monstermashed ref sheet

    Monstermashed
    sCare

    MAIM - Monster AOL Instant Messenger
    "began mauling"

    -Dracula = venerealDisease
    *Count of Blood - bright red
    *Derse
    *Sprite: bat
    *Strife: Rapierkind
    *"I vant to suck your blud."
    *Emoticons with fangs :K

    -Creature from the black lagoon = swampThing
    *Thief of Breath - blue
    *Derse
    *Sprite:
    *Strife:
    *Glubs at beginning and end of sentence
    *Bloops

    -Wolfman = lunarianShapeshifter
    *Hound of Light - orange
    *Prospit
    *Sprite:
    *Strife:
    *Wolf/Dog sounds
    *Maybe Scooby Doo speech?

    -Mummy = underWraps
    *Heir of Time - dark red
    *Derse
    *Sprite:
    *Strife: bandagekind
    *Moans a lot

    -Staypuft marshamallow man/Gozer the destructor = saccharineEctoplasm.
    *Knave of Sweet - pink
    *Derse
    *Sprite:
    *Strife:
    *All caps
    *No punctuation
    *Third person
    *GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR HAS ARRIVED

    -Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde = bifurcatedPsychologist
    *Foil of Mind - Teal
    *Prospit and Derse
    *Sprite:
    *Strife:
    *Alternates between perfect english and lack of punctuation + no caps except on EMOTIONAL WORDS

    -Frankenstine's monster = patchworkMonolith
    *Corpse of Life - Green
    *Prospit
    *Sprite:
    *Strife:
    *Types  a  little  slowly  with  double  spaces
    *[=Bolts=]

    -Pennywise = buoyantHarlequin
    *Clown of Fear - yellow
    *Prospit
    *Sprite:
    *Strife: balloonkind
    *C>~
    *Jokes constantly
    *"AHA! AHA! AHA!"

    -Xenomorph = chestBurster
    *Sage of Space - light green
    *Prospit
    *Sprite:
    *Strife: tailkind
    *Hisses and clicks
    *Emoticons with one mouth inside another :[ :[] ]

    -Cryptkeeper = abstrusePsychopomp
    *Wraith of Wit - Shamrock Green
    *Derse
    *Sprite:
    *Strife: bookkind
    *Bad death puns
    *Enthusiastic !!!!
    *Last word of every sentence is CAPITALIZED!!!
    *Rrrolls his rs if the r is at the beginning of the word

    -Michael Jackson = smoothCriminal
    *Prince of Pop - silver
    *Prospit
    *Sprite: Bubbles
    *Strife:
    *God tier he turns white
    *Only capitalizes Es
    *Quotes his songs

    Cryptkeeper d-> Dracula d-> Xenomorph p-> Wolfman p-> Mummy d-> Gozer d-> Frankie p-> Pennywise p-> Lagoon d-> Jekyll/Hyde pd-> MJ p

    ^ to be rewritten most likely

    Adventure Log from mspachan:
    Monsters. Demons. Nightmares. Dark creatures under you bed, in your closet. Things that go bump in the night.


    They gather together...

    To play a game.




    A Creature of the Night stands in the grand foyer of his spooky, evil castle. No doubt there is some whip-wielding warrior traversing the building's man halls and traps in order to defeat this foul man.

    But tonight, on the eve of his 400th year since he was sired with his undead form, he will abandon his usual haunts in order to play a game with his ghoulish acquaintances.


    What shall we call this villain?

    >Enter Name
    >____



            Anonymous 11/01/27(Thu)03:11 No. 4912

        >Old grumpy assface

    >>      Anonymous 11/01/27(Thu)03:17 No. 4913

        >Douchehammer Mcgee

    >>      Dandyman 11/01/27(Thu)03:25 No. 4914

        >Candycorn Sleuth
    >>      Anonymous 11/01/27(Thu)03:54 No. 4916

        >>4913
        this this this
        alternatively
        >Mordus McManus
    >>      Anonymous 11/01/27(Thu)04:06 No. 4918

        >Count Chocula





    You are none of these things!!

