 PM] amicus: can i get the full log
  130. [3:34:19 PM] akm: 'Hi, You ERP? Ok. My ERP name Jordan Buzunis. No good english. I am russia'
  131. [3:34:21 PM] akm: this is from the pastebin
  132. [3:34:27 PM] akm: at first i put that in his comments
  133. [3:34:30 PM] akm: then i added him
  134. [3:34:31 PM] akm: or he added mew
  135. [3:34:33 PM] akm: i'm not sure
  136. [3:34:45 PM] akm: like
  137. [3:34:45 PM] amicus: russian lovemaking
  138. [3:34:48 PM] akm: I'm just
  139. [3:34:56 PM] akm: 'i'm sure an 18 year old in portugal can do a lot'
  140. [3:35:00 PM] akm: sarcastic, of course
  141. [3:35:01 PM] amicus: face is such a melting pot of memes it hurts my brain to imagine him erping
  142. [3:35:02 PM] akm: but outside of the internet
  143. [3:35:10 PM] akm: there's absolutely nothing he can do
  144. [3:35:14 PM] akm: he's about as harmful as like
  145. [3:35:15 PM] akm: a grain of salt
  146. [3:35:24 PM] akm: did face ever tell you
  147. [3:35:31 PM] akm: you can probably get him for that
  148. [3:35:32 PM] akm: but it's pretty
  149. [3:35:36 PM] akm: petty
  150. [3:35:54 PM] akm: why not just add me on your main
  151. [3:35:56 PM] akm: instead of this gay alt
  152. [3:36:11 PM] amicus: you had me blocked
  153. [3:36:15 PM] akm: shit
  154. [3:36:17 PM] akm: i'll unblock you
  155. [3:36:21 PM] amicus: i added you when face dumped you to begin with and you blocked me dummy
  156. [3:36:32 PM] akm: nigger
  157. [3:36:36 PM] akm: i blocked everyone in his friends list
  158. [3:36:43 PM] akm: couldn't be damned to deal with the influx of
  159. [3:36:50 PM] amicus: would you wear cat ears
  160. [3:36:52 PM] akm: 'YOU LEFT ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF YOU RIGHT!!!!'
  161. [3:36:57 PM] akm: 'YOU LEFT ME BECAUSE I AM MANIPULATIVE!!!'
  162. [3:37:07 PM] akm: i don't know dude
  163. [3:37:15 PM] akm: i don't have the face blood in me to do such a thing
  164. [3:37:25 PM] amicus: your balls go REALLY well with your ass
  165. [3:37:27 PM] amicus: just how
  166. [3:37:29 PM] amicus: does that make you feel
  167. [3:37:38 PM] akm: haha holy shit
  168. [3:37:45 PM] akm: that's beautiful
  169. [3:37:51 PM] akm: i'm pretty sure i said that
  170. [3:37:53 PM] akm: that's me that said that right?
  171. [3:37:54 PM] amicus: you did
  172. [3:38:01 PM] akm: hey i'm not taking that back
  173. [3:38:06 PM] akm: if he had anything that was good he had an alright body
  174. [3:38:12 PM] akm: too bad he's fucking delusional though
  175. acoptch: [3:38:27 PM] akm: oh hell no i deleted
  176. [3:38:28 PM] akm: EVERYTHIGN
  177. [3:38:30 PM] akm: i had on him
  178. [3:38:33 PM] amicus: simply epic
  179. [3:38:37 PM] akm: I'm a lax dude
  180. [3:38:38 PM] akm: I was just
  181. [3:38:57 PM] akm: 'there's no use in trying to fight back to him, it's like throwing sand at a rock and hoping it'll fall over'
  182. acoptch: [3:39:07 PM] akm: let's see
  183. [3:39:11 PM] akm: i have his emails
  184. [3:39:14 PM] akm: and some memorized chat m essages
  185. [3:39:19 PM] akm: oh my god
  186. [3:39:20 PM] akm: let's get started with the emails
  187. [3:39:21 PM] akm: okay so
  188. [3:39:23 PM] akm: this is where his
  189. [3:39:26 PM] amicus: do you not actually log them
  190. [3:39:24 PM] akm: illness
  191. [3:39:26 PM] akm: starts to come into play
  192. [3:39:34 PM] akm: i don't
  193. [3:39:37 PM] akm: I wasn't fucking crazy
  194. [3:39:40 PM] akm: so I didn't think
  195. [3:39:51 PM] akm: 'hmm, I may have to log these incase he tries to do something later'
  196. [3:39:55 PM] amicus: i do that
