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- 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:38,275
- Drea, did you see that?
- 3
- 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:41,611
- 'Drea!'
- 4
- 00:00:41,614 --> 00:00:43,178
- What is it?
- 5
- 00:00:43,181 --> 00:00:45,381
- I think
- it was an alien spaceship.
- 6
- 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:46,849
- Don't be weird, Phillip.
- 7
- 00:00:46,851 --> 00:00:49,751
- I'm not being weird.
- Come down here and see.
- 8
- 00:00:49,754 --> 00:00:52,421
- 'It was headed
- towards the park.'
- 9
- 00:00:52,422 --> 00:00:56,326
- It was probably just like
- a plane flying low or something.
- 10
- 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:58,498
- Oh, I think there may be two.
- 11
- 00:01:37,935 --> 00:01:39,870
- What the?
- 12
- 00:02:44,768 --> 00:02:45,903
- Hello?
- 13
- 00:04:27,271 --> 00:04:28,704
- Drea!
- 14
- 00:04:28,706 --> 00:04:30,706
- Turn that thing down right now.
- 15
- 00:04:42,552 --> 00:04:44,186
- Uncle Lou.
- 16
- 00:04:44,187 --> 00:04:45,754
- Hey, Phillip. Hi.
- 17
- 00:04:45,756 --> 00:04:48,122
- Did the UFO pass by your office
- last night?
- 18
- 00:04:48,124 --> 00:04:49,624
- UFO?
- 19
- 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:51,360
- Unidentified Flying Object?
- 20
- 00:04:51,362 --> 00:04:54,797
- Y-yeah, I-I know what UFO means.
- 21
- 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,233
- You do know
- aliens don't exist, right?
- 22
- 00:04:57,235 --> 00:05:00,235
- Yes, they do. And they're here.
- 23
- 00:05:00,237 --> 00:05:02,040
- - Really?
- - Yeah. Look.
- 24
- 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,776
- The UFO started on its way
- to the park.
- 25
- 00:05:06,778 --> 00:05:09,011
- Well, actually,
- I think there's two of them.
- 26
- 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:11,847
- Two? What, two little green guys
- or, uh, two ships?
- 27
- 00:05:11,848 --> 00:05:13,415
- Were they butt-naked?
- 28
- 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,518
- Uh, you know, if they're
- butt-naked, it's quite funny.
- 29
- 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:18,621
- I.. Phillip,
- I'm just messing with you, man.
- 30
- 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:21,525
- Phillip, I'm just messing.
- Phillip.
- 31
- 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:32,201
- Drea!
- 32
- 00:05:32,203 --> 00:05:34,569
- Come on, you gotta keep
- the music down in the mornings.
- 33
- 00:05:34,571 --> 00:05:36,905
- - I mean, I work night shifts...
- - Yup, got it.
- 34
- 00:05:36,908 --> 00:05:38,807
- - Hey, what's wrong?
- - Everything's fine.
- 35
- 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:41,843
- - I just gotta get to work.
- - Drea..
- 36
- 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:46,518
- What's wrong?
- 37
- 00:05:47,819 --> 00:05:50,819
- I thought I got into Leroy,
- but I didn't, so..
- 38
- 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:53,288
- - Aw, geez.
- - I got waitlisted again.
- 39
- 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:55,156
- So I thought this is it.
- 40
- 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:57,193
- But, nope, not happening, so..
- 41
- 00:05:57,194 --> 00:06:01,564
- Hey. Who needs those
- fancy colleges anyways, eh?
- 42
- 00:06:01,566 --> 00:06:03,764
- I mean,
- I-I didn't go to any college.
- 43
- 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:06,602
- Yeah. You always say that.
- 44
- 00:06:06,603 --> 00:06:09,004
- You know,
- I'm only trying to help you.
- 45
- 00:06:09,006 --> 00:06:11,206
- - 'Sometimes you get so...'
- - Please, Uncle Lewis.
- 46
- 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,175
- I'm not in the mood
- to argue with you right now.
- 47
- 00:06:13,177 --> 00:06:14,809
- I really gotta get to work.
- 48
- 00:06:14,812 --> 00:06:18,114
- I'll try again next year,
- it'll be fine. Please.
- 49
- 00:06:18,115 --> 00:06:21,684
- Okay, before you go to work,
- can I give you some advice?
- 50
- 00:06:21,687 --> 00:06:24,687
- You can get
- into any college you want.
- 51
- 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:27,723
- I know you wanna go to Leroy
- 'cause your mom went there.
- 52
- 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:30,794
- No. Nope, nope, that is not
- the only reason I want...
- 53
- 00:06:30,795 --> 00:06:32,862
- Let me finish, alright?
- 54
- 00:06:32,864 --> 00:06:35,667
- Your mom was very smart,
- you are very smart.
- 55
- 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:38,766
- And, you know, she was able
- to get a scholarship
- 56
- 00:06:38,768 --> 00:06:40,035
- to go to Leroy and you weren't.
- 57
- 00:06:40,037 --> 00:06:43,172
- Sometimes
- smart just is not enough.
- 58
- 00:06:43,175 --> 00:06:47,011
- Sometimes it's like, you know,
- people you know in the world.
- 59
- 00:06:49,513 --> 00:06:50,848
- Right.
- 60
- 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:56,086
- Okay, well,
- thanks for the pep talk.
- 61
- 00:06:59,425 --> 00:07:01,523
- - You can drive safe.
- - Thanks.
- 62
- 00:07:01,525 --> 00:07:02,725
- Please move back, officer.
- 63
- 00:07:02,727 --> 00:07:04,759
- I don't wanna roll over
- your foot.
- 64
- 00:07:04,761 --> 00:07:07,528
- - Step away from the car.
- - Yeah. That.
- 65
- 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,965
- Whatever you guys say.
- 66
- 00:08:57,175 --> 00:08:58,842
- Crites.
- 67
- 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,678
- 'Hey,
- where did you learn to do that?'
- 68
- 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,780
- Uh, I just, um
- 69
- 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:14,416
- just kinda figured it out,
- I guess.
- 70
- 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:17,520
- Plus, we have the best blades
- in the business.
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- 00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:20,490
- - Best blades, huh?
- - Oh, and YouTube videos.
- 72
- 00:10:20,492 --> 00:10:23,659
- Oh. You know,
- I got my own YouTube channel.
- 73
- 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:26,295
- - Nice.
- - OutdoorDougie.com.
- 74
- 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:29,464
- That's cool. I'll try
- to check it out sometime.
- 75
- 00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:32,136
- I just got some new merch
- for my online store.
- 76
- 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:36,705
- OutdoorDougie stress ball.
- 77
- 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:40,676
- - Hey, Drea.
- - Hey.
- 78
- 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:42,311
- I need you to deliver this.
- 79
- 00:10:42,314 --> 00:10:43,746
- What happened to Kevin?
- 80
- 00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:46,149
- He took off
- with a delivery last night
- 81
- 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,750
- and I never heard from him.
- 82
- 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:50,152
- Sounds like Kevin.
- 83
- 00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:53,125
- Hey, I thought you might enjoy
- this delivery, Drea.
- 84
- 00:10:54,891 --> 00:10:57,025
- It's your dream place.
- 85
- 00:10:57,026 --> 00:10:58,461
- Yeah, where is that?
- 86
- 00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:09,942
- Oh, boy.
- 87
- 00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:11,940
- Drea!
- 88
- 00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,343
- - Hi, Shawn.
- - Wow!
- 89
- 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:17,112
- Uh, you're finally taking me up
- on that personalized tour?
- 90
- 00:11:17,113 --> 00:11:19,515
- We can get in a-any building
- on campus you want.
- 91
- 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:22,650
- Oh, wow, I mean, I'd love to,
- but I'm just here to make
- 92
- 00:11:22,652 --> 00:11:26,255
- a delivery and then I gotta
- head back to work, so, bummer.
- 93
- 00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:27,957
- Yeah. Ha-ha.
- 94
- 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,726
- I don't have to sign in, do I?
- 95
- 00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:33,962
- Oh. Um, uh, no, no, it's fine.
- 96
- 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,464
- Yeah. I know you. You..
- 97
- 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,034
- Oh, hey, did you, uh,
- get a chance
- 98
- 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:40,468
- to listen to that cassette?
- 99
- 00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:42,472
- Oh. Yes, I love it.
- 100
- 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:44,905
- Uh, uh, I don't know how
- it's not in my player right now.
- 101
- 00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:47,044
- That's crazy. I've been..
- 102
- 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:50,415
- Got it!
- 103
- 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,361
- Right?
- 104
- 00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:07,229
- You, you're hittin' it.
- You're really hittin' it.
- 105
- 00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:09,131
- You're really hitting
- those notes.
- 106
- 00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:10,933
- I can't believe
- you really love it. I mean..
- 107
- 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,135
- You know,
- I wrote all those pieces myself.
- 108
- 00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:16,639
- Wow! Yeah, it-it,
- it is something.
- 109
- 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:18,008
- Do you wanna hear it live?
- 110
- 00:12:19,074 --> 00:12:20,976
- - I'm sorry, what?
- - Yeah!
- 111
- 00:12:20,977 --> 00:12:24,679
- I always come prepared.
- 112
- 00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,216
- Wow! Okay.
- 113
- 00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,784
- You know, I'm, I'm good
- with this one right here.
- 114
- 00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:31,420
- I, I gotta go
- drop this food off, though.
- 115
- 00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:34,222
- Like, I don't wanna keep
- the customer waiting, so..
- 116
- 00:12:34,223 --> 00:12:35,524
- - Drive safe now, alright?
- - Alright, thanks.
- 117
- 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:36,958
- - Have a great one.
- - You, too.
- 118
- 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,529
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 119
- 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,203
- Oh, my God.
- 120
- 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:03,121
- Hi, mommy.
- 121
- 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,141
- What is this?
- 122
- 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,343
- Hall?
- 123
- 00:13:27,011 --> 00:13:29,179
- Leroy Hall?
- 124
- 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,549
- ? Leroy University
- we stand tall ?
- 125
- 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,984
- ? Leroy University
- won't let fall ?
- 126
- 00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:40,722
- ? There's no adversity that
- we can't handle and that's ??
- 127
- 00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:42,424
- And that's the Leroy way.
- 128
- 00:13:42,425 --> 00:13:45,260
- - Oh, my God.
- - Ah, don't be embarrassed.
- 129
- 00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:48,232
- That was a lovely rendition
- of the "Leroy Fight Song."
- 130
- 00:13:49,232 --> 00:13:50,065
- Oh..
