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- We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
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- Yes of course!
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- The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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- 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.
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- Brother Maynard. Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade.
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- How does it, um... how does it work?
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- I know not, my leige.
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- Consult the Book of Armaments!
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- Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9 to 21
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- And Saint Attila raised the hand
- grenade up on high, saying,
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- "O Lord, bless this
- Thy hand grenade,
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- that with it Thou mayest blow Thine
- enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
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- And the Lord did grin,
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- and the people did feast upon the lambs
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- and sloths, and carp,
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- and anchovies, and orangutans,
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- and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats,
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- and large...
- Skip a bit, Brother.
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- And the Lord spake, saying,
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- "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
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- Then, shalt thou count to 3.
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- No more. No less.
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- 3 shall be the number thou shalt count,
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- and the number of the counting shall be 3.
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- 4 shalt thou not count,
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- neither count thou 2,
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- excepting that thou then proceed to 3.
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- 5 is right out.
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- Once the number 3, being the 3rd number be reached
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- then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
- Grenade of Antioch, towards they foe,
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- who, being naughty in
- My sight, shall snuff it."
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- Amen.
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- Right.
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- One!... Two!... Five!
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- Three sir!
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- Three!
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