What RP with a bad admin looks like

Welcome to the beginning of the #arpee-channel-subject-to-retcons channel.
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 3:49 PM
Doopity doo, here be an RP thingamajig.  Because RP in local or forums is overrated.
Vloxemort pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Last Thursday at 3:49 PM
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 3:55 PM
Mark: Heh, I deserve that one. So why did you want to buy a pilot off of that Jar Jar binks impersonating loony-bin?
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 3:57 PM
"I had no idea it was you., to be honest."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 3:59 PM
"Still... Why bother, I doubt this is out of the kindness of your heart."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:02 PM
"I was looking for competent pilots to force to... convince to work for me, but having met you, I can't say I want the baggage having you along would bring."
She pauses.
"So the question now is... what do I do with you?"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:09 PM
"Well... What could you gain with me? The Core thanking you for handing over a deserter for them to launch into the gas giant? Sell me to the Maltese for a buck? Or give me to my Squadmates and have some more of their respect? If I was in your position... I'd pick option one but, I'd prefer option three as it is."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:10 PM
"Or option four.  You get to meet someone your girlfriend respects as the ultimate badass and a superpredator."
"Just a thought."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:11 PM
"And here I left my Antimatter at the Port."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:13 PM
"If you carry antimatter in your pocket, you'll understand if I have you spaced right now."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:22 PM
"Hah, if only."
"No, pocket Antimatter isn't a thing that I have."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:23 PM
"It's a bitch to properly use fullerened antimatter, ain't it.  No matter.   One moment."
"You, um, Jose, get the Jack and Coke.  Our guest seems to like it."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:25 PM
"First slave, now guest. Next is lamb to the slaughter?"
"And sure, I'll take some of that. Thanks."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:29 PM
"Oh relax, I won't kill you.  I have standards.  Actually, had planned to pay a visit to the Freeport to discuss certain... things with your dear Administrator.  There's room for one more on the ship I'm taking."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:31 PM
wait people went here without me know
how dare you!
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:31 PM
"Oh hi Meg."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:31 PM
"Well... This is a shocker."
"Nice to see you Meg."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:32 PM
"Mark, meet my girlfriend Megaera.  You may have met her."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:32 PM
I am not your girlfriend...
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:33 PM
"That's not what you said last night."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:33 PM
"Yeah we're familiar. You have good taste Donna Fexx."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:33 PM
leaves again
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:33 PM
"That happened."
"Also, Halite, fuck off, we're doing stuff."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:35 PM
"Anyway... Sounds like a deal. Though I'm surprised you have anything more to say to Nodoka."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:35 PM
"Not with those people you still associate me with."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:36 PM
"shush you."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:36 PM
"But this thing... Oh boy.  Give me a little something and I instantly become the most ambitious thing that... DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:36 PM
"To be fair, you DID just say you bought me off of them?"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:38 PM
"Yes, I bought you off of Lost Company.  I hired them to deal with certain unfriendly people in Liberty, they not knowing that I was their old nemesis in The League, and Halite took a detour to Delta.  Again.  Well, he's certainly being paid for it now."
"Also, Meg, one more peep out of you and I shoot you with my big gun."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:39 PM
"...You lead an interesting life, I can say that much."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:39 PM
"You don't know the half of it."
The alcohol arrives.
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:40 PM
"Thank you, Jose right?"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:41 PM
"Yeah, that be Jose.  Thank you."  She nods and opens up a cooler.  It's recognizable as the Cooler of Doom.
Of course now that one has a good look at it, THAT IS A HUGE CHAINSAW IN IT
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:42 PM
"D-do I... Even want to know?"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:42 PM
"Eh, ever since that meeting we had, I've been thinking.  And now that I have even more absolute power, I may as well act on those ideas.  So here we are."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:44 PM
"All I'm gonna say is... I hope that the talk you want to have at the Port doesn't involve that."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:44 PM
"What's the worst that could happen?"

Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:46 PM
"The worst? Nomak appears out of nowhere and steals the Chainsaw. Like he did with a pair of Neph's."(edited)
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:46 PM
"If he can carry it, he's proven his right to have it."
"I'll punch his head off, but he can certainly have it."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:47 PM
Nomak is a rat that I will flush into the sewer called Malta
erm hi
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:48 PM
"You heard me.  I'm getting the gun."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:48 PM
"Please do!"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:48 PM
A large intimidating gun is produced.
Teresa actually mouths the cocking sound as she levels it at Meg.
"You made me do this!"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:48 PM
"Uh... Huh... That's."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:49 PM
The trigger is pulled...
A stream of red wine is sent at poor Meg.
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:49 PM
"Oh-um... Huh..."
"So this is what happens on your ships... Why not?"
Takes a sip of his drink
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:50 PM
"Oh no, women aren't permitted to join The League.  Never ever."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:50 PM
"nooo"
Jumps on Teresa
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:51 PM
"She's feeling amorous today.  Mind if we take a break?  I think some urges need to be handled."
carries Meg away for offscreen shenanigans
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 4:51 PM
"save me!"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:51 PM
"Have fun lovebirds."
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 4:51 PM
The door closes behind Teresa, who is carrying Meg bridal-style elsewhere.
More rum is produced by Jose, with a sympathetic look on his face.
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 4:52 PM
"...A wine gun?" Shakes head and chuckles
"Thanks man. appreciate it."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:12 PM
"You are all mean"
walks away
"Oh and Teresa is ducktaped in the airlock"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:16 PM
"I'm right here."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:16 PM
"hello, THP"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:16 PM
looks back
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:16 PM
"Who put Millier here?"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:16 PM
"I am not THP"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:17 PM
"He was talking to me.  I'm the bloody Dark Lord, remember?"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:17 PM
"I do not care"
"I am not THP"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 5:17 PM
"Wait... THIS Gestures to the tied up Neko like girl is the Dark Lord?"
"Jesus Christ."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:18 PM
Giggles
"Cardamine, Cardamine everyone wants Cardamine"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:19 PM
"I think I noticed some evil retcon power"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:19 PM
"No, don't say that!"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:19 PM
Stares
"Rayson"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:20 PM
"I'm paying out death benefits in about ten minutes, aren't I."\
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:20 PM
"Did you ever had a taste of your own guts?"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 5:20 PM
Sighs "Need some help down, Oh Dark Lord?"
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:20 PM
"neah, i bet you find none on me"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:20 PM
"That's it."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:21 PM
"Good"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:21 PM
flexes, escaping the bonds on her
appropriate music plays
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:21 PM
Laughs cause of the flieing(edited)
"mmm, thats some good ale" -while drinks Liberty ale-
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:23 PM
"At least try Gallic wine"
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:23 PM
"Millier, how did you even get here?"
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:25 PM
"Hides panic button*
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:25 PM
-scares them by just missing it with an bullet-(edited)
Vloxemort - Last Thursday at 5:26 PM
cue chainsaw revving(edited)
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 5:26 PM
"All I can say to this is you're pretty kinky Meg, Duct tape bondage?
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:26 PM
"May I remind you that I possess a chainsaw and am right here?"
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:26 PM
"Chill a little and stop been a panic type person" -as has their face hidden with hoodie-
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:27 PM
"Um... security?  Hold me back, I think I'm about to try to murder someone again."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:27 PM
"I can if I like but I'm good" -as holds them by Their arm that triggles the saw-(edited)
Anton (THP| Lawful Rep Ruiner) - Last Thursday at 5:28 PM
Anton slips in, slipping past the commotion and settles into a quiet corner of the room, taking out his flask he takes a sip
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:29 PM
"That better be ale" -as points gun at him as he comes out-
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:30 PM
"Oh for God's sake."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:30 PM
"ya ya" -laughs-
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:30 PM
"Guards..."
YOUR ASS JUST GOT TAZED, MILLIER
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:30 PM
"dont be rude to our lord" -as joking about is Christian-(edited)
"hehe" They giggle(edited)
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:31 PM
"Take Rayson around back.  I will join you shortly."
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 5:31 PM
"I can't help but think these people caught lawls.
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:31 PM
"sits next to Teresa*
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:32 PM
They cough
"damn it kid who set of a smoke bomb"
While looks around for it
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:32 PM
Then Teresa decks him.
"E n o u g h."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:33 PM
Is to busy coughting to notice
puts on a mask and inhales air from it and is fine
"damn it nice try who did it" as found it and throws it away really far(edited)
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:35 PM
"Security, clear the room.  Rayson, we are going to have words"
Teresa firmly grasps the ear of poor Millier and frog-marches him out.
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:39 PM
"Okay thats enough Missie please, sometimes this isn't really worth the time"
While He tries stopping her without forcing her to stop on his count(edited)
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:40 PM
"Rayson, you pulled a gun on people.  Don't do that."
"I am so sorry you all have to deal with this."
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:40 PM
"Gun?"
Oh hai Mark - Last Thursday at 5:40 PM
"Ahh it's alright."
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:42 PM
"Sorry, just... joking around with it" as puts it away on her order as looking in her purple eyes
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:43 PM
For further details on what happened after this, google "Tentacle hentai"
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:44 PM
"Teresa, Can I please ask you to chill just a little, just around us if its okay" While he gently tries torching her shoulder
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:45 PM
For those just catching up at home, Teresa's eyes are glowing purple, there's a WHAT THE HELL IS THAT coming out her mouth, and she's pulling a Vader-style necklift on Rayson here.
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:45 PM
I have no purple eyes"
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:45 PM
"Teresa?" as able to torch her shoulders and rubs it gently
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:47 PM
I want to torch her too"
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:48 PM
"I wouldnt" -as tries to keep them back as he has some expience with these types-(edited)
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:48 PM

Pictured: The Rayson Millier Experience
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:49 PM
laughs
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:49 PM
as tries grabs his breath "Teresa I know your in there"(edited)
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:50 PM
But it is too late, and this RP is now rated XXX
For tentacles
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:52 PM
he takes a deep breath and gets his feet up and foots it gently "Would you really do this to your friends who counts you as their family" as his foot slowy falls
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 5:52 PM
How he talks through a mouthful of tentacle is anyone's guess
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 5:52 PM
blows into Teresa's ear
Rayson - Last Thursday at 5:54 PM
as he slowy gets infected he does his last request of shotting it once and faints from it
Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 6:08 PM
Suddenly, he is not infected anymore.
Teresa's Pet Goddess (again) - Last Thursday at 6:09 PM

Exodite I, Tsar of THP - Last Thursday at 6:09 PM
"Ow, my the fact that you somehow got into this locked room to shoot me!"(edited)