- 131
- 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:53,034
- - Hello.
- - Hey.
- 132
- 00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:56,740
- - Hi. Okay, uh, sorry.
- - Yeah.
- 133
- 00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,405
- Uh, I have some sushi here for...
- 134
- 00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:00,208
- - Gregory Sax.
- - Yeah, that's you.
- 135
- 00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:01,843
- I believe you're looking for me.
- 136
- 00:14:01,844 --> 00:14:04,914
- - I've been looking for you.
- - You take card, right?
- 137
- 00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:06,416
- No.
- 138
- 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,217
- Okay. Cash?
- 139
- 00:14:09,218 --> 00:14:11,053
- Mm-hmm, that's all we take.
- 140
- 00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,453
- Okay, well,
- then if you come with me
- 141
- 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,054
- I can get some cash from inside
- and we can...
- 142
- 00:14:14,056 --> 00:14:16,125
- I'd love to come with you.
- 143
- 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,596
- Okay. Just this way.
- 144
- 00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:21,163
- You know, my mom actually
- went to this school.
- 145
- 00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:22,664
- - Really?
- - Yeah, but..
- 146
- 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:23,866
- Only for one semester 'cause
- 147
- 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,200
- then she got pregnant with me.
- 148
- 00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:28,203
- So I guess you can kinda say
- I ruined her plans.
- 149
- 00:14:28,204 --> 00:14:31,342
- Oh, come on. I'm sure
- you didn't ruin anything.
- 150
- 00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,179
- Yeah, I'm just messing.
- 151
- 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:41,083
- Well, she should come
- back and finish up, though.
- 152
- 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:44,786
- I saw older people in a few
- of my classes last year, so..
- 153
- 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:46,021
- She'll be fine.
- 154
- 00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:47,589
- She died two years ago, so..
- 155
- 00:14:47,592 --> 00:14:49,157
- - Oh, God.
- - Oh, no, no, no.
- 156
- 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,392
- - I'm so sorry, I didn't...
- - It's fine.
- 157
- 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:51,827
- I'm gonna go to school here
- one day.
- 158
- 00:14:51,828 --> 00:14:54,763
- It's just, I just got
- my second rejection letter.
- 159
- 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:58,134
- But you know what they say,
- third time's the charm.
- 160
- 00:14:58,136 --> 00:14:59,501
- - Yeah, I bet it will be.
- - Sorry.
- 161
- 00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:01,371
- Uh, sorry, we got
- a few more flights to go
- 162
- 00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:03,772
- and then I'm sure somebody's
- gonna have cash for you, so..
- 163
- 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,373
- Oh, yeah, for sure, no worries.
- 164
- 00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:11,280
- Hey. What do you think, Mandy?
- 165
- 00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,982
- Mm, yeah, looks good.
- 166
- 00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:16,120
- You didn't even look at it.
- 167
- 00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,490
- Wait, what is this font?
- 168
- 00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:24,226
- - I thought you liked it.
- - Hey, Mandy!
- 169
- 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,762
- You got any cash for, um..
- 170
- 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,363
- I'm sorry,
- what was your name, again?
- 171
- 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:31,833
- - 'It's, uh..'
- - Drea.
- 172
- 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,837
- Oh. What, you've ordered
- from this place before or...
- 173
- 00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:38,041
- - No.
- - That'll be, uh, 16.40.
- 174
- 00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:41,644
- Okay. Great.
- 175
- 00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:44,213
- Well, you two can, um,
- do your little..
- 176
- 00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:46,247
- You do have cash on you, right?
- 177
- 00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:50,320
- - Yeah.
- - Thank you. Thank you.
- 178
- 00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,491
- Yeah.
- 179
- 00:15:57,426 --> 00:16:01,029
- Geez, I feel like I haven't
- seen you in a long time.
- 180
- 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:04,668
- So I'm just gonna give a..
- 181
- 00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:08,270
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 182
- 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,207
- Well, you got into
- our dream school and I didn't.
- 183
- 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,208
- So there's that.
- 184
- 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:18,213
- - Are you and, like..
- - Oh, yeah. We're..
- 185
- 00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:20,516
- - Oh. Cool.
- - Yeah.
- 186
- 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,817
- Yeah, it's cool.
- 187
- 00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:25,822
- Um, did you hear back about
- your admissions for this year?
- 188
- 00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:29,024
- Yeah, i-it's a no for me, again.
- 189
- 00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:31,461
- - So..
- - Well..
- 190
- 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,029
- The head
- of the history department
- 191
- 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:35,198
- is looking to fill
- a job position.
- 192
- 00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:36,933
- You-you think getting a job here
- 193
- 00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:38,700
- would really help me
- with admissions?
- 194
- 00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:41,073
- Yeah. Totally.
- 195
- 00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:42,707
- Here.
- 196
- 00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:46,207
- Her name is Professor Lacy.
- 197
- 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,577
- You'd have to start tomorrow,
- though.
- 198
- 00:16:47,578 --> 00:16:49,344
- That's perfect.
- I'm off tomorrow. Let's..
- 199
- 00:16:49,347 --> 00:16:50,913
- - Yes, please.
- - Okay.
- 200
- 00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:52,647
- Cool.
- 201
- 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,949
- I'll give her a call
- and let her know
- 202
- 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,819
- that she'll see you tomorrow.
- 203
- 00:16:56,820 --> 00:17:01,623
- Thanks, Mandy. This is really,
- really, really nice of you.
- 204
- 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:02,791
- Oh, um..
- 205
- 00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:05,260
- I appreciate it
- more than you know, like..
- 206
- 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:08,332
- Yeah, the, um, uh,
- the job, it's..
- 207
- 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,701
- Well, it's babysitting her kids.
- It's..
- 208
- 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:13,835
- Babysitting?
- 209
- 00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:15,437
- - Yeah, but Professor Lace...
- - Yeah, no.
- 210
- 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,504
- I'm, I'm too old
- to be babysitting.
- 211
- 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,408
- What, is this a joke?
- 212
- 00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:22,677
- She's on
- the board of admissions, though.
- 213
- 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,784
- She could seriously help you.
- It's all about who you know.
- 214
- 00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:29,854
- Thanks.
- 215
- 00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:32,915
- 'And we've Fred from New Jersey.
- Fred, you're on the line.'
- 216
- 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:35,515
- 'Uh, hey.
- I'm a big fan of the show.'
- 217
- 00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,688
- 'Yeah, listen,
- I-I-I've been getting..'
- 218
- 00:18:39,823 --> 00:18:41,926
- Hey, kiddo. Time for bed.
- 219
- 00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:51,703
- Hey.
- 220
- 00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:55,937
- It's fine, I like this spot.
- 221
- 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:59,441
- I know,
- but this is Uncle Lewis' favorite chair
- 222
- 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,143
- and I don't want him
- yelling at me about it.
- 223
- 00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:04,213
- So please, just go to your room.
- 224
- 00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,417
- Can you get me mom's blanket?
- 225
- 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,754
- Yeah.
- 226
- 00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,669
- 'Goodnight, weirdo.'
- 227
- 00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:24,694
- Oh. What is that?
- 228
- 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:30,365
- Oh, my! What is that?
- 229
- 00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,407
- I can't believe I'm seeing this.
- 230
- 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,139
- Wow, amazing!
- 231
- 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,815
- Aren't you a beautiful bird?
- 232
- 00:20:44,648 --> 00:20:45,750
- Ah..
- 233
- 00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:48,852
- Oh.
- 234
- 00:21:00,731 --> 00:21:02,663
- - 'Did you read this, um..'
- - 'Mm?'
- 235
- 00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:05,836
- - 'This thing here about, uh..'
- - 'About what?'
- 236
- 00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:11,975
- What the hell happened to you,
- Bob?
- 237
- 00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,578
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- 238
- 00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:19,348
- No disrespect, Bob,
- but you kind of stink.
- 239
- 00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:21,117
- My apologies.
- 240
- 00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:22,417
- I didn't have a napkin on me
- 241
- 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,185
- and I-I didn't wanna ruin
- my uniform.
- 242
- 00:21:24,187 --> 00:21:27,021
- On the plus side,
- I read somewhere that, uh
- 243
- 00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,893
- it's a sign of good luck
- if a bird poops on you.
- 244
- 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:34,128
- - Really?
- - That's what I read.
- 245
- 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,399
- Oh..
- 246
- 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:39,667
- Well, then, things are
- looking up for me for a change.
- 247
- 00:21:39,669 --> 00:21:42,539
- Still, you should shower.
- 248
- 00:21:44,075 --> 00:21:45,142
- Copy that.
- 249
- 00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:01,558
- Ooh, I wonder if that's
- my little porcupine friend.
- 250
- 00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:15,139
- Daryl?
- 251
- 00:22:18,308 --> 00:22:21,744
- Daryl the porcupine, is that you
- out there, little buddy?
- 252
- 00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:28,619
- No, sir.
- 253
- 00:23:36,421 --> 00:23:38,252
- What the hell is that?
- 254
- 00:23:38,254 --> 00:23:40,190
- What the hell is that?
- 255
- 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,492
- Oh, my God!
- 256
- 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:54,101
- Well, guys, that was
- my babysitting 101 video.
- 257
- 00:23:54,104 --> 00:23:57,973
- Just remember, your main job
- is to take care of those kids.
- 258
- 00:23:57,974 --> 00:24:00,640
- So if you're constantly
- anticipating potential problems
- 259
- 00:24:00,643 --> 00:24:02,176
- you'll always be prepared.
- 260
- 00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,879
- Please, don't forget to have fun
- and subscribe to my channel.
- 261
- 00:24:04,882 --> 00:24:07,050
- It's easy now. Got it.
- 262
- 00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:17,294
- Come on, we gotta go. I am late.
- 263
- 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,361
- What?
- 264
- 00:24:21,364 --> 00:24:24,832
- Oh. Sorry,
- I was listening to a podcast.
- 265
- 00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:26,834
- God. Was it about aliens again?
- 266
- 00:24:26,836 --> 00:24:28,203
- Yeah. What if it was?
- 267
- 00:24:28,204 --> 00:24:31,172
- Okay, loser,
- well, please hurry up
- 268
- 00:24:31,174 --> 00:24:33,608
- because I have to go babysit.
- We discussed this.
- 269
- 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,976
- Yeah, but you agreed to babysit,
- not me.
- 270
- 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:39,013
- Well, you know, the Lacys
- do have a really big house.
