Golden Opportunities

>It was late at night
>Luna's moon hung high in the air
>Spike and Starlight had gone to bed hours ago
>Your entire castle was dark, silent, and still
>Moonlight illuminated your room along with the very dim light orb that was hanging above your head
>You were sprawled over your bed
>A mountain of pillows surrounded you on all sides
>Each joint and pressure point was supported by pegasus feather-stuffed pillow-y goodness
>You had a very nice blanket that Mr. Cake had knitted for you for your birthday draped over you
>To your left was a small cup of cocoa
>To your right was a bowl of carrot chips
>It had been a long, long day of princess-y duties
>You were tired, and you knew that staying up this late wasn't going to do you any favors because you knew that you were going to have to get up bright and early for another long, busy day
>But you couldn't sleep
>Tonight, you were indulging in your new favorite nightly pastime
>In your hooves was a notebook
>To any that looked at it, it would have appeared to be just a regular old, plain notebook that anypony could right in
>But that wasn't exactly true
>This notebook was special
>Magical if you will
>This notebook was the twin to the one that you had given your buddy Sunset Shimmer, who was living in humanland
>It allowed you to be able to communicate to each other, and communicate you did
>For months the two of you had been talking
>From your thoughts to feelings to friendship lessons, the two of you wrote back and forth about everything and anything

>And you really liked that
>You had always wanted a pen pal, and with a little magic you had gotten yourself one that lived in a different dimension
>It might have been a little colty but so what?
>It wasn’t like you were showing it to everypony!
>...
>That being said, there was a little problem with this whole penpal thing
>Alicorn or not, princess or not, you were still the same quizzical little booknerd that you had been since you could walked
>You liked to learn things
>Study them
>Take them apart and see how they worked
>You liked to look at cultures, science, religions, biology, norms, anatomy, and ideas and everything in between
>And sweet sun was the world that Sunset found herself in DIFFERENT
>Only a single sentient raced lived on that world
>Humans, they called themselves
>And sweet Luna were they not only different but WEIRD
>There were a lot of things that fascinated you about this newly discovered race
>For one, they had developed a bunch of fancy doohickeys like cars and planes and these tiny computers called cell phones
>All of the humans also wore clothes everyday all day, even when they were home
>They walked differently, they talked differently
>They way they they used things was different, as was the way that they held things
>The list went on and on and on
>It had been jarring during those few days there when you had been trying to get your crown back, but you had only seen the TIP of the iceberg
>If what Sunset said was true, this world, their dimension was completely different from yours at the most fundamental levels
>...No
>Not different
>Things there were more… raw, less controlled
>Harmony did not rule all
>In fact, if you didn’t know any better, you’d have said that chaos was more at work there
>There was magic, but it was... different
>There were monsters in the seas and in the forest, but they were different from the ones here
>Wilder, more dangerous, rarer, DIFFERENT
>And then there were the cultural differences
>...

>Whoo filly were there cultural differences...
>From what Sunset had told you, and the books and various other documents that you had INSISTED she send you--since you had initially thought that she was full of horse apples when she told you this-- the gender ratio wasn't skewed
>There were almost an equal amount of mares and stallions
>Publically herding was looked down upon and sometimes even considered taboo
>Males were the breadwinners, while the females were the ones that stayed at home
>Stallions, men, whatever you wanted to call them; they were the dominate race
>Nearly every position of power, governmental or otherwise, was filled by men
>Since the dawn of time, every war ever fought was fought by men
>From music to science to war, everything was, and is, led by men
>Sure, Sunset insisted that women were beginning to have more of a say in things--just like with stallions here at home-- but even so human males were still the ones that had the teats in the family
>And that bucking BLEW you away
>Never in your wildest dreams could you imagine anything like this
>The thought of having an aggressive, marely, hardworking colt ALL BY YOURSELF was beyond your wildest dreams
>It was unlike anything that you had ever read or heard about
>No novel, no sociological experiment, nothing ever came close to something like THIS
>And it only got strangers with each thing that your friend told you
>Stallions not being able to find a mare?
>Stallions supporting a mare and not the other way around?
>Court's ruling in favor of mares and not stallions, especially when it came to foals?
>It didn't happen
>It COULDN'T Happen
>It was impossible
>Unthinkable
>But, by the luck of the fates, your bacon-haired friend had found herself such a world
>And sweet Celestia almighty were you having a field day learning everything that you could
>Everything
>EVERYTHING
>Sunset, of course, had been more than happy to fill up your void of knowledge in every way that you wanted

