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Bob Goes On An Advencha, Session 5

Jan 14th, 2017
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  1. <Bloodwind> *LAST TIME ON ZERPYGEE... nutshell, you fought Garo Master, got pwned, quantum singularity opened, party split, Kirran & Dhoo got flooded by exposition from this Gerudo Warrior named Ahlma and found Shady's shop. Meanwhile, quantum singularity is now coughing out the other side.
  2. <Bloodwind> -=SESSION START=-
  3. <Bloodwind> *After what seems an eternity, Darte, Dex, Hal, and..... whoever SubconsciousEye transforms into, are coughed out into what appears to be a throne room of some sort.
  4. * Hal looks around the throne room, obviously not waiting for the full room description.
  5. <Bloodwind> *Also, Shady was nice enough to restore you all to full hearts and magic during your trip.
  6. <Hal> 18h 13m
  7. * Hal has also learned Second Chance and Shadow Speed
  8. <Bloodwind> *Anywho, the room is pretty generic throne room, red carpet down the middle to the boss door on the other side, various fancy pillars, various bits of gold plating on the walls, a bling-worthy chandelier hanging from the ceiling for potential shenanigans, etc.
  9. <Bloodwind> *Oh, and guess who's standing riiiiiiight in front of the boss door....
  10. <Bloodwind> *Agahnim turns to face you all.
  11. <Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: Ahh, I see you've all arrived.
  12. * Sephiroth kicks Hal out the window.
  13. * Sephiroth has kicked Hal from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a portal! ... To the moon! «20,036»)
  14. <SubconsciousEye> Oh, hi Agamemnon
  15. <Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: It's Agahnim, dangit! Why can't anyone get it right? Gah, whatever.
  16. * Darte wonders where he got the dough for these posh digs.
  17. * Hal somehow gets kicked out of the window and is nowhere to be found for the moment.
  18. <SubconsciousEye> Probably because you are very insignificant compared to the vast universe?
  19. <Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: ....
  20. <Kirran> (Are we all in the same place again?)
  21. <SubconsciousEye> I mean, we all are pretty insignificant
  22. <Bloodwind> *Kirran enters from some door behind you guys.
  23. <Kirran> Oh hai guys
  24. <Bloodwind> *Agahnim prepares to fire what appears to be a powerful wand blast at- wait
  25. <Bloodwind> .....
  26. <Bloodwind> I almost had Agahnim try to shoot SubconsciousEye. THAT'S NOT RIGHT
  27. * Sephiroth kicks Bloodwind out the window.
  28. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the ocean! Do I hear Jaws music? «20,037»)
  29. <Bloodwind> touche batman
  30. <Bloodwind> touche
  31. <SubconsciousEye> Technically, I am just here witnessing in case one of my characters decided to take too long to buy something
  32. <Bloodwind> *Agahnim prepares to shoot a wand blast at you all, then decides not to as he puts away the wand of god knows what the heck that does...
  33. <SubconsciousEye> Hey, nice wand, buddy
  34. <SubconsciousEye> What's it made out of again?
  35. * Sephiroth replaces Agahnim's wand with a pineapple pen.
  36. <Bloodwind> (well played)
  37. <Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: You know what, I don't need to kill you all. I have someone else here that can do that for me while I finish preparing the Gerudo Army's final transformations....
  38. <Bloodwind> *He summons a dark portal, out from which a..... oh god dangit not another frigin' Iron Knuckle appears from.
  39. * Darte eyes the wa-- pineapple pen. "Hmm. Transformation, huh?"
  40. <SubconsciousEye> You mean having an existential crisis over what you are doing?
  41. <SubconsciousEye> Oh wait, you don't do that because you are succumbed to darkness.
  42. <Kirran> Are we going to the Dark World?
  43. <Kirran> I don't want to be a rabbit.
  44. <Bloodwind> *The Iron Knuckle is a lot larger than the usual, with fancier armor as well.
  45. <Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: Well then, enjoy!
  46. <SubconsciousEye> Too fancy to be terrifying
  47. * Dex runs up to kick Agahnim in the fruit and 2 veg.
  48. <SubconsciousEye> Needs to be edgy
  49. <Bloodwind> (Roll Courage)
  50. <Dex> $23d10
  51. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 6, 9, 10, 4, 5, 6, 5, 5, 4, 9, 9, 7, 5, 7, 1, 3, 9, 3, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  52. <Bloodwind> *Agahnim doesn't bother rolling.
  53. * SubconsciousEye pokes Agahnim with a peanut
  54. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you try to kick him...... only to pass right through him and slam into the door.
  55. * Orithan kicks Dex out of the window
  56. * Orithan has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in front of one whole Rupee! Don't spend it all in one place!)
  57. <Bloodwind> *Agahnim laughs and then just walks straight through said door.
  58. * Sephiroth kicks Orithan out the window.
  59. * Sephiroth has kicked Orithan from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a fish tank! «20,038»)
  60. <SubconsciousEye> Hey, don't laugh you dimwit!
  61. <Kirran> Illusion of illusion
  62. * Orithan is not Darte
  63. * Dex opens the door.
  64. <Bloodwind> *The Iron Knuckle is now the only enemy that stands before you.
  65. <SubconsciousEye> Ah, well, my character should be done sometime soon
  66. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you fail to open said door. It kinda requires a boss key...... wherever the heck that is.
  67. * Darte grumps. "You slowpoke of a lizard. I'll show you how speed really works."
  68. <SubconsciousEye> Obviously the boss key is inside the Iron Knuckle's soul itself
  69. <Kirran> (Can it be opened with a spectral key?)
  70. * Darte eyes his bottle of pills.
  71. <Iron_Knuckle> Stats: https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
  72. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  73. * Dex tries to steal from the Iron Knuckle. For fun.
  74. <SubconsciousEye> Does the Iron Knuckle even have a soul? It's just a pile of useless blobs and stuff
  75. <Bloodwind> *Alrighty, roll initiatives!
  76. <Darte> $1d10
  77. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Successes: 1.
  78. * Iron_Knuckle stares at SubconsciousEye. Within the darkness of the armor, you can see a pair of eyes
  79. <Kirran> $1d11
  80. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4.
  81. <Iron_Knuckle> $1d9
  82. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 3.
  83. <SubconsciousEye> Ah, so that must be why it is lonely
  84. <SubconsciousEye> Welp, there goes the rupees on him
  85. * Iron_Knuckle ready it's axe, staring at Dex
  86. <Bloodwind> *Okay, Dex... roll it.
  87. <SubconsciousEye> May I axe you a question
  88. <Dex> $15d10
  89. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 7, 2, 1, 5, 2, 7, 3, 1, 10, 8, 7, 5 and 3. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
  90. <Iron_Knuckle> (Has the battle started yet?)
  91. <Iron_Knuckle> $20d10
  92. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 1, 7, 8, 8, 8, 1, 6, 1, 7, 10, 3, 2, 3, 6, 6, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
  93. <Dex> $23d10
  94. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 9, 6, 9, 10, 5, 6, 6, 10, 9, 7, 3, 9, 3, 10, 6, 1, 10, 2, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 145. Successes: 21.
  95. <Bloodwind> (Nah, roll initiatives still. Dex technically said steal before inits started though.
  96. <Dex> $15d10
  97. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 4, 8, 4, 2, 10, 10, 10, 6, 9, 5, 4, 8 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
  98. <Bloodwind> (Not that you can steal off anything off an iron knuckle, it's all too heavy. He's hoping to find a boss key or something.
  99. * Darte streaks in for a Stab at the Iron Moose Knuckle.
  100. * Bloodwind pokes Iron_Knuckle for last roll.
  101. <Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
  102. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 9, 8, 10, 2, 7, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 8, 5, 6, 5, 9, 4, 8, 10, 4, 8, 10, 9, 6, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 175. Successes: 21.
  103. <SubconsciousEye> Okay, he is done
  104. <Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
  105. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 7, 3, 1, 7, 5, 8, 9, 6, 10, 2, 7, 4 and 5. Total: 82. Successes: 11.
  106. <Bloodwind> *Yeah, there's no way it's beating the courage.
  107. <Dex> $init 1d10
  108. <Navi> Dex: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
  109. <Iron_Knuckle> $init 1d9
  110. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
  111. <Dex> $1d10
  112. <Bloodwind> *Okay, you rummage around and steal... a lock of red hair?
  113. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Successes: 0.
  114. * SubconsciousEye hides behind the fourthwall
  115. <Iron_Knuckle> $init r
  116. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: The bot has been reset.
  117. <Iron_Knuckle> $init 1d9
  118. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  119. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Yo, guy"
  120. <Bloodwind> *Nigel is back!
  121. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I see you are having trouble there. Or maybe you are having trouble there."
  122. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I wouldn't know, man, I am just a Lizalfos!"
  123. <Bloodwind> (Nigel, go ahead and roll initiatives
  124. <Kirran> (what happened to Ahlma?)
  125. <Bloodwind> (not in... yet
  126. <Nigel_Splashberry> $init 1d10
  127. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  128. <Iron_Knuckle> 120h
  129. <Bloodwind> kay, no bonus turns
  130. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 1=-
  131. * Iron_Knuckle swings his Goliath at Dex in retalliaton
  132. <Iron_Knuckle> *it's
  133. <Bloodwind> (its
  134. <Bloodwind> *its
  135. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Whoa there buddy, that's not nice!"
  136. <Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
  137. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 9, 7, 5, 7, 6, 9, 5, 6, 7, 1, 10, 10, 4, 4, 2, 1, 7, 3, 7, 1, 10, 5, 7, 9, 7, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 166. Successes: 22.
  138. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Then again, he DID steal some hair..."
  139. <Iron_Knuckle> (Roll Power)
  140. <Bloodwind> *Raine shudders for a moment while in your bottle, Kirran.
  141. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Oh, sorry, was just.. dreaming.... something......
  142. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Brb drink]
  143. <Dex> $17d10
  144. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 3, 5, 6, 7, 2, 2, 5, 6, 7, 2, 6, 7, 1, 10 and 10. Total: 96. Successes: 15.
  145. <Iron_Knuckle> (Everyone rolls Power)
  146. <Nigel_Splashberry> $20d10
  147. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 7, 5, 6, 8, 4, 1, 4, 3, 7, 6, 5, 9, 3, 5, 1, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
  148. <Iron_Knuckle> Vs Dex: 22-15+10 = 7 damage - Armor
  149. <Iron_Knuckle> *17
  150. <Kirran> $21d10
  151. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 3, 4, 9, 4, 10, 5, 5, 9, 5, 7, 9, 1, 2, 5, 8, 6, 5, 2 and 8. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
  152. * Bloodwind pokes Darte for power defense roll.
  153. <Iron_Knuckle> (How much Armor Nigel?)
  154. * Darte weeps
  155. <Darte> $13d10
  156. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 3, 10, 10, 8, 1, 7, 8, 8, 5, 1 and 10. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
  157. <Dex> 2h 11m
  158. <Bloodwind> *Half damage to Darte, Nigel_Splashberry, and Kirran.
  159. <Iron_Knuckle> (Armor then half damage)
  160. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Nigel has eight armor]
  161. <Darte> 11h 10m | 1 Charge | Splashing!
  162. <Bloodwind> *Alrighty, no turn order, you guys get to go nuts!
  163. <Iron_Knuckle> Vs Darte: 22-12-2/2 = 4 Damage
  164. * Darte streaks in for a Stab at the Iron Moose Knuckle.
  165. * Nigel_Splashberry takes barely any damage.
  166. <Kirran> 2 damage
  167. <Darte> $35d10
  168. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 4, 8, 4, 9, 7, 9, 5, 5, 9, 7, 9, 7, 2, 4, 8, 10, 5, 5, 2, 5, 4, 9, 6, 10, 7, 3, 5, 7, 3, 2, 6, 7 and 10. Total: 220. Successes: 29.
  169. <Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
  170. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 6, 8, 10, 1, 7, 6, 9, 3, 8, 3, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 92. Successes: 13.
  171. <Darte> Damage: +10
  172. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
  173. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 10m |
  174. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, that didn't hurt at all."
  175. <Iron_Knuckle> 29-13+10-6 = 20 Damage
  176. <Iron_Knuckle> 100h
  177. * Kirran fires an impact arrow at the iron knuckle
  178. * Iron_Knuckle removes the effect of Brotherhood
  179. <Bloodwind> *Darte speedily goes in and gets a powerful stab attack on the uber Iron_Knuckle, chipping away at its uber plating.
