pickle rick destroys the universe

rick: m-morty... we should make... we should make a sci-fi comedy show, morty. a show that parodies some old 90's movies, m-morty, *burp*, and we need to make it... make it for adults, morty. we need to say the fuckwords in it a lot.

*rick looks to the camera*

rick: except that's what we're already in, morty. reality is just a television show, a-and we need to make sure that... that we don't disrupt the fabric of space-time by making jokes that are too shitty, morty. if we do that, then we'll all end up dead through being cancelled, m-morty. so don't make jokes that are too fucking shitty, morty.

morty: a-ah jeez, rick, i-i-i don't know if i can handle that pressure!

rick: don't worry, morty. i've got an idea for the funniest joke in all of television history.

*he points a laser gun at himself, and then blasts himself. his body changes and morphs, into a new shape.*

rick: I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY
I'M
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*at this point, everything in the universe starts to fade away and disappear, zooming out from the orange-colored planet that these two were on. black-and-white flames consume everything, appearing almost like the edges of the universe are collapsing in on the location of rick and morty.*

rick: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*the embers burn faster and brighter, consuming more and more. planets zoom in to show various locations from the show, with characters we've grown to know and love, their homes incinerated, as well as themselves. they don't appear to die, or be in pain - they simply disappear from existence, the moment they touch the show, just like reality itself*

rick: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*eventually, the show itself turns all black and white, and the only sound effect that can be heard is rick screaming "rick" at the top of his lungs, like a banshee heralding the apocalypse as the universe itself comes to an end*

rick: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*finally, the show's quality gets significantly worse, only being clipart vaguely in the shape of the characters, as the flames converge on their planet. there is no longer any sound.*

*one of those old-timey silent television things pops up, showing the dialogue, which reads:*

Richard: "-ick. Goodnight, sweet Morty."

*and with that, the flames consume the planet, destroying the entire universe of Rick and Morty*