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- Be an engineer with a fascination for animal anatomy, Have a pink fluffy Pegasus named Circuit. You love circuit, you used to live all alone and had no time for friends or a girlfriend because of work “top engineers can’t have lives”, until you heard about those new popular little talking horses called fluffy ponies. Biotoys? You could dig that, saved up a serious wad of cash to buy a primo fluffy from a breeder. A Pegasus… you already knew you wanted a Pegasus, you love wings, one of nature’s best creations. Wait weeks, Dam finally pops, Only one Pegasus in the lot and it’s pink… whatever.jpg, pink is manly… sort of… Take her home, raise her on hugs and sketties. Best decision of your life, She sleeps with you on the bed, lays at your feet while you work, Never makes bad poopies or complains, She even brings you some of the smaller tools like a ruler or a screwdriver if you ask her to. Smart fluffy for a Pegasus, worth the money. Everything was great, until the accident. One day you let circuit watch a documentary on birds, “You don’t think she understood any of the scientific information” but she loved the wingie-fwys. You like birds circuit? “buy a bird feeder for your window” leave window open for circuit to watch. You shouldn’t have left the window open… God why did you leave the window open.
- “BE CIRCUIT” You are ciwcut, you are best fwuffy, You have the best daddeh, he bought you a present so you can watch the wingy-fwies. You wuv daddeh, you have to remember to give him best hugs for the speciaw pwesent. “Be watching the wingy-fwies” Ciwcut wuv wingy-fwies, daddeh wuvs wingy-fwies to. Maybe daddeh will wuv ciwcut even more if Ciwcut can fwy to! Daddeh will be pwoud.
- “Be circuts owner” Be engaged in your work until lunch finally rolls around. Circuit lunch time!... Circuit?... Circuit…? OHSHIT *runs to the window* Circuit fucking jumped and is splattered in the parking lot four stories down. Rush down the stairs, she’s unconscious but her heart is still beating, fucking god blessed miracle. Scoop up her remains and charge upstairs. It can’t fucking end like this, not circuit, she’s too special, you can’t just replace her. You called in all your vacation and sick time for work, three weeks you have been working constantly, you barely eat or sleep, and when you do its on the floor next to circuit. She’s stabilized… just a few more days now and she should wake up…
- “BE CIRCUIT” Everything feels heavy… It’s too bright, the big shine doesn’t usually hurt your eyes, you must have been sleeping… And dreaming… a scawy dweam, You wanted to make daddy proud because you have the best daddy, but you were falling and everything huwt, You took wongest sweepies, that was a scawy dream. When you have scawy dweams daddy gives you the best hugs and makes you feew betew. Whew Daddeh? Daddeh? DADDEH?? OH MY GOD CIRCUIT!! You’re awake!! Daddeh is cwying, Siwwy Daddeh Nu cwy, Ciwcut hewe. I’m so glad you’re awake… Hold on let me find a mirror. W What do you think of your new body? I worked really hard, even added some things and IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Why Ugwy Munsta Wook at Ciwcut?? Make Munsta Go away!!! Sweetie that’s not a monster, that’s you, you fell and you *Circuit begins sobbing* Ciwcut Ugwy!! Ciwcut Ugwy Munsta!! Ciwcut Wan Die…
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