  197. [3:39:56 PM] amicus: thanks
  198. [3:40:01 PM] akm: wew lad
  199. [3:40:27 PM] akm: while i sift through this shit
  200. [3:40:34 PM] akm: i think the great thing about the thing with face is
  201. [3:40:41 PM] akm: is that he really enjoys calling people unfunny when his humor is just
  202. [3:40:49 PM] akm: the same rehashed 'ironic' humor bullshit
  203. [3:40:57 PM] amicus: swan's
  204. [3:41:09 PM] akm: okay here we go
  205. [3:41:16 PM] akm: cherck this out
  206. [3:41:17 PM] akm: so
  207. [3:41:22 PM] amicus: i am chercking it out
  208. acoptch: [3:41:27 PM] akm: i had matching avatars with this one dude because 'you know fuck it why not'
  209. [3:41:30 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qq3dA/1ea0e284b1.png
  210. [3:41:35 PM] akm: it wasn't even to mock face
  211. [3:41:37 PM] akm: I get this in my email
  212. [3:41:48 PM] akm: listen
  213. [3:41:52 PM] akm: I do not reply to ANY of his emails
  214. [3:41:57 PM] akm: after giving him that huge fake-ass sob story
  215. [3:42:03 PM] akm: (and the cat scratch)
  216. [3:42:04 PM] amicus: why were you doing this through gmail and not steam
  217. [3:42:10 PM] akm: he had my fuckign email
  218. [3:42:16 PM] akm: it gets good later on
  219. [3:42:34 PM] akm: okay
  220. [3:42:35 PM] akm: so I don't reply
  221. [3:42:37 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qquXR/120c11cd6e.png
  222. [3:42:42 PM] akm: i get THIS
  223. [3:42:42 PM] akm: okay
  224. [3:42:45 PM] akm: notice how the emails change
  225. [3:42:46 PM] akm: his emails do
  226. [3:42:48 PM] akm: HE MADE ANOTHER FUCKING ACCOUNT
  227. [3:42:49 PM] akm: JUST
  228. [3:42:54 PM] akm: to send a single message
  229. [3:43:15 PM] amicus: you can tell he's pretty desperate to keep you on a leash
  230. [3:43:03 PM] akm: to bypass my blocks on him
  231. [3:43:11 PM] akm: I had to change my damn email otherwise I'd be getting flooded
  232. [3:43:21 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qq6F5/4424b7fbb1.png
  233. [3:43:24 PM] akm: pretty much
  234. [3:43:26 PM] akm: what's hilarious is that
  235. [3:43:30 PM] akm: when i was leaving him he uh
  236. [3:43:31 PM] akm: tried doing this
  237. [3:43:35 PM] akm: 'okay i can give you some decisions'
  238. [3:43:40 PM] akm: 'you can stay with me and let me change'
  239. [3:43:52 PM] akm: 'or you can leave me and promise to not date anyone else and i'll leave you alone'
  240. [3:43:56 PM] amicus: lmao
  241. acoptch: [3:43:55 PM] akm: actual fuckign words
  242. [3:43:56 PM] akm: btw
  243. [3:44:02 PM] akm: the second he said that last one
  244. [3:44:03 PM] akm: I just
  245. [3:44:04 PM] akm: went
  246. [3:44:07 PM] akm: like
  247. [3:44:09 PM] akm: oh fuck off
  248. [3:44:17 PM] akm: it was right then and there I decided this shit was retarded
  249. [3:44:27 PM] akm: and I just told him pretty much to fuck off
  250. [3:44:28 PM] akm: and he
  251. [3:44:30 PM] amicus: you mentioned he likes ntr
  252. [3:44:30 PM] akm: put my address
  253. [3:44:33 PM] akm: in his name
  254. [3:44:36 PM] amicus: is he like the key fella or the fella watching or
  255. [3:44:43 PM] akm: the fella watching
  256. [3:44:45 PM] akm: i shit you not
  257. [3:44:48 PM] amicus: A;;;
  258. [3:44:48 PM] amicus: \
  259. [3:44:48 PM] amicus: ;'E;
  260. [3:44:49 PM] amicus: ;E
  261. [3:44:49 PM] amicus: ;E
  262. [3:44:49 PM] amicus: E
  263. [3:45:01 PM] amicus: arkan is going to explode with laughter
  264. acoptch: are you exploding with laughter
  265. acoptch: [3:45:04 PM] akm: so
  266. [3:45:06 PM] akm: he puts my