  180. <Kirran> (Vs. Power.)
  181. <Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
  182. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 2, 10, 8, 7, 10, 4, 10, 4, 1, 3, 6, 7, 10, 5, 6, 4, 1, 3, 4, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 7, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
  183. <Kirran> $38d10
  184. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 2, 1, 7, 9, 8, 7, 3, 8, 10, 3, 10, 5, 10, 9, 10, 5, 3, 10, 8, 7, 1, 7, 6, 10, 9, 3, 2, 1, 6, 10, 9, 7, 10, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 253. Successes: 37.
  185. * Iron_Knuckle uses it's support action to use Charge
  186. <Kirran> (Half damage and lose 3 armor)
  187. <Iron_Knuckle> 37-23-6/2 = 4 Damage and -3 Armor
  188. <Iron_Knuckle> 96h
  189. <Iron_Knuckle> 96h | -3 Armor
  190. <Iron_Knuckle> * Iron_Knuckle uses it's support action to use Charge
  191. <Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
  192. * Kirran casts mirage on himself as a support.
  193. * Nigel_Splashberry casts an instance of Untouchable, granting three defense dice
  194. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 5m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  195. <Bloodwind> *That reminds me...
  196. <Bloodwind> *Sorry, you guys have a Wisp on your team, forgot about that.
  197. <Bloodwind> Wisp: 5h, 40m
  198. * Dex eyegouges the Iron Knuckle.
  199. <Iron_Knuckle> -_-
  200. <Darte> 11h 10m | 3 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
  201. <Dex> roll courage
  202. <Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
  203. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 5, 2, 1, 4, 7, 10, 3, 7, 4, 6, 6, 2 and 2. Total: 69. Successes: 8.
  204. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, there goes that"
  205. <Dex> $23d10
  206. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 8, 7, 7, 10, 8, 8, 5, 7, 6, 2, 7, 2, 7, 5, 4, 4, 9, 5, 5, 3 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
  207. <Dex> Neutral Damage: 5
  208. <Dex> EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes.
  209. <Dex> Target loses depth perception, so they lose 3 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
  210. <Dex> Target also becomes Blinded:
  211. <Dex> When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
  212. <Dex> DURATION: These effects last until the target is healed back to full Hearts, which will regenerate the target's eyes.
  213. <Dex> EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace.
  214. <Iron_Knuckle> *Dex, you gouge out a pair of... magical eyes?!?
  215. <Nigel_Splashberry> "What kind of brand of eyes are those?"
  216. <Nigel_Splashberry> "A special kind of brand?"
  217. <Bloodwind> *A brand kind of brand.
  218. <Iron_Knuckle> 91h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Blinded
  219. <Bloodwind> *Wisp casts mass Mirage, affecting... Dex, Nigel_Splashberry, and Kirran.
  220. <Bloodwind> *Wisp casts a powerful illusion on the target, giving them a $1d3 chance to dodge anything.
  221. <Dex> 2h 7m
  222. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 5m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | What's a Mirage.
  223. <Bloodwind> *Nigel, got anything this round?
  224. * Darte babbles incoherently at the miragified party
  225. <Kirran> 15h, 6m | double mirage,
  226. <Bloodwind> *Darte, your babble has a 2 in 3 chance in reaching your party.
  227. * Nigel_Splashberry bonks an Iron Knuckle with his smashingboard shield
  228. <Nigel_Splashberry> Bonk!:
  229. <Nigel_Splashberry> Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  230. <Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: +0
  231. <Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Wisdom. That's bonkers!
  232. <Nigel_Splashberry> $28d10
  233. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 8, 8, 1, 4, 9, 3, 10, 7, 10, 6, 3, 9, 4, 10, 4, 10, 6, 5, 7, 8, 2, 1, 2, 6, 10 and 7. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
  234. <Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
  235. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 8, 3, 7, 5, 1, 7, 9, 9, 9, 9, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 98. Successes: 12.
  236. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Oops, my claws slipped."
  237. <Iron_Knuckle> 23-12-3 = 8 Damage and -3 Wisdom
  238. <Bloodwind> *Raine shudders again.
  239. <Iron_Knuckle> 83h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom | Blinded
  240. <Darte> $1d3
  241. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  242. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Y'know, I feel like something's off here."
  243. <Kirran> How so?
  244. * Dex drinks a red potion to restore 10 hearts!
  245. <Iron_Knuckle> (Round over?)
  246. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Dunno, man, I somehow just have this feeling"
  247. <Dex> $9d10
  248. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 8, 1, 7, 4, 5, 4 and 2. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
  249. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *smiles diabolically and eats cake*
  250. <Bloodwind> *Right before the round can end, suddenly...
  251. * Iron_Knuckle tries to look at Kirran in disgust... but finds out they can't see
  252. * Dex waves the lock of red hair at the Iron Knuckle.
  253. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  254. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 3, 1, 4, 9, 1, 5, 7, 4, 1, 2, 4, 8, 10, 2, 7, 8, 8, 5, 2, 6, 2, 9, 3, 2, 6, 7, 7, 10, 9, 3, 4, 1, 3, 8, 10, 4, 3 and 6. Total: 205. Successes: 24.
  255. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I wonder, do Iron Knuckles has sense of location by use of sound?"
  256. * Iron_Knuckle waits for what happenes
  257. <Bloodwind> *Suddenly, a dark, familiar blade of shadows pierces your Wisp ally, nearly one-shotting it.
  258. <Bloodwind> *Surprise, guess who's back!
  259. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Huh, whadda you know."
  260. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master joins the battle, bouncing over to Iron_Knuckle's side!
  261. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I KNEW something was up, buddy."
  262. <Darte> Loup Garo!
  263. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Hey there, ninja guy."
  264. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Lovely day we have, isn't it?"
  265. <Kirran> Aha, Revenge of the Ninja battle.
  266. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 2-
  267. * Iron_Knuckle removes their Blindless
  268. <Bloodwind> Garo Master stats - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
  269. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  270. <Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knucke uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
  271. <Bloodwind> (who's main target?
  272. * Iron_Knuckle 's main target is Darte
  273. <Darte> : <
  274. <Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
  275. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 4, 7, 10, 1, 7, 2, 8, 5, 9, 2, 6, 4, 4, 5, 7, 5, 10, 3, 2, 10, 2, 4, 4, 2, 7, 1, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
  276. * Kirran casts mirage on Darte as a support action
  277. <Bloodwind> $5d10 for Wisp
  278. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7, 4 and 5. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  279. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well then, can't help ya, buddy, because we're ALL being attacked!"
  280. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Life's a cruel thing, man."
  281. <Darte> $15d10
  282. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 6, 5, 5, 4, 7, 1, 8, 10, 5, 4, 5, 5 and 7. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
  283. <Iron_Knuckle> $3d10
  284. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5 and 8. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
  285. <Bloodwind> *Annnd your Wisp friend explodes in a puff of green smoke before it's able to recover.
  286. <Nigel_Splashberry> [What do roll]
  287. <Kirran> Darte, roll your mirages first
  288. <Iron_Knuckle> (vs 16 Successes)
  289. <Darte> $1d3
  290. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  291. <Dex> $1d3
  292. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  293. <Bloodwind> (anyone that has mirage, roll $1d3, 1 = auto-dodge
  294. <Nigel_Splashberry> [What stat to roll I mean]
  295. <Bloodwind> (power)
  296. <Nigel_Splashberry> $23d10
  297. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 9, 1, 5, 2, 8, 10, 9, 2, 4, 6, 3, 10, 1, 7, 4, 8, 8, 1, 8, 3 and 5. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  298. <Bloodwind> (Nigel, you can mirage that, which I'd recommend doing.
  299. <Iron_Knuckle> *Nigel actually dodges the Iron Knuckle's Goliath
  300. <Bloodwind> (or not
  301. <Kirran> $22d10
  302. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 2, 8, 1, 9, 8, 9, 9, 3, 7, 10, 7, 9, 7, 6, 7, 9, 10, 3, 1 and 10. Total: 145. Successes: 19.
  303. * Nigel_Splashberry takes no damage.
  304. <Iron_Knuckle> *Kirran also dodges
  305. * Iron_Knuckle pokes Darte for roll.
  306. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master casts Second Chance on itself.
  307. * Iron_Knuckle forgot that Darte rolled
  308. * Dex tries to make himself look as much like a Gerudo.
  309. <Iron_Knuckle> 16-12+10-2 = 12 Damage
  310. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 47h, 78m | 2 Reroll Points
  311. <Iron_Knuckle> Vs Darte
  312. * Darte wipes out utterly.
  313. * Dex adds "as possible." to the end of that last emote.
  314. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Whoa there, dude! It's dangerous to swing that giant thing around!"
  315. * Iron_Knuckle pokes Dex for roll
  316. <Darte> -6h 10m | DEAD | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
  317. <Dex> $17d10
  318. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 3, 10, 6, 4, 8, 8, 8, 10, 4, 10, 8, 5, 9, 5 and 3. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  319. <Iron_Knuckle> *Dex, you take no damage
  320. <Iron_Knuckle> (aaand BRB)
  321. <Bloodwind> *Darte, you are cleaved directly in half.
  322. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Also, does anyone have any magical recovery thing? I may be running low soon."
  323. <Iron_Knuckle> (Will have to be AFK for a little while)
  324. <Kirran> (I have to go AFK here in a little bit too.
  325. <Kirran> )
  326. <Bloodwind> *Kirran suddenly becomes pale at the return of Garo Master. Scaredy cat.
  327. <Bloodwind> *From behind, an orb of blue light appears, creating a blue sparkly circle behind you guys. Out from it, appears good ol' trusty Bob and Firiann!
  328. <Bloodwind> *Shady pokes his head through the portal.
  329. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Hey, it's that Poe Guy!"
  330. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Qouth the raven nevermore?"
  331. <Nigel_Splashberry> "... Wait..."
  332. <Bloodwind> [Shady]: Hey folks, figured you might need help. I got this experimental Save Point thing. Nutshell, if you die, and you got another character, bring 'em on through! Not sure what that actually means...
  333. * Darte - though dead - sniffs. "Great. Plant person. Just fantastic."
  334. <Bloodwind> [Shady]: I'd join yer battle, but I gotta focus on keeping this portal up from a safe location. I haven't perfected this thing yet. Good luck!
  335. <Bloodwind> *Shady disappears.
  336. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alroight 'ere, toim ta wreck serm face!
  337. <Bloodwind> *Bob looks to see that Iron Knuckle has a helmet, thus blocking thy face, and Garo Master's face is obscured by darkness.
  338. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Err........ ........
  339. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Who is this guy again? I could have sworn I heard of him..."
  340. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Me name's Bob, Mastah Dex dere is mah boss!
  341. <Bloodwind> *Bob pokes Kirran.
  342. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot's wit dis guy 'ere?
  343. * Nigel_Splashberry shrugs
  344. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Dunno, man, he sure is a guy, though."
  345. <Bloodwind> *Bob's War Flag makes it so you all have +1 Armor and Dice!
  346. * Dex dresses up as the ghost of the top half of a Gerudo.
  347. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alroight den, who shuld oi hit, boss?
  348. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wait... Boss Dex, where'd ye go?
  349. <Bloodwind> *Bob honestly cannot find Dex anymore.
  350. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master doesn't seem to be looking at you Dex, so you can't tell if it's actually working or not.
  351. * Dex whispers to Bob "I'm Dex, but keep it secret, I'm working on something here."
  352. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Ah, yes, Lizalfos."
  353. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: I have serious doubts 'bout dat, but yew look cool, so I believe ye.
  354. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Oi, shrubface, let's go wreck dat knukcle round!
  355. <Bloodwind> *Bob points to Firiann.
  356. <Bloodwind> (Darte, switch on over
  357. * Dex used the lock or red hair, the imitation staff transformed to look like a suitably Gerudoish weapon and hauled his robes and armor around to look more like a cut in half body.
  358. * Dex tries to make his voice sound like a ghost Gerudo.
  359. <Bloodwind> *Whelp, Dex is now a Gerudo Ghini hybrid. Too bad he doesn't have their respective broken abilities.
  360. <Dex> BroTHEr... AVeNge Me....
  361. <Firiann> $1d10
  362. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
  363. <Iron_Knuckle> (back)
  364. <Iron_Knuckle> (What did I miss)
  365. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks briefly at Dex, stares blankly, then goes back to observing.
