$name : The Order Scene Generator
$author : Linds
$description : Generates a scene!
$amount : 4
$picture : http://s1.postimg.org/hr8yzlt23/cookie.png
$button : Bake!

$character
vaughn
jack
janet
effie
dipper
patrick
eliot
alice
laurent
sharon
topher
charles
erik
damen
fiona
odette
haymitch
penny
victor
fletcher
may
gaeta
rhys
athena
kate
simon
sasha
coulson
evelyn
kirk
holden
lily
mccoy

$object
an aged and hand-annotated copy of Fellowship
a pair of glasses with one lens cracked
an aged and empty shadowbox mounted on the wall, with the faded outline of what used to be inside it
a pair of underwear that say NYMPHO on the butt
a letter from home
someone's favorite coffee mug, in pieces
a crumpled up piece of notebook paper stuck between the cushions of a window seat with a half-written love letter on it
a quiz with a really bad grade
a notecard that says FUCK YOU, underlined three times
a single cufflink
the instruction booklet from a battery-operated toy
a cootie catcher with people's names inside it
an elaborate pros/cons list
a notecard with a list of names and phone numbers
someone's high school yearbook
disc 2 of Felicity Season 3 DVD box set
someone's wallet-sized prom photo
a cross like the one Sarah Michelle Gellar wears in Cruel Intentions

$magic object
a mostly-incinerated scrap of paper with a bit of spell visible
a set of disambiguated fingers for text to type
a worf pop figure that continuously practices with tiny batleth
dried pool of love potion that you can't get off the side table
a pile of small circular discs the size of coins, with no markings
a rock with a rune (thurisaz) etched into it by hand
a blank tarot card from the rider waite deck (back design intact)
a small, handmade doll with a suspicious resemblance to someone in the room
a passport that you think you can read, but you actually can't
a slim 3 ring binder full of dodgy-looking spells printed from old usenet posts
a poison ring with suspicious residue inside
a rough and featureless clay golem, 6" tall
a half-finished, hand-drawn diagram of an obscure mental ward
a magic text that details 3 out of the 4 hand motions it takes to open it
a ziplock baggie with chopped roots inside, labeled USE BY 12/12
a shoe with a sigil carved into the rubber of the heel
a fully redacted novella, even the cover
a perfectly shaped, copper model of a big toe
a photo with a face scratched over by a sigil in pen
 a printout of the first page of google image search results for "nazar tattoo"
a covered petri dish, sealed with wax, with an unidentifiable substance inside
some notes for a spell, with "WRONG" in red ink and corrections down the sides
some photocopied pages in old english giving instructions on dream-spying
a paper on the ethics of mental manipulation/coercion

$motivation
think something has been stolen from you
just failed a test
need to make plans for an upcoming holiday to avoid going home
got ditched for a friday night date and need new plans
need to study for a test / write a paper
got sexiled and need a place to sleep
just had a fight with your parents/s.o. and need a place to cry or mope in privacy
promised they'd supply something for tonight's party that they now can't follow through on
are hungover as fuck from last night's party
didn't sleep last night bc last night's party kept them awake
just got told off by a teacher in front of everyone
need to be right about something, anything
think someone ate your last yogurt / drank your last beer
were supposed to meet someone for a study session but blew it off
need a ride into town
want company on your boring errands for the day
want coaching on texting your crush
need the entire coffee table to go over welters plays
overheard, and now have to keep, someone else's secret
have a really petty curse on you but can't ask for help
broke something practicing magic and don't want to fess up
need hair/scrap of clothing/etc from someone for a secret spell
need to borrow $100
are sick, need nurturing, feel embarrassed about it
are sick, demand nurturing, feel not at all embarrassed
are mad about something else and it taking it out here and now
just broke up, need angry anti boys/girls rant
are trying to get a friend to pay you back the money you loaned them
are waiting for an important phone call
are procrastinating making an important phone call
need detailed feedback on outfit for a date
need detailed feedback on a breakup / make-up email
need to get drunk enough to confront someone who’s been talking shit
need to get drunk enough to tell someone how they feel
are tired of always holding it together, need to break down
need a double-date tomorrow, so you're looking to set 2 people here up

$their motivation
think something has been stolen
just failed a test
need to make plans for an upcoming holiday to avoid going home
got ditched for a friday night date and need new plans
need to study for a test / write a paper
got sexiled and need a place to sleep
just had a fight with parents/s.o. and need a place to cry or mope in privacy
promised they'd supply something for tonight's party that they now can't follow through on
are hungover as fuck from last night's party
didn't sleep last night bc last night's party kept them awake
just got told off by a teacher in front of everyone
need to be right about something, anything
think someone ate their last yogurt / drank their last beer
they were supposed to meet someone for a study session but blew it off
need a ride into town
want company on their boring errands for the day
want coaching on texting their crush
need the entire coffee table to go over welters plays
overheard, and now have to keep, someone else's secret
have a really petty curse on them but can't ask for help
broke something practicing magic and don't want to fess up
need hair/scrap of clothing/etc from someone for a secret spell
need to borrow $100
are sick, need nurturing, feel embarrassed about it
are sick, demand nurturing, feel not at all embarrassed
are mad about something else and it taking it out here and now
just broke up, needs angry anti boys/girls rant
are trying to get a friend to pay them back the money they loaned them
are waiting for an important phone call
are procrastinating making an important phone call
need detailed feedback on outfit for a date
need detailed feedback on a breakup / make-up email
need to get drunk enough to confront someone who’s been talking shit
need to get drunk enough to tell someone how they feel
are tired of always holding it together, needs to break down
need a double-date tomorrow, so is looking to set 2 people here up

$tech incident
local swipe right
local swipe left
2 am buttdial
unusual / incriminating social media check in
facebook lyrics post
reblog of an old livejournal post from when someone was in middle school
snap with the rainbow vomit filter
tumblr social justice rant
relationship status update
accidental like on an ex's picture from 2 years ago
like on a crush's photo from 2 years ago
photo upload that accidentally has a sex toy in the background
n00d / dick pic
comment on a tangential stranger's status
photo of someone fashionable or serious in a snuggie
instagram of someone passed out on the couch
email you're BCC'd on
snap of someone's tie on a doorknob
snap of "I <3 U" written in the snow
twitter selfie with obvious editing
accidental crush confession in a status update instead of a PM
drunk dial everyone overhears
half a comment sent too-early with enter key

$circumstances
found
lost
stole
won
heard about

$timing
yesterday
this morning
after the big party last night
during the big party last night
during finals
during school break

$phrase
Today, you [motivation]. Also, you [circumstances] [magic object], and you think it might have something to do with the [object] you [circumstances] [timing], or maybe [character] is somehow connected, because they [their motivation]... and there was that [tech incident] [timing], too.<br><br>