Fujisaki Syo Death

BODY LOCATION
On the front, entrance door.

BODY STATE
Fujisaki is crucified, etc. per Syo's M.O.. However, Fujisaki does not appear to have any more than the bare minimum needed to kill them, and is relatively untouched otherwise.


STATE OF SURROUNDINGS
Two crossed scissors are found on the floor underneath Fujisaki with an index card that has a smiley face underneath. Another note is taped on the ground:

"There was a very smart wasp. So smart, he left the hive to live with humans. He got to the top of all his classes and passed high school and college beyond any expectations. The wasp ran for mayor for his hometown, and won. After that, he tried to run for Governor, and won. Then Senator. Then, President. He won in the largest landslide since George Washington.

After his terms ended, he got homesick. So he went back home where everyone cheered and greeted him. He told everyone about his stories, but obtained thirst, so he went to a nice water hole. The line was long, stretched on for days! So he went to try the apple cider line, but it was even longer! So finally, he went to the next option available. And lo and behold, there was no punch line. Gyahahahaha~"

(Joke credit belongs to dangitrhombus.tumblr.com)