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  1. >The support for this game is terrible! None of the GMs can speak proper English.
  2. >Neither could any of the voice actors.
  3. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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  5. >Hey Statler, did you hear about the dance bug in TOR? Enemies just ignore you as soon as you start dancing.
  6. >Really? Is it similar to how biodrones ignore criticism as soon as you start to use logic?
  7. >DOHOHOHOHOHO
  8.  
  9. >Statler, I love you. I want to be with you for the rest of my life! Hold me!
  10. >Waldorf, what's gotten into you!
  11. >Sorry, I wanted to know what it was like to be written by Jennifer Hepler.
  12. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  13.  
  14. >It turns out that David Gaider doesn't understand what dead means. He thinks he can bring dead characters back to life in a sequel.
  15. >Well, even he can't bring TOR back to life.
  16. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  17.  
  18. >The Bioware mantra is that whenever you push a button something awesome has to happen.
  19. >Well, that worked today. I pushed the button to the uninstaller for TOR.
  20. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  21.  
  22. >Whenever Stanley Woo bans someone, he ends his comment with "end of line".
  23. >Considering how big he is, the only line he's in is a buffet line.
  24. >DOHOHOHOHOHO
  25.  
  26. >Someone on the Bioware forum said he wished TOR cost even more money!
  27. >I wish I did too; the high price would have convinced me not to buy it.
  28. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  29.  
  30. >People are saying this game is a WoW killer.
  31. >The only thing this is killed is any faith I had left in Bioware.
  32. >DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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