>N-No homo...
>And that had lead you to your SECOND problem
>Sunset, for all intents and purposes, had found herself in a mare's wet dream
>It was only natural for her to... share her experiences
>All of them
>In detail
>//I swear to Celestia it was AMAZING, Twi. I didn't have to get him dinner or take him out or ANYTHING! All I did was spread my legs and he was eating me out!//
>You let out a chuckle as you watched the letters appearing in your notebook
>Reaching for your quill, you began writing yourself
//I can only imagine.//
>//The best part is that the other girls act like they don't even WANT a guy! There's TONS of single, good-looking guys running around the school that they won't even LOOK at!//
>Sunset's hoofwriting began to get a little sloppier, like it always did when she got excited and started writing faster
>//And you can do anything to these guys that you want! You can take them home, fill them with drinks, and do ANYTHING!//
>The text continued on for a sentence or two before they were erased
>You nuzzled your cheek against your pillow, waiting for your friend to collect her thoughts
>//You can blow them, grab their ass in public, talk dirty to them, even SIT on their faces if you want! Every single guy I've been with has eaten me out without ASKING. I'm up to my teats in cock and it's the BEST!//
>You gently frowned
>More than once you've heard the other girls complaining how hard it is to get a colt to go down on them
>And sitting on a colts face?
>Wew filly...
>Tapping the tip of your quill against the paper, you began to write
//So how does a human taste?//
>//It depends on what they eat, just like back home I guess. Usually it’s a little salty tho//
>You licked your lips
>That wasn't the first time that you had asked that question
>You had asked Sunset all of that and more

>Much, much, MUCH more, multiple times
>But, for some reason, you couldn't help but ask it again and again
>Why? You honestly didn't know
>You were just blue-beaning yourself after all
>You've never KISSED a stallion, much less BLEW one…
>...
>Or SAT on one’s face…
>Wew...
>A quiet sigh escaped your lips
>Who the hay knows...
>Maybe you were just trying to live vicariously through her...
//Do they eat you out until you cum?//
>//Yep! They'll usually stay down there all day if I want! It's awesome!//
>Your wings ruffled against your sides
>You sucked in a lungful of air, trying to ignore the pang of jealousy and want that flared up in your stomach
//Well, I'm happy that you're having such a good time. It sounds amazing.//
>//It is. I feel like a filly in a candy store.//
>...
>You don't know WHY you do this to yourself every night...
>You always end up feeling lousy by the end...
>Your ears flatten against your skull
>Dipping your quill back into the pot of ink that hovered in the air via magic, you were about to bid your friend goodnight when new text began to appear
>//Hey, isn't it about time for the mirror to activate again?//
>Your brow furrowed slightly at the question
//...I think so. Why?//
>//You should come on over and stay with me for a couple of days. That way we can get you some grade-A cock.//
>You very nearly swatted your pot of ink out of the air in surprise
>You did knock over your cocoa, and it was only through the grace of Celestia that you didn’t burn yourself
>Cursing loudly, you began magicking yourself a towel as you continued to write
//WHAT?!//
>//Yeah, you could stay at my place, we could look around a bit and find you a guy to mess around with for a couple of days.//
>Your face reddens while you teleport your now empty cocoa mug to the kitchen
>...
>Buck...
>It was going to be a pain in the flank to get this stain out...

//I can't. I'm too busy.//
>//No you're not, you liar.//
//Hey, unlike SOMEPONY, I have a job to do.//
>//You're a princess, Twi. You can take the day off whenever you feel like it.//
//It's not that simple, Sunset.//
>//Yes it is. You're just being a baby. A big, scared baby.//
>Your chest puffed out and your eyes widened
>This time you accidentally spill your carrot chips, but you barely notice it
>Right now you’re getting ready to tear this filly a new one
//I AM NOT A BABY! YOU'RE A BABY!//
>For about a minute Sunset doesn't write anything back
>Huffing, you wiggle around on your bed, a big smile on your face
>HAH!
>You bucking showed her!
>She was the baby!
>A big, scaredy BABY!
>You were about to close the notebook--drop the mic if you will--but before you could text began to appear on its pages yet again
>//Twi... You're one of the best friends that I've ever had. You're like a sister to me. A weird, dorky little sister.//
>Aw...
>That was reall--
>Hey now!
>//I know how it is in Equestria. I know how the stallions are there; I know how other mares are around the stallions. I even know how lonely it can get because you have to know somepony or suck a lot of teat to be even CONSIDERED in a herd. It's shitty, and I know that you know it’s shitty.//
>...
>It...
>It's not that great honestly...
>//I'm not asking you to go nuts like I've been doing. You're not that kind of mare. Still though, I think that it would be nice if you found a guy here and had some fun.//
>You slowly began to deflate as the text continued
>//Most of these guys aren't the backstabbing, shitty pricks in Equestria. A lot of them are nice, open, simple guys. The kind of guys that you need to grab with both hands and hold them close so that they don't get away. There's tons of them. TONS.//

