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  1. <Felty> and never talk to people again
  2. <Endora> DINOSAURS FELTY
  3. <Endora> ANIMALS
  4. <Felty> dead plants
  5. <Endora> NO PROBLEM WITH USING PETROL EY!
  6. <Felty> pretty sure
  7. <Enark> where do dinosaurs come from?
  8. <Enark> god
  9. <Endora> DEAD ANIMALS TOO!
  10. <Enark> THEREFORE
  11. <Duck> they dont call it fossil fuel for no reason
  12. <Felty> bio diesel
  13. <Duck> >.>
  14. <Felty> what no
  15. <Felty> w
  16. <Enark> you have god juice in your engine aka jesus juice
  17. <Endora> bio diesel LOLOLOL!
  18. <Endora> that shit's like
  19. <Endora> 5% corn
  20. <Endora> some african child is starving atm
  21. <Endora> and you're using food to power your car
  22. <Duck> FUCK YOU KID
  23. <Duck> WE USE FOOD TO POWER OUR CAR
  24. <Duck> way to fucking give a shit felty
  25. <Felty> :/
  26. <Endora> felty
  27. <Enark> to bad niggers can go die
  28. <Felty> l2 recycle
  29. <Endora> you should drive your car
  30. <Endora> on canola oil
  31. <Enark> not sharing my corn
  32. <Duck> YEA KID
  33. <Duck> WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THE FUEL IN OUR CAR
  34. <Duck> YOU CAN HAVE THE SCRAPS
  35. <Endora> lol
  36. <Endora> send him the bag of carbon monoxide
  37. <Endora> BREATHE THIS IN!
  38. <Felty> bio diesel is usually restaurant grease
  39. <Duck> go to mcdonalds
  40. <Endora> so
  41. <Duck> hi welcome to mcdonalds
  42. <Endora> beef and bacon fat
  43. <Enark> ima buy a fucking mcdonalds
  44. <Duck> HOW may I take your order
  45. <Duck> hmm yea can I have that oil that is done being used
  46. <Duck> the what?
  47. <Felty> I would like 5 tons of grease please
  48. <Endora> lol
  49. <Duck> The oil please I would like it
  50. <Duck> gtfo weirdo
  51. <Endora> stick it in this suitcase for me
  52. <Endora> here is a shovel
  53. <Felty> I want to bathe in it
  54. <Endora> I want to raise a child on it
  55. <Duck> either way
  56. <Duck> that oil has meat in it
  57. <Endora> agreed
  58. <Endora> enjoy being non vegan
  59. <Duck> can you imagine the face on the hindus
  60. <Felty> not if I get grease from vegan restaurants
  61. <Endora> the only way to adhere to veganism is living on your bike
  62. <Felty> and not driving anywhere
  63. <Endora> >grease
  64. <Enark> fuck that
  65. <Duck> when they found out the fries
  66. <Endora> >vegan restaurants
  67. <Duck> FRIES
  68. <Enark> fuck animals
  69. <Duck> not the meat
  70. <Endora> >grease comes from animal fat
  71. <Duck> the fucking FRIES
  72. <Enark> they would kill me if they had the chance
  73. <Felty> vegetable oil
  74. <Duck> had beef in it
  75. <Enark> its not vegetiabe oil
  76. <Duck> they must have been mad
  77. <Enark> they use beef oil
  78. <Enark> true story
  79. <Duck> they do
  80. <Duck> thats why there was beef in the FRIES
  81. <Enark> makes it taste better
  82. <Duck> and india was mand
  83. <Enark> indeed
  84. <Duck> besides
  85. <Duck> I dont think you are going to get much grease
  86. <Duck> from a vegan restaurant
  87. <Endora> felty
  88. <Duck> at all
  89. <Enark> just make a pedal powered car
  90. <Endora> would you eat an animal if you killed it yourself
  91. <Enark> pedal for like 10 days then you can go like a mile or so
  92. <Felty> would you eat a human if you killed it yourself
  93. <Duck> >if it kill yourself
  94. <Duck> >if it
  95. <Duck> >yourself
