paimon found out that anon is in love with charlie

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.9
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>paimon will never ever tease you for wanting to fuck charlie
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>"Quite a looker, isn't she?"

>You have to do a double take before you catch what the feminine, caramel-colored demon smirking at you means
>What?
>Who?

>"Princess Charlotte, of course."
>"The young lady who just walked through the door."
>"The only other demon who was in here with me when you arrived."
>"Her."

>Ah right
>Well
>She's certainly not painful to behold
>Not that you'd really taken much notice of her

>"I see."
>"So then, the reason your eyes only ever strayed from her breast in order to rest on her behind, that was merely your self-admitted intellectual curiosity?"

>Oh dear
>You've been caught
>You hadn't planned for this scenario
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>You hadn't planned for many things, in spite of your intellectual pursuits
>Though you recognized that you had always been more preoccupied with worldly knowledge than on matters of the spirit, you had never struck any sort of truly Faustian bargain, and thus hadn't planned for your lack of sufficient faith to consign you to Hell upon your death
>When you elected to make the best of a bad situation by seeking out the great, otherworldly philosophers described in the old texts, you'd failed to account for the fact that there would be much more to them than any author could adequately put to page, and therefore hadn't planned on Paimon, great master of natural philosophy and one of Lucifer's most loyal lieutenants, also being an incorrigible flirt with a sharp eye for all things amorous
>You'd likewise failed to plan for what other students he might have. This was a particularly embarrassing oversight, as it stood perfectly to reason that a well-learned demon who professed unflinching loyalty to The Prince Of Lies would of course be first in line to serve as tutor to his unholy offspring.
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>You certainly hadn't planned on crossing paths with The Antichrist in your studies
>You weren't even aware that she was yet in existence. From what little you did know of theology, you'd been under the impression that her birth would be preceded by mystical omens of some sort, and that she would be "raising armies on either shore, turning man against his brother until man exists no more" rather shortly thereafter
>Instead she seemed to be of a similar disposition to you
>Well no, not really
>You're a rather soft spoken individual
>She on the other hand is fearless and yet friendly
>But at the least, she seems to share your curiosity, far more so than you would have expected a demoness born in the lap of luxury to
>She seems to genuinely be striving to become more of an enlightened despot and less of a Ptolemy
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>Her studiousness and peaceful, agreeable nature are rather inspiring
>Its seems flowers can bloom anywhere at all, even in the most inhospitable ground
>And
>Well
>She is a rather comely thing

>Tall
>Sharply dressed
>Well groomed
>Slender yet well proportioned
>With long, shapely legs
>And a pert, fey bust
>And a rounded, toned behind...
>...is it hot in here?
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>"That blush suits you, but it might be better to hide it"

>Paimon's teasing tone pulls you back to the present moment

>"I'm sure it's hard for a mortal soul to pull their attention from the future queen of the succubi, but for your own safety, you really should try for just a bit more discretion"
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>"After all, there's really no telling what might happen if I were to report to Lucifer that one of my students has been lusting after his daughter"

>"Spending much of his lesson preoccupied with thoughts of her bare body and the many places they'd like to touch it"

>"Fantasizing about feeling the warm flower of her sex and the delicate embrace of her midnight-black lips and the slick touch of her tongue"

>"Wondering what sort of ecstatic cries could be coaxed from her if they were to seize a fistful of her silky, golden hair and pull with all their might as she writhed helplessly beneath them"
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>What?!
>No!
>Cease that kind of talk!
>Stop it this instance!
>You have never done any such thing!
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>"Oh, no?"
>"Perhaps my senses have left me"
>"We may need to reschedule our discussion for another day then"

>The sheer intensity of the smugness on the fey, swarthy demon's face fills you to the brim with...something
>You don't know what
>Maybe the urge to hide your face in embarrassment
>Maybe a distant wish to strike him for his unfailing ability to embarrass you.
>But alas, he is inarguably one of the keenest minds to be found in this or any other plane of existence
>You must learn to deal with him on his terms of if you hope to learn anything else
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>"So if you're not into her, would you rather have me?"
>Paimon exageratively flutters his eyes at you
>"Master, please don't make jokes like that."
>"Who ever said I was joking?"
>"Master!"
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>"You know..."
>"...I could arrange for you to meet on, shall we say, even footing?"