>...
>//If it'd make you more comfortable, the two of us could pick out a guy together and spend a couple of days with him.//
>...
>Your quill floats back over to the paper, seemingly having a mind of its own
//...Really?//
>//There's a reason that I haven't really wanted to go back to Equestria, Twi, other than all of the friends that you helped me make here.//
>...
>Whoo...
>How did this go from blowjobs to being this heartfelt and heavy this quick?
>You dryly swallowed, feeling your stomach tightening
>It sounded like a great plan...
>Too good to be true in fact
>And you HAD seen just how nice the guys in Canterlot High had been when you were there, even though you were there for just a couple of days...
>...
>No...
>You can't do something like that
>You were a princess
>Things were expected of you
>You couldn't just go on some adventure to get your cunt filled!
>You were better than that
>Sighing again, you nodded to yourself
>You were just going to have to politely refuse
>That was the right thing to do
>The sensible thing
//You'll make sure that everything goes alright?//
>//I promise that the two of us will have the time of our lives.//
//But what if I suck? What if I can't get the guy off?//
>//Twilight, you can be the worst lay in the world and the guy wouldn't say a thing. Most of them are used to girls being shitty in bed.//
//Really?//
>//All you'll need to do is TRY and you'll do a million times better than most of the girls here.//

//Give me a couple of days to get everything ready then.//
>//REALLY?! Awesome! I'll make sure to get a room ready for you!//
//Thanks. I'll make sure to tell you when I'm coming so you can pick me up.//
>//You won't regret this, Twi.//
//I can't wait. See you then.//
>There...
>A nice, thoughtful decline that-- wait...
>...
>Frowning, you rechecked what you had just written
>...
>Oh shit...
>//Hey, I gotta get to bed, but I'll be seeing you. Have a good night, Twilight.//
>You sat up in your bed
"I-I didn't-- why would-- what--"
>Your wings ruffle again as the ever-so-slight glow from the notebook disappears, signaling that Sunset had closed her notebook
>...
>Buck you up right up the bucking flank...


~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~


>To both your surprise and horror, it had been far easier than you were expecting to get a few days off
>Princess Celestia had happily given them to you, saying that you had been working yourself like a dog for the last couple of months and needed a break
>It had also been shockingly easy to get out of the castle
>All you needed to do was tell Spike and the girls that you were needed on some vague, solo friendship mission and they hadn't questioned you further
>Spike was even helpful enough to send Cadence and Shining a letter telling them that you were coming to the Empire so that you could use the mirror for a couple of days
>For... reasons
>The only one that seemed remotely suspicious about what you were doing was Cadence, but it was that playful kind of suspicious

>The kind where your mom KNEW that you had cider tucked under your pillow but wasn't going to call you out on it because she respected you having enough teats to steal the stuff
>All-in-all it had taken three days of preparation, a hoofful of lies, and a promise that you'd be home before the mirror died out again and you found yourself back in the land of the humans
>Back in Canterlot High with a grinning Sunset
>Back in your weird skirt and SHOCKINGLY lewd clothes around a whole bunch of people also wearing shockingly lewd clothes
>And you were FREAKING
>THE
>BUCK
>OUT
>Why the HECK would you agree to something like this?!
>Y-You couldn't do something like this!
>You could b-barely TALK to guys, and now you were going to do this?!
>Whatthebuckiswrongwithouyfilly?!
>You'reacoward!
>Cowardscan'tdosomethinglikethis!
>...
>Still... you were in too deep now
>You were through the portal, Sunset had made up a room for you--a room that she told you you probably wouldn't be using, while smiling a VERY toothy and knowing smile
>You might have been a scardy cat but you were no liar, and you sure as sugar didn't run away with your tail tucked between your legs
>...Usually
>Which was why, on a Friday, at around oneish, you found yourself sitting next to Sunset in Canterlot High’s cafeteria
>Your bacon-haired friend was chowing down on her food as if she hadn't eaten in a month
>You were picking at your... "meal", too nervous to eat
>The cafeteria was crowded
>You could see students milling around, talking, laughing with each other

>All around you were guys
>Dozens of them
>Guys of all shapes, colors, and sizes
>Many of them were dating, you knew
>But a lot weren't
>A lot, a lot
>You were a mare sitting in the middle of a big room full of young, hot, SINGLE stallions
>Sunset, inhaling her last handful of fries, let out a happy groan
>...
>Despite yourself, you jumped
>Holy honey seed were your nerves fried
>"You don't know how much it means to me that you decided to come, Twi," she said, slapping you on the back. "Even though I love the other girls to death it's nice just sitting down and relaxing with another mare, you know?"
>Your eyes darted nervously around the room
"Y-Yeah. Happy to be here," you said, smiling as best as you could
>Sunset gave you a warm smile
>"Relax, Twi, everything's going to go great," she said, giving your shoulder a squeeze. "There's no need to freak out."
"F-Freak out? Who's freaked out?" you asked
>Sunset said nothing, simply nudging her head toward your hands
>Looking down, you saw that you were holding your unopened carton of milk so tightly that it looked ready to burst
>...Huh
>You released the breath that you didn't know you were holding
"S-Sorry, I'm just a little nervous," you said with a small smile
>Sunset gave your shoulder a squeeze
>"You don't need to be," she promised. "I'm telling you, this is going to be great. No guy is going to say no to a pretty girl like you.
>You looked down at yourself
"...I'm pretty?" you asked
>"If I were a guy I'd be all over you," Sunset said, gently taking the milk from your hands and setting it down in front of you

