OC-Tober 2025

8 Characters - 16 prompts

1) [1] 					5) [5]
2) [2]					6) [6]
3) [3]					7) [7]
4) [4]					8) [8]


(1)
	[7]: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
	[8]: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
	[7]: …Your point?


(2)
	[4]: Alright [7], [3]. Let's go over this one more time.
	[4]: If something breaks?
	[7]: We try to fix it before [2] gets home.
	[4]: If it doesn't work?
	[3]: We blame [6].
	[6]: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

(3)
	[2]: I'm at a loss for words!
	[4]: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, [4] yelled at me for the next 15 minutes.

(4)
	[3:] The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
	*[3], gesturing to [5] and [1] fighting:* And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

(5)
	[2]: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
	[6]: Theft.
	[7]: Disturbing the peace.
	[1]: Aggravated assault.
	[3]: Arson.
	[8]: All of the above. In that order, probably.

(6)
	[4]: [6], is that legal?
	[6]: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

(7)
	[7]: How are you so calm?!
	[5]: I’ve passed beyond “stressed”, beyond “hysteria”, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.

(8)
	[7]: Hey besties-
	[3]: Die.
	[7]: What did I do to you?

(9)
	[7]: So, [2] is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?
	[7]: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
	[3]: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.
	[6]: Take this more seriously! [2] was clearly taken in their sleep!
	[5]: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.
	[1]: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?
	*[2] arrives*
	[2]: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.
	*[3], clapping their hands in excitement:* HOT DAMN!

(10)
	*[2] is comforting [8]*
	[2]: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because [1] is someone else’s problem now.

(11)
	[5], trying to comfort [1]: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

(12)
	[6]: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
	[5] Aren't you forgetting something?
	[6]: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses 5's forehead before running out.*
	[5]: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

(13)
	[6]: What’s your name?
	*[4], whispering to [5]*: Can I tell them my real name?
	[5]: No!
	[4]: I’m… [5].
	[5], whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

(14)
	[8]: [1], I am questioning your sanity...
	[5]: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

(15)
	[3]: [2], what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
	[2]: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
	[3]: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask [4].
	[2]: Wait- [3], no-

(16)
	[8]: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
	[6]: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
	[8]: You have to teach [1] how to drive.
	[6]: ...put the band-aid back on.