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  1. [23:23] GMOwen I bring a message from THE PAST, to THE FUTURE: Was this session any good? I don’t know yet!
  2. [23:24] GMOwen INTRO: Remember last time? That time when Yukiko pecked Josh on the cheek? That isn’t a thing that stopped happening or anything. Maybe it will cause CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
  3. [23:24] GMOwen INTRO: Pssh. Unlikely. Josh is observing Yukiko's completed training room, which has deprived him if things like a piano and a ping-pong table.
  4. [23:25] [Owen]Josh wishes to play a lament for his lost dreams. But he can't because THERE IS NO PIANO ON WHICH TO PLAY IT.
  5. [23:29] [Owen]Josh [GM: huh, who is also Yukiko, says that there's some wooden floor paneling, some mini bamboo in a pot in the corner, a scroll with something probably forceful and Japanese along with a few watercolor paintings of battles and stuff.]
  6. [23:30] Luize ...nice place....
  7. [23:31] Luize looks around, still a bit baffled how she assembled it so quickly.
  8. [23:31] [Owen]Josh "Obvious lack of ping-pong table. But, yeah, nice."
  9. [23:33] Yukiko I modeled it after the one I used back home.
  10. [23:34] [Owen]Josh nods.
  11. [23:34] [Owen]Josh "You start with what you know."
  12. [23:34] Luize ...can we still add the ping pong table Yuki?...
  13. [23:35] Yukiko No.
  14. [23:35] Luize Drats.
  15. [23:35] Luize ..how did she win again Josh?...
  16. [23:36] [Owen]Josh looks over deadpanningly at Luize.
  17. [23:36] [Owen]Josh "By joining me in getting tricked by Mirai."
  18. [23:36] [Owen]Josh "Misery loves company."
  19. [23:37] Luize sighs and makes a :S face before panning around again.
  20. [23:38] Luize At least we can still...sorta relax in here.
  21. [23:38] Yukiko Anyhow, now that the dojo is complete, we can begin your training.
  22. [23:38] [Owen]Josh "Wait, whose?"
  23. [23:38] Luize Yours I think...
  24. [23:38] [Owen]Josh "The fourteen-year-old's? She's small and growing."
  25. [23:38] Luize Since I'm not fat or a male body.
  26. [23:39] Luize Or the object of the Kuniochi's interest.
  27. [23:39] [Owen]Josh "I'm already old and past all hope. You do your best work before you're 20 or you'll never amount to anything."
  28. [23:39] [Owen]Josh shrugs.
  29. [23:39] [Owen]Josh "Also I'm not fat."
  30. [23:40] Luize You're getting there.
  31. [23:40] Luize prods Josh's side.
  32. [23:40] Yukiko Wait.
  33. [23:40] Yukiko Luize, how many times have I told you to treat the master with respect?
  34. [23:41] [Owen]Josh waits and looks at the ninja. He can look at her, and thus she is NOT A VERY GOOD NINJA.
  35. [23:41] Luize B-but he's fine with it...right?..
  36. [23:41] Luize looks up to Josh with a pleading face.
  37. [23:42] [Owen]Josh "What kind of a question even IS that?"
  38. [23:43] Yukiko In any case, I was referring to both of you.
  39. [23:43] Yukiko And the flighty one.
  40. [23:43] Yukiko And the wreckage that's somewhere upstairs.
  41. [23:43] [Owen]Josh prods Luize's side in the same way.
  42. [23:43] [Owen]Josh "Hah. You're fat~"
  43. [23:44] Luize H-hey.. hehe... that tickles~
  44. [23:44] Yukiko "Pay attention!"
  45. [23:44] Luize E-eh?
  46. [23:45] Luize turns to Yukiko.
  47. [23:45] [Owen]Josh is attentive now! Ninjas are serious business!
  48. [23:45] Yukiko "When I said we could start your training, I meant it's starting. Now."
  49. [23:45] Luize Who's we?..
  50. [23:46] [Owen]Josh puts his hands together like in lame kung-fu movies and bows.
  51. [23:47] [Owen]Josh "Hai, Yukiko-Sensei."
  52. [23:49] Yukiko "Anyhow. Het's start off with something light.
  53. [23:49] Yukiko "Both of you, two hundred situps."
  54. [23:49] Luize Wahhh..
  55. [23:49] [Owen]Josh "Timed, or not timed?"
  56. [23:51] Yukiko "Not timed."
  57. [23:51] Luize sobs on the inside.
  58. [23:51] Luize B-but I do my stretches each morning already...
  59. [23:51] Yukiko "THen this should be no problem for you. Get to it."
  60. [23:53] Luize ;_;
  61. [23:53] [Owen]Josh finds it's best not to argue. He sits down and paces himself. No time limit means don't wear yourself out in the first 50!
  62. [23:54] Luize sighs.
  63. [23:55] [Owen]Josh "Can you at least stand on my feet so I don't slip?"
  64. [23:56] Yukiko "Oh, fine."
  65. [23:57] Yukiko does as instructed.
  66. [23:58] Luize lays down and starts doing them with ease.
  67. [00:01] Luize 69....70....71...