>...
>She didn't say no homo...
>Shaking your head at the thought, you once again looked around the room
>You began eyeing the guys
>Picking out a potential...
>Mate?
>Rut buddy?
>Pillow friend?
>Whatever they called it...
"Sooo... do you have any advice?" you asked
>Sunset, keeping her hand on your shoulder, began looking at the crowds of guys with you
>"I wouldn't go for the popular guys over there," she muttered in your ear with a frown, pointing out a group of guys. "They might be cute and confident but most of them are NUTS, and not only that, a couple of them have... something."
>You raised an eyebrow
>Sunset grabbed at her crotch
>Your eyes widened
"Ohhh..."
>"Yeah," the red-haired girl continued, making a face. "Flash over there gave Rarity chlamydia."
>She shivered
>"She was getting treatment for it for a MONTH..."
>You shivered to yourself
>Alright...
>No Flash then...
"Anything else?"
>"Remember, the guys here are like the girls back home. That means that a lot of times they're not as... clean as you'd like them to be sometimes..."
>You made a face
>You were WONDERING what the smell was...

>Ew...
>"I've found that you can tell how clean a guy is by how neat his clothes are," Sunset continued. "So look out for that..."
>Nodding, you let your gaze wander from one guy to the next
"Remember, I don't want to take a stallion from his marefriend..."
>"I'll make sure to point out if any of them are dating or weirdos or anything else bad," your friend promised. "I know pretty much everyone in the school, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem."
"And after I pick one?"
>Sunset's smile turned a little more predatory
>"The two of us will go over there and we'll work our magic on him."
>Magic?
>Why the heck would you--
>...
>Ohhh...
>Different magic, Twilight
>Different magic...
>You nodded again
>Alright...
>You just needed to find an attractive, respectable, single stallion that would like somepony like you
>...
>Wew filly...
>Wew...
>For the next ten minutes you looked around
>You looked at a table full of guys with weird leather jackets and funny looking haircuts

>You looked at fat guys, skinny guys, jocks and nerds and kids to ache-riddled that you had a hard time discerning what the ACTUAL color of their skin was
>Time and time again you were JUST about to point a guy out to Sunset, but time and time again you stopped yourself
>Whenever you found the perfect guy another better one would appear
>The first it was a guy with a strong jaw
>The next was a chubby guy with the prettiest blue eyes that you've ever seen
>Another was a guy with a pretty smile
>On and on and on it went
>You were a mare with the most particular of problems
>One that many would KILL for back home
>There was an embarrassment of riches in this cafeteria
>There was too many good ones
>You couldn’t decide who to pick!
>A quiet huff escaped you
>Come on!
>Lunch is going to end any minute!
>If you didn't pick one now you're--
>That was when someone caught your eye
>There was a guy sitting by himself at a table near the snack line
>Like most of the other guys, he was wearing a t-shirt and his hair was cut pretty short
>He was too short, not too tall, not too fat, not too muscular, and he had these pretty green eyes
>You licked your lips
>He was cute...
>Cute as a button in fact
>Like most of the other stallion men that you had been looking at
>But there was one thing that he had that they didn't
>In his hands was a book
>A very big book
>A book that he appeared to be a quarter of the way finished
>While that wasn't that big of a deal the look that he had on his face was
>You could see his eyes scanning the pages excitedly

>There was a small, pleased smile on his face
>His eyes were bright and happy, but also clouded
>He was fidgeting in his seat
>He held onto the book as if he was a sacred artifact
>You had seen the look on his face before, seen ponies fidget in that same way
>It was how someone who was completely immersed in a good book acted
>Quietly, you drummed your fingers against the table, a small, hopeful smile coming to your face
>That one liked to read
>A lot, if you had to guess
>YOU liked to read
>A lot
"What about him?" you asked, pointing to the mystery person. "The one sitting all by himself with that book?"
>Sunset followed your hand
>When she saw that guy that you were pointing at she hummed, her eyes narrowing
>While she pondered, you looked back at the stallion
>Unf...
>Guy nerds were the BEST...
>"Huh... I actually don't know him," she confessed after a moment
>Leaning back in her chair she looked over at another table
>"Hey, Sandalwood! Come over here for a second!"
>You looked away from the cute guy for a second to see a giant, dreadlocked stallion making his way toward you with a smile on his face
>Evasivemaneuversfilly!
>You sunk into your chair as he grew closer, trying to look as small and as insignificant as possible
>Sunset, ignoring your shenanigans, grabbing the colt by his arm and pulling him into the seat next to her
>You gasped, your head snapping back up
>Whatthehaydidshejustdo!
>A part of you wanted to get up and yell at your friend for marehandling a colt like that--because you were a gentlemare--but you thought better of it
>Easy Twi...
>Sunset's been here longer than you
>You also knew her
>She wouldn't abuse a stallion
>...
>This was probably just a human thing
>Yeah…
>That was probably it...
>While most colts you knew would throw a hissy fit if somepony grabbed them like that this stallion let himself be pulled around without complaint
>"Whatcha need, Sunset?" he asked, his head cocked to the side

