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- >Day Crysis in Equestria
- >You're Anon, freshly starting a new day with a shower, shit, and shave well preformed
- >You head downstairs and start making breakfast, all out of cereal and start making some pancakes
- >As you eat your fluff from the gods, a distinct knock is heard from the door
- >You throw your fork downward to the table, making it stand by itself
- >As you grab the doorknob and ready to rip the door off its hinges, you hear a strange, masculine voice outside
- >"Cloak Engage"
- 'Weird, even Fluttershy's voice can't be that sinister'
- >With an unease feeling, you slowly open the door, ready to see what today's crazy guess is
- >As you leave your door ajar, theres nothing
- >Springing it wide open to get a good view, there really is nothing
- >You check the bushes to see if she's hiding in them
- >Nothing
- >Scratching the back of your head out of confusion, you just head back inside, baffled on what's going on
- >You slowly close the door and deadbolt it, just in case
- >Performing a 180, you see a p0ny completely covered in an aluminum alloy from plot to head
- >Out of fright, you jump back and hit your head to your door, rendering you into an immediate blackout
- >You regain conscious, seeing the same metallic p0ny stand in front of you
- "Gah! What in the sweet crotch titties are you?!"
- >They stand on their hind legs and twist off the helmet to reveal a long, flowing light pink hair with a familiar face and blue eyes
- "Well shit... should've known you were in that"
- >You slowly escalate up, still in shock
- >"Sorry about that... I-I didn't mean to scare you"
- "Right, where did you get that kind of technology anyways?!"
- >The titanium pegasus sets the helmet down and sits to play with her front hooves
- >"Well... Twilight made this and wanted to see on how it would work, I volunteered to see if-"
- "It was my fetish, I got it"
- >She looks at you with that damn look of affection, hoping that it will get her laid
- >"So... is it?"
- >You pinch your dorsum, as you can't believe she even bothered with that question
- >With a sigh, you cross your arms and give a serious tone to her
- "Well, you wear something that even should NOT exist yet, intruded my house, scared the living fuck out of me, and still think I would be aroused by any of this?"
- >As you scowl at her, she looks down, unknown of what to say next
- >"E-even so.. I'll still *mutters*"
- "...I'm sorry, what?"
- >"I-I said I will... *mutters afuckingain*
- "Please speak up, so I can get you out and I need to finish up pancakes"
- >She raises her head
- >With frustration on her face, she barks out
- >"I WILL HAVE THAT MONKEY DONG!"
- >She tackles you down, but you're prepared to defend yourself
- >As you struggle your leg to kick her away, you hear that odd voice again
- >"Maximum Armor"
- >You aim for her chest and release your leg with all of your energy
- >As it makes contact, you hear multiple bones fracture just in a matter of moments
- "AAAH! GOD FUCKIN' DAMNIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE SENDED YOUR ASS FLYING!"
- >You bring your leg back and feel it, only to know that from your foot to half of your leg is nothing but pure bone powder
- >You raise your preferred hand and form it into fist and aim for her head, the only thing that isn't doused armor
- >"Eep!"
- >She moves her hoofs in front of her before you were able to get her head
- 'Motherf-'
- >Your hand all the way to the elbow is flaring nerves
- "FUCKING BALLS OF FIRE!"
- >You whimper, and still hold tears as you look at your noodle arm
- >Looking back at the indestructible p0ny-in-a-can, she starts to tear up
- >You reach for something in your pocket, only to pull out your white handkerchief, waiving it as a surrendering flag
- "I... I give... do your worst, RoboRapist"
- >She gives off a wild smile, and removes her crotch plating
- >Tearing away your clothes, she goes to work
- >After consensual sex, you wake up in a hospital, already dawning a cast on both your arm and leg
- >You look to your left to see your demented follower, without the advanced suit
- >"You're awake! Oh, thank goodness I was worried as you fainted when we were halfway, sweetie!"
- >You shake around, demanding for her to stay a distance
- "Get away!"
- >She does so, with a depressed look on her face
- >"I'm... I'm sorry for damaging your body, I hope that isn't your used arm"
- >You give off a sigh, downhearted on where this is leading
- >"The faculty said it will take weeks for you to even get up and about... so I'm talking the liberty to spend all of my time with you!"
- >She tightly hugs you tightly and both of you notice a stiffy
- "Oh, fuck you morning wood..."
- >"Well luckily you have me, or else you would get blue balls!"
- >She licks your buddy to make it a full mass
- >"And I'll be here every time you have one
- 'Well, how can it get any worse'
- >You remembered about your pancakes, now all cold and alone...
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- >In the end, you finish over 5 times a day for 7 weeks and return to once was a nice stack of pancakes to a mountain of mold, all thanks to
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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