  366. * Firiann whirls her flaming leaves about, squeaks reaching to pierce the heavens themselves.
  367. <Firiann> <In the distance, you hear a song...>
  368. <Dex> I KNow Who KilLED yoouuu.
  369. <Firiann> https://theophany-rmx.bandcamp.com/track/deku-palace
  370. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you hear a voice in your head: "Who?"
  371. * Iron_Knuckle is confused about what has happened
  372. <Dex> AGAHniM and THis IrON KNuckLE HelpED HiM DO it!
  373. <Bloodwind> *Bob goes for a Leap Attack on Iron Knuckle with his Potential Blade!
  374. <Iron_Knuckle> $12d10
  375. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 6, 3, 8, 3, 9, 4, 2, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 69. Successes: 8.
  376. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks at Iron Knuckle... then looks back at Dex.
  377. <Dex> WelL AgaHniM For SURE!
  378. <Bloodwind> *You hear a voice, Dex: "Impossible. A Gerudo would never kill me. What are you?"*
  379. <Bloodwind> *Thanks to Dex distracting Garo Master, it doesn't Cover Iron_Knuckle on this attack....
  380. <Bloodwind> Slash:
  381. <Bloodwind> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  382. <Bloodwind> Damage: +0
  383. <Bloodwind> EFFECT: If it hits, you gain 2 Attack Dice.
  384. <Dex> thE iRON kNUCkle IS beinG ContROLLEd by AGaHNIM
  385. <Bloodwind> $25d10
  386. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 10, 1, 9, 5, 4, 6, 2, 2, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 9, 6, 4, 5, 3, 3, 1, 6, 1 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  387. <Dex> MInd COntROLLeD
  388. <Bloodwind> *You hear the voice again: "Who are you? Answer me."*
  389. <Bloodwind> *Hit against Iron_Knuckle, uhhh
  390. <Iron_Knuckle> 13-8-3*1.5 = 3 Damage
  391. <Bloodwind> 5 * 1.5 rounded = 8 - 2 = 2 damage
  392. <Bloodwind> err
  393. <Bloodwind> 8 - 6
  394. <Bloodwind> wait, it's got -3 armor
  395. <Dex> AgAthA?
  396. <Bloodwind> hah, 5 damage
  397. <Bloodwind> *You hear the voice again: "... who?"*
  398. <Bloodwind> 25h, 6m | +2 AD for Bob
  399. <Dex> AgathA ChriSTIe?
  400. <Iron_Knuckle> 78h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom
  401. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Y'know, that big ninja of dark blobs and Iron Knuckle does not have a good sense in fashion."
  402. <Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
  403. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master rushes straight in at Dex- I mean Agatha Christie with a Phase Slash!
  404. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage!
  405. <Iron_Knuckle> 78h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom | -1 Action off next charge
  406. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  407. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 5, 3, 10, 7, 1, 8, 6, 1, 7, 1, 4, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 6, 8, 9, 5, 4, 2, 10, 7, 5, 10, 2, 5, 3, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 4, 8, 6 and 10. Total: 231. Successes: 30.
  408. <Bloodwind> *By the way, I should note your guys' mirages are gone, except Kirran's.
  409. <Dex> $25d10
  410. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 7, 9, 1, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 6, 8, 1, 9, 4, 9 and 6. Total: 136. Successes: 16.
  411. <Dex> am dead
  412. <Dex> for realsies
  413. <Dex> except for FOCUSED DODGING
  414. * Dex dodges like a pro.
  415. <Bloodwind> *Dex, in your attempt to mimic being a ghost, you actually end up dodging it.... like a real ghost.
  416. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master's blade passes right through you.
  417. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: !!!
  418. <Dex> REPENT FOR ATTACKING A FELLOW GHOST
  419. <Dex> REEEEPEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNT
  420. <Bloodwind> *It stares blankly at you.
  421. <Bloodwind> (anyone got actions left this round?
  422. * Dex hands the disguise to Nigel.
  423. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, guess it's time to do shenanigans."
  424. * Iron_Knuckle stares blankly at Nigel
  425. * Nigel_Splashberry drinks a magic jar and then charges up for a next move
  426. <Bloodwind> *Annnd round over!
  427. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 3-
  428. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master immediately starts this round with an Illusive Strike!
  429. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 9m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Charging (1 action)?
  430. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master throws shadow blades at all enemies, dealing full Neutral Damage! However, only the target with the lowest defensive successes actually takes the damage.
  431. * Iron_Knuckle looks at the newcomer, Friian
  432. <Bloodwind> *Nigel, a blade does not come your way, for some reason...
  433. <Dex> $17d10
  434. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 9, 9, 2, 9, 7, 4, 8, 9, 6, 1, 5, 5, 1, 8 and 2. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
  435. <Bloodwind> *Bob casts Thorns on Dex!
  436. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ere ya go boss, just in case it hits yew!
  437. <Bloodwind> $45d10 for Garo Master
  438. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 3, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 7, 7, 5, 10, 5, 1, 1, 1, 10, 9, 3, 8, 6, 6, 6, 4, 2, 6, 9, 7, 6, 6, 8, 6, 10, 10, 6, 10, 9, 2, 6, 5, 8, 1, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 257. Successes: 38.
  439. <Bloodwind> $25d10 for Bob
  440. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 1, 4, 6, 9, 9, 1, 4, 2, 2, 10, 10, 9, 6, 6, 6, 1, 6, 6, 6, 6, 5, 7 and 1. Total: 131. Successes: 18.
  441. * Firiann is gonna cry this round, isn't she
  442. <Bloodwind> *Bob covers Firiann in the process.
  443. <Bloodwind> (Firiann, you don't have to roll!
  444. <Dex> $25d10
  445. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 4, 6, 3, 8, 9, 4, 1, 4, 3, 10, 5, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 5, 1, 7, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
  446. * Firiann cries tears of happiness. Flaming, ember tears.
  447. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, being a complete ghost, somehow auto-dodges. Hax.
  448. <Firiann> https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3270932885_16.jpg
  449. <Bloodwind> (brilliant)
  450. <Firiann> Darte dodges on principle
  451. <Bloodwind> *Annnnd Dex, now that you're no longer a ghost, you transcend the physical realm as your body is sliced in half and turn into a real ghost. Aka, you're dead.
  452. <Bloodwind> *However...
  453. <Bloodwind> 38 - 11 = 27 damage
  454. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master is suddenly hit hard with an incredible backlash of energy, courtesies of Thorns!
  455. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ah, that trick Shady told me 'bout works, it can't stop dat spell!
  456. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Except I can't cast it again...
  457. <Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knucke uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
  458. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 20h, 78m | 2 Reroll Points
  459. * Iron_Knuckle 's main target this time around is Bob!
  460. <Iron_Knuckle> Roll Power
  461. <Bloodwind> 25h, 1m | +2 AD for Bob
  462. <Iron_Knuckle> $27d10
  463. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7, 1, 3, 8, 10, 7, 10, 3, 3, 3, 10, 2, 6, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10, 4, 1, 6, 9, 2, 10 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 23.
  464. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Oh bloody-
  465. <Bloodwind> $8d10
  466. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 10, 10, 7, 6, 7 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
  467. <Bloodwind> *Firiann still doesn't get hit.
  468. <Bloodwind> 23 - 9 = 14 + 10 = 24 - 4 = 20 damage
  469. <Iron_Knuckle> 23-9+10 = 24 Damage
  470. <Iron_Knuckle> -4 Armor = 20 Damage
  471. <Bloodwind> *Bob takes a powerful hit and loses a large chunk of blood in the process, but still stands strong!
  472. <Bloodwind> *Perseverance kicks in, he's got another +3 Dice!
  473. * Firiann thanks Bob for his sacrifice. She would bow in extollment of his merciful gift, but that would only leave her faceplanted and unable to get back up, so she settles for an affectionate ember seed to the back of his head.
  474. <Bloodwind> *Annnd Armor Feedback hits Iron_Knuckle for........ 1 damage, thanks to that -3 armor earlier.
  475. <Bloodwind> *Said ember seed gives Bob a blazing fury of protection and retaliation, giving him another +3 Dice on everything!
  476. <Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom
  477. <Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
  478. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: ALROIGHT, I'M JUST GETTIN' STARTED!
  479. <Bloodwind> *Except Bob can't do anything this round.
  480. <Bloodwind> 5h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
  481. <Iron_Knuckle> <Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom | -2 Actions off next charge attack
  482. <Bloodwind> *Okay, I believe Nigel, Firiann annnnd..... Dex, if you used a fairy, you're back in the flow.
  483. * Firiann wriggles her snouth. Something's stuck in there... a colossal sneeze explodes from her tiny wooden cavity, sending a Loot Shovel to Thwack the Garo Master!
  484. <Firiann> $30d10
  485. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 6, 5, 4, 8, 8, 6, 8, 10, 2, 9, 5, 10, 9, 4, 3, 9, 10, 2, 1, 10, 1, 9, 10, 10, 9, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 198. Successes: 28.
  486. <Bloodwind> *That's..... magical.
  487. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master covers Iron_Knuckle!
  488. <Bloodwind> *It uses its sword dance on defending.
  489. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  490. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 9, 8, 9, 2, 6, 7, 8, 3, 6, 9, 1, 10, 8, 9, 4, 1, 8, 3, 2, 9, 2, 3, 8, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 1, 9, 2, 9, 6, 10, 1, 1, 6, 8, 4, 2, 7, 5 and 1. Total: 239. Successes: 27.
  491. <Nigel_Splashberry> [I don't even know what happened, and I am apparently a ghost or something?]
  492. <Bloodwind> *Holy crap, YOU ACTUALLY HIT
  493. <Firiann> (Strength roll?)
  494. <Firiann> (*Power)
  495. <Bloodwind> (Sword Dance lets it override w/ Courage
  496. <Bloodwind> (There's a bypass, if you can figure out what it is....
  497. * Dex takes the disguise from Nigel and dresses Kirran up with it.
  498. <Firiann> Damage: +4
  499. <Firiann> EFFECT: If th' attack be successful, target loses 3 Wisdom.
  500. * Kirran throws a fairy at Darte
  501. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 9m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Charging (1 action)?
  502. * Dex whispers to Kirran pretend to be a Gerudo ghost and tell the Garo Master Agahnim killed him.
  503. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master misjudges the sheer power of this loot shovel attack from this shrub and ends up getting hit by it, taking 5 damage and losing some Wisdom!
  504. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 68m | -3 Wisdom, 2 Reroll Points
  505. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master stares intensely at Firiann!
  506. <Bloodwind> *Darte is revived, but he's on standby as long as Firiann is around.
  507. * Kirran talks to Garo Master
  508. <Bloodwind> *Next time Firiann dies, Darte comes in to replace.
  509. <Kirran> Hey there. Something important to tell you.
  510. <Firiann> ;w;
  511. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master turns to face Kirran.
  512. * Kirran waves
  513. * Iron_Knuckle waits to see if there are any more actions to face.
  514. * Iron_Knuckle uses Status Protect to remove it's -3 Attack Dice
  515. <Kirran> So, that wizard guy over there? I came back to tell you that he burned down your village, stole it's heirlooms, and killed you and your family.
  516. <Kirran> Thought you should know.
  517. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master stares for a moment, then returns to observing.
  518. <Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom | -2 Actions off next charge attack
  519. * Nigel_Splashberry waits until everyone else has performed
  520. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, Nigel, and Dex, waitin' on your guys.
  521. <Kirran> (Do I need to stay in character for this charade? Because it seems like a bad idea to attack if I'm supposed to be playing at being an NPC.
  522. <Bloodwind> (If you wanna avoid getting hit by Garo Master, yes
  523. * Kirran revives Darte with a fairy and casts mirage on him.
  524. * Dex Daze Strikes the Iron Knuckle.
  525. <Bloodwind> *Darte is on standby for returning until Firiann dies..... which will probably be soon, given he actually landed an attack on Garo Master.
  526. * Kirran otherwise abides in-character by acting ghost like per Nolyghots' example a long time ago.
  527. <Dex> DESCRIPTION: Apply a magical toxin to The Eyegouger that dulls the nerves and spreads over time. Then stab a target.
  528. <Dex> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  529. <Dex> Damage: +3
  530. <Dex> EFFECT: If it hits, the target loses 2 Power, Courage, & Wisdom.
  531. <Iron_Knuckle> $12d10
  532. <Firiann> ??h 10m | PENDING | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
  533. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 5, 4, 2, 8, 6, 10, 10, 8, 7 and 1. Total: 69. Successes: 9.