  267. [3:45:11 PM] akm: address in his name after i tell him to fuck off
  268. [3:45:15 PM] akm: and he says
  269. [3:45:20 PM] akm: 'have fun dating a gorilla'
  270. [3:45:22 PM] akm: I just say
  271. [3:45:28 PM] akm: 'I've got a date with death, motherfucker'
  272. [3:45:30 PM] akm: and deleted him
  273. [3:45:36 PM] amicus: a
  274. [3:45:38 PM] akm: oh my god he took what I said seriously
  275. [3:45:43 PM] akm: he went
  276. [3:45:44 PM] akm: to gmail
  277. [3:45:45 PM] akm: and said
  278. [3:45:49 PM] akm: PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF
  279. [3:45:52 PM] akm: or some shit
  280. [3:45:54 PM] akm: anyways
  281. [3:45:57 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qq6F5/4424b7fbb1.png
  282. [3:46:11 PM] akm: so I block two accounts
  283. [3:46:11 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qquXR/120c11cd6e.png
  284. [3:46:16 PM] akm: he makes another
  285. [3:46:17 PM] akm: 3 now
  286. acoptch: [3:48:32 PM] akm: so anyways
  287. [3:48:39 PM] akm: for like two or three weeks
  288. [3:48:47 PM] akm: I was scared out of my LIFE that he'd ruin my personal life
  289. [3:48:54 PM] akm: this was for just two or three weeks
  290. [3:48:56 PM] amicus: you said he couldn't do anything
  291. [3:49:02 PM] akm: when you come out of an emotional abusive relationship that's how shit is
  292. [3:49:06 PM] akm: keep in mind
  293. [3:49:08 PM] akm: this is when I'm COMING OUT of it
  294. [3:49:45 PM] amicus: i see
  295. [3:49:55 PM] akm: xokay so
  296. [3:49:57 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qquXR/120c11cd6e.png
  297. [3:49:58 PM] akm: after this
  298. [3:50:00 PM] akm: I don't reply
  299. [3:50:08 PM] akm: I should let you know too that he
  300. [3:50:14 PM] akm: tried justifying putting my address on his profile
  301. [3:50:15 PM] akm: by saying
  302. [3:50:17 PM] akm: 'I was just angry'
  303. [3:50:25 PM] amicus: angry lil fella
  304. [3:50:26 PM] akm: 'you added someone you liked before so I got angry and did that'
  305. [3:50:34 PM] akm: SURELY you put personal information on your profile
  306. [3:50:37 PM] akm: because you're angry
  307. [3:50:40 PM] akm: and you expect to be forgiven
  308. [3:50:49 PM] akm: god
  309. acoptch: [3:50:57 PM] akm: this one is the worst email by far
  310. [3:50:58 PM] akm: look
  311. [3:50:58 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qr6P9/ba4959deda.png
  312. [3:51:00 PM] amicus: before he would beg arkan to give him alts and all
  313. [3:51:10 PM] amicus: he exhausted his last account and now has no non vacced accounts
  314. [3:51:23 PM] amicus: he's probably going to slit his wrists now because he can't hack in tf2
  315. [3:51:39 PM] akm: would you wear cat ears
  316. [3:51:49 PM] amicus: do i get paid
  317. [3:51:54 PM] akm: yea
  318. [3:51:55 PM] akm: $1
  319. [3:51:59 PM] amicus: how long
  320. [3:52:05 PM] akm: we're talking a day
  321. [3:52:09 PM] akm: you get a dollar a day
  322. [3:52:16 PM] amicus: is it whenever i want or set days
  323. [3:52:23 PM] akm: minimum wage
  324. [3:52:28 PM] amicus: i mean which days
  325. [3:52:32 PM] akm: alright so
  326. [3:52:52 PM] akm: everything face accuses me of
  327. [3:52:54 PM] akm: is stuff HE does
  328. [3:52:57 PM] akm: keep that in mind
  329. [3:53:00 PM] akm: keep that ENTIRELY in mind
  330. [3:53:03 PM] amicus: king of projecting
  331. [3:53:14 PM] akm: oh yeah
  332. [3:53:14 PM] akm: have this
  333. [3:53:23 PM] akm: Face: I want you to tie me to a chair, and force me to watch you fuck femboys~
  334. [3:53:51 PM] amicus: cuck
  335. [3:53:57 PM] akm: understand?