- 271
- 00:24:39,015 --> 00:24:40,915
- Maybe you could, like, bring
- your telescope or whatever.
- 272
- 00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,784
- 'Or, you know, stay here,
- listen to your podcast.'
- 273
- 00:24:43,787 --> 00:24:45,786
- Wait. Lacy?
- 274
- 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,690
- - Like, like, Trissy Lacy?
- - Yeah.
- 275
- 00:24:48,692 --> 00:24:50,658
- You're-you're babysitting
- Trissy Lacy.
- 276
- 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:51,895
- I am.
- 277
- 00:24:53,229 --> 00:24:56,864
- Oh, my gosh. My-my hair,
- is my hair messed up?
- 278
- 00:24:56,866 --> 00:24:58,599
- Phillip,
- will you please hurry up?
- 279
- 00:24:58,601 --> 00:25:01,136
- Yeah, I know.
- 280
- 00:25:01,138 --> 00:25:03,104
- - What's taking you so long?
- - Nothing, nothing.
- 281
- 00:25:03,106 --> 00:25:04,706
- Oh, my gosh.
- Did you fix your hair?
- 282
- 00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:05,974
- - Yes.
- - You still got a little...
- 283
- 00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:07,309
- - Don't. Don't touch it.
- - Okay, fine, fine.
- 284
- 00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:08,842
- - Thank you.
- - What were you doing?
- 285
- 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:10,445
- Like, putting cologne on
- in the car or something?
- 286
- 00:25:10,447 --> 00:25:12,213
- Don't-don't worry about
- what I was doing.
- 287
- 00:25:12,215 --> 00:25:15,783
- Let me see. You look cool.
- 288
- 00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:18,519
- The door's open.
- 289
- 00:25:18,521 --> 00:25:19,787
- I love you.
- 290
- 00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:23,794
- Be good
- and do what Drea says, okay?
- 291
- 00:25:25,128 --> 00:25:27,027
- - Hi, Drea.
- - Hi, Professor Lacy.
- 292
- 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:28,896
- You're a lifesaver.
- Thank you for babysitting.
- 293
- 00:25:28,898 --> 00:25:30,299
- - 'On such short notice.'
- - 'Yes, of course.'
- 294
- 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,966
- Okay,
- so the low-down on my kids.
- 295
- 00:25:31,969 --> 00:25:34,269
- Trissy, smart, but sometimes
- too smart for her own good.
- 296
- 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,838
- So be prepared.
- I gave Jake your number.
- 297
- 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,974
- He insists
- on only communicating by text.
- 298
- 00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:42,543
- I know, it's weird,
- I was hoping it was just a phase
- 299
- 00:25:42,546 --> 00:25:43,878
- but maybe that's just how
- 300
- 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,613
- the next generation
- communicate, huh?
- 301
- 00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:47,581
- Who knows?
- 302
- 00:25:48,618 --> 00:25:49,783
- Okay, taxi's here, gotta go.
- 303
- 00:25:49,786 --> 00:25:51,955
- Thank you again so much, Drea.
- 304
- 00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:54,992
- Actually, I, um..
- 305
- 00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:08,238
- Hi.
- 306
- 00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:24,155
- Anybody know any good jokes?
- 307
- 00:26:26,322 --> 00:26:27,355
- I've got one.
- 308
- 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:30,425
- What does sushi A
- say to sushi B?
- 309
- 00:26:30,426 --> 00:26:31,725
- Wasabi!
- 310
- 00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:34,164
- Like, what's up, B? You know?
- 311
- 00:26:40,036 --> 00:26:43,940
- Okay, um, uh,
- anybody wanna play a card game?
- 312
- 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,773
- A card game?
- 313
- 00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:49,079
- What is this, 1986?
- 314
- 00:26:50,012 --> 00:26:53,251
- Yeah, what is this, 1986?
- 315
- 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,124
- Okay. No card games,
- no jokes, um..
- 316
- 00:27:03,161 --> 00:27:05,860
- How about we watch a movie?
- Everybody loves movies, right?
- 317
- 00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:07,896
- We could do a movie night,
- order pizza.
- 318
- 00:27:07,897 --> 00:27:11,032
- Do you like scary movies?
- I love scary movies.
- 319
- 00:27:11,034 --> 00:27:13,236
- No, they're too violent.
- 320
- 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,175
- Right.
- 321
- 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:33,153
- Oh, my God, Jake.
- This meme is so funny.
- 322
- 00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:35,990
- Ooh, another text coming in
- from Jake.
- 323
- 00:27:35,992 --> 00:27:38,725
- Oh. You wanna go to the park?
- 324
- 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:40,261
- That's a great idea!
- 325
- 00:27:40,263 --> 00:27:43,232
- Actually, that idea
- doesn't sound half bad.
- 326
- 00:27:43,233 --> 00:27:46,834
- I mean, I can pack us a picnic.
- 327
- 00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:49,838
- Nice. What do you think?
- Picnic, yes?
- 328
- 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,805
- Well, yeah,
- if, uh, Trissy wants to do that
- 329
- 00:27:51,807 --> 00:27:53,510
- a picnic sounds great.
- 330
- 00:27:55,078 --> 00:27:57,411
- Should we reconfirm here
- with Jake?
- 331
- 00:27:57,413 --> 00:28:01,014
- Yeah? Ah, blow it up?
- No, put the pin back in.
- 332
- 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:04,418
- It's not time.
- Okay. Let's do this.
- 333
- 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:13,695
- I can't believe all the
- plant life we've seen so far.
- 334
- 00:28:13,697 --> 00:28:15,867
- Can anyone else believe it?
- 335
- 00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:20,901
- - No, I-I can't believe it.
- - Me either.
- 336
- 00:28:20,903 --> 00:28:23,169
- Jake, look! Cloudberries.
- 337
- 00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:25,139
- They have very distinct lobes.
- 338
- 00:28:25,142 --> 00:28:27,309
- Do you see the distinct lobes,
- Jake?
- 339
- 00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:32,213
- Licorice fern.
- 340
- 00:28:32,215 --> 00:28:34,948
- Guys, come on, check this out!
- 341
- 00:28:34,951 --> 00:28:37,451
- Wow, this cannot be real.
- 342
- 00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:39,021
- Someone pinch me.
- 343
- 00:28:44,027 --> 00:28:46,563
- She sure is, uh, talkative.
- 344
- 00:28:48,932 --> 00:28:51,536
- Hey. What you thinking about?
- 345
- 00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:54,835
- Nothing.
- 346
- 00:28:54,837 --> 00:28:56,973
- You nervous
- about talking to her?
- 347
- 00:28:58,008 --> 00:29:00,774
- I don't know. I guess. I just..
- 348
- 00:29:00,777 --> 00:29:02,310
- I just feel like an idiot
- every time
- 349
- 00:29:02,312 --> 00:29:04,482
- I think of something
- to say to her.
- 350
- 00:29:05,681 --> 00:29:07,317
- You're not an idiot.
- 351
- 00:29:08,418 --> 00:29:11,055
- More of a moron, really.
- 352
- 00:29:12,422 --> 00:29:14,254
- - Wow, thanks.
- - I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- 353
- 00:29:14,257 --> 00:29:16,393
- Come on, don't be nervous.
- 354
- 00:29:26,435 --> 00:29:27,871
- What was that?
- 355
- 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,175
- I think it's some wildlife.
- 356
- 00:29:34,177 --> 00:29:35,378
- Come on.
- 357
- 00:29:36,846 --> 00:29:39,049
- Hey, kids, wait up! Uh..
- 358
- 00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:53,530
- What is that?
- 359
- 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:01,437
- I think it's some sort of animal
- or something.
- 360
- 00:30:06,942 --> 00:30:09,376
- Hey! Don't get too close
- to that thing.
- 361
- 00:30:09,378 --> 00:30:12,983
- Did you get your, you know,
- rabies shot?
- 362
- 00:30:14,184 --> 00:30:16,316
- We have our shots.
- 363
- 00:30:16,318 --> 00:30:19,190
- - Don't worry so much.
- - Okay..
- 364
- 00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:23,758
- Hi.
- 365
- 00:30:26,863 --> 00:30:29,730
- Aw.. She's so cute.
- 366
- 00:30:29,732 --> 00:30:31,966
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 367
- 00:30:31,969 --> 00:30:33,735
- Here. Come take a look.
- 368
- 00:30:33,738 --> 00:30:35,005
- Actu..
- 369
- 00:30:38,674 --> 00:30:40,010
- See?
- 370
- 00:30:41,043 --> 00:30:43,977
- What do you think it is?
- 371
- 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:48,081
- I don't really know, which
- is kind of troubling to me.
- 372
- 00:30:48,084 --> 00:30:50,320
- What if it was an alien?
- 373
- 00:30:54,257 --> 00:30:56,092
- 'That would be cool.'
- 374
- 00:30:58,661 --> 00:31:01,197
- Wait-wait a second.
- I think she's hurt.
- 375
- 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:05,765
- Drea, what do we do?
- 376
- 00:31:05,768 --> 00:31:08,101
- Just leave it there.
- 377
- 00:31:08,104 --> 00:31:10,805
- Leave it there?
- We're not leaving her there.
- 378
- 00:31:10,807 --> 00:31:13,608
- Okay, Trissy.
- That's-that's a wild animal.
- 379
- 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,274
- You don't take
- wild animals home.
- 380
- 00:31:15,277 --> 00:31:17,044
- You don't know
- where that thing has been.
- 381
- 00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:20,549
- But she's cute, and-and
- she really needs our help.
- 382
- 00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:22,783
- C-come on, please.
- 383
- 00:31:22,786 --> 00:31:24,287
- Please, Drea.
- 384
- 00:31:27,089 --> 00:31:29,691
- Okay.
- 385
- 00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:32,225
- You know what, actually, let's
- take her to the park ranger.
- 386
- 00:31:32,228 --> 00:31:33,394
- They'll know what to do with her
- 387
- 00:31:33,396 --> 00:31:35,162
- and then maybe they can, like
- 388
- 00:31:35,164 --> 00:31:37,099
- donate her to a zoo.
- 389
- 00:31:39,402 --> 00:31:41,604
- Uh, be careful, guys. She'll..
- 390
- 00:31:47,577 --> 00:31:49,346
- Okay. She's cute, right?
- 391
- 00:31:50,815 --> 00:31:52,213
- Sure.
- 392
- 00:31:52,215 --> 00:31:54,351
- 'Come on, guys.
- Let's get out of here.'
