The Merzallo bros

Massimiliano was born 1957, to a family of Italian immigrants. He and his brother Lenny had a peaceful childhood, living in an Italian neighborhood, having a very, /very/ large extended family. There was one thing that always got some of the other kids picking on them - their teeth. Massi and Lenny were born without fangs, unlike the rest of the world. The two brothers grew up to open up a cafe in the Italian district, and earn a steady income. It's a small business, and most patrons are friends and family.