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  1. from /roommates/ "Carrot" Edition, Easter Egg Presesnt Edition
  2. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46986832/#46987217
  3. part 2: https://pastebin.com/mJVAdDq6
  4. -------------
  5. >Bonbon finds the sleeping Mike propped up
  6. >Really want to show him this new show
  7. >Pulls him a little
  8. >The strings to snap
  9. >Falls face first
  10. >The Dm sheets Marion left him for the next game he unknowingly agreed to are sent flying
  11. >Mike is shaken from the abrupt wake up
  12. >Bonbon puts her phone in his face
  13. >Its all about baseball
  14. >Leaned that Baseball doesn't exist and owning a Baseball bat is the AU weeb equivalent to a katana
  15. >Good to know but its time to head home
  16. >Marion stops him before he can leave the doorway talking about the previous one sided conversation
  17. -
  18. >Mike mentioning he keeps a bat in the security booth gets a laugh or two.
  19. >It isn't until that he mentions it's made of real wood and does a couple of practice swings with it do folks realize he's being serious.
  20. >Marion has to convince him to just get a regular baton, something else considered a touch weebish but more reasonable.
  21. -
  22. >Baseball bat is the AU weeb equivalent to a katana
  23. >Mike played his school baseball team when he was in high school
  24. >Really good at it
  25. >His speech about how to play the game is like a samurai master teaching his students
  26. >Cuts out all the deus ex machina stuff from the shows like being able to swap scores with the enemy team or choosing a member to have a one on one fight to decide a tie
  27. --
  28. >Mike likes to talk about his special move on batting
  29. >"HOMERUN SLUGGER'"
  30. >Hasn't gotten anything less than a homerun if it hits
  31. >Its followed by a cheer or a groan from the watcher's
  32. >Imagine someone screaming Ittoryu: Daishinkan at the top of their lunges before slicing a mat as a sport
  33. -
  34. >Bonbon is darksouls rolling during the game just like the show
  35. --
  36. >>Cuts out all the deus ex machina stuff from the shows like being able to swap scores with the enemy team or choosing a member to have a one on one fight to decide a tie.
  37. >Mike's "version" of Baseball is kind of "Hardcore". No trickery, no tie breakers, fking make it or god damn break it.
  38. >He mentions the rules of "if the pitcher hits the batter, they get a free base" and that's NO WHERE in the shows.
  39. >He's asked if the batter could be allowed to rush the pitcher if they knew the pitch was on purpose.
  40. >There's a careful explanation that they SHOULDN'T run up to the pitcher and clock him in the jaw...but he then admits he's seen that at least once or twice before.
  41. >In a show or in real life? Never explained.
  42. -
  43. >There still upset they dont get to shoot the frozen T-shirt cannon
  44. ---
  45. >Mike had to try to get her to stop parrying Beanie every time she is up to bat
  46. >It's not the attempt that is causing all the trouble
  47. >It's the face she actually can
  48. -
  49. >Bonbon is mad she can't choose from the many classes the show has
  50. >She brought the imitation foam finger gun for nothing
  51. >Cheeky just came because Mike said hotdogs were traditional food for the game
  52. >Keeps batting out to get back to the bench
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