  534. <Firiann> (Darte ^)
  535. <Dex> $23d10
  536. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 8, 8, 2, 6, 10, 1, 2, 9, 2, 2, 5, 9, 6, 6, 5, 10, 7, 9, 3, 1 and 2. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
  537. <Dex> 6 damage + -2 to all stats
  538. <Iron_Knuckle> 15-9-3+3 = 6 Damage
  539. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ey, next round, if'n yew guys kin get mah magic back, I kin thorns one of yew again and make Garo Mastah kill 'imself again!
  540. <Iron_Knuckle> 71h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -5 Wisdsom, -2 Power, -2 Courage | -2 Actions off next charge attack
  541. <Iron_Knuckle> (brb checking stuff)
  542. <Bloodwind> *Alright Nigel, yer up, last guy.
  543. * Nigel_Splashberry performs the Surfer Up move, spending eight magic
  544. <Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  545. <Nigel_Splashberry> DESCRIPTION: Once charged, hop onto your Smashboard and surf the waves of Fire & Water, dude! Surf around all your enemies and let ‘em feel the cool, refreshing splash of lava… wait. Hits all enemies with two attacks, you only roll once.
  546. <Nigel_Splashberry> FIRE ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  547. <Nigel_Splashberry> Neutral Damage: 10
  548. <Nigel_Splashberry> WATER ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Power dice
  549. <Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: None
  550. <Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: For each target hit from either attack, you and your allies recover 3 Hearts.
  551. <Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
  552. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 8, 4, 8, 6, 10, 8, 6, 2, 6, 4, 4, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 6, 4, 9, 1, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 146. Successes: 15.
  553. * Nigel_Splashberry rerolls that
  554. <Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
  555. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 8, 9, 5, 7, 6, 9, 4, 2, 8, 2, 7, 9, 7, 1, 3, 8, 3, 6, 9, 4, 1, 2, 9, 5 and 1. Total: 143. Successes: 16.
  556. <Bloodwind> $22d10 for Garo Master, Wisdom
  557. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 9, 7, 10, 10, 5, 8, 5, 1, 4, 3, 5, 5, 10, 6, 2, 9, 3, 2, 2 and 10. Total: 129. Successes: 19.
  558. <Bloodwind> (wowwee, unlucky thar)
  559. <Bloodwind> $14d10 for Garo Master, Power
  560. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 9, 8, 8, 10, 7, 2, 1, 6, 5, 9, 3 and 4. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
  561. <Kirran> Reroll Nigel for the heck of it.
  562. <Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
  563. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 2, 3, 8, 6, 5, 2, 1, 5, 8, 2, 4, 10, 3, 5, 10, 7, 2, 8, 4, 10, 8, 1, 2, 8 and 6. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
  564. <Bloodwind> *The water attack hits Garo Master. It decides not to react with anything on that.
  565. <Bloodwind> ROLLOFF
  566. <Bloodwind> $22d10
  567. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 9, 10, 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 1, 9, 10, 1, 1, 5, 10 and 8. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
  568. <Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
  569. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 2, 6, 4, 2, 7, 1, 8, 3, 8, 6, 2, 2, 1, 4, 9, 3, 1, 10, 7, 8, 6, 7, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
  570. <Bloodwind> *Aww, still missed on the fire attack.
  571. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Should have rerolled the Garo Master]
  572. <Iron_Knuckle> (Back)
  573. * Kirran shrugs
  574. <Kirran> I'm a ghost
  575. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Anyone else]
  576. <Bloodwind> (waitin' on Iron_Knuckle's rolls
  577. <Iron_Knuckle> $13d10
  578. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 6, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7, 8, 7 and 4. Total: 75. Successes: 10.
  579. <Iron_Knuckle> $13d10
  580. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 10, 2, 5, 1, 5, 3, 3, 6, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
  581. <Bloodwind> *Okay, Nigel_Splashberry, Dex, Firiann, Kirran, and Bob, you all recover 6 hearts!
  582. <Bloodwind> 11h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
  583. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Thanks bud!
  584. <Firiann> :o
  585. <Kirran> 15h, 8m | double mirage, ghost disguise
  586. <Nigel_Splashberry> 14h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  587. * Firiann already had full hearts. Her heart is now full to overflowing. Her sappy, wooden tree heart.
  588. <Iron_Knuckle> 61h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -5 Wisdsom, -2 Power, -2 Courage | -2 Actions off next charge attack
  589. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, unfortunately, I got no other magic to use, so..."
  590. <Dex> $9d10
  591. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 9, 4, 3, 5, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 6.
  592. <Bloodwind> *Kay, round over.
  593. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 4-
  594. <Bloodwind> *Bob drinks a Green Potion then casts Thorns on Firiann.
  595. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Wait I actually WAS going to make another move]
  596. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Oh well]
  597. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ah, can't 'ttack 'er now, ya dark git!
  598. <Bloodwind> (oh my bad, go ahead)
  599. <Bloodwind> (I'll count it off the previous round)
  600. <Firiann> 10h 4m | Feelin' Thorny
  601. <Iron_Knuckle> *The heavy layer of extra armor is barely stable. It looks as if it could fall at any time, to anything...*
  602. * Nigel_Splashberry spends the remaining of his magic to cast Illusion of Sound, Tethering to the Room, playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QV8ToTv8_U in the background on loop.
  603. <Kefka> YouTube: DDBY - ts2 ハルトマンの妖怪少女 - Views: 6,459 - Length: 7:51 - Uploaded: 2012-07-20 - User: Flame Thunderbog - Likes: 72 - Dislikes: 0
  604. <Nigel_Splashberry> 14h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  605. <Bloodwind> (touche)
  606. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master goes in to attack Firiann.... but something is a little different this time.
  607. <Firiann> (thunderboggy??)
  608. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master uses Parabolic Movement!
  609. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master's shadow lines up with your shadow, shifting powers around. (Roll Wisdom) | If it hits, he can exchange one of his negative effects for one of your positive effects.
  610. <Firiann> ;_;
  611. <Bloodwind> $27d10
  612. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 4, 1, 7, 10, 8, 3, 4, 7, 7, 4, 9, 2, 4, 3, 5, 7, 9, 7, 6, 1, 5, 2, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
  613. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot in da-
  614. <Iron_Knuckle> *Underneath the armor, you can see an outline of a Gerudo; but you can't make anything of it.
  615. <Firiann> $5d10
  616. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 4, 3 and 1. Total: 14. Successes: 0.
  617. <Bloodwind> *Firiann, you take no damage, but you suffer -3 Wisdom as your Thorns is STOLEN!
  618. <Firiann> (PFFFFF)
  619. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | 2 Reroll Points, Thorns
  620. <Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom
  621. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot?! Yew guys didn't say anythin' bout him bein' able ta do dat!
  622. <Nigel_Splashberry> "He's got no fashion sense, so he just does that to be fancy."
  623. * Bloodwind reads Kirran's mind.
  624. <Bloodwind> *Hey, one of you folks should totally just poke Iron_Knuckle.
  625. <Kirran> Hey, someone should poke that loose hanging armor.
  626. * Nigel_Splashberry doesn't have Poke
  627. * Kirran continues being a ghost.
  628. <Iron_Knuckle> (Lets just make it a basic action for just this moment...)
  629. * Firiann tries to pick up the Iron Knuckle in anger.
  630. * Firiann inhales DEEPLY
  631. <Firiann> $30d10
  632. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 2, 2, 6, 9, 5, 10, 6, 1, 4, 4, 2, 7, 7, 6, 4, 5, 3, 10, 6, 8, 2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 8, 10 and 1. Total: 166. Successes: 23.
  633. <Iron_Knuckle> $28d10
  634. <Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 7, 10, 6, 3, 9, 1, 3, 4, 1, 6, 7, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 8, 1, 6, 4, 8, 7, 8, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 153. Successes: 17.
  635. <Bloodwind> (so by the logic that no one can pick up iron knuckles' items, does that mean it's technically impossible to pick up- you know what, I'm allowing it
  636. <Bloodwind> *YOU PICK UP THE IRON KNUCKLE.
  637. * Iron_Knuckle is picked up O_O
  638. * Firiann 's snouth is suction-glued to the Iron Knuckle. With a tremendous, simply yuge sneeze, she sends it flying towards the Garo Master!!
  639. <Firiann> (Courage defense)
  640. <Bloodwind> (... it can't blade dance it)
  641. <Bloodwind> (object is too big)
  642. <Bloodwind> (ERROR OBJECT IS TOO BIG FOR BLADE DANCE)
  643. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master tries to just doge it.
  644. <Bloodwind> *dodge
  645. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  646. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 8, 10, 7, 5, 9, 3, 8, 7, 4, 10, 1, 4, 6, 8, 7, 9, 1, 5, 5, 9, 6, 10, 2, 4, 6, 10, 7, 9, 7, 8, 1, 4, 8, 8, 8, 7, 1, 5, 4, 4, 5, 4 and 8. Total: 266. Successes: 34.
  647. <Bloodwind> *It dodges with ease as the Iron Knuckle flies right past and into a wall. An explosion of dust and smoke blocks your vision as you hear the sound of its armor falling off.
  648. * Iron_Knuckle 's big armor shatters on impact with the ground, revealling a familiar Gerudo in a secondary suit of magical armor...
  649. <Bloodwind> *Wow, that dust cleared up fast...
  650. <Iron_Knuckle> *Underneath the armor is Nabooru, the Sage of Spirit!*
  651. <Kirran> What a twist!
  652. <Iron_Knuckle> *Buut she seems to be under control by the suit of armor she is wearing
  653. <Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
  654. <Kefka> YouTube: What a twist! - Views: 691,818 - Length: 2 - Uploaded: 2010-01-17 - User: DeadP - Likes: 2,367 - Dislikes: 106
  655. <Bloodwind> *I have no idea what she does. I could look at her profile technically.... but I won't.
  656. <Iron_Nabooru> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
  657. <Iron_Nabooru> Stats
  658. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  659. <Kirran> Hey Garo Master, look at this nonsense.
  660. <Kirran> That wizard is such a jerk, he brainwashed our leader.
  661. <Kirran> Could use your help here in getting her back to her senses.
  662. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks and sees a Gerudo, then back to Kirran.
  663. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, you hear a voice in your head: "Who are you?"
  664. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h | -2 Actions off next charge attack
  665. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, looks like I was right about something being off."
  666. <Kirran> I'm a Gerudo ghost.
  667. <Bloodwind> *Despite Dex's eyegouge earlier, it seems somehow, Iron_Nabooru has her eyes. That's..... magical.
  668. <Kirran> Been trying to tell you.
  669. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, you hear the voice again: "Prove it."
  670. <Bloodwind> *Okay, who hasn't gone this round?
  671. <Kirran> How?
  672. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, guy."
  673. <Iron_Nabooru> (Iron Nabooru)
  674. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Umm, do a Gerudo technique! A spin attack should do it!
  675. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: ... you do have spin attack, don't you?
  676. <Bloodwind> *Shady pops his head in again....
  677. * Iron_Nabooru is attempting to draw her Soul Blades... but she seems to be reluctant to attack. Obviously she must be resisting the armor...
  678. * Firiann whirls he leaves.
  679. * Iron_Nabooru 's attack will go off later.
  680. <Firiann> *her.
  681. <Kirran> (Can we tag out for the other character?)
  682. <Bloodwind> [Shady]: Hey, I just got this thing a bit more stable. If you guys wanna take a support action to tag out for another character, you can! Whatever the heck that means...
  683. * Kirran tags out for Amilena.
  684. <Bloodwind> *Shady disappears back through the portal, going back to stabilizing it.
  685. <Iron_Nabooru> (After the next action happens, she will attack)
  686. * Nigel_Splashberry hops onto his surfboard/smashingboard over to Iron Nabooru, pokes the armor, then surfs away.
  687. <Firiann> (How much health does Darte have after being revived?)
  688. <Bloodwind> (that was a fairy manual use, so.... full health)
  689. <Firiann> (om nom)
  690. <Dex> DESCRIPTION: Attack a target’s mind directly through telepathy, attempting to compromise it by extracting memories that the target tries to repress.
  691. <Dex> EFFECT: Bonus Attack Dice & Defense Dice are disabled for both the attacker and the defender in this attack.
  692. <Dex> Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  693. <Dex> Neutral Damage: 4
  694. <Dex> EFFECT: Temporary steal one Spell from the target to you.
