Mark realizes the bunker is gone. (MainChat) SkyMarkStraight

<Wrong_Way>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Masochism http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Transferal oh god
<Wrong_Way>: powers making sense...
Wrong_Way hides in the bunker
<Flipside>: I thought the bunker was destroyed
<Wrong_Way>: what
<Wrong_Way>: who destroyed the bunker?
Skyler is reading comics in the wreckage of the bunker
<Flipside>: who hasn't?
<Wrong_Way>: SKYLER!
<Wrong_Way>: EXPLAIN!
<Skyler>: It was a mess when I got here!
<Wrong_Way>: So? It doesn't mean you can DESTROY IT!
<Skyler>: I thought it was some abandoned spot for me to hang out!
<HenrySchmenry>: I destroyed the bunker when I hip thrusted it into oblivion, remember?
<HenrySchmenry>: IT WAS ME
<Wrong_Way>: DAMN IT HENRY
<Skyler>: I'm new, I'm allowed to not know these things!
<Wrong_Way>: Whatever man, I need to call my bunker guy.
Skyler turns away and drinks some fanta
*** Bucky is now known as Straight_Shot
Wrong_Way ends up leaving his bunker dude a message on his cell
<Straight_Shot>: Hey Mark is there in fanta left in the b-
Wrong_Way sighs
<Wrong_Way>: Hey Straight...
Straight_Shot looks around the ruins
<Straight_Shot>: "Well"
<Straight_Shot>: Is there any fanta left at least?
Skyler is sifting through drawers of snacks and bunker paraphernalia
<Wrong_Way>: You might need to kick around at some of the rubble to find a can.
<Straight_Shot>: Hey you
<Wrong_Way>: You better put that stuff back when my bunker dude comes here, Skyler
<Straight_Shot>: Get outta there
<Skyler>: B-but
<Straight_Shot>: I don't come into your bunker and look through your things
<Skyler>: I don't have a bunker...
<Flipside>: Oh man I just read some new Lobo
<Flipside>: And his catchphrase is so bad
<Flipside>: "Sorry, not sorry..."
<Wrong_Way>: Wow, lobo sounds like skyler
Skyler throws a fanta at Wrong_Way
<Flipside>: You're really stung by the loss of the bunker
<Skyler>: my cousins say "Sorry, not sorry" a lot
<Skyler>: I said it back to one of them when I whooped her as in pool
<Straight_Shot>: Im sorry Skyler
Wrong_Way gets hit by a fanta can
<Skyler>: fukkin cunt
<Wrong_Way>: OuW
<Wrong_Way>: RUDE
<Skyler>: I FOUND YOU FANTA
<Straight_Shot>: Dude did you just throw a can at him
<Skyler>: ALSO YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO ME
Wrong_Way opens the fanta can and drinks it all before throwing the empty can at skyler
<Straight_Shot>: You wandered into our bunker and started going through our stuff
<Skyler>: SO I JUST COMBINED MY GOALS SET BY THOSE TWO EMOTIONS INTO ONE ACTION AND THAT'S HOW IT WORKED OUT
<Straight_Shot>: In what world is that okay
Skyler watches as an empty can hits him and falls to the ground
<Skyler>: I would let you go to /my/ bunker. Y'know, fi I had one.
<Wrong_Way>: then go make one!
<Straight_Shot>: You know if you had asked
<Wrong_Way>: Just don't get my guy
<Straight_Shot>: But just wandering in here and drinking our fanta
<Wrong_Way>: because that'd be awkward
<Skyler>: ...You have a guy?
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah, a bunker guy.
<Straight_Shot>: we fought a dragon thing for that fanta, bro
<Wrong_Way>: What, you think I built a bunker from scratch?
<Skyler>: W-well, that's what you told me to do.
<Wrong_Way>: So? Doesn't mean I did
<Skyler>: ...
Wrong_Way gives Straight a "look at this guy" look
Skyler nervously sips more fanta
Straight_Shot gives WW an "I know right" look
<Skyler>: Uh, w-what if I help rebuild it?
<Wrong_Way>: Nah, I'm sure Derek is gonna hire some dudes to help out.
<Wrong_Way>: Oh Straight, remember that barbaque we had with him and his family?
<Straight_Shot>: Oh man, the wings
<Straight_Shot>: Gotta call Derek
Skyler [internal pain]
<Straight_Shot>: Yeah actually my new visor came the other day so
Straight_Shot calls Derek
<Wrong_Way>: Cool, cool. Ask him how his stroke is doing. Maybe we can go out to the greens when it gets warmer.