- 393
- 00:32:04,126 --> 00:32:08,129
- Aunt Dee,
- you still haven't told me
- 394
- 00:32:08,132 --> 00:32:09,964
- how long
- you're gonna be gone for.
- 395
- 00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:13,233
- Oh, not too long, I don't think.
- 396
- 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,469
- 'Which one needs
- the insulin shot?'
- 397
- 00:32:15,471 --> 00:32:19,307
- - Little Herrick.
- - 'And which one's Herrick?'
- 398
- 00:32:19,309 --> 00:32:23,311
- Wrote it all down for you,
- and there's pictures.
- 399
- 00:32:23,313 --> 00:32:25,079
- Okay.
- 400
- 00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:26,812
- Oh, you need any help?
- That looks heavy.
- 401
- 00:32:26,815 --> 00:32:29,716
- Got it.
- 402
- 00:32:29,719 --> 00:32:33,052
- Oh, if you don't hear from me
- for a little while
- 403
- 00:32:33,055 --> 00:32:34,455
- just know I'm okay.
- 404
- 00:32:34,457 --> 00:32:36,192
- - 'Okay?'
- - Okay.
- 405
- 00:32:37,193 --> 00:32:38,661
- Bye, babies.
- 406
- 00:32:40,797 --> 00:32:42,799
- Have fun with your friends.
- 407
- 00:32:48,238 --> 00:32:50,704
- Here we go.
- 408
- 00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:52,273
- Come on, guys.
- 409
- 00:32:52,276 --> 00:32:54,640
- Oh, Phillip, how's she doing?
- 410
- 00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:55,944
- Oh, um..
- 411
- 00:32:57,347 --> 00:33:00,982
- Yeah, she-she seems fine,
- I guess.
- 412
- 00:33:00,984 --> 00:33:03,283
- Thanks for checking.
- Come on, Jake!
- 413
- 00:33:03,286 --> 00:33:05,853
- No, no problem.
- 414
- 00:33:15,065 --> 00:33:16,366
- Hello?
- 415
- 00:33:19,969 --> 00:33:21,805
- Maybe no one's here.
- 416
- 00:33:25,174 --> 00:33:27,810
- Hello? Is anyone inside?
- 417
- 00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:31,311
- Please,
- we have an injured animal.
- 418
- 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:34,615
- 'A really weird-looking animal
- that we've never seen before.'
- 419
- 00:33:34,617 --> 00:33:37,752
- 'Someone, open the door!'
- 420
- 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,919
- 'Can you help us out, please?'
- 421
- 00:34:07,616 --> 00:34:08,751
- So weird.
- 422
- 00:34:09,885 --> 00:34:11,318
- Hey, um, Phillip, is she okay?
- 423
- 00:34:11,321 --> 00:34:14,225
- Is she doing something weird?
- 424
- 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:23,062
- Looks like she's
- sniffing at something.
- 425
- 00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:24,464
- Sniffing?
- 426
- 00:34:24,466 --> 00:34:27,100
- Oh, she is not happy.
- 427
- 00:34:27,102 --> 00:34:29,303
- Yeah, maybe we should just
- take it to a vet or something.
- 428
- 00:34:32,042 --> 00:34:33,443
- Alright.
- 429
- 00:35:13,015 --> 00:35:16,582
- So Shawn is still giving you
- these mix-tapes, huh?
- 430
- 00:35:16,584 --> 00:35:18,919
- Hey, can you roll down
- your window for a sec?
- 431
- 00:35:18,921 --> 00:35:20,457
- Sure. Why?
- 432
- 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,361
- That's why.
- 433
- 00:35:26,363 --> 00:35:28,966
- - That was rude.
- - You like bagpipe music?
- 434
- 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:35,669
- 'Hi, you've reached
- the Clark County Veterinary Office.'
- 435
- 00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:39,207
- 'Our hours are 10 a.m. to
- 6 p.m., Monday through Friday'
- 436
- 00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,841
- '10 a.m. to 2 p.m..'
- 437
- 00:35:40,843 --> 00:35:43,010
- The vet is closed.
- 438
- 00:35:43,013 --> 00:35:45,778
- Actually, we have
- a first-aid kit at our place.
- 439
- 00:35:48,249 --> 00:35:49,752
- What was that?
- 440
- 00:35:52,888 --> 00:35:54,256
- Uh..
- 441
- 00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:58,426
- I think there's something
- under the car.
- 442
- 00:35:58,428 --> 00:36:00,560
- Okay, how about
- we lock the doors
- 443
- 00:36:00,562 --> 00:36:04,664
- and, uh, we'll fix her up
- at your place, okay?
- 444
- 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:05,702
- Hm.
- 445
- 00:36:25,354 --> 00:36:26,486
- So, Trissy, I was thinking
- 446
- 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,156
- maybe after we get her
- 447
- 00:36:28,158 --> 00:36:30,024
- all cleaned up and everything
- 448
- 00:36:30,026 --> 00:36:32,560
- 'and she's feeling better,
- she could, I don't know'
- 449
- 00:36:32,562 --> 00:36:34,193
- 'we could let her out
- in the backyard'
- 450
- 00:36:34,196 --> 00:36:36,296
- or put her in a cage or..
- 451
- 00:36:36,298 --> 00:36:38,332
- A cage?
- We're not putting her in a cage.
- 452
- 00:36:38,334 --> 00:36:39,899
- Yeah, but she's a wild animal.
- I don't..
- 453
- 00:36:39,901 --> 00:36:42,504
- 'I don't wanna leave her
- in your-your house'
- 454
- 00:36:42,506 --> 00:36:44,370
- 'and she, I don't know,
- you could go to sleep'
- 455
- 00:36:44,372 --> 00:36:46,372
- 'and she tears up everything.
- Like..'
- 456
- 00:36:46,374 --> 00:36:48,176
- 'I think we all want her here.'
- 457
- 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:04,859
- Okay.
- 458
- 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,732
- Hey, Jake. What's the matter?
- 459
- 00:38:18,468 --> 00:38:20,970
- No signal.
- Hold on, let me check.
- 460
- 00:38:22,272 --> 00:38:24,205
- Yeah, I-I don't have
- a signal either.
- 461
- 00:38:24,207 --> 00:38:25,542
- Yeah.
- 462
- 00:38:31,046 --> 00:38:34,680
- Okay. Whatever.
- Let's get this over with.
- 463
- 00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:37,618
- I don't think she's gonna like
- that iodine very much.
- 464
- 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:40,086
- What if she, like, freaks out
- and bites one of us?
- 465
- 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:42,289
- - She's not going to.
- - 'Maybe Phillip's right.'
- 466
- 00:38:42,292 --> 00:38:44,995
- I mean,
- those teeth do look sharp.
- 467
- 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,832
- Actually,
- can you two hold her down
- 468
- 00:38:51,834 --> 00:38:55,035
- and I guess I'll do the honors?
- 469
- 00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:56,805
- Yeah. Okay, girl.
- 470
- 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,941
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 471
- 00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:13,557
- Mm..
- 472
- 00:39:15,225 --> 00:39:16,256
- Be careful, Drea.
- 473
- 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,624
- Phillip,
- why would you do that?
- 474
- 00:39:18,627 --> 00:39:21,763
- You're making me nervous. Stop.
- 475
- 00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:23,932
- Okay, let's try this again.
- 476
- 00:39:25,401 --> 00:39:28,071
- Please don't bite me.
- 477
- 00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:35,546
- Oh, thank God.
- 478
- 00:39:38,448 --> 00:39:40,783
- You're a tough little girl,
- aren't you?
- 479
- 00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:45,218
- - Alright.
- - We should name her.
- 480
- 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:48,789
- How about Snowball?
- 481
- 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,624
- - That's not very original.
- - Yeah.
- 482
- 00:39:50,627 --> 00:39:54,062
- Okay, well,
- let's see what you come up with.
- 483
- 00:39:54,064 --> 00:39:56,997
- What about Bianca?
- 484
- 00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:59,332
- - I like that.
- - Yeah.
- 485
- 00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:00,935
- Bianca it is, then.
- 486
- 00:40:00,937 --> 00:40:02,769
- Alright, let me get my phone
- so we can take a picture
- 487
- 00:40:02,772 --> 00:40:03,903
- with us and Bianca.
- 488
- 00:40:03,906 --> 00:40:06,042
- - Okay, hurry up.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 489
- 00:40:07,443 --> 00:40:10,111
- - I think she likes it.
- - 'Yeah.'
- 490
- 00:40:49,252 --> 00:40:51,187
- Is that another one?
- 491
- 00:41:01,196 --> 00:41:02,528
- Look, look, look, look.
- 492
- 00:41:02,531 --> 00:41:04,899
- There's, uh, there's, uh,
- there's something in your trunk.
- 493
- 00:41:04,901 --> 00:41:07,638
- Uh, it's blurry,
- but I-I think it's an alien.
- 494
- 00:41:16,946 --> 00:41:18,180
- Jake?
- 495
- 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,281
- Jake?
- 496
- 00:42:07,464 --> 00:42:10,430
- You scared me.
- 497
- 00:42:10,432 --> 00:42:13,234
- Do you wanna come in here
- with us? We named her B..
- 498
- 00:42:15,336 --> 00:42:17,571
- 'Oh, my God. What is that?'
- 499
- 00:42:24,412 --> 00:42:26,781
- - Wait, wait, we forgot Bianca.
- - What? Are you kidding me?
- 500
- 00:42:26,783 --> 00:42:28,783
- That thing just tried to rip
- your brother's foot off.
- 501
- 00:42:28,785 --> 00:42:30,850
- Are you okay?
- 502
- 00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:33,153
- He's fine. We have to get her.
- 503
- 00:42:33,156 --> 00:42:35,890
- Uh, yeah, no.
- What if she tries to eat us?
- 504
- 00:42:35,892 --> 00:42:38,060
- She's clearly not gonna eat us.
- 505
- 00:42:39,461 --> 00:42:40,897
- She loves us.
- 506
- 00:42:42,964 --> 00:42:44,997
- Here, Phillip,
- take my key, go to the car
- 507
- 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,033
- lock the door behind you.
- Go, go, go.
- 508
- 00:42:47,035 --> 00:42:48,435
- I'll be back in a, in a second.
- 509
- 00:42:48,437 --> 00:42:49,470
- 'Oh, and, Drea.'
- 510
- 00:42:49,472 --> 00:42:51,408
- 'Grab the iodine for Jake!'
- 511
- 00:43:29,946 --> 00:43:31,781
- Hey..
- 512
- 00:43:33,247 --> 00:43:35,582
- Hey, Bianca.