>Sunset crouched down a bit in her seat
>He crouched down with her
>"Do you know who that is over there?" Sunset asked, pointing over to the guy you picked out
>Sandalwood looked over at the guy just as he let out a quiet giggle and turned the page in his book
>Hnnng!
>"Yeah, I know him. That's Anon," Sandalwood said without a second thought
>"Anon?" Sunset parroted, milling over the name.
>Sandalwood nodded
>"Yep, I have woodshop with him; he helped me make a table a couple weeks ago. Real quiet kid."
>Sunset looked "Anon" up and down with a critical eye
>"Do you know if there's anything wrong with them?" she bluntly asked. "Is he weird or creepy or anything like that?"
>Sandalwood's nose scrunched up in thought
>He was quiet for a few seconds before he shook his head
>"I don't think so," he said. "He's just a quiet, shy kid. I think Norman once told me that he likes to work wood or something like that..."
>Grunting, Sunset nodded and gave the big colt a smile
>"Thanks for the help, Sandle," she said, lightly punching his arm. "It means a lot."
>Sandalwood perked up, clearly appreciating the praise
>"Don't mention it, Sunset," he said with a smile, getting up from the table. "Hey, I got some chicken nuggets that I still need to eat so I'll see you later."
>"See you later, Sandal. Tell Daisy that I said hi."
>...
>That was it?
>It was that easy?!
>It wouldn’t have been that easy!
>The two of you watched as the big stallion walked away, Sunset smiling and your jaw on the floor
>"I told you, Twi, it's the easiest thing in the world to talk to guys here,” Sunny said, nudging you with her shoulder.
>Your head slowly bobbed up and down as you watched Sandalwood sit back down
>Huh...
>He didn't ask for anything, he didn't talk your ear off, Sunset didn’t have to do any verbal gymnastics to keep him from getting prissy...

>...
>It was like talking to one of the girls...
"...I guess I can see why you'd want to stay here," you found yourself saying
>Sunset let out a chuckle, giving you another little nudge
>"See? I told you," she chirped.
>You licked your lips, the anxiety in your belly slowly turning into excitement
>You were going to do this weren't you?
>You were going to go over there and talk to that stallion and...
>"Twilight. Milk."
>Looking down, you saw that you were squeezing your milk carton again
"Oopsie," you said, once again letting it go
>This time you had squeezed it so hard that milk had come out from torn parts of the catron
>This meant that you had to wipe your now milky hands against the sides of your pants
>Ew…
>This stuff comes from cows…
>Cows you didn’t know...
>As you wiped the mystery milk from your hands you leaned toward your friend
"So how are we going to do this?" you asked
>You watched as Sunset stood up straight, puffed her chest out, and began to toy with her air
>"Just follow my lead and we'll have this guy to ourselves for the whole weekend," she told you, grinning. "Now listen, here’s what we’re going to do..."


>Be Anon
>It was lunch time, and you were reading a book that you had been trying to get your hands on for the last month
>Motherfucking War and Peace!
>The great novel about Napoleonic Russia
>Complete with a bunch of crazy russian well-to-do's
>Kek
>They really DID tie that police officer up to that bear...
>Taking a bite of your sandwich--being very careful not to get any breadcrumbs or peanut butter in your mighty novel--you quickly turned the page
>You really hope Nikolai comes out all right...
>"Hey Anon!"

>You jumped, very nearly dropping your book
>Did someone say your name?
>Who the hell would be talking to YOU?
>...
>And why the heck did that sound like a GIRL for a second?
>Looking up, you saw Sunset Shimmer making her way toward you
>THE Sunset Shimmer
>The girl that was the evil queen bee of the school, then a demon, then an angel, then finally one of the most popular girls in school
>...
>God was she pretty...
>"Anon!" the bacon-haired girl said, making you jump once again
>She...
>She was talking to you?
>You?
>Why the hell would she be talking to you?
>You blinked owlishly, leaning back in your chair a bit
>Sunset was still making her way toward you, and not only that she was giving you a bright, cheery smile
>Behind her was the equally pretty Twilight
>The one who had come to Canterlot High a couple of months back before mysteriously disappearing
>Not the girl with glasses that sat across from you in calculus
>She looked nervous
>She had her arms pressed against her chest and her eyes were darting around the room
>Her face was also a little red, and you could see her biting her lip cutely
>It also looked like she was sweating too
>...
>Huh...
>She looked exactly the same as the other Twilight...
>Were they cousins or something?
>Long lost twins maybe?
"Anon! Hey, earth to Anon!"
>Jerking your gaze back toward Sunset you found yourself closing your book
>While other-Twilight looked tense and nervous, Sunset looked completely at ease

