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- Mint as a TSA Agent
- TSA Mint: Hi, I see you're flying to Estonia. Is it business or pleasure?
- passenger-san: Pleasure. I'm going to meet my boyfriend.
- TSA Mint: *Gosling* It should have been me.
- passenger-san: I'm sorry?
- TSA Mint: What is your name?
- passenger-kun: Lin Yi Ming.
- TSA Mint: Uhhh give me a moment I don't recognize this country. I need to call my manager. *on the phone* uhuh yeah that right *Hangs up phone* It seems valid... for now.
- passenger-kun: That's great I'm so excited this is my One True Pairing you know.
- TSA Mint: Something has come up on you file. I'm going to have to put you through the body cavity scan.
- passenger-san: Oh unlucky.
- TSA Mint: Right this way *searching* hmmm barely a handful I don't know what he sees you.
- passenger-san: I'm sorry I feel uncomfortable.
- TSA Mint: I'm sorry I feel horny, we don't always get what we want.
- passenger-san: aaa okay I don't want to be a problem.
- TSA Mint: Well you seem to have cleared that. I see from your file you don't have a search history. Don't you think that's rather suspiscous.
- passenger-san: I don't really need to go on the internet only boys like that sort of thing.
- TSA Mint: You can go through now. Your flight is that way along with my dreams. *despondent like in real life*
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