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- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 04:32 --
- -- fortunateOpportunist's [FO'S] voice can be barely heard through the massive wooden door you're standing behind of. Two blueblooded henchmen are standing a small distance away from you, and the other calmly moves to open the door as Seiska starts yelling --
- FO: jυsт sєηd hєя iη, dαмηiт! ησBσdy hαs тiмє ƒσя αℓℓ тhis dαηdyiηg αяσυηd!
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] is feeling preeetty nervous right about now. She steps inside, quickly. --
- AA: <\ It, it's okay, Seiska! I'm here already! />
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] is, once again, sitting behind the ridiculously massive desk of hers, on an equally massive armchair that dwarfs her. She seems slyly pleased for some reason. --
- FO: gσσd, gяєαт! i'vє Bєєη єxpє¢тiηg yσυ...
- FO: hмhм, i'vє αℓwαys wαηтєd тσ sαy тhαт.
- AA: <\ Um... />
- AA: <\ Why, why did you want to see me? />
- FO: σh, ησ яєαsση. jυsт тσ яєтυяη sσмєтhiηg σƒ yσυяs...
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] tilts her head. --
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] tosses a small envelope across the desk to Paloma. Inside, there are several discriminating pictures. --
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] opens the envelope and oh look she went from zero to blushing brightly in like point two seconds. --
- FO: σh, тhαт's α gσσd ƒα¢є. vєяy єxpяєssivє...dαмη, тhє ¢αмєяαs Bєттєя hαvє ¢αυghт тhαт.
- AA: <\ Y, y, you, you... c, cameras?! />
- FO: σh yєs, єvєяywhєяє. iт's gσσd тσ hαvє єyєs ση тhє wαℓℓs.
- FO: yσυ кησw, ¢σмpєηsαтiηg ƒσя тhє ℓα¢к σƒ σηє.
- AA: <\ But, but I thought-- he didn't say -- />
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] leans forward on the desk, still smiling pleasantly --
- FO: wєℓℓ, whαт wσυℓd yσυ єxpє¢т ƒяσм α spαdє? яєαℓℓy, i Bєт hє's gєттiηg α кi¢к συт σƒ тhis.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] blushes and splutters wordlessly. --
- FO: αηd i'ℓℓ gєт α кi¢к συт σƒ кi¢кiηg HIM ƒσя тhis...Bυт тhαт's Bєsidє тhє pσiηт.
- FO: ησw...ƒαη¢y pi¢тυяєs, hυh? тhiηк i'ℓℓ ƒяαмє σηє αηd pυт iт ση тhє мαiη hαℓℓ wαℓℓ. dσєsη'т тhαт sσυηd ηi¢є?
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks up sharply, panic in her eyes. Such an expressive face. --
- AA: <\ No! />
- AA: <\ No, don't! />
- FO: ησσσ why? i ℓiкє тhє idєα σƒ dσiηg тhαт. αηd i'м ησт αBσυт тσ dσ αηyσηє α ƒαvσυя...
- FO: ƒσя ƒяєє, тhαт is.
- AA: <\ What, what do you want?! />
- FO: wєℓℓ, sєvєяαℓ тhiηgs. мσsт σƒ тhєм hαvє ησтhiηg тσ dσ wiтh yσυ. Bυт hмм...i ¢συℓd υsє sσмє єxтяα wσякєяs.
- FO: σя iη тhis ¢αsє, AN єxтяα wσякєя.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] bites at her lip. Quietly, she asks: --
- AA: <\ ... what do you want me to do? />
- FO: мєηiαℓ wσяк, pєяhαps. i hαvєη'т hαd α мαid iη αgєs...σя wєℓℓ, dσ yσυ hαvє αηy тαℓєηтs?
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks away, defeated. --
- FO: ¢σσкiηg, dαη¢iηg, ¢hєαтiηg...i ηєvєя sαid ¢hєαтiηg, яємємBєя.
- -- fortunateOpportunist's [FO'S] smile is still as pleasant as ever. Although the look in her eyes is far from friendly. --
- FO: //*єyє
- AA: <\ ... I fly with my glider. I write poetry. I can dance okay, and I sing well. My... my hobbies aren't exactly good for a casino. />
- FO: dαη¢є αηd siηg, yσυ sαy?