>Her hips swayed back and forth with each step
>Her head was held high
>Her eyes were shining brightly
>There was a confident, slightly cocky smile on her face
>Your mind began to race and your stomach began to tighten
>What the heck did you do?
>Was she coming over here to blast you with that rainbow cannon thing?
>She could do that now right?
>If she WASN’T trying to do that--you hoped that she didn’t at least. That shit looked like it HURT-- what was she coming over here for?
>Girls didn't talk to you, much less girls like her
>...
>Oh shit
>She WAS going to use her rainbow cannon thing on you wasn't she?
>Or maybe she was going to use it on someone behind you?
>Maybe one of the teachers
>They might be trying to blow up one of the lunch ladies
>Lord knows that a few of them could use a magical cannon to the face...
>You were thinking so hard as to WHY both Sunset and other-Twilight were walking over to you that you didn't notice them standing on the opposite side of your table until Sunset let out a giggle
>"Hey, would it be alright if we sit down?" Sunset asked. "We need to talk to you for a minute."
>Jumping for a third time, you looked at both girls as quickly as you could without breaking your neck or looking like a spaz
“Whatzat?”
>Sunset giggled again
>"Do you mind if she sit down for a sec, Anon?" she asked again, placing her hands on the table and leaning toward you. "Me and Twi here need to ask you something really import--"
>"You look very nice today!" Not-Twilight blurted out. "I think that it's really neat that you read books. I like to read books too! You're eyes are really pre--urk!"
>Sunset, without breaking eye contact with you, elbowed the girl beside her in the ribs
>"Don't mind Twi here. She spent the whole night flying from Las Pegasus to here so that she could see her cousin, so she's a little loopy," she said, giving the purple-haired girl a look.

>...
>Okay...
>Not one to be rude, you smiled up at both girls
"It's, um, fine," you said. "And yeah, the two of you can sit down if you want."
>You did your very best to keep your smile on your face as the two sat down
>Don't you be a fucking weirdo, Anon
>They just want to have a conversation
>People talked to each other all the time
>There was nothing weird about it
>YOU were being the weird one by thinking that they were going to blow you up using their freaky magic
>This wasn't anything unusual
>Just stay calm
>STAY. CALM. YOU. FUCKING. IDIOT
>Both Sunset and Twi took their time sitting down
>And when they sat down they made a show of making themselves comfortable
>Sunset in particular was wiggling up a storm while she unzipped her jacket just a bit so you could see a bit of cleavage
>...
>Not that you WERE looking...
>"So how are you going today, Anon?" she asked, leaning across the table toward you
"I'm doing fine," you answered politely. "How are you two doing?"
>Twilight jumped, which made you jump slightly
>"I'm doing very well, thank you for asking!" she said a little too loudly, only to get another nudge in the ribs by Sunset
>"I'm doing great, Anon, thanks for asking," Sunset said, leaning forward a bit more
>You nodded, though the movement was a bit jerkier than you would have liked
"Good," you said. "Awesome. Great. I’m happy for you."
>...
>10/10
>Nailed it
>With that, you expected the conversation to lapse into an awkward silence, but, to your surprise, it didn’t
>Sunset's smile widened, and she leaned forward a little more so that her face was just a few inches from yours

>"Anon, not to pry or anything, but are you doing anything this weekend?" she murmured, her hair spilling around her face
>Puff... no
"U-Um, I might be kinda busy," you said, leaning back a bit. "Why?"
>Your heart skipped a beat when Sunset leaned toward you just a little more
>You could smell the perfume--a mixture of cinnamon and vanilla-- that she wore
>If you would have looked down you would have gotten a front row seat to a pair of beautiful, flawless breasts
>But you didn’t
>YOU. DIDN’T.
>"Well, if you weren't busy, me and Twi wer--"
>"Twi and I--"
>"ME and TWI were wondering if you'd maybe like to come over to my place and watch a couple of movies or something."
>...
>...
>...
>Wat?
>You quickly opened your mouth to ask what the HELL she was talking about, but your tongue seemed just a little bit broken
"Dsfkjbskjbdw?"
>"I know that this is kind of sudden," Sunset continued, ignoring your garbled nonsense. "But it's going to be a long weekend and Twi over here doesn't want to be stuck in my house alone with me the whole time."
>"Hey! That's not true, Sunset! You know that--"
>"AND, since I don't know you very well, and really DO want to get to know you because you seem like a really sweet guy, I thought that maybe you'd want to join us?"
>Still smiling, Sunset sat back down in her chair, allowing you to breath again
>"If you can of course. I know that it's kind of sudden and weird to ask you out of the blue like this."
>...
>...
>...
>Words!
>Think in fucking words, Anon!

