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- >Hanging out with buddy.
- >Drinkin'...smokin' that shit.
- >Listening to Clapton.
- >Let fluffy pony outside to play.
- >Safe fenced in backyard.
- Minutes later...
- >Hear fluffy pony squealing in terror.
- >"Nuuu! Pwease no wan' dis huggies! Huwt speciaw pwace!"
- >Look out window.
- >Two ferals have snuck through the fence.
- >They're tag teaming your filly.
- >Filly screaming and crying for help.
- >Daddeee! Hewp fwuffy pwease! Meanie fluwwies huwt! Whaaaahhh!!!"
- "Yo, you need another beer?"
- >Buddy does.
- >He asks;
- >"Eh...aren't you gonna do something about that?"
- >okay.jpg
- >Turn up music.
- >Clapton is a god.
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