  695. <Dex> You can cast that Spell regardless of its RESTRICTIONS.
  696. * Firiann tags out for nub Darte
  697. <Dex> DURATION: At the end of the battle, the Spell is returned to the target.
  698. <Amilena> (I'll wait to run what I'm about to do until the attacks stop.)
  699. <Iron_Nabooru> $20d10
  700. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 4, 9, 1, 9, 3, 10, 4, 3, 2, 7, 9, 1, 4, 7, 7, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 93. Successes: 9.
  701. <Amilena> after*
  702. <Darte> 15h 10m | PENDING | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
  703. <Dex> aimed at iron nabooru
  704. <Iron_Nabooru> (Can Garo Master reroll that?)
  705. <Bloodwind> (hang on)
  706. <Dex> $23d10
  707. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 9, 5, 5, 3, 8, 9, 8, 2, 6, 8, 2, 10, 6, 3, 8, 9, 3, 1, 1, 4 and 8. Total: 132. Successes: 16.
  708. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master tosses a reroll point at Iron_Nabooru.
  709. <Iron_Nabooru> $20d10
  710. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 1, 6, 1, 3, 3, 2, 1, 7, 10, 6, 2, 3, 4, 1, 10, 5, 6 and 8. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
  711. <Iron_Nabooru> *You steal Spirit Armor*
  712. <Bloodwind> *I'mma go ahead and rule it and say Status Immunity prevents the spell from getting lost, but Dex still gets the spell, so it'll be a spell copy.
  713. <Iron_Nabooru> (Spirit Infuse is a skill)
  714. <Iron_Nabooru> (Great Spirit is Signature Skill)
  715. <Iron_Nabooru> *Cleanse and Cleanse are also skills*
  716. <Iron_Nabooru> *Punishment
  717. <Iron_Nabooru> *Spirit Armor prevents you from losing Magic through enemy attack*
  718. <Bloodwind> *Firiann and Kirran both disappear, and you guys get Amilena and also Darte from the grave!
  719. * Iron_Nabooru draws her two Soul Blades and performs a Super Spin Attack after being poked and repressed! Because she has a reduced charge, she can perform it immediately! Everyone, roll Wisdom! (better have support actions!)
  720. * Darte wonders what this seam down the center of his body might be.
  721. <Iron_Nabooru> $50d10
  722. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 3, 10, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 5, 10, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 3, 8, 1, 4, 5, 10, 9, 7, 3, 3, 7, 2, 7, 3, 9, 4, 8, 2, 3, 9, 3, 4, 2, 5, 8, 1, 5, 7, 2, 10, 6, 4, 8 and 6. Total: 256. Successes: 31.
  723. <Iron_Nabooru> (All players, roll Wisdom)
  724. <Amilena> $1d3
  725. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  726. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Dude, what."
  727. <Amilena> $1d3
  728. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  729. <Iron_Nabooru> *Amelina dodges*
  730. <Dex> $17d10
  731. <Nigel_Splashberry> $24d10
  732. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 8, 8, 8, 5, 10, 5, 7, 9, 9, 4, 10, 1, 3, 3 and 5. Total: 107. Successes: 15.
  733. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 3, 5, 1, 9, 6, 1, 4, 10, 8, 9, 7, 9, 5, 3, 7, 2, 1, 2, 1, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 129. Successes: 16.
  734. <Bloodwind> $13d10 for Bob
  735. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 9, 4, 6, 1, 8, 10, 7, 10, 4, 8 and 9. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
  736. <Darte> $24d10
  737. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 2, 10, 5, 1, 7, 4, 5, 9, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 4, 1, 6, 7, 3, 4, 1, 8 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 16.
  738. <Darte> $1d10
  739. <Dex> $1d10
  740. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
  741. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
  742. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru jumps into the middle of the fray and does a double spin attack with her blades, hitting all enemies for half damage!
  743. * Nigel_Splashberry takes three damage.
  744. <Bloodwind> (wait, does Amilena have mirage? I thought that was kirran)
  745. <Iron_Nabooru> (Soo you all take half damage)
  746. <Nigel_Splashberry> 11h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  747. <Darte> 9h 10m | PENDING | 5 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
  748. <Darte> $2d10
  749. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1 and 9. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
  750. <Nigel_Splashberry> "That barely hurt."
  751. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Then again, I am a tank."
  752. <Iron_Nabooru> Vs Darte:
  753. <Bloodwind> 31 - 10 = 21 - 4 = 17/2 rounded = 9 damage
  754. <Bloodwind> to Bob
  755. <Bloodwind> *Bob takes a painful hit and drops down to 1 heart!
  756. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: I'm 'angin' in dere, Boss Dex!
  757. <Dex> $9d10
  758. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 7, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 9.
  759. <Iron_Nabooru> 31-17-2/2 = 6 Damage
  760. <Dex> 5h 3m 11wc
  761. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru's spirit infuses into the target, giving them +5 Dice on all rolls.
  762. <Bloodwind> (on self?)
  763. * Amilena demonstrates a very particular Gerudo move.
  764. <Iron_Nabooru> *On self*
  765. <Bloodwind> (kay)
  766. <Bloodwind> 1h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
  767. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused
  768. <Amilena> (Also, is the Garo Master considered to be wearing a hood at the moment?)
  769. <Bloodwind> (yes)
  770. * Iron_Nabooru has 1 Attack and 1 Support Action left
  771. * Iron_Nabooru equips her other blades and then Cross Slashes Friann!
  772. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru uses both her swords and does a Cross Slash! Deals full damage and she recovers 6 Magic on-hit
  773. <Iron_Nabooru> *Darte
  774. <Iron_Nabooru> $48d10
  775. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 6, 5, 6, 6, 10, 3, 8, 4, 3, 5, 8, 2, 2, 9, 10, 2, 6, 6, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 2, 8, 4, 4, 2, 8, 2, 5, 3, 6, 1, 8, 6, 3, 5, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 237. Successes: 28.
  776. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h 25m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused
  777. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, anybody got a red heart five card?"
  778. * Iron_Nabooru pokes Darte for Courage roll
  779. <Darte> (Oh that's why you * Darte'd me)
  780. <Darte> $38d10
  781. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 1, 5, 7, 3, 10, 2, 5, 1, 6, 7, 2, 7, 5, 6, 10, 7, 3, 2, 1, 6, 7, 2, 3, 2, 4, 8, 1, 10, 8, 7, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
  782. * Darte rerolls that
  783. <Darte> $38d10
  784. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 2, 10, 2, 4, 7, 6, 9, 7, 3, 2, 8, 3, 7, 5, 4, 9, 6, 8, 7, 7, 8, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 6, 3, 4, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 8 and 7. Total: 203. Successes: 23.
  785. <Darte> DAGNABBIT
  786. * Iron_Nabooru deals only 2 damage
  787. <Bloodwind> *A reroll is tossed at Iron_Nabooru from Garo Master.
  788. <Iron_Nabooru> $48d10
  789. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 4, 7, 8, 1, 10, 4, 5, 4, 3, 1, 2, 10, 7, 9, 3, 10, 2, 5, 3, 8, 7, 6, 9, 4, 1, 9, 3, 9, 6, 7, 5, 9, 4, 2, 10, 4, 6, 5, 7, 9, 6, 8, 8, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 273. Successes: 34.
  790. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | Thorns
  791. <Iron_Nabooru> 34-24 = 8 Damage
  792. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru protects her soul, nullifying any Effects of enemy attack that drain her Magic
  793. * Amilena continues addressing the Garo Master (somehow knowing what's going on temporarily)
  794. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h 23m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor
  795. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, this is sure something."
  796. <Darte> (? -23 = 9 damage)
  797. <Bloodwind> (wait, Amilena, this is the first time you're addressing him, that was Kirran that was talking earlier)
  798. <Iron_Nabooru> (Darte, you take 8 Damage)
  799. <Bloodwind> *Nigel, yer up.
  800. <Amilena> (I figure since I'm in the exact same place he was in, there shouldn't be that big of a difference per se.)
  801. <Iron_Nabooru> 34-24-2 = 8 Damage
  802. <Darte> 1h 10m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack)
  803. <Bloodwind> (it can veeeeeeery much tell the difference between you and Kirran
  804. * Amilena sighs
  805. <Amilena> I guess I'm going for the big reveal then.
  806. <Bloodwind> (blame your backstory
  807. <Bloodwind> (if someone else switched, it wouldn't be able to tell)
  808. * Amilena realizes this plan isn't going to work as is.
  809. * Nigel_Splashberry covers an ally, any ally.
  810. * Amilena takes her hood down and removes a Hylian mask.
  811. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Brb]
  812. <Amilena> Standing there is a Gerudo.
  813. <Amilena> Unlike Kirran, I AM a Gerudo
  814. <Amilena> And I am asking you for help, Garo Master.
  815. <Bloodwind> *Message to Kirran from Garo Master: "I see you. What is your request?"
  816. <Bloodwind> *Bob is almost dead, so Nigel, I guess yer covering him.
  817. <Nigel_Splashberry> 11h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Covering Bob
  818. <Amilena> Help us free Nabooru from this mind control non-lethally.
  819. <Bloodwind> 4h, 1m | +2 AD, +3 Armor, +6 Dice for Bob
  820. <Bloodwind> *Message from Garo Master: "What are you talking about? She has not attacked me, we're on the same side."
  821. * Iron_Nabooru struggles to resist the armor controlling her.
  822. <Amilena> She's being controlled by the wizard in the other room. This is not my queen as I know her.
  823. <Bloodwind> (going ahead and jumping to next round)
  824. <Amilena> I can't fight her like this.
  825. <Bloodwind> (keep up the chat)
  826. * Iron_Nabooru is still under control
  827. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 5-
  828. <Amilena> And I don't know how to free her.
  829. <Amilena> Help us.
  830. <Iron_Nabooru> *Drawing from the Spirit Medallion, Iron Nabooru charges up her spirit
  831. <Iron_Nabooru> *This consumes all her actions for the round, she will attack at the start of the next round*
  832. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master: "So your true intention in attacking her is to break her of the mind control... I shall confirm something. Should you be wrong, I will return to slaughter you all."
  833. <Amilena> That's all I ask. Thank you.
  834. <Iron_Nabooru> *Once fully charged, her spirit flares up and adds 30 Dice used for her next attack!*
  835. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, I think I know where this is going."
  836. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h 8m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
  837. <Amilena> Move fast, I fear we don't have much time left.
  838. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master does a Phase Slash... at the boss door, then passes straight through it. The slash of darkness disappears from the door, as if nothing hit it.
  839. <Iron_Nabooru> (You have a full round to decide what to do)
  840. <Bloodwind> *Annnd Garo Master isn't here, thanks to Amilena's distraction!
  841. * Amilena will take the hit to prove her point to the Garo Master
  842. * Darte eyes her. Does her suit of armor have a zipper?
  843. <Bloodwind> *Darte...... you perv.
  844. * Amilena is not equipped with any of her weapons.
  845. <Darte> >///>
  846. <Iron_Nabooru> *You can not see any form of zipper, Darte you freaking perv. And I thought furries were pervs...*
  847. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I do not know what fishdude is thinking, but it is not nice, dude."
  848. <Iron_Nabooru> *Nabooru has her scimitars equipped*
  849. <Iron_Nabooru> (Steal and find out what stats the Scimitars have)
  850. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alright, I don't have much left except fer me trusty 'ookshot an' Doran's Blade. He gets out his shield, lays it on the ground, and stands on it, preppin' it as a surfshield.
  851. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wish oi had a bettah shield fer dis... not da best shield 'ere for dis...
  852. <Iron_Nabooru> (Transform the imitation staff to the weapon to get it's stats)
  853. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, guess I'll take whatever hits."
  854. <Bloodwind> *Bob looks at Nigel_Splashberry, who's covering him.
  855. * Dex transforms his imitation staff into Nabooru's scimitars and hands it to Bob.
  856. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Dat's a noice shield dere... could oi borrow it fer surfin'?
  857. <Iron_Nabooru> *The scimitars are Augmented.
  858. <Bloodwind> *Bob is only able to use one, his other hand has to use the hookshot.
  859. <Iron_Nabooru> *Their slash attack has +8 Dice and recovers 3 Magic on hit
  860. <Iron_Nabooru> (You only get one, as each scimitar is a seperate weapon)
  861. <Bloodwind> (Does it come with Poison Attack? If it's a standard Gerudo scimitar, it should.