  336. [3:54:00 PM] amicus: i see
  337. [3:54:01 PM] akm: everythjing he accuses me of
  338. [3:54:04 PM] akm: or anyone else
  339. [3:54:07 PM] akm: he is guilty of doing himself
  340. [3:54:12 PM] akm: and also currently does
  341. [3:54:18 PM] akm: you know e-bf's and how he makes fun of it?
  342. [3:54:19 PM] akm: he does it
  343. [3:54:20 PM] akm: 100%
  344. [3:54:23 PM] akm: but again so do I
  345. [3:54:25 PM] akm: I have no social life!!!!
  346. [3:54:48 PM] akm: who's his BF
  347. [3:55:05 PM] amicus: let me look
  348. [3:55:13 PM] amicus: they had his favorite touhou as their avatar
  349. [3:55:16 PM] amicus: the one with glasses
  350. [3:55:19 PM] akm: geko
  351. [3:55:23 PM] amicus: yeah that fella
  352. [3:55:33 PM] akm: tbh i'm very sorry for anyone who falls in love with face
  353. [3:55:40 PM] akm: he's an abusive manipulating person but the thing is
  354. [3:55:41 PM] akm: is he doesn't
  355. [3:55:43 PM] akm: understand
  356. [3:55:44 PM] akm: that he is
  357. [3:55:44 PM] amicus: internet sexual relationships volume five
  358. [3:54:18 PM] akm: you know e-bf's and how he makes fun of it?
  359. [3:54:19 PM] akm: he does it
  360. [3:54:20 PM] akm: 100%
  361. [3:54:23 PM] akm: but again so do I
  362. [3:54:25 PM] akm: I have no social life!!!!
  363. Arkanovi: i love when people admit their own fallacy
  364. Arkanovi: thats a good sign
  365. acoptch: [3:56:10 PM] akm: he just views it as an insult and makes absolutely no deeper connection than that
  366. [3:56:20 PM] akm: as far as he knows he's always right
  367. [3:56:25 PM] akm: even if people tell him he's not
  368. [3:56:33 PM] akm: it's a mental problem
  369. [3:56:46 PM] akm: so he's a sociopath
  370. [3:56:53 PM] amicus: i commend you on having the same relationship issues married couples have with an internet boyfriend that isn't even in the same continent
  371. [3:57:05 PM] akm: what supports it more is that
  372. [3:57:16 PM] akm: face once said
  373. [3:57:22 PM] akm: 'I know i'm a hypocrite, I can't help it'
  374. [3:57:26 PM] akm: to which he believes
  375. [3:57:37 PM] akm: if you can't help it
  376. [3:57:41 PM] akm: then you should be forgiven
  377. [3:57:42 PM] akm: hell no
  378. [3:57:43 PM] akm: that's not how it works
  379. [3:57:53 PM] akm: but he just doesn't understand it
  380. [3:58:07 PM] amicus: i see
  381. [3:58:22 PM] akm: so face is just projecting hardcore
  382. [3:58:32 PM] akm: but can't be pushed to face his own self
  383. [3:58:53 PM] akm: and also it's not like 20 failed relationships like he says either
  384. [3:58:55 PM] akm: it's like
  385. [3:58:55 PM] akm: 4
  386. [3:59:04 PM] akm: bear in mind I'm 17
  387. [3:59:22 PM] akm: and I think it's entirely understandable that shit you do as a young teenager can be understood
  388. [3:59:40 PM] amicus: i think you have filled your quota for dumb teenager shit
  389. [3:59:43 PM] akm: so the last 3?
