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FA: Cirrin: Commit sui-psyche

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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] steps from out of a rock. His hair is a scruffy mess and his eyes have deep red circles under them, as if he's been sleeping in a ditch, which he has. He waves something that looks like a wind sock. --
  2. -- a huge MUSCLEBEAST looms and gets very agitated by the wind sock, looking like its about to charge --
  3. -- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] expression does not change --
  4. -- finalAscension [FA] from somewhere behind the beast comes a yell. One that sounds rather similar to --
  5. FA: OI COCK FOR BRAINS! GET BACK HERE AND FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU BASTARD!
  6. -- recreantOctopus [RO] shouts at the distant voice --
  7. RO: hey hey! whoever you are go away!
  8. FA: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO GO AWAY?!
  9. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs getting this beast to chase CIRRIN RUNFAR!
  10. RO: go get your own giant monster!
  11. FA: Yeah well ANTIPO LEMNIS has been fucking chasing this monster for the past half an hour because SOMETHING's been causing it to run the fuck away!
  12. FA: SO YOU BUGGER OFF AND GET YOUR OWN MONSTER
  13. RO: it wasnt running away!
  14. RO: its chasing CIRRIN RUNFAR!
  15. RO: hear that horsebeast? come get a redblood snack!
  16. FA: OI GIANT BEAST GET BACK OVER HERE SO I CAN CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF
  17. RO: whats your deal are you trying to get yourself killed?
  18. -- recreantOctopus [RO] waves his sock about more. The MUSCLEBEAST charges and only just glances CIRRIN RUNFAR with a giant fist. It's enough to sent CIRRIN RUNFAR flying through the air --
  19. FA: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!
  20. -- finalAscension [FA] runs at the musclebeast, who continues to ignore him and go after Cirrin. --
  21. -- recreantOctopus [RO] flies through several branches and lands in mud --
  22. RO: this CIRRIN RUNFAR job!
  23. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR need food on the plate
  24. FA: If you want I can fucking remedy that.
  25. -- recreantOctopus [RO] the MUSCLEBEAST advances on CIRRIN RUNFAR as he scrambles to get up --
  26. RO: yeah hows that?
  27. FA: The deceased do not fucking require f∞d.
  28. RO: come at it if this beast doesnt get CIRRIN RUNFAR first
  29. -- recreantOctopus [RO] rolls away as the MUSCLEBEAST slams the ground where CIRRIN RUNFAR was seconds ago --
  30. -- finalAscension [FA] finally manages to catch up to the musclebeast. He takes a slice at the creature's underbelly, drawing a slight amount of blood. It roars in response. --
  31. FA: NOW YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION
  32. RO: h hey CIRRINR RUNFARs not going be phased by a few death threats!
  33. -- recreantOctopus [RO] the MUSCLEBEAST turns its attention to Antipo --
  34. -- finalAscension [FA] rolls away from the imminent death by crush caused by the musclebeast's hooves. He takes up a brief fighting stance before once again launching himself at the creature. --
  35. RO: eat CIRRIN RUNFAR you dumb beast!
  36. RO: eat CIRRIN RUNFAR
  37. -- recreantOctopus [RO] actually hits the MUSCLEBEAST with the sock and it starts chasing him again --
  38. FA: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
  39. -- finalAscension [FA] cue Yakety Sax. --
  40. -- recreantOctopus [RO] the MUSCLEBEAST chases CIRRIN RUNFAR and eventually slams a tree down onto him --
  41. -- recreantOctopus [RO] --
  42. -- recreantOctopus [RO] out of no where a gang of hunters appear and quickly bring down the exhausted and distracted MUSCLEBEAST. They make some cruel jokes about expendable lowbloods at CIRRIN RUNFAR's expense and drop his pay on the ground --
  43. RO: thank you thank you sirs
  44. -- recreantOctopus [RO] scrambles on his hands and knees to pick up the money. The hunters leave. --
  45. -- finalAscension [FA] glares daggers at Cirrin for a moment, before pausing. --
  46. -- finalAscension [FA] takes out his axe and points it at the rustblood. --
  47. FA: CIRRIN RUNFAR!
  48. FA: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FUCKING DUEL!
  49. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks at Antipo with dead eyes --
  50. RO: its not like CIRRIN RUNFAR has anyone to go back to
  51. RO: or a hive for that matter
  52. -- recreantOctopus [RO] equips his cattleprod --
  53. -- finalAscension [FA] SHOWDOWN COMBO X1 --
  54. -- finalAscension [FA] OI NARRATOR WHY THE FUCK I THIS PLACE SUDDENLY IN JADE AND MAROON? --
  55. -- recreantOctopus [RO] turns invisible while meta stuff happens and runs away --
  56. RO: if nothing else CIRRIN RUNFARs eating dinner tonight!
  57. -- finalAscension [FA] uses ANTIPOTECH - LVL12: OPEN- WAIT A SECOND. --
  58. FA: OI!
  59. FA: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
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