  96. <Endora> I wouldn't eat a human
  97. <Duck> oh killed it yourself
  98. <Endora> in the same way that other species don't eat themselves
  99. <Duck> endora
  100. <Felty> wait what
  101. <Duck> fish sometimes eat their young
  102. <Felty> how the fuck did I get chocolate soy milk on my walls
  103. <Endora> sure and sickos sometimes eat their young
  104. <Duck> some people buy female dogs
  105. <Endora> doesn't mean it's commonplace
  106. <Duck> just so they can fuck it
  107. <Endora> sure and some dogs buy female people
  108. <Endora> just so they can fuck it
  109. <Felty> gtg
  110. <Endora> but felty why wouldn't you eat an animal if you could kill it yourself
  111. <Duck> ok ok
  112. <Duck> if you accidentally killed an animal
  113. <Endora> what if you gave the cow a quick death
  114. <Duck> you kind of HAVE to eat it
  115. <Endora> ok no here's a better question
  116. <Duck> otherwise its disrespectful
  117. <Endora> what if i gave you some meat
  118. <Endora> and told you
  119. <Endora> if you didn't eat this meat
  120. <Endora> I will kill another cow
  121. <Endora> and make you eat that meat instead
  122. <Endora> and that this cycle will continue until you eat the meat
  123. <Endora> what would you do Felty
  124. <Duck> then there would be no more cows
  125. <Endora> WHATS WRONG FELTY
  126. <Endora> DID I BREAK YOUR MORAL COMPASS?
  127. <Endora> SORRY ABOUT THAT!
  128. <Felty> wut
  129. <Endora> WHAT WOULD YOU DO FELTY WHAT WOULD YOU DO!
  130. <Felty> I would eat the first meat
  131. <Felty> or just wait for you to get bored
  132. <Endora> SO YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN AFTER ALL
  133. <Endora> Duck Zalgo
  134. <Endora> Enark Slamhead
  135. <Duck> wut
  136. <Slamhead> ?
  137. <Endora> HE'S NOT A VEGAN
  138. <Slamhead> lol casual
  139. <Enark> NONVEGANFAG
  140. <Endora> Ok Felty
  141. <Endora> how about this
  142. <Endora> I serve you a plate of meat
  143. <Endora> and you have the choice
  144. <Endora> of eating it or not
  145. <Endora> but!
  146. <Slamhead> WORLD 54 IS OURS DISREGARD 53
  147. <Endora> if you do not eat it I kill a human
  148. <Endora> and then you must
  149. <Endora> eat ze human
  150. <Enark> would you eat an animal if it was trying to eat you!?
  151. <Slamhead> pigs and humans share like 95% DNA
  152. <Slamhead> so eating pork
  153. <Slamhead> is like eating a human
  154. <Slamhead> FUCKING CANNIBALS
  155. <Enark> bacon fuckinnggg goooodddd
  156. <Felty> If I eat my leg
  157. <Felty> am I human
  158. <Duck> fuck this talk made me hungry for sunny side up eggs and toast
  159. <Enark> mmm tooasstt
  160. <Slamhead> FUCKING
  161. <Endora> ok felty
  162. <Endora> how about this
  163. <Slamhead> GRAINS
  164. <Slamhead> SHARE
  165. <Slamhead> A SMALL AMOUNT OF DNA WITH HUMANS
  166. <Endora> I serve you seeds
  167. <Slamhead> SO
  168. <Slamhead> EATING TOAST IS LIKE EATING YOUR BROTHER
  169. <Endora> and if you eat the seeds
  170. <Slamhead> PRETTY MUCH
  171. <Slamhead> U FUCKING CANNIBALS
  172. <Endora> then I kill a cow
  173. <Endora> but you must eat the seeds
  174. <Endora> now what do you do!
  175. <Felty> what
  176. <Felty> I'm just gonna leave now kthx
  177. * Felty is now known as Felty-afk
  178. <Endora> OK WHATEVER NON VEGAN
  179. <Endora> I BROKE HIS MORAL COMPASS HE COULDNT DECIDE TO EAT THE SEEDS OR EAT THE SEEDS
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