  390. [3:59:45 PM] akm: i was like
  391. [3:59:45 PM] akm: 13
  392. [3:59:46 PM] akm: 14
  393. [3:59:48 PM] akm: 15
  394. [3:59:50 PM] amicus: a
  395. [3:59:51 PM] akm: now I'm 17
  396. [4:00:11 PM] akm: so hey
  397. [4:00:12 PM] akm: there you go
  398. [4:00:30 PM] akm: anyways
  399. acoptch: [4:00:31 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qr6P9/ba4959deda.png
  400. [4:00:35 PM] akm: check it out
  401. [4:00:50 PM] akm: this is from me not replying
  402. [4:00:54 PM] akm: he expects a reply out of me
  403. [4:00:59 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qsdXG/7291367d1e.png
  404. [4:01:00 PM] amicus: what was the straight up most nonsensical thing he ever sent you
  405. [4:01:07 PM] akm: i would say
  406. [4:01:14 PM] akm: okay so
  407. [4:01:22 PM] akm: I was very tired once
  408. [4:01:25 PM] akm: and face tries to force me to play
  409. [4:01:27 PM] akm: I say no
  410. [4:01:35 PM] akm: says someone is going to go offline
  411. [4:01:37 PM] akm: I say I'll play tomorrow
  412. [4:01:42 PM] amicus: play like playing team fortress on hightower or play like uh
  413. [4:01:45 PM] akm: bing loses connection for like a minute
  414. [4:01:48 PM] akm: no
  415. [4:01:49 PM] akm: like
  416. [4:01:50 PM] akm: cs:go
  417. [4:01:54 PM] akm: bing loses connection for a minute
  418. [4:01:55 PM] amicus: i see
  419. [4:01:56 PM] akm: and face says
  420. [4:01:58 PM] akm: 'there we go'
  421. [4:02:02 PM] akm: 'always ruining everything'
  422. [4:02:08 PM] akm: always ruining everything pointed towards me
  423. [4:02:12 PM] akm: you heard it first
  424. [4:02:16 PM] akm: he blamed me for bing going offline
  425. [4:02:24 PM] akm: he blamed me for not playing
  426. [4:02:32 PM] akm: and I fucking BLASTED him for it
  427. [4:02:43 PM] amicus: define blasted
  428. [4:02:53 PM] akm: 'How the fuck is that my fault?'
  429. [4:02:58 PM] amicus: owned
  430. [4:03:15 PM] akm: 'I told you I was tired and you blame me for that?'
  431. [4:03:28 PM] akm: what does he do
  432. [4:03:37 PM] akm: 'i'm really sorry'
  433. [4:03:42 PM] akm: 'you can leave me if you want'
  434. [4:03:45 PM] akm: bear in mind
  435. [4:03:50 PM] akm: HE'S PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD
  436. [4:04:01 PM] akm: but let's jump back to the sociopath point again
  437. [4:04:08 PM] amicus: if he's a cuck why did he get his saddle sore when you added that fella and matched your profile pictures
  438. [4:04:08 PM] akm: face is hurt by this, yes
  439. [4:04:22 PM] akm: but face doesn't really understand
  440. acoptch: [4:04:23 PM] akm: that it was wrong
  441. [4:04:44 PM] akm: he only understood that it was wrong
  442. [4:04:45 PM] akm: because I told you
  443. [4:04:48 PM] akm: because I told him*
  444. [4:04:49 PM] akm: you see?
  445. [4:05:08 PM] akm: so he's either genuinely hurt
  446. [4:05:12 PM] akm: or he's trying to play a victim card
  447. [4:05:45 PM] amicus: the puppetmaster
  448. [4:05:53 PM] akm: so
  449. [4:05:56 PM] akm: throughout the relationship
  450. [4:06:00 PM] akm: i keep telling him he has to try to change
  451. [4:06:07 PM] akm: and i try to help him change
  452. [4:06:10 PM] akm: give him ideas and shit
  453. [4:06:15 PM] akm: try to help him through it
  454. [4:06:16 PM] akm: every time
  455. [4:06:17 PM] akm: it was shot down
  456. [4:06:19 PM] akm: EXCEPT
  457. [4:06:21 PM] akm: for the very last moment
  458. [4:06:30 PM] akm: where he FINALLY realized I was sick of his shit