- 513
- 00:43:39,789 --> 00:43:41,455
- You didn't do that, did you?
- 514
- 00:43:44,227 --> 00:43:47,961
- Um, well, girl,
- you made some fans
- 515
- 00:43:47,964 --> 00:43:50,196
- so I'm gonna just
- put you in this bag
- 516
- 00:43:50,198 --> 00:43:52,899
- and you're gonna go
- with us, okay?
- 517
- 00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:55,370
- Little road trip, yeah?
- 518
- 00:43:55,372 --> 00:43:57,403
- 'You're so cute.'
- 519
- 00:43:57,406 --> 00:43:59,640
- Love your highlights, it's..
- 520
- 00:43:59,642 --> 00:44:01,310
- Please don't kill me.
- 521
- 00:44:03,678 --> 00:44:05,410
- Who's that, Phillip?
- 522
- 00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:06,745
- Huh?
- 523
- 00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:10,383
- Oh, that's our mom.
- 524
- 00:44:10,385 --> 00:44:12,888
- Those are the Leroy steps,
- right?
- 525
- 00:44:15,658 --> 00:44:17,827
- So what's she doing now?
- 526
- 00:44:21,296 --> 00:44:25,202
- She, uh, she died
- in a car accident.
- 527
- 00:44:27,068 --> 00:44:29,903
- Drea thinks it's her fault.
- 528
- 00:44:29,906 --> 00:44:31,238
- She snuck out to a party
- 529
- 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,475
- and, well, mom wanted to go pi..
- 530
- 00:44:39,649 --> 00:44:40,948
- - Let's go.
- - Uh..
- 531
- 00:44:40,950 --> 00:44:44,950
- I have one Bianca,
- one first-aid kit.
- 532
- 00:44:48,892 --> 00:44:51,524
- Professor Lacy's
- gonna need a cleaner.
- 533
- 00:44:51,526 --> 00:44:53,497
- - What?
- - What?
- 534
- 00:44:55,198 --> 00:44:57,997
- Nothing.
- Keys, keys, where are my keys?
- 535
- 00:44:57,999 --> 00:44:59,832
- - What did you do with my keys?
- - Right there.
- 536
- 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,935
- Sorry.
- 537
- 00:45:07,877 --> 00:45:08,975
- Oh, my God.
- 538
- 00:45:08,977 --> 00:45:11,410
- - What?
- - What?
- 539
- 00:45:11,412 --> 00:45:15,051
- Just give me a second,
- just let me check one thing.
- 540
- 00:45:25,961 --> 00:45:28,662
- We're gonna have to walk.
- 541
- 00:45:28,664 --> 00:45:31,031
- Walk? Walk where?
- 542
- 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:32,932
- To Uncle Lewis.
- 543
- 00:46:03,798 --> 00:46:05,935
- Hello, your highness.
- 544
- 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,274
- Uncle Lewis?
- 545
- 00:46:48,276 --> 00:46:50,977
- Uncle Lewis? Uncle Lewis?
- 546
- 00:46:50,979 --> 00:46:52,881
- Drea, what's going on?
- 547
- 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:55,881
- Hey, Phillip.
- 548
- 00:46:55,883 --> 00:46:57,649
- Huh, what's wrong
- with your friend?
- 549
- 00:46:57,651 --> 00:46:59,885
- He got bit by an alien.
- 550
- 00:46:59,888 --> 00:47:01,787
- - An alien?
- - Yeah.
- 551
- 00:47:01,789 --> 00:47:04,894
- Are you okay, son? Huh?
- 552
- 00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:08,495
- What's your name?
- 553
- 00:47:10,198 --> 00:47:12,198
- Kid's a mute, right?
- 554
- 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,502
- Um, not necessarily,
- he's just..
- 555
- 00:47:14,504 --> 00:47:16,669
- Listen, I'd just, uh,
- like to take a look at that...
- 556
- 00:47:16,671 --> 00:47:18,272
- Yeah, no, no, no,
- don't worry about it, we already
- 557
- 00:47:18,274 --> 00:47:20,173
- cleaned it up
- with iodine back at the house.
- 558
- 00:47:20,176 --> 00:47:21,707
- What is going on? Phillip..
- 559
- 00:47:21,709 --> 00:47:23,642
- Have you got these people
- on some wild alien chase?
- 560
- 00:47:23,644 --> 00:47:26,711
- Phillip,
- just show him your phone.
- 561
- 00:47:26,714 --> 00:47:28,919
- Look.
- 562
- 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:32,385
- Thank you.
- Think I'll keep that. Drea...
- 563
- 00:47:32,388 --> 00:47:33,919
- You didn't even look
- at the picture.
- 564
- 00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:37,323
- No, no, Drea.
- Just come to the office.
- 565
- 00:47:37,325 --> 00:47:39,461
- - A minute.
- - Huh. Great.
- 566
- 00:47:42,097 --> 00:47:44,964
- Drea, you cannot bring
- those kids into this office
- 567
- 00:47:44,966 --> 00:47:46,966
- talking all that nonsense.
- 568
- 00:47:46,968 --> 00:47:48,533
- You want me to help that kid,
- I'll help him.
- 569
- 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:50,370
- But otherwise,
- what is he trying to prove?
- 570
- 00:47:50,372 --> 00:47:53,406
- I'm trying to tell you that
- something attacked Jake, okay?
- 571
- 00:47:53,408 --> 00:47:55,374
- Something chewed its way
- through my car.
- 572
- 00:47:55,377 --> 00:47:57,943
- I had to walk here
- from Professor Lacy's house!
- 573
- 00:47:57,946 --> 00:48:00,080
- - You walked here?
- - Yes!
- 574
- 00:48:00,082 --> 00:48:02,247
- Well, what did you walk here
- to say?
- 575
- 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:05,187
- That aliens are real!
- 576
- 00:48:08,756 --> 00:48:10,189
- Come on, Drea.
- 577
- 00:48:10,191 --> 00:48:11,957
- I understand Phillip.
- 578
- 00:48:11,959 --> 00:48:14,127
- He's a kid,
- he's got imagination.
- 579
- 00:48:14,129 --> 00:48:15,696
- You know? It's okay.
- 580
- 00:48:15,698 --> 00:48:17,097
- But you, I don't understand.
- 581
- 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,430
- - You're too old for this.
- - No.
- 582
- 00:48:18,432 --> 00:48:20,234
- We have one in Trissy's bag,
- if you would just
- 583
- 00:48:20,236 --> 00:48:21,533
- go out there and look at it
- 584
- 00:48:21,535 --> 00:48:24,604
- it's a good one, I think, but..
- 585
- 00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:28,307
- Drea, I don't have time
- for this. Well, man, you, uh..
- 586
- 00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:29,776
- I got a lot of things
- on my mind, you know?
- 587
- 00:48:29,778 --> 00:48:32,747
- I got a lot of things to do.
- I don't have time.
- 588
- 00:48:34,182 --> 00:48:35,618
- I see you do.
- 589
- 00:48:37,053 --> 00:48:41,620
- Hey, kids,
- we're just gonna go see Chef.
- 590
- 00:48:41,622 --> 00:48:44,026
- I'm sure
- he'll be able to help us.
- 591
- 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,687
- Dumbass.
- 592
- 00:50:28,897 --> 00:50:30,765
- Thank you.
- 593
- 00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:32,164
- Please come again.
- 594
- 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:34,502
- Uh, excuse me, Lan.
- 595
- 00:50:34,504 --> 00:50:36,669
- Have you seen my nephew, Kevin?
- 596
- 00:50:36,671 --> 00:50:38,238
- No.
- 597
- 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,606
- Chef. Chef.
- 598
- 00:50:40,609 --> 00:50:43,144
- Hey, Drea. How's babysitting?
- 599
- 00:50:43,946 --> 00:50:46,879
- Uh... it's goin' great.
- 600
- 00:50:46,881 --> 00:50:48,847
- Listen, I need to talk to you
- about something
- 601
- 00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:52,618
- and you have to promise
- that you'll take me seriously.
- 602
- 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,455
- And also, we need your van,
- 'cause we gotta get out of town.
- 603
- 00:50:55,457 --> 00:50:57,825
- Wait a minute.
- What is this all about?
- 604
- 00:51:00,129 --> 00:51:02,265
- Can you show him the..
- 605
- 00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:13,406
- - Oh!
- - No. No, no, no.
- 606
- 00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:14,941
- It's-it's okay. It's okay.
- 607
- 00:51:14,943 --> 00:51:18,644
- 'But we seriously need to take
- your van.'
- 608
- 00:52:17,673 --> 00:52:18,740
- Okay.
- 609
- 00:53:00,147 --> 00:53:01,747
- What the hell is that?
- 610
- 00:53:24,439 --> 00:53:27,441
- Ah..
- 611
- 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,053
- Jesus, Joseph and Mary.
- 612
- 00:54:13,055 --> 00:54:14,890
- What is going on?
- 613
- 00:54:45,254 --> 00:54:47,789
- No.. No.
- 614
- 00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:50,124
- No.
- 615
- 00:55:18,888 --> 00:55:22,854
- So you're telling me
- there are a bunch of evil aliens
- 616
- 00:55:22,856 --> 00:55:26,961
- and this one sitting here
- is good?
- 617
- 00:55:28,662 --> 00:55:31,397
- 'Well, how do you know
- he's good?'
- 618
- 00:55:31,399 --> 00:55:33,868
- She saved us from a bad one.
- 619
- 00:55:33,870 --> 00:55:35,068
- It's a she?
- 620
- 00:55:36,138 --> 00:55:37,602
- Sorry.
- 621
- 00:55:37,604 --> 00:55:40,439
- So, what's the plan?
- 622
- 00:55:40,441 --> 00:55:42,207
- Where are you gonna go?
- 623
- 00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:44,544
- State police.
- 624
- 00:55:44,546 --> 00:55:46,312
- That's quite a drive.
- 625
- 00:55:46,314 --> 00:55:49,615
- And that van is pretty beat
- to you-know-what.
- 626
- 00:55:49,618 --> 00:55:52,952
- I know,
- but we have to try something.
- 627
- 00:55:52,955 --> 00:55:57,222
- Wait a second. My mom has
- a satellite phone in her office.
- 628
- 00:55:57,225 --> 00:55:59,057
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 629
- 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:02,595
- She uses it to communicate
- with her researchers.
- 630
- 00:56:02,597 --> 00:56:04,832
- I totally forgot about it.