>THINKYOUDUMMY!
"I, um, well, I-I don't know," you shimmered, utterly failing to keep yourself composed. "It sounds really nice to--"


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>Your head damn near hit the ceiling when the bell suddenly went off
>Sunset looked toward the bell, her brow furrowing
>”Horse apples…” she mumbled under her breath, before looking back at you with a smile
>"How about we exchange numbers and you can text me later to see if you're up for it?" she asked, pulling out her cellphone. "That way, if you want to spend a couple of days with us I can text you my address."
>As your fellow students began to mill out of the cafeteria you found yourself exchanging phone numbers with one of the prettiest girls in school
>And not only that, but she immediately texted you to make sure that neither of you messed the other's number up
>...
>You didn't know what... THIS was
>It was surreal
>Something that only happened in your dreams when you ate way too much dark chocolate before you went to sleep
>But not only was it happening, but both Sunset and Twilight looked HAPPY that it was happening
>Not that fake, plastic happy that girls were so good at but happy
>Genuine, warm, tingly happiness that made your heart skip a beat
>...
>You were going to be murdered weren't you?
>This was some crazy cult thing like in those stories that you read on the news
>These girls were leading you, their selected sacrifice, to your doom
>You were going to be murdered super hard
>"Alright!" Sunset chirped, slipping her phone into her pocket and standing up after everything had been saved in both of your phones. "The two of us will be waiting to hear from you."
>You found yourself standing as well
"I-I'll let you know if I can some after school," you told her with a weak smile, beginning to collect your books
>As you did that, Sunset walked around the table

>...
>What was she--
>Before you could so much as blink she wrapped her arms around you and pulled you into a hug
>You twitched in startlement
>You could feel her arms wrapping around your back and her fingertips brushing along your spine
>Her hair was ticking your nose and face
>The perfume that you smelled earlier was now all that you could smell
>"Thanks Anon," she said, giving you a little squeeze. "I hope we get to see you later today."
>You went ramrod stiff, not even thinking about returning the hug
"SDfnsjnjnk..."
>Sunset, chuckling under her breath, held the hug for a few seconds before breaking it and stepping away
>W-Wew…
>You were going to have to pinch yourself when neither of the girls were looking so you could tell whether this was a dream or not
>...
>Pleasedon’tbeadream
>Tucking a lock of her hair behind an ear, she looked over at Twi
>The purple girl, as red-faced as could be, quickly rose from her seat and made her way around the table
>In less than ten steps she was standing in front of your equally red-faced self
>"C-Can I did a hug too, Anon?" she quietly asked, looking up at you from underneath her bangs. "Please?"
>Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg!
>Even though you felt a little light-headed for some reason you nonetheless smiled, spreading your arms out wide
>A smile broke out across Twi's face, and with a happy squeal she leapt into your arms, nearly knocking you over
>”Thankyousomuch!” the girl cried, squeezing you tightly
>Where Sunset was about your high, Twilight was smaller than you
>Small enough that she was nearly able to rest her head under your chin while she held you
>...
>Or you held her…
>...
>Guys were supposed to hold girls right?
>This time you didn't just stand there stupidly
>You found yourself returning the hug, and returning it happily
>It wasn’t everyday that a cute girl wanted to hug you after all
>Still though, your arms were ready to fly away from her body the moment that she wanted to break the hug

>Seconds ticked by as you waited for this moment, but Twi didn't budge
>In fact, at about the minute mark, her grip around you seemed to tighten
>She let out a pleased hum, pressing more of her soft, nice-smelling body against you
>You twitched yet again when she began to nuzzle the nape of your neck
>From beside you, Sunset let out a nervous, slightly exasperated chuckle
>"Alright, Twi, how about we stop the hugging so that Anon can get to class huh?" she asked, giving the back of her friend's shirt a tug
>Twilight jumped in your arms
>She quickly broke the hug--almost accidentally headbutting you in the process--her eyes wide and her face as red as could be
>"S-Sorry! Sorry! I'm really--erk!"
>Grabbing her friend by the arm, Sunset began to drag her away
>"Hopefully we'll see you late, Anon!" she called over her shoulder. "Remember to text me!"
"A-Alright! I'll call you!" you called, quickly picking up your books and hugging them to your chest like some japanese school girl
>...
>As they left through the main doors of the cafeteria you couldn't help but let out a sigh
>What the hell did you just get yourself into?...

>"Sweet Celestia almighty, Twilight! I thought that you were going to be bad that I didn't think you were going to be like THAT! This world might give you a little more leeway for these kinds of things, but you can't just--"
>You just hugged a stallion!
>A stallion that wasn't your dad or brother or one of your friend's family members!
>You had hugged an attractive, nice-smelling male that you didn't even know!
>And not only that, but he had HUGGED YOU BACK AND NUZZLED YOU WHEN YOU NUZZLED HIM!
>STALLIONS BACK HOME NEVER NUZZLE YOU BACK!
>...
>At least you think he nuzzled you back...
>You were a little distracted with how nice he smelled, so he might not have...
>BUT WHO THE HAY CARES?!
>YOU HAD HUGGED A CUTE GUY!
>SUNSET WAS RIGHT! THE GUYS HERE ARE AMAZING!
>THEY WERE--
"Ow!"
>You winced as something flicked your ear HARD
"Motherbucker!"
>Spinning around, you saw Sunset looking at you with a furrowed brow and puffed out cheeks
>...
"What?" you asked, rubbing your ear
>"You were trying to mark him with your scent?" Sunny demanded
>...
>Oh shoot
>Your eyes widened in alarm
"W-What?! No! O-Of course not!"
>You did