  862. <Iron_Nabooru> *Their Stab attack has +5 Damage and siphons 4 Magic on hit
  863. <Iron_Nabooru> *If said stab misses, target gets automatic counterattack
  864. <Iron_Nabooru> *It also comes with Punishment which runs off +8 dice and Deals half damage, deals additional Neutral Damage for each point of Bonus they have.
  865. <Nigel_Splashberry> "I would give it to you, buddy, but unfortunately, it is tied to my use."
  866. <Bloodwind> (whelp, that last one is pointless
  867. <Bloodwind> (stab it is)
  868. <Dex> HOOKSHOT ME CLOSER BOB I WANT TO HIT HER WITH MY DAGGER
  869. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Dat's alright.
  870. <Nigel_Splashberry> "In other words, no dude can utilize it."
  871. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Except for me, man."
  872. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alright Boss Dex, LAST ATTACK FER DA HURRAH, DIS IS FER DA WAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
  873. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru infuses her blades and blocks the attack! Melee damage taken is halved.
  874. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Does Bob have NPC status]
  875. <Iron_Nabooru> (Its a reaction)
  876. <Bloodwind> *Bob hookshots to the wall next to Iron_Nabooru, giving him and Dex a boost as he goes surfing with his shield!
  877. <Iron_Nabooru> 58h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
  878. <Bloodwind> +5 Dice for Bob & Dex on this attack
  879. <Bloodwind> *You guys pass by Nabooru. Make your strike now!
  880. <Bloodwind> *DOUBLE ATTACK NO JUTSU!
  881. <Bloodwind> *Bob does a slash attack with the scimitar as he passes by!
  882. * Darte zips in behind the pair, angling to slash a zipper into the armor since none is there yet!
  883. * Nigel_Splashberry surfs over there, simply just jumping onto the head
  884. <Bloodwind> *C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
  885. <Dex> $38d10
  886. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 5, 5, 6, 2, 1, 4, 6, 1, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 3, 8, 9, 5, 7, 2, 1, 2, 8, 9, 7, 6, 7, 9, 2, 8, 1, 10, 3, 5, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
  887. <Bloodwind> $46d10 for Bob
  888. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 6, 2, 6, 4, 10, 1, 7, 7, 9, 2, 4, 10, 2, 5, 7, 1, 2, 3, 8, 1, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7, 6, 8, 10, 1, 7, 9, 6, 9, 4, 10, 8, 5, 7, 5, 3, 8, 9, 2 and 9. Total: 262. Successes: 33.
  889. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  890. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 10, 5, 1, 7, 6, 5, 1, 7, 8, 8, 2, 5, 8, 3, 2, 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 1, 7, 1, 4, 6, 1, 9, 7, 7, 4, 1 and 8. Total: 219. Successes: 28.
  891. <Amilena> reroll dex
  892. <Dex> $38d10
  893. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 5, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 4, 7, 2, 2, 10, 6, 4, 6, 8, 5, 3, 9, 9, 8, 9, 7, 4, 6, 10, 4, 3, 10, 2, 8, 1, 4, 1 and 5. Total: 208. Successes: 25.
  894. <Amilena> AHAHAHA
  895. * Darte rerolls Dex
  896. <Iron_Nabooru> *Orithan dies laughing*
  897. * Darte withdraws the reroll
  898. <Dex> $38d10
  899. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 8, 1, 4, 9, 3, 4, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 2, 10, 9, 9, 9, 6, 3, 4, 5, 7, 7, 5, 8, 5, 5, 2, 5, 10, 9, 3, 8, 10, 7, 6 and 2. Total: 224. Successes: 28.
  900. <Bloodwind> ROLLOFF
  901. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  902. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 8, 9, 2, 9, 10, 1, 8, 9, 10, 3, 2, 4, 8, 8, 1, 2, 6, 6, 7, 7, 10, 7, 5, 3, 4, 5, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 4, 8, 10, 2, 7, 1 and 10. Total: 258. Successes: 35.
  903. * Darte rerolls her
  904. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  905. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 10, 2, 7, 4, 9, 5, 4, 1, 10, 9, 8, 6, 9, 4, 1, 1, 7, 5, 10, 6, 1, 8, 4, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, 7, 4, 6, 6, 8, 10 and 7. Total: 225. Successes: 29.
  906. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Since I jumped on her, what does that make me do]
  907. <Dex> $38d10
  908. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 4, 3, 7, 7, 4, 8, 3, 8, 7, 9, 9, 5, 2, 3, 10, 5, 9, 1, 7, 4, 8, 10, 10, 2, 5, 6, 10, 5, 2, 7, 3, 5, 10, 9, 2 and 3. Total: 229. Successes: 30.
  909. <Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru uses Quick Speed to reroll!
  910. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  911. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 8, 4, 2, 7, 9, 10, 8, 5, 3, 6, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 6, 3, 10, 3, 5, 5, 2, 4, 6, 5, 10, 10, 6, 4, 2, 5, 2, 6 and 6. Total: 223. Successes: 30.
  912. <Bloodwind> (uhhh.... could just try to smashboard from above)
  913. <Bloodwind> ROLLOFF 2
  914. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  915. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 5, 6, 9, 8, 1, 3, 10, 8, 2, 8, 4, 4, 7, 6, 9, 2, 8, 2, 7, 2, 2, 6, 8, 6, 8, 2, 7, 4, 8, 5, 8, 2, 1, 7, 10, 2, 10 and 10. Total: 231. Successes: 30.
  916. <Dex> $38d10
  917. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 7, 2, 5, 4, 7, 3, 5, 4, 5, 1, 6, 7, 7, 3, 2, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 4, 7, 4, 4, 4, 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 4, 9, 5, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 178. Successes: 18.
  918. * Nigel_Splashberry performs a Smashboard Jump ontop, because hopping onto someone with a smashboard is sure something
  919. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you get into a swordfight in the split second that you pass by. How this occurs within this short period of time, no one will ever know. At the end of the multiple sword clashes, you end up unable to hit her.
  920. <Dex> $38d10
  921. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 6, 6, 8, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 6, 4, 4, 10, 7, 6, 5, 10, 8, 8, 3, 6, 2, 1, 8, 4, 1, 4, 9, 7, 2, 10 and 9. Total: 216. Successes: 26.
  922. <Nigel_Splashberry> [Technically a Bonk!]
  923. <Bloodwind> (are we just going with one defending roll on Iron_Nabooru, meaning Bob's attack was 33 vs. 28?
  924. <Nigel_Splashberry> Bonk!:
  925. <Nigel_Splashberry> Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  926. <Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: +0
  927. <Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Wisdom. That's bonkers!
  928. <Iron_Nabooru> (Roll with that)
  929. <Nigel_Splashberry> $29d10
  930. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 1, 1, 5, 4, 10, 2, 10, 4, 2, 7, 2, 5, 3, 4, 5, 1, 7, 6, 5, 5, 2 and 6. Total: 121. Successes: 15.
  931. <Bloodwind> *Nigel, you try to come in from above, only to bounce off of Dex's and Nabooru's epic 1 second swordfight.
  932. <Bloodwind> *Bob manages to nick her for..... I don't even know if that did any damage.
  933. <Bloodwind> *He got 3 magic back thoughy.
  934. <Bloodwind> *Darte, go go go!
  935. * Amilena is still waiting for the ninja to get back.
  936. <Iron_Nabooru> 33-28-2/2 = 2 Damage
  937. <Bloodwind> *Amilena, the ninja is out for this round.
  938. <Amilena> (Slow, slow ninja)
  939. <Iron_Nabooru> 56h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
  940. <Darte> $50d10
  941. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 1, 7, 2, 5, 8, 7, 6, 9, 7, 1, 3, 7, 2, 2, 1, 4, 9, 2, 8, 2, 5, 2, 2, 1, 8, 7, 6, 9, 2, 9, 9, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 7, 3, 2, 4, 3, 4, 10, 4, 6, 10, 7 and 5. Total: 253. Successes: 29.
  942. <Bloodwind> *That...... is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
  943. <Bloodwind> *You guys do a quad combo attack.
  944. <Bloodwind> *Two miss.
  945. <Darte> ;w;
  946. <Bloodwind> *And the other two just barely nick her, and I'm pretty sure her armor just negated it entirely.
  947. <Iron_Nabooru> (Where did Darte declare an attack?)
  948. <Bloodwind> (the zipper idea)
  949. <Bloodwind> (pretty sure he just meant a slash attack)
  950. <Darte> ^^
  951. <Bloodwind> *Darte, your cut is nowhere near deep enough to make a "zipper".
  952. * Darte rerolls himself
  953. <Darte> $50d10
  954. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 6, 6, 6, 8, 7, 4, 4, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 8, 6, 2, 5, 10, 9, 7, 1, 2, 9, 5, 2, 3, 10, 1, 10, 4, 2, 4, 10, 7, 10, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 3, 1, 7, 7 and 10. Total: 264. Successes: 37.
  955. <Iron_Nabooru> 37-28-2/2 = 4 Damage
  956. <Iron_Nabooru> 52h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
  957. <Darte> Damage: +0
  958. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 3 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
  959. <Bloodwind> *And as per standard anime logic, Darte does a slash attack, appears to not do anything, and then after some time passes, a nick of damage slips through. Not deep enough for your "zipper" though... perv.
  960. <Darte> 1h 10m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack)
  961. <Iron_Nabooru> (Status immunity doesn't block that effect)
  962. <Bloodwind> (wowee)
  963. <Bloodwind> 1h, 4m | +2 AD, +3 Armor, +6 Dice on Bob
  964. <Iron_Nabooru> (NSFW Darte)
  965. <Bloodwind> [Bob]: Gah, oi thought dat woulda worked!
  966. <Bloodwind> *Annnd Amilena is too busy trying to wait for a ninja.
  967. <Iron_Nabooru> (Anyone have attacks left?)
  968. <Darte> 1h 10m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack) | NSFW
  969. <Bloodwind> (I believe that's everyone, you got anything left Iron_Nabooru?
  970. <Iron_Nabooru> (Not until next round)
  971. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 6-
  972. * Iron_Nabooru unleahes a Super Spin Attack using the power from the Spirit Medallion! Everyone rolls Courage!
  973. <Amilena> $1d3
  974. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  975. <Darte> $38d10
  976. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 8, 1, 5, 9, 4, 5, 9, 3, 9, 10, 6, 8, 7, 5, 4, 10, 8, 4, 4, 2, 9, 9, 8, 1, 9, 5, 7, 9, 10, 9, 9, 7, 10, 4, 5 and 3. Total: 239. Successes: 30.
  977. <Iron_Nabooru> $88d10
  978. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 88 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 502. Successes: 69.
  979. <Bloodwind> *Bob gets in the way of Dex, taking the attack for his boss.
  980. <Bloodwind> [Boss]: Boss... avenge... me...
  981. <Iron_Nabooru> (This is why I gave you a full round to decide what to do)
  982. <Nigel_Splashberry> [And this is why I don't care]
  983. * Darte is #rekt once more.
  984. * Amilena revives via fairy
  985. * Iron_Nabooru still has one attack and 1 support action left.
  986. <Darte> 0h 10m | 9 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack) | Sahuagin's Scale Stance
  987. <Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
  988. <Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 6, 8, 1, 10, 2, 10, 10, 2, 1, 7, 6, 10, 10, 3, 10, 10, 5, 6, 5, 2, 10, 5, 3, 9 and 5. Total: 166. Successes: 28.
  989. <Bloodwind> *Bob is wiped away. Bob's advencha is over.... an' Dex Boss is all 'lone.
  990. <Iron_Nabooru> 52h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | Spirit infused | Spirit Armor
  991. <Amilena> Not yet, my queen. Not yet...
  992. <Nigel_Splashberry> "Duuuuuuuude, I think I am hiiiiiiiigh."
  993. * Nigel_Splashberry faints.
  994. <Iron_Nabooru> *Because of those successes, Nigel gets to hang on with 1 Heart... but no actions this round*
  995. <Bloodwind> *The powerful wave of energy obliterates the room, killing the whole party, except Dex, who was covered by his most faithful minion.
  996. <Nigel_Splashberry> 1h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
  997. <Dex> 5h 3m
  998. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master drops in from nowhere, and points a blade at Iron_Nabooru.
  999. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: You! Why did you attack your own sister?