- 631
- 00:56:04,834 --> 00:56:06,698
- Well there you have it,
- we'll just use that phone
- 632
- 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:09,200
- to call for help,
- and Leroy's not too far away
- 633
- 00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:10,638
- so that's perfect.
- 634
- 00:56:15,377 --> 00:56:16,812
- What the?
- 635
- 00:56:24,852 --> 00:56:26,419
- 'Uncle Lewis?'
- 636
- 00:56:26,421 --> 00:56:27,856
- He's here?
- 637
- 00:56:35,662 --> 00:56:37,662
- 'I have to go out there.'
- 638
- 00:56:37,664 --> 00:56:40,568
- Just lock the door behind me
- and watch the kids, okay?
- 639
- 00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:43,171
- I'll be back.
- 640
- 00:56:52,247 --> 00:56:53,950
- No! No! No!
- 641
- 00:57:02,356 --> 00:57:05,057
- That is gross.
- 642
- 00:57:10,131 --> 00:57:12,133
- Kevin's sneaker.
- 643
- 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:22,841
- Hey. You okay?
- 644
- 00:57:22,843 --> 00:57:24,276
- You can drive, can't you?
- 645
- 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:26,747
- - I'm 12.
- - Exactly.
- 646
- 00:57:27,481 --> 00:57:29,651
- Go. Get out of here.
- 647
- 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:33,586
- But what are you gonna do?
- 648
- 00:57:33,589 --> 00:57:35,825
- I know they killed my nephew.
- 649
- 00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:42,296
- I'm gonna make them pay.
- 650
- 00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:49,236
- Uncle Lewis?
- 651
- 00:57:49,238 --> 00:57:50,504
- Uncle Lewis, what happened?
- 652
- 00:57:50,506 --> 00:57:53,738
- Drea, listen to me.
- 653
- 00:57:53,740 --> 00:57:57,341
- Sound. They can't take it.
- 654
- 00:57:57,343 --> 00:57:59,245
- It'd kill them.
- 655
- 00:57:59,247 --> 00:58:02,716
- Loud, high-pitched sound.
- 656
- 00:58:02,718 --> 00:58:04,450
- You understand me?
- 657
- 00:58:04,452 --> 00:58:06,555
- Okay. Um..
- 658
- 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:09,756
- We gotta get you to a hospital.
- 659
- 00:58:09,758 --> 00:58:11,327
- There's no time.
- 660
- 00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:22,935
- Your mother called me
- that night.
- 661
- 00:58:22,937 --> 00:58:25,906
- She asked me to go and get you
- at your friend's party.
- 662
- 00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,642
- I was in a bar.
- 663
- 00:58:31,644 --> 00:58:33,881
- That's why she came to get you.
- 664
- 00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:38,153
- It should've been me.
- 665
- 00:58:40,455 --> 00:58:44,225
- Drea, I know you blame yourself
- for your mom, but it's not you.
- 666
- 00:58:46,327 --> 00:58:48,660
- It's not your fault.
- 667
- 00:58:48,662 --> 00:58:52,531
- It's okay, Uncle Lewis.
- I forgive you, okay?
- 668
- 00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:55,234
- I-I just, I just gotta get
- Chef's truck
- 669
- 00:58:55,236 --> 00:58:57,972
- and I, and I, and I gotta get
- the kids and then..
- 670
- 00:59:00,006 --> 00:59:02,209
- You hear me, Uncle Lewis?
- 671
- 00:59:03,245 --> 00:59:05,046
- Uncle Lewis!
- 672
- 00:59:17,258 --> 00:59:18,627
- You bastards.
- 673
- 00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:21,660
- Drea, we have the keys!
- 674
- 00:59:56,231 --> 00:59:57,365
- Move, move!
- 675
- 01:00:01,736 --> 01:00:03,968
- - Where's Chef?
- - Not coming.
- 676
- 01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:05,336
- - Okay.
- - What about Uncle Lewis?
- 677
- 01:00:05,339 --> 01:00:08,441
- He okay? Drea?
- 678
- 01:00:08,443 --> 01:00:10,810
- Um, remember something for me.
- 679
- 01:00:10,812 --> 01:00:12,077
- - What?
- - High pitched-sounds.
- 680
- 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,680
- They hate high-pitched sounds,
- okay?
- 681
- 01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,720
- Hey! Wait. Get up, get up!
- 682
- 01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:34,734
- Taste my steel,
- you rat bastards.
- 683
- 01:00:34,736 --> 01:00:38,370
- I have the best blades
- in the business.
- 684
- 01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:39,941
- Hyah!
- 685
- 01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:45,812
- You want some?
- 686
- 01:00:45,814 --> 01:00:47,781
- 'Huh? Huh?'
- 687
- 01:01:30,459 --> 01:01:32,225
- Never there when I need him.
- 688
- 01:01:32,227 --> 01:01:34,361
- - Who? Shawn?
- - Yes.
- 689
- 01:01:34,363 --> 01:01:36,528
- Shawn has the keys
- to every building on campus.
- 690
- 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:40,631
- We find Shawn, we get the keys,
- we get to the satellite phone.
- 691
- 01:01:40,633 --> 01:01:43,772
- - But Shawn is not here.
- - Nope.
- 692
- 01:01:50,812 --> 01:01:52,010
- I-I hear him.
- 693
- 01:01:52,013 --> 01:01:53,879
- I-I-I-I hear him.
- 694
- 01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:55,379
- - Are you sure?
- - Yes. Um..
- 695
- 01:01:55,381 --> 01:01:57,216
- Everybody out of the car.
- Let's..
- 696
- 01:01:57,218 --> 01:01:58,185
- Okay.
- 697
- 01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:00,754
- Quickly, please.
- 698
- 01:02:02,289 --> 01:02:05,323
- Hey, Jake, you okay?
- Good to walk?
- 699
- 01:02:05,325 --> 01:02:07,863
- Well, at least
- he's playing a lot better.
- 700
- 01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:12,066
- Hey, Shawn?
- 701
- 01:02:13,102 --> 01:02:14,236
- Shaw..
- 702
- 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:18,138
- Shawn?
- 703
- 01:02:22,377 --> 01:02:23,908
- Oh, my God.
- 704
- 01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:26,044
- Guys, um, Shawn is busy.
- 705
- 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:29,281
- Run, run.
- Don't look back, just run.
- 706
- 01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,685
- 'Keep running! Keep.. Trissy?'
- 707
- 01:02:31,687 --> 01:02:33,818
- 'You're lagging behind,
- come on!'
- 708
- 01:02:43,131 --> 01:02:45,363
- How did they get here so fast?
- 709
- 01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:47,865
- I don't know. Just, please,
- just give me a second to think.
- 710
- 01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:49,236
- This is hopeless.
- 711
- 01:02:49,238 --> 01:02:52,039
- They-they must have spread
- all across town by now.
- 712
- 01:02:55,142 --> 01:02:57,341
- Guys.
- 713
- 01:02:57,343 --> 01:03:00,281
- I think they keep finding us
- because of Bianca.
- 714
- 01:03:04,419 --> 01:03:06,854
- Jake, did you
- just say something?
- 715
- 01:03:09,423 --> 01:03:11,591
- You know, you got a deep-ass
- voice for a nine-year-old.
- 716
- 01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:14,459
- Wait, wait a second.
- You think they're after her?
- 717
- 01:03:14,461 --> 01:03:17,928
- Yeah.
- I think they can smell her.
- 718
- 01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:21,734
- Okay. You know what?
- We can't stay here.
- 719
- 01:03:21,736 --> 01:03:24,535
- Let's um.. Mandy and Gregory.
- 720
- 01:03:24,537 --> 01:03:28,441
- Let's go see if they have keys
- to your mom's office.
- 721
- 01:03:28,443 --> 01:03:32,345
- - Well, what about this gate?
- - What gate?
- 722
- 01:03:35,584 --> 01:03:37,850
- 'Mandy!'
- 723
- 01:03:37,852 --> 01:03:40,586
- 'Gregory!'
- 724
- 01:03:40,589 --> 01:03:42,888
- Is anyone there?
- Please let us in. Hello?
- 725
- 01:03:44,892 --> 01:03:49,062
- Mandy! Oh, Mandy, Mandy, hi. Hi!
- 726
- 01:03:49,064 --> 01:03:51,664
- It's an emergency.
- Please open, please..
- 727
- 01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,798
- - Thank you.
- - Okay, go, go!
- 728
- 01:03:56,470 --> 01:04:00,707
- Mandy, there are, there are
- creatures, monsters outside
- 729
- 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:04,044
- from outer space,
- and they're trying to kill us.
- 730
- 01:04:04,046 --> 01:04:06,678
- I'm sorry,
- did you just say monsters?
- 731
- 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,613
- - Yes.
- - Drea.
- 732
- 01:04:08,615 --> 01:04:12,218
- Don't screw up this gig
- with some elaborate prank.
- 733
- 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:14,120
- These kids should
- probably be in bed by now.
- 734
- 01:04:14,122 --> 01:04:15,553
- No, this is,
- this is not a prank.
- 735
- 01:04:15,555 --> 01:04:17,856
- This-this is serious.
- 736
- 01:04:17,859 --> 01:04:22,260
- Listen, I know that this isn't
- the campus job that you wanted
- 737
- 01:04:22,263 --> 01:04:23,928
- but I really was doing you
- a favor.
- 738
- 01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:25,964
- Okay, well,
- you know what, bitch?
- 739
- 01:04:25,966 --> 01:04:28,401
- Do me a favor and don't do me
- anymore favors, okay?
- 740
- 01:04:28,403 --> 01:04:30,535
- - We need help!
- - Oh, okay.
- 741
- 01:04:30,537 --> 01:04:32,839
- Yeah, because you were doing
- perfectly fine on your own
- 742
- 01:04:32,841 --> 01:04:34,805
- getting into the school?
- 743
- 01:04:34,807 --> 01:04:36,611
- You know what, Mandy?
- 744
- 01:04:40,914 --> 01:04:42,551
- Eat shit.
- 745
- 01:04:44,051 --> 01:04:45,185
- Yeah, real mature.
- 746
- 01:04:45,187 --> 01:04:46,685
- No, you know what's real mature?
- 747
- 01:04:46,687 --> 01:04:48,522
- You not answering
- your best friend's calls
- 748
- 01:04:48,524 --> 01:04:50,921
- once you got accepted
- into this fancy-ass college.
- 749
- 01:04:50,923 --> 01:04:52,323
- That's what's real mature.
- 750
- 01:04:52,325 --> 01:04:55,827
- Okay, I'm sorry, but... yeah.