  459. [4:06:36 PM] akm: and that I was absolutely done with him
  460. [4:06:46 PM] akm: and that he had done some horrid shit to me
  461. [4:06:57 PM] akm: so when he said he could change
  462. [4:07:00 PM] akm: i knew for a fact that was bullshit
  463. [4:07:21 PM] amicus: why did you not just remove him
  464. [4:07:35 PM] akm: back to the manipulative part
  465. [4:07:44 PM] akm: he was pulling all my strings and keeping me in line
  466. [4:07:45 PM] akm: as i've said
  467. [4:07:54 PM] akm: I was getting used, controlled and manipulated
  468. [4:07:57 PM] akm: and blinded by love of course
  469. [4:08:06 PM] amicus: did you ever get chat box raped
  470. [4:08:13 PM] amicus: like did he somehow force you to erp
  471. [4:08:19 PM] akm: holy fucking shit
  472. [4:08:22 PM] akm: you're gonna kill me
  473. [4:08:23 PM] akm: that's hilarious
  474. [4:08:24 PM] akm: no
  475. [4:08:27 PM] akm: he never initiated it
  476. [4:08:37 PM] akm: in fact it was always up to me to do it
  477. [4:08:44 PM] akm: oh yeah
  478. [4:08:48 PM] akm: he blames me for something too
  479. [4:08:50 PM] akm: he blames me for like
  480. [4:08:54 PM] akm: this one is pretty awful
  481. [4:09:13 PM] akm: but HE was the one who wanted me to fap to 2d characters
  482. [4:09:15 PM] akm: i shit you not
  483. [4:09:26 PM] amicus: he wanted you to
  484. [4:09:27 PM] akm: he got off on that shit
  485. [4:09:27 PM] akm: 100%
  486. [4:09:45 PM] akm: but of course I went along with it
  487. [4:09:47 PM] amicus: did you just tell him you did and then play video games instead
  488. [4:09:51 PM] akm: pleasing your partner, etc etc
  489. [4:09:55 PM] akm: no I honestly did it
  490. [4:10:09 PM] akm: i can safely say i wasn't in my right state of mind though
  491. [4:10:12 PM] akm: that wasn't me
  492. [4:10:47 PM] akm: there's still some echoes of my 'relationship' lingering in my mind but that's soon to go away
  493. [4:10:52 PM] akm: i'm almost fully recovered
  494. [4:11:01 PM] akm: life is good as fuck right now
  495. [4:11:13 PM] akm: especially when you have actual friends who genuinely care about you
  496. [4:12:04 PM] amicus: your entire relationship with face is like how rock stars from the 80s did their coke binges
  497. [4:12:10 PM] akm: i am a rockstar
  498. [4:12:13 PM] akm: but instead of coke binges
  499. [4:12:14 PM] amicus: their minds were so addled they can't even remember anything
  500. [4:12:15 PM] akm: it is cock binges
  501. [4:12:17 PM] akm: cockstar
  502. [4:12:23 PM] amicus: you're like bowie not remembering recording any of ziggy stardust
  503. [4:12:38 PM] akm: at least I had an actual hobby
  504. [4:12:44 PM] amicus: erp hobbyist
  505. [4:12:47 PM] amicus: put that on a resume
  506. [4:12:50 PM] akm: that too
  507. [4:12:53 PM] akm: but I tried to talk about
  508. [4:12:57 PM] akm: https://puu.sh/qqTDa/bedeb3c58f.png
  509. [4:12:58 PM] akm: this to face
  510. [4:13:00 PM] akm: and he called it boring
  511. [4:13:01 PM] akm: the fucker
  512. [4:13:22 PM] amicus: is your hobby virtual pianos
  513. [4:13:29 PM] akm: this is a synthesizer
  514. [4:13:35 PM] akm: it can make SICK beats
  515. [4:13:58 PM] amicus: i see
  516. [4:14:11 PM] akm: https://soundcloud.com/nrwrecords/turboslash-transphere
  517. [4:14:13 PM] akm: see here
  518. [4:14:25 PM] amicus: transphere
  519. acoptch: [4:14:28 PM] akm: I'm gonna guess you laughed seeing face sperg out at that cebruz guy as well?
