Anon Trains Orc Troops

You boys want to hear some real horror stories?
Alright, so there's this local orc tribe I got in with, don't ask how, the why though is simple, their leaders are actually relatively smart by orc standards and know fighting humans is a really bad idea, and instead try to keep the other more... Average orc tribes in the area in check through constant war. I made some friends, told them I could help them out if they brought me scalps, and sell those scalps to get them some shit (and keep a little for myself, they don't mind). You know, toothpaste, toilet paper, stuff we take for granted but to them is like some gift from god.
Anyway, about a week ago had some pretty good cash to burn and figured it'd be funny if I bought five S&W AR's for them.
Here's just a few of the experiences I had when trying to teach them how the damn things worked:

>We cycled through about 30 different tribals throughout the day, only about 6 of them were able to grasp the concept of "pulling the trigger makes gun go boom" in less than five minutes
>One orc attempted to reload the rifle by shoving cartridges tip first into the ejection port
>Another literally just grabbed a fistful of cartridges and slapped them against the side of the rifle, looking confused when they all just fell
>Two fucking orcs thought the ejecting brass was the projectile and just started shooting in a direction they weren't even looking at trying to fling brass at the targets
>After learning how the sights worked, at least half the orcs put the rifle stock right up against their fucking faces, only two of these had both hands on the rifle
>One orc actually managed to get a magazine stuffed an inch into the ejection port
>Three of the fuckers actually shouldered the muzzle, one of them somehow managed to pull the trigger
>At least 40 cartridges were swallowed whole that day
>One managed to chew and swallow a magazine
>By one absolutely shining example of retardation man cannot comprehend, one of the orcs tried to reload his rifle but shoving another rifle muzzle first into the magwell, pushing it so far that the front sight was sticking out of the mag well; and as the cherry on the cake when his rifle failed to fire for obvious reason, he just grabbed the mangled one and fired it.
The total casulties of that day were two rifles and about twelve mildly injured orcs, four severely injured, and one dead.
Trust me, you won't know how bad things really are until the realization that you just praised one orc because she tried loading her magazine upside down and managed to realize and fix the issue after about two minutes hits you.