  1000. * Nigel_Splashberry just dies
  1001. <Bloodwind> *He seems to be referring to how Nabooru, leader of Gerudo, attacked Amilena, who's also a Gerudo.
  1002. * Iron_Nabooru gasps, making a great effort to resist her suit of armor's control. She breaks free, for only a second
  1003. <Iron_Nabooru> "Agahnim... he's controlling me" she staggered out
  1004. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: WHAT?
  1005. <Dex> A little help here.
  1006. <Darte> (I'M CLAIMING THAT)
  1007. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: No... it can't be... you...
  1008. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master prepares his blades...
  1009. <Darte> (She could only say that because of my zipper clearly)
  1010. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: YOU'RE the imposter!
  1011. <Bloodwind> .........
  1012. * Bloodwind allows your claim, Darte.
  1013. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master goes for a PHASE SLASH AGAIN NABOORU!
  1014. * Iron_Nabooru 's resolve to break out of her suit of armor's control strengthend with her hitting Amelina
  1015. <Bloodwind> *Against
  1016. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage! (Roll Courage)
  1017. <Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
  1018. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, 2, 6, 8, 4, 6, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 5, 3, 3, 5, 2, 8, 1, 6, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 6, 6, 8, 6, 9, 2, 1, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 204. Successes: 26.
  1019. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  1020. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 2, 1, 2, 7, 4, 2, 2, 6, 5, 7, 8, 2, 7, 4, 1, 7, 4, 3, 6, 9, 8, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 1, 5, 6, 2, 5, 7, 9, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 196. Successes: 21.
  1021. <Darte> (yeah that's a better explanation :P )
  1022. <Bloodwind> *Annnd IT MISSES!
  1023. * Iron_Nabooru trips over a rock on purpose
  1024. <Iron_Nabooru> *Losing 10 dice
  1025. <Amilena> reroll garo master
  1026. <Iron_Nabooru> $10d10
  1027. <Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 7, 2, 5, 4, 5, 6, 10 and 8. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  1028. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  1029. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 6, 5, 8, 10, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2, 4, 7, 7, 5, 2, 4, 4, 10, 2, 4, 4, 5, 1, 5, 10, 4, 9, 5, 4, 7, 2, 8, 3, 7, 6, 2, 8, 9 and 5. Total: 207. Successes: 25.
  1030. <Bloodwind> *It HITS, 25 - 19
  1031. <Iron_Nabooru> (I am going to have to go soon, which I will have to relinquish control at said pont)
  1032. <Bloodwind> (gotcha)
  1033. <Iron_Nabooru> 25-19 = 6 damage
  1034. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: You... you will PAY for tricking me!
  1035. <Bloodwind> *He looks at the rest of you.
  1036. <Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: I shall spare your lives... for now.
  1037. <Iron_Nabooru> *but it deals double damage to the armor, dealing 6 more damage
  1038. <Bloodwind> *He casts Second Chance on himself.
  1039. <Iron_Nabooru> 40h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | Spirit infused | Spirit Armor
  1040. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | Thorns, +2 RP
  1041. * Iron_Nabooru doesn't manage to get off another attack this around.
  1042. * Fireblast spawns into the scene
  1043. <Amilena> Thank you, Garo Master.
  1044. <Iron_Nabooru> (And I will have to relinquish control at about now)
  1045. <Bloodwind> *Okay, Darte are you bringing Firiann back since you kinda got annihilated?
  1046. * Bloodwind now controls Iron_Nabooru............. okay that came out creepier than intended.
  1047. <Bloodwind> (thunks sire Orithan buddy)
  1048. * Amilena tosses a pair of magic shackles on the ground and tags Kirran back in.
  1049. * Firiann shovels this dead fish flab out of the way.
  1050. <Fireblast> "I am not sure if this is what I think it is."
  1051. * Kirran gets rid of his disguise
  1052. <Fireblast> "Eh, whatever, this is entertaining."
  1053. * Fireblast sits down and sips some tea.
  1054. <Bloodwind> *Okay, who's got actions left this round?
  1055. <Kirran> (I'm not sure I get an attack after all that.)
  1056. <Fireblast> [I can switch items, right?]
  1057. <Bloodwind> *I know Dex still has stuff. By the way Dex, you have a +6 Dice bonus after suffering from Bob's death.
  1058. <Bloodwind> *Sorry, make that +10.
  1059. * Dex attacks Iron Nabooru with his Magic Hammer.
  1060. <Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cx7jzq2Bx4
  1061. <Kefka> YouTube: Smash it with a hammer - Views: 469,691 - Length: 33 - Uploaded: 2007-08-13 - User: Kenan Keller - Likes: 3,144 - Dislikes: 20
  1062. <Dex> $34d10
  1063. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 9, 6, 6, 4, 8, 9, 7, 8, 1, 1, 1, 5, 2, 6, 5, 5, 5, 9, 9, 1, 1, 6, 3, 8, 2, 5, 5, 10, 10, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 197. Successes: 27.
  1064. <Kirran> (So, under the new charge rules, would that mean if I started a charge attack now, I would be able to use it next turn?)
  1065. <Bloodwind> $20d10
  1066. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 6, 3, 8, 3, 3, 9, 4, 8, 10, 10, 2, 5, 4, 1, 3, 5 and 2. Total: 102. Successes: 12.
  1067. <Bloodwind> (yes)
  1068. <Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  1069. * Kirran starts charging a Dark Epiphany
  1070. <Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | Sipping Tea
  1071. <Bloodwind> 15 - 2 = 13/2 rounded = 7 damage to Iron Nabooru!
  1072. <Bloodwind> Iron Nabooru: 23h, 25m
  1073. <Dex> 5h 3m
  1074. <Dex> $9d10
  1075. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 9, 10, 2, 3, 10, 2 and 6. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  1076. <Bloodwind> *Dex, your warp counter is maxed, and you can use it even if you die!
  1077. <Bloodwind> *Courtesies of Bob's ashes on you.
  1078. * Firiann adds her shovel to the Dex Hammer
  1079. <Bloodwind> (guess I'll count as same attack, so vs. 12 successes
  1080. <Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom
  1081. <Firiann> $30d10
  1082. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 5, 3, 1, 1, 5, 9, 4, 8, 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 1, 10, 8, 4, 4, 9, 2, 2, 8, 2, 3, 10, 1 and 5. Total: 164. Successes: 21.
  1083. <Firiann> (Power)
  1084. <Firiann> Damage: +4
  1085. <Firiann> EFFECT: If th' attack be successful, target loses 3 Wisdom.
  1086. <Bloodwind> 21 - 12 = 9 + 4 - 2 = 11 damage!
  1087. <Bloodwind> Iron Nabooru: 12h, 25m
  1088. * Firiann sucks the shovel back into her snouth with a satisfying <POP>!
  1089. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 7-
  1090. * Kirran unleashes a dark epiphany double strike against Iron Nabooru.
  1091. <Kirran> DESCRIPTION: You, as both entities of Light and Shadow, attack a target at once using Light ATTACK & Shadow ATTACK.
  1092. <Kirran> Light ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  1093. <Kirran> Damage: +0
  1094. <Kirran> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 8 Wisdom.
  1095. <Kirran> Shadow ATTACK: Roll your Courage +8 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  1096. <Kirran> Damage: +0
  1097. <Kirran> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 8 Courage.
  1098. <Bloodwind> *Iron Nabooru tries to use Guard, but she breaks free for a moment and breaks the Guard.
  1099. <Bloodwind> (roll it!
  1100. <Kirran> $33d10
  1101. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 4, 10, 1, 5, 10, 6, 3, 3, 3, 9, 10, 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 3, 9, 9, 2, 1, 10, 9, 2, 3, 8, 2, 7, 4 and 1. Total: 184. Successes: 24.
  1102. <Kirran> (That was wisdom
  1103. <Bloodwind> $20d10
  1104. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 1, 5, 3, 6, 7, 6, 8, 6, 5, 6, 1, 10, 1, 6, 5, 3, 5 and 3. Total: 91. Successes: 13.
  1105. <Kirran> $41d10
  1106. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 4, 1, 8, 1, 4, 8, 1, 6, 9, 5, 8, 4, 2, 3, 2, 8, 8, 8, 8, 7, 8, 4, 2, 1, 8, 4, 5, 3, 6, 7, 9, 9, 7, 6, 10 and 10. Total: 224. Successes: 26.
  1107. <Bloodwind> *First one, hit!
  1108. * Firiann forgets her Spiked Boomerang exists. (Charging)
  1109. <Bloodwind> $35d10
  1110. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 6, 2, 5, 4, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 3, 6, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 10, 9, 9, 10, 3, 9, 6 and 5. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
  1111. <Bloodwind> *Second one, hit!
  1112. * Fireblast is still sipping her boomerang
  1113. <Bloodwind> (actually, add $6d10
  1114. <Kirran> $6d10
  1115. <Bloodwind> (dunno if you got Darte's bonus earlier
  1116. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 10, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 45. Successes: 7.
  1117. <Bloodwind> (gonna add that to the second one
  1118. * Fireblast is actually drinking boomerang tea, apparently
  1119. <Bloodwind> 24 - 13 = 11 - 2 = 9
  1120. <Bloodwind> 33 - 24 = 9 - 2 = 7
  1121. <Bloodwind> 7 + 9 = 16
  1122. * Kirran uses magic shackles to keep her from dying.
  1123. <Kirran> POWER OVerwhel...wait what?
  1124. <Bloodwind> *Kirran's double attack breaks her magical armor and destroys Agahnim's control on her, but sparing her life and binding her.
  1125. <Bloodwind> *And no Firiann, she still has clothes on...... perv.
  1126. <Bloodwind> -=BATTLE OVER!=-
  1127. <Firiann> Firiann has no interest in fleshy one's body.
  1128. <Bloodwind> (oh man I'mma have so much fun tallying the death count later)
  1129. <Fireblast> [I didn't know Firiann was lesbian]
  1130. <Fireblast> [/s]
  1131. <Bloodwind> *Nabooru finally has her mind back.
  1132. * Fireblast is still sipping tea, practically ignoring the aimless shenanigans unfolding upon itself.
  1133. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Oh god... what have I done?!
  1134. <Bloodwind> (wait, lemme mend that statement
  1135. <Bloodwind> *Oh goddesses
  1136. <Dex> Nearly killed me twice for a start.
  1137. <Dex> Also you killed my BEST HENCHMAN
  1138. <Kirran> And my wisp, which I'm conflicted about.
  1139. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I... I tried to break free, but his grip was too strong.
  1140. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you for freeing me, and.... I am so sorry for what I did.
  1141. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Here... I don't deserve this.
  1142. <Bloodwind> *Nabooru is offering her Spirit Medallion... to Dex!
  1143. <Amilena> Are you sure?
  1144. <Firiann> take the spurt medal bud
  1145. <Fireblast> "I am just here, after some other people died."
  1146. <Bloodwind> *She can't exactly hand it to him cause.... well.... shackles.
  1147. * Dex takes the medallion.
  1148. <Dex> I'll hold on to it.
  1149. <Dex> I need to get Bob back on his feet.
  1150. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: In honor of your friend..... may his spirit rest in peace, knowing you're protecting his soul.
  1151. * Firiann fans Bob with her flames. Mmm. Barbecue.
  1152. * Amilena helps Nabooru to her feet.
  1153. <Firiann> One might even say she could open a restaurant
  1154. <Firiann> Bob's Burgers?
  1155. <Fireblast> "Firiann, please."
  1156. <Fireblast> "What you really need to do is open up a Potion Shop!"
  1157. <Fireblast> "... Which I happen I have."
  1158. <Firiann> "Bob's Potions? ... Naw, doesn't have the same ring to it."
  1159. * Dex channels the power of the Spirit Medallion to bring Bob back to life.
  1160. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I am grateful, all of you, for your assistance. If you can, please... finish this and defeat the dark lord!
  1161. <Amilena> (I think you need the Shadow Medallion for that Dex)
  1162. <Fireblast> "Dark Lord Agamemnon?"
  1163. * Dex uses a fairy on Bob.
  1164. <Fireblast> "Or was it Agahnim?"
  1165. <Fireblast> "I don't remember, I'll just call him Agamemnon."
  1166. <Firiann> "Agamemnon? That sounds WAY tastier."
  1167. <Firiann> "Agamemnon bars. Agamemnon Meringue Pie."
  1168. <Dex> Good as new?