  520. [4:14:51 PM] amicus: i think that pastebin was the point where i stopped finding it funny and just started wishing for death
  521. [4:14:58 PM] akm: what the hell did face say anyways
  522. [4:15:03 PM] amicus: arkan wanting more info is the only reason i added you to ask about faceywacey
  523. [4:15:09 PM] akm: oh man
  524. [4:15:11 PM] akm: faceywacey
  525. [4:15:19 PM] akm: i think that's the epitome of names i've given people
  526. [4:15:25 PM] akm: absolutely nothing is going to top that
  527. [4:17:40 PM] amicus: do you have white envy
  528. [4:17:45 PM] akm: i'm only hafl beaner
  529. [4:17:50 PM] amicus: you internet-married another spic so i assume you know your place
  530. [4:18:00 PM] akm: i was born in los angeles
  531. [4:18:05 PM] amicus: spic
  532. [4:18:05 PM] akm: so i may as well be a full beaner
  533. [4:18:20 PM] akm: at least i got to live the high live in LA
  534. [4:18:22 PM] amicus: los muerta jajajajaja
  535. [4:18:23 PM] akm: for 3 years of my life
  536. [4:18:32 PM] akm: i can not speak spanish
  537. [4:18:34 PM] akm: i only know puto
  538. [4:18:36 PM] akm: and .l.
  539. [4:19:09 PM] amicus: what was your name again
  540. [4:19:13 PM] amicus: it was jesse or something
  541. [4:25:55 PM] amicus: hi
  542. [4:26:05 PM] akm: aren't you gonna add me
  543. [4:26:16 PM] amicus: you had me blocked still the last time i tried
  544. [4:26:25 PM] akm: you're unblocked now
  545. [4:26:57 PM] amicus: my internet is slow as fuck and i can't even load the friend search thing
  546. [4:27:00 PM] amicus: add id/acoptch
  547. 4:27 PM - akm: nigger
  548. 4:27 PM - acoptch: anal
  549. 4:28 PM - akm: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=767671415
  550. 4:28 PM - akm: you see this picture?
  551. 4:28 PM - acoptch: no
  552. 4:28 PM - acoptch: wont load
  553. 4:28 PM - acoptch: describe
  554. 4:28 PM - akm: face got offended by it
  555. 4:28 PM - akm: its' gta v at it's
  556. 4:28 PM - akm: rock bottom settings
  557. 4:28 PM - acoptch: did he get angry because you have a bad computer
  558. 4:28 PM - akm: no
  559. 4:28 PM - akm: he has a bad computer
  560. 4:28 PM - akm: my computer is like
  561. 4:28 PM - akm: 1.7K
  562. 4:29 PM - akm: his computer is like
  563. 4:29 PM - akm: PS2 levels
  564. 4:29 PM - akm: he has a GT 430
  565. acoptch: 4:28 PM - akm: no
  566. 4:28 PM - akm: he has a bad computer
  567. 4:28 PM - akm: my computer is like
  568. 4:28 PM - akm: 1.7K
  569. 4:29 PM - akm: his computer is like
  570. 4:29 PM - akm: PS2 levels
  571. 4:29 PM - akm: he has a GT 430
  572. 4:29 PM - akm: a 1.3 or 2.1 GHZ pentium
  573. 4:29 PM - akm: and like
  574. 4:29 PM - akm: 160gb of space
  575. 4:29 PM - akm: i have two 970's
  576. 4:29 PM - acoptch: he probably likes touhou because it's all he can run
  577. 4:29 PM - akm: a 6700k
  578. 4:29 PM - akm: he's probably going to thorw a shitfit
  579. 4:29 PM - akm: just because i'm in your friends list
  580. 4:30 PM - akm: why'd you guys go against him in the first place anyway
  581. 4:30 PM - akm: s
  582. acoptch: what i typed here will probably tick you off so i uh
  583. acoptch: we'll skip this bit
  584. acoptch: 4:32 PM - akm: face enjoyed bragging about you
  585. 4:32 PM - akm: and talking shit about you
  586. 4:32 PM - acoptch: define
  587. 4:32 PM - akm: he liked to call you autistic
  588. 4:32 PM - akm: and steal your avatars
  589. 4:32 PM - akm: n' shit
  590. 4:32 PM - acoptch: yeah i remember
  591. 4:32 PM - acoptch: you don't mess with the bush and walk away clean
  592. 4:33 PM - akm: i think he messed with a lot more than the bush
  593. 4:33 PM - akm: he jumped in the bush and dropped in mud
  594. 4:33 PM - acoptch: what
  595. 4:33 PM - akm: yes
  596. 4:33 PM - acoptch: thanks
  597. 4:33 PM - akm: thank yo u
  598. 4:34 PM - akm: so do i act like he said I do?