- 751
- 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:58,229
- No. I'm-I'm not doing this
- right now.
- 752
- 01:04:58,231 --> 01:04:59,265
- Okay.
- 753
- 01:04:59,267 --> 01:05:02,071
- But good luck with your aliens.
- 754
- 01:05:04,772 --> 01:05:07,872
- So, uh, what is going on
- 755
- 01:05:07,874 --> 01:05:09,642
- and why are you back here?
- 756
- 01:05:09,644 --> 01:05:10,810
- Okay, so listen.
- 757
- 01:05:10,812 --> 01:05:13,111
- We need the keys
- to the history department.
- 758
- 01:05:13,113 --> 01:05:14,781
- My mom has a satellite phone
- in her office
- 759
- 01:05:14,783 --> 01:05:16,115
- and we need to call for help.
- 760
- 01:05:16,118 --> 01:05:17,381
- Okay, I don't have the keys
- 761
- 01:05:17,383 --> 01:05:18,651
- to the history department.
- 762
- 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,084
- Just to the great hall
- that we're decorating
- 763
- 01:05:20,086 --> 01:05:21,285
- for the freshmen.
- 764
- 01:05:21,287 --> 01:05:24,256
- Ugh! Okay. New plan.
- 765
- 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:28,060
- We have to, uh, go back
- to the security shed
- 766
- 01:05:28,062 --> 01:05:29,193
- and-and get Shawn's keys.
- 767
- 01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:31,897
- Oh, no, no,
- I do not love that plan.
- 768
- 01:05:31,899 --> 01:05:33,765
- Okay, hold on just a second.
- 769
- 01:05:33,767 --> 01:05:37,635
- If that's all you need to do,
- then, I mean, I can do that.
- 770
- 01:05:37,638 --> 01:05:39,906
- - Uh, it's kind of complicated.
- - No, it's gonna be fine.
- 771
- 01:05:39,908 --> 01:05:41,640
- - It's fine.
- - No. Uh..
- 772
- 01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:43,374
- What are you doing, bro?
- 773
- 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:47,345
- Listen,
- I don't believe in monsters.
- 774
- 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:50,082
- But I do believe in one thing.
- 775
- 01:05:50,084 --> 01:05:53,051
- - Oh, uh..
- - I can run incredibly fast.
- 776
- 01:05:53,053 --> 01:05:54,620
- Okay, but you don't understand.
- 777
- 01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:57,656
- - Shawn was actually just...
- - Shh!
- 778
- 01:05:57,658 --> 01:06:01,026
- I took States
- in the 800 and 1600 last year.
- 779
- 01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:02,727
- I'll go get those keys
- 780
- 01:06:02,729 --> 01:06:05,899
- and then I'll be back here
- in 2.7 minutes.
- 781
- 01:06:05,901 --> 01:06:07,432
- - Don't miss me.
- - Wait.
- 782
- 01:06:07,435 --> 01:06:09,200
- But-but you-you really need
- to be careful
- 783
- 01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,504
- because I-I was trying
- to tell you that..
- 784
- 01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,039
- ...Shawn was actually killed.
- 785
- 01:06:14,042 --> 01:06:15,707
- Dammit! Come on!
- 786
- 01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:23,651
- Whoo!
- 787
- 01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:25,553
- Yeah!
- 788
- 01:06:33,361 --> 01:06:35,627
- What's that sound?
- 789
- 01:06:35,629 --> 01:06:37,097
- I don't know.
- 790
- 01:06:39,633 --> 01:06:40,769
- Oh!
- 791
- 01:06:44,604 --> 01:06:46,037
- Oh..
- 792
- 01:07:08,227 --> 01:07:09,593
- We gotta get
- to your mom's office.
- 793
- 01:07:09,595 --> 01:07:11,263
- We gotta get
- to your mom's office.
- 794
- 01:07:11,265 --> 01:07:12,531
- I'm sorry you had to see that.
- 795
- 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,365
- Come on, come on, we gotta get
- 796
- 01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:16,068
- to your mom's office.
- 797
- 01:07:23,377 --> 01:07:26,211
- We're all gonna die tonight.
- 798
- 01:07:26,214 --> 01:07:27,379
- Aren't we?
- 799
- 01:07:27,381 --> 01:07:29,481
- No. No one's dying.
- 800
- 01:07:29,484 --> 01:07:32,919
- But a huge ball of those things
- just devoured Greg.
- 801
- 01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:36,622
- - Yeah, well, we're not Greg.
- - Yeah, but..
- 802
- 01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:40,258
- But nothing.
- No one's dying tonight.
- 803
- 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,863
- - You know why?
- - Why?
- 804
- 01:07:44,765 --> 01:07:47,265
- Because..
- 805
- 01:07:47,267 --> 01:07:49,234
- ...no one's coming to save us
- 806
- 01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:51,303
- and we need to stop thinking
- that someone will
- 807
- 01:07:51,305 --> 01:07:53,441
- because it's not happening.
- 808
- 01:07:57,611 --> 01:07:59,245
- You're not making us feel
- any better.
- 809
- 01:07:59,247 --> 01:08:00,847
- No, you're not.
- 810
- 01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:06,252
- My point is,
- we don't need saving.
- 811
- 01:08:06,254 --> 01:08:08,254
- We don't need some fancy-ass
- 812
- 01:08:08,256 --> 01:08:10,890
- Leroy University students
- to help us.
- 813
- 01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:15,026
- We don't need Uncle Lewis
- and we don't need Chef.
- 814
- 01:08:15,028 --> 01:08:16,763
- We don't need anyone.
- 815
- 01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:18,432
- Just each other.
- 816
- 01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:21,199
- Okay?
- 817
- 01:08:23,736 --> 01:08:25,306
- C-come on.
- 818
- 01:08:28,309 --> 01:08:30,909
- No one else is dying tonight.
- 819
- 01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:33,212
- I promise.
- 820
- 01:08:33,214 --> 01:08:34,512
- And if anyone's dying,
- it's gonna be
- 821
- 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:36,816
- one of those little turds,
- you feel me?
- 822
- 01:08:39,486 --> 01:08:42,553
- Now let's find
- your mom's office.
- 823
- 01:08:42,556 --> 01:08:45,158
- I don't care if we have
- to kick down her damn door.
- 824
- 01:09:33,841 --> 01:09:35,306
- Guys, i-it's a keypad.
- 825
- 01:09:35,309 --> 01:09:37,208
- We can't get through
- without a password.
- 826
- 01:09:37,211 --> 01:09:38,377
- Okay, well, try something.
- 827
- 01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:41,212
- I mean,
- how many numbers could it be?
- 828
- 01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:43,516
- How many numbers can it be?
- 829
- 01:09:43,517 --> 01:09:46,386
- I-it can be so many numbers.
- Too many numbers.
- 830
- 01:09:46,387 --> 01:09:48,020
- I mean, mathematically,
- this is impossible.
- 831
- 01:09:48,022 --> 01:09:49,820
- - We can't...
- - Okay, just-just hold on.
- 832
- 01:09:49,823 --> 01:09:51,690
- It's not impossible,
- just think of some numbers
- 833
- 01:09:51,693 --> 01:09:53,928
- that would be important
- to your mom.
- 834
- 01:09:55,229 --> 01:09:58,428
- I mean, I-I can try my birthday.
- 835
- 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:00,401
- Yeah. Try that.
- 836
- 01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:11,945
- It worked.
- 837
- 01:10:15,850 --> 01:10:18,052
- - Let's go through the door.
- - Yeah.
- 838
- 01:10:39,073 --> 01:10:41,440
- Um, my mom's office is just
- 839
- 01:10:41,443 --> 01:10:44,842
- is just right through
- this room, okay?
- 840
- 01:10:44,845 --> 01:10:45,980
- Okay.
- 841
- 01:10:53,654 --> 01:10:55,486
- We'll make it there.
- 842
- 01:10:55,489 --> 01:10:57,355
- What is that smell?
- 843
- 01:10:57,357 --> 01:10:58,959
- Doesn't smell good.
- 844
- 01:11:02,495 --> 01:11:04,332
- Wait a second.
- 845
- 01:11:09,803 --> 01:11:11,003
- Wait.
- 846
- 01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:18,646
- Go! Go!
- 847
- 01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:21,145
- Wait!
- 848
- 01:11:22,848 --> 01:11:24,815
- Trissy?
- 849
- 01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:25,883
- She's upset.
- 850
- 01:11:27,721 --> 01:11:29,922
- I think she has some unfinished
- business with the other ones.
- 851
- 01:11:32,126 --> 01:11:34,691
- Look, I'm sorry, kiddo,
- but we gotta leave her here.
- 852
- 01:11:34,694 --> 01:11:36,895
- - But...
- - Trissy..
- 853
- 01:11:36,897 --> 01:11:40,998
- It's the right thing to do.
- Leave her here.
- 854
- 01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:43,503
- She can handle herself.
- 855
- 01:11:43,504 --> 01:11:46,105
- She already proved she can.
- 856
- 01:11:46,106 --> 01:11:47,441
- Come on.
- 857
- 01:11:49,845 --> 01:11:52,578
- I'm gonna miss you, Bianca.
- 858
- 01:11:52,579 --> 01:11:54,948
- Trissy, we gotta go.
- 859
- 01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:57,283
- Okay, I'm coming.
- 860
- 01:12:14,168 --> 01:12:15,503
- Hello?
- 861
- 01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:21,239
- What the?
- 862
- 01:12:29,149 --> 01:12:30,818
- M-Mandy!
- 863
- 01:12:34,955 --> 01:12:36,824
- I'm so sorry.
- 864
- 01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:41,195
- Mm. Okay.
- 865
- 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:44,598
- Did I leave the car on?
- 866
- 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:50,101
- No! No!
- 867
- 01:13:09,190 --> 01:13:11,556
- Hey, guys,
- I-I don't see 'em anymore.
- 868
- 01:13:11,559 --> 01:13:13,227
- Just keep running.
- 869
- 01:13:16,129 --> 01:13:18,195
- Whoa! Shh...
- 870
- 01:13:18,198 --> 01:13:20,931
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 871
- 01:13:20,934 --> 01:13:23,333
- I-I'm sorry
- I didn't believe you.
- 872
- 01:13:23,336 --> 01:13:25,168
- Yeah, you should've.
- 873
- 01:13:25,171 --> 01:13:27,038
- Have you seen Gregory?
- 874
- 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,243
- Uh..
- 875
- 01:13:29,443 --> 01:13:32,078
- Can we talk about that later?