  68. [00:01] Yukiko nods, watching the two work.
  69. [00:01] [Owen]Josh is glad that Yukiko isn't the kind of girl that would think such a request would just be an excuse to try and look up her skirt.
  70. [00:02] Yukiko feels that the insid of her skirt is technically the master's property anyhow.
  71. [00:03] Luize 98....99....100...101...102...103...
  72. [00:05] [Owen]Josh is getting beat by a 14-year-old girl. He blames the youthful energy and sugar.
  73. [00:08] Luize Cmon Josh!~ You won't impress your sensei going that slow~
  74. [00:08] [Owen]Josh "Nnngh... Pacing... Always best to... be steady..."
  75. [00:08] Luize I have been steady you silly boy.
  76. [00:09] Luize giggles as she hits the 150 mark.
  77. [00:10] Luize 151~... 152~... 153~..
  78. [00:10] [Owen]Josh "I'm not... studying... Phys-Ed... Luize..."
  79. [00:10] Luize starts adding tildes.
  80. [00:10] [Owen]Josh [GM: Maid magic goes beyond defying reality, apparently.]
  81. [00:11] Luize Neither am I~
  82. [00:11] Luize 169...170....171....
  83. [00:13] [Owen]Josh "I told you... I'm old, past hope..."
  84. [00:13] [Owen]Josh "Twenty years... might as well be dead."
  85. [00:13] Luize You're not since I mean...oofo...getting hard now...yuki likes you.
  86. [00:13] Luize 189...190...191.....192....
  87. [00:14] Yukiko "Stop that, Luize."
  88. [00:14] Luize Counting?...
  89. [00:14] [Owen]Josh "Women... can like... older men, right?"
  90. [00:15] Luize Yes Josh, in fact.. experience plays alot.
  91. [00:15] Yukiko "See, you've given him a mistaken impression."
  92. [00:15] Luize Oh, sorry Yuki... just thought you did like him.. guess I was wrong.
  93. [00:15] [Owen]Josh "Why am I even... a part of this... conversation?"
  94. [00:15] [Owen]Josh "This is... a stupid... conversation."
  95. [00:16] Luize It's girl talk~
  96. [00:16] [Owen]Josh is still pacing, but obviously much slower than Luize. He's at the one hundred forties.
  97. [00:16] Luize 197...198...199.....200!
  98. [00:16] Luize falls back on the mat with a sigh.
  99. [00:17] Yukiko "Good, Luize. A little slow, but I underestimated your fitness."
  100. [00:18] Luize Did you think I was all show?
  101. [00:18] Luize :T
  102. [00:18] [Owen]Josh "Yes."
  103. [00:18] Luize Hey!
  104. [00:19] Luize makes an even bigger :T, complete with a bigger puffed cheek.
  105. [00:20] [Owen]Josh employs the never-before used :Y face back at Luize!
  106. [00:20] Yukiko "But it seems I was wrong. At least in part."
  107. [00:22] Luize Ah.. so I'm done now right?
  108. [00:22] Yukiko "Yes. You can start on the next part, now."
  109. [00:23] Luize Wait... what!?
  110. [00:23] Luize bolts up in a sitting position looking very surprised at Yuki.
  111. [00:23] Yukiko "What?"
  112. [00:24] Luize n-nothing.. its...do you really do this all the time as well Yuki?
  113. [00:24] [Owen]Josh is still sitting and upping.
  114. [00:25] [Owen]Josh "Nnnhhhoooo, she's... she's beating meeee..."
  115. [00:25] Yukiko shakes her head.
  116. [00:25] Luize Then why are you making us do it....
  117. [00:26] Yukiko "I do something a bit more intensive three times a week."
  118. [00:27] Luize ...which is?
  119. [00:31] [Owen]Josh completes the regimen! Huzzaaaaaah crap that hurts.
  120. [00:32] [Owen]Josh "Nnggghh... ow..."
  121. [00:33] Yukiko "About 750 situps, 750 pushups, 200 pullups, and then a brisk hour-long jog. What about it?"
  122. [00:33] Luize .....
  123. [00:34] Luize squints.
  124. [00:34] Luize ...so.. tell me which one allows you to cling on the the cieling?
  125. [00:34] Luize [And that cat comes up and purrs against Yukiko's leg.]
  126. [00:34] Yukiko "That's just aptitude and skill. Nothing to do with my training regimen."
  127. [00:35] Luize Can you teach me that?
  128. [00:35] [Owen]Josh crawls around on the floor for a while. Like he cares what he looks like.
  129. [00:36] Yukiko "No."
  130. [00:36] Luize Why not?
  131. [00:36] Luize frowns.
  132. [00:37] [Owen]Josh "Because ninja."
  133. [00:37] Yukiko "That."
  134. [00:37] [Owen]Josh "Watch more television."
  135. [00:38] Yukiko "Now then. On to the next step."
  136. [00:38] [Owen]Josh sits down. Still hurts. Dang it Yuki, that kiss was supposed to make you go easy on him!
  137. [00:40] [Owen]Josh "Remind me again why I agreed to this, Yuki?"
  138. [00:41] Yukiko "Because you don't have a choice."