  599. 4:34 PM - akm: i'm gonna guess he said a lot of REALLY bad shit
  600. acoptch: 4:34 PM - akm: because that's what he does
  601. 4:34 PM - acoptch: i did not expect you to spew six months of troubles onto me immediately
  602. 4:34 PM - acoptch: i assumed you would ask if i were face and remove me
  603. 4:35 PM - akm: oh hell no i knew who you were the second you added me
  604. 4:35 PM - acoptch: my notoriety grows
  605. 4:35 PM - akm: it's your overwhelming gayness
  606. 4:35 PM - akm: sorry
  607. 4:35 PM - acoptch: thanks
  608. 4:36 PM - akm: i remember he threw a shitfit
  609. 4:36 PM - akm: over overwatch
  610. 4:36 PM - akm: overwatch is genuinely fun if you play it with friends
  611. 4:36 PM - akm: in which I did
  612. 4:36 PM - acoptch: that part seems reasonable
  613. 4:36 PM - akm: then again
  614. 4:36 PM - acoptch: overwatch is godawful
  615. 4:36 PM - akm: a lot of stuff is
  616. 4:36 PM - akm: even if the game is horrid
  617. 4:36 PM - akm: yeah but face took it to
  618. 4:36 PM - akm: 'if you like overwatch i'll remove you'
  619. 4:36 PM - akm: levels
  620. 4:37 PM - acoptch: still seems reasonable
  621. 4:37 PM - akm: hey it's your own morals
  622. 4:37 PM - akm: not mine
  623. 4:37 PM - akm: so whatever i guess
  624. 4:37 PM - akm: https://puu.sh/qVNKZ/2f57a0190a.png
  625. 4:37 PM - akm: here's this
  626. 4:39 PM - akm: and that's pretty much all i have on face
  627. 4:39 PM - akm: i have a bit more
  628. 4:39 PM - akm: just from memory though
  629. 4:39 PM - acoptch: alright
  630. acoptch: 4:39 PM - akm: https://puu.sh/qsYOx/4fa5003ee6.png
  631. 4:39 PM - akm: he intended on adding me with this alt
  632. 4:39 PM - akm: in the first few weeks
  633. 4:40 PM - akm: to try to 'tell me what he'd do to me'
  634. 4:40 PM - akm: if you can see through it
  635. 4:40 PM - akm: he tried to make it look like some
  636. 4:40 PM - akm: uh
  637. 4:40 PM - akm: ERP profile i'm guessing?
  638. 4:40 PM - akm: some gay profile?
  639. 4:40 PM - akm: I think it's hilarious but if you check the profile on steameu
  640. 4:41 PM - akm: it shows all the names were changed within ~5 minutes
  641. 4:41 PM - acoptch: owned
  642. 4:41 PM - akm: http://steamcommunity.com/id/1hu
  643. 4:41 PM - akm: owned
  644. 4:41 PM - acoptch: steam does that by default i think
  645. 4:41 PM - acoptch: it's like steamcommunity/id/username/namehistory or something
  646. 4:42 PM - akm: how many boyfriends does face have now
  647. 4:42 PM - akm: ?
  648. 4:42 PM - akm: 3?
  649. 4:42 PM - akm: 4?
  650. 4:42 PM - acoptch: no clue
  651. acoptch: 4:44 PM - akm: he's stuck in his own confines of team fortress 2
  652. 4:45 PM - akm: forever lost to staring at the connection 'Vac Banned' screen
  653. 4:45 PM - akm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0aIX2k68o&feature=youtu.be&t=17
  654. 4:45 PM - acoptch: wont load what is it
  655. 4:45 PM - akm: i think explaining would ruin it
  656. 4:45 PM - akm: you just have to punch your internet and hope it loads
  657. 4:46 PM - akm: have you tried joining face's group?
  658. 4:46 PM - akm: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FUCK_U_HACKER
  659. 4:52 PM - akm: you should try joining his group
  660. 4:53 PM - acoptch: when it loads
  661. 4:53 PM - akm: give it five years
  662. 4:56 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
  663. 4:56 PM - akm is now Offline.
  664. 4:56 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  665. 4:58 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
  666. 4:58 PM - akm is now Online.
  667. 5:01 PM - acoptch: joined
  668. 5:01 PM - acoptch: your turn
  669. 5:02 PM - akm: i ain't joinin' that shit
  670. 5:02 PM - acoptch: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/aurora
  671. 5:03 PM - akm: haha holy shit you even included my name
  672. 5:03 PM - akm: oh no
  673. 5:03 PM - akm: this bears consequences
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