    You are the Lord of the Night!
    You are the King of Darkness!
    You are Vlad Dracule!
    You are the Impaler!

    You are

    COUNT DRACULA!
    And you are a VAMPIRE! (Oooo~, spooky!)

    Edward Cullen can suck your maggoty undead dick!



    >>      enigmaticfedora 11/01/27(Thu)04:18 No. 4920

        >Retrieve arms from coffin.




    You open up a nearby coffin to retrieve a pair of SKELETAL ARMS!

    There's also a whole skeleton in that coffin. Well, it WAS whole until you decided to steal the poor sap's arms. Sucks to be him.
    Maybe you can use these to smack around wahtever torch and pitchfork bearing peasants come your way to vanquish you or whatever.




    >>      enigmaticfedora 11/01/27(Thu)04:49 No. 4923

        >Get ye flask




    You have no flask! At least, not that you know of. A quick scan of your surroundings says that there is none in range.

    What's that sound?
    It sounds like it's coming from your CRYPTOP.





            Anonymous 11/01/27(Thu)05:13 No. 4926

        >Answer this no-doubt dapper monster






    You stalk over to your CRYPTOP.

    You open up the program MAIM- Monster AOL Instant Messenger. It recently became available in Romania, and you aren't sure how you feel about it.

    chestBurster [CB] began mauling veneralDisease [VD]
    CB: HHHHISSSSSSSSSS click click SSSSSSS
    CB: TSSSSHISSSSS
    VD: Oh, hello Xena.
    VD: I vasn't expecting a message frum you.
    VD: I am doing fine. Undead and unstaked, as usual.
    VD: And you, darling?
    CB: click click click HISSSSSTSSSSS HHHHHSSSS
    VD: Excellent, excellent. I take it you've been keeping your shell clean?
    VD: Vashing behind your spines and the underside uf your tail?
    CB: HISSSSSSTSSSSSS KHHHSSSSSSSS
    VD: Bluh huh huh! You know I cannot help but vorry about you, darling.
    VB: You are an excellent friend.
    CB: TSSSSS HISSS click click click
    CB: click click rrrrrr :[ :) ]
    VD: You are too kind!
    VD: Anyvays, vhat did you vant to speak about?
    CB: HISSSSSSS KHIISSSSS click click TSSSS
    VD: Yes, I am up to speed on the situation.
    VD: Is that vhat you vanted to speak about?
    CB: TSSSSSKHSSSSS HISSSSSS click HSSSSHHHIISSSSS click click
    VD: Of course, of course.
    VD: It's natural to be nervous, darling.
    VD: It is supposed to be a very intense game!
    CB: click click rrrrrr click :[ :C ]
    VD: I assure you, you are not alone.
    VD: I believe BP is just as nervous as you are!
    VD: Or, at least, part of him is. \:K
    CD: click click HHHIISSSSTSSSSSS
    VD: That is a good attitude to have!
    VD: I suggest you keep your mandibles up like that, you're a brave lass.
    CD: click click rrrrrrr :[ :3 ]
    VD: You're velcome. You know I enjoy seeing you... er, smile.
    CB: click click TSSSHISSSS?
    CB: HISSSSS?
    VD: No, I haven't spoken to BH or LS yet today.
    CB: click?
    VD: No, not AP either.
    VD: I'd rather not.
    CB: TSSSSS HISSS click
    VD: You're right, I probably should.
    VD: I'll get on that.
    VD: I vill talk to you later, darling.
    CB: HIIISSSS click rrr click! :[ :D ]

    veneralDisease [VD] ceased mauling chestBurster [CB]



    Welp, you should probably do as your BFF suggested and talk to either BH, LS, or AP about the game you're all about to play soon.

    Who should you maul first?