  139. [00:41] Luize Gotta live up to her expectation Josh~
  140. [00:42] [Owen]Josh "You haven't seen The Matrix, have you Yuki?"
  141. [00:42] Luize You're the chosen one?
  142. [00:42] Yukiko "The what?"
  143. [00:42] Luize Neo~
  144. [00:43] Yukiko "I'm sorry, I don't have much exprience with Western media."
  145. [00:43] [Owen]Josh "The Matrix means everything starts with choice."
  146. [00:44] Luize The choice to obey Yukiko you mean~
  147. [00:44] [Owen]Josh "Or not to."
  148. [00:45] Luize ...well.. Josh look at it this way. You're living with her, you don't really have a choice in the matter now...
  149. [00:46] Yukiko "I assure you that the other options are far less appealing than this one."
  150. [00:46] [Owen]Josh "Technically, SHE is living with ME, as it is MY house."
  151. [00:46] [Owen]Josh makes a POINT.
  152. [00:47] Yukiko "That is true. However, as your servant it is my priority to ensure your healthy lifestyle. Even against your will, if it is necessary."
  153. [00:47] Luize I blame Uncle Joe.
  154. [00:47] [Owen]Josh "Hey, I walk to school and eat right! I'm better than average!"
  155. [00:47] [Owen]Josh attempts POINT number two!
  156. [00:48] Yukiko "Average is nowhere near good enough. Especially if those two things are above average."
  157. [00:49] Yukiko "Can I continue instruction now?"
  158. [00:49] Luize Yes~
  159. [00:49] Luize sobs on the inside again.
  160. [00:50] Yukiko "Now, as this is a dojo, it's only natural that I teach you some sort of martial art."
  161. [00:52] Luize ok..
  162. [00:54] Yukiko "So I will teach you some of the basics of Sun Tai Chi Chuan."
  163. [00:55] [Owen]Josh groans.
  164. [00:55] [Owen]Josh "Gaaah... that's balance, isn't it?"
  165. [00:56] Luize It is?
  166. [00:56] [Owen]Josh shrugs as he continues to sit.
  167. [00:56] [Owen]Josh "Well, like, Tai Chi is all about balance, strong-to-weak and stuff."
  168. [00:57] Yukiko "Balance, harmony, it focuses on multiple aspects. But yes."
  169. [00:57] Luize leans on Josh, listening to Yukiko's speech.
  170. [00:59] Yukiko "I chose this art because it has an internal focus. I can make you train your bodies all I'd like, and you'd still lack the aspects that this can teach you."
  171. [01:02] [Owen]Josh "You can explain that while we're balancing on one foot, Yuki."
  172. [01:02] Yukiko "Right."
  173. [01:03] Yukiko leads the two through a few forms.
  174. [01:03] Luize [The cat nyahhs and purrs against Yukiko for attention.]
  175. [01:05] Yukiko "Not now, Musashi."
  176. [01:06] [Owen]Josh does not think he should stand for this. Perhaps he should use homework as an excuse?
  177. [01:07] Luize Ah.. this is harder than it looks..
  178. [01:07] [Owen]Josh "Meh. Has practical application though. I guess."
  179. [01:07] [Owen]Josh "As long as you ignore the hipsters who says its for old people."
  180. [01:08] Yukiko "It does. It's an effective form for self-defense."
  181. [01:09] Luize hmm..
  182. [01:09] Luize go on~
  183. [01:10] [Owen]Josh "Even though you could just defend us instead..."
  184. [01:10] [Owen]Josh is making points right and left, oh man, look at how pointy the room is.
  185. [01:11] Yukiko "That is true. And?"
  186. [01:14] [Owen]Josh "Aaaaannnd HOMEWORK!"
  187. [01:14] [Owen]Josh makes a break for upstairs! Ninja best catch him!
  188. [01:14] Yukiko "What?"
  189. [01:15] Yukiko "Hey!"
  190. [01:15] Luize ...and there he goes...
  191. [01:16] Yukiko flicks her wrist, catching Josh's arm with a thin chain.
  192. [01:17] Luize ....?
  193. [01:17] Luize ...ooh. Nice skills.
  194. [01:17] Yukiko "Where are you going, Josh?"
  195. [01:19] [Owen]Josh flumps to the floor.
  196. [01:20] [Owen]Josh "Umm... upstairs, yeah. For, homework, that is, around."
  197. [01:20] [Owen]Josh is telling the truth but is doing a bad job of it.
  198. [01:22] Yukiko "....I see. We'll meet again at 2pm, three days from now. Is that good?"
  199. [01:22] [Owen]Josh "Wha? That long? I mean, I can do it today, just... not all at once, you know?"
  200. [01:22] [Owen]Josh "You gotta work up to it, right?"
  201. [01:23] Luize Josh's right~
  202. [01:23] Luize It's just like a relationship Yuki~
  203. [01:23] Luize You gotta take it one step at a time~
  204. [01:24] Yukiko "This is enough for today. Three days."
  205. [01:26] [Owen]Josh rolls his eyes. What does that girl want, anyways?
  206. [01:27] GMOwen LOL I DUNNO. WAT DO?
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