- 876
- 01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:33,677
- Okay.
- 877
- 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,379
- - Drea?
- - What?
- 878
- 01:13:35,382 --> 01:13:37,083
- - Oh, my God.
- - He's back.
- 879
- 01:13:40,019 --> 01:13:42,486
- Why is he just staring at us
- like that?
- 880
- 01:13:42,489 --> 01:13:43,890
- Who cares? Get in!
- 881
- 01:13:43,891 --> 01:13:45,856
- Right.
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 882
- 01:13:45,859 --> 01:13:47,691
- Come on, right here.
- 883
- 01:13:47,694 --> 01:13:49,026
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 884
- 01:13:51,865 --> 01:13:53,766
- 'My car is in the parking lot.'
- 885
- 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:54,998
- We just gotta get there
- 886
- 01:13:55,001 --> 01:13:57,302
- and get out
- of this shitty campus.
- 887
- 01:13:57,303 --> 01:13:58,770
- Shitty campus?
- 888
- 01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:01,239
- Yeah. Sucks here.
- 889
- 01:14:01,242 --> 01:14:04,310
- Hold up! Why are we running
- from these fur balls?
- 890
- 01:14:04,311 --> 01:14:05,909
- 'Cause we don't wanna die?
- 891
- 01:14:05,912 --> 01:14:08,114
- You don't have anything in your
- bag like a, like a sharp weapon
- 892
- 01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:10,248
- or a knife or, I don't,
- I don't know, like a...
- 893
- 01:14:10,251 --> 01:14:14,052
- No. I mean, next
- to the nunchucks and axe, maybe.
- 894
- 01:14:14,053 --> 01:14:15,088
- Wait.
- 895
- 01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:19,391
- What's in that shed?
- 896
- 01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:20,962
- Yes.
- 897
- 01:14:22,162 --> 01:14:23,093
- Okay.
- 898
- 01:14:23,096 --> 01:14:25,663
- Okay, everybody out,
- go, go, go! Go!
- 899
- 01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,445
- You guys got all the good stuff.
- 900
- 01:14:41,448 --> 01:14:43,815
- I don't know.
- 901
- 01:14:43,818 --> 01:14:46,053
- Here, you can have
- this leaf blower.
- 902
- 01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:48,419
- What am I supposed to do
- with that?
- 903
- 01:14:48,422 --> 01:14:49,587
- Blow them away, like, literally?
- 904
- 01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:51,422
- - I don't know.
- - Okay, listen.
- 905
- 01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:55,392
- All we got is a stupid air horn
- and a paintbrush?
- 906
- 01:14:55,395 --> 01:14:57,329
- - Wait. Drea.
- - What?
- 907
- 01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:59,167
- High-pitched sounds.
- 908
- 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:02,034
- Remember?
- 909
- 01:15:02,035 --> 01:15:05,003
- Right. Uncle Lewis said
- high-pitched sounds.
- 910
- 01:15:05,004 --> 01:15:06,770
- They, they hate
- high-pitched sounds.
- 911
- 01:15:06,772 --> 01:15:08,739
- Okay. Alright, guys.
- 912
- 01:15:08,742 --> 01:15:11,441
- I'm, I'm gonna see
- if Uncle Lewis was right.
- 913
- 01:15:11,444 --> 01:15:12,879
- Uh, just..
- 914
- 01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:15,016
- Be careful.
- 915
- 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,788
- - 'Why isn't it working?'
- - I don't know!
- 916
- 01:15:22,789 --> 01:15:24,123
- - 'Is it empty?'
- - I don't know.
- 917
- 01:15:24,124 --> 01:15:27,226
- It doesn't sound empty.
- 918
- 01:15:27,227 --> 01:15:29,360
- 'It doesn't sound like
- anything, actually.'
- 919
- 01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,364
- Come on, please, please, please.
- 920
- 01:15:35,568 --> 01:15:36,668
- Ha!
- 921
- 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:42,208
- Take that, you little dickhead!
- 922
- 01:15:49,783 --> 01:15:52,051
- Okay, okay.
- 923
- 01:15:52,052 --> 01:15:53,686
- Now, where's that
- other little shit?
- 924
- 01:16:02,562 --> 01:16:04,730
- This is for my Uncle Lewis
- 925
- 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:07,132
- the only family I had,
- you asshole!
- 926
- 01:16:18,979 --> 01:16:19,843
- Oh, no.
- 927
- 01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:24,783
- Oh..
- 928
- 01:16:27,553 --> 01:16:29,390
- Oh, shit.
- 929
- 01:16:37,597 --> 01:16:41,333
- Let's not wait for someone
- to come and save us, right?
- 930
- 01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:30,007
- Nice.
- 931
- 01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:31,744
- We got this.
- 932
- 01:18:46,426 --> 01:18:47,458
- Are you..
- 933
- 01:18:47,461 --> 01:18:51,329
- I'm... fine?
- 934
- 01:19:00,073 --> 01:19:01,940
- 'I got it, just stay back.'
- 935
- 01:19:04,778 --> 01:19:07,413
- Ah! Ah!
- 936
- 01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,184
- Best blades in the business,
- bitch.
- 937
- 01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:51,390
- Wow! Oh!
- 938
- 01:19:51,391 --> 01:19:53,257
- - You good, bro?
- - Yeah, I'm good.
- 939
- 01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:56,227
- Trissy, I saw you
- kickin' butt and taking names.
- 940
- 01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:59,434
- Jake, he was kickin' em
- like soccer.
- 941
- 01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:02,400
- Mandy, it was alright.
- 942
- 01:20:02,403 --> 01:20:05,869
- You did that, Philly
- cheesesteak, alright? Whoo!
- 943
- 01:20:07,507 --> 01:20:09,408
- Drea, behind you!
- 944
- 01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:22,955
- Who the hell is that?
- 945
- 01:20:24,557 --> 01:20:27,227
- I don't know,
- but that's a really big gun.
- 946
- 01:20:29,363 --> 01:20:30,927
- Everybody get your weapons.
- 947
- 01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:32,829
- - Okay.
- - Uh..
- 948
- 01:20:35,568 --> 01:20:38,405
- Five against one?
- We can fight that bitch.
- 949
- 01:20:40,540 --> 01:20:42,539
- Hey, guys, I'm Aunt Dee.
- 950
- 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:44,743
- - Whose aunt are you, exactly?
- - Uh..
- 951
- 01:20:50,348 --> 01:20:53,150
- I'm a bounty hunter,
- I'm looking for the queen
- 952
- 01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:55,957
- and I'm pretty sure
- she's inside.
- 953
- 01:20:56,856 --> 01:20:58,493
- Protect yourselves.
- 954
- 01:21:04,263 --> 01:21:06,065
- What just happened?
- 955
- 01:22:19,605 --> 01:22:21,573
- Ah.
- 956
- 01:22:21,574 --> 01:22:23,074
- There you are.
- 957
- 01:22:40,026 --> 01:22:42,060
- You saved me.
- 958
- 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:49,167
- You travelled all this way
- to keep the male crites
- 959
- 01:22:49,168 --> 01:22:51,705
- from taking over the Earth,
- didn't you?
- 960
- 01:22:57,944 --> 01:22:59,713
- A peaceful leader.
- 961
- 01:23:02,048 --> 01:23:03,383
- Cover me.
- 962
- 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,494
- Hey, when the phone lines
- are back
- 963
- 01:23:15,495 --> 01:23:17,596
- I'm gonna give
- Professor Lacy a call.
- 964
- 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:19,195
- You should be
- her teacher's assistant
- 965
- 01:23:19,198 --> 01:23:21,600
- not this babysitting crap.
- 966
- 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:24,369
- No offence.
- 967
- 01:23:24,370 --> 01:23:28,239
- If you become
- a teacher's assistant for a year
- 968
- 01:23:28,242 --> 01:23:30,542
- make a lot of friends in admin
- 969
- 01:23:30,543 --> 01:23:32,610
- I think you'd have a real shot.
- 970
- 01:23:32,611 --> 01:23:34,247
- A year, huh?
- 971
- 01:23:37,818 --> 01:23:39,351
- You know, on second thought
- 972
- 01:23:39,352 --> 01:23:42,355
- I never really saw myself
- as, like, a teacher's assistant.
- 973
- 01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:46,292
- Wait, are you serious?
- 974
- 01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:47,861
- Hell, yeah.
- 975
- 01:23:48,895 --> 01:23:51,962
- Um, does your neck hurt?
- 976
- 01:23:51,964 --> 01:23:53,699
- Oh. Uh, no.
- 977
- 01:23:55,702 --> 01:23:57,601
- How about now?
- 978
- 01:23:57,604 --> 01:23:58,739
- Ow.
- 979
- 01:24:00,039 --> 01:24:01,806
- Yeah. Now, now it hurts.
- 980
- 01:24:06,078 --> 01:24:08,115
- You guys are gross.
- 981
- 01:24:09,147 --> 01:24:10,346
- Alright, kids.
- 982
- 01:24:10,348 --> 01:24:12,551
- Let's get on the road.
- 983
- 01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:15,355
- State police is a long drive.
- 984
- 01:24:22,928 --> 01:24:25,332
- - What the hell is that?
- - Hey!
- 985
- 01:24:26,065 --> 01:24:27,766
- Look alive, guys.
- 986
- 01:24:27,767 --> 01:24:29,034
- You know how to use that?
- 987
- 01:24:29,035 --> 01:24:31,372
- - Not a damn clue.
- - Follow me.
- 988
- 01:24:32,772 --> 01:24:34,270
- Drea, are you crazy?
- 989
- 01:24:34,272 --> 01:24:35,908
- 'Watch the kids!'
- 990
- 01:24:48,187 --> 01:24:49,954
- Okay, here we go.
- 991
- 01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:56,061
- Turn that switch on the side.
- 992
- 01:24:56,062 --> 01:24:57,596
- Okay.
- 993
- 01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,463
- Stay calm.
- 994
- 01:25:00,466 --> 01:25:01,900
- Phillip, help me aim.
- 995
- 01:25:04,204 --> 01:25:05,739
- On my count.
- 996
- 01:25:07,006 --> 01:25:08,341
- One.
- 997
- 01:25:09,543 --> 01:25:10,677
- 'Two.'
- 998
- 01:25:12,178 --> 01:25:13,513
- Three.
- 999
- 01:25:14,647 --> 01:25:15,678
- Kill crites!
- 1000
- 01:25:23,489 --> 01:25:25,725
- Told you aliens were real.
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