Skyler goes over to sit on the couch
Straight_Shot nods as he listens on the phone
<Straight_Shot>: Uh huh
<Straight_Shot>: Yeah, Guile
<Straight_Shot>: Mhm
Wrong_Way starts kicking around at the rubble to find something to salvage
<Straight_Shot>: Yeah someone just trashed the place
<Wrong_Way>: Hey Skyler, you didn't find an empty kiddie pool here did you?
<Straight_Shot>: Well the rubble firstly
<Straight_Shot>: Hm
<Straight_Shot>: Would I lie to you?
<Straight_Shot>: Course not
<Skyler>: Uh, m-maybe? It would just be some deflated plastic now, right?
Straight_Shot covers the phone receiver
<Wrong_Way>: ...Yeah, I guess so...
<Straight_Shot>: Mark how does sunday sound?
<Skyler>: Lemme, uh, I think...
<Wrong_Way>: Sunday for him to fix it up or for golf?
<Straight_Shot>: Golf
Skyler sifts through some of the rubble to pull out a large, flat pile of rubber or somesuch
<Wrong_Way>: Oh jeez, I'll have to practice a few swings- Uh just tell him sure.
<Straight_Shot>: He can come in and inspect tomorrow, and then we can discuss rates after hitting the course
<Skyler>: It was all wet when I found it...
<Wrong_Way>: Aw jeez, my poor baby.
<Straight_Shot>: Aw,bro, bro bro bro, not the pool
Wrong_Way hugs the deflated pool remains
<Wrong_Way>: W-we had such good times...
<Skyler>: I don't think there's any holes, it's just out of air.
<Wrong_Way>: Oh.
<Skyler>: Or you could probably tape it, if there are any...
<Skyler>: I think I saw some around here.
<Wrong_Way>: ...You wanna get a new one, Straight? I was thinking of getting one of those new ones that has cup holders on the sides.
<Straight_Shot>: Yeah Sunday's good
<Straight_Shot>: Cup holders would be pretty cool
<Wrong_Way>: I know, right?
<Straight_Shot>: Okay agreed on the cup holders
<Wrong_Way>: Woo!
Wrong_Way throws the deflated pool across the rubble
<Straight_Shot>: I'm thinking tunnel into the under city and the city's generator, puts us a little hike away from Sal's and keeps his clones from wandering over here
<Straight_Shot>: But we're close enough to still have game night
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah, those clones are pretty annoying and totally freak out the babes we bring over.
<Straight_Shot>: Lucky for us they're too lazy to walk the half mile here
<Wrong_Way>: True.
<Skyler>: ...So are you abandoning this bunker?
<Wrong_Way>: What? No way. We're IMPROVING it.
<Skyler>: Oh.
<Wrong_Way>: Do you think when Rome blew up they just left it abandoned?
<Flipside>: yeah
<Straight_Shot>: We're just considering some possible upgrades while we're at it
<Wrong_Way>: Dude, wait. We should put in a moving walkway.
<Skyler>: Well... people are also allowed to go to Rome and stuff.
<Wrong_Way>: I guess? But wasn't that after everyone died?
<Skyler>: Does the bunker getting blown up count as the metaphorical equivalent to people dying in Rome?
<Straight_Shot>: You pegged a can at him, bro
<Straight_Shot>: Oh, Mark thought
<Wrong_Way>: Yes?
<Straight_Shot>: Guard dog, whadya think
<Skyler>: didn't even know anyone lived here to begin with...
<Wrong_Way>: That sounds awesome-WAIT
<Wrong_Way>: Guard. TURTLE!
<Wrong_Way>: We can put like a knife on his shell and he can like poke people's ankles.
<Wrong_Way>: Huh? HUH?
<Straight_Shot>: I like it
<Straight_Shot>: but turtles are a lot of responsibility
<Wrong_Way>: Oh. That's true...
<Wrong_Way>: ...Let's just get the dog then.
<Wrong_Way>: They're easy to take care of, right?
<Straight_Shot>: Well that's what I'm thinking
<Straight_Shot>: We let Salvador start coming to game night again
<Straight_Shot>: Boom
<Straight_Shot>: Robot Dog
<Wrong_Way>: Aw yeah, free robot dog!
<Wrong_Way>: We can name it like, Fido...Bot.
<Straight_Shot>: I bet robot dogs can do flips and stuff
Wrong_Way is not good with pet names.