    You decide to talk to the cryptic abstrusePsychopomp first.

    veneralDisease [VD] began mauling abstrusePsychopomp [AP]
    VD: Xena has informed me that you vanted to speak vith me about the game.
    AP: Hehehe YES!!
    AP: This game is very IMPORTANT!!
    AP: We all will have our body parts to play until it's COMPLETION!
    AP: And you among us all will have a very important RRROLE!!
    AP: Although of corpse, I shouldn't say any morgue, or I'll ruin the SURPRISE!!
    VD: I sincerely hope I won't have to put up with your horrible puns throughout the entire game.
    AP: Hey now, there's no need to lose your DECOMPOSURE! HA!
    AP: That would be a rrrotten thing to do, albeit rrripe for more PUNS!!
    VD: Alright, let's get to the point.
    AP: Ah! Is that a fang pun I SEE?
    VD: No, no it isn't.
    VD: Vas there anything you actually needed me to know, or are you just going to be spooky and cagey?
    AP: Since when have any of our disgustions been any less cagey and CRYPTIC?!
    AP: I assure you, I merely wished to inform you of the importance of this GAME!!
    AP: Why it is important, and what rrrole you have to play, is for you to find OUT!!
    AP: In any case, I will be your server PLAYER!!
    AP: You will be the first player to enter, and from there, you will have your work cut out for YOU!!
    AP: You will have to dievide your time between playing and being Xena's SERVER!!
    AP: You will certainly have to urn your KEEP!!
    AP: There will be no room for MIS-STAKES!!
    AP: And that is all I have to say for NOW!!
    AP: Whenever you are ready to begin, let me KNOW!!
    AP: Because from there, we will have very little TIME!!

    abstrusePsychopomp [AP] ceased mauling veneralDisease [VD]

    VD: >:K Crazed old coot.




    >maul BH




    You decide to mau- oh hey, he's already messaging you.

    buoyantHarlequin [BH] began mauling veneralDisease [BH]
    BH: hey batty!!
    BH: you got prince albert in a can??
    BH: well ya better let him out!!
    BH: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
    BH: C>~
    VD: Vhen vill you people understand that I have no luve for your terrible jokes?
    BH: aww don't be such a party pooper batty!
    BH: wanna balloon?
    BH: C>~
    VD: No, I do not vant one of your silly little ASCII balloons, you prancing buffoon.
    BH: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
    BH: batty mad a rhyme!
    VD: I assure you, that vas unintentional.
    VD: Anyvays, Xena already informed me that you vish to speak vith me.
    BH: sure did!
    VD: Is it about the about the game perchance?
    BH: i have a question.
    BH: its very important
    BH: very serious
    VD: Go on.
    BH: is your refrigerator runnin?
    VD: Oh for the love of...
    BH: well ya better go an catch it!!
    BH: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
    BH: C>~
    VD: I am going to block you now.
    BH: wait wait wait batty!!
    BH: dont do that!
    BH: i really do have somethin important to ask!
    VD: Then hurry up and ask it, I am losing my already tested patience.
    BH: well ya see
    BH: i was wonderin if maybe we could change the enter order around a little
    VD: Vhy??
    BH: because you bozos stuck me between two of the slowest monsters around!
    BH: itd only be worse if i was the server for UW instead of ST!!
    BH: cant i be the server player for someone like SC or SE?
    BH: or maybe even LS?
    VD: For one thing, it was the Crypt Keeper who devised much of the entry order.
    VD: And as we all know, it is vise to trust his judgement, as much of a pain as he is.
    VD: You were placed between PM and ST for a reason, both to test and strengthen those two, as vell as you.
    VD: And for another thing, Xena insisted on being LS's server player, and I do not wish to deny her that.
    BH: fiiiiiiine!!!
    BH: if you lot are gonna force me to have the most boring game around then fine by me!!
    BH: ill show you whats what!
    BH: ill make turn those slowpokes inta speed demons!
    BH: also one more thing...
    VD: Vhat is it?
    BH: where do ghosts live?
    VD: Vell, it depends on the ghost. Let me try to remember where that Casper lad lives...
    BH: at the dead end!
    BH: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
    BH: C>~
    BH: aah i kill myself

    veneralDisease [VD] blocked buoyantHarlequin [BH]

    Well, now you can either maul LS, or do something else.
    What do?





            Anonymous 11/01/28(Fri)04:22 No. 5019

        >Drakky: Show off stife specibus.

        This adventure is worth it so far if just for the terrible jokes in the logs.

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