>You marked him with your scent ALL OVER
>Now ALL of the other girls in the school knew that he was YOURS
>YOURS
>You did it just like your momma told you
>Poking the inside of her cheek with her tongue, Sunset crossed her arms
>"Good, but even if you HAD tried it wouldn't have worked," she said. "Human noses aren't strong enough for something like that to scare off a female."
>BUCK!
"G-Good thing I didn't do it then h-huh?" you asked as Sunny dragged you down the hallway
>"Well, other than you making it... weird it looks like you picked an alright guy," Sunset admitted, waving at a group of students who called out to her. "He looks cute, and from what I could tell he cleans himself up pretty well."
>A shiver ran up your body as an idea came to mind
"Hang on, we forgot to ask him if he was dating anypony!"
>"He's not," your friend automatically said, leading you down a flight of steps
>You frowned while also trying not to fall down said steps
>Because it was a MOTHERBUCKER walking down steps with only two legs
"And how do you know?" you asked
>"I know," Sunset simply said, leading you toward her locker. "Now, we got a lot to do. I have things to buy, you need a crash course in human mating rituals; maybe we could take a quick trip to the mall to get some fancy underwear since I probably don't have anything in your size..."

>Your brow furrowed
"Wait... we're going NOW?" you asked
>"Of course we're going now," Sunset answered, quickly opening her locker and pulling out her backpack."
"But we can't do that!"
>"And why not?"
"Because it’s the middle of a school day!"
>Sunset snorted,
>"All the two of us need to do is go to the nurse's and say that we have cramps and they'll let us go," she said, waving a hand dismissively
"Oh..." you said, looking down at your feet. "Sunset?"
>Your friend stopped looking through her backpack
>Her blue eyes flicked up to you quizzically
>"Yeah?" she asked
>You tugged nervously on your skirt
"...How do you know that he'll come?"
>A grin came to Sunset's face
>"Come to the bathroom with me and I'll show you."


>You ran through the hallway as fast as you could
>You were going to be late
>You were going to be late and Mr. Cranky was going to tear you a new one like he always did when you were late!
>Don't you ring bell!
>Don't you fucking ring!
>As you ran, you thought about what the heck happened back in that cafeteria
>...
>What was that even?
>The two of them wanted you to go to Sunset’s house to hang out?
>Why?
>What did they want with a guy like you?
>THAT was the million dollar question...
>A more cynical part of you was expecting it all to be a joke
>The second that you texted her she'd start making fun of you
>That or the second that you went to her "house" there'd be a dozen guys there ready to beat your ass

>...
>And there was still that sacrifice thing that you had first thought about
>...
>But they seemed to actually want you to go though
>And they HUGGED you
>That Twilight girl seemed really happy that you were considering going too!
>Nearly running into the wall as you turned the corner, you let out a groan
>Goddammit...
>Why did you have to deal with something like this on a Friday?!
>You weren’t built for this kind of stress!
>You were twenty feet from Mr. Cranky’s room when you felt your cellphone vibrating
>Brow furrowing, you slowed to a stop and pulled it out
>It was from Sunset
>She had sent you a picture
>...
>Looking down at your phone your stomach sank
>This was it...
>She was going to tell you that she was kidding...
>That she'd never want to hang out with a loser like you...
>Excetera, excetera
>...
>Welp...
>May as well get it over with...
>Bracing yourself, you opened up the text


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>Your books fall out of your hands
>You stumble backwards until your back touches a wall
>You leaned against that wall, trying your hardest not to fall over
>Your face becomes red, your mouth suddenly becomes very, VERY try, and you even get a little lightheaded
>Looking down at your phone you see a selfie of Sunset and Twi
>Sunset had an arm around a kerfuffled, blushing Twi, pressing the girls so close together that their cheeks were touching
>The bacon-haired was making a kissy face at the camera
>...

>Oh, and did you forget to mention that they were COMPLETELY FUCKING TOPLESS!
>THEY WERE TOPLESS!
>THEY DIDN'T HAVE BRAS OR ANYTHING
>YOU COULD SEE THEIR BOOBS!
>Beneath the picture were five words: ‘Hope to see you soon~’
>...
>With a shaky breath, you managed to tear your gaze away from your phone just as a door slammed shut
>Mr. Cranky did it, you knew
>He always closed the door the minute that the bell rang so whenever a shut came in late EVERYONE would see them
>But you weren't worried about that
>You couldn't find yourself giving less of a shit about that, or anything else school related at that moment
>Letting yourself sink to the floor, you sighed explosively
"...Please don't let this be a death cult thing. Pretty, pretty please…"