- AA: <\ Um, yes... />
- FO: hмм, iт's Bєєη α whiℓє siη¢є wє hαd α dє¢єηт siηgєя. тhє ℓαsт σηє wαs єαтєη By тhє Bαssisтs ℓυsυs.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks a little alarmed at that. --
- AA: <\ Oh... />
- FO: Bυт тhαт's hαяdℓy iмpσятαηт. givє мє α pяєsєηтαтiση.
- AA: <\ All, all right... />
- FO: ησ ηєєd ƒσя dαη¢iηg. iт's тhє vσi¢є тhαт's iмpσятαηт.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] swallows and clears her throat, trying to dismiss her nervousness. She launches into an Alternian war hymn about glory - one which shows off both her low and high notes, both of which she hits well. She wasn't kidding when she said she sang well -- her voice is wonderful. --
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] slowly claps her hands when the song finishes, smiling widely. and it's not a fakey-fake one either. --
- FO: σh yєs! тhαт's gяєαт! shσw-wσятhy, єvєη.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks to Seiska, asking nervously: --
- AA: <\ Will, will you accept it? />
- FO: yєs, yєs. ℓєт's sαy...α мσηтh σƒ sєяvi¢є. α¢¢єpтαBℓє?
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] nods slowly. --
- AA: <\ And... and you'll get rid of the... evidence? />
- FO: dєƒiηiтєℓy. yσυ ¢αη кєєp тhє pi¢тυяєs, мαкє sυяє тhєy'яє gσηє...Bυт i hαvє αησтhєя тhiηg тσ αsк σƒ yσυ.
- AA: <\ Yes? />
- FO: кi¢к Tυяsυη iη тhє ƒα¢є ƒσя мє ση¢є. i ¢αη'т яєα¢h мysєℓƒ, αηd hє REALLY ηєєds тhαт.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] gives Seiska a disbelieving look. --
- AA: <\ Really? That's what you want? />
- FO: wєℓℓ i ℓiкє тσ ¢σмBiηє wσяк αηd αмυsємєηт! αηd yσυ'яє тhє σηє whσ hαs тhє мσsт яighтs тσ dσ тhαт.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] laughs, nervously. --
- FO: тhє Bσy is ¢σмpℓєтєℓy sмiттєη, yσυ кησw? hє's qυi¢к тσ dσ тhαт.
- AA: <\ I, I'll do my best... but, if you've been watching the cameras, you probably know he's able to deflect whatever I throw at him. />
- FO: iт'ℓℓ αмυsє мє αηywαy.
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] leans back in her chair, looking satisfied --
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] makes a note of this. It's going STRAIGHT in her flight chart when she gets home. --
- FO: hмм...yσυ'ℓℓ ηєєd α pяσpєя dяєss. sσмєтhiηg sтyℓish.
- FO: ¢αη'т αмυsє αη αυdiєη¢є iη тhσsє Bαsi¢ яαgs, яighт?
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stammers, looking down at her skirt: --
- AA: <\ Basic, basic rags? />
- FO: яυη σƒ тhє мiℓℓ. diмє iη α dσzєη. ¢αℓℓ тhєм whαт yσυ wαηт.
- FO: Bυт dση'т wσяяy yσυя hєαd αBσυт тhαт, i'ℓℓ gєт мy мєη, wσмєη αηd giяℓy мєη wσякiηg ση тhαт.
- AA: <\ All, all right... />
- FO: yσυ'ℓℓ hαvє тσ Bє Bα¢к тhє dαy αƒтєя тσмσяяσw, αℓяighт? тσ мєєт yσυя ¢σwσякєяs, αηd ƒσя ƒiттiηg тhє dяєss ση.
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] nods. --
- AA: <\ Okay. />
- FO: gяєαт! ησw gєт συт σƒ hєяє, i hαvє sє¢υяiтy тαpєs тσ wαт¢h.
- AA: <\ O, okay... goodbye, Seiska. />
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] turns and hurries out. --
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] lays back in her chair, content of yet another meeting perfectly finished --
- -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 05:11 --
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