Kisak the Kuck

This is due to the flash interpreter being a pile of garbage. We were working hard on getting CS:GO to work on Linux and there were only a few things left to do ( most of them everyone was dreading ). We pulled straws and I was supposed to re-make the .swf interpreter for linux. Of course, that was the last thing I wanted to do, so I put it off for a while. Then here walks in this beta-male intern with my morning coffee ( I think his name was kisa or something ), he was one of "those guys" that we normally keep in the TF2 deptartment. I went to take a sip of my joe, but then got an idea..

"Hey boy, come here" I said to him. "Y-y-yes boss?" he replied.

"I hear you wanted to be moved over here into the CS:GO section"

"T-that's right.."

His voice cracked at the end of each sentence. "What a beta" I thought to myself.

"Well anyway, here's your big chance, kissakk, you need to port this here flash shit over to Linux. You know Linux right?"

"Yes, I installed gentoo, bazinga"

"Uhh. Ok. Well get to work, if you need help just skid off doom 3, that runs on Linux right? Nevermind. Get out of my office before I call security"

"Right away Sir!"

I got the code back a couple weeks later and after another 3 months we were able to get it compile.

"This is utter shit kisssassk, where did you learn to program?"

"From Devry Univerisity sir!"

"Well shit, head over to learncpp and finish all their lessons and come talk to me again regarding your CS:GO position. In the meantime, you can be my github-slave."

"Gee boss, you really mean it? Thanks a lot! Let me call my BF and give him the news"

"No time, kisak, we gotta head over into the recording studio to meet with Soulja Boy for the new half-life 3 OST. I want you to get back to work ASAP."

"Alright."

And that's the end of that. Don't worry though, Soon there will be a new UI update like in Dota2.