<Straight_Shot>: Hm
<Skyler>: I can't sneak in to sleep on their couch if they get a robot dog...
<Skyler>: Maybe... you should... use... not that!
<Wrong_Way>: Nobody asked you to name our robot dog, Skyler.
<Skyler>: Nyeeaaah.
<Wrong_Way>: This is a Bunker Buddies conference right here.
<Straight_Shot>: Make this dog like a symbol
<LordRaijin>: >in a bunker
<LordRaijin>: >when you could be flying
<Straight_Shot>: for the new bunker
<Straight_Shot>: Name it Rome
<LordRaijin>: this is why you are always the worst flyer
<Wrong_Way>: Technechly, it's the ruins of a bunker right now.
<Straight_Shot>: But lord Skyler can't fly anymore
<Wrong_Way>: Oh and that.
<LordRaijin>: worst
<LordRaijin>: flyer
<LordRaijin>: ever
<Skyler>: Sh-shutup
<Wrong_Way>: ...Gee, that kinda sucks Skyler.
<Skyler>: No, it d-doesn't, I'm fine.
<LordRaijin>: >wings that can be broken
<Straight_Shot>: You seem a little shaky
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah. Did you have a lot of coffee this morning?
<Skyler>: ...I haven't had coffee in a long time.
Skyler really hasn't. Delicious coffee is no more.
<Wrong_Way>: Alright....
<Skyler>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: ...How about Romotron?
<Wrong_Way>: Is that a good robot dog name?
<Straight_Shot>: Oooh I like Romotron
<Straight_Shot>: Lemme call Salvador
<Wrong_Way>: Cool, cool.
<Wrong_Way>: I can't wait for this awesome bunker!
<Wrong_Way>: Skyler! Find me another Fanta!
<Skyler>: They're over there...
<Wrong_Way>: Oh. Thanks!
Wrong_Way goes over there to grab more fanta cans
<Straight_Shot>: Salvador, spawn of tube you, look we might be willing to forget the Monopoly incident at a little cost
<Straight_Shot>: Robot dog
<Straight_Shot>: and uh
Straight_Shot looks at WW
Wrong_Way is carrying a bunch of fanta cans in his shirt like a basket
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah?
Straight_Shot motions to phone
Straight_Shot covers the receiver
<GoodTimes>: Okeanos, what colour is Sol's eyes?
<Straight_Shot>: Got him on the ropes what do we want?
<Wrong_Way>: Oh jeez uh...
<Wrong_Way>: ...He still got that Shakira bot?
<Straight_Shot>: Think so
<Straight_Shot>: That's a low blow though I think she's like sentient
<Wrong_Way>: Oh that's true...
<Straight_Shot>: Pool?
<Straight_Shot>: He's like a mechanics guy making a pool couldn't be hard
<Wrong_Way>: Eh, sure. But make sure he doesn't add like mechanical sharks into it or something.
<Straight_Shot>: Yep and a pool
<Straight_Shot>: With cup holders
Straight_Shot gives WW a thumbs up
<Skyler>: ...You could make it a hot tub.
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: But how would we swim in it?
<Straight_Shot>: We can buy a hot tub later
<Straight_Shot>: And give the pool jets
<Wrong_Way>: My man!
<Straight_Shot>: Later
Straight_Shot hangs up the phone
<Wrong_Way>: I think I got all the fanta cans, you wanna go back to the dorm and prank call The Canary?
<Straight_Shot>: You know I hear Diablo is on a good deeds kick I'll tell him about the rubble, save Derek the trouble
<Straight_Shot>: Sounds great
<Wrong_Way>: Cool, cool. Skyler, you better not take anything else here.
Wrong_Way tosses him a fanta can and starts heading back to the school.
<Wrong_Way>: *better not
Straight_Shot drinks fanta
<Straight_Shot>: mm
Skyler catches and sips fanta
<Skyler>: '__'
<Skyler>: .__.
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Straight_Shot>: Did you just intercept my fanta
<Flipside>: hohoho
<Skyler>: ...I thought... You were just talking to me... and then you threw it...
<Wrong_Way>: Skyler, get outta here.
<Skyler>: :y
Straight_Shot shakes his head
Skyler throws down the fanta can, which creates a fanta smoke bomb, and as the sweet orange mist fades Skyler is gone
<Straight_Shot>: Such a waste
<Wrong_Way>: I know right?
Wrong_Way goes back to the school with Straight_Shot to prank call The Canary with fantas
Straight_Shot ditto