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Fluffy Shorts 2 - Shag Carpeting

Mar 5th, 2013
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  1. >Bring your new fluffy home from the shelter
  2. >She's excited as can be, babbling unceasingly about how happy she is and how much she loves you and how amazing every new things she sees is
  3. >Adorable.
  4. >This is why you got a new one after your last fluffy disappeared.
  5. >No abusers in the neighborhood, so it probably found its way outside and went wandering, unable to find its way back home
  6. >Ah well. Curious animals will be curious animals
  7. >You set the fluffy down on the kitchen floor. She's currently in absolute awe of the dishwasher.
  8. >Adorable.
  9. >"Okay, Sweet Tart, Daddy's gonna make sure your safe room is all set up. Just stay here for a little bit, alright?"
  10. >"Otay, Daddy! Wuv daddy!"
  11. >You go down the hallway, and Sweet Tart wanders around the kitchen, admiring everything.
  12. >You know who gives a shit about the craftsmanship of the bottom drawers?
  13. >Apparently, Sweet Tart does, because she thinks it's the coolest thing
  14. >Wait, no, she just noticed the garbage bin. That is now the new coolest thing.
  15. >And now it's the kitchen table.
  16. >You seeing the pattern here?
  17. >As she explores, she waddles into the living room. There's shag carpet all over the floor in this room.
  18. >You live in a pretty old house. You keep meaning to renovate, but you just can't ever find time to get that ball rolling.
  19. >"Baww? Wuv baww!"
  20. >Hush, you. Just continue the story.
  21. >"Kay."
  22. >Sweet Tart steps onto the shag carpet. It feels soft under her hooves.
  23. >Her pen at the shelter didn't have soft floors, so this is a new sensation to her
  24. >"Housy haf fwuff too! Wuv housy!"
  25. >She gives 'huggies' to the house.
  26. >Which would be adorable if you were watching, but at the same time, that carpet hasn't been cleaned since the War on Terror became a thing.
  27. >Bleh
  28. >Sweet Tart remains oblivious to the stankiness of the carpet, and rolls around happily on it.
  29. >It's so soft and relaxing, she can feel herself sinking into it.
  30. >"Sweet Tart! It's all ready!"
  31. >Your voice snaps Sweet Tart back into focus, and she tries to get up off her back to run to you.
  32. >But something is holding her down.
  33. >She tries to roll over, but she finds herself sinking deeper into the shag carpet.
  34. >She panics and flails her little hooves as much as she can
  35. >But it's no use.
  36. >The shag carpet drags her under
  37. >She can just barely mewl out a feeble "Hewp..." before the carpet swallows her completely.
  38. >A moment after her last hoof, reaching out desperately for rescue, goes under, you walk back into the room, holding a cuddly little teddy bear.
  39. >"Sweet Tart, I have a little surprise for y-...Sweet Tart?"
  40. >You look all around. She's nowhere to be found.
  41. >You call out her name throughout the house. No response.
  42. >You walk back into the living room and stomp your foot
  43. >"Son of a bitch! Another fluffy pony ran away on me. I really need to make sure that back door closes properly."
  44. >You pick your socked foot up.
  45. >Fluffy hair covers the bottom.
  46. >"Yuck. I really need to get this carpet cleaned."
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