  1169. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you attempt to channel the power of the Spirit Medallion into your fairy. It spirals around in place around Bob's ashes. For a moment, you see him materialize... but fairy returns to you, unable to bring Bob back. He's gone, Dex.
  1170. <Fireblast> "I don't even know why I know the name, someone from another world told me about it, I guess."
  1171. * Firiann makes horrifying slurping sounds from her snouth. "Where do we find the tasty one?"
  1172. <Fireblast> "Then again, it must be funny calling a villain Agamemnon when his name is actually something else."
  1173. <Bloodwind> *Dex, take out your vengeance on Lord Aggie. He's the cause of this.
  1174. <Fireblast> "Wait, who said that."
  1175. <Dex> Killing some asshole doesn't bring Bob back.
  1176. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I must know... have you all encountered any of my sisters? Are they still alive?
  1177. * Amilena coughs politely
  1178. <Amilena> Hi
  1179. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master seems to have slipped away in the sentimentalism.
  1180. <Fireblast> "Can't say for sure, I just got here."
  1181. <Bloodwind> *Nabooru turns to Amilena.
  1182. * Firiann sneaks Bob's corpse to a corner, where she begins surreptitiously attempting to slurp it up.
  1183. * Fireblast heads over to Firiann, and bottles Bob's corpse.
  1184. <Firiann> : <
  1185. <Bloodwind> *Fireball, you accidentally bottle up Firiann. Deku Scrub in a bottle!
  1186. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I... I... I don't know what to say.
  1187. <Firiann> :'<
  1188. <Firiann> ( :'< )
  1189. * Fireblast also bottles up Bob's Corpse
  1190. <Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom | Bottled
  1191. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: If it wasn't for you and the Sheikah, I don't think I would've broken free.
  1192. <Amilena> It was all I could think to do. And I've blown my cover on account of it, but that's alright. You're safe. That's what matters.
  1193. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I may be safe, but I'm not the real leader of the Gerudo. Not anymore, someone else I was with has taken that role.
  1194. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Her name's Ahlma, did any of you meet her earlier? Is she still alive?
  1195. <Amilena> Now I don't know what to say. How could this happen? What will we do?
  1196. <Bloodwind> (is Kirran still there? I know he ran into said Ahlma character earlier)
  1197. * Firiann lets the shovel emerge from her snouth a short ways, and then rapid-fires her breath in and out, jackhammering it into the side of the bottle.
  1198. <Bloodwind> *Firiann, you break free from the bottle!
  1199. <Kirran> She's somewhere.
  1200. <Kirran> I expected she'd be here to help, but she must have gotten lost
  1201. * Fireblast wonders if she could brew Bob back to life, probably not.
  1202. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you. I'm... too exhausted from the battle to help you in your fight, but I'll find her and have her assist you in your battle.
  1203. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Oh, and here...
  1204. <Bloodwind> *Nabooru uses Spirit Infuse on Kirran. You've got +5 dice for the rest of the quest!
  1205. <Kirran> : D
  1206. * Dex bottles up Bob.
  1207. <Kirran> Thanks
  1208. <Bloodwind> *Dex, you end up bottling up Firiann, cause Firiann's got Bob's ashes in her snouth.
  1209. <Bloodwind> *Also, reward for you guys - ALL of your guys' characters get 5 stat points!
  1210. * Dex removes Firiann and squeezes Bob's ashes out of her.
  1211. <Dex> ALSO as a reward Dex gets Nabooru's scimitars.
  1212. <Bloodwind> *Yes you do.
  1213. <Dex> Damn right I do.
  1214. <Bloodwind> *Though I think Darte would enjoy that more than you, but oh well.
  1215. * Firiann weeps.
  1216. * Fireblast thought she had already bottled up Bob, but apparently not
  1217. <Kirran> (Read the discord Dex.)
  1218. <Fireblast> Did I come in at a bad time? I don't even know.
  1219. <Fireblast> "*
  1220. <Fireblast> "Ah, well, guess it is something."
  1221. <Bloodwind> *Well, nah he's got brotherhood, nvm.
  1222. * Firiann squawks like a squeaky toy
  1223. <Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bObZlUKlTVQ
  1224. <Kefka> YouTube: Screaming Ducks + Screaming Snowmen - Vine - Views: 13,479 - Length: 7 - Uploaded: 2015-12-02 - User: Vine FC - Likes: 250 - Dislikes: 2
  1225. <Firiann> And the hellchorus squawks back.
  1226. * Amilena will not leave Nabooru's side
  1227. <Fireblast> "Also why is elevator music still playing the the background."
  1228. <Fireblast> "I swear, it was that Lizalfos."
  1229. <Amilena> Sorry shiekah, but this is where we part ways again.
  1230. <Bloodwind> *Dex, once you get revenge on Aggie, it would be Bob's greatest wishes for you to return to your fort and bury him there.
  1231. <Dex> BOB IS NOT GETTING BURRIED BOB IS GETTING REALIVED
  1232. <Bloodwind> *Amilena, you tag along Nabooru to help find Ahlma. Not runnin' a side session for that.
  1233. <Amilena> Title or no, you're still the queen and I won't leave you behind Nabooru.
  1234. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you, Miss....
  1235. <Bloodwind> *She doesn't know your name.
  1236. <Amilena> (That's fine, Amilena is not specced for this quest anyways
  1237. <Amilena> Amilena.
  1238. <Amilena> De'Anvar
  1239. <Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Miss Amilena. Let's go find Ahlma.
  1240. <Bloodwind> *Nabooru and Amilena depart to go find thy real Gerudo leader. Nutshell, sometime during the Aggie boss fight, you're getting reinforcements.
  1241. <Fireblast> [Now what.]
  1242. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master seems to have left a gift behind. Generic Evil Robe, who wants it?
  1243. <Bloodwind> *Also, a boss key was left behind.
  1244. * Fireblast bottles the boss key.
  1245. <Bloodwind> *It gives Dark Vision, makes you look ultra shady, annnd a $1d4 chance to auto-dodge anything.
  1246. <Kirran> I'll take it if no one else wants it
  1247. <Kirran> Triple mirage is a thing that I like the idea of
  1248. * Fireblast wonders if she can rebrew the boss key into a better boss key, probably not.
  1249. <Bloodwind> *Annnd Mr. 6 Artifacts here is tryin' to yoink the robe.
  1250. * Firiann does not think cloaks would mix well with flaming leaves.
  1251. * Fireblast meanwhile has at least eight artifacts.
  1252. <Kirran> Yeah, Darte could use it for some vague survival
  1253. <Kirran> (It'll only proc on small hits though.)
  1254. * Fireblast goes back to sipping tea.
  1255. * Firiann will allow it to pass to someone else if they'd like it.
  1256. <Kirran> (I think Darte likes dying)
  1257. <Bloodwind> *Fireblast, you attempt to bottle the boss key, but it just pops right back out.
  1258. <Kirran> Hey Raine, you awake?
  1259. * Fireblast gets a bigger bottle, and attempts to bottle the boss key. If fail, just take the boss key.
  1260. <Firiann> I'm just stubborn and think I'm actually capable of it
  1261. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Sowwy, I was eatin' cake. Man, you put some really good flavored blood in here!
  1262. <Kirran> How do you feel about a Wisp friend?
  1263. <Bloodwind> *Your bigger bottle rejects you, bottles the boss key, and then explodes your bigger bottle as its unable to contain the sheer awesomeness of the boss key.
  1264. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Seriously OP. Keep 'im dude.
  1265. <Fireblast> * Fireblast gets a bigger bottle, and attempts to bottle the boss key. If fail, just take the boss key.
  1266. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Then I'll have someone to annoy other than you!
  1267. <Bloodwind> *Yeah, you just take the boss key.
  1268. <Kirran> Well, he kinda got nuked. Think you can bring him back?
  1269. <Fireblast> [Inb4 he is the new Reddit]
  1270. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Sure!
  1271. <Bloodwind> *ROLL IT, KIRRAN!
  1272. <Bloodwind> *Raine pops out of the bottle.
  1273. <Kirran> $1d4
  1274. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  1275. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: I'M FREEEEEE! TIME TO HEAL 'EM UP AND KILL EVERYTHING, SO I CAN EAT RAINBOWS!
  1276. <Kirran> reroll
  1277. <Kirran> $1d4
  1278. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
  1279. <Kirran> Raine...
  1280. <Kirran> I swear if you explode him I'm giving you no more cake
  1281. * Firiann tries to inhale Raine next.
  1282. <Bloodwind> *Raine ends up turning Wisp's corpse into a BLOOD SACRIFICE!
  1283. * Firiann cannot do so through her bottle prison.
  1284. <Kirran> I mean it Raine!
  1285. <Bloodwind> *Firiann, you roll over to Raine, inhale her, and uhh.......
  1286. <Bloodwind> *..... uh oh.
  1287. <Firiann> ... I get the feeling _this_ little fairy's gonna LIGHT UP MY LIFE
  1288. * Kirran ducks and covers
  1289. * Kirran ducks and covers behind Baegba
  1290. <Kirran> *
  1291. <Bloodwind> [Baegba]: DUCKIN' COVERS!
  1292. * Fireblast just sips tea, ready to activate something if anything bad happens.
  1293. <Bloodwind> *Firiann, you not only got Raine, but you got the Wisp's ashes in the process. Your snouth bursts into green flames, tears of molten death flying from your eyes as blood gushes from your snouth and fills the bottle with high blood pressure. It explodes violently in a shockwave of anime bloodbath levels as Raine rises from the corpse of Firiann with newfound powers, becoming a monicker of pure evil.
  1294. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: I'm.... I'M FREE!
  1295. <Kirran> This is just not even okay
  1296. <Fireblast> "Damn, where did I put my microphone."
  1297. <Bloodwind> *Kirran - he turns enemies into allies and allies into bosses.
  1298. * Firiann would frown in apology, but she is a corpse.
  1299. <Bloodwind> *Your corpse makes a bloody frowny face, Firiann.
  1300. <Firiann> ~ too many cooks ~
  1301. <Bloodwind> *Raine is still the size of a normal fairy.
  1302. * Kirran puts her back in the bottle.
  1303. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, roll Courage to pull it off!
  1304. <Fireblast> Remind me again why we keep her around
  1305. <Kirran> $33d10
  1306. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 9, 3, 8, 1, 5, 10, 6, 2, 5, 6, 5, 8, 6, 5, 7, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 3, 6, 8, 3, 5, 3, 9, 8, 1, 10 and 2. Total: 179. Successes: 24.
  1307. <Bloodwind> $40d10 for Raine
  1308. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 9, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 4, 2, 3, 1, 7, 7, 7, 10, 2, 6, 2, 1, 8, 7, 9, 10, 2, 1, 9, 9, 2, 8, 10, 1, 9, 9, 10, 6, 8, 5, 3 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 32.
  1309. <Bloodwind> *Raine escapes your clutches, Kirran.
  1310. <Kirran> (Because if I ever die, it's just very, very silly)
  1311. * Kirran taps his fingers on the bottle.
  1312. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: I have POWER and.......
  1313. <Bloodwind> *She tries to do various motions, but absolutely nothing happens.
  1314. <Bloodwind> [Raine]:...... dangit.
  1315. <Bloodwind> *She sighs and floats back into Kirran's bottle.
  1316. * Fireblast pokes DM for directions.
  1317. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Darn cake...
  1318. <Bloodwind> *She om-noms some cake and stays in your bottle, Kirran.
  1319. <Kirran> Well, thank goodness for small favors.
  1320. <Kirran> Shame about the wisp though
  1321. <Bloodwind> *Careful Kirran, she now has the potential for greater powers. She gets her hand on actual power... you got an issue.
  1322. <Kirran> I'm blaming proximity to great evil for this.
  1323. * Fireblast still sips tea
  1324. <Bloodwind> *Fireblast, would you like to use the boss key to open the final door?
  1325. * Fireblast then wonders where to go next.
  1326. <Kirran> That sorceror is getting SO dead for this.
  1327. <Bloodwind> *Before your party finds ways to derail the session into killing themselves?
  1328. * Fireblast attempts to throw a boss key straight into the lock
  1329. <Bloodwind> *Courtesies of your tea drinking skills, your key lands perfectly in the lock, unlocking the boss door. The grand doors open themselves, and you meet a colossal wall, larger than any you've ever seen...
  1330. <Bloodwind> --==LOADING SCREEN==--
  1331. <Bloodwind> -=SESSION END=-
  1332. <Bloodwind> *Next session, the final boss fight!
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