Mon Hon Parody (Unnamed)

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(Monster hunter world?)...
MH double cross
Capcom come on, you're the boss
Oh, you can't read these moon runes? Than that's your loss.

Just bring it overseas, please, it'll be a breeze.
Don't make me try to play these, in Japanese. "Japanese!"

Razzle n' a dazzle in a flash of E3 lights
Monster Hunter World, an answer to our plight?
Looking like it came right outta Triple A machine
New spit n' shine, and new UI, a whole new sheen.

"Whoa!"

So Take a potion, an flex your arms.
Wait where is that? Raising some alarms.

Check the threads on /v/
"Ooh what the hell!?
Follow glow in the dark bees!
"A distinct casual smell"
For Mon Hun, Take a knee
"What a bombshell"

But what about, double cross?
Have all nintenbros lost? "man"

Listen! False flagging wojaks shrieking "NO"
"Was supposed to be our year, Nintenbros!"
On every other platform except the Switch
Oh wait it's on PC? Phew, without a hitch *(change lyric later?)*

stop console warring ,infighting and look at the game
Only thing it shares with Mon Hun is the name
What even is this generic Dinosaur?
Oh look another Rathalos, what a bore...
(Oh no!)

So take a paintball, and toss it out
Oh that's gone too? What is this about!?

Check the threads on /v/
"I'm literally shook"
Mounting monsters with ease!
"Just use a grappling hook!"
Infinite whetstones for free!
"Uh...so no combo books?"

That's it I'm importing
MH world I'm not supporting.

*(montage of monster hunter world controversy)*

You got the graphics, we got the game
But honestly, who's to blame?
So just stop "Stop!" Say what, just try it please.
Don't bash "trash crash smash" before release!

You feeling salty? New thread or two!

So take your great sword, and don't denounce
Ease off the gas a bit, it was just announced.
Check the threads on /v/
"At least it's on our shores"
Could be So Tasty!
"This means console war!"
At least it's on PC!
"Looks like a snore"
Graphics aren't so crappy!
"Oooooh I'm so torn!"
Next Gen, Finally!
"Forget it! Forget it!"
There'll be paid DLC
"Nooooo!"
For Mon Hun take a knee
*Crying*
No guarantee!
...."I'll probably still get it anyway"
(Long pause)
"Haha *snort* you fuckin' poor fag can't afford a Switch and a PS4 for both monster hunters-" "hey shut the fuck up."
Written by Pom