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- ITT: Times you acted like CIA Operative August Walker
- >be me
- >it's lunchtime
- >stuck in detention because I operated outside of the agency's regular playbook one too many times
- >finish my jumbo diet coke
- >need to piss badly
- >ask the teacher if I can go to the bathroom
- >she's on her phone and doesn't hear me
- >the perfect opporunity to cause a distraction and disappear into the shadows
- >throw a pencil across the room
- >she doesn't notice
- >need to piss so fucking badly
- >yell "BOMB" and run out of the classroom
- >I sprint down the hallway with tears streaming down my face
- >burst into the bathroom
- >there are three Stacies smoking non-regulation cigarettes in the men's toilets
- >they notice me crying and start laughing at me
- >wonder how many times Stacy has betrayed me, disavowed me, cast me aside
- >realise what I must to do for my country
- >reload my fists one after the other and approach these enemies of the state
- >the tall one smashes my head against the sink
- >land face first in a pool of my own blood
- >as I pass out I ask myself, how long before a man like me has had enough?
- >pants are completely soaked with piss
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