ON *:KICK:#: {
  if ($knick == $me) && ($nick != ChanServ) && ($nick != $me) {
    chanserv unban $chan
    join $chan
    cs ban $chan $nick Don't kick me <3
  }
}
on *:BAN:#:{
  if ( ($wildsite = $address($me,2)) ) { halt }
  if ($banmask iswm $address($me,5)) {
    chanserv unban $chan
    join $chan
    cs ban $chan $